Dumb People Town

Comedian, writer, and podcaster Brooks Wheelan (Alive In Alaska) stops by as Jason goes over the list of items left in Ubers, Daniel explains a senior prank that get out of hand at a Texas high school, and Randy warns against pooping on cars (pretty simple honestly), and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and writer Kiran Deol (JOYSUCK) stops by as Randy describes how a New York man lit sex toys on fire, sparking a neighborhood blaze, Daniel explains why a man pooped on wigs in a store, and Jason warns against bring cocaine to DisneyWorld, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Magic Mind and Hims! Get 60% off the Magic Mind offer with our link and code https://www.magicmind.com/dpt60 & DPT60. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian/actor/podcaster/author Paul Scheer (Joyful Recollections Of Trauma) stops by as Randy describes a couple that is planning a dolphin-assisted birth, Jason explains why Ohio police found a raccoon in a car with a meth pipe in its mouth, and Daniel warns about betting against a man willing to get breast implants, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Dean Delray (5836) stops by as Daniel describes a woman who spends crazy sums of money of water for her spoiled dog, Randy explains why a funeral home in Albany, Australia created a truck hearse, and Jason revels in a man who led police on a chase who once caught offered the officers vodka spritzers and asked if they had fun, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) stops by as Randy describes how an influencer defends faking her own kidnapping, Jason explains why a Kansas man wants to legalize raccoons as pets, and Daniel warns against leaving your phone open around a 2 year old, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT for your personalized ED treatment options. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApet insurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor Chris Sullivan (That Was Us podcast) stops by as Jason describes why a Chinese man is suing his girlfriend over a child birth simulation, Randy explains how a screaming Southwest passenger stripped naked during a mental breakdown, and Daniel warns vandalizing food delivery robots, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Quince! Elevate your closet with Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian/actor/ATC Founder Al Madrigal stops by as Jason describes a Florida woman who was arrested after a dildo attack, Randy explains why a woman was in court for farting at her boyfriend's ex, and Daniel warns against listing your house for sale and leaving a risque sign up in the bedroom, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian/actress/podcaster Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) stops by as Randy describes why a mother demands that Poundland change their logo, Jason explains how a Florida man with an ankle monitor told police that he can't go to jail due to his curfew, and Daniel warns laying on the beach while a certain sheriff's vehicle is near, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and ASCPA Pet Insurance! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Jay Mohr (https://www.jaymohr.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a Florida man stole an ambulance in a beer-fueled rage, Daniel explains why a Florida woman told a deputy that getting arrested was on her "bucket list," and Randy warns against slicing a man's face with a Pringles can, and Jay tells an amazing Al Pacino story, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actress Mary Lynn Rajskub (North Of North, 24, Mr. Show, Always Sunny, Tour dates) stops by as Daniel describes how a "Do Not Buy This House Before Talking To Me" sign ended up next to a house for sale, Randy explains how a woman was arrested for hit and run after her car hit a low-hanging tree branch, and Jason warns driving drunk while looking at naked women on FaceTime and getting stuck on train tracks, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Star of Deli Boys on Hulu, Asif Ali, stops by as Daniel describes a soldier so drunk that he stole a double decker bus to drive home, Jason explains why a Florida man in a clown costume was arrested fro trespassing, and Randy warns that getting a tattoo of a machete on your face might make you use a machete on someone, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT for your personalized ED treatment options. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedy legend and author Carol Leifer (How To Write A Funny Speech...) stops by as Daniel describes a how an Australian couple had sex during a police pursuit, Randy explains why "Botox faces" have been banned from a UK comedy club, and Jason warns against stealing another man's dentures, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Luke Null (Pretty Songs, Dirty Words) stops by as Daniel describes a woman that stole a jacket that was actually a piece of art on the wall at the Picasso Museum in Paris, Randy explains why a woman was arrested at an Indiana Applebee's over an "All You Can Eat" dispute, and Jason warns against vandalizing the wrong car after a breakup, and so much more! Luke plays a song! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Trae Crowder (Trash Daddy, WellRed podcast on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes why a meathead attorney sparked a brawl at a wedding, Randy explains why a Massachusetts official misused funds on steak tips and a self portrait, and Jason warns against trying to burn down a house with Takis, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and VIIA Hemp! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApet insurance.com/DPT. The ASPCA is not an insurer and is not engaged in the business of insurance. So if you’re 21+, treat yourself to 15% off and get a free gift with your first order using our exclusive code: [DPT] at VIIAHEMP.COM—plus, enjoy free shipping on orders over $100!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Alex Edelman (https://www.alexedelmancomedy.com/) stops by as Jason describes a wine thief dubbed "Thirsty Kirstie" indentified herself in Facebook comments, Daniel explains how a man has offered to split lottery winnings with the thieves that stole his credit card and bought the winning ticket, and Randy warns letting your child bite a soccer referee, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Factor and Hims! Eat smart with Factor. Get started at FACTOR MEALS.com/FACTORPODCAST and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Fahim Anwar (https://www.fahimanwar.com/) stops by as Daniel describes how a man was given a parking ticket because his car's shadow was in a disabled spot, Jason explains why a Florida man was running into mailboxes on a lawnmower, and Randy warns against throwing fish and carrots into the DMV, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and VIIA Hemp! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. If you’re 21+, treat yourself to 15% off and get a free gift with your first order using our exclusive code: DPT at VIIAHEMP.COM—plus, enjoy free shipping on orders over $100! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer, and podcast Dana Gould (Perfectly Normal) stops by as Jason describes how owning a Cybertruck has cost one roofer his customers, Randy explains why a woman was arrested for throwing a "First Date" brick through her ex's window, and Daniel warns against pretending to be a DEA agent to get fast food discounts, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and writer Dan Levy stops by as Randy describes how a man claims to have set a masturbation world record, Dan explains why a taxi driver led police on a multi-state chase, and Jason warns against pouring whiskey in Holy Water, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Jimmy Shin (Wok This Way) stops by Randy describes a man that stole goods, showered, and was found asleep in a firehouse: a full Goldilocks, Daniel explains why a Belgian couple has use the same 4 letters to name their kids, and Jason warns against hiding your drugs in a bag labeled "definitely not drugs," and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Factor and BetterHelp! Eat smart with Factor. Get started at FACTORMEALS.com/dpt50off and use code dpt50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Discover your relationship “green flags”, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Pete Holmes (https://peteholmes.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a typo lead a Maryland woman to be declared dead, Randy explains that a falconer was fired after posting a picture of his penis online after his implant surgery, and Daniel warns against cheating on your spouse near a traffic cam, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Mike Falzone (https://mikefalzone.com/) stops by as Daniel describes how a Clearwater was arrested for stealing luggage after a family caught him wearing their clothes, Jason explains how a man dropped his phone in a donation box and the temple refuses to give it back, and Randy warns against dieting so hard that you break into a Burger King and drink used cooking oil, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Shipskis, Hims, and Chewy! Right now, ShipSkis is offering our listeners 20% off your first shipment when you go to Shipskis.com and use the code DPT. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Doug Benson (https://douglovesmovies.com) stops by as Jason describes a cop that was watching porn as his cruiser hit a parked car, Randy explains why a bride was furious after finding out a wedding prank she pulled was real, and Daniel warns against reading police cars a little too literally, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Write your story, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Orny Adams (Podcast & Tour Dates) stops by as Daniel describes how a man got banned from all National Parks for organizing a group hike, Randy explains why a Salem man was arrested for jumping on the back of a firetruck, and Jason warns against returning a used car violently, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Matthew Broussard (Hyperbolic) stops by as Randy describes a woman that got stuck between 2 boulders trying to get her phone, Jason explains how 2 drunk soldiers got caught having sex in an Apache helicopter, and Daniel warns against robbing people and asking them to pinky-promise not to report it, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Shipskis and Hims! Right now, ShipSkis is offering our listeners 20% off your first shipment when you go to Shipskis.com and use the code DPT. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Courtney and Whitney from the podcast Hey Sis Eat This stop by as Randy describes how a bride's wedding dress caught on fire, Daniel lists all the strange trash left behind on New Jersey beaches, and Jason warns against asking the police to test your drugs after you've robbed someone, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Screenwriter, podcaster, and author Nate DiMeo (The Memory Palace) stops by as Randy describes how a man ended up in a Vietnamese hospital with a live eel up his butt, Jason explains why men dressed as bears destroyed their own cars, and Daniel warns against stealing hats while on roller blades, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Jonah Ray stops by as Jason describes a man that claims a bag of Fritos made him burglarize cars, Randy explains how a man got severely injured at the Museum of Ice Cream, Daniel announces that the Bend, Oregon Little Caesar's lady is back after open heart surgery, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, Chewy, and Shipskis! Find comfort this December, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. Don’t forget gifts for your pet this holiday season! Take advantage of amazing deals and shop my personal favorites at Chewy.com/DPT. Right now, ShipSkis is offering our listeners 20% off your first shipment when you go to Shipskis.com and use the code: DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Katherine Blanford (Catholic Cowgirl) stops by as Jason describes how an axe vs knife fight broke out at a Boston public library, Daniel explains how a confused traveler mistook a stranger's home for his AirBnb, and Randy warns against hitting your significant other with your car on the way to couples therapy, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims, Skylight Frames, and BetterHelp! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT for your personalized hair loss treatment options. As a special, limited-time offer for our listeners, get twenty dollars off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT. Find comfort this December, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live from the Bell House in Brooklyn, Dave Attell, Ted Leo, and Chloe Troast join Jason, Randy, and Daniel on stage to review some Florida men, Jason describes a couple that may have another baby so that the husband can enjoy his wife's breastmilk, Randy explains how two women took their dead boyfriend to the bank to withdraw money, and Daniel lists the things that got stuck in peoples' holes last year. Ted Leo also plays some songs! Recorded on 8/9/24.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Triple threat Rachel Bloom (Death, Let Me Do My Special) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman sued her former employer after she didn't receive a "farewell" card but they did and no one signed it, Randy explains a husband that was reported missing only to return with strip club charges, and Jason warns against getting a near-fatal lap dance from your housekeeper, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Skylight Frames! As a special, limited-time offer for our listeners, get twenty dollars off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Felipe Esparza (What's Up Fool podcast and tour) stops by as Daniel describes a Sydney homeowner's ingenious solution to people peeing in his yard, Jason explains how a man stole the tow truck that was towing his truck and smashed everything in its path, and Randy warns against watching solar eclipse coverage on Mexican TV, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy is helping take the stress out of the holidays. Take advantage of amazing holiday savings and shop for personal favorites at Chewy.com/dpt. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Adam Carolla (Beat It Out) stops by as Jason describes how an influencer who married herself is now divorcing herself, Adam explains how he once installed a closet in the wrong person's house, and how he got into comedy and the radio, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Mint Mobile and BetterHelp! Go to MINTMOBILE.com/DPT to get this new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month. Let the gratitude flow, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer, actor, and director Jay Chandrasekhar stops by as Randy describes an elementary school social media post that was so insensitive several staff members were fired, Daniel explains how the same two men had to be rescued twice in the same week, and Jason warns against getting shot in the butt outside a Waffle House, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Chris Grace (As Scarlett Johansson) stops by as Daniel describes a South Bend, Indiana mystery of someone urinating in candles at Dollar Tree stores, Randy explains how a man sued the city after he crashed his work dump truck into his own car, and Jason warns against calling 9-1-1 while you're stealing a car, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actress Jackie Tohn (Nobody Wants This on Netflix) stops by as Randy describes a woman who has her cancer returned after an altercation with a flight attendant over her service dog, Jason explains why two Florida men were arrested for stealing deodorant, and Daniel warns against stealing your parents' car to go to Target, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and Mint Mobile! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/dpt. To get the new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and UCB founder (Second In Command podcast on ATC) Matt Walsh stops by as Randy describes a mom whose breasts fall out as she throws rocks at her neighbors, Daniel explains why a Michigan man's attempt to put out a fire went viral, and Jason warns that you MUST take your girlfriend to the airport, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims, Mint Mobile, and BetterHelp! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. To get the new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to Mintmobile.com/DPT. Overcome your fears, with BetterHelp.Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Erica Rhodes (tour) stops by as Jason describes a nude man that crashed a car into a jail and then threw rubber snakes at police, Randy explains how a Utah couple accidentally sent their cat away with an Amazon return, and Daniel lists the strangest place that British people have admitted to eating, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and show creator Derek Waters (Drunk History) stops by as Jason describes how a bus driver on a field trip got arrested for OWI, Randy explains how a couple got arrested over an X-rated margarita stunt goes viral, and Daniel warns against attempting a string of robberies in the same stretch of town, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Jackie Kashian (Tour dates and The Dork Forest) stops by as Daniel describes how a homeowner near an airport dealt with a stranger's car parked in his driveway, Randy explains how a man shot himself in his sleep, and Jason warns against telling the police that you are Garth Brooks, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp.Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Nate Craig (Tour dates) stops by as Daniel explains how a Greek woman started setting fires so she could flirt with firemen, Jason describes why a Florida man jumped into a pond to avoid police, and Randy warns against storing stolen gerbils in your pants, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and BetterHelp! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Jason Nash is back (Jason's YT) as Jason (Sklar) explains why a Florida man is worried about his reputation after pulling a gun on an Uber driver, Randy describes how a stranger was caught pooping on a neighbor's porch, and Daniel warns against robbing a bank and waiting just outside for them to bring you the money, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Mint Mobile! To get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian James Adomian (Path Of Most Resistance) stops by as Randy describes how 4 men have been charged in the theft of a satirical golden toilet in England, Daniel explains why a Halifax's Acapulco Club is selling off pieces of its sticky carpet, and Jason warns against having sex with peoples' cars, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Mike Glazer (Life Rules!) stops by Jason describes a Florida man that was arrested for hurling fried chicken at his sister during an argument, Daniel explains how a Florida man disowned the drugs that were wrapped around his penis when caught by police, and Randy warns against burning down the house you're about to show as a realtor, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Justine Marino (Glitter and Garbage on ATC) stops by as Jason describes why a Miami woman kicked a cop in the groin after trying to set a truck on fire, Randy explains how a naked man on drugs trespassed at a Bills Stadium construction site, and Daniel warns against coming home to find that your driveway has been stolen, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/dpt. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi (Tour dates) stops by Randy describes how a Missouri woman stole a fire truck and crashed into a tree, Jason explains why a man suffering from headaches had chopsticks lodged in his head, and Daniel warns against going with Avis, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BettterHelp and Mint Mobile! Never skip therapy day, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MintMobile.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster Brad Morris (Business Trips on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes how a man traveled the world to retrieve stolen Air Pods, Jason explains why a Monopoly game escalated to a samurai sword fight, and Randy warns against believing you coworker is your boss on the phone and following their order to steal money, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and writer Megan Gailey stops by as Jason describes how a confrontation at a San Diego marina prompts a visit from Harbor Police, Randy explains why a man was banned for life from Buc-Ees for bringing an emotional support duck, and Daniel warns against getting a Tesla logo tattooed on your face and getting a DUI in a 1992 minivan, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Diet Smoke and Mint Mobile! Go to dietsmoke.com and use DPT for 20% off your entire order plus a $50 welcome bundle completely free. To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to mintmobile.com/DUMB.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Matt Braunger (Tour) stops by as Daniel explains why a flight was turned around after a flight attendant was called a waiter, Jason describes a Utah man that accidentally received a delivery driver's urine, and Randy warns against asking to marry a woman who promptly steals your car, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Singer-songwriter Aimee Mann (Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a parrot that got stuck on a roof and then told rescuers to F-Off, Daniel explains how many bats were found in an attic, and Jason warns against giving obscene Catholic sermons, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Stop comparing and start focusing, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Dan St. Germain (Dance Fatty Dance) stops by as Daniel describes how workers destroyed a driveway after the the client refused to pay for it, Jason explains why a woman stole a car to go to a job interview at a strip club, and Randy warns against shooting your grandson while officiating a wedding, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.