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The CORNDOWN pt 220: with Bruce Willis as Malcolm Crowe

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the quirks of also working for McDonald’s while tackling everything from attitude checks to bewildering situations involving mummies. SPLink and snappy bakes join us as we dive into dumpster escapades and unexpected repo parking dilemmas. We also find ourselves posting baby pictures and slipping on coconut oil, with special appearances from BreadSandwich, Matthew4, akspa, and BeepYeep. Whether it’s searching for the mayor or dealing with 3D printing, the episode is full of laughs and surprises. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! powered by rogueserver.com

May 31, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 219: with Rob Bottin as Giant White Mouse

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into the chaos of hotel life, tackling everything from room key mix-ups to unexpected encounters with jelly and jam. We navigate through bizarre situations like dealing with a gas station hypnotist and running AI on people, while also addressing more routine issues like checking license plates and handling written bathroom complaints. With guest hosts like snappy bakes, SPLink, SirSeatSitter, and Lux joining the fun, we keep things lively and unpredictable. Whether we’re trapped in dumpsters or sorting out psychedelic experiences, it’s always an adventure. oops this episode was saved as a draft and never published. why didn’t anyone complain? Enjoy. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! powered by rogueserver.com

May 24, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 218: with David Brown as Todd Gregory

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a series of unexpected challenges, from lost husbands to loose guests wreaking havoc in the hotel. Join us as we navigate through situations involving stolen room keys, surprise encounters with sisters, and even a mysterious bird egg. With each call, we confront the absurdities of hotel life while delving into the complexities of guest interactions and hotel management. Tune in for a mix of humor and insight as we explore the bizarre and sometimes chaotic world behind the front desk. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! powered by rogueserver.com

May 17, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 217: with Ryland Brickson Cole Tews as Jean Kayak

Join me and wastedmemory on CORNDOWN as we tackle some tough questions in this episode. From exploring the difficulties of items that are “stuck out” to navigating the refund of TikTok payments, each call deals with a new challenge. Tune in as we get permission for constant shower usage with SPLink, and even discuss toilet laundry mishaps with Xenorax. With a mix of humor and insight, this episode promises to keep you entertained and engaged from start to finish. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! powered by rogueserver.com

May 10, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 216: with Cuba Gooding Jr. as O.J. Simpson

Join me and wastedmemory on CORNDOWN as we embark on an intriguing journey through life’s unpredictable moments and peculiar encounters. From discussing the distinct smell of shampoo to navigating the highs and lows of 420 celebrations, each call offers a unique perspective on everyday occurrences. Explore topics ranging from solar power dilemmas to the etiquette of filming sex tapes, and even uncover the mystery of banana peels and fruit flies. With unexpected twists at every turn, this episode promises an entertaining blend of humor, insight, and the unexpected. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! powered by rogueserver.com

May 3, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 215: with Orenthal James Simpson as Nordberg

Join me and my cohost wastedmemory on the CORNDOWN podcast for a quirky exploration of life’s absurdities. From mishaps like missing urine to bizarre encounters with arm-related incidents and peculiar jar collections, we delve into the unexpected twists and turns of everyday existence. Tune in as we share anecdotes and insights into the strange and humorous moments that shape our world. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! powered by rogueserver.com

Apr 26, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 214: with William Shatner as Bob Wilson

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join me and wastedmemory on the latest episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle a variety of hotel-related topics, from training new employees to dealing with peculiar guest requests. We delve into the challenges of seating arrangements, explore the boundaries of personal space with “kissing permissions,” and even touch on the unexpected discovery of found items like shoes and keys. Tune in for a mix of humor, storytelling, and the occasional eclipse-related tangent as we navigate the quirks of hotel life. powered by rogueserver.com

Apr 19, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 213: with Christian Slater as Brian Kelly

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on this episode of CORNDOWN as we navigate through a series of unusual situations, from making Sprite with unexpected ingredients to dealing with traceable eggs and toxic lightbulbs. Along the way, we encounter surprising twists like lemonade-flavored Big Macs and mysterious hotel bands, all while exploring the quirky side of everyday life. So tune in for some laughs and offbeat stories as we share our latest adventures. powered by rogueserver.com

Apr 13, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 212: with Christine Cavanaugh as Babe The Pig

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I share bizarre tales from everyday life, from discovering sugar in mouthwash to encountering unexpected bugs in hotel rooms. Joined by snappy bakes and Lux, we delve into the absurdity of situations like unplugged TVs and mysterious mousespiders, offering a humorous take on the quirks of modern living. So tune in as we navigate through strange encounters and odd mishaps, one hilarious story at a time. powered by rogueserver.com

Apr 10, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 211: with Naomi Grossman as Pepper

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of everyday mishaps and challenges, from dealing with an ankle monitor to negotiating a key deal and seeking shade on a hot day. Along the way, we encounter frustrating encounters with towed cars, perplexing interactions with AT&T operators, and amusing anecdotes about renting rooms and cutting bushes. Tune in for a lighthearted exploration of life’s quirks and frustrations. powered by rogueserver.com  

Mar 29, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 210: with Richard Lewis as Richard Lewis

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In the latest CORNDOWN episode, wastedmemory and I explore the chaos of hotel towing mishaps. Explore the hilarity of grease sagas, where slippery situations lead to unexpected outcomes. Brace yourself for the sonic boom adventures, where flat spaghetti and men’s parking zones add to the absurdity. Join the fun as we uncover the mysteries of room robots, with contributions from BreadSandwich, SPLink, Quigly, and Lux. Get ready for a laughter-filled journey through unconventional hotel tales and unexpected twists. powered by rogueserver.com  

Mar 22, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 209: with Mayor McCheese voiced by Howard Morris

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Dive into the latest CORNDOWN episode with wastedmemory and me as we explore the world of hotel antics. Experience the humor in stories like ‘UpsideDown Logo,’ where unexpected twists happen at every turn. From forging and generating peculiar documents to quirky incidents involving McChicken and non-payment escapades, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughter. Join us in the absurdity of ‘The Food Killed Them’ series and partying with Carson. With contributions from Lux and SPLink, this episode promises a hilariously unconventional journey through the peculiar world of hotels and unexpected scenarios. powered by rogueserver.com  

Mar 15, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 208: with Martin Freeman as Met Sergeant

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me for a new CORNDOWN episode, where we explore everyday situations with a humorous twist. Dive into the humor of “No Smoking” rules as we navigate copyright issues and face challenges like Coke composition. Laugh along with us as we tackle Subway music licensing, discuss the link between crumbs and flirting, and prank our way through animal emergency services. With contributions from BreadSandwich and snappy bakes, this episode promises simple, everyday humor. Tune in for a lighthearted journey through the world of phone calls and unexpected rule twists. powered by rogueserver.com  

Mar 8, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 207: with Brett Butler as Grace Kelly

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me for a laugh-out-loud journey in this episode of CORNDOWN. We kick off with the challenges of the third floor, encounter the unmistakable smell of cat pee, and explore the quirky world of portable toilets. Along the way, we navigate open loading docks, entertain bored employees, and face the amusing twists of getting a pat down. With contributions from SPLink and more, this episode promises a mix of laughter and unexpected moments. Tune in for a delightful exploration of vinegar on plants, hotel jousting, and the entertaining tales that make each call a uniquely amusing experience. powered by rogueserver.com

Mar 1, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 206: with Quinn Friedmann as Officer Warburton

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a hilarious adventure in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle the quirky world of missing wheels, borrowed transmissions, and the unexpected chaos of elevator nosebleeds. Get ready for the laughs as we explore emergency stop buttons, fire alarm pranks, and the amusing consequences of slightly teleporting. With contributions from SPLink, Lux, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and surprising turns. Tune in for a delightful exploration of found keys, fake wrestling holes, and the offbeat tales that make each call a uniquely entertaining experience. powered by rogueserver.com

Feb 23, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 205: with Laurel Near as The Lady in The Radiator

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a humorous and quirky journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle calculator conundrums, room descriptions, and the antics of Brian Style. Join us as we encounter friendly squirrels, chicken orders in Kosovo, and the peculiar art of making soup in bed. With contributions from SPLink, BoJack, IceCat, Edmund, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of found keys, bad-smelling food, and the unique tales that make each call a memorable and entertaining experience. powered by rogueserver.com

Feb 16, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 204: with Anthony Heald as Vice Principal Scott Guber

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a poolside adventure with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we dive into the intricacies of QR codes, pool boys, and atmospheric pressure arguments. Join us as we navigate the challenges of high water pressure, bathroom attendants, and the sound business plan behind it all. With contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, BoJack, Devon Anustart, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of found keys, illegal room gambling, and the curious tales that make each call a unique and entertaining experience. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Feb 9, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 203: with Laurence Fishburne as Cowboy Curtis

