Church of Lazlo Podcasts

*Slimfast went to a wedding this weekend. Lazlo would like to remind you that we've been supporting gay marriage since day one! *That was a hell of a Hail Mary pass last night, but was it the greatest? *Hope you find a way to make the most of life before the world ends in a few days. *Lazlo doesn't always care about true crime, but even he has to admit that this Delphi murder trial is fascinating. *Halloween is only a few days away. Are you scared yet? What if I threw some spiders on your lap? *James Franco says his friendship with Seth Rogen is over. *It's official, the worst national anthem of all time has been awarded. *Why was Lazlo crying like a baby this weekend? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Join us weekdays at 2p cst on twitch and become a part of the show. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

*LeBron and Bronny just make history. *Best Cities for Halloween. How is Kansas City not higher on this list? *Snowcone cries out for help. Lazlo and Slim laugh. *Ted Lasso season 4 with Jason might be close to happening. *Cardi B is sick and tired of people calling CPS to report her. *Elvira and Ariana might be friends. *Is Obama a better rapper than Violent J? *Regrets, do you have a few? Well quit crying about it and move on! *An alien from outer space has done an interview on tv. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please join us weekdays on twitch and be a part of the show. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

*Fist bumps vs make out sessions. Which are more appropriate for a fist introduction? *Lazlo's son's football team won the championship last night but that didn't stop all of us from screaming at the refs. *Tua says he's ready to come back but some people think he should retire. *If you shoot someone in the groin on accident, should you get in any trouble? What if you're a little old lady and you swear it really was an accident? *Tik Tok girl says women should never be asked to split the check. Lazlo really hates this girl. *You're doing things that make you old without even realizing it. *If you pretend to be a security guard, you can be charged with impersonating an officer. How insane is that?? Thanks for listening to the podcast. Remember to join us live each weekday on twitch so you can join in on the conversation. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

*The Chiefs took care of the 49ers...again...of course. *New allegations against Diddy have people talking about J-Lo again. *A chopper hit a tower in Houston and killed four people. *Arnold Palmer should be known for more than just sweet-tea with lemon. *Jay Cutler got arrested for a DUI. *If you steal money from Crime Stoppers, is there really a victim? *Snowcone drinks more White Claws than previously reported.

*Wait...there's still a cat in the garage? *Lazlo's oldest is already looking at colleges. Slimfast thinks he should consider trade school or a job at "The Bee" *People are already voting! Did the media seem a little less obsessed with the election this year, or am I just living in a bubble? *In case you needed another reason to hate Brady, he's now a part owner of the Raiders. *Canceling subscriptions should get easier soon. *Moms really hate artificial food dyes in Fruit Loops. *Turkey legs is ham! *Slimfast says that the best meals he ever ate were in his high school cafeteria. *Speaking of high school cafeterias, is Mexican Pizza racist? *Following in the Hallmark channel's footsteps, Lifetime announced their own Chiefs themed holiday movie for 2024. *Kevin Costner's band released a new single. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Join us live on twitch each weekday at 2pm www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Slimfast gets you caught up on all the news of the day

It's a good day to be a fan of Kansas City sports

*Let's Go Royals! Forget about wild card games, the Royals are in the real playoffs now! Oh, the Rebel City Kitties won too! So, we're all in a great mood today! *Looks like Ballys Sports is officially dropping the Royals. Does this mean Amazon will get the games? *A high school principal in Oklahoma showed up drunk at the fall dance and possibly got a little handsy with students. *People are panic buying toilet paper because of the dock worker strike, but toilet paper is the last thing they should be worried about. *Why are American bombs being dropped on Japanese airports? I thought we were friends. *Garth Brooks is being sued by a sexual assault accuser and her accusations are public and graphic. *What happens when A.I. finds out it's A.I.? It basically sounds like Slimfast having a panic attack on the air. *Pete Rose said in his last interview that he didn't see a need to reinstate him after his death. Lazlo doesn't think he'll have to worry about it. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*The Royals are playing baseball in October and this city is crickets.This is what happens when you make it virtually impossible to watch your team. *Microsoft released an update to their Copilot app for phones and we are now basically living in the movie Her. Her Official Trailer #1 (2013) - Joaquin Phoenix, Scarlett Johansson Movie HD - YouTube *Didn't watch the debate? That's okay, neither did we. *You'll soon be able to have your precious Wi-Fi on your precious airplanes. *Are we now getting too much Travis Kelce? Is there such a thing? *A Texas man spent $4,000.00 on a Taylor Swift autographed guitar so that he could destroy it on stage to make a point. Great. One problem, it wasn't actually autographed by Swift. *A lawyer for Diddy victims says he will go after every company and person who helped Diddy get away with his crimes. He says big celebrity names are soon to come. *The devastation from Helene has left millions without running water, homes, and electricity. It was a horrible situation, but then Logan Paul stepped in... Logan Paul, KSI Send Truckload of Prime Hydration To N.C. For Hurricane Relief (tmz.com) Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Lazlo's rich! The Lions won which is great and all but Lazlo made out like a bandit! *Slim won some money sports betting too but he's not allowed to have it. *What's your favorite simple joy in life? *Jimmy Carter is the first president to turn 100! *Pete Rose passed away. Does this mean his "lifetime" ban will come to an end? *The dock workers are on strike so your Amazon stuff might be late. *Oasis has announced their North American tour dates but what are the odds that they actually make it that long? *The VP debate is tonight!!! *If you were rich, which elite club would you join? *A man took mushrooms and amputated his own penis. *UFOs are real and nobody cares! Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Kareem Hunt was back but Taylor Swift was still missing. Which is the bigger story? *Hurricane Helene left a helluva mess, but how does it stack up to previous storms? *Kris Kristofferson passed away at 89. *Trump's would-be assassin pleaded not guilty but he's going to have a difficult time explaining that note he passed in class. *You can now stay in the Purple Rain house. Lazlo says the Field of Dreams house is cooler though. *A Virginia republican has gone viral for borrowing his friend's family for campaign photos. *Looks like there probably is a tape being shopped of a Diddy freak-off with a high-profile celebrity. *Huge Cans is starting to feel more and more like a reality. *The Hawk Tuah girl is now the third most popular podcaster in America. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*LeBron, Kanye, and Diddy walk into a bar. *You won't believe how early we have to get up in the morning, if we want to keep our jobs. *Rolling Stone's 101 Greatest Soundtracks of All Time *The government says Visa is a monopoly. Isn't that the goal? *Diddy's kids speak out for the first time since his arrest. Another accuser comes forward. *Texas is trying a whole new approach to high school with The OC. No, that OC. *We've all seen the stories in the news. Companies are spending insane amounts of money to own an artist's catalogue. Now we know what they're doing with those investments and it's changing popular music and Hollywood. *Some of the most significant celebrity deaths from each year. Which celebrity passings upset you the most? *The Feds are at your door and they've got a warrant. What do you do? Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*I thought we agreed on Cans. Now you're arguing for Huge Cans? *Here we go again, the debate about Chiefs v Bills is back. *Bernie thinks Ozempic is too damn high! (I can still use that reference, right?) *Earth is welcoming a new moon! Well, Lazlo isn't being very welcoming. *The White Sox are the worst in baseball and the owner is asking for $1 billion. *Lazlo owes an apology to an entire profession. *Jaguar Wright makes explosives claims about Diddy tapes! *The "Tesla of suicide" is facing some backlash. *Never take Lazlo with you to a peep show. *Perry Ferrell's wife says he is seeking help and will persevere. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo