Church of Lazlo Podcasts

*All of our teams won again! *It amazes me that there's a group of adults who dedicate themselves to being mean online. *Everyone is watching the Menendez Brothers miniseries on Netflix. *The Chiefs are still undefeated. *The WNBA playoffs are underway and it's Lazlo wants to discuss. *Amazon asks their workers to work, and people are freaking out. *The Diddy story took a real turn this weekend. Jenifer Lopez on high alert! *Dinner, drinks, and a murder. I mean manslaughter. *Key says his work is too serious Peele. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Just wait til you hear what we get up on this Friday edition. Be sure to listen to the beginning. Oh! And don't skip past the middle or the end either! Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Lazlo's favorite football team looks like they've got what it takes this season! *Are music festivals going extinct? What do artists keep canceling shows? *Iranian backed hackers tried to give the Harris campaign dirt on Trump. *Puff Daddy denied bail...again! *Slimfast is scared Lazlo will make him go see Passion of the Christ 2 on opening day. *Even when you plan ahead, you still can't get away with murdering your spouse. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Vern is on the show! As playoff baseball nears, we wanted to have the most knowledgeable baseball guy in America on to help us get excited. We've been listening to Vern cover the Royals on 610 Sports in Kansas City for years and now you can hear him on 96.5 The Fan in KC. Will the Royals make the playoffs? Is playoff baseball the most exciting thing in pro sports? Do KC sports fans know how spoiled they are? We hope you enjoy our conversation with Vern! Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please, please, please, tell a friend and a stranger about the show. Is there a guest you'd like to hear on a future episode? Contact our world class producer [email protected] and let him know. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! Join us on twitch. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Complain about the show on our subreddit. www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know. Mitra 9! We want to thank our friends at Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com right now and buy yourself some GoPacks (our personal faves) or choose from any of their other awesome products. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. It helps us out and you'll get a healthy discount. Lazlo never does the show without first having his GoPack. Slim enjoys all their stuff and seems to have a Mitra product for every situation and every time of the day. Again, we recommend the GoPacks and we've received more positive feedback from listeners about GoPacks than virtually anything else we've recommended over the years. Again, www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally realized his dream of having his own clothing line! The website just went live and you can place your orders now! Click here PopFly Apparel and stock your closet with the coolest tees you can buy! Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Heartland Roof and Tree. They got it done fast and Slim didn't have to empty out his "sweet used motorcycle" savings account to pay for it. As their name suggest, they do trees and roofs, Got a leaky roof or damage from a storm? Got a tree that's about to fall on your neighbor's roof? Call Marcus right now (816) 522-8660 or shoot him an email at [email protected]. Or if something comes up later and you can't remember their contact info, just get in touch with Slimfast and he'll send them your way. Dick Ray Master Plumbers and HVAC! Thanks to our friends at Dick Ray Master Plumbers for fixing Slim's AC for a sane price that didn't break the bank and probably saved his relationship. They do plumbing and HVAC and Slim 100% vouches for them. You couldn't deal with a group of nicer and more professional guys. Go to their website and give them a call today. Now's the time to have your furnace serviced before you're stuck in the cold and HVAC companies get busy. Dick Ray Master Plumber Heating & Cooling in Overland Park, KS

*How does one "wear the pants" in a relationship? *Lazlo pulled his kids out school and wants to know if he made the right choice. *Snowcone didn't drive four hours to see his son do a five-second (literally) speech at school. Can you believe that deadbeat? *Hurricane v Tornadoes. Only one can be named the champ. *Another day, another life saved by Bon Jovi. *Katy Perry is on her period. *They say life starts to "get real" at 27. *The worst songs of the 80s and the worst case of selling out we've ever heard/seen. *Courts are trying to clear the way to make it legal to bet on US election outcomes. Sweet! *A Michigan man made a fake bomb and put it on his car to avoid reposession. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Why is Slim dressed up like a dork? *I don't know about you, I like to sprinkle a few commas, you know, here and there, just to keep people off my back. *She did it! She finally did it! *It's 9/11 and that means it's time to share some ghost stories. *I like to wait util the debate is over to see if there was anything worth hearing. What's that? Cats? He said she does what? *Prison time for kicking cats seems reasonable to Slim but Lazlo thinks we're being hypocrites. *Happy Gilmore 2! *Being mayor at 19 is hard. *Make your bed, *David Bowie just scored his first number 1 country hit, eight years after he passed away. *The best NFL tailgate cities for ballin' on a budget. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*That Michigan loss was tough for Lazlo but at least he got his house fixed! *Tyreek Hill was cuffed and detained this weekend outside Dolphins stadium. *Update on the Georgia school shooter. *A bathroom fight at school between two teens turned deadly. *Quit locking the public bathrooms! You're gonna get someone killed! *James Earl Jones died today. In other news, James Earl Jones was alive yesterday. *Oh, like you've never got drunk and desecrated a corpse. *We test Lazlo's teen slang skills. *Ten Questions You Should Never Ask A Woman. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Chieeeeeeeeeefs? *Katy Perry's love language is acts of service...or something *Does Clark Hunt think the Chiefs have what it takes to win a third Super Bowl? You won't believe what he has to say! *Despite reports, Amazon says their drivers are allowed to sign along to the radio while driving. *Did the Philadelphia Eagles endorse a presidential candidate? *A man set his girlfriend's parents' house on fire after a dispute. *Lies never backfire, it's science. *If only one guy in the building has blinds on his office window, he's the most fun at work. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*It's Red Wednesday. Are you even a Chiefs fan bro? *Daily Mail claims to have a leaked document revealing that Travis and Taylor will be announcing their breakup at the end of the month. *The FSU poo man is in hiding. *The Infinite Money Glitch. Previously known as, check fraud. *As if going to the urologist wasn't scary enough already. *Careful what you tell a first date. *The Navy will never live this one down. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Why does Slim suddenly know so much about Michigan football? *Is Taylor Swift drawing up play for the Chiefs? *Clyde Edwards-Helaire will miss the first few games of the season due to PTSD. *Nice plane. I think we'll take it. *Shocking! Oasis tickets are hard to hard to get. *Since when are preschool teachers not allowed to chokehold toddlers? *A 49ers rookie was shot in the chest during a robbery, yet he's still expected to play this season. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

