Election Profit Makers

This episode is mostly about Dawson’s Creek. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon makes a Belichick-related prediction. David is humbled by the world's dumbest PAC. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Field recordings of EPM listeners’ felines. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon buys an insane piece of fitness equipment. David is overwhelmed by cat recordings. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon and David go hard as hell lifting weights in Jon's gym! This is an intense field recording! To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

Jon’s knee hurts. David makes a CrimethInc connection. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon recaps March Madness and remembers lifting at the YMCA. David celebrates the culture of bench-press spotting. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon and David injure themselves and adjust their training regimens accordingly. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Thomas Mills of PoliticsNC.com joins Jon and David to discuss Mark Robinson, Anderson Clayton, and domain names. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon shocks his system with made-up exercises. David describes his ideal personal trainer. EPM March Madness http://bit.ly/MYBRACKET Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David discuss supplements, consumer electronics, and other lifestyle topics designed for today’s man. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon picks a Bad Boy of the Week. David starts writing his Blood Meridian musical. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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Jon and David argue about how long it would take to walk to Sunrise Biscuit Kitchen from Jon’s apartment. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon rages at a breakfast restaurant’s self-description. David theorizes about national dementia. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon gets back into the news. David celebrates crustal hydration. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon warns David about pink dye. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon explains why he’s no longer bothered by horror. David starts monitoring bedfellows. Visit our sponsor! bit.ly/anditallmakessense Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

David packs a go bag. Jon has issues with his fob. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon and David rebrand and provide a hippity-hoppity take on current events. Join our Patreon! http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon celebrates a North Carolina population milestone. David watches Nicole Kidman drink a glass of milk. Join our Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon gets excited about a new dam. David shares New York City memories from days gone by. Join our Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

David makes unfounded conjectures about a famous novelist. Jon promises to read Blood Meridian. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David discuss Luigi Mangione and Lara Trump. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon keeps up with the news. David sees Wicked. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David argue their way through a 32-seed bracket of the toughest road signs. This was previously a Patreon-only episode but it's a holiday so enjoy. Be back to our regularly scheduled show next week! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

David hasn't looked at the news in a week. Jon tells him what happened. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Incredible, indescribable, inspirational music for the home stretch. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon canvasses with his mom. David makes his final PredictIt trade. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David talk to Janie about the upcoming election, which is two weeks away. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David talk to Starlee about election vibes and listening parties. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

David stops listening to the numbers. Jon promises, for the thousandth time, to quit Twitter. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David discuss a grim week for North Carolina. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Donate at https://app.oath.vote to hear your favorite song rocked on the slide whistle! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David discuss recent news out of North Carolina. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

This is our first episode edited using Ableton 10! Extremely historic stuff. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon compiles recent North Carolina polls. David complains about spiders descending on him. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Come join us on Discord at 9pm ET as we'll provide live commentary as we all stream the debate. If you're not a Patreon member, join today for Discord access! http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Jon doesn’t think the Arlington kerfuffle has legs. David celebrates Mark Robinson’s filthy porno desires. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon reviews the NC sample ballot. David plays the final cicada recording. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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Jon recaps the DNC’s first night. David plays a message from Beckett. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon explains negative risk, the safest way to make money on PredictIt. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon makes good money on Tim Walz. David explains the difference between Deadpool and Deadwood. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon makes last-minute trades before the VP announcement. David watches in silence. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon talks about the kids today. David refuses to put more money into PredictIt. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon made lots of money betting on Kamala Harris. David did not. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David discuss the assassination attempt, the dismissal of the documents case, and stickers. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon and David get caught up on listener questions. To hear the entire episode, go to Patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jon tries his goodest to think clearly. David enters the Biden resignation market. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown