Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

When you think about it, how many times has "the adult shop on the A12" been mentioned on this podcast? A LOT. Today is no different - it's mentioned even more. There's also a brilliant Wengler-Rules Dinner Winner, some riveting facts for Eleanor's 5th Birthday in Tell Me Something I Don't Know - plus CATCH THE FISH (sort of). Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

There's no point in glossing over it. It's a tense one this week and The Great Leader punishes the team for their poor choice of words. There's also a fact about elephant appendages and perhaps the birth of a whole new feature! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

On a very blustery Sunday, The Great Leader still managed to navigate his way to the studio and bring you a darn good show. Steve's transformation into fabulous middle aged femininity continues and the squad reflect upon a rather surprising TV appearance. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

This week, your Great Leader remarks upon the anatomy of the program's producer. Then Steve joins in. After that it all gets a little graphic. Aside from this you can look forward to yet another Dinner Winner controversy and a bottomless brunch! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

The Great Leader hauled himself from his sick bed this week, with commitment akin to a brave soldier of broadcasting. This module offers an update on Steve's lumpy hand and a belated thank you following THAT £50 donation. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Steve brought his A-Game this week. So much so that at one point he declared himself the star of the show. Bit much. Get ready for dog dates, loyalty point theft, a flat tyre and a dose of thanklessness. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

This January, Radio X are launching a whole host of new comedy podcasts. In this bonus episode you’ll hear a snippet from each one. If you like what you hear - make sure you hit subscribe! Funny How? with Matt Morgan: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/funny-how-with-matt-morgan/ That’s A First: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/thats-a-first/ Early Work with Rhys James: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/early-work-with-rhys-james/ Job's A Good’un with Chris Washington: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/jobs-a-good-un-with-chris-washington/ A Thin Layer of Film: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/thin-layer-of-film-with-heidi-regan/ Class Dismissed! with Tom Houghton: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/class-dismissed-with-tom-houghton/

The Great Leader was in generous spirits this week and as such saw fit to give you, the listener, a whole lot to think about. Get ready for a brand new item as the team ask "didja see this?" There's also some news on Steve's upcoming challenge and a check on the time where you are. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

It's the first official show of 2020 and you're getting an awful lot of bang for your buck. Beauty tips, yoghurt stories, the inside workings of an Argos and a smattering of investigative ghost journalism too. Get into the content. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

What about this then? The second two-show weekend in two weeks? The Leader has been kind to you. This week, find out why the Mayor is never pleased to see Danny and what Steve predicts for 2020! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Time for the last module of 2019! It was the second of two shows this week and The Great Leader was generous enough to reveal his seasonal week in Dinner Winner. Plus, a long overdue return for #CelebrityOrCivilian! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you & Happy New Year!

We all got through it, didn't we? All that build up and there it was done. The Important Broadcast stops for no one, however, and the squad were back and ready for a two-show weekend. And what better way to get it all going than with The Important Awards!? Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

A Christmas special in every sense of those words. It's Christmas after all so why wouldn't it be special?! This week, the IBS exchanged gifts, learned and laughed. There's some meat, some chewing gum and even a little bit of singing. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you & Merry Christmas!

As the season of yule breaks into a playful canter, The IBS invite you to call your mate Phil and tell him / her about the show. He-Phil / She-Phil won’t mind! You know what Phil’s like! You can also count on learning Steve’s love language and get ready for a very one sided Dinner Winner. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

This week, Danny shares a late night milkshake with a bear; discovers Paul Hollywood's online alter-ego and is wowed by a moon called Fluffy. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

99 spectacular broadcasts and stronger than ever eh? The IBS celebrates with you, its favourite listener and raises a glass to the next 99. This week, the winner of Dad Joke of The Year Award 2019 was crowned! There's some more Nectar points chat and a hell of a lot of Hollywood in The Know Biz. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Following the enormous and unmissable celebrations of The Great Leaders birthday last week, The Important Broadcast Squad returned with tales of pizza (lots and lots of pizza), football matches and fancy car parking. Plus a bumper week on The Know Biz! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

You know those Important Broadcast Modules that go a bit weird. This one went a bit weird. The Great Leader tells you of turkeys, trains and other worlds. Be grateful to him and learn. Just be sure to learn. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Not long until the milestone 100th Module eh? Just you wait. This week, the topics included kebabs, police officers' helmets and an apology, amongst other things. Steve got raucous (not at all raucous) after a night out and The Great Leader had cause to celebrate! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Two podcasts to get through in one week eh? How will you possibly manage. In Module 95, you can look forward to a story about a horse, a fact about time and a question about a burger. There's also some maths and a really big dog. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

SURPRISE! It's another double-podcast weekend and aren't you pleased? Today The Great Leader launched a brand new initiative (award) which he thinks you'll like. There's a Know-Biz special (no prizes for guessing who it's about) and Steve revisits the alphabet. Back tomorrow! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

It was a week for absolution this week. The Great Leader and Steve admitted their sins for all to hear in a slight departure from the traditional programming... "Sinner Winner" sounds a lot like "Dinner Winner" after all. There was a disgusting story about fingernails and Steve overheard some 'facts' in a coffee shop. Here we go! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

The Leader was disturbed by his own actions this week as he acted impulsively and doesn't know how to sort it all out. You'll learn about 'stone tape theory' and end up even more confused than you already are about the clocks going back next week. There's a very strange Dinner Winner and some facts about words too. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Today's podcast title is dedicated to the young man whom The Great Leader inadvertently told he was bound for hell. You're not Ethan! The condemnation of minors aside, todays Important Broadcast was flawless. Have you ever mistaken someone's identity and goosed them? Sure you have! Hear the Great Leader reminisce upon his sparkling career as an actor and bring yourself up to date with how everyone's Mum is doing. PLUS... Make sure you listen out for the secret "Peepo!" Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

This week, The Important Broadcast was looser, more relaxed, but just as much fun. Please note that it was NOT zany or wacky and there were definitely no 'skits'. Find out about the time Steve was haunted, what The Great Leader's impulsive spending habits have seen him purchase this week and consider the question, "how do bus timetables REALLY work?" Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Peepo guys! This week, The Important Broadcast is so broad and informative that you may not be able to handle it. Do you know what suet is? Do you want to hear how Steve's performance as "Best Man" went? Have you ever wanted to introduce Eastenders on BBC 1? All this and more, guys... All this and MORE. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Leave your shoes at the door of the podcast and relax. There... Isn't that better? This week, The Great Leader challenged a crow expert and Steve trusted you, dear listener, with an excerpt from his Best Man speech. There's a fact about crabs and some sort of mind exercise involving a flock of sheep. Just stick with that last one. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

The Important Broadcast sees itself as an institution, and you should too. This week, the squad dedicated themselves to shout-outs. Why not? There's a story about the beach, The Leader puts you in the Know-Biz and Steve gets confused about 'chins'. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Hello and Get Into The Music to you! This week saw the return of Producer's Travis and Alternative Joe to the Important Broadcast Squad in the absence of 'The Icon' Joe Attewell. In this week's Important Podcast, you can expect to hear about Steve's fly trouble, a mysterious call that came into the studio and find out what The Great Leader really thinks of you, the listener. A lot to learn this week, so get your listener pads open! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

The Important Broadcast asks the question - have you ever seen Freddie Mercury's face in a piece of pork? Well go on... Have you? This week, expect shocking bean news, another update on Paul Hollywood and find out what Steve thinks about real ale. You can also look forward to an edition of Tell Me Something I Don't Know that ends in tears. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

This week, The Important Broadcast puts you first. Sure, it doesn't want your opinion, but it will tell you what your opinion is! Expect to find out exactly what YOU like on your pizza. There's also a story about a lad who got sacked and a very one-sided round of Dinner Winner. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

What about that then? Two Important Broadcasts in one weekend! Neither more important than the other but both of great importance. The Great Leader spake of a woman with an octopus for a face, the problems faced by the middle classes and why men from New Zealand are licking pavements. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Whilst The Great Leader wishes for you to understand that this extra podcast is a gift, he also wants it understood that it is COMPULSORY LISTENING. It's no good having a whinge when you fall behind everyone else. Also, why wouldn't you want to listen? Didn't you hear about the return of the third best quiz on the radio..... OH YEAH. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

If you're about to the listen to this podcast and you aren't prepared to learn.... What on Earth are you thinking about? This particular instalment will explain what to look out for in a (very) damp house, detail the alphabet (in FULL!) and more particularly investigate which community the letter 'Y' belongs to. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Thanks to Carol in Chessington for this week's title! It was a textbook broadcast today: The Great Leader, joyous as ever to bring you more news of peafowl. You can also expect some 'mind-blowing' stories and make sure to look out for the parrot community getting it with both barrels. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Hello and Get Into The Music to you! This week, in the absence of Iconic Producer Joe Attewell, Producer's Travis and Alternative Joe joined the Important Broadcast Squad. You can expect to find out about Steve's new 'inventions', what Danny and Steve's finishing moves would be if they were wrestlers and you'll even hear an alternative to Dinner Winner. Get your listener pads open, there are a lot of notes to be taken! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

The Great Leader was buoyant this week upon Steve's return. You may recall that Steve celebrated a stag do in Dorking last weekend: Just WAIT until you hear how well the sports day went! On this episode, you can expect bird-attacks, Love Island (no good if you actually watch it) and a full-blown LIE in the midst of Dinner Winner! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

You've got the whole world to choose from... Where are you going to book a stag do? Dorking, of course. Steve was absent this week as he took in the sights and smells of Dorking. Meanwhile, The Great Leader was thrilled to have an insight into the various listener chambers; but do you REALLY listen in a cave??? There's also an orange seagull, a couple of Senior Listeners make an appearance and Google translate lets itself down. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

For the sake of clarity - the first "pasty" in the title is pronounced PAYSTEE and the second is pronounced PASTEE. Glad we cleared that up. Welcome to Module 78 of The Important Broadcast. Topics covered this week included chickens in Jersey, a Walmart cake and the return of an old nemesis. You can also expect some more ridiculous reviews in X-Rated! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

What sort of person uses a spoon for Marmite? This week's podcast will answer that question, and so many more. The Great Leader spake of many things this week: Not least a driving test centre, paragliding and the last time he saw Noel Gallagher. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

If you hadn't heard of a pig pluck before, then now is the time to start listening. The Great Leader tackled the issue of 'compliance' this week and did so with great aplomb. You can also expect a run down of the nation's breakfast, a touch upon Nazi Jazz and a few reviews about a power station. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

You could never conclude that The Important Broadcast is one to pass you by without controversy. The Great Leader loves it: Every Sunday he arises from his slumber and bathes in a vat of liquid controversy, before setting off for the broadcast. This week, you can expect a story about a monkey, a new X-Rated feature (not saucy) and a deeper look into Steve's dreams (not saucy*). Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you. *sometimes saucy

By all means announce your candidacy for a political party. Everyone else is doing it. But don’t, for goodness sake, try to usurp The Great Leader. He hates it when people do that. This week’s episode will bring you a night out with Chris Moyles & Johnny Vaughan, a pesky crow and sexy puffin. That’ll be plenty. Please send your listener comments to [email protected].

Greetings Dan Fans. This week The Important Broadcast Podcast had an air of silliness. A giddiness if you will. It'll make you feel as though you just stepped off the tea-cups and ate several donuts in quick succession. Or not. What you can expect involves a daring seagull, a Kruise holiday (yes that's "Kruise" and not "Cruise") and a meat face. There's also a brief stop at the David Hasselhoff museum. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Steve Ferdinando: Always hiding his light under a bushell. Once you know what his job really is, you'll never think of him in the same way again. This week, you can expect ducks, a LOT of salmon and a very serious question about what year it is. There's also a "group" discussion and another thrilling match in the Dinner Winner season. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

Name another broadcast that'll bring you up to speed on turkeys, mayonnaise & rice dishes... YOU CAN'T. This week, the Great Leader talks photography, potentially offends the Cockney community and brings the game of Dinner Winner into disrepute. You can also expect a fair few mentions of monster trucks. All that plus the dramatic retelling and 10th anniversary of THAT Eurovision story! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

You may think to yourself, "Dinner Winner isn't everyone's cup of tea" - but that is irrelevant. How would you know what The Great Leader and The Nitwit had for dinner otherwise? Exactly. This week, Steve went to the theatre, but don't ask him what he saw; that's a pointless question. In other news, Danny found himself in the news. Damn those tabloid jackwagons. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

A broadcast should not be easy. A broadcast should not be fun. This broadcast seeks only to educate and spark debate. Should the Pope be getting involved? Should you listen to music when you run? Should you provide a dossier of evidence when discussing what you had for dinner this week? Yes. Just say yes. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

"It’s here, it’s been filmed in real life and it’s in Bristol because this is what happens in Bristol now". Excellent words from Tristan Cork there. This week, The Important Broadcast challenges you, not only to Get Into The Music, but also to question the merits of a Full English Breakfast. You can also expect a pair of VERY exciting guests from Sesame Street! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.

How on earth do you pronounce Donald Duck's middle name? Just ask Steve Ferdinando. This week, the sqaud marked Easter Sunday with a typically professional broadcast: Goldfish at a wedding, a peacock in a garden and all of the things that get you riled right up. You can also expect a spicy Dinner Winner and a brief Spanish lesson. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] Thank you.