Election Profit Makers

Jon reviews the NC sample ballot. David plays the final cicada recording. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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Jon recaps the DNC’s first night. David plays a message from Beckett. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon explains negative risk, the safest way to make money on PredictIt. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon makes good money on Tim Walz. David explains the difference between Deadpool and Deadwood. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon makes last-minute trades before the VP announcement. David watches in silence. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon talks about the kids today. David refuses to put more money into PredictIt. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon made lots of money betting on Kamala Harris. David did not. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David discuss the assassination attempt, the dismissal of the documents case, and stickers. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David get caught up on listener questions. To hear the entire episode, go to Patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon tries his goodest to think clearly. David enters the Biden resignation market. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

David learns about the presidential debate. Jon describes Medieval Manhattan. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David are still traveling. Regular episodes will resume next week. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David debate which is the #1 song about numbers. To hear the entire episode, go to Patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon prepares for the journey of a lifetime. David ends his love affair with guitar pedals. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David answer listener questions and analyze recent nature recordings. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David plan their rival Netflix specials. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon reaches out to PredictIt. David wakes up defeated. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon shares hot new data about Charlotte. David boldly calls for Donald Trump to drop out of the presidential race. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon analyzes the Gateway Arch. David gets a surprisingly sexy email. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon returns to negative risk. David remembers a classic rap battle. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

A PredictIt market finally reacts to a piece of news. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon doesn’t want to talk about Kristi Noem. David celebrates shooting UV light inside himself. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon explains why Charlotte is a Gamma-plus city. David explains why Shakespeare was a good writer. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

David figures out how to make $10,000 a night. Jon clanks his huge water bottle. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon mourns the end of March Madness. David counts knobs on his pedals. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Anything Is Possible. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon analyzes Duke's tournament upsets. David is upset by the numbers. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

David reports back from his big night at the Crypto Dot Com arena. Jon mourns a Duke victory. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

David finally gets to talk about guitar pedals for one minute. Jon discusses gambling in NC. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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Jon gives it up for NC State. David remembers the Bad Lieutenant. Join EPM Madness!! http://bit.ly/epmmadness Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon remembers the last time he cried about sports. David learns about “Fundie Baby Voice." Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

This is a mini-episode for the historical record. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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Jon and David make a bet about the Michigan primary. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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Jon and David’s conversation about Trump’s new sneakers takes an unexpected turn. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon watches Keith Olbermann watching Jon Stewart. David watches Joe Biden watching Taylor Swift. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon waits for a hot new tech gadget. David waits for Taylor Swift to tweet about Palestine. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon goes even deeper on Hurricane Fran. David shares more bumper-sticker diaries. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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David buys more Nikki Haley shares. Jon apologizes to an important Christian. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Money-Losin' Season is here again! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon sings an old banking jingle. David finally invests in Nikki Haley. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon celebrates blue-state college football. David announces his new favorite movie director. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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Jon celebrates an underrated skyline. David gets confused about fuzz pedals. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon ponders musical carpeting. David gets to know Patriotic Kenny. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon remembers Henry Kissinger. David continues to lose money. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown