Distractible

What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to believe.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't look now, but that just might be a spooky new compilation staring back at you in the dark... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No need adjust your computer settings, this compilation features some the most memorable moments where things went wrong in all the right ways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's baby fever floating around The Distractible Vault as we share some highlights from the last few years of Bob raising his son, James. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Valid on restaurant orders only. Learn more at ⁠bit.ly/GHEatTheFees⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in* Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Watch Video Now: https://spotify.link/distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Check out shopify.com/distractible today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days. Iron Lung Is In Theaters Now! Buy your tickets at ironlung.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.) Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The reviews are in, and critics are raving: "Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle "If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald "I can't f**king see!" - Bob Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The only word, besides bald, that has changed the trajectory of Distractible forever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You better hope the Distractible Vault is fireproof, because there's a whole lot of fiery fury building up in this compilation! Check out shopify.com/distractible today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices