Dumb People Town

Comedian and actress Hannah Einbinder sits in as Daniel explains how a groom removed all vegan options from his wedding menu without consulting the bride and Randy tells of a missing British man in Kenya who was found alive in a pub after 4 days, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Fitbod & Lectric Bikes! Get 20% off your subscription at https://Fitbod.me/dpt Visit https://Lectricebikes.com to learn more and explore the epic models Lectric has to offer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor and comedian John Gemberling joins us as Randy explains how a woman who is married to a ghost says he ruined their honeymoon by getting too drunk and frisky, Jason details a field trip photo that shows 6th graders pole dancing, and Daniel describes a Florida woman drunk driving a golf cart on the highway, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty and Babbel! Faherty is giving all Dumb People Town listeners an amazing deal: 20% off on your order! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT20 at checkout! Get started RIGHT NOW, with 55% off your Babbel subscription for our listeners. Go to Babbel.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Ian Karmel (All Fantasy Everything) stops by as Jason warns about a bride that wants a silent wedding, Daniel details a woman that advertises her best friend to farmers for marriage, and Randy attempts to explains how an Aussie family made a rug of their beloved, deceased dog, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Tom Papa (Breaking Bread on All Things Comedy) stops by as Jason explains how Sam's club gave away a woman's car, Daniel warns about a man who hasn't stopped farting in a very long time, and Randy describes a shootout outside of a Chuck E. Cheese, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! Get 20% off your subscription at Fitbod.me/dpt.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tim Simons (Second In Command on All Things Comedy) stops by to hear Daniel describe a man with a Jeep grudge, Randy explains how a man on inflatable swan needs to be rescued 3 times, and Jason is incredulous at a surgery center that texted its patients that they had aggressive cancer instead of Happy New Year, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Fitbod & Lectric Bikes! Get 20% off your subscription at https://Fitbod.me/dpt Visit https://Lectricebikes.com to learn more and explore the epic models Lectric has to offer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Zainab Johnson sits in as Randy details why a woman married her step brother, Daniel explains how long a Japanese man has been driving without a license, and Jason describes a greased up man breaking into houses and jumping into pools, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Lectric E-Bikes! Visit LectricEBikes.com to learn more and explore the epic models Lectric has to offer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang Bang The Podcast: The Book) stops by as Jason describes how a drunken man wandered into the Brewers clubhouse, Randy tells about a man threatened to call off his wedding because his fiancee wanted their dogs to marry as well, and Daniel explains how a family of four got into a knife fight, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matt Walsh (of Veep & Second In Command on ATC) sits in as Jason tells of a prolific sperm donor with no sex life, Daniel describes how a tattoo got a Colorado man free Subway sandwiches for life, and Randy explains how a man with a fake DisneyWorld employee badge stole an R2D2, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty is giving all Dumb People Town listeners an amazing deal: 20% off on your order! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT20 at checkout! Visit LECTRICEBIKES.COM to learn more and explore the epic models Lectric has to offer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Avital Ash joins as Jason describes how a man stole TWO cops cars during a chase, Randy tells us about a man who posed as a dead body on Tik Tok till he was cast as one on CSI, and Daniel explains how a Lamborghini SUV ended up on a roof, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan Sickler (Lefty's Son on YouTube) stops by as Daniel explains how a woman found a snake in a popcorn bag at grocery store, Jason tells us about a woman who was removed from multiple rollercoasters because her breasts were a safety hazard, and Randy warns against padlocking your neck to someone else in a drinking game, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steph Tolev (Steph Infection on ATC) joins us as Daniel describes a man who got his grocery rewards card tattooed on him, Jason tells us about a woman who was told by a police robot to go away as the robot sang a song, and Randy warns against shoplifting crossbows, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Make the switch to raw today. Right now, Maev is offering $40 off your first order at meetmaev.com/DPT. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tig Notaro sits in as Randy wonders if a woman should be upset for not being invited to her own baby shower, Daniel warns against proposing near a lake, and Jason describes a how a man really got inside himself on the way to jail, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: To get 10% off, up to $30 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame just go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jay Larson (Sounds Like Bruce on YouTube) joins as Daniel tells the story of an inflatable rat getting stabbed at a funeral home, Jason explains how a man in charge of Japanese heritage wrecked the country's oldest toilet, and Randy describes a man that ran from police in a Pikachu suit while riding a lawnmower, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paul Soter of Broken Lizard (Quasi on Hulu 4/20) joins as Jason warns against calling 911 over barbecue, Randy questions how an airline can claim a cockroach in a meal is actually sautéed ginger, and Daniel gets to the bottom of how a Chik-Fil-A offered it's employees food instead of pay, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: To get 10% off, up to $30 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame just go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT. Go to meetmaev.com/DPT to receive $40 off your first order. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Big Jay Oakerson stops by as Jason describes the worst way to react to sold out flights at the airport, Daniel explains why a grandma wanted a penis-shaped headstone on her grave, and Randy recounts the story of a man who held his family hostage and threatened them with Coldplay lyrics, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Graham Elwood (Manifest It on ATC's YouTube) sits in as Randy tells the tale of a British man who wakes up on a Thai beach naked, Daniel describes how a man pushed a peanut up Pikes Peak with his nose, and Jason warns about a VR headset that kills the user if they die in their game, and so much more! Thanks to our #sponsor MeUndies: To get 25% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to: Meundies.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jeremiah Watkins (Daddy on YouTube now) stops in as Jason tells us about a baby that got a terrible pandemic name, Daniel describes a joyride gone bad in a rare Mercedes, and Randy explains how a man can be so bored that he plants a deadly weed, and so much more! Thanks to our #sponsors: Maev is offering $40 off your first order at meetmaev.com/DPT. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Neal Brennan joins us as Randy describes a corn theft, Daniel warns against licorice mistakes, and Jason pleads with you to not visit sex workers on your honeymoon, and so much more! This episode is #sponsored by BetterHelp. Try online therapy at betterhelp.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Beth Stelling sits in while Daniel explains how a couple gets caught having sex in court, Jason tells of car thieves got arrested by stopping at McDonalds, and Randy paints a scene of a woman doing Irish folk dancing during a sobriety test, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

David Cross sits in as Randy tells a story of a father/son Pokemon Go team turns to assault, Daniel describes an unusual robot, and Jason explains how a woman can control bees and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kelsey Cook is here to hang as Daniel describes a gimp man on the loose in England, Randy regails about a moody airline passenger, and Jason details the best (?) way to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jason Nash stops by as Dan shares a story about a woman with a pitchfork and a whip outside a Publix, and Randy concludes with a couple that contaminated a town's water supply with their gender reveal and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kyle Kinane, Robby Hoffman, and DJ Eva join us live from SF Sketchfest to play a round of "Which Florida Man Are You?" (based on their birthdates), Jason tells the story of a couple who got handsy while in line for a ride, Randy explains how a scammer posed as Bret Michaels to get money, and Daniel plays a round of "What Did We Get Stuck In Ourselves in 2022?" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rory Scovel sits in as Randy tells the story of a truck thief found in the trailer, Daniel explains how a throuple can involve a sex doll, and Jason concludes with a man who calls 9-1-1 on his sister over laundry, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian/actor/Founder of All Things Comedy, Al Madrigal, is here as Randy tells the tale of a boudoir photo album lost in a divorce, Jason explains how a woman ended up superglued to a swing, and Daniel contemplates how someone tried to rob their fellow passengers on an international flight, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fortune Feimster joins as Dan regales about an inmate's escape on a bike, Randy tells of a home invasion for cheesecake, and Jason relays a story about oddly shaped cloud! And so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brian Posehn stops by to listen to Randy tell of an emu and chef crimefighting team, Dan recaps a lawnmower interrupting a wedding, and Jason warns against sleeping with your mouth open! And more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rob Corddry steps into the basement with Dan, Jason, and Randy for their first episode from All Things Comedy. The first story is about a man taking his morning revenge out on his ex's grave, the second is about a company that's willing to pay you to put roaches in your house, and the third is about a man on a joyride (on top of his vehicle).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Randy, Jason, and Daniel are joined by Marta Ravin! This weeks story is about a dog behind the wheel?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Hampton Yount comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a stolen sheriff's car. The second story is a lesson in getting what you pay for. The final story is about 2 helpful Denny's customers? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Scott Rogowsky comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a mistaken robbery. The second story is all about motherhood. The final story is a shocking surprise on a roof. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome in Brooklyn! In story one, a landlord gives warning for "loud romping". In story two, a dog ends a relationship. The last story is about a "hot pursuit" in a Vegas airport... And special musical guest Max Clarke of Cut Worms!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Aimee Mann & Ted Leo come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in the city of brotherly HATE?? The second story finds an unlikely pair walking into a bar. The final story is about a real like Black Mirror episode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Randy, Jason, and Daniel are joined by Mark Ellis! This weeks story is about one mom's mishap in a sundress.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Byron Bowers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about a getaway with the worst possible vehicle. The second story is a very happy meal. The final story is about an entrepreneur.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Lewis Black comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about teens partying too hard. The second story is a sex toy nightmare. The final story is about a man in a balloon.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Doug Fager comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a stripper in an unlikely place!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Where the oddest jobs from the past meet a comedian from the present… and it’s awkward! On this weekly show, Chris Parnell (SNL, Rick and Morty) welcomes guests who have held some of human history’s most unexpected and downright bizarre jobs: funeral clowns, garden hermits, VHS clerks, and everything in between. With the help of his tireless producer, Chris hears from the essential workers from decades and centuries past. Because before there were actual medical doctors, there were barber surgeons. And before there was Instacart, there were milkmen. Wondery’s This Job Is History is a funny, absurd, and informative look into how time can change the way we live and work. Listen to This Job is History: wondery.fm/DPT_TJIHSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome in Chicago! In story one, a man squashes a world record. In story two, a man tries to hide a gun after a terrible mistake. The second story is about airdropping nudes. The last story is about the wildest way to try to poison your husband... And special musical guest Barry Fontenot!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Jillian Bell & Natalie Morale comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a real life fuck festival. The second story tells the story behind one of the best head stones ever. The final story is about the worst song ever.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Kyle Newacheck comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is another classic tale of something inside of someone that shouldn't be there.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Kurt Braunohler comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fight over a toaster strudels that escalates way too quickly. The second story finds an unlikely surprise in someone's ear. The final story is a tattoo nightmare.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Dusty Slay and Rachel Lichtman in Nashville! In story one, a man squashes a world record. In story two, a man tries to hide a gun after a terrible mistake. The final story is about a man who thought he saw a dog... And special musical guest Grant Lee Phillips!EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/dpt Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Will Miles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a terrible roofing mistake.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Fabrizio Copano comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an Ohio-based Game of Thrones. The second story is a cautionary tale of why you should not party before your wedding. The final story is about one woman's love of pizza.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Cipha Sounds comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about twin love. The second story finds an odd surprise in the back of a woman's car. The final story is about being stabbed in the back.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Kestrin Pantera comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a major bachelor party con.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Matt Braunger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is another game of who is the asshole - baby edition. The second story is about golf etiquette. The final story is about "hidden treasure".See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.