Church of Lazlo Podcasts

*Lazlo's rich! The Lions won which is great and all but Lazlo made out like a bandit! *Slim won some money sports betting too but he's not allowed to have it. *What's your favorite simple joy in life? *Jimmy Carter is the first president to turn 100! *Pete Rose passed away. Does this mean his "lifetime" ban will come to an end? *The dock workers are on strike so your Amazon stuff might be late. *Oasis has announced their North American tour dates but what are the odds that they actually make it that long? *The VP debate is tonight!!! *If you were rich, which elite club would you join? *A man took mushrooms and amputated his own penis. *UFOs are real and nobody cares! Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Kareem Hunt was back but Taylor Swift was still missing. Which is the bigger story? *Hurricane Helene left a helluva mess, but how does it stack up to previous storms? *Kris Kristofferson passed away at 89. *Trump's would-be assassin pleaded not guilty but he's going to have a difficult time explaining that note he passed in class. *You can now stay in the Purple Rain house. Lazlo says the Field of Dreams house is cooler though. *A Virginia republican has gone viral for borrowing his friend's family for campaign photos. *Looks like there probably is a tape being shopped of a Diddy freak-off with a high-profile celebrity. *Huge Cans is starting to feel more and more like a reality. *The Hawk Tuah girl is now the third most popular podcaster in America. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*LeBron, Kanye, and Diddy walk into a bar. *You won't believe how early we have to get up in the morning, if we want to keep our jobs. *Rolling Stone's 101 Greatest Soundtracks of All Time *The government says Visa is a monopoly. Isn't that the goal? *Diddy's kids speak out for the first time since his arrest. Another accuser comes forward. *Texas is trying a whole new approach to high school with The OC. No, that OC. *We've all seen the stories in the news. Companies are spending insane amounts of money to own an artist's catalogue. Now we know what they're doing with those investments and it's changing popular music and Hollywood. *Some of the most significant celebrity deaths from each year. Which celebrity passings upset you the most? *The Feds are at your door and they've got a warrant. What do you do? Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*I thought we agreed on Cans. Now you're arguing for Huge Cans? *Here we go again, the debate about Chiefs v Bills is back. *Bernie thinks Ozempic is too damn high! (I can still use that reference, right?) *Earth is welcoming a new moon! Well, Lazlo isn't being very welcoming. *The White Sox are the worst in baseball and the owner is asking for $1 billion. *Lazlo owes an apology to an entire profession. *Jaguar Wright makes explosives claims about Diddy tapes! *The "Tesla of suicide" is facing some backlash. *Never take Lazlo with you to a peep show. *Perry Ferrell's wife says he is seeking help and will persevere. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*All of our teams won again! *It amazes me that there's a group of adults who dedicate themselves to being mean online. *Everyone is watching the Menendez Brothers miniseries on Netflix. *The Chiefs are still undefeated. *The WNBA playoffs are underway and it's Lazlo wants to discuss. *Amazon asks their workers to work, and people are freaking out. *The Diddy story took a real turn this weekend. Jenifer Lopez on high alert! *Dinner, drinks, and a murder. I mean manslaughter. *Key says his work is too serious Peele. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Just wait til you hear what we get up on this Friday edition. Be sure to listen to the beginning. Oh! And don't skip past the middle or the end either! Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Lazlo's favorite football team looks like they've got what it takes this season! *Are music festivals going extinct? What do artists keep canceling shows? *Iranian backed hackers tried to give the Harris campaign dirt on Trump. *Puff Daddy denied bail...again! *Slimfast is scared Lazlo will make him go see Passion of the Christ 2 on opening day. *Even when you plan ahead, you still can't get away with murdering your spouse. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Vern is on the show! As playoff baseball nears, we wanted to have the most knowledgeable baseball guy in America on to help us get excited. We've been listening to Vern cover the Royals on 610 Sports in Kansas City for years and now you can hear him on 96.5 The Fan in KC. Will the Royals make the playoffs? Is playoff baseball the most exciting thing in pro sports? Do KC sports fans know how spoiled they are? We hope you enjoy our conversation with Vern! Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please, please, please, tell a friend and a stranger about the show. Is there a guest you'd like to hear on a future episode? Contact our world class producer [email protected] and let him know. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! Join us on twitch. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Complain about the show on our subreddit. www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know. Mitra 9! We want to thank our friends at Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com right now and buy yourself some GoPacks (our personal faves) or choose from any of their other awesome products. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. It helps us out and you'll get a healthy discount. Lazlo never does the show without first having his GoPack. Slim enjoys all their stuff and seems to have a Mitra product for every situation and every time of the day. Again, we recommend the GoPacks and we've received more positive feedback from listeners about GoPacks than virtually anything else we've recommended over the years. Again, www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally realized his dream of having his own clothing line! The website just went live and you can place your orders now! Click here PopFly Apparel and stock your closet with the coolest tees you can buy! Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Heartland Roof and Tree. They got it done fast and Slim didn't have to empty out his "sweet used motorcycle" savings account to pay for it. As their name suggest, they do trees and roofs, Got a leaky roof or damage from a storm? Got a tree that's about to fall on your neighbor's roof? Call Marcus right now (816) 522-8660 or shoot him an email at [email protected]. Or if something comes up later and you can't remember their contact info, just get in touch with Slimfast and he'll send them your way. Dick Ray Master Plumbers and HVAC! Thanks to our friends at Dick Ray Master Plumbers for fixing Slim's AC for a sane price that didn't break the bank and probably saved his relationship. They do plumbing and HVAC and Slim 100% vouches for them. You couldn't deal with a group of nicer and more professional guys. Go to their website and give them a call today. Now's the time to have your furnace serviced before you're stuck in the cold and HVAC companies get busy. Dick Ray Master Plumber Heating & Cooling in Overland Park, KS

*How does one "wear the pants" in a relationship? *Lazlo pulled his kids out school and wants to know if he made the right choice. *Snowcone didn't drive four hours to see his son do a five-second (literally) speech at school. Can you believe that deadbeat? *Hurricane v Tornadoes. Only one can be named the champ. *Another day, another life saved by Bon Jovi. *Katy Perry is on her period. *They say life starts to "get real" at 27. *The worst songs of the 80s and the worst case of selling out we've ever heard/seen. *Courts are trying to clear the way to make it legal to bet on US election outcomes. Sweet! *A Michigan man made a fake bomb and put it on his car to avoid reposession. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Why is Slim dressed up like a dork? *I don't know about you, I like to sprinkle a few commas, you know, here and there, just to keep people off my back. *She did it! She finally did it! *It's 9/11 and that means it's time to share some ghost stories. *I like to wait util the debate is over to see if there was anything worth hearing. What's that? Cats? He said she does what? *Prison time for kicking cats seems reasonable to Slim but Lazlo thinks we're being hypocrites. *Happy Gilmore 2! *Being mayor at 19 is hard. *Make your bed, *David Bowie just scored his first number 1 country hit, eight years after he passed away. *The best NFL tailgate cities for ballin' on a budget. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*That Michigan loss was tough for Lazlo but at least he got his house fixed! *Tyreek Hill was cuffed and detained this weekend outside Dolphins stadium. *Update on the Georgia school shooter. *A bathroom fight at school between two teens turned deadly. *Quit locking the public bathrooms! You're gonna get someone killed! *James Earl Jones died today. In other news, James Earl Jones was alive yesterday. *Oh, like you've never got drunk and desecrated a corpse. *We test Lazlo's teen slang skills. *Ten Questions You Should Never Ask A Woman. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Chieeeeeeeeeefs? *Katy Perry's love language is acts of service...or something *Does Clark Hunt think the Chiefs have what it takes to win a third Super Bowl? You won't believe what he has to say! *Despite reports, Amazon says their drivers are allowed to sign along to the radio while driving. *Did the Philadelphia Eagles endorse a presidential candidate? *A man set his girlfriend's parents' house on fire after a dispute. *Lies never backfire, it's science. *If only one guy in the building has blinds on his office window, he's the most fun at work. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*It's Red Wednesday. Are you even a Chiefs fan bro? *Daily Mail claims to have a leaked document revealing that Travis and Taylor will be announcing their breakup at the end of the month. *The FSU poo man is in hiding. *The Infinite Money Glitch. Previously known as, check fraud. *As if going to the urologist wasn't scary enough already. *Careful what you tell a first date. *The Navy will never live this one down. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo