
Dumb People Town
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Brian Simpson - Fried Snake
EThis week Brian Simpson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in a Waffle House. The second story is a terrible, terrible date. The final story is about a surprise extra from KFC.Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/dpt and you can get an extra three months FREE when you choose your plan. Listen to Life is Short with Justin Long on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, or you can listen ad-free by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app.Go to Shopify.com/dpt, ALL LOWERCASE, for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features.Find out how Upstart can lower your monthly payments today when you go to UPSTART.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Janae Burris - Pooping In Stride
EThis week Janae Burris comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a runner's messy accomplishment.Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/dpt and you can get an extra three months FREE when you choose your plan. This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and DUMB PEOPLE TOWN listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp dot com slash DPT. Go to HelloFresh dot com slash DPT16 and use code DPT16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ted Alexandro - The Bank Can Handle This
EThis week Ted Alexandro comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a robber immediately returning to the scene of the crime. The second story is about one woman's love for Kwik Trip. The final story is about a very divisive soap.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lewis Black - Empathy for A Maniac
EThis week Lewis Black comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is how the Grinch destroyed a home. The second story is about a very sneaky snake. Final story is about one man's unfortunate resemblance to another.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John Hastings - Crocodile Rock
EThis week John Hastings comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a very interesting way a woman decides to date younger men.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patton Oswalt - Windtalkers
EThis week Patton Oswalt comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is maybe one of the best headlines we've had. The second story is one man's big secret from his girlfriend. Final story is another unexpected object in a rectum.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michael Ian Black - Always Snacking
EThis week Michael Ian Black comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the wildest apology request. The second story gets hotel guests kicked out after a bad review. Final story explains a mans reason for starting a high speed chase.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Geoff Tice - Forced and The Furious
EThis week Geoff Tice comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a very angry grandma.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie Kashian - Some Kind of Joke
EThis week Jackie Kashian comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in the best wedding location. The second story involves an unexpected freeway surprise. Final story is about a fun toy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero - r/VaccineTruth
EThis week Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a debate about a bridesmaid. The second story is a bad road trip. Final story is about a judges sentence!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Drew Lynch - Its My Birthday
EThis week Drew Lynch comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a situation with a crocodile.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steve Agee - Twin Labes
EThis week Steve Agee comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a sex toy related stabbing. The second story is a very close encounter with a bear. Final story is about an odd set of twins!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jesse Thorn - Where Are The Beers?
EThis week Jesse Thorn comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a classic tale of man in the wall. The second story is about a serval. Final story involves beer runners without a plan.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matt Price - Angry Calves
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Beth Stelling - We're Not Morning People
EThis week Beth Stelling comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a true-love prison break. The second story is about the worst man. Final story is next level vodka.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Anthony Atamanuik - Just A Taste
EThis week Anthony Atamanuik comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the most make-shift weapon possible. The second story is a big, dumb potato. Final story finds two men in the middle of a double DUI.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patreon Bonus Mini
EHope you all had a great Thanksgiving! In place of a regular min, we are releasing a bonus episode from the Patreon to give you a taste of what you get when you sign up!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Josh Adam Meyers - Under New Management
EThis week Josh Adam Meyers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a nasty incident at a Panera. The second story involves possibly the worst lawyer. Final story is straight out of "Arachnophobia".See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kathleen Madigan - Could Have Been A Lawyer
EThis week Kathleen Madigan comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a bowling ball incident. The second story a woman's tries to turn in her boyfriend to the police. Final story is about the worst McDonalds customer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matt Lieb - Spit For Help
EThis week Matt Lieb comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a situation with restaurant security.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scott Aukerman - HPVMAX
EThis week Scott Aukerman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a psychic lawsuit. The second story is a man's war on a squirrel over his truck. Final story is another lawsuit involving HPV.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chad Daniels - Phallic Fiasco
EThis week Chad Daniels comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is one of the worst, and unexpected, experiences you can have in a waterpark. The second story involves a usb cable being where it shouldn't be. Final story is about the worst search party ever.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kara Klenk - Slippery When Met
EThis week Kara Klenk comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the dumbest way to be stuck in a tub.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paul F. Tompkins - Ghost Ball
EThis week Paul F. Tompkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy for a very SPOOKY episode. The first story involves a ghost in a bowling alley. The second story is an accidental stabbing. Final story is about the KFC black market.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam Cayton-Holland - Florida Story Inception
EThis week Adam Cayton-Holland comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story involves a potion. The second story is actually 2 Florida stories that intersect. Final story is a ghost hunting accident.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kiran Deol - Cauliflower Pizza Crust
EThis week Kiran Deol comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the worst possible surprise you can find in a grocery store freezer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sam Morril - The Couple Thats Petty Together, Stays Together
EThis week Sam Morril comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a "classic" Florida man theft. For the second story, a couple gets an unexpected invoice. Final story, Omaha man stabs himself.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bobcat Goldthwait & Dana Gould - Jack-Off-O-Lantern
EThis week Bobcat Goldthwait and Dana Gould come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an Alabama getting shot by an unexpected "guest". For the second, and final story we are teated to an absolute horror situation if you are a person with a urethra.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Francisco Ramos - Sappy leafs Fan
EThis week Francisco Ramos comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a frozen donut.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rosebud Baker - Some Kind of Seance For The Dead
EThis week Rosebud Baker comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about trailer park swingers. For the second story shows us the spookiest reason to get kicked out of a parking lot. The final story is about a golf course pooper.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kelsey Cook - Country Apple Kind Of Bitch
EThis week Kelsey Cook comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the best pizza delivery. For the second story, a Florida man robs a store then assaults everyone. The final story reveals a terrible surprise under a woman's bed.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Renee Gauthier - Karate Kid Dick
EThis week Renee Gauthier comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is the worst possible abuse of viagra.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John Ross Bowie - Do The Reading
EThis week John Ross Bowie comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst possible mascot. The second story is about a runaway tortoise. The final story is how man who should have been arrested got arrested.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jade Catta-Preta - Urine Luck
EThis week Jade Catta-Preta comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a skinny dipper in Florida. The second story is about the worst possible fashion trend. The final story is about one hell of a deal for a date.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Charles Greaves - This Waffle House Is Not A Waffle Home
EThis week Charles Greaves comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a waffle related bet.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nate Craig - The Cave That Ate Dave
EThis week Nate Craig comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a journey down a river. The second story is a fun way to start a fire in a Taco Bell. The final story is about a man who dug himself into a hole.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jillian Bell - I'll Go Wrong But I Won't Go Right
EThis week Jillian Bell comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a woman who refuses to get off a tractor. The second story is a woman's revenge. The final story is about a man who just wants his drugs back.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Roz Drezfalez - If You Build It They Will Burn It
EThis week Roz Drezfalez comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is an overview of the highly successful Redneck Rave.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matt Braunger - Ichiban Banana
EThis week Matt Braunger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a 4th of July controversy. The second story is a not-so-tasteful discovery on OnlyFans. The final story is about a ring inception.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris Gethard - Preemptive Karening
EThis week Chris Gethard comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a true bridezilla. The second story is a teenage rescue mission from a chimney. The final story is about the worst way to prep a steak.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Liza Treyger - Dead Bees in A Dirty Toilet
EThis week Liza Treyger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is another classic story about a Tiddlywink where it shouldn't be.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pete Holmes - Island Ellis
EThis week Pete Holes comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a not-so-missing woman. The second story is about one mans mission to clean a trashy mess. The final story is about a recent dinosaur siting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jesus Trejo - An Article About Nothing
EThis week Jesus Trejo comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man in a fan shaft. The second story is a massive waste of money. The final story is about how a burrito learned to fly!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A.D. Miles - I've Got A Tracheal Occlusion
EThis week A.D. Miles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story comes from the inside of a whale.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Demetri Martin - The Largest Vibrator
EThis week the incredible Demetri Martin comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a hot theft. The second story gives us the best excuse for almost any situation. The final story is about a Tok Tok!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Breckin Meyer - High Meat Movement
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Dwayne Perkins - Pineapple or Giant Pair of Pants
EThis week Dwayne Perkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about an adorable mistake.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pete Lee - Broken Heart Syndrome
EThis week Pete Lee comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst 21 Jump Street attempt. The second story gives us the true horror of a post-surgery discovery. The final story is about a big, green mistake.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kyle Dunnigan - Moose Knuckle Carson
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Jordan Morris - Days Inn Not Days Out
EThis week Jordan Morris comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is EXTREMELY Florida!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.