CORN DOWN Prank Calls

MEETUP WITH LASER TAG IN CLEVELAND AKRON AND CANTON SEPT 16 17 18? OK I really hope you’ve been listening to my daily live shows. Because thats why i didn’t listen to these tracks and give them names and let you know whats in them. because i can’t. I might later, then I’ll put it here. But I do remember brad had a man spinning and screaming locate towards the end of the show. Enjoy.

Some things came up last minute. I’m really surprised I’m getting this posted at all. I might be a little late for the show. And please don’t expect new ideas. I just can’t today. Oh and some of the call audio on pt 122 is sub-par, and that’s just how it is. Deal.

Cleveland? Meetup? Ok. Sept 16-18th. Call me first to RSVP. Phone setup panic, getting permission to panic, Louie is always trying to steal my broken glass, safety danger, naked girl in my room, tubes, tubes, tubes, flashlights, naked bodies, and more tubes. Good show. Brad was on it.

unedited recording of full show @ https://www.mixlr.com/dragonmere/showreel/ Come to Cleveland Sept 17-19th and we can play flashlight freeze tag. Show tonight was a lot of education level calls, misleading hats, disabled squirrels, also dumb sisters, cats n dogs, lightning rods for said cats n dogs, adult novelty bug spray, gross hands, oh… and what am I supposed to put in the second hole? A finger?

CLEVELAND MEETUP I’M GOING YOU SHOULD TOO WE CAN TRADE BACKRUBS SERIOUSLY. This show might have been more fun to do than it was to edit, but i hope its just as fun to listen to it. who knows. wasted was absent and it has been marked in his permanent record. Topics include; War-Sister-Whore-Chester sauce, clean money, bedding bags, SUCK A DICK OLD MAN or HIT THE MOM, cart corral arrangement, free speech policies, Blooper-reel, something funny, Christ/Crystal, and peeing all over the place.

COME TO CLEVELAND 9/16-9/18/2022 PLEASE. This was another fun show. No Labels, hotel menus, 1000 opening the doors and knockings, TWINS, shower shoes, pretend priests, cop rooms, arrest warranties, FREE SPEECH and putting holes in the walls.

COME TO CLEVELAND 9/16-9/18/2022 YOU BASTARD. Pretty good show. Not a lot of different ideas, but most of them were new, and they were fun. so yeah, pretty good. Topics included; my friends, open door policy, window lookers, side quests, and touching shoes. Mostly window lookers, but those were a lot of fun.

This one was pretty good. Dog bites mostly. But it’s good trust me. Come to Cleveland Sept 16-18th!! fruit stickers, eating a dolphin sticker, missing urinals, floor pills, dog in the car, dog biting, comparing dog bites, JUST GOOGLE ME, biting permission, running around, biting insurance, quiet time, getting banned.

Confirming identity, getting receipts, crazy mans, single employees, no problems, better ketchup, reheated food, fry powder, small burgers and normal size fries.

This was a good show. We covered important topics. What to do if you drive the wrong car home, how to eat chili, if you’re allowed to eat in the shower, what to do if you have mild eye irritation, how to wipe your ass with your left hand, how to not get cut by stuff, and if it’s a felony to steal gas. We also talked about Christ and spoke to a volunteer SWAT Team Executioner/Sheriff-worker-wither. And we touched the lettuce.

Oh boy. This turned into a lettuce show pretty quick, and stayed that way for most of the night. Dog lettuce, many many dog lettuce calls. You know what, I actually listened to this, and I’m just gonna say it’s mostly lettuce. This show is mostly lettuce. COME VISIT ME IN CLEVELAND & AKRON THIS SEPTEMBER 16-18 FOR A MEDIOCRE CLEVELAND MEETUP. Please let me know if you plan on attending. There a few confirmed already!

This show was really fun. Thank you for letting me do it and then listening to me. Topics included; Lost/Found money, frequent urination, sniffing paint, blind spots, toilet storage, not round whopper, a ride home, dumpster pooping, oil n gas mixture, the mustache man(s), and too much meat. COME TO CLEVELAND IN SEPTEMBER (16th-18th) AND MEET ME AND WASTEDMEMORY AND MAYBE SEE A ZEBRA OR SOMETHING.

The upload is fixed now. Sorry about that. Mostly making hotels mad about breaking stuff. it was fun though. Also obtaining meat teeth, guest breaks, hotel insurance, gift cards, buying alcohol for kids, etc. etc.

knocking on doors confusion over how gas is priced help towing my car i bit my tongue things smell like a scratch n sniff sticker no context

This was a decent show. It was fun to listen to it just now. You should too, but probably after my show tonight. It’ll be on prankcast.com so go there. I love you. This show had plenty of Street People, Fake Funerals, I discover what a “Co-Co-Nut” is, I find out how fast places can go, I discuss the “Ol Bugs Bunny” with a nice man, I discover what “Whose Peggy” is, Sizing up the spots, touching up the paint, toeing up my nails, having people break in to my room while i’m in town, hiding on a cell tower, and getting the effects of a good clean high without any drugs. It was fun, I promise.

I’ve been busy so this is going to be brief. The show was mostly about changing locks at hotels. The front desk doesn’t like that very much. But it’s OK because my cousin is a locksmith. I love you and come visit me in September for Cleveland Meetup. Seriously. I’m going to make sandwiches.

I was distracted for this entire show because of PRANKCAST.COM ‘launching’. So go over to PRANKCAST.COM and do the things there. It’s fun. All my live shows will be broadcast there (and still mixlr for now at least) from now on.

Man, this was a fun show. I think it was more fun listening back to it than it was doing it live?? The really annoying 224lb 80% muscle mass guy was obnoxious as shit to talk to, but it was really fun to hear it. Showe includes: getting permission to call 911 without an emergency and a fire drill, lost nickels (including one moose nickel), some crazy woman who comes in my room and tells me I can’t eat, switched rooms, and some valentimes day 100% NON-creepery. I love you.

There was a lot of fake stuff this show. Fake napkins, mostly. Please note; Burger King has NEVER had a brown napkin with embossed logo. Ever. Confusion over how many sandwiches constitute a “combo”. Testing inanimate objects for viruses. Giving cigarettes to kids. Fake fights. And a bunch of people who have severe problems hanging up the phone. That was fun. See you in a few hours. I love you.

I didn’t almost forget to upload this because I was shoveling driveway snow. This one got a tiny bit dark maybe? Longer calls so slightly less of them. I might have not hit my quota. Please don’t fire me.

CAUTION: Show may contain Concealed Sandwiches, Mailed Sandwiches, Fingerprints, or The Cigarette Smoking Man, and may punch babies. Proceed at your own risk. I’m running late. I love you. See you tonight I hope at 7pm ET. Oh and my mixlr live page is done being broken during live shows.

It has all kinds of stuff almost happening, like altercations and smoking and throwing rocks and more. And making plans for altercations, special rooms for pooping, things to lean on. Medical Stuff. AND Jenny Tutone. Dont forget about her. By the way, if mixlr is giving anyone crap about me being “off line” during my live broadcast, it should still be working on the sidebar of WorldofPrankCalls.com and I think RBCPs other sites too. I also switched corndown.com (and most of my other goofy domains) into a super crappy landing page with a embedded mixlr player. Try that. Hopefully this bug gets fixed soon on mixlr’s end. I’m actively working with support. (PS it wasn’t mixlrs fault at all)

man I’m all spoiled from not editing shit last week. This week we have tacos hurting my sister really bad, sharp shelled tacos, the smells of shampoo without any sexual harassment, identifying pills, my sisters opinion of my vacation, and the answer to the age old question; how far is too far? “And more”

This is way too long to actively edit. I’m not that strong of a man. I’m sorry. So enjoy the unadulterated 8hour cut. And the individual calls are still below, but there’s probably more ringing and hold time than usual. And i’m probably never going to name them. shit. the unadulterated cut is too large to upload to patreon, so I’m going to mono mix it, and see if that works… yes.

This was the Christmas Eve show so it’s very very Christmas themed. 42 calls. Christmas plans, hit my kids (very christmas), helping homeless, The Little Christmas Boy, ruining christmas, Santa Stuff, and who I can have sex with (also very christmas). In no particular order.

This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut the brakes. I love you. Show tonight should be interesting? tune in.

Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at a minimum, the following; Old Keith, Helping vs Leaving Alone, Meth Hole, Automatic Doors, Clothes On Sex Computer Time, Dating Policy. And we revisit classics such as eat the soap, motorcycle help, pick up for delivery, unwanted hotel guest, and bad dates. It was fun. I hope tonights show is fun too. I love you.

Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the hotel about if the guests use the shampoo or not and also educational purposes, shitting in the sink, theres something in my eye and the tub isn’t comfortable, the dead pet loophole, is it true that if you eat the soap you dont get sick, shoplifting therapy.

Here it is, unedited. I think there’s a couple minutes dead air at the start, but thats what really happened so It stays in. Enjoy I guess. I’m going to bed. THank you. Brad or akspa or dwight or someone will probably publish a full 24hr recording, but here’s our part. I still might do my auto-editing to the individual call recordings. But not right now. Im exhausted. THANK YOU.

This show is two weeks old because I uploaded the PRANKSGIVING show instead of this show last week. I hope this isn’t too confusing. If anyone is having difficulty just use this chart. This show had calls about toilet wires and buckets of blood, both hypothetical and real, as well as bags of meat and the associated toilet ice. This lead to getting permission to urinate on a towel, and naturally to trying to chloroform myself. Obviously. Not to mention all the bad dates I had with employees of Arbys mostly. Paige was the worst. 40%? It’s looking like my sticker resupply is not going to be here before the end of the month, oh well. I’ll be doing things with them as soon as they get here. Get ready.

Fun show. Great call about pissing in the sink, but it has audio issues. There’s echo that was entirely my fault about half way through the call. The good news is I have isolated the call from the backup Mixlr recording, so I do have a clean version of it. For automatic editing reasons, the shitty version is included in the above track and the below ZIP file, but I also attached the clean version, which I will eventually upload to youtube. Anway; Fake customers, bathroom mirrors, investigating a bathroom noise, i’m not gay, Piss Sink, Suicidal dog, how many guys has my sister slept with? and more i guess.

Oh man. I was on vacation this last week. That’s why I’m only uploading this now. I was at the meetup and I got to meet wastedmemory, toxic waste, ChrisPickles (+1), SweetBeefJesus (+2), FarmerBill420 (+1), DribblyBob (+1), Gunter (+ududududu), SavageCarl, Snappy Bakes, and Termina and HoboGod. Thats a lot of people. And thank you to EVERYONE who’s given me financial support for making this possible.

This one was less calls, less premises. It’s because “do you love your customers” seems to make people want to talk to you for a very long time. And the hotel front desk lady who was freaking out just because I said I had drugs. Jeeze lady, it’s a cheap hotel. There’s drugs. Get over it. So; Customer Love, and a pair of long Making Friends calls are the main contributions to the show, with a great Employee/Employer call, hissing buns, gas size, and gas return with wasted. i know thats a terrible description, but it’s mostly a bunch of really long “do you love your customer” calls and they’re all great. Enjoy I hope. NO SHOW NEXT FRIDAY NOV 5th because (so far) the only time I cancel a CORNDOWN is due to a MEETUP (which is the opposite of a corndown, obviously) which I’ll be doing in Wisconsin so come hear the sound of my voice there i guess if you really need to. rogueserver.com has links.

Look. I’m just going to be honest with you. I didn’t have it in me to listen to this show to give you guys a rough idea of what was in it. I’m sorry. I’d say I’ll do it later, but I probably wont. You know what, I’ll say it. If I go through this show later, I’ll update this post with the info. But I love you anyway. Thank you to the new supporters, I love you a little bit more. Hope to see a few of you at least NEXT MONTH at the MEETUP in WISCONSIN. PS as promised above, here are my notes after listening to this 1 English lessons 2 please disturb 4 Lysol’s Coupon 6 Dinosaur Ad 8 Whose Peggy 10 moth infection 12 cadaver dog 14 cadaver dog ii 16 First Mans 17 First Mans ii 20 please disturb ii 22 borrowed hundred 24 cadaver dog III 27 Motel Squirrel 28 stolen drugs 30 AOL Meetup 32 motel concrete 36 whose Peggy ii

Whats in this show you ask? I dont actually care if you asked. It’s a lot of man not wearing shoes’es, a good number of hornets nets, being paranoid, scaring my sister and/or my mom with burgerking, yeah and one call about a bag of spiders. I love you. Come to wisconsin next month, fool.

A few more calls than average, and about 20 minutes more than usual made the cut. Looking for hotel exits, finding where to poop, determining the biggest number, dealing with an unpleasant shower, investigating sex noises, finding hotel drugs, counting the creeps, thinking about bugs, and seeing a pregnant. Thats what I did this week. What about you??

This was a fun show. I want whole foods to stop hiring. There seems to be some kind of an issue with either mostly women, or nothing but men out in the parking lot, and that’s not right. Also I deal with an Aaron who might spell his name with an E. The Frito Man is here. I find a fun-crime partner to do parking lot illegal activity. It may or may not involve raw weed. When is taco night?? And I have a dog to return. And some more stuff probably that I didn’t write down. I hope you still love me.

This weeks show contains (at minumum): shoe cleaning. asian treatment. canadian treatment. poor treatment. Hose hookups. Dog retrevials. Lowe’s Hotels. Labeling Holes. Toilet Dice. Reporting crimes to different businesses. Putting hands where the feet go. Oh and there’s basically a advertisment for Panera bread in there too. I left it because I didn’t call any paneras this week. Not because I didn’t notice until I was done with all the other editing. If you live close, you should go get a bread bowl there.

Uh oh. Bad news. I did such a grood jorb listening to my own show last week that I did a bad job this week. So… I hope it’s good? There’s probably a lot of calls about spiders. There’s been a lot of those lately, so it’s a safe bet. I might get to it eventually. But don’t count on it. Oh also, if you’re at the I LOVE YOU!!! support level and I have your address in Patreon, check your mailbox soon maybe. Don’t get too excited. It’s nothing cool. Just some nonsense.

Wow. I actually listen to every call. Because there’s less of them, because on a count of it being to the last call being almost an hour’s long before I edited it. It’s still over a half hour. It’s about riding an elevator, ON DRUGS. So, here’s the tracks in order and the calls other persons did is indicated. I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU also like always.

This show was mostly spiders. It was really fun though. So I hope it’s funny. I never know. I just keep making the calls. Topics include: Grocery Spiders. So many grocery spiders. In a good way. Easy Jobs. Pineapple skins. Employee Blunt. The Smart Person. Drug Screening re: Spiders.

Fun fact: a good portion of the snapple facts are not true. This show contains Hotel smell. hotel expiration. Hotel eviction. squatter punching. Arby’s odor. food expiration. hotdog trial program. something good. Sesame Connection. pants expiration. ground water. lemonade. sobriety test. purchased goods expiration. Street Numbers. Sexual Time. room 215, adult time stuff. Bathroom smells. fake number. Box Check. Sister Scare Hotel.

without drink. Reservations. punch policy. Water products. Customer overtime. Which way does the driveway go? Low butts. gas stains. getting Registered. eelin’. Put it underneath. drive illegally. Friday 13th (Scare my sister). left handed pump OR right handed drive. My Enemies. phone bill. Safe Area from my girlfriend trying to hit me with her car. Raccoon’s Cashews. Last Day Tickle.

this show was listened to by me already! good job me. It contains; Pants Stain. I’m emotional. Far away, but the same. Same as Omaha. quick pee. a different Arby’s. Arby’s bathroom. Hold my stuff. hold my beer. Hold my Keys. Sobriety Check. Drive thru instructions w/ wasted- 9 minutes. Motorcycle Drive-thru. motorcycle lessons. Pants Cleaning. Kbbles debut! Wash her hands!! Wash My hands, a lot.

Hey i listened to this one. I still didn’t do anything with 79. I have failed you. This show contains, well, basically every call is about a blind spot. Bathroom water filter. Nothing scary. blind spot. Shattering windows. shattering windshield. Blind spot Glass (the wasp distraction). Indoor blind spots. quick question: real glass? What are you typing? taking notes. Found a cat. blind spot concussion. graham crackers. operator agent b/w loud children

Ok so here’s the deal. I didn’t get to listen to this one before uploading, but I did get it uploaded ‘on time’. I INTEND to listen to it tomorrow, and replace this text with my bare-bones description of the calls, but you don’t get to be mad at me if I never do it. I probably will though. But, like, legally, you’re not allowed to be mad. It’s the law.

This was fun. Good calls. INCLUDING: Magicians Allowed. (NOT) Mike Maione The Silly Magician. Checkout Procedures. Marriage Proof. Dollar store drugs. Single Proof. Dollar store register. Window Exit. Window procedure. Hotel Hints. Hotel Procedures. Magician Policies. Broken Leg. Defibrillator. Third Degree Burns. Small Concussion. Parking Policies. Thieving employees. Run Away. Cut Off Toe. Sheet Instructions. Angry Sheet Instructions. Bachelors Magician. Situation with the parkings procedure. Things I Tried. Hotel Bathroom Candy Concussion.

What’s good for the goose is as good for ganders as well. This show contained prank telephone calls. Some of the topics include (but are not limited to): diarrhea symptoms. Edible Items. Light Duties. Apology Opportunities. The person with the piercings. Inappropriate comments. What is theft?? Bathroom Candy. Stick Shift. etc

This show starts off REALLY slow for me. Wasted did pretty damn good from the start. The end is worth it though. Some calls may include: Inside/Outside carts. 1 or 2 drivethru windows. Cash or Credit. Providing identification to Dollar General. Filing a bunch of false police reports, and maybe getting trespassed for real. And WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Adopt a cat?

We start with a handfull of pretty much entirely failed calls. Icecream Mans. Parkinglot Meeting. Manager Secrets. Secret Message. Do you have honor? Middle finger FREE SPEECH!!! Have a talk with wasted’s friend. Juvenile Raccoon. Diggin holes. Hit a raccoon. Dead raccoon, blood everywhere, double trashbag. Dont get my raccoon in trouble, many times, maybe the raccoon is dead? Dumpster Painting. Raccoon Funeral, a racooneral. Car crashes! Lie to my mom. Re-creational marijuana. Being required to go to the desk. More raccoon trouble. Corn and Potatoe.