Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

You know that you can trust your Great Leader, right? So when he says he won't be angry, then that must be what he means. This week, the fallout from Dinner Winner-gate continued and a familiar feature returned. Plus Ikea meatballs on one (just one) chair. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Alfie. Thank you.

The Important Broadcast has seen its fair share of controversy and scandal over the years. The Great Leader wouldn't be doing his job if it wasn't consistently a very difficult listen. However, this week, things reached boiling point in a revelation that could change the face The Broadcast as we know it. Strap in, sit back and brace yourself (in the foetal position). This is big. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Leo, Lynsey & Jack. Thank you.

This week, The Important Broadcast Squad try out a silly thing that's supposed to be rubbish, but it sort of works! Plus, a BRAND NEW feature for 2022, that's nothing like you've ever heard! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is (retrospectively) for Michael Dwyer Thank you.

Merry Boxing Day from The Important Broadcast and if Boxing Day isn't your bag (or box), then we hope you've had a smasher of a day, nonetheless. In this somewhat seasonal edition, music fandom is tested, facts are exchanged and a crow loses the trust of those around it... So it's pretty much a usual show, right? Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

'Tis your seasonal broadcast and all through the house... THERE SHOULD BE SILENCE. The Great Leader allows small moments of levity in an otherwise serious broadcast, to allow for your yuletide excitement. This week, there are shoe spiders, the Grand Final of Dinner Winner 2021 and a welcome return of Paul Hollywood, 55. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Isobel (not Steve) Thank you.

Yes, apparently that's how you spell "sass". It's not a word you write very often, is it? The Broadcast sparkled today, like a star atop a brilliant tree - but then, it always does. Steve had some wise words, The Great Leader had wiser ones and it all culminates in a TENSE Dinner Winner. Enjoy. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Ready yourselves, The Great Leader is back once again with a bountiful Important Broadcast that will teach you everything you need to know. This module features a Small Talk Texter to see you through the week, a record-breaking pasta fact and the first ever outing of something called "Steve's Feature". Sit back, relax and enjoy. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Fran & Abigail. Thank you.

In a hearty and well-proportioned broadcast this week, The Great Leader dispenses wisdom like he's handing out candy. How does Google really work? What kind of sculpture would communicate road safety and when it comes to soup, which colour is best? Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Sean. Thank you.

That's 200 then! You must have learned an incredible amount by now, so well done. This week is a truly feature length module with everything from Steve's dating tips, to ancient dances, to pickle ball and all the way to the world of business hotels and back. Take it all in. This is your 200th module. That is all. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Rohan. Thank you.

It was an occasion like no other this week, but that's mainly because it wasn't forgotten about this time! The Great Leader's birthday was marked the way that it should have been last year.... And the year before that.... And, indeed, the year before that. There were messages galore, some essential education, many lovely emails and one in particular that caused some brief confusion! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Gemma and Lyra. Thank you.

Your Great Leader maintained a dignified and fruitful broadcast this week and taught you everything you need to know, for now, at least. Before it ends, this episode touches upon clowns, candy floss, literature, a hangover and beef. Get it together and enjoy. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Michael (and Stu). Thank you.

The I.B.S heartily apologises for the lack of contact last week. The Great Leader was taken ill. This will not happen again. All returned to normal this week, though, and much was learned. What's a war car? What's a cat war? What do the Spanish eat? As usual, you'll find out. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Natalie. Thank you.

Have a guess at how many state-appointed wizards there are in the world... Now, remember your answer and see if you got it right in this weeks module!! Also find out what's disappointed The Great Leader in his vegetable-slaughterhouse and where Steve is going to work (on holiday) this week. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Sharon. Thank you.

There's no two ways about it.... Steve had a shocker this week. Poor lad. Find out all about it in this weeks teachings, plus the latest from The Great Leader's vegetable slaughter house. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Sam. Thank you.

The IBS returned to full strength with the return of Steve Ferdinando, who for reasons which were unclear, was not running the London Marathon. Predictably, he brought stories of misfortune and woe and they were enjoyed by all, not least, by The Great Leader. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Claire (and the wee boy, Arthur). Thank you.

Look, if you want to wear little pants, good luck to you: That's your own business. This week, with Steve absent, The Great Leader pulled all the weight and he did so with style and strength. We revisit a mower misdemeanour and the fabled "Peacock Parade" bursts forth in full colour. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Amelie. Thank you.

It looks like Module 192 is a bit of a long one and rightly so, because there is just so much to discuss. Where did The Great Leader's fact-finding mission lead him this week? Find out! Plus, a football match between Dundee & Dundee and a fiery argument about sandwiches. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Sarah. Thank you.