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! It’s time for an unconventional journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore a series of peculiar calls that range from bone fragments and leftover bones to the unexpected discovery of illegal substances. Dive into the curious world of parking lot car washing, speech insurance, and the enigmatic concept of a “toilet baby.” With creative contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, and Akspa, this episode promises a blend of humor and absurdity. Tune in for a delightful exploration of the unexpected moments that make each call a unique and entertaining experience. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Feb 2, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 202: with Elias Koteas as Casey Jones

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a journey through a series of quirky calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. We explore the mysteries of women’s toilet paper, decode alarm clock instructions, and even encounter the enigma of the mode button. Dive into the humorous tales of room checks, air fresheners, and the art of finding car keys. With contributions from BoJack, Devon Anustart, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of hotel escapades, spite tows, and the peculiarities of borrowing hoses. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Jan 26, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 201: with Louis C.K. as Dave Sanderson

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a comedic journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we unravel a series of amusing calls that range from the absurdity of free kids to the complexities of fake relationships. Join us in exploring the chaos of bringing the whole family, navigating employee rumors, and the peculiar world of wallet rewards. With contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, Lux, and more, this episode promises a mix of laughter and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of being on TV, blimps, close physical contacts, and the humorous escapades that make each call a unique adventure. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Jan 19, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 200: with Matt Chapman as Strongbad

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I embark on a series of hilarious escapades, from cartboy kidnapping and wrong locations to slam dunks in unexpected places. Join us as we navigate the oddities of taking home a cart, jamming out in bathrooms, and the unique challenges of eating in parking lots. With contributions from snappy bakes and SPLink, this episode promises a mix of laughter and absurdity. Tune in for a delightful journey through the misadventures of wrong Arby’s locations, employee showers, and the unexpected twists that make each call a humorous surprise. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Jan 12, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 199: with Billy Bob Thornton as Willie Soke

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the art of giving boosts and delve into the peculiar world of dog breeds and looking like a dog. Join us as we navigate missing mailboxes, festive encounters with Santa, and creative attempts to reach windows with chairs. With contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, Jimmy Deans, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and imaginative exploration. Tune in for a quirky journey through sandwich adventures, interrupted moments, and the unexpected surprises of everyday life. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Jan 5, 20240

The Mostly Unedited ’23-’24 New Year’s Special (feat. Dwight the Janitor)

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! This is the majority of the New Years special show wastedmemory and I did 12/23-1/24. Special thanks to Dwight for collaborating with us. We recorded for 7 1/2 hours. Most of it is here. Expect empty rings and hold music. Sorry. Dwight will have a more edited version produced at some point, i think. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Jan 2, 20240

The CORNDOWN pt 198: with Christopher Lloyd as Judge Doom

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a tech-infused journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, as we explore the intricacies of floor updates, police late passes, and backend changes. Discover the challenges of being stuck in various places, from bags to trash cans, and even desks. Join us in navigating the amusing world of WiFi porn, mustache thieves, and Christmas services. With contributions from SPLink, BoJack, Matthew4, JimmyDeans Guy, Akspa, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and the imaginative minds behind these unique and tech-savvy conversations. Tune in for a quirky exploration of the unexpected moments in everyday life. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Dec 29, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 197: with Glenn Howerton as Don Chumph

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a wild ride in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore the chaos of parking lot parades, navigate the complexities of crazy ex-girlfriends, and even face the challenge of throwing squirrels. Delve into the unexpected world of public drinking, buying customers’ cars, and the familiar sound of the Arby’s bell. With contributions from snappy bakes, CrieFaux, SPLink, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor, unpredictability, and the creative minds behind these unique conversations. Tune in for an entertaining journey through the strange and amusing moments of everyday life. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Dec 22, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 196: with Mel Tormé as The Velvet Fog

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a cheesy escapade in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore the art of making cheese and the curious world of computer-related mishaps. Delve into the whimsical realm of ingredient permissions, check-up calls, and the mysterious taste of bathroom water. With contributions from BreadSandwich, SPLink, Lux, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and peculiarities. Tune in for a journey through the unexpected twists and turns of making cheese and navigating the intricacies of computer errors. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Dec 15, 20230

PRANKSGIVING ’23 w/ dragonmere & wastedmemory

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a flavorful adventure with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, as we explore an array of calls ranging from the peculiarities of Buicks to the mysteries of good burgers. Join us in unraveling the weird drive-thru and room noises, and discover the unique world of mayonnaise kids. With contributions from Lux and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and creativity. Tune in for a mouthwatering exploration of oddities that will leave you both entertained and curious. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Dec 8, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 195: with John Candy as Del Griffith

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Take a ride with wastedmemory and me as we navigate a series of intriguing calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. From rain discounts and gas machines to the curious world of returning stolen merchandise and digital scales, each call unveils a different facet of life’s peculiarities. Join us for a journey through all-you-can-eat thirty dollar specials and found keys. With contributions from snappy bakes, BoJack, Lux, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and the creative minds behind these diverse and unexpected conversations. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Dec 1, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 194: with Les Lye as Ross Ewich

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a peculiar journey through a series of calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. From the oddity of using hands and feet to the mystery of being inside walls, each call unravels a different layer of life’s eccentricities. Explore the bizarre world of hotel room taping, missing parties, and fake businesses. With contributions from Lux, snappy bakes, SPLink, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor, intrigue, and the creative minds behind these unusual conversations. Tune in for a unique blend of stories that will keep you entertained from start to finish. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Nov 25, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 193: with Jason Segel as “Hardcore” Mike

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, join wastedmemory and me as we explore a unique assortment of calls that navigate the realms of everyday challenges and unexpected scenarios. From quirky complaints and torpedoes to the curious world of hard water and feces remover, each call unveils a different facet of life’s oddities. Dive into the world of emergency pees, room checks, and the mystery of found cars, with contributions from snappy bakes, Matthew, IceCat, SPLink, and more. Tune in for a blend of humor, intrigue, and the imaginative minds behind these diverse and unexpected conversations. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Nov 17, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 192: with Nestor Carbonell as Batmanuel

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on an eerie and humorous journey through a spooktacular episode of CORNDOWN. We unravel a chilling array of calls, from bloody costumes and spooky paperwork to strange encounters with 411. Explore a world of absurd notifications, unexpected accidents, and employment questions. With contributions from RBCP, BreadSandwich, Icecat, SPLink, and more, this episode promises to keep you entertained and on the edge of your seat. Tune in for a blend of laughter, shock, and the creative minds behind these hair-raising conversations. brought to you by rogueserver.com  

Nov 10, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 191: with David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I delve into a curious collection of calls that range from confrontational moments to peculiar requests. Join us as we explore the world of unusual measurements, hilarious encounters with Paw Patrol, and the struggles of navigating dining experiences. With contributions from Wingless and snappy bakes, this episode promises an entertaining journey into the imaginative minds behind these unique conversations. Tune in for a blend of humor and absurdity that will keep you engaged from start to finish. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Nov 3, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 190: with Hulk Hogan as Shep Ramsey

Embark on an intriguing journey as wastedmemory and I explore a tapestry of calls that range from the surreal to the absurd in this episode of CORNDOWN. We delve into the intricacies of life’s peculiarities, from measuring the unconventional to addressing employees in a quirky manner. Dive deep into the oddity of hands-on experiences in parking lots, bathrooms, and even toilets. With contributions from BreadSandwich, Lux, and a host of others, this episode promises an entertaining exploration of the unexpected. Join us for an engaging look into the creative minds behind these unique conversations. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Oct 27, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 189: with Marc Steven Bell as Marky Ramone

Prepare for a whimsical rollercoaster of calls in this episode of CORNDOWN, as wastedmemory and I journey through a maze of quirky conversations. From Chuck E Cheese-style antics to peculiar pizza and hotel feelings, each call reveals a fresh layer of humor and intrigue. Join us as we navigate through a hilarious drive-thru breakdown, delve into the Halloween rules, and even embark on a bilingual adventure with car ding numbers. With contributions from Devon Anustart and snappy bakes, this episode promises laughter, surprises, and unexpected twists. Tune in for an entertaining exploration of the imaginative minds behind these amusing conversations. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Oct 20, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 188: with Charles Augins as Queeg

Embark on a fascinating auditory odyssey in this episode of CORNDOWN, where not-wastedmemory and I unravel an eclectic mix of calls. From the comical chaos of fake heart attacks to the curious world of folded napkins, each call unveils a unique narrative. Join us as we explore McDonald’s deals, library noises, and the perplexing concept of a whole onion. With contributions from Lux, BoJack, BreadSandwich, and snappy bakes, this episode weaves a tapestry of humor, curiosity, and unexpected twists. Tune in for a captivating glimpse into the imaginative minds behind these intriguing conversations. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Oct 18, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 187: with Earl Boen as Dr. Peter Silberman

Dive into a captivating auditory adventure on this episode of CORNDOWN, where I take you on a whirlwind tour of intriguing calls with my cohost, SPLink. Explore a collection of unique calls that delve into the quirks of life. From quirky musings to intriguing sounds, we delve into the whimsical world of sound and storytelling. Join us as we uncover the mysteries behind each call, including 911 test calls, personal reflections, and even unexpected encounters. Tune in for an exploration of creativity and storytelling in this fascinating auditory journey. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Oct 13, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 186: with Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands

Join me and wastedmemory on the latest episode of CORNDOWN as we journey through a series of calls that range from amusing to thought-provoking. From meatball mishaps to ice-related incidents, we tackle everyday scenarios with a humorous twist. Dive into the Platonic Hotel for a dose of laughter, and explore topics like room privacy and the eternal question of where to put your shoes. Special guests, including Lux and BoJack offer their unique takes on subjects like getting too high and dealing with unwanted orders. Tune in for a light-hearted exploration of life’s quirky moments and unexpected encounters on CORNDOWN. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Oct 10, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 185: with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hercules (as Arnold Strong ‘Mr. Universe’)

Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another episode of mind-bending calls on CORNDOWN! We start with half of someone else’s and dive into wasted’s perplexing “I Don’t Want It” saga, exploring unexpected twists and turns. Old batteries, shopping chores, and the eternal quest for a place to sleep provide plenty of humor and surprises. You won’t want to miss the frantic man and the peculiar world of smokey flavors and funny sounds. Plus, we have special guests, like Akspa, BreadSandwich and SnappyBakes joining us for intriguing conversations about A1 smells, unwanted phone numbers, and twirling stick men. Whether it’s hotel chores or restroom time, our calls are anything but ordinary. Tune in and prepare for a wild ride through the world of unusual phone conversations and unexpected encounters. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Sep 29, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 184: with Brad Pitt as Joe Black

Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! We start with a hilarious call to Circle K and dive into the world of receipt surveys, uncovering the quirky world of TV coupons. A Giraffe Guy makes an appearance, adding an unexpected twist to our conversations, and we explore the mysterious concept of “Room Glue.” As we navigate through mishaps involving bikes and misspelled signs, we’ll also be joined by snappy bakes and discuss handling misinformation and the challenges of staying in. Laughter ensues as we tackle unexpected situations, including preserving evidence and encounters with a curious key-eater. Tune in for a rollercoaster of calls and stories that will leave you both amused and bewildered. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Sep 15, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 183: with Robert the Tire as Robert

Welcome to another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! Join me and cohosts wastedmemory, Lux, and snappy bakes as we uncover an array of intriguing phone calls. Imagine the mystery behind quiet hotels and delve into the unexpected world of covering doors. Picture puzzling situations involving wrong-sized pants and bad outfits, along with entertaining escapades like broken room numbers. With tales of accountability, houseguests, and creative uses of popsicle sticks, this episode is an exploration of eccentric interactions that you won’t want to miss. Stay tuned for laughter, curiosity, and unexpected twists on CORNDOWN! This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Sep 1, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 182: with Martin Scorsese as Passenger Watching Silhouette

Welcome to a captivating episode of CORNDOWN! In this edition, I’m thrilled to be joined by cohosts wastedmemory, snappy bakes, and Lux as we dive into a medley of unconventional conversations. Picture exploring the strange terrain of texting landlines and delving into the enigmatic persona of the good spirited man with cancer. We’ll share stories of neighborhood mixers gone awry and encounters with baffling situations with condoms that leave us scratching our heads. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter at quirky tales to intrigue as we uncover the mystery behind being held against ones will. With surprises at every turn, this episode promises an engaging journey through a world of bizarre calls that you won’t want to miss on CORNDOWN! This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Aug 25, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 181: with Paul Reubens as Prince Gerhardt Hapsburg

Welcome to a new episode of CORNDOWN! In this installment, I’m joined by some fantastic cohosts for a series of entertaining calls. We’ll dive into the hilarious realm of unwanted pizza mishaps, share anecdotes about intriguing front desk complaints, and even explore the art of getting people arrested. With wastedmemory, Dog Lettuce, and snappy bakes on board, get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, surprises, and some seriously wacky crickets. Don’t miss out on this one! This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Aug 18, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 180: with Zach Woods as Matt Spencer

Welcome to a fresh episode of CORNDOWN! In today’s show, join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we dive into a series of captivating calls. Together, we uncover the mysteries behind misplaced phones and stumble upon unexpected treasures in unlikely places, all the while sharing laughs and insights. Lux, our cohost, joins the conversation to share perspectives on topics ranging from the quirks of nature to the complexities of personal freedoms. Join us as we navigate through humorous anecdotes and thought-provoking dialogues about the everyday occurrences that often go unnoticed. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Aug 11, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 179: with Bob Hoskins as Rock n Roll Manager

Join me on this episode of CORNDOWN as I dive into a series of intriguing calls with my cohosts. We’ll discuss everything from replacement keys to the sectional sofa, and even uncover some juicy rumors along the way. Tune in to hear about animal identification crises, prize closets, and the unexpected adventures of kicking squirrels. Plus, we’ll explore the fascinating world of mouse and raccoon births. Don’t miss out on these captivating conversations and hilarious anecdotes on this episode of CORNDOWN. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com    

Jul 28, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 178: with Noreen Young as Gloria Gopher

Join me, your host, as I delve into the weird and wonderful world of CORNDOWN. In this episode, we explore the dark corners of Reddit with wastedmemory, discussing some truly bad stuff. We also tackle the age-old question of what would happen if I lost my keys, and dive into the art of journaling. With SPLink and snappy bakes, we explore the fascinating topic of Narcan Spray, and even touch on the bizarre phenomenon of shit in a bag. From drive-thru mishaps to bathroom adventures, this episode is packed with hilarious and thought-provoking conversations. Tune in to CORNDOWN and prepare for a wild ride! This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com  

Jul 25, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 177: with Damon Wayans as Homey D. Clown

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I embark on a series of engaging conversations with my cohost wastedmemory. We explore a wide range of topics, starting with wastedmemory’s fascination with old coins and his personal experiences with fire extinguishers. We delve into the significance of fire safety and discuss the potential dangers of wild berries. The conversation takes an intriguing turn as we delve into the world of gas training, exploring its various aspects and implications. Along the way, we touch on style points, the HBIC (Head B**** in Charge), and the peculiar incident of wet hair. Join us for an episode filled with captivating stories and thought-provoking discussions. oops this episode was saved as a draft and never published. why didn’t anyone complain? Enjoy. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com  

Jul 20, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 176: with Matt Doran as Mouse

Join me and wastedmemory on an episode of CORNDOWN that unravels a tapestry of intriguing calls and thought-provoking conversations. Explore the enigmatic world of drug money and the complex dynamics of brand loyalty. Listen as we reflect on the challenges and mysteries of old age, contemplating the profound journeys of individuals nearing the end of their lives. We also touch on topics like wish kids, phone games, and the intriguing contents of our pockets. Prepare for captivating discussions that challenge perspectives and ignite curiosity. Don’t miss this episode as we delve into the depths of human experience, accompanied by wastedmemory’s insightful perspectives. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Jul 13, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 175: with John Harvey as Harvey

Embark on an enthralling adventure as I guide you through the captivating episodes of CORNDOWN. Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we explore the peculiar contents of inventories, immerse ourselves in the whimsical realm of comic chaos, navigate through mishaps in hotels and pest control, and indulge in lively conversations about the world of coffee and condiments. Discover the unexpected, from peculiar melons and intriguing mouth sensations to a variety of burger concoctions and peculiar encounters with bugs. This podcast promises a delightful mix of curiosity, humor, and unexpected discoveries that will leave you eagerly anticipating the next episode. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com  

Jul 6, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 174: with Garret Dillahunt as John Dorie

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join me on CORNDOWN, where we dive into hilarious and relatable everyday experiences. In this episode, I’m joined by wastedmemory, snappybakes, and Lux for some entertaining calls. We explore the mystery of wet shoes, the curious world of bathroom employees, and the fascinating differences between work slacks and kids slacks. Plus, wastedmemory shares his unique perspectives on topics like a whole corn, a whole potato, and even a whole brick. You won’t want to miss Dog Lettuce’s inspiring journey to quit smoking or our discussion on finding a pepper spray alternative. Tune in for these conversations and more as we unravel the quirks of everyday life. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Jun 27, 20230

The CORNDOWN pt 173: with Michael Moschen as David Bowie’s Hands

Join me on an insightful journey as we delve into the quirks and challenges of everyday life. In candid calls with my cohosts wastedmemory, ROBIN, snappybakes, and Lux, we explore topics like finding the perfect place to empty your stomach, surviving uncomfortable conversations, and the art of sobering up. Along the way, we encounter shocking situations, discuss adult modes, and unravel the mysteries of what happens at 3. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere !

Jun 20, 20230