Dumb People Town

This week Geoff Tate comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fake pregnancy. The second story is about the love of cooking. The final story is about butts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Irene Tu comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about possibly the most awkward fight at a Disney park.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Jay Chandrasekhar comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about our new lawyer. The second story is about a robber showing is ID. The final story is one man's way of celebrating his lottery win.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Atsuko Okatsuka comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about Mick Jagger, kind of. The second story is about the worst use of government money. The final story is a list of rejected vanity plates.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Adam Felber comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a failed food eating challenge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Nick Thune comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a big transportation mess. The second story is a little buggy. The final story is a classic flamethrower mistake.This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and Dumb People Town listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Go to Shopify.com/dpt, ALL LOWERCASE, for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Tony Sam comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a dramatic attempt to recover someone's snow blower.Try HEADSPACE at HEADSPACE.COM/DPT and get one month FREE of their entire mindfulness library.Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout to snag 20% off ALL your new spring staples. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Eddie Pepitone comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story seems to ring a bell. The second story is about getting trapped in a store and it escalating quickly. The final story is an all-out brawl.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The guys are still very busy, working away at their new show for the UFC, so this week we are giving peeks into the Patreon guest stories! This episode features Jon Dore, Maz Jobrani, Jenny Zigrino, and Amy Miller. To get the full episodes, join our Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletownSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Mary Lynn Rajskub comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a wild claim about litter boxes in school. The second story is a painful lesson about why you shouldn't take dares. The final story is someone taking their mom's car.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Amy Miller comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst surprise you can get from your parents. The second story is a classic creek story. The final story is one big accident.For a limited time, Brooklinen is offering a free gift with purchase. If you miss out, you can use promo code DUMB anytime for $20 off of your purchase of $100+ at Brooklinen.com. This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and Dumb People Town listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Grow your business with Shopify today, go to shopify.com/dpt, ALL LOWERCASE, for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Jon Dore comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a glittery mess. The second story is a bit TOONIE. The final story is about an impaled car.Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com and use code DPT at checkout to snag 20% off ALL your new spring staples.You deserve to feel happier, and Headspace is meditation made simple.. Go to HEADSPACE.COM/DPT for a FREE ONE-MONTH TRIAL with access to Headspace’s full library of meditations for every situation.Go to Shopify.com/dpt, ALL LOWERCASE, for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features.Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/dpt and you can get an extra three months FREE when you choose your plan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Zahid Dewji comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a doozy for those that are into sounding and/or home improvements.Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/dpt and you can get an extra three months FREE when you choose your plan. This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and DUMB PEOPLE TOWN listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp dot com slash DPT. Visit athleticgreens.com/DPT for a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritionalinsurance!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a cautionary tale of indulgence. The second story dives into some candles. The final story is about McDonald's latest experiment.Visit athleticgreens.com/DPT for a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritionalinsurance!This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and DUMB PEOPLE TOWN listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp dot com slash DPT. Go to HelloFresh.com/dpt16 and use code dpt16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts!Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/dpt and you can get an extra three months FREE when you choose your plan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Dusty Slay comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a friendship ruined by steak. The second story dives into a mans plan to steal a truck. The final story is about one man's possible kink.Go to HelloFresh.com/dpt16 and use code dpt16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts!Find out how Upstart can lower your monthly payments today when you go to UPSTART.com/DPT.Visit athleticgreens.com/DPT for a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritionalinsurance!Go to Shopify.com/dpt, ALL LOWERCASE, for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Jenny Zigrino comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is one mans revenge for not getting a job.This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and Dumb People Town listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Don’t sleep on savings. Brooklinen’s Presidents’ Day Sale is right around the corner. Listening after the sale? You can still get the deals of your dreams at Brooklinen.com with promo code DUMBVisit athleticgreens.com/DPT for a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritionalinsurance!Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/dpt and you can get an extra three months FREE when you choose your plan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Maz Jobrani comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a woman making trouble on a plane. The second story shows us a new weight loss technique. The final story is about a surprising challenge from an Alexa.Don’t sleep on savings. Brooklinen’s Presidents’ Day Sale is right around the corner. Listening after the sale? You can still get the deals of your dreams at Brooklinen.com with promo code DUMBVisit athleticgreens.com/DPT for a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritionalinsurance!This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and Dumb People Town listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Go to Shopify.com/dpt, ALL LOWERCASE, for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Brian Simpson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in a Waffle House. The second story is a terrible, terrible date. The final story is about a surprise extra from KFC.Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/dpt and you can get an extra three months FREE when you choose your plan. Listen to Life is Short with Justin Long on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, or you can listen ad-free by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app.Go to Shopify.com/dpt, ALL LOWERCASE, for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features.Find out how Upstart can lower your monthly payments today when you go to UPSTART.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Janae Burris comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a runner's messy accomplishment.Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/dpt and you can get an extra three months FREE when you choose your plan. This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and DUMB PEOPLE TOWN listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp dot com slash DPT. Go to HelloFresh dot com slash DPT16 and use code DPT16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Ted Alexandro comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a robber immediately returning to the scene of the crime. The second story is about one woman's love for Kwik Trip. The final story is about a very divisive soap.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Lewis Black comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is how the Grinch destroyed a home. The second story is about a very sneaky snake. Final story is about one man's unfortunate resemblance to another.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week John Hastings comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a very interesting way a woman decides to date younger men.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Patton Oswalt comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is maybe one of the best headlines we've had. The second story is one man's big secret from his girlfriend. Final story is another unexpected object in a rectum.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Michael Ian Black comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the wildest apology request. The second story gets hotel guests kicked out after a bad review. Final story explains a mans reason for starting a high speed chase.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Geoff Tice comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a very angry grandma.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Jackie Kashian comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in the best wedding location. The second story involves an unexpected freeway surprise. Final story is about a fun toy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a debate about a bridesmaid. The second story is a bad road trip. Final story is about a judges sentence!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Drew Lynch comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a situation with a crocodile.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Steve Agee comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a sex toy related stabbing. The second story is a very close encounter with a bear. Final story is about an odd set of twins!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Jesse Thorn comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a classic tale of man in the wall. The second story is about a serval. Final story involves beer runners without a plan.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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This week Beth Stelling comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a true-love prison break. The second story is about the worst man. Final story is next level vodka.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Anthony Atamanuik comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the most make-shift weapon possible. The second story is a big, dumb potato. Final story finds two men in the middle of a double DUI.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving! In place of a regular min, we are releasing a bonus episode from the Patreon to give you a taste of what you get when you sign up!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Josh Adam Meyers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a nasty incident at a Panera. The second story involves possibly the worst lawyer. Final story is straight out of "Arachnophobia".See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Kathleen Madigan comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a bowling ball incident. The second story a woman's tries to turn in her boyfriend to the police. Final story is about the worst McDonalds customer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Matt Lieb comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a situation with restaurant security.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Scott Aukerman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a psychic lawsuit. The second story is a man's war on a squirrel over his truck. Final story is another lawsuit involving HPV.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Chad Daniels comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is one of the worst, and unexpected, experiences you can have in a waterpark. The second story involves a usb cable being where it shouldn't be. Final story is about the worst search party ever.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Kara Klenk comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the dumbest way to be stuck in a tub.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Paul F. Tompkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy for a very SPOOKY episode. The first story involves a ghost in a bowling alley. The second story is an accidental stabbing. Final story is about the KFC black market.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Adam Cayton-Holland comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story involves a potion. The second story is actually 2 Florida stories that intersect. Final story is a ghost hunting accident.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Kiran Deol comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the worst possible surprise you can find in a grocery store freezer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Sam Morril comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a "classic" Florida man theft. For the second story, a couple gets an unexpected invoice. Final story, Omaha man stabs himself.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Bobcat Goldthwait and Dana Gould come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an Alabama getting shot by an unexpected "guest". For the second, and final story we are teated to an absolute horror situation if you are a person with a urethra.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Francisco Ramos comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a frozen donut.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Rosebud Baker comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about trailer park swingers. For the second story shows us the spookiest reason to get kicked out of a parking lot. The final story is about a golf course pooper.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Kelsey Cook comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the best pizza delivery. For the second story, a Florida man robs a store then assaults everyone. The final story reveals a terrible surprise under a woman's bed.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Renee Gauthier comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is the worst possible abuse of viagra.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week John Ross Bowie comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst possible mascot. The second story is about a runaway tortoise. The final story is how man who should have been arrested got arrested.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.