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Episode 386: Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In)
Episode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human
Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!
Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.
Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)
Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes
Episode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers?
Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy
Episode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States?
Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter
Episode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections
Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe
Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents
EJon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14
EJon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes
EDavid celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices
EDavid reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos
EJon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room
EJon and David prepare for the big stupid speech. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals
EEPM pivots to animal physiology. We appreciate your Patreon support https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 367: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Field Recording Of Weaver Dairy Frog Pond
EThis is a recording of an artificial pond on Weaver Dairy Road in Chapel Hill. It was recorded after a big summer storm in July 2023. Support EPM on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 366: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Tournament of Number Songs
EWhat is the best song about numbers? Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 365: A Celebration Of Minor League Baseball Team Names And Stadiums
EEnjoy this feel-good classic from the EPM Patreon archives. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Announcement
ETaking some time off
Episode 363: My Desires Are Human
EJon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions
EDavid marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 361: The Emptiness Economy
EJon celebrates his favorite animal. David remembers an important moment at Clearwater Lake. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 360: The Driest Place’s Wettest November
EJon does some gumshoe reporting about rainfall. David challenges A.I. with his human-centered poetry. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 359: Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes
EJon apologizes for Nuzzi-related misinformation. David wonders if Trump will join the DSA. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 358: Nuzzi Lizza Pizza Paparazzi Dazzles
EJon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 357: Skinny Jonny comes around
EJon catches a late case of Mamdani Fever. David wonders what to think about the Democratic surrender on the shutdown. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 356: Sammy Dammy
EJon and David mourn the passing of Dick Cheney, the wonderful humanitarian who did so much good in the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Season Finale Recap
trailerEThe Runarounds finally play a gig in Chapel Hill! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode. https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Episode 354: Trump's Golden Ballroom Will Leave You Soaking Wet
EJon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 6 & 7 Recap
trailerEThe Runarounds are about to make the big time! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Announcement
EMargaret "Peg" Stamm Rees 1936 - 2025
Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 4&5 Recap
trailerEThe Runarounds meet Dex Romweber! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Episode 350: It Was Actually Pretty Chill
EJon and David share their impressions of performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 2&3 Recap
EJoin our Patreon to listen to the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Episode 348: Space Smells Like Something Burning
EJon enjoys his cough syrup. David checks PredictIt about the government shutdown. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 347: From The Conference Room Of A Prestigious Southern University
EJon pays a campus visit to a formerly tiny centrist. David reacts to the latest GWAR news. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 346: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Pilot Recap
trailerEJoin our patreon to listen to full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Episode 345: Practicing Politics The Right Way
ESupport us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 344: Maximum Lethality, Not Tepid Legality
EJon and David celebrate Secretary Hegseth’s bold new vision for America’s warfighters. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 343: Donald Trump Is Not Dead And Will Probably Live Forever
EDavid savors Rudy Giuliani’s latest adventure. Jon recaps an historic UNC football game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 342: We Need To Be Having More And More Information As We Head Into The Future
EJon reads a list of big American cities. David takes a look at the president’s hands. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 341: POO-tin Versus PEW-tin
EJon admits he has never taken heroin. David hopes a Jeff Bezos rumor is true. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 340: Invisible Men
EJon and David celebrate a wonderful tweet by Andrew Cuomo. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 339: Epstein Has Legs
EJon and David debate whether enshittification applies to their podcast. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
Episode 338: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Highlights From The Second EPM Call-In Show.
EJon and David talk to some EPM listeners. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks! http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Ed Scofield Talking About Orgasms And Burl Ives (Among Other Things).
EThis is a home recording David bought at the Ed Scofield estate sale two years ago and forgot about. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!