Dumb People Town

Comedian Morgan Jay (Podcast, Tour) stops by as Jason describes a man yelling slurs that sets himself on fire instead of a house, Daniel explains how much an antique vampire hunting kit sold for, and Randy warns against having sex with appliances at a resort, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Jackie Kashian (Alter-Kashian) stops by as Randy describes how a man got banned from McDonald's for bringing a horse-drawn wagon through the drive thru, Jason explains how a judge threw out a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings about boneless wings, and Daniel warns against wearing a Batman cowl when trying to de-escalate a neighborhood dispute, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer, and rapper Lamar Woods (Rebel Love Language) stops by as Jason describes how a hospital had to be evacuated after WWI artillery was found in a patient's butt, Randy explains why Rhode Island may ditch their Mr. Potatohead license plates, and Daniel reveals the world's funniest joke (according to some scientists), and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Molly Kearney (DMV) stops by as Daniel describes a North Carolina woman who set fire to the wrong house, Randy explains how a kindergarten teacher got caught doing cocaine in the bathroom, and Jason warns about aggressive turkeys, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Ryan Sickler (The Honeydew, The Way Back, Live & Alive) stops by as Daniel describes how a cafe has been accused of blasphemy over the name of a sandwich, Randy explains how a man broke into a Little Caesar's and started making and selling pizzas, and Jason warns against sending meth into bank drive thru tubes, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and Monarch! Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. The all-in-one tool that makes proactive money management simple, all year long. Use code DPT at monarch.com for half off your first year.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actress, and writer Sheedz (Jury Duty, South Side) stops by as Randy describes how a woman recovered a stolen Hamburglar statue, Daniel explains how a man was accidentally paid several times his salary, quits, and disappeared, and Jason warns that the police will use drone to catch serial park poopers, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Ali Siddiq (Tour and Specials) stops by as Randy describes how an adult performer named Kinky Kelli got arrested for peeing on groceries, Jason explains why a man tried to order Rally's at KFC and led police on a scooter chase, and Daniel warns against robbing people for not buying you Wendy's, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASCPA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Jiaoying Summers (What Specie Are You?) stops by as Daniel describes how a police chase became a manhunt with alligators, Jason explains how a man set his brother's house on fire by using a blow torch to thaw gas lines, and Randy warns against robbing a meat market in the nude, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. The all-in-one tool that makes proactive money management simple, all year long. Use code DPT at monarch.com for half off your first year.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and writer Jena Friedman (Tour) stops by and Gareth Reynolds from The Dollop (Tour) fills in for Daniel as Jason describes how a drunk man apologized and returned stolen mandolins, Randy explains why a woman tried to be a mermaid after attacking a deputy, and Gareth warns pooping at police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and Quince! Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Dave Anthony from The Dollop (Tour) fills in for Daniel as Jason describes how a snowplow driver admits to doing cocaine before a crash, Dave explains how a woman stole Hershey's chocolate and feminine pads from a store, and Randy warns against murdering your imaginary friend, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Evan Hull (evanhull.com) stops by as Daniel describes a woman that is seeking "puppy support" after her dog got pregnant, Jason explains how a Florida man was arrested for using a drone to deliver meth, and Randy warns against wearing "mom shorts," and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! This New Year, achieve your financial goals for good. Monarch is the all-in-one tool that makes proactive money management simple, all year long. Use code DPT at monarch.com for 50% off your first year.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Hampton Yount (@TheHamptonYount on YouTube) stops by as Randy describes a woman who claims to have had a threesome with a woman and her dead husband's ghost, Jason explains how a Florida man in a Dalmatian onesie outran police but was caught at his girlfriend's house, and Daniel warns against fellatio while driving, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewpanions.chewy.com/dumbpeopletown.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Daniel, Jason, and Randy are joined by the incredible voice talents of Chris Cox, Kenny Stevenson, and Jonathan Kite to bring you the 2025 Character Episode from View From The Cheap Seats! You'll hear from celebrities like Dennis Rodman, Steven Seagal, Michael Caine (multiple), Jerry Jones, Charlie Sheen, Tom Hanks, Liam Neeson, Mark and Donnie Wahlberg, Nicolas Cage, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kris Kristofferson, Tiger Woods, Anthony Bourdain, and so much more! Thanks to ours sponsors: BetterHelp, Monarch, ASCPA Pet Insurance, and Hims! BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT. This New Year, achieve your financial goals for good. Monarch is the all-in-one tool that makes proactive money management simple, all year long. Use code DPT at monarch.com for half off your first year. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Your end of year soundtrack is ready! The Sklar Brothers pass the cord for a special music episode to close out 2025 with guests Matt Price and J-Logic. Continuing the tradition started on View From The Cheap Seats, sans Jonah Ray this time unfortunately. Happy New Year! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster Brad Morris (Business Trips on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes how a drunk guy got kicked out of Epcot, Randy explains why a man who cryogenically froze his wife has started dating again, and Jason warns against trying to impress your kids by setting a World Record, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASCPA Pet Insurance and Monarch! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.DPT Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code DPT at monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor and improvisor Bill Glass (Dr. Rick in the Progressive ads, St. Denis Medical) stops by as Jason describes how a raccoon broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out in the bathroom, Daniel explains why a Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, and Randy warns against calling 9-1-1 during your spiritual awakening, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Bert Kreischer (Free Bert coming to Netflix, Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave) stops by as Daniel describes how a Florida man posed as a cast member and stole an R2D2 replica to prove he was worthy of a job at DisneyWorld, Randy explains why a US judge had to resign for wearing an Elvis wig in court, and Jason tried to tell a story but Bert got hung up on time zones, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Quince and Hims! Get your wardrobe sorted and your gift list handled with Quince. Don't wait! Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Cory Peter Lane (Business Casual, Stamptown) stops by as Daniel describes how a bouncy castle baron fire bombed his rivals, Randy explains how a couple was caught having sex in a jail lobby, and Jason warns against calling mall security and crying because a customer wants their watch fixed, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Leslie Liao (Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a couple that got caught having sex on a flight, Daniel explains how a Japanese government official drunkenly lost an important USB drive during a night out, and Jason warns against jumping off of a cruise ship to avoid paying gambling debts, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Monarch, Quince, and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code DPT at monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year. Give and get timeless holiday staples that last this season with Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.comDPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Carmen Christopher (The Bear) stops by as Daniel describes how a Brazilian woman married a rag doll, Randy explains how bulls escaped from a rodeo, and Jason warns against chugging Tabasco sauce and challenging people to a fight, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, BetterHelp, and Hims! Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need. This month, don’t wait to reach out. Whether you're checking in on a friend or reaching out to a therapist yourself, BetterHelp makes it easier to take that first step. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Eddie Pepitone (The Collapse) stops by as Daniel describes how man a with a whistling scrotum escaped death, Randy explains why a firefighter dropped "possibly" used tampons on her ex's lawn, and Jason warns against breaking into a stadium for a Diet Coke, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Jenny Zigrino (Live Dates & Weekly Show) stops by as Randy describes how an IHOP waitress got charged with groping a customer, Jason explains why a woman put glitter and salt in her ex's engine, and Daniel warns against storing your meth in a mason jar, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Health Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/amazonterms for more info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rock star, podcaster, and goblin John Goblikon (Right Now podcast) stops by as Randy describes how an Ohio officer was attacked by an inflatable pumpkin, Jason explains why a buriel was halted because a different casket was found in the grave, and Daniel warns you to beware the ice bandit, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, Quince, BetterHelp, and Hims! This Halloween, make your pets be part of the celebration. Shop costumes, toys, and treats with Chewy! Go to Chewpanions.chewy.com/DUMBPEOPLETOWN to get $20 off your first order. Layer up this fall with pieces that feel as good as they look. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. This month, don’t wait to reach out. Whether you're checking in on a friend or reaching out to a therapist yourself, BetterHelp makes it easier to take that first step. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Vince Caldera (Up & Coming) stops by as Jason describes how a man brought an emotional support alligator to a Pennsylvania Walmart, Randy explains why a Melbourne couple was "blessing sites" but were arrested for vandalism, and Daniel warns against trying to jump over a sink hole on a motorcycle, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code DPT at monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor/writer Michael Strassner (Baltimorons on demand) stops by as Daniel describes how a man attacked state troopers with an excavator to prevent them from arresting his son, Jason explains why a "bored" motorist rammed a police car that was conducting a traffic stop, and Randy warns against refusing to pay an escort who has silly string in her purse, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! This World Mental Health Day, we’re celebrating the therapists who’ve helped millions of people take a step forward. If you’re ready to find the right therapist for you, BetterHelp can help you start that journey. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Radio and podcast host Jesse Thorn (Jordan Jesse Go!, Bullseye, Judge John Hodgman) stops by as Daniel describes how a man with drugs asked the police for protection, Jason explains why a French woman sued the company that paid her for 20 years to do nothing, and Randy warns wearing a hotdog costume while vandalizing a car, and so much more! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and Emmy Winner Alex Edelman (The Paper, Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a Canadian man driving down the road in a Pink Barbie Jeep, Jason explains how a surgeon left during a surgery to have sex with a nurse, and Daniel warns against taking pranks too far(t) at your job, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and photographer Steve Agee (Peacemaker) stops by as Randy describes a Florida man that thwarted a burglary while wearing Batman pajamas, Daniel explains how a Taiwanese man teaches calculus on Pornhub, and Jason warns against singing Nickleback in the wilderness, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewpanions.chewy.com/DPT. Minimum purchase required. New customers only. Terms and conditions apply. See site for complete details.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actress/comedian Vanessa Bayer (SNL, How Did We Get Weird) stops by as Jason describes why a Maine man refused to get off a stranger's roof, Daniel explains how a family has put a sign out to tell people why their dog is on the roof, and Randy warns against trying to get clicks on social media if you're police officer, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Quince, Hims, and BetterHelp! Keep it classic and cool this fall—with long-lasting staples from Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise.Find the one, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor Oscar Nunez (The Paper on Peacock) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman was charged for breaking a bathroom sink during sex, Jason explains why Massachusetts woman was hit with a large medical bill after a bat flies into her mouth, and Randy warns against speeding in your work vehicle, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASCPA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Nate Craig (Married To It) stops by as Randy describes how a man stole moon rocks from NASA to use during sex, Jason explains why a drunk Wyoming traveler stole a golf cart and drove it at the airport, and Daniel warns against fighting a naked woman while also fighting a fire, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian James Davis (@theejamesdavis) stops by as Jason describes why a Greek woman filed for divorce based on Chat GPT's advice, Randy explains how a hangry Florida man destroyed a Del Taco drive thru after finding it closed, and Daniel warns against exposing yourself and pooping on the floor of a surf shop, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, Monarch Money, Quince, and Hims! Right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code DPT at monarchmoney.com in your browser for half off your first year. Keep it classic and cool — with long-lasting staples from Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and writer Beth Stelling (The Landlord Special) stops by as Jason describes how a Chuck E. Cheese employee got arrested in costume for credit card fraud, Daniel explains why a secret message on a dead father's gravestone angers town folk, and Randy wants a woman to break into his home, pet his dogs, and to wash his dishes, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Talk it out with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reviving a tradition from View From The Cheap Seats: It's the Mid-Year Music Episode! Randy and Jason are joined by Jonah Ray, Matt Price, and J-Logic to give you the best music they've found in 2025 (that came out any year other than 2025)! Guess along with them. What year/era are these songs from?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Brent Weinbach (Popular Culture, The Brent Weinbach Podcast on ATC) stops by as Randy describes a mule riding man that unleashed a raccoon in a bar after being denied entry, Jason explains how stowaway pigeons ruined a Delta flight, and Daniel warns against putting spooky signs on vintage furniture (if you intend to sell it), and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and writer Josh Gondelman (Positive Reinforcement) stops by as Jason describes how a woman shoved nachos down her wife's during a drunken argument, Randy explains why a driver snuck into an airport and pulled up next to a plane on the tarmac, and Daniel warns that Arizona might have more than one Penisman graffiti artist, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASCPA Pet Insurance and Quince! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. Stick to the staples that last with elevated essentials from Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and musician Avery Pearson (Give It Up) stops by as Randy describes why a grandmother was prosecuted for destroying a neighbor's lawn gnome, Jason explains how a man stole a fire dept. vehicle and nearly flooded New Prague, and Daniel warns against dressing like Michael Jackson and robbing banks, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Steph Tolev (Filth Queen, Steph Infection podcast on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes a man that was found floating down a Portland river on a makeshift raft, Jason explains why a medical clinic receives unsolicited urine samples, and Randy warns against calling 9-1-1 against a stripper because she won't have sex for money, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, and Hims! Unwind from work, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and author Maz Jobrani (https://www.mazjobrani.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a man suffered "car crash level" injuries after tripping on his cat, Randy explains why a man left the scene of a crash to make it to his barbershop appointment, and Dan wants you to buy an adult lunchable in South Dakota, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Greg Warren (The Champ) stops by as Daniel describes how a proctologist is shocked to find money inside a patient, Jason explains how a child took his little sister to McDonalds for breakfast in the family car, and Randy warns against getting stuck on Mount Fuji twice in one week, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and musician Henry Phillips (https://henryphillips.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a pool in a luxury New York City condo has been pooped in, Jason explains how a man tried to sneak an invasive species of turtle through airport security in his pants, and Randy warns against getting shot by your dog in your sleep, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and Quince! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. Stick to the staples that last—with elevated essentials from Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.