We've been trying to get Dr. Morgan from the University of New Haven on the podcast for a long time but he's a busy man. When he's not lecturing, he's regularly testifying in court or filming one of his numerous tv appearances. Dr. Morgan worked for the CIA, he's an expert on brain-computer interfaces (BCI), he's an expert on PTSD, an expert on personality disorders, an expert on human memory, an expert on psychopathy, and he's a forensic psychiatrist! Dr Morgan is often featured in programs on ID (Investigation Discovery) and has been featured on ID and MAX's series Signs of a Psychopath for several seasons. This is an interview Slim has been wanting to do for more than year, so when Dr Morgan finally had some time to talk, Slim raced to the studio and got things started while Lazlo headed in. We had so many questions for Dr. Morgan; Why does Slim cry at Ozempic girls while you're lucky to get a tear from Lazlo at a funeral? Is there a difference between a Sociopath and a Psychopath? Can psychopaths make good friends? Is my ex really a narcissist? Is human memory ever reliable? Most importantly, when is ID going to give you your own show? Slim is willing to start the letter writing campaign if need be. Check out Dr. Morgan's cred sheet! Charles A Morgan III, M.D., M.A. - University of New Haven Watch Dr. Morgan's show Signs Of A Psychopath | Shows | Investigation Discovery Watch one of his lectures and you'll basically be a college grad Dr. Charles Morgan on Psycho-Neurobiology and War (youtube.com) Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please, please, please, tell a friend and a stranger about the show. Is there a guest you'd like to hear on a future episode? Contact our world class producer [email protected] and let him know. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! Join us on twitch. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Complain about the show on our subreddit. www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know. Mitra 9! We want to thank our friends at Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com right now and buy yourself some GoPacks (our personal faves) or choose from any of their other awesome products. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. It helps us out and you'll get a healthy discount. Lazlo never does the show without first having his GoPack. Slim enjoys all their stuff and seems to have a Mitra product for every situation and every time of the day. Again, we recommend the GoPacks and we've received more positive feedback from listeners about GoPacks than virtually anything else we've recommended over the years. Again, www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally realized his dream of having his own clothing line! The website just went live and you can place your orders now! Click here PopFly Apparel and stock your closet with the coolest tees you can buy! Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Hear ...

*College football is here! It's that time of year when Lazlo asks Slim if he watched the MU game and Slim comes up with a new excuse each week. *Things that become suspicious when someone gets too good at them. *MU and KU both won last night. Now, what's with all these changes in the 2024 season? *We're finally getting a Steve Harvey biopic! *There's a story in the news involving Snowcone's favorite subject matter. *Oh. My. God. The infamous Hip Hop Pigs have been found! *Some kids sell candy bars to raise money for baseball. Some kids sell stolen rocks to raise money for their own greed. Some kids sell homemade ice cream that could make people sick and then cry on tv when the health department does their job. *It doesn't happen often but sometimes Lazlo's predictions turn out to be flops. *Does Ryan Gosling have true star power or does he just star in movies? *An Australian boss is getting roasted online for trying to give his employees a nice place to work. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Don't forget to check out this week's episode of Toxic & Problematic, available Sat 8/31. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 1p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Why aren't kids going to school? *Whaddya bench? *The surgeon general warns that being a dad is hard *Talk about a crappy corporate retreat! *Parents across the country begin to ask for more safety precautions *Nikki Glaser is having a very good year and she deserves it *Need a used truck? Armie Hammer will give you deal on his late model Sierra. He just needs some gas money for his new hybrid. *Leave a one-star review, get a brick through your window. *Dying alone at home and no one noticing is about as bad as it gets. But dying at your cubicle in a busy office and no one noticing for four days is as bad as it gets. *The likelihood that you'll die as the result of a mosquito review is virtually 100%. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Snowcone looks like a new man today! Well, except for the legs. We gotta do something about those legs. *Papa Latzi always said, "You can retire in your 20s or you can retire in your 60s but you can't do both" *Will The Royals move to Kansas or will they play ball at Union Station? Wait, how will that work? *A woman set up a hidden camera and spotted a hotel employee sniffing her knickers and pocketing her G-string. *The FBI released their findings on the Trump shooter. *Young men are now dying in this country from mosquito bites. Be afraid! *Lazlo shares a story about Super Tramp. *The "Venmo Mom" has the internet divided. *Don't go under the knife until you hear this! *Can we finally start talking about football? Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo