
Dumb People Town
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Chris Grace - Saab Story
Comedian Chris Grace (As Scarlett Johansson) stops by as Daniel describes a South Bend, Indiana mystery of someone urinating in candles at Dollar Tree stores, Randy explains how a man sued the city after he crashed his work dump truck into his own car, and Jason warns against calling 9-1-1 while you're stealing a car, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie Tohn - Double Garcia
Comedian and actress Jackie Tohn (Nobody Wants This on Netflix) stops by as Randy describes a woman who has her cancer returned after an altercation with a flight attendant over her service dog, Jason explains why two Florida men were arrested for stealing deodorant, and Daniel warns against stealing your parents' car to go to Target, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and Mint Mobile! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/dpt. To get the new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matt Walsh - Murphy's Bra
Comedian, actor, and UCB founder (Second In Command podcast on ATC) Matt Walsh stops by as Randy describes a mom whose breasts fall out as she throws rocks at her neighbors, Daniel explains why a Michigan man's attempt to put out a fire went viral, and Jason warns that you MUST take your girlfriend to the airport, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims, Mint Mobile, and BetterHelp! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. To get the new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to Mintmobile.com/DPT. Overcome your fears, with BetterHelp.Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Erica Rhodes - Smells Like Home
Comedian Erica Rhodes (tour) stops by as Jason describes a nude man that crashed a car into a jail and then threw rubber snakes at police, Randy explains how a Utah couple accidentally sent their cat away with an Amazon return, and Daniel lists the strangest place that British people have admitted to eating, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Derek Waters - Massage In A Grocery Store
Comedian and show creator Derek Waters (Drunk History) stops by as Jason describes how a bus driver on a field trip got arrested for OWI, Randy explains how a couple got arrested over an X-rated margarita stunt goes viral, and Daniel warns against attempting a string of robberies in the same stretch of town, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie Kashian - Population Kashian
Comedian and podcaster Jackie Kashian (Tour dates and The Dork Forest) stops by as Daniel describes how a homeowner near an airport dealt with a stranger's car parked in his driveway, Randy explains how a man shot himself in his sleep, and Jason warns against telling the police that you are Garth Brooks, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp.Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nate Craig - Drama Police
Comedian Nate Craig (Tour dates) stops by as Daniel explains how a Greek woman started setting fires so she could flirt with firemen, Jason describes why a Florida man jumped into a pond to avoid police, and Randy warns against storing stolen gerbils in your pants, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and BetterHelp! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jason Nash - Machete & A Michelada
Comedian Jason Nash is back (Jason's YT) as Jason (Sklar) explains why a Florida man is worried about his reputation after pulling a gun on an Uber driver, Randy describes how a stranger was caught pooping on a neighbor's porch, and Daniel warns against robbing a bank and waiting just outside for them to bring you the money, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Mint Mobile! To get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

James Adomian - Whoever Smelt It Dealt It
Comedian James Adomian (Path Of Most Resistance) stops by as Randy describes how 4 men have been charged in the theft of a satirical golden toilet in England, Daniel explains why a Halifax's Acapulco Club is selling off pieces of its sticky carpet, and Jason warns against having sex with peoples' cars, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike Glazer - Real Open Concept
Comedian Mike Glazer (Life Rules!) stops by Jason describes a Florida man that was arrested for hurling fried chicken at his sister during an argument, Daniel explains how a Florida man disowned the drugs that were wrapped around his penis when caught by police, and Randy warns against burning down the house you're about to show as a realtor, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Justine Marino - Criminal Mischief
Comedian and podcaster Justine Marino (Glitter and Garbage on ATC) stops by as Jason describes why a Miami woman kicked a cop in the groin after trying to set a truck on fire, Randy explains how a naked man on drugs trespassed at a Bills Stadium construction site, and Daniel warns against coming home to find that your driveway has been stolen, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/dpt. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gianmarco Soresi - Bemused
Comedian Gianmarco Soresi (Tour dates) stops by Randy describes how a Missouri woman stole a fire truck and crashed into a tree, Jason explains why a man suffering from headaches had chopsticks lodged in his head, and Daniel warns against going with Avis, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BettterHelp and Mint Mobile! Never skip therapy day, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MintMobile.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brad Morris - Sword People
Comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster Brad Morris (Business Trips on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes how a man traveled the world to retrieve stolen Air Pods, Jason explains why a Monopoly game escalated to a samurai sword fight, and Randy warns against believing you coworker is your boss on the phone and following their order to steal money, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Megan Gailey - What'd She Do?
Comedian and writer Megan Gailey stops by as Jason describes how a confrontation at a San Diego marina prompts a visit from Harbor Police, Randy explains why a man was banned for life from Buc-Ees for bringing an emotional support duck, and Daniel warns against getting a Tesla logo tattooed on your face and getting a DUI in a 1992 minivan, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Diet Smoke and Mint Mobile! Go to dietsmoke.com and use DPT for 20% off your entire order plus a $50 welcome bundle completely free. To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to mintmobile.com/DUMB.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matt Braunger - Fast Food Moriarty
Comedian Matt Braunger (Tour) stops by as Daniel explains why a flight was turned around after a flight attendant was called a waiter, Jason describes a Utah man that accidentally received a delivery driver's urine, and Randy warns against asking to marry a woman who promptly steals your car, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aimee Mann - Parrot Don't Care
Singer-songwriter Aimee Mann (Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a parrot that got stuck on a roof and then told rescuers to F-Off, Daniel explains how many bats were found in an attic, and Jason warns against giving obscene Catholic sermons, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Stop comparing and start focusing, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dan St. Germain - Doctor Ravioli
Comedian Dan St. Germain (Dance Fatty Dance) stops by as Daniel describes how workers destroyed a driveway after the the client refused to pay for it, Jason explains why a woman stole a car to go to a job interview at a strip club, and Randy warns against shooting your grandson while officiating a wedding, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hannah Einbinder - Team Gill
Comedian and actress Hannah Einbinder (Everything Must Go and Hacks on MAX) stops by as Randy describes a woman who is suing California after the State Parks employees deny that she saw Bigfoot, Daniel explains how a man at a Jersey Shore restaurant bit into a clam and found an expensive pearl, and Jason warns against repeatedly farting police while they search you, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Stop comparing and start focusing, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sophie Buddle - Pasta La Vista
Comedian Sophie Buddle stops by as Randy describes a New Zealand city that's been overrun by cars blasting Celine Dion, Daniel explains why a Florida man threw pasta during a road rage incident, and Jason warns against stealing booze and burritos in front of police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance, Hims, and BetterHelp! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eric Jackowitz - Rogue Sanchez
Comedian and musician Eric Jackowitz (Wolves Of Glendale) stops by as Daniel describes a man that hijacked a front-loader and police responded with a another front-loader, Randy explains how children destroyed an expensive home, and Jason warns against texting another woman in front of your girlfriend, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ian Karmel - Surrender Smoke
Comedian, podcaster, and author (T-Shirt Swim Club: Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People) stops by as Jason explains why a Florida man was forced to pay to get his tortoise back, Daniel describes a naked car crash turned into an arrest, and Randy warns against hiding in a chest of drawers to evade police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sean Jordan - Baptism By Cake
Comedian and podcast Sean Jordan (Girl Dad on Spotify, All Fantasy Everything) stops by as Randy describes how a man's surname was deemed to rude to put on a passport, Daniel explains how a bride wants a divorce because the groom smashed wedding cake in her face, and Jason warns that the pandas at the zoo might just be dogs, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bobby Moynihan - Love Bites
Actor and improvisor Bobby Moynihan (Unfrosted on Netflix) stops by as Daniel describes a Florida man that asked to drink a beer during his arrest, Randy explains how a DIY bumper created a bomb scare, and Jason warns against receiving postcards from your former girlfriends, including ones from 60 years ago, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rachel Feinstein - Big Guy Run Amuck
Comedian Rachel Feinstein (Big Guy on Netflix) stops by as Randy describes a man that claims Elon Musk when he stole alcohol from stores, Jason explains why huskies ran wild in a Chinese mall, and Daniel tells about a World Record hair ball, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order when you go to fahertybrand.com/dpt and enter the promo code 20DPT at checkout. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Andy Daly - There's No Such Thing As Ice
Comedian, actor, and podcaster Andy Daly (Unfrosted on Netflix) stops by as Daniel explains how the wrong box of penises got delivered to a British artist, Randy describes how a Florida man crashed an excavator into a Walmart, and Jason warns against robbing banks in a wheelchair, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Better Help and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. This is a Paid Advertisement. Insurance is underwritten by either Independence American Insurance Company or United States Fire Insurance Company, and produced by PTZ Insurance Agency, Limited. The ASPCA is not an insurer and is not engaged in the business of insurance. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dina Hashem - Finger Salad
Comedian Dina Hashem (Dark Little Whispers) stops by as Daniel describes how an AirBnB host sent footage of a man having an affair on her property to his wife after he refused to pay, Jason explains that a woman sued Chopped restaurants after finding a finger in her salad, and Randy warns against calling the police over the price of crab, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Todd Glass - Free Gas
Comedian Todd Glass (The Event Of A Lifetime) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman used a rewards card to get free gas, Jason explains how a dad mistakenly bought a huge dinosaur statue for his son, and Randy warns against bringing meth to your schools family fun night, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Skylight Calendar and Hims! As a special, limited-time offer for our listeners, get 15% off your purchase of a Skylight Calendar when you go to SkylightCal.com/DPT. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oscar Nunez - Became Airborne
Actor Oscar Nunez stops by as Daniel describes how the enforcer of good driving crashes into several cars while high on drugs, Randy explains why a woman is suing Disney for a wedgie she received at their waterpark, and Jason warns against pooping into Pringles cans, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty and Skylight Frames! For listeners of the show, Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order when you go to fahertybrand.com/dpt and enter the promo code 20DPT at checkout. As a special, limited-time offer for our listeners, get 15% off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Andrew Youngblood - Coke On A Boat
Comedian Andrew Youngblood (I'll Tell You This) stops by as Randy explains how a doctor was arrested after porn was shot on his yacht, Daniel describes how doctors removed bugs from a Florida man's nose, and Jason warns against throwing Oreos at your wife during an argument, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Better Help and Faherty! Find your social sweet spot, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. For listeners of the show, Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order when you go to fahertybrand.com/dpt enter the promo code 20DPT at checkout.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Neal Brennan - Truck Don't Surf
Comedian, director, and podcaster Neal Brennan (Crazy Good on Netflix, Blocks podcast) stops by as Daniel explains how a man drove his truck into the ocean and claims it isn't his fault, Randy describes a couple that claims a restaurant fined them for being bad parents, and Jason warns against feeding wild alligators, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! For listeners of the show, Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order when you go to Fahertybrand.com/DPT you enter the promo code 20DPT at checkout.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Phil Hendrie - You Got Me Again
Legendary radio host and comedian Phil Hendrie (Hendrie on all streamers) stops by as Daniel describes a man that got stung in the testicles by a scorpion while at a Las Vegas resort, Randy explains why an Oklahoma judge opened fire and intentionally crashed his car in Texas, and Jason warns against pulling your spouse's pants down in the town square of your Florida retirement village. Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! For listeners of the show, Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order when you go to Fahertybrand.com/DPT you enter the promo code 20DPT at checkout.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Laurie Kilmartin - Throw Away The Plane
Comedian, author, and podcaster Laurie Kilmartin stops by as Randy explains how a gun that was fired at a White Sox game was hidden in a woman's belly fat, Daniel describes a Delta flight with maggots, and Jason warns against paying for McDonald's with fentanyl covered bills, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty and BetterHelp! For listeners of the show, Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order when you go to Fahertybrand.com/DPT enter the promo code 20DPT at checkout. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Howie Mandel - Piles Of Tiles
Comedian, actor, and host Howie Mandel invites us into his studio as Randy describes a British Airways pilot who claimed he snorted cocaine off a topless woman before a flight, Daniel explains how a woman lost her insurance claim after winning a Christmas tree throwing contest, and Jason warns against eating your roommate's last Hot Pocket, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: GoodChop and Faherty! Go to GOODCHOP.com/DPT120 and use code DPT120 to get $120 off across your first 4 boxes! For listeners of the show, Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order when you go to fahertybrand.com/dpt and enter the promo code 20DPT at checkout. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kathy Griffin - Literally Her Day
Comedian and actress Kathy Griffin stops by as Jason explains how a 77 year old woman married herself, Randy describes how a ferry passenger got caught smuggling lizards in her bra, and Daniel warns against suing Hershey's over chocolate footballs, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and Rocket Money! Learn to make time for what makes you happy, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike Bridenstine - Goose Is Loose
Comedian and author Mike Bridenstine (The Perfect Amount Of Wrong) stops by as Randy explains why an airport worker stripped naked and started doing pushups, Daniel describes a wedding shop that closed forever due to a spider, and Jason tells the story of Thomas the bisexual, polyamorous goose, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order when you enter the promo code 20DPT at checkout. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brad Williams - World Of Laughter, World Of Tears
Comedian Brad Williams (Starfish on Veeps) stops by as Daniel describes a man who claims he was kicked out of yoga and gave a girl a concussion due to his large penis, Jason explains how 2 people were banned from DisneyWorld after a fight over a photo, and Randy warns against using a drone to ruin peoples' pools, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dulce Sloan - What's An Aquarium?
Comedian and author (Hello Friends) Dulce Sloan stops by as Randy describes why a naked Canadian man found Mounties in his bedroom and sued them for giving him a nickname, Jason warns against trying to dry a baseball field by lighting it on fire, and Daniel explains why a Florida man is suing Dunkin Donuts over a toilet explosion, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill Burr - Don't Throw Rocks At Gators
Comedian, actor, and director Bill Burr (also co-founder of ATC) stops by as Jason explains why a vampire dad is injecting himself with his teenaged son's blood to stay young, Daniel describes a Florida man that lost an arm to an alligator, and Randy warns against breastfeeding from your mother on your wedding day, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Better Help and GoodChop! Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. Go to GOODCHOP.com/DPT120 and use code DPT120 to get $120 off across your first 4 boxes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Johnny Pemberton - Marathon Bummer
Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton stops by as Jason explains how a man claiming to be a time traveler threw a brick through a family's window to save them from a future event, Randy describes a Florida man that tried to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a hamster wheel, and Daniel warns against working out in the middle of the night lest you get stuck upside down on the equipment, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Moshe Kasher - Florida Noir
Comedian, podcaster, and author (Subculture Vulture) Moshe Kasher stops by as Daniel describes a Florida man who was arrested after locking himself in a Little Caesar's that he was burglarizing, Jason explains why a woman in a pink dress stole a tractor, and Randy warns about mistaking a yoga class for a mass killing, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rob Huebel - Roll Of The Dice
Comedian and actor Rob Huebel stops by as Randy explains how tourists in Hawaii followed their GPS right into a harbor, Jason describes a Wisconsin election that was decided by a dice roll, and Daniel warns against having sex at an amusement park. and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Blair Socci - Hung Shui
Comedian Blair Socci (Live From The Big Dog on Veeps) stops by as Randy describes a man with 2 working penises that claims women don't believe him till they see it, Jason tells about a dirt bike rider speaking out after a police chase, and Daniel warns against buying gold bars on Craigslist, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and Better Help! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nimesh Patel - Face Cakes
Comedian Nimesh Patel stops by as Daniel describes a man whom was protesting a wedding venue and shot a firework at a helicopter that was carrying the bride and groom, Randy explains why a Pennsylvania man stole cakes with his face on it, and Jason tells about a Springfield man that demanded meat at gunpoint, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chad & JT - That Snake Is Toxic
Chad Kroeger and JT Parr (Going Deep with Chad & JT on All Things Comedy) stop by as Randy explains why a Chinese zoo has to deny that it's Sun Bear is a man in a bear suit, Daniel warns about a hiker that brought a snake home and ends up in the hospital, and Jason describes a couple left with "trust issues" after opening potato chips, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris Estrada - Church Burglar
Comedian and actor Chris Estrada (This Fool on Hulu) stops by as Daniel describes a couple on their first date that broke into a church to play the piano, Jason explains why a court spectator was jailed for laughing at the jury during a tax fraud trial, and Randy regales about a man arrested for DUI with Boris Johnson's drivers license, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Justin Martindale - 'Tis The Season
Comedian Justin Martindale stops by as Randy describes a man who was arrested after throwing deli meat at police, Jason explains why a man drunkenly stole the thumb off of an ancient Chinese statue, and Daniel warns about trying to travel through time while driving, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Factor and DraftKings Casino! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/dpt50 and use code dpt50 to get 50% off. Download the DraftKings Casino app now and sign up with promo code DPT and play $5 to get $100 in casino credits!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shane Torres - Bringing Sand To The Beach
Comedian Shane Torres (Blue Eyed Mexican) stops by as Jason describes a man claiming to have a back injury posts photos of himself hanging upside down from a zipline, Daniel covers a Taco Bell employee that is suing the company after their Christmas party becomes an orgy, and Randy warns about a romantic vacation getting ruined by hotel porn, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Skylight Calendar and Faherty! As a special, limited time offer for our listeners, get $15 off your purchase of a Skylight Calendar when you go SkylightCal.com/DPT. Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout for 20% off your order.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dean Delray - Dolphin Dean
Comedian Dean Delray stops by as Daniel describes a wife that hired a mistress to keep her husband happy, Randy explains who "Dolphin Dave" is and that he was cited for harassing a humpback whale, and Jason tells of an escaped inmate that was caught while ordering off the McDonald's dollar menu, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Skylight Calendar! As a special, limited time offer for our listeners, get $15 off your purchase of a Skylight Calendar when you go SkylightCal.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dan Cummins - Door Hash
Comedian Dan Cummins (Trying To Get Better) stops by as Daniel explains why a man called police after finding marijuana in his food delivery, Randy unravels why a driver tried to switch places with his dog during a DUI stop, and Jason describes how a man posed as a policeman to see Megan Thee Stallion in concert, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Factor, Skylight Calendars, and DraftKings Casino! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/dpt50 and use code dpt50 to get 50% off. Get $15 off your purchase of a Skylight Calendar just go Skylight Cal.com/DPT. Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW and sign up with promo code DPT! New customers can get a deposit match up to $500 in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aparna Nancherla - Parrot Argument
Comedian and author Aparna Nancherla stops by as Jason explains how a man got stuck inside a public art sculpture in Edmonton, Daniel describes an SUV driving through a shopping mall, and Randy warns against arguing with your parrot while driving, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.