Election Profit Makers

Jon still doesn’t believe the Epstein story has legs. David puts money on it. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon doesn’t believe in the Epstein list. David shares an amazing update about Ed Scofield. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon describes the historic flooding in Chapel Hill. David does a complete 180 on Jeffrey Epstein. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon stays up all night watching the Senate. David starts to have doubts about capitalism. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon and David look at how prediction markets are handling the NYC mayoral primary. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon watches Babygirl. David starts writing his musical about the history of FiveThirtyEight.com. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon cuts the sleeves off his ACAB shirt. David details the absolute destruction of Los Angeles Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon and David look in the mirror of reality and describe what they see. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon and David argue about what qualifies as an interesting fact about Central Park. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon continues his wildlife research. David discusses the EarthQuaker Devices situation. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

David fantasizes about American Muscle Powder. Jon sees a famous meme in the wild. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

This episode is mostly about Dawson’s Creek. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon makes a Belichick-related prediction. David is humbled by the world's dumbest PAC. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Field recordings of EPM listeners’ felines. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon buys an insane piece of fitness equipment. David is overwhelmed by cat recordings. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon and David go hard as hell lifting weights in Jon's gym! This is an intense field recording! To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

Jon’s knee hurts. David makes a CrimethInc connection. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon recaps March Madness and remembers lifting at the YMCA. David celebrates the culture of bench-press spotting. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon and David injure themselves and adjust their training regimens accordingly. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Thomas Mills of PoliticsNC.com joins Jon and David to discuss Mark Robinson, Anderson Clayton, and domain names. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon shocks his system with made-up exercises. David describes his ideal personal trainer. EPM March Madness http://bit.ly/MYBRACKET Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David discuss supplements, consumer electronics, and other lifestyle topics designed for today’s man. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon picks a Bad Boy of the Week. David starts writing his Blood Meridian musical. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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Jon and David argue about how long it would take to walk to Sunrise Biscuit Kitchen from Jon’s apartment. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon rages at a breakfast restaurant’s self-description. David theorizes about national dementia. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon gets back into the news. David celebrates crustal hydration. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon warns David about pink dye. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon explains why he’s no longer bothered by horror. David starts monitoring bedfellows. Visit our sponsor! bit.ly/anditallmakessense Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

David packs a go bag. Jon has issues with his fob. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon and David rebrand and provide a hippity-hoppity take on current events. Join our Patreon! http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon celebrates a North Carolina population milestone. David watches Nicole Kidman drink a glass of milk. Join our Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon gets excited about a new dam. David shares New York City memories from days gone by. Join our Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

David makes unfounded conjectures about a famous novelist. Jon promises to read Blood Meridian. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David discuss Luigi Mangione and Lara Trump. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon keeps up with the news. David sees Wicked. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David argue their way through a 32-seed bracket of the toughest road signs. This was previously a Patreon-only episode but it's a holiday so enjoy. Be back to our regularly scheduled show next week! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

David hasn't looked at the news in a week. Jon tells him what happened. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Incredible, indescribable, inspirational music for the home stretch. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon canvasses with his mom. David makes his final PredictIt trade. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David talk to Janie about the upcoming election, which is two weeks away. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David talk to Starlee about election vibes and listening parties. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

David stops listening to the numbers. Jon promises, for the thousandth time, to quit Twitter. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David discuss a grim week for North Carolina. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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Jon and David discuss recent news out of North Carolina. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

This is our first episode edited using Ableton 10! Extremely historic stuff. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon compiles recent North Carolina polls. David complains about spiders descending on him. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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Jon doesn’t think the Arlington kerfuffle has legs. David celebrates Mark Robinson’s filthy porno desires. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown