Election Profit Makers

Jon and David go into war-pundit mode Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

For hardcore number-heads only Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Jon explains the latest NC congressional maps and sings selections from Bye Bye Birdie. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Jon turns into a sk8ter boi. David tries watching the Olympics. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Jon dives into the SCOTUS market. David gags on a popcorn husk. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

David finally ends his affair with JD Vance. Jon critiques Biden’s press conference. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Entire episode available at our Patreon. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Clay Aiken runs for Congress in Jon’s district. David talks about his priceless Saul Steinberg chair. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Are rocks tools? Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon finds himself up for Bad Boy of the Week. David mourns a dead pedal. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

No regular episode this week. Happy New Year! Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon’s love for ancient fish technology saves David from the abyss. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

David shares his story of being cancelled by Dr. Oz. Jon discusses fish walls. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon and David talk to the unstoppable Astra Taylor. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

David makes money on Matthew McConaughey; Jon reads a statement about Kid Rock. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

No episode this week. Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon explains pro-family radio call signs; David wonders if Kyle Rittenhouse qualifies as a bad boy. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon almost breaks David with a tweet. Bari starts some kind of weird fake college. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon preps for Virginia's gubernatorial election, David wonders if the cop who interrupted the episode was a bot. Featuring new bit.ly links! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon alienates our Ohio listeners, David discusses Dune and Dopesmoker, new stickers for new Patreons! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Alex Pareene makes a big Sinema prediction. Jon discusses steering wheels. David’s bad-boy comedy takes no prisoners. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

David bets big against Matthew McConaughey. Jon wonders why September sucked. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Sinema betrays Code Pink’s heritage. David’s memory of his old nickname takes a dark turn. (CW: Brief mention of sexual assault) Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Self-described “douchebag moderate” Bill Scher explains WTF is happening this week. Also football. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

David attends a fundraiser; Jon celebrates UNC football; Marjorie blows up a car. GREEN ROOM watch party this Thursday! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

David mourns America’s innocence, Jon watches Josh Mandel in the corn, Emma sends an amazing email. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon drops a new bit.ly link, David stops hedging in the CA recall market. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon hypes his discomfort zone, David reviews the latest Jack Reacher novel. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

David hedges hard in the CA recall; Jon defends his skyscraper theory; JD Vance’s beard gets dewy. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon decides to re-invade Nebraska, David finally gets an email from JD Vance. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon crosses state lines on another mission, David rides Cuomo waves, Penthouse Pete plays dirty. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

We'll be back next week! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon sets a world record, David perfects his "$50,000 plate" joke. RIP Oh Papa. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

David buys more pants. Jon searches for JD Vance in Appalachia. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon, David, and Starlee get a free flight. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

David pitches to the JD Vance campaign. Starlee sees through Jeff Bezos. Jon is swallowed up by GeoGuesser. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

David and Starlee scrap the episode outline and listen to Jon talk about building elevations. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Starlee recaps her trip. New York votes for mayor. Happy birthday David. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon and David place bets on Starlee’s cross country tour. Adams, who lives in New York and not New Jersey, pulls ahead. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon and Starlee welcome a surprise guest. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Starlee goes to the movies. Jon’s a car guy now. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Groomgate enters its third week. Yang continues to disrupt. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Masks come off. The race for Mayor is on. Starlee is up, David is down. Jon unpacks why he doesn’t like sword fights on horses. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Starlee, David and Jon place bets on the New York mayoral race. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Kid Midas shares info about a live watch party on Thursday. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Starlee David and Jon try and predict which SNL sketches Elon Musk will do. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

David gives a pop quiz. Starlee makes a vow. Jon dreams. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon makes history. David hypes Joe Manchin. Starlee pitches progressive Q. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon mourns Roy Williams. David celebrates Matt Gaetz. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jon loses interest in a ship. David continues to lose on Cuomo. Starlee outruns time. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com