Church of Lazlo Podcasts

*We're going to a Royals game today! *If you come across a naked man in gas station bathroom, it's best to just close the door and let him finish. *A murdered man gave an impact statement at his killer's trial in Arizona. *A woman in Boston was kicked out of the ladies' room because she looks like a dude. *Lazlo loves hate. It feeds his soul.

*Sweet Cream is looking for kids to teach him how to use a computer. *How would one go about getting Jennifer Aniston's address? (asking for a friend) *Smokey Robinson has been accused of sexual assault. I'll save you a click, he's 85. *This is the first time someone's been killed by a bear in Florida? Wait, there are bears in Florida? *The FBI is warning the public about 764. What's 764? There's no way to know. *With a little help from the electoral college, Trump might be pope soon.

*When did big wigs stop keeping scotch in their corner offices? The 80s? *Lazlo's Diamond Club days are a thing of the past. *Someone misunderstood the rules of vigilante justice. *Dave Portnoy vs the antisemites. *The greatest "one season wonders" in NFL quarterback history. *Luigi Mangione-The Musical *Lazlo thinks Slim's "sweet cream" is making him unpopular.

*Homewrecker laws? What the hell are homewrecker laws?? *Doesn't matter if you're supermodel Christie Brinkley, men lose interest when you hit middle age. *My dog's ashes are sitting on the piano. Or are they? *Are kids crapping in litter boxes at school? No! The answer is still no! *I hear Brett Favre is more of a Hulu guy.

*What time is it? You want us to do this again tomorrow? Do you understand that we've been doing afternoons for 22 years? When are we supposed to sleep? How are we supposed to stay up late watching old TV shows? How the hell do I run this board? Thank God for the overnight engineer. Do you hate us? Complain on Facebook. Do you like us okay? Tell us on the text line or join us on twitch. It's easy, just got to www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and subscribe to the show! Or download the app and talk to us on your phone. We're live every weekday from...6:000-10:00. That's am! That's right, we're a morning show now. Who'll be late first? Lazlo or Slim? Place your bets on our subreddit. r/churchoflazlo Thanks fot listening! Have a great day! You got plenty of daylight ahead of you!

*Demi Moore is the world's most beautiful person but Tom Hardy ain't bad either. *Toto by Africa is cool but Wind of Change by Scorpions in cooler. *The news! Cars a car drives into a school, the NFL is investigating more prank calls, Karen Reid throws a Hail Mary, and more. *Lazlo has been trying to figure out a David Copperfield trick for twenty years. *If our bosses replace us with AI, how long would it take anyone to notice? At least six months. *Don't tip your robot!! *White women love THC seltzers.

We were lucky enough to have our good friends Isaac from Hembree and Sammy from Post Sex Nachos join us ahead of their upcoming show together in KC this Saturday, April 5th at The Warehouse on Broadway for the first ever show sponsored by Toxic and Problematic! These are two of the nicest guys in music and easily two of the best live bands playing today. Check out the link below for tickets. Hope to see everyone there! https://warehouseonbroadway.com/event/hembree-post-sex-nachos/warehouse-on-broadway/kansas-city-missouri/

We want to thank Dr Brian Willoughby for joining us this week. He's a professor at BYU where he focuses on relationships and young-adult development. He's been studying pornography and its impact on young people. We really enjoyed our discussion with him and hopefully you will too! Don't forget to pick up a bottle (or twelve) of Church of Lazlo Vodka! Available at fine liquor stores across the metro! Take a picture with your bottle and tag @Church of Lazlo Toxic and Problematic are doing our first show! The I-70 Showdown with Hembree and Post Sex Nachos is Saturday, April 05 at Warehouse on Broadway! Click the link for more info and we'll see you there! Hembree & Post Sex Nachos – Warehouse On Broadway Thanks to our friends at Mitra 9 for making this show possible. Visit www.mitra-9.com and grab yourself some GoPacks. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout and receive a nice discount! Lazlo never does a show without his GoPacks. Slim loves coming home from work and enjoying one of their seltzers. Thanks to Dick Ray Master Plumber Heating and Cooling for keeping us comfortable, no matter the weather. It's gonna be hot soon, make sure your AC is ready for the summer before it's Africa-hot and everyone is scrambling for help. I (Slim) speak from experience when I say that these guys are super friendly and didn't rip me off. They fixed my AC last spring and then had to fix my heat last fall. I'd be single without them. Seriously, have them come do an AC check before it's too late. Kansas City Plumbing Heating & Cooling in Overland Park by Dick Ray