Church of Lazlo Podcasts

*Why does Slim suddenly know so much about Michigan football? *Is Taylor Swift drawing up play for the Chiefs? *Clyde Edwards-Helaire will miss the first few games of the season due to PTSD. *Nice plane. I think we'll take it. *Shocking! Oasis tickets are hard to hard to get. *Since when are preschool teachers not allowed to chokehold toddlers? *A 49ers rookie was shot in the chest during a robbery, yet he's still expected to play this season. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

We've been trying to get Dr. Morgan from the University of New Haven on the podcast for a long time but he's a busy man. When he's not lecturing, he's regularly testifying in court or filming one of his numerous tv appearances. Dr. Morgan worked for the CIA, he's an expert on brain-computer interfaces (BCI), he's an expert on PTSD, an expert on personality disorders, an expert on human memory, an expert on psychopathy, and he's a forensic psychiatrist! Dr Morgan is often featured in programs on ID (Investigation Discovery) and has been featured on ID and MAX's series Signs of a Psychopath for several seasons. This is an interview Slim has been wanting to do for more than year, so when Dr Morgan finally had some time to talk, Slim raced to the studio and got things started while Lazlo headed in. We had so many questions for Dr. Morgan; Why does Slim cry at Ozempic girls while you're lucky to get a tear from Lazlo at a funeral? Is there a difference between a Sociopath and a Psychopath? Can psychopaths make good friends? Is my ex really a narcissist? Is human memory ever reliable? Most importantly, when is ID going to give you your own show? Slim is willing to start the letter writing campaign if need be. Check out Dr. Morgan's cred sheet! Charles A Morgan III, M.D., M.A. - University of New Haven Watch Dr. Morgan's show Signs Of A Psychopath | Shows | Investigation Discovery Watch one of his lectures and you'll basically be a college grad Dr. Charles Morgan on Psycho-Neurobiology and War (youtube.com) Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please, please, please, tell a friend and a stranger about the show. Is there a guest you'd like to hear on a future episode? Contact our world class producer [email protected] and let him know. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! Join us on twitch. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Complain about the show on our subreddit. www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know. Mitra 9! We want to thank our friends at Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com right now and buy yourself some GoPacks (our personal faves) or choose from any of their other awesome products. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. It helps us out and you'll get a healthy discount. Lazlo never does the show without first having his GoPack. Slim enjoys all their stuff and seems to have a Mitra product for every situation and every time of the day. Again, we recommend the GoPacks and we've received more positive feedback from listeners about GoPacks than virtually anything else we've recommended over the years. Again, www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally realized his dream of having his own clothing line! The website just went live and you can place your orders now! Click here PopFly Apparel and stock your closet with the coolest tees you can buy! Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Hear ...

*College football is here! It's that time of year when Lazlo asks Slim if he watched the MU game and Slim comes up with a new excuse each week. *Things that become suspicious when someone gets too good at them. *MU and KU both won last night. Now, what's with all these changes in the 2024 season? *We're finally getting a Steve Harvey biopic! *There's a story in the news involving Snowcone's favorite subject matter. *Oh. My. God. The infamous Hip Hop Pigs have been found! *Some kids sell candy bars to raise money for baseball. Some kids sell stolen rocks to raise money for their own greed. Some kids sell homemade ice cream that could make people sick and then cry on tv when the health department does their job. *It doesn't happen often but sometimes Lazlo's predictions turn out to be flops. *Does Ryan Gosling have true star power or does he just star in movies? *An Australian boss is getting roasted online for trying to give his employees a nice place to work. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Don't forget to check out this week's episode of Toxic & Problematic, available Sat 8/31. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 1p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Why aren't kids going to school? *Whaddya bench? *The surgeon general warns that being a dad is hard *Talk about a crappy corporate retreat! *Parents across the country begin to ask for more safety precautions *Nikki Glaser is having a very good year and she deserves it *Need a used truck? Armie Hammer will give you deal on his late model Sierra. He just needs some gas money for his new hybrid. *Leave a one-star review, get a brick through your window. *Dying alone at home and no one noticing is about as bad as it gets. But dying at your cubicle in a busy office and no one noticing for four days is as bad as it gets. *The likelihood that you'll die as the result of a mosquito review is virtually 100%. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Snowcone looks like a new man today! Well, except for the legs. We gotta do something about those legs. *Papa Latzi always said, "You can retire in your 20s or you can retire in your 60s but you can't do both" *Will The Royals move to Kansas or will they play ball at Union Station? Wait, how will that work? *A woman set up a hidden camera and spotted a hotel employee sniffing her knickers and pocketing her G-string. *The FBI released their findings on the Trump shooter. *Young men are now dying in this country from mosquito bites. Be afraid! *Lazlo shares a story about Super Tramp. *The "Venmo Mom" has the internet divided. *Don't go under the knife until you hear this! *Can we finally start talking about football? Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*It's 101° and that can only mean one thing, it's time for kids to start to start football practice with full pads. *Ben Affleck might have a new girlfriend already and she might be a Kennedy and she might not be vaccinated. *Do you think you could survive a hostile alien invasion? *Over a dozen LA Chargers players and staff got stuck in a hotel elevator for two hours. *It's official, the NASA crew that was supposed to be gone for a week will be gone until 2025. *Our old friend Fritz joins us for a little doomscrolling. *Ted Lasso is coming back but Ted Lasso might not be coming back. *Be afraid! Be very afraid! Mosquitos are headed this way carrying the dreaded "Triple E"! *Uber says driverless rides will start next year. That sounds great but Lazlo still wants his Lincoln in case he needs "to get away". *Chick Fil A is launching a streaming service? *Slimfast finally found a solid investment. *How much money does someone need to be "wealthy"? *Gen X, Millennial, and Gen Z favorite brands. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Brooke Haney is the Hollywood intimacy coordinator. She literally wrote the book about it! A job that none of us had ever heard of before the #metoo movement because it surprisingly didn't exist. So, what is the job description of an intimacy coordinator? What makes someone qualified to choreograph a Hollywood sex scene? We had a blast speaking with Brooke this week and we hope you enjoy our conversation. Check out her book https://www.amazon.com/Intimacy-Coordinators-Guidebook-Brooke-Haney/dp/1032531460 Visit her website: Brooke M. Haney | NYC intimacy coordinator (brookemhaney.com) Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please, please, please, tell a friend and a stranger about the show. Is there a guest you'd like to hear on a future episode? Contact our world class producer [email protected] and let him know. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! Join us on twitch every weekday afternoon! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Complain about the show on our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know. Mitra 9! We want to thank our friends at Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com right now and buy yourself some GoPacks (our personal faves) or choose from any of their other awesome products. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. It helps us out and you'll get a healthy discount. Lazlo never does the show without first having his GoPack. Slim enjoys all their stuff and seems to have a Mitra product for every situation and every time of the day. Again, we recommend the GoPacks and we've received more positive feedback from listeners about GoPacks than virtually anything else we've recommended over the years. Again, www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally realized his dream of having his own clothing line! The website just went live and you can place your orders now! Click here PopFly Apparel and stock your closet with the coolest tees you can buy! Prairie Sailor! Thanks to Prairie Sailor | Midwest Outdoor Clothing & Lifestyle Brand for helping Lazlo realize his dream. You'll catch at least one of us wearing something from Prairie Sailor every day. A great small business worth your suuport. Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Heartland Roof and Tree. They got it done fast and Slim didn't have to empty out his "sweet used motorcycle" savings account to pay for it. As their name suggest, they do trees and roofs, Got a leaky roof or damage from a storm? Got a tree that's about to fall on your neighbor's roof? Call Marcus right now (816) 522-8660 or shoot him an email at [email protected]. Or if something comes up later and you can't remember their contact info, just get in touch with Slimfast and he'll send them your way. Dick Ray Master Plumbers and HVAC! Thanks to our friends at Dick Ray Master Plumbers for fixing Slim's AC for a sane price that didn't break ...

