Dumb People Town

Comedian and musician Reggie Watts stops by as Randy describes a woman that faked a kidnapping to hide that she dropped out college, Daniel explains how a tenant gets sued after his landlord's child jumped in his dryer cycle, and Jason warns about a man wielding a machete after his karaoke request is denied, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty and JamesAllen.com! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout for 20% off your order. Get 25% off your order when you go to JAMESALLEN.com and use code DPT!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Zach Zucker stops by as Jason describes police arresting a nude man in a school bus with a dead deer inside, Randy explains why a group of sneaker thieves stole only right-footed shoes, and Daniel warns against letting your dogs near your winning lotto tickets, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Helix and Prize Picks! Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/DPT and use code HELIXPARTNER20.This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. Go to PrizePicks.com/dpt and use code DPT for a first deposit match up to $100! PrizePicks: Daily Fantasy Sports Made Easy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, podcaster Ben Roy (97.9 The Rat Race on ATC, Those Who Can't) stops by as Randy describes a Catholic school counselor that lost their job after students get crystals from witches, Daniel reports about a man who rents a billboard to trade a cheese stick, and Jason warns against wearing underwear on your face as you porch pirate, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Nate Craig (Live At The Green Mill on ATC's YouTube page) stops by as Daniel describes how an uninvited guest causes havoc at a funeral, Randy reports on a man thrown out a McDonald's for his barefoot lifestyle, and Jason warns against driving a backhoe to the airport, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty, Factor, and Draft Kings Casino! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout for 20% off your order. Head to FACTORMEALS.com/dpt50 and use code dpt50 to get 50% off. Download the Draft Kings Casino app NOW, sign up with promo code DPT, and new customers get a deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actress, and author Jamie Lee stops by as Jason describes an Indian official that drained a reservoir to retrieve his phone, Randy explains why a wedding venue owner pointed a gun at the bride & groom during their reception, and Daniel warns that there's a lawmaker that seeks to outlaw ghosting, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: James Allen! Get 25% off your order when you go to JAMESALLEN.com and use code DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and author Gary Gulman (Misfit, available now) stops by as Daniel describes a Florida teacher is accused of biting 2 students over a jar of pickles, Jason explains how a Costco cake decorating fail went viral, and Randy advocates along with a Florida woman who proposes a Sugar Daddy/Mommy appreciation day at an unrelated board meeting, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Babbel! Get 55% off at Babbel.com/DPT. Rules and restrictions may apply.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer, and podcaster (The Dollop) stops by as Daniel describes how firefighters help a proposal gone wrong, Jason laments for a man whose girlfriend won't eat anything, and Randy warns against robbing your own son at knifepoint, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout for 20% off your order.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer, and podcaster Mike O'Brien (Business Trips on ATC) stops by Randy warns against taking your dad's ashes on a pub crawl, Daniel describes a pickle mobile theft, and Jason explains how a Maryland license plate accidentally advertises a Filipino online casino. Thanks to our sponsor: Prize Picks! Go to PrizePicks.com/dpt and use code: DPT for a first deposit match up to $100!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and author Trae Crowder (WellRed podcast on ATC, "Round Here and Over Yonder" out now) stops by as Randy agrees with a Quebec judge that ruled that giving "the finger" is a God-given right, Jason describes a GPS mistake that took a man to the Canadian border where he was arrested for drugs & money, and Daniel explains why a Montana family says cows broke into their home, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

David Wain (The State, Wet Hot American Summer, Middle Aged Dad Jam Band) stops by as Randy explains how an exotic cat got rescued from a tree in Ohio and tested positive for cocaine, Jason warns against trying to rob a bank with a Nerf gun, and Daniel describes a runner that lost a race because his penis kept falling out, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Prize Picks, Faherty, and Helix! PrizePicks.com/dpt and use code dpt for a first deposit match up to $100!Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout for 20% off your order.Go to Helix Sleep.com/DPT and use code HELIXPARTNER20.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Steve Furey stops by as Daniel explains how a woman stabbed her husband after finding photos of him with another woman, who ended up being her younger self, Jason describes a drunken man at the T-Rex cafe at DisneyWorld that goes on a rampage and bites a sheriff's deputy, and Randy tells of a McDonald's customer that receives a bag of cash instead of food, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Babbel! Get started RIGHT NOW, with 55% off your Babbel subscription for our listeners. Go to Babbel.com/DPT. Rules and restrictions may apply.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actress and podcaster Lauren Lapkus (Threedom and Newcomers) stops by as Jason describes a man barging into a home, insisting that he is a ghost, Daniel ponders why an Aussie man would use his severed finger as fishing bait, and Randy warns against being attacked by an alligator right outside your front door, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor:That’s PrizePicks.com/DPT and use code DPT for a first deposit match up to $100!PrizePicks: Daily Fantasy Sports Made Easy! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Brandon Wardell stops by as Randy explains how a pet fish stole its owner's identity via a Nintendo Switch during a livestream, Daniel describes a mac and cheese candle that smells "horrid according" to the person who bought it, and Jason warns against posting yout police chase on TikTok after you've gotten away, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Pax Assadi stops by as Randy warns against gifting your cousin's fiance a subscription to OnlyFans, Daniel describes how a Florida man lost his pants during an hours long chase, and Jason explains why a woman destroyed a BMW over ignored texts, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Fitbod! Get 20% off your subscription at https://Fitbod.me/dpt See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and author Dan Ahdoot sits in as Daniel describes a couple that blames their robbery spree on their Red Bull addiction, Jason ponders why thieves in Florida called the cops to help them move stolen goods, and Randy explains how a man ended his years long airport sign prank and more importantly how much it cost, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Babbel! Get started RIGHT NOW, with 55% off your Babbel subscription for our listeners. Go to Babbel.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian James Adomian stops by as Jason lists off items from Travelodge's UK Lost & Found, Daniel describes an Ohio woman that thinks she has audio of Bigfoot, and Randy warns against shooting squirrels near children's bedrooms, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Dan Mintz (Bob's Burgers) stops by as Dan explains how a man got arrested for breaking into homes, eating their food, and wearing their clothes, Randy describes how a woman lost her internship at NASA after a Twitter fight with a member of the Space Council, and Jason warns against quitting your office job to work at McDonald's, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Birddogs! https://birddogs.com/DPT and use promo code: DPT for a free Yeti-style tumbler.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actress Hannah Einbinder sits in as Daniel explains how a groom removed all vegan options from his wedding menu without consulting the bride and Randy tells of a missing British man in Kenya who was found alive in a pub after 4 days, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Fitbod & Lectric Bikes! Get 20% off your subscription at https://Fitbod.me/dpt Visit https://Lectricebikes.com to learn more and explore the epic models Lectric has to offer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor and comedian John Gemberling joins us as Randy explains how a woman who is married to a ghost says he ruined their honeymoon by getting too drunk and frisky, Jason details a field trip photo that shows 6th graders pole dancing, and Daniel describes a Florida woman drunk driving a golf cart on the highway, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty and Babbel! Faherty is giving all Dumb People Town listeners an amazing deal: 20% off on your order! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT20 at checkout! Get started RIGHT NOW, with 55% off your Babbel subscription for our listeners. Go to Babbel.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Ian Karmel (All Fantasy Everything) stops by as Jason warns about a bride that wants a silent wedding, Daniel details a woman that advertises her best friend to farmers for marriage, and Randy attempts to explains how an Aussie family made a rug of their beloved, deceased dog, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Tom Papa (Breaking Bread on All Things Comedy) stops by as Jason explains how Sam's club gave away a woman's car, Daniel warns about a man who hasn't stopped farting in a very long time, and Randy describes a shootout outside of a Chuck E. Cheese, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! Get 20% off your subscription at Fitbod.me/dpt.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tim Simons (Second In Command on All Things Comedy) stops by to hear Daniel describe a man with a Jeep grudge, Randy explains how a man on inflatable swan needs to be rescued 3 times, and Jason is incredulous at a surgery center that texted its patients that they had aggressive cancer instead of Happy New Year, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Fitbod & Lectric Bikes! Get 20% off your subscription at https://Fitbod.me/dpt Visit https://Lectricebikes.com to learn more and explore the epic models Lectric has to offer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Zainab Johnson sits in as Randy details why a woman married her step brother, Daniel explains how long a Japanese man has been driving without a license, and Jason describes a greased up man breaking into houses and jumping into pools, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Lectric E-Bikes! Visit LectricEBikes.com to learn more and explore the epic models Lectric has to offer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang Bang The Podcast: The Book) stops by as Jason describes how a drunken man wandered into the Brewers clubhouse, Randy tells about a man threatened to call off his wedding because his fiancee wanted their dogs to marry as well, and Daniel explains how a family of four got into a knife fight, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matt Walsh (of Veep & Second In Command on ATC) sits in as Jason tells of a prolific sperm donor with no sex life, Daniel describes how a tattoo got a Colorado man free Subway sandwiches for life, and Randy explains how a man with a fake DisneyWorld employee badge stole an R2D2, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty is giving all Dumb People Town listeners an amazing deal: 20% off on your order! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT20 at checkout! Visit LECTRICEBIKES.COM to learn more and explore the epic models Lectric has to offer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Avital Ash joins as Jason describes how a man stole TWO cops cars during a chase, Randy tells us about a man who posed as a dead body on Tik Tok till he was cast as one on CSI, and Daniel explains how a Lamborghini SUV ended up on a roof, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan Sickler (Lefty's Son on YouTube) stops by as Daniel explains how a woman found a snake in a popcorn bag at grocery store, Jason tells us about a woman who was removed from multiple rollercoasters because her breasts were a safety hazard, and Randy warns against padlocking your neck to someone else in a drinking game, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steph Tolev (Steph Infection on ATC) joins us as Daniel describes a man who got his grocery rewards card tattooed on him, Jason tells us about a woman who was told by a police robot to go away as the robot sang a song, and Randy warns against shoplifting crossbows, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Make the switch to raw today. Right now, Maev is offering $40 off your first order at meetmaev.com/DPT. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tig Notaro sits in as Randy wonders if a woman should be upset for not being invited to her own baby shower, Daniel warns against proposing near a lake, and Jason describes a how a man really got inside himself on the way to jail, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: To get 10% off, up to $30 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame just go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jay Larson (Sounds Like Bruce on YouTube) joins as Daniel tells the story of an inflatable rat getting stabbed at a funeral home, Jason explains how a man in charge of Japanese heritage wrecked the country's oldest toilet, and Randy describes a man that ran from police in a Pikachu suit while riding a lawnmower, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paul Soter of Broken Lizard (Quasi on Hulu 4/20) joins as Jason warns against calling 911 over barbecue, Randy questions how an airline can claim a cockroach in a meal is actually sautéed ginger, and Daniel gets to the bottom of how a Chik-Fil-A offered it's employees food instead of pay, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: To get 10% off, up to $30 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame just go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT. Go to meetmaev.com/DPT to receive $40 off your first order. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Big Jay Oakerson stops by as Jason describes the worst way to react to sold out flights at the airport, Daniel explains why a grandma wanted a penis-shaped headstone on her grave, and Randy recounts the story of a man who held his family hostage and threatened them with Coldplay lyrics, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Graham Elwood (Manifest It on ATC's YouTube) sits in as Randy tells the tale of a British man who wakes up on a Thai beach naked, Daniel describes how a man pushed a peanut up Pikes Peak with his nose, and Jason warns about a VR headset that kills the user if they die in their game, and so much more! Thanks to our #sponsor MeUndies: To get 25% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to: Meundies.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jeremiah Watkins (Daddy on YouTube now) stops in as Jason tells us about a baby that got a terrible pandemic name, Daniel describes a joyride gone bad in a rare Mercedes, and Randy explains how a man can be so bored that he plants a deadly weed, and so much more! Thanks to our #sponsors: Maev is offering $40 off your first order at meetmaev.com/DPT. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Neal Brennan joins us as Randy describes a corn theft, Daniel warns against licorice mistakes, and Jason pleads with you to not visit sex workers on your honeymoon, and so much more! This episode is #sponsored by BetterHelp. Try online therapy at betterhelp.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Beth Stelling sits in while Daniel explains how a couple gets caught having sex in court, Jason tells of car thieves got arrested by stopping at McDonalds, and Randy paints a scene of a woman doing Irish folk dancing during a sobriety test, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

David Cross sits in as Randy tells a story of a father/son Pokemon Go team turns to assault, Daniel describes an unusual robot, and Jason explains how a woman can control bees and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kelsey Cook is here to hang as Daniel describes a gimp man on the loose in England, Randy regails about a moody airline passenger, and Jason details the best (?) way to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jason Nash stops by as Dan shares a story about a woman with a pitchfork and a whip outside a Publix, and Randy concludes with a couple that contaminated a town's water supply with their gender reveal and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kyle Kinane, Robby Hoffman, and DJ Eva join us live from SF Sketchfest to play a round of "Which Florida Man Are You?" (based on their birthdates), Jason tells the story of a couple who got handsy while in line for a ride, Randy explains how a scammer posed as Bret Michaels to get money, and Daniel plays a round of "What Did We Get Stuck In Ourselves in 2022?" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rory Scovel sits in as Randy tells the story of a truck thief found in the trailer, Daniel explains how a throuple can involve a sex doll, and Jason concludes with a man who calls 9-1-1 on his sister over laundry, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian/actor/Founder of All Things Comedy, Al Madrigal, is here as Randy tells the tale of a boudoir photo album lost in a divorce, Jason explains how a woman ended up superglued to a swing, and Daniel contemplates how someone tried to rob their fellow passengers on an international flight, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fortune Feimster joins as Dan regales about an inmate's escape on a bike, Randy tells of a home invasion for cheesecake, and Jason relays a story about oddly shaped cloud! And so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brian Posehn stops by to listen to Randy tell of an emu and chef crimefighting team, Dan recaps a lawnmower interrupting a wedding, and Jason warns against sleeping with your mouth open! And more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rob Corddry steps into the basement with Dan, Jason, and Randy for their first episode from All Things Comedy. The first story is about a man taking his morning revenge out on his ex's grave, the second is about a company that's willing to pay you to put roaches in your house, and the third is about a man on a joyride (on top of his vehicle).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Randy, Jason, and Daniel are joined by Marta Ravin! This weeks story is about a dog behind the wheel?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Hampton Yount comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a stolen sheriff's car. The second story is a lesson in getting what you pay for. The final story is about 2 helpful Denny's customers? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Scott Rogowsky comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a mistaken robbery. The second story is all about motherhood. The final story is a shocking surprise on a roof. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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