Dumb People Town

Actor/writer Michael Strassner (Baltimorons on demand) stops by as Daniel describes how a man attacked state troopers with an excavator to prevent them from arresting his son, Jason explains why a "bored" motorist rammed a police car that was conducting a traffic stop, and Randy warns against refusing to pay an escort who has silly string in her purse, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! This World Mental Health Day, we’re celebrating the therapists who’ve helped millions of people take a step forward. If you’re ready to find the right therapist for you, BetterHelp can help you start that journey. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Radio and podcast host Jesse Thorn (Jordan Jesse Go!, Bullseye, Judge John Hodgman) stops by as Daniel describes how a man with drugs asked the police for protection, Jason explains why a French woman sued the company that paid her for 20 years to do nothing, and Randy warns wearing a hotdog costume while vandalizing a car, and so much more! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and Emmy Winner Alex Edelman (The Paper, Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a Canadian man driving down the road in a Pink Barbie Jeep, Jason explains how a surgeon left during a surgery to have sex with a nurse, and Daniel warns against taking pranks too far(t) at your job, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and photographer Steve Agee (Peacemaker) stops by as Randy describes a Florida man that thwarted a burglary while wearing Batman pajamas, Daniel explains how a Taiwanese man teaches calculus on Pornhub, and Jason warns against singing Nickleback in the wilderness, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewpanions.chewy.com/DPT. Minimum purchase required. New customers only. Terms and conditions apply. See site for complete details.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actress/comedian Vanessa Bayer (SNL, How Did We Get Weird) stops by as Jason describes why a Maine man refused to get off a stranger's roof, Daniel explains how a family has put a sign out to tell people why their dog is on the roof, and Randy warns against trying to get clicks on social media if you're police officer, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Quince, Hims, and BetterHelp! Keep it classic and cool this fall—with long-lasting staples from Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise.Find the one, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor Oscar Nunez (The Paper on Peacock) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman was charged for breaking a bathroom sink during sex, Jason explains why Massachusetts woman was hit with a large medical bill after a bat flies into her mouth, and Randy warns against speeding in your work vehicle, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASCPA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Nate Craig (Married To It) stops by as Randy describes how a man stole moon rocks from NASA to use during sex, Jason explains why a drunk Wyoming traveler stole a golf cart and drove it at the airport, and Daniel warns against fighting a naked woman while also fighting a fire, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian James Davis (@theejamesdavis) stops by as Jason describes why a Greek woman filed for divorce based on Chat GPT's advice, Randy explains how a hangry Florida man destroyed a Del Taco drive thru after finding it closed, and Daniel warns against exposing yourself and pooping on the floor of a surf shop, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, Monarch Money, Quince, and Hims! Right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code DPT at monarchmoney.com in your browser for half off your first year. Keep it classic and cool — with long-lasting staples from Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and writer Beth Stelling (The Landlord Special) stops by as Jason describes how a Chuck E. Cheese employee got arrested in costume for credit card fraud, Daniel explains why a secret message on a dead father's gravestone angers town folk, and Randy wants a woman to break into his home, pet his dogs, and to wash his dishes, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Talk it out with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reviving a tradition from View From The Cheap Seats: It's the Mid-Year Music Episode! Randy and Jason are joined by Jonah Ray, Matt Price, and J-Logic to give you the best music they've found in 2025 (that came out any year other than 2025)! Guess along with them. What year/era are these songs from?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Brent Weinbach (Popular Culture, The Brent Weinbach Podcast on ATC) stops by as Randy describes a mule riding man that unleashed a raccoon in a bar after being denied entry, Jason explains how stowaway pigeons ruined a Delta flight, and Daniel warns against putting spooky signs on vintage furniture (if you intend to sell it), and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and writer Josh Gondelman (Positive Reinforcement) stops by as Jason describes how a woman shoved nachos down her wife's during a drunken argument, Randy explains why a driver snuck into an airport and pulled up next to a plane on the tarmac, and Daniel warns that Arizona might have more than one Penisman graffiti artist, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASCPA Pet Insurance and Quince! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. Stick to the staples that last with elevated essentials from Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and musician Avery Pearson (Give It Up) stops by as Randy describes why a grandmother was prosecuted for destroying a neighbor's lawn gnome, Jason explains how a man stole a fire dept. vehicle and nearly flooded New Prague, and Daniel warns against dressing like Michael Jackson and robbing banks, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Steph Tolev (Filth Queen, Steph Infection podcast on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes a man that was found floating down a Portland river on a makeshift raft, Jason explains why a medical clinic receives unsolicited urine samples, and Randy warns against calling 9-1-1 against a stripper because she won't have sex for money, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, and Hims! Unwind from work, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and author Maz Jobrani (https://www.mazjobrani.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a man suffered "car crash level" injuries after tripping on his cat, Randy explains why a man left the scene of a crash to make it to his barbershop appointment, and Dan wants you to buy an adult lunchable in South Dakota, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Greg Warren (The Champ) stops by as Daniel describes how a proctologist is shocked to find money inside a patient, Jason explains how a child took his little sister to McDonalds for breakfast in the family car, and Randy warns against getting stuck on Mount Fuji twice in one week, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and musician Henry Phillips (https://henryphillips.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a pool in a luxury New York City condo has been pooped in, Jason explains how a man tried to sneak an invasive species of turtle through airport security in his pants, and Randy warns against getting shot by your dog in your sleep, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and Quince! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. Stick to the staples that last—with elevated essentials from Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer, and podcaster Brooks Wheelan (Alive In Alaska) stops by as Jason goes over the list of items left in Ubers, Daniel explains a senior prank that get out of hand at a Texas high school, and Randy warns against pooping on cars (pretty simple honestly), and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and writer Kiran Deol (JOYSUCK) stops by as Randy describes how a New York man lit sex toys on fire, sparking a neighborhood blaze, Daniel explains why a man pooped on wigs in a store, and Jason warns against bring cocaine to DisneyWorld, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Magic Mind and Hims! Get 60% off the Magic Mind offer with our link and code https://www.magicmind.com/dpt60 & DPT60. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian/actor/podcaster/author Paul Scheer (Joyful Recollections Of Trauma) stops by as Randy describes a couple that is planning a dolphin-assisted birth, Jason explains why Ohio police found a raccoon in a car with a meth pipe in its mouth, and Daniel warns about betting against a man willing to get breast implants, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Dean Delray (5836) stops by as Daniel describes a woman who spends crazy sums of money of water for her spoiled dog, Randy explains why a funeral home in Albany, Australia created a truck hearse, and Jason revels in a man who led police on a chase who once caught offered the officers vodka spritzers and asked if they had fun, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) stops by as Randy describes how an influencer defends faking her own kidnapping, Jason explains why a Kansas man wants to legalize raccoons as pets, and Daniel warns against leaving your phone open around a 2 year old, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT for your personalized ED treatment options. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApet insurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor Chris Sullivan (That Was Us podcast) stops by as Jason describes why a Chinese man is suing his girlfriend over a child birth simulation, Randy explains how a screaming Southwest passenger stripped naked during a mental breakdown, and Daniel warns vandalizing food delivery robots, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Quince! Elevate your closet with Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian/actor/ATC Founder Al Madrigal stops by as Jason describes a Florida woman who was arrested after a dildo attack, Randy explains why a woman was in court for farting at her boyfriend's ex, and Daniel warns against listing your house for sale and leaving a risque sign up in the bedroom, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian/actress/podcaster Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) stops by as Randy describes why a mother demands that Poundland change their logo, Jason explains how a Florida man with an ankle monitor told police that he can't go to jail due to his curfew, and Daniel warns laying on the beach while a certain sheriff's vehicle is near, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and ASCPA Pet Insurance! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Jay Mohr (https://www.jaymohr.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a Florida man stole an ambulance in a beer-fueled rage, Daniel explains why a Florida woman told a deputy that getting arrested was on her "bucket list," and Randy warns against slicing a man's face with a Pringles can, and Jay tells an amazing Al Pacino story, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actress Mary Lynn Rajskub (North Of North, 24, Mr. Show, Always Sunny, Tour dates) stops by as Daniel describes how a "Do Not Buy This House Before Talking To Me" sign ended up next to a house for sale, Randy explains how a woman was arrested for hit and run after her car hit a low-hanging tree branch, and Jason warns driving drunk while looking at naked women on FaceTime and getting stuck on train tracks, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Star of Deli Boys on Hulu, Asif Ali, stops by as Daniel describes a soldier so drunk that he stole a double decker bus to drive home, Jason explains why a Florida man in a clown costume was arrested fro trespassing, and Randy warns that getting a tattoo of a machete on your face might make you use a machete on someone, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT for your personalized ED treatment options. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedy legend and author Carol Leifer (How To Write A Funny Speech...) stops by as Daniel describes a how an Australian couple had sex during a police pursuit, Randy explains why "Botox faces" have been banned from a UK comedy club, and Jason warns against stealing another man's dentures, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Luke Null (Pretty Songs, Dirty Words) stops by as Daniel describes a woman that stole a jacket that was actually a piece of art on the wall at the Picasso Museum in Paris, Randy explains why a woman was arrested at an Indiana Applebee's over an "All You Can Eat" dispute, and Jason warns against vandalizing the wrong car after a breakup, and so much more! Luke plays a song! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Trae Crowder (Trash Daddy, WellRed podcast on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes why a meathead attorney sparked a brawl at a wedding, Randy explains why a Massachusetts official misused funds on steak tips and a self portrait, and Jason warns against trying to burn down a house with Takis, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and VIIA Hemp! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApet insurance.com/DPT. The ASPCA is not an insurer and is not engaged in the business of insurance. So if you’re 21+, treat yourself to 15% off and get a free gift with your first order using our exclusive code: [DPT] at VIIAHEMP.COM—plus, enjoy free shipping on orders over $100!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Alex Edelman (https://www.alexedelmancomedy.com/) stops by as Jason describes a wine thief dubbed "Thirsty Kirstie" indentified herself in Facebook comments, Daniel explains how a man has offered to split lottery winnings with the thieves that stole his credit card and bought the winning ticket, and Randy warns letting your child bite a soccer referee, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Factor and Hims! Eat smart with Factor. Get started at FACTOR MEALS.com/FACTORPODCAST and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Fahim Anwar (https://www.fahimanwar.com/) stops by as Daniel describes how a man was given a parking ticket because his car's shadow was in a disabled spot, Jason explains why a Florida man was running into mailboxes on a lawnmower, and Randy warns against throwing fish and carrots into the DMV, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and VIIA Hemp! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. If you’re 21+, treat yourself to 15% off and get a free gift with your first order using our exclusive code: DPT at VIIAHEMP.COM—plus, enjoy free shipping on orders over $100! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer, and podcast Dana Gould (Perfectly Normal) stops by as Jason describes how owning a Cybertruck has cost one roofer his customers, Randy explains why a woman was arrested for throwing a "First Date" brick through her ex's window, and Daniel warns against pretending to be a DEA agent to get fast food discounts, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and writer Dan Levy stops by as Randy describes how a man claims to have set a masturbation world record, Dan explains why a taxi driver led police on a multi-state chase, and Jason warns against pouring whiskey in Holy Water, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Jimmy Shin (Wok This Way) stops by Randy describes a man that stole goods, showered, and was found asleep in a firehouse: a full Goldilocks, Daniel explains why a Belgian couple has use the same 4 letters to name their kids, and Jason warns against hiding your drugs in a bag labeled "definitely not drugs," and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Factor and BetterHelp! Eat smart with Factor. Get started at FACTORMEALS.com/dpt50off and use code dpt50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Discover your relationship “green flags”, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Pete Holmes (https://peteholmes.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a typo lead a Maryland woman to be declared dead, Randy explains that a falconer was fired after posting a picture of his penis online after his implant surgery, and Daniel warns against cheating on your spouse near a traffic cam, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Mike Falzone (https://mikefalzone.com/) stops by as Daniel describes how a Clearwater was arrested for stealing luggage after a family caught him wearing their clothes, Jason explains how a man dropped his phone in a donation box and the temple refuses to give it back, and Randy warns against dieting so hard that you break into a Burger King and drink used cooking oil, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Shipskis, Hims, and Chewy! Right now, ShipSkis is offering our listeners 20% off your first shipment when you go to Shipskis.com and use the code DPT. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Doug Benson (https://douglovesmovies.com) stops by as Jason describes a cop that was watching porn as his cruiser hit a parked car, Randy explains why a bride was furious after finding out a wedding prank she pulled was real, and Daniel warns against reading police cars a little too literally, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Write your story, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Orny Adams (Podcast & Tour Dates) stops by as Daniel describes how a man got banned from all National Parks for organizing a group hike, Randy explains why a Salem man was arrested for jumping on the back of a firetruck, and Jason warns against returning a used car violently, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Matthew Broussard (Hyperbolic) stops by as Randy describes a woman that got stuck between 2 boulders trying to get her phone, Jason explains how 2 drunk soldiers got caught having sex in an Apache helicopter, and Daniel warns against robbing people and asking them to pinky-promise not to report it, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Shipskis and Hims! Right now, ShipSkis is offering our listeners 20% off your first shipment when you go to Shipskis.com and use the code DPT. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Courtney and Whitney from the podcast Hey Sis Eat This stop by as Randy describes how a bride's wedding dress caught on fire, Daniel lists all the strange trash left behind on New Jersey beaches, and Jason warns against asking the police to test your drugs after you've robbed someone, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Screenwriter, podcaster, and author Nate DiMeo (The Memory Palace) stops by as Randy describes how a man ended up in a Vietnamese hospital with a live eel up his butt, Jason explains why men dressed as bears destroyed their own cars, and Daniel warns against stealing hats while on roller blades, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Jonah Ray stops by as Jason describes a man that claims a bag of Fritos made him burglarize cars, Randy explains how a man got severely injured at the Museum of Ice Cream, Daniel announces that the Bend, Oregon Little Caesar's lady is back after open heart surgery, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, Chewy, and Shipskis! Find comfort this December, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. Don’t forget gifts for your pet this holiday season! Take advantage of amazing deals and shop my personal favorites at Chewy.com/DPT. Right now, ShipSkis is offering our listeners 20% off your first shipment when you go to Shipskis.com and use the code: DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Katherine Blanford (Catholic Cowgirl) stops by as Jason describes how an axe vs knife fight broke out at a Boston public library, Daniel explains how a confused traveler mistook a stranger's home for his AirBnb, and Randy warns against hitting your significant other with your car on the way to couples therapy, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims, Skylight Frames, and BetterHelp! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT for your personalized hair loss treatment options. As a special, limited-time offer for our listeners, get twenty dollars off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT. Find comfort this December, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live from the Bell House in Brooklyn, Dave Attell, Ted Leo, and Chloe Troast join Jason, Randy, and Daniel on stage to review some Florida men, Jason describes a couple that may have another baby so that the husband can enjoy his wife's breastmilk, Randy explains how two women took their dead boyfriend to the bank to withdraw money, and Daniel lists the things that got stuck in peoples' holes last year. Ted Leo also plays some songs! Recorded on 8/9/24.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Triple threat Rachel Bloom (Death, Let Me Do My Special) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman sued her former employer after she didn't receive a "farewell" card but they did and no one signed it, Randy explains a husband that was reported missing only to return with strip club charges, and Jason warns against getting a near-fatal lap dance from your housekeeper, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Skylight Frames! As a special, limited-time offer for our listeners, get twenty dollars off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Felipe Esparza (What's Up Fool podcast and tour) stops by as Daniel describes a Sydney homeowner's ingenious solution to people peeing in his yard, Jason explains how a man stole the tow truck that was towing his truck and smashed everything in its path, and Randy warns against watching solar eclipse coverage on Mexican TV, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy is helping take the stress out of the holidays. Take advantage of amazing holiday savings and shop for personal favorites at Chewy.com/dpt. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Adam Carolla (Beat It Out) stops by as Jason describes how an influencer who married herself is now divorcing herself, Adam explains how he once installed a closet in the wrong person's house, and how he got into comedy and the radio, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Mint Mobile and BetterHelp! Go to MINTMOBILE.com/DPT to get this new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month. Let the gratitude flow, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer, actor, and director Jay Chandrasekhar stops by as Randy describes an elementary school social media post that was so insensitive several staff members were fired, Daniel explains how the same two men had to be rescued twice in the same week, and Jason warns against getting shot in the butt outside a Waffle House, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.