*College football is almost here! Is it worth spending money on a big school just to get the full college experience? *Forbes posted an article about the do's and don'ts of dating apps. *U2 announces a new movie that will playing at The Sphere in Vegas and Slimfast is demanding that everyone go. *Florida State is playing in Dublin. Slim wants to know which teams Lazlo thinks will be next to change their names. *That time Slimfast tried to court a girl with a "wooden" leg, only to have her ultimately reject him. *A beautiful woman with a seal head. Yes, we're doing this again. *HBO's new docuseries Chimp Crazy already has people talking. *Did AI kick Juvenile off an American Airlines flight? You know, the rapper. You know, Back That Azz Up. *Pop star Lily Allen adopted a dog and returned it because she was annoyed by its behavior. *Slimfast goes on an epic rant about his hometown of Kansas City. This triggers Lazlo to go on an epic rant about creditors and credit scores. Whew! That felt good. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally has a clothing company! Visit PopFly Apparel and fill your closet with the coolest tees in KC! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Our old friend Danny Parkins got a tv show! Lazlo congratulated him the only way he knows how, by making fun of him. *Danny Parkins calls into the show! That's right, we've got a new sports guy on COL and he's got his own cable tv show! *How much you think this moron is willing to pay? *How much you think Slim is willing to spend on a stripper? *The only way to get out of paying child support is to die, or at least appear to be dead. *The Big Four Dad Bands for Gen X and Boomers *Speaking of drunk toddlers, Lazlo's got a clothing line! *Slimfast wants to know if he's a bad neighbor. *Lazlo explains why Slimfast is a bad neighbor. *Slimfast shares "one of the craziest missing person stories" he's ever heard. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Even for Lazlo, that was a memorable opening sentence for the show. *The best and worst parts about working in the service industry, including all-you-can-eat disputes where police get invloved. *Quit jumping into tiger enclosures. You're not Lazlo! *Spotify has a new monthly streaming record holder and it' not Taylor Swift. *Kohberger's defense is still asking to have his trial moved. *Is RFK dropping out and endorsing Trump? *Get your bleeding head off my plane! Oh, but let me see some "after" pics once you're healed up, *Oklahoma State Football came up with a great idea to generate revenue. *Is this a feel-good or feel-bad story? *Bennifer 2.0 is officially done. *Don't pretend like you understand magnets or outer space. *How tough should a dad be on his kids? Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*I have trypophobia but trypophobia doesn't have me. *It's really starting to feel like football time is almost here. The days getting shorter, the guys getting grayer, and bladders on airplanes are getting emptier. *A Duck Boat in Boston took the first steps in making up for those Duck Boats in Branson. *Wearing a helmet while cycling is the smart move, unless you're trying to make friends. *There's a new docuseries on Peacock about Scott Peterson that none of us have had a chance to see yet, but that doesn't stop us from discussing it at length. *No one wants to hear they're being sued but some plaintiffs are scarier than others. *When the con takes more effort than just doing the actual job. *Overland Park made the list of 10 Happiest Places in America and Slim is bitter. *The media says America is divided but it turns out we do agree about a few things. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*It sucks when your parents get old. *Millennials share a lot of pet peeves with boomers. *Phil Donahue died at 88. *More details about Matthew Perry's death investigation...again. *You don't want your gondola to catch fire. *Michigan man tries to kidnap a girl and is stopped by good Samaritans, twice in an hour. *You don't want to be the one hosting Thanksgiving every year and family doesn't want to go to your house anyway. *Old and busted or new hotness? *You look old. You're acting like your mother. Settle down. Your sister is hot. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

This is the show that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started listening not knowing what it was, and they'll continue listening forever just because... Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo