Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

With a lot to reflect and share his precious thoughts on, The Great Leader had much upon his shoulders this week. Nonetheless, he overdelivered in spades, as is his right. Prepare yourself for fascinating insights into parenting, the supernatural, nutrition and football.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is NOT dedicated to Billy from Slough.Thank you.

With the shackles of broadcast rules around election periods off, The Great Leader once again spoke freely and without hindrance. This week, hear his beautiful mind and his thoughts on football, special parking spaces and that man from Timpson. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Gemma.Thank you.

This week, Steve returned from his fact-finding mission in Switzerland and The Great Leader was keen to find out whether his time there was well spent. Plus, expensive cheese, a massage and breeze blocks.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Josh.Thank you.

This week, The Great Leader shines a bright spotlight on Steve's professional timekeeping. Plus, an arachnidian Explain That of epic proportions.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to silly Maggie and very silly Freddie.Thank you.

The man we all think of as a Father (The Great Leader) took to his microphone to broadcast once more. He spake beautiful words of trees, soundscapes and of some VERY mischievous activities. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Fatherhood.Thank you.

Steve's voice (the lack of it) finally got the better of him this week and he was forced onto the substitutes bench. The Great Leader bravely ploughed on regardless of his own malady and he was majestic. Prepare for tales of Cannock Chase, theatre and why if a mistake is made about the date of an event, it is not his fault. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Alexandra.Thank you.

Before The Great Leader asked, "what is crisps?" he'd already asked many questions of you, the listener. Listen now and answer them. Meanwhile, Steve's voice continues to recover slowly, but only because of his precious flask.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast was undedicated, owing to a production error. Thank you.

Whilst Steve battled on with 'flaryngitis', The Great Leader prepared us for any small talk we might encounter surrounding the very interesting week we all just had...!Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Jane & John. Thank you.

It's a tough week for Steve this week as he struggles yet again with his voice, but luckily everyone's Grandma is on hand to help. Meanwhile, The Great Leader experiences a beautiful coincidence and is insulted by his own producer. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Aaron. Thank you.

The Great Leader wishes for you to focus... REALLY focus, on light switches this week. Please do this. Plus, a podcast dedication request like you've never heard before and a dream featuring Sydney Sweeney.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Wez. Thank you.

The Great Leader was in a scalding mood today and Steve was rightly told off, for being unprofessional (he has a bad back). Plus, disrespect from a passing child and a plane seat conundrum. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Heather & Harry.Thank you.

There were many maladies blighting The Important Broadcast Squad today, but they delivered as usual. The Great Leader showed up, despite having put his all into a well-wishing video for a couple in Michigan and Steve managed to get back down a volcano. All in the name of The Broadcast. Begin.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Odessa Parkin.Thank you.

When The Great Leader has a visitor in his home, regardless of their maturity, he will lay down the ground rules which are to be observed at all times during their stay. This will all be made clearer in this module. Meanwhile, Steve takes conventional clothes sizing and rips up the rules. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for The London Running Dorks.Thank you.

It's time for a new game. It's not a silly game, for The Great Leader's games are seldom silly. It's a game of great import. Plus, Steve has been to a children's birthday party and the weather has turned a corner. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Badger.Thank you.

There were many words exchanged over the course of this weeks broadcast. Even The Great Leader himself took a bit of a pasting over his impulse purchase. Plus, Steve's Yoga Night for Michelle and some disturbing poltergeist activity.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Lucy & Nick.Thank you.

The Great Leader showed his unfailing generosity and compassion this week, when he gave blood. Just imagine the lucky few that could receive even a drop. Plus, haircuts, cake and Ferdi-Fest.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Oliver.Thank you.

The Great Leader is MORE than entitled to enquire as to whether or not a disciple has read his new book. All listeners should anticipate and make preparations for this question. Be wise. Plus, Steve did a presentation at work and Michelle has spent £4.12 at Budgens. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Charli.Thank you.

This is a broadcast that will bring into question all the things you thought you knew about Volvo's. Plus, Steve's early driving career and repeated use of the word "nice".Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for St Nicholas.Thank you.

This weeks module comes with a warning... Stories about insurance claims can be boring, but heed the warnings. Plus, The Great Leader's dog has developed a taste for artisanal food and Steve is a Professor now. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Alex.Thank you.

This week, The Great Leader generously reveals exactly how he dances. Plus, Steve didn't go to The Brits and it's time to learn exactly what the Black Ice Little Tree actually smells of.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for 50 Years of Maria.Thank you.

Steve returned from yet another fact-finding mission this week. Find out why skiing with the alphas isn't for him. Plus, The Great Leader feeds nature and becomes a 'dad nuisance' to his children.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Matilda & Mal.There is a special commendation for Karley & James.Thank you.

The Great Leader still battles with a nasty cold even now, but his strength is still that of 1000 men. Join him over the course of this module to hear many enlightening things, including the truth about Steve Ferdinando's surname.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Rebecca.Thank you.

Imagine a week where The Great Leader's parking space is SO good that he can't even say it. Plus, Steve returns from Egypt having fallen over and everyone goes gaga for legacy email providers. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Steph.Thank you.

This week, The Great Leader's wait is FINALLY over. At last, one of the listeners has offered to be the official agriculture correspondent. It only took 313 modules... Plus, Steve went to Millwall and behaved unusually and the baby cucumber got more coverage than you might be expecting.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Nicholas.Thank you.

The Great Leader addresses the nation once more and once more again. He will continue addressing the nation until it bloomin' well wakes up. This week, an art exhibition, a chainsaw, a van and a broadcaster's instincts. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Lyla.Thank you.

The enormous team here at The Important Broadcast would like to apologise for the late arrival of this particular podcast. Every single member of the team has worked tirelessly to bring you this module at the earliest possible convenience... ANYWAY. What dreams will Steve unpick this week and more to the point, what items will The Great Leader select for discussion in "Got, Got, Need"? Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for William.Thank you.

It's one of those modules that comes along from time to time. A generous, fun-filled, bumper party pack of a module. Try and get your head around all of it. Go on, just try! The Great Leader speaks of all things, from dreams, to flanges and that's no joke. JUST LISTEN.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Terri.Thank you.

The Great Leader cast off the Christmas and New Year period and delivered a purposeful and direct broadcast on this day. Shriek with joy as you hear him speak of rainbows, public conveniences and the A12. Plus, Explain That and some measured anarchy.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Dr Robert Thornton.Thank you.

There is no other way to bring any year to a close. Only a full helping of The Important Broadcast will do. Marvel, as The Great Leader rounds out 12 months of teachings, with perhaps the most meaningful teachings yet. Plus, there are Steve's annual predictions. Obviously.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Kim.Thank you.

A Merry Christmas Eve from The IBS to you! Think not, however, that The Great Leader would see you resting up on this yuletide celebration... No. You must be as alert as ever. He will speak to you upon the subject of many a thing, so assume the position and get stuck in. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Steven.Thank you.

It's here again folks... The Grand Final of Dinner Winner! With Steve ineligible as a competitor or judge, a very special guest would be required to fill in, but who could it be? Plus, leg day at the gym, hindering a house move and finally... Some news about Steve's driving test!Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Isabella. Thank you.

Many things happened in this weeks programme and not all of them were entirely planned. The Great Leader heard about your enhanced job titles, Steve remembered whether or not he's had a Garibaldi and a number of you asked for forgiveness. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Ocean Holidays & Barry Sowle.Thank you.

A wise man from Essex once said:"You buy the pies, you get stuck right into the pies"And this is something we can all agree upon, surely?Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Graham.Thank you.

How easy do you find it to purchase the right pair of shoes? It is something that The Great Leader has struggled greatly with and in a rare display of vulnerability, he revealed all this week. Plus, Steve takes 40 minutes to make a hot chocolate.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Darren.Thank you.

The week of The Great Leader's Day. A day when his children applaud him and his disciples listen ever closer. Also, Steve came back.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Josh.Thank you.

With Steve either in prison, or in Singapore, The Great Leader bravely shouldered the burden of this weeks broadcast. He spoke of mouthwash, rhinos and ears. Plus, many listener achievements.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Tom-Tom.Thank you.

300 majestic modules of The Broadcast and no signs of slowing. Gather around, fall silent and bow your heads in reverence as The Great Leader speaks to you on this day of days. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Paige & Henry.Thank you.

This week, Tell Me Something I Don't Know makes a rare and enjoyable return. Plus, The Great Leader brings you many supernatural goings on and Steve has done himself a mischief.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Bertie.Thank you.

The Great Leader asks you many questions this week. What's on your mind? When did you last get told off? Who the hell is texting the Daily Star? Plus, more Steve vs Michelle and a chat with Senior Listener Charlie about peanut butter.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Stewart.Thank you.

The Great Leader reveals his benevolence and enthusiasm for garden birds this week. Steve imagines some pants and Nathan from Cadley's brother does something inadvisable.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Nina (Changing Rooms - Season 13, Episode 4, Chertsey). Thank you.

This week, you the listener, were invited to share what disappointed you... But NOT, what made you angry. Plus, Steve & Michelle's sixth dispute and The Great Leader has much to explore in terms of the unexplained and unidentified. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Lyn & Fred.Thank you.

*REISSUE* In one of those classic episodes that the dreadful producer messes up and has to re-upload, why not delete and re-download to see what you missed the first time!?The IBS gathered once more to give Steve the platform he feels he deserves in 'Steve vs. Michelle', plus spirit animals, an Emmy Award and the Great Leader exercising his right to covertly film his team.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Holly & Matthew.Thank you.

Topics covered this week on The IB include; cheese toasties, teeth-cleaning, and HS2.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Damian.Thank you.

This week, The Great Leader returned to the home, of 'Wallace'. The people of Stirling showed him immense respect, in spite of how excited they must have been. Meanwhile, Steve failed to buy a sandwich and a quizmaster had his say...Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Lauryn.Thank you.

Do you share things with your partner? Feelings? Thoughts? Deodorant? Why not give it a go? Plus, The Great Leader now identifies as a "Plane Dad" and The I.B.S give a new feature a go... It's time for Steve vs. Michelle!Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Elaine.Thank you.

A new feature was unearthed today and the IBS are excited at the prospect of it. Plus, how was The Great Leader's end of summer sojourn and how far is too far to walk? Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Tim.Thank you.

The Great Leader spoke well today... Very, very well. He spoke upon the topic of a great many things, not least, cheating, complaining, button-flies & the threat of the Yellowjacket.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Chris Moyles.Thank you.

The Great Leader addressed the nation once again, despite the nation's attention being somewhat divided. This week, Steve wrote some strong emails and a ping pong table needed fixing.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Kelly, Leonard & Louise.Thank you.

The Great Leader brings a transport related mystery for Steve to explain this week. Plus, a fizzy incident and the reasons why Millennials are ruining everything.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Luke & Jenna.Thank you.

The Great Leader not only enriches the knowledge of you, the listener, but also takes in new information for the good of his children. Meanwhile, Steve tried to do a good thing, but ended up offending a man on a train.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is for Nick Bannister (Banno).Thank you.