The Great Leader distributed his minions on fact-finding missions this week, along the M4 corridor, to return with offerings and information. Steve had some classic "Steve thoughts" and Martin in Cornwall got angry about Dinner Winner, but that's par for the course! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Simbi & Kiwi, the one-year-old cats belonging to Sam & Beth Holman. **UPDATE** 19.09.2021 - NO LONGER DEDICATED TO SIMBI & KIWI - INSTEAD, DEDICATED TO THE SLITMASTER 85. Thank you.

You know how it works by now. 190 of these modules should be enough for you to know that you're about to learn an immense amount, from shark history to earthquake kits and beyond. You'll also find out why you'll never be able to brag about having the Pope's eyes and why Steve's messed his calendar up. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Mary. Thank you.

"What's a road flap?".... You know how this works folks: Just listen and find out! There's plenty besides too, with a scary encounter for Steve and an unfortunate incident for The Great Leader. There's also some lateral thinking, some Crime & Punishment and a bit of small talk. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Thomas Goodyear. Thank you.

The Important Broadcast Squad report to you this week, having received 100% of their jabs. Be like The I.B.S!! Steve was all of a muddle (but how's that any different to the rest of the time) and The Great Leader was in stupendous form with tales from the cities and countryside alike. There's communist artwork, a professional reveal and the return of the paranormal! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for everyone, because the producer of the show may, or may not have forgotten to source a dedication email. Thank you.

The title of this particular episode tells you that you're going to learn a fair bit. That's good isn't it? Catch up with all the wedding nightmares, Steve's (sort of) departure and a new sport, invented by your very own Great Leader. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Sarah. Thank you.

It's The Great Leader's wishes that not only do you take time to learn the new listening positions, but also that you renounce something meaningful. Just do it. This week, Steve told one of his ever-decreasing anecdotes and The Leader was back in his Heathrow business hotel. Business as usual. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Abs. Thank you.

The I.B.S was back up to full capacity this week, although some mild hangovers did make an appearance as well. Steve was back and full of all the usual wisdom you've come to expect... AND The Great Leader was armed with jam. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Charlotte & Lawrence Thank you.

It seems, of late, that we spend all of our time playing a game of "where's Steve?" It's time for another round of that this week. Plus, the text topic that brought the country together, a golden toilet and a fish with a very long name (see title). Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Mel. Thank you.

Oh no... Where's Steve now?? Don't worry... He's 'here', but also not here. This week, The Great Leader teaches us all what Californiacation means, how to get an extra breakfast and why his wife has gone off courgettes. Steve, meanwhile, got angry about the cost of a dog and hurt himself whilst he did yoga. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Orinoco from "The Wombles". Thank you.

It's where you weekend starts and it offers plenty to discuss this week. Where did Danny & Steve go on Saturday and what is there for Important Broadcast fans to celebrate? Find out what's on TV tonight and gear up for The Great Leader's best joke in 20 years. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Dieter Pauls. Thank you.

If you're fond of episodes of this podcast where Steve is asked a question he can't answer, you're in for plenty of treats. Find out what's lurking at the bottom of someone's bed in "Explain That", what would be in The Great Leader's utility jacket and why the ocean is on fire. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Shane's wife. Thank you.

It's ROAST time!! You submitted your roasts for Steve and today he was on the receiving end of them! Do you think that was all though? Of course it wasn't! There was a packed lunch, a (hypothetical) fight with a badger and a hotel in Blackpool too! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Barbara. Thank you.

The most important thing for you to do, is get your "comedy roasts" in for Steve. If you'd like to roast Steve in next weeks show - you can! Email your roasts to [email protected]. Don't worry; once you listen, it'll all make sense! What else happens in this module? Well, how about a nuclear threat, a legal issue and a sacrificial solstice? Lovely. That'll do the trick. Please send your listener comments (and roasts for Steve!) to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Hannah. Thank you.

With Steve having planned a holiday to the Algarve, where on earth did he end up instead? Simply press play and find out! If you want more than that, and you might, get ready for a considerable peep behind the radio curtain, a bit of sweepstake news and all the cars going round and round. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Jimmy. Thank you.

There are jabs aplenty this week as The I.B.S found themselves 50% vaccinated! There's also an incredible revelation about the facilities at Steve's (free) accommodation and a gathering of youths around the Great Leader's house. All that plus chillies, gnomes, online gaming friends and a clash of epic proportions in Dinner Winner! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Bryan. Thank you.

Get into the music to you. Your Great Leader has graced you with another podcast. With Joe away finding himself on a canal boat in Birmingham, Producer Will steps in this week for another game of Tell Me Something I Don't Know. Plus, there's a small talk texter and talk of an award nomination! Exciting listening ahead... but what else would you expect from your Important Broadcast? Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Siobhan. Thank you.

Don't let one second of this weeks broadcast pass you by: Your Great Leader forbids it. Many things will be considered, including Humpty Dumpty, pockets, doppelgängers and the scarred industrial face of Great Britain. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Nick's (left or right) fist. Thank you.

A week rarely goes by in your Great Leader's life where something extraordinary hasn't taken place. This week is no different. Find out why Joe Biden has been in touch, what's going to be delivered after 15 weeks and what on earth is written on the back of that hoodie. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Georgia. Thank you.

For what seems like an age (and for absolutely no reason whatsoever), The Great Leader has neglected to tell you 'where he parked'. Luckily, that all changed today. There's a great deal besides too, including pizza, explosive condiments, cryptocurrency updates and more! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Clarice (not her real name). Thank you.

Fans of justice, stand by for an update on The Great Leader's role as a local security enforcement officer. There's plenty of parking chat this week, which you'll know doubt be thrilled by as well. All that, plus the conspicuous absence of Steve as he abandons the broadcast in favour of an experiment. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Helen. Thank you.

Look out for them, because if Teddy Boys are on the decline, we ALL need to do something about it. That's in no way what todays module is about, but it makes for an amusing title. This week, wrap your ears around everything from a Japanese criminal with a lot of birthdays to an unfortunate tale about Dogecoin. All that, plus SO much more. Just bloomin' listen. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for James. Thank you.

So much to learn and all the time in the world! Whatever you had on, cancel it. This week The Broadcast does so much for you. Croissants, lizards (same item), silhouettes, haircuts and so much more. There's also every single game and feature you could ever need. They just keep coming.... Tell Me Something I Don't Know, Explain That, The Knowbiz and your biggest favourite; Dinner Winner. Right this way please. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Grace Rose. Thank you.

Are you standing by with your listener pads? This week The Great Leader has vital information on how a new kitchen implement can drastically improve the quality of the simplest of foodstuffs - rice. Joe has taken the week off to celebrate his partner's 30th which meant Producer Will stepped up to the plate to help out with Tell Me Something I Don't Know and judge Dinner Winner. Plus The Great Leader has another mysterious and very, very, detailed paranormal story to put to Steve in Explain That! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Rachel. Thank you.

You've probably always thought of The Great Leader as a tough guy, but this week he has proof. There's so much more than that though, because Steve promises a story about a cereal bar, so make sure you're ready for that one. All that plus balconies, emails and something called "Respect in Peace"! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] This weeks podcast is for Amy. Thank you.

You know the lad in Home Alone, right? In that case, you probably know that the title of todays podcast is NOT his name, but whatever. This week, The Great Leader brings you more Know-Biz gossip about everyone's favourite Smarden based chef, Steve comes up with another idea and everyone is encouraged to be more compliant. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Is everyone familiar with the saying "time is a fun well"? If you aren't, it won't be long until that changes. This week, The Great Leader makes wide-ranging pronouncements and urges you to share your information on census day. There's more Nectar drama, some photographic mystery and the glorious return of The Knowbiz! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

It's nice to build new traditions, so hopefully the annual "Top 10 Mums" countdown has become one of yours. It's a bit of fun. There's plenty more besides though, with textbook time slips, a whole stack of dinners and a Best of British controversy. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Bravery comes in many forms. In the last year or so, we've seen immense bravery from all corners of Great Britain and the rest of the world too, but today, bravery played a huge role in the actions of one member of the I.B.S. Get ready for paranormal gnomes, a million pound idea and the ins and outs of octopus cooking. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

The offering this week approaches 80 minutes and gives you plenty of time to take it all in, especially once you factor in the second and third listens (at half speed where necessary). Apparently Steve has made a new friend, so he'll tell all about that. Plus, some crow propaganda, more on the great Nectar mystery and a crucial update from Senior Listener, James Beckley, about his food shop. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

The Important Broadcast is unashamedly and categorically proud of its mission to educate. This week's module goes out of its way to do this and more, with all the usual facts; but lessons too. Have wet boots slowed you down? How will you dry them? FIND OUT. Do you keep losing teaspoons? What's that all about? FIND OUT. Just sit back and get ready to learn one hell of a lot. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Following some very sad news for our Great Leader, the I.B.S returned to the airwaves, in an effort to do business as usual and to pay tribute to a fantastic man. As it fell to Steve to do the heavy lifting in the anecdote department, you're in for a treat with stories about a long chest hair and the confusion he experiences when it comes to the pronunciation of a certain high street restaurant chain. All that plus the usual treats of Tell Me Something I Don't Know and Dinner Winner! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

The Squad put in a cracking shift today, producing well over an hour of delightful content for you to carry into your week. Take on some small talk, learn about why people used to wear hooves on their feet, recline for a moment with Morten Harket and get ready for this summers big blockbuster "The Core"! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Can you believe it?! The I.B.S finally have some anecdotes to share with you! After weeks of featureless lockdown, the stories came all at once today. Prepare for texts about fence boundaries, snakes in the toilet and aggressive crows. There's all that, plus a strange village phenomenon, some criminal colour-blindness and a couple of jokes too. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.