CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Join me on this episode of CORNDOWN as I dive into a series of intriguing calls with my cohosts. We’ll discuss everything from replacement keys to the sectional sofa, and even uncover some juicy rumors along the way. Tune in to hear about animal identification crises, prize closets, and the unexpected adventures of kicking squirrels. Plus, we’ll explore the fascinating world of mouse and raccoon births. Don’t miss out on these captivating conversations and hilarious anecdotes on this episode of CORNDOWN. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com    

Join me, your host, as I delve into the weird and wonderful world of CORNDOWN. In this episode, we explore the dark corners of Reddit with wastedmemory, discussing some truly bad stuff. We also tackle the age-old question of what would happen if I lost my keys, and dive into the art of journaling. With SPLink and snappy bakes, we explore the fascinating topic of Narcan Spray, and even touch on the bizarre phenomenon of shit in a bag. From drive-thru mishaps to bathroom adventures, this episode is packed with hilarious and thought-provoking conversations. Tune in to CORNDOWN and prepare for a wild ride! This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com  

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I embark on a series of engaging conversations with my cohost wastedmemory. We explore a wide range of topics, starting with wastedmemory’s fascination with old coins and his personal experiences with fire extinguishers. We delve into the significance of fire safety and discuss the potential dangers of wild berries. The conversation takes an intriguing turn as we delve into the world of gas training, exploring its various aspects and implications. Along the way, we touch on style points, the HBIC (Head B**** in Charge), and the peculiar incident of wet hair. Join us for an episode filled with captivating stories and thought-provoking discussions. oops this episode was saved as a draft and never published. why didn’t anyone complain? Enjoy. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com  

Join me and wastedmemory on an episode of CORNDOWN that unravels a tapestry of intriguing calls and thought-provoking conversations. Explore the enigmatic world of drug money and the complex dynamics of brand loyalty. Listen as we reflect on the challenges and mysteries of old age, contemplating the profound journeys of individuals nearing the end of their lives. We also touch on topics like wish kids, phone games, and the intriguing contents of our pockets. Prepare for captivating discussions that challenge perspectives and ignite curiosity. Don’t miss this episode as we delve into the depths of human experience, accompanied by wastedmemory’s insightful perspectives. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Embark on an enthralling adventure as I guide you through the captivating episodes of CORNDOWN. Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we explore the peculiar contents of inventories, immerse ourselves in the whimsical realm of comic chaos, navigate through mishaps in hotels and pest control, and indulge in lively conversations about the world of coffee and condiments. Discover the unexpected, from peculiar melons and intriguing mouth sensations to a variety of burger concoctions and peculiar encounters with bugs. This podcast promises a delightful mix of curiosity, humor, and unexpected discoveries that will leave you eagerly anticipating the next episode. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com  

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join me on CORNDOWN, where we dive into hilarious and relatable everyday experiences. In this episode, I’m joined by wastedmemory, snappybakes, and Lux for some entertaining calls. We explore the mystery of wet shoes, the curious world of bathroom employees, and the fascinating differences between work slacks and kids slacks. Plus, wastedmemory shares his unique perspectives on topics like a whole corn, a whole potato, and even a whole brick. You won’t want to miss Dog Lettuce’s inspiring journey to quit smoking or our discussion on finding a pepper spray alternative. Tune in for these conversations and more as we unravel the quirks of everyday life. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Join me on an insightful journey as we delve into the quirks and challenges of everyday life. In candid calls with my cohosts wastedmemory, ROBIN, snappybakes, and Lux, we explore topics like finding the perfect place to empty your stomach, surviving uncomfortable conversations, and the art of sobering up. Along the way, we encounter shocking situations, discuss adult modes, and unravel the mysteries of what happens at 3. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere !

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU! If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! I’m new at doing the full edits, so I hope to get better at these descriptions. For now, just know the show contains at minimum the following: Whats 99c, (wastedmemory) 99c Cost, Drive-thru Poison, (wastedmemory) drive-thru poison, Bad Feeling Burger, Food Weapon, (wastedmemory) Wendy’s Smell, Wendy’s Smell, Wendy’s Smell II, (wastedmemory) 99c Cost II, The 99c Cost, (wastedmemory) Food Weapon, Drive-Thru Poison II, (wastedmemory) Secret Order, Food Weapon II, Quadrant System, (wastedmemory) Lacking Energy Weakness, Hotel Sickness, (wastedmemory) Food Throwing, The Blame, (Lux) Trustworthiness, Trustworthiness, (wastedmemory) Hose Nozzle, Bad Feeling Room, (snappybakes) Disturbing Definition, Distributing Definition, (Dog Lettuce) Doing Extra, Police To-Go, (wastedmemory) Park There, Little 99c Shampoo, (wastedmemory) Food Weapon II, Feeling Scared.

OH MAN. This is the first proper long-format edit of a CORNDOWN show. Expect these in the future. Consider all the old shows an archive, and the podcast proper starts at 171 i guess. I technically could go back and edit this way to at least 100, but I don’t want to. So enjoy! And if you like what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere . Listen live Fridays 7PM ET, on https://www.rogueserver.com/dragonmere (and soon on Corndown.com?) plug https://listen.rogueserver.com/dragonmere.mp3 into pretty much any media player. Join the show, download mumble and point it to mumble.corndown.com This show contains: Room Numbers List, (wastedmemory) Room numbers, (wastedmemory) Registering, Chemical Rag (the housemen), (wastedmemory) Many Rooms, (wastedmemory) Guest Names, Stop noticing, (wastedmemory) Fake Names, Guest Voting, Disregard the possum, Cut the opossums, (wastedmemory) Opossum, MagiCall Quest, (wastedmemory) Blame, (SnappyBakes) Supervisor, Made Fresh, (Dog Lettuce) Booger Biscuits, Grease eyes, (wastedmemory) Lawyer names, (SnappyBakes) IHOP quest, (Bread ) rude staff, Skin Syrup, (Lux) drink toppin, Drink Toppings

Nearest register, Employee breaks, Wasted outside smoking, Family time, Wastedmemory suspicious smell, Killer bees, Wastedmemory safe meetup, Cocaine responsibility, Wastedmemory which drugs, Apples as medicine, Wastedmemory loan payment, What substances, Employee breaks ii cigarettes, Wastedmemory contact situation, Urinal cakes, Wastedmemory the flames, Whopper keys, Standing area, Arby’s and burger king, Wastedmemory child safety rating, Dog lettuce the dog van , Wastedmemory child safety rating ii, Snappy child safety, Pregnancy test, Wastedmemory toilet foot , Toilet foot, Dog lettuce toilet foot, Toilet foot ii, Snappy toilet foot, Urinal cakes ii

This show contains the following calls and more! Face Description, Quitting permission, Baby fears, Bird Mistake, Cheese Person (bad day), Children’s safety area, Fermented beer, Underage shoppers, Heavy carts, Heavy trash, Parking Placards or Management Vampires, Burger basher, Too Cute, Missed call. Thank you for checking out the show! Check me and wastedmemory out live every Tuesday and Friday at 7PM ET over on https://www.rogueserver.com/ If you like what you hear please consider donating at http://www.patreon.com/dragonmere . Thank you and I love you!

Lazy Managers, Wingman (HALF HOUR CALL!!), Bad apple, Burger Dealership, Close my Tab, Cool Shirt, BBQ Sauce, Parking break, Found onion, Going Serverless, Dying cat.

Wet Room, Disabled Motorcycle, Asshole Parking, Parking Bill, Grass Parking, The Incline, Filetype Extensions, Gettin a Trespass, Childrens Adhesives, Private Line, Calling 911, Tow my Car, Self Suspicious

Quiet Time, Wakeup Calls, Door Locks, Key Card Credit, Guest Offender, Hurt Feelings Problem, Aggressive Customer, Mans Pants Pockets, Strange Customer, Runaway Adult Children

In The Trunk, Entered To Win, Won’t hang up, Lost hearing aid, Coffee pre-order, Throw up, Giving feedback, Sandwich responsibility, One minute

Broken Window’s, Imaginary Problem’s, Brown Gatorade, Sober Driver, Hand Touching’s, Urine Fees, Potassium Source, Division of Hotel and State, Fish Friday, Aisle Three Poop’s, Machine Reset’s, Easter Pregnants, Urined Food’s

Toilet water, Ivy allergy, Room online, Room activation, Off script, Recycle phone, Marlbarrow 100s, Baby accident, Baby puncher, Animal not kid accident, Coin pills, Serial numbers

what happens then, found a toe, not 4/20, lost a toe, access code, pizza hat, etc

Dog Towel’s, Cop Sex, Weird Kiss, Feet Burger, Entrance Pointing, Drunk Drive-Thru, Bible Eater, Alarm Permission, I Got Your Nose, Drunk Crying, Start Smoking, Sleep Sample’s, Group Toilets, Shoe Toss

Shoe Ducts, Call the Polices, Liars, Key Duct, Smoke Alarms, Text Message, Pregnant Message, Pregnancy Guest, Medium Hotel, Self Punching, Speaking French, Premium Channels, Car Sleeping, Not Evil, Hotel Hand Washing, Hotel Basement, French Apology

A Hotel with No Elevator, Hard Word Floor, Weird Edibles, Whose Card, Toilet Hands, Room Soup, Stalker Help, Tell the Police, WD50 Oil, Full Nude, Spilt Water, Broken Key, Lamp Fee

Computer Disc, Less Steps, Staying Longer, Irish Coffee Dog, Government Format, Splash Guard, Government Money, Selling Stamps, Dog List, Untied Shoe, Punching Friends, Fake Animal Fee, Dog Bees, Partial Pet Fee

Obscene Plate, Sour Candy, Doing Motorcycles, Dog Adoption, Dr Rug, Bathroom Cleaners, Extension Cord, Poppin Fuses, Bring my WiFi, Sleep Watcher, Saying the B Word, Car Auditor, Cheddar Cats, Arbys Lettuce, Bring my WiFi II, Cronkleberries holy shit I mostly automated this description. this is going to save me dozens of minutes. dozens.

Missing birds, microwave door, dog posters, cat posters, bird posters, the dog is dead i dont know why we’re putting up posters, magazine subscriptions, room grease, room address, gatorade lids, culling birds, bad tows.

shopping warnings, scotty warnings, guest warnings, forgotten room numbers, crying, gatorade lid, vs the bed, wrong mom, safe soap,dad drop off, needing stitches, yelling at sandwiches, crying, lost shoes.

What was I thinking? 3 hours of calls about girlfriends and gummmmmmmmmmmm. Girlfriends, clear a path, gum policy, low butt, phone password, small face, lobby pose, webcam hacking.

Fly Tracking, Toilet Lifting, Too Many Wires, Valet Scuffle, Unpleasant Kidnapping, Hall Sounds, Money Period, Infant Puncher, Free Stuff, Free Drink Coolers, Cart Time, Hit by a Car, Dream Punches.

Hiding Policy, Digital Keys, Desk Length, Schematics, Beekeepers Husbands, Re-Cheesing, Loaner Car, Cheese Storage.

CAUTION! Contains: Odd/Even, Odd Rooms, Not Profitable, Bargaining, Bread. That’s a pretty lazy description… but what, exactly, are you going to do about it? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Last Week’s Today’s show contains’d; Stranger (be careful), washing hands order, some help with a bad relationship, cart elevators, bong setups, fees for death or something, late shopping and locked doors, and help getting a cart. COOL

Bong help, christmas rules, tip refusal, fifteen cars damaged, ten cars kick’d, psychopath vaccuuming, pre-masturbation, smells like crack.

getting caught up so i’ll be brief chopping down doors, tinted feces, gift exchange, frozen items, five managers, getting kids drunk, getting room numbers, finding love in rooms, taking rooms over, little christmas boy, five keys, room painting, emergency contact, christmas card fee.

Shave off eyebrows. Move the honda. Two wrappers. also featuring a new dog, a bad decisions bug, a less comfortable bed, and the best place to hurt myself

ok keep calm. I’m going to try to match the tone i was using when I wrote these descriptions. But i messed up. i never uploaded this one to patreon, or anywhere else other than mixlr.com/dragonmere/recordings. Please don’t tell the babysitter, cause she’ll tell mom and dad and we both know it.

This show is mostly about competitor coupons, a little bit about elevators. There was no corndown last week on account of my daughter, so here’s just my calls from my show of pranksgiving. the entire unedited shoe is on my prankcast showreel. and wasted made his own calls so I dont have source other than the full show for his.

Dental legal advice, Gwen Stefani, weed smells, employee lunches, noodle legs, ham & turkey discount, cash payment, triscuit materials, noodle legs, jason and scott. Sorry for being brief, I’m getting caught up. But i’ll probably fail. but hey at least the live calls never stop!

Veterans Day. It was veterans day. 99% of the calls are veterans day themed, obviously. Highlights include Veteran Placement, Veteran Leaves, Veteran Sectional Sofas, and we also dive into such topics as liquids, and disabled trailers. I promise it’s way better than it sounds.

WARNING: SHOW MAY CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING Home security, car washing threats, bike racks, catching feelings, voter intimidation, sexual harassment dear, how to vote, kicking out non-voters because our forefathers came to this nation in order to give our descendants the right to deny service to any person at any time for any reason, and your rights on The Public’s Publix’s Property.

VS the bed, what the bed wants, more eating spaghetti, Jimmyjohn’s sells subway subs now?, when I go I go, ALMOST bit, Tamper Candy, Accidental haircut, & Halloween calls; The rules, TP’d, Egg’d, room punk’d. Good fun show. I love you.

Paranoia, TikTok Challenges (perry punch and firedodgeball), Billing Plans, Menu turning, denying service to my girlfriend, nice talker, one where i forget the premise for like five minutes then remember it, hotel trick or treating, hotboxing children, baiting, and eating spaghetti

this show contains at least; Fridge heater, late goodbye, help saying goodbye (based on race??), Google Barrel, glass in my wings, glass in my hotsauce, which pockets, waiting for glass to be good, lasertag no show, under hotel orders, and cheeto dust. Man i’ve been really bad at doing these descriptions and also bad at uploading to youtube. the important part is the live pranks never stop. ill figure the rest out later. I love you thank you for your support. i promise i’ll never stop as long as you keep paying me to do this.

No time for q&a session Ive got shit to do before the show tonight. this audio file contains; Same Pants, No undershirt, Tamper Candy, more Pants, Let it Slide-or-Counting on You-or-Free Tide, even more pants, rax roast beef sauce, jury duty receipt, drive thru references and reference checks, gas references, squirrel edibles, morality clause, customer theft, and gettin caught, plus more. Enjoy I love you.

oh. this was a good show. I had no memory of it. but i enjoyed taking the notes: Squirrel edibles, Employee Fight, Hotel Spaghetti for lunch, Employee meetings, getting gas for other guests, community policing (everything is cool), a quick nows not the time, and fighting guests. ENJOY. I LOVE YOU GOD DAMMIT

This show had check-out time, legal help from the front desk, getting persmission from the front desk to strong arm rob someone who owes you moneys. not wanting to pay a guest back. seeing if Ive been kidnapped. bat fees, places to cry, hacking webcams, too much TP (its a waste), hotel lunch and staff secrets.

OK finally getting caught up. thanks for being patient. I reviewd this show like a week ago so I don’t really know what my call notes mean. I guess this show had 3 wishes, milk substitutes, bait only, bags of ants, talking shit, condoms erections and theiving intent, a rude hangup man, earthquake preparedness, smooth surfaces ranch drains and the good old AOL man.

It’s ONE WEEK UNTIL THE MEETUP IN AKRON CANTON CLEVELAND! That means no corndown next friday but i’ll try to make it up. Hit me up if you’re coming to the meetup! This show was mainly two things; Animals with human issues(Ant dispute, lost pigeon, raccoon appetite, dog oaths, broke cats, bullied squirrels) and underage drinking (drinking in the room, old enough to fuck, hitting drunk girls for sex). Also suspicious people in the parking lot who are probably just minding their own business.

hope to be seeing you in CLEVELAND AKRON CANTON area in a couple weeks! Sept 16-17-18! A also, no show on the 16th, but i might be able to make up for it Not much to say about this one other than HICKEY. It’s good though. At least I thought so.

the cleveland meetup is nearly upon us. you probably aren’t going, but if you are, i’ll shake your hand (once only). This show had insurance mans, being late to work 173 times, clove cigarette confusions, jackwires, guitar centers, Jeff Nye vs Beakerman in volcano science, first fucks, and some other things that were even less funny. I love you.

Splash zone, AOL man masturbating, Hotdog Fingers, Various Ghost issues. Lost n Found Vitamins. Etc. Sorry. Im running late no time for a good episode description.

CLEVELAND AREA MEETUP SEPT 16 17 18 I LOVE YOU Animal Homicide investigations, including bird murders, and violent bus drivers. Burried animals, alcoholic drinks when they aren’t expected (these were fun), interlock in the parking lot, more bird murders beak missing beak, and some muscling in to rooms.