Chaz and AJ In The Morning

Long Island attorney John Ray is not satisfied with Rex Heuermann's guilty plea in the Gilgo Beach murder case. He believes the Heuermann family, as a whole, share the responsibility for the crimes and should be pursued by the justice system.

Scot Haney was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, and immediately brought up some recent personal grooming changes he's made. Chaz's wife, Jennifer called in to share the odd thing he does while trimming his nails. (0:00) Tiffany and her daughter, Cheyenne were on the phone this morning to talk about the viral school bus incident from Florida. Cheyenne was on the bus when it was clipped by a freight train, after the driver stopped on the tracks, narrowly avoiding catastrophe. (15:20)Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their personal grooming habits, which included nose hair trimming, shaving body hair, and bikini wax mishaps. (22:07)

Jimmy Koplik from Live Nation was on this morning with Chaz and AJ and gave away a pair of tickets to one of the newly announced Metallica shows—and made listeners earn them the hard way. The challenge? Identify a Metallica song from just the lyrics… no music, no growling, no help. Turns out, without the face-melting guitars and James Hetfield yelling in your ear, even die-hard fans were left second-guessing everything. Who knew Metallica lyrics could read like dramatic poetry?Image Credit: Reuters

Today’s “On the Board” took a trip to the squared circle… and straight into Hollywood disaster territory. With Mike S. from the Mike, Mike, and Oscar podcast, Chaz and AJ broke down the absolute worst performances by pro-wrestlers in movies—because just because you can body slam someone doesn’t mean you can deliver a line without pinning it first. Some of these roles should’ve tapped out early." (0:00)A Dumbass News story about a bakery commercial starring the owner’s kids sent AJ into a full-blown spiral—and honestly, it didn’t take much. That quickly turned into the Tribe unloading their biggest everyday annoyances: people who treat the grocery store aisle like it’s their living room, abandoned plastic flossers (seriously, who’s doing this?!), and a whole list of little things that somehow drive everyone completely insane. (12:35)Michael J. Fox—no, not that one—checked in with Chaz and AJ to break down what’s going on with gas prices. As Executive Director of GASDA, he tackled the big question: is there any relief in sight, or should we all just start budgeting for a second mortgage at the pump? He also explained why gas prices seem to change from town to town. (26:47)In Dumbass News, we covered a couple’s run-in with a raccoon that somehow turned into a masterclass in what not to do. While they were trying to fight it off, the husband kept making one questionable decision after another—each one somehow worse than the last. By the end, the raccoon might not have won the fight, but it definitely won the IQ battle. (37:38)

Chaz and AJ spoke with Lucy Milgrim, the viral 9-year-old power lifter and wrestler, from Long Island this morning. Lucy talks about her training with Dad, Brett, and her her long term goals of winning Olympic gold. Photo courtesy: Brett Milgram

As the Artemis II returns to Earth, headlines continue to emerge about the toilet troubles. Don Rethke, the engineer of the original space toilet (or cosmic commode) was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the ins and outs of pooping in space. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ did a full recap of "the bad foot" that went into AJ's mouth yesterday. (11:04) Where are the worst potholes? Chaz and AJ are handing out $200 to someone who sends in their big pothole. (26:40) Comedian Jim Breuer was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about his show coming to Waterbury. The coversation began with shared rage for strangers, then to his role in "Half Baked," and finally an unusal request by a Tribe member for him to call their boss. (34:53) Photo courtesy: Jim Breuer

Chaz and AJ spoke with Dan Grimaldi this morning about his time on "The Sopranos" as Patsy Parisi. Dan shared about improvisations on set, the lunch no one wanted to have with David Chase, and the infamous ending scene. Photo courtesy: Dan Grimaldi

In Dumb Ass News, comedian Emily Siero shared a story of her neighbor creeping on her while she bounced on her trampoline. (0:00) A recap of what lead to AJ putting 88-year-old Shirley's foot in his mouth, plus the pay-off of the $100 bet. (7:02) The angriest tenant in the world shares all the dirty laundry with the neighborhood, and the Tribe calls in stories of their nightmare neighbors. (24:45)

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to make a major concert announcement. Metallica is returning for two shows in Connecticut, for the first time in nearly 30 years. Photo credit: Reuters

Chaz and AJ started Dumb Ass News this morning with a story about a serial home invasion culprit, who steals nothing but makes sure to remove all of his clothes. (0:00)While talking about the incredible rescue efforts for a US fighter jet pilot, AJ brought up a commercial that derailed the conversation. (6:10)A 90-year-old woman recently set a Guinness World Record for the longest dead hang. The feat was accomplished in jeans, a granny sweater, but no shoes or socks. It did not take long for AJ to accept putting those feet in her mouth for a surprisingly low amount of money, and Tribe member Art in Ansonia to volunteer his 88-year-old mother, Shirley. (17:44) Shirley was on the phone to set up tomorrow's bet pay-off, agreeing to come in studio so AJ could put her feet in his mouth. (30:54)

Chaz and AJ had Geoff Tate on the phone live from Greece this morning, where he admitted to recently signing off on the completion of Mindcrime 3. Plus, getting fired in his early career for shattering glass with his voice, and his love of Tom Jones.

Chaz and AJ were impressed at the music that can be made with a water jug, some metal rulers, a kazoo and a belt. (0:00) AJ was in charge of the board this morning, which he asked ChatGPT to fill in with the top miracles performed by Jesus. How accurate did we get? (5:10) A real-life astronaut was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning. Joan Higgenbotham shared her story of making a career out of space exploration, and went into the details about the recent toilet problems aboard the Artemis II. (21:20) Big Mike was on the phone from Long Island to talk about the busy places ahead of Easter, and learned while on a live call that he won a giant chocolate egg from a local store. (32:19) Chaz's wife, Jennifer was on the phone to talk about the recent encounter she had with furries in the wild. Then AJ shared some of his own strange preferences about feet and tickling. (39:10) Braylon Mullins is already a Husky hero for his game-winner against Duke. Chaz and AJ spoke with his father, Josh Mullins, about the play, his first conversation with Braylon coming off the court, and playing the Final Four in his home state. Plus, a promise from Pepe's to welcome the whole Mullins family for some pizza any time they like. (51:17)

Chaz and AJ spoke with Zakk Wylde about his new Ozzy song, and the moment he was first inspired to write it. Plus, his two shows at Mohegan Sun, reviving OzzFest, and the sandwich preferences of Ozzy Osbourne. Photo credit: Reuters

In Dumb Ass News, the BBC tried to convince everyone that they knew exactly what neanderthals used to sound like. (0:00)NASA has successfully launched the Artemis II to the moon, but the broadcast was lacking a ton of personality. Plus, school bus stories from the Tribe, after a Massachusetts driver was caught urinating into a bottle. (3:40) Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to share stories and information about Green Day, OzzFest, Babymetal, and what he's calling the biggest concert announcement of the year for Monday morning. (15:06) The UConn men are back in the Final Four, thanks to "The Shot" by Braylon Mullins. The man that kindled the Husky standard, Jim Calhoun, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about beating Duke, and his message to Coach K after the game. (39:24)Photo courtesy: Reuters

Scott Burrell, UConn Husky from the Jim Calhoun era, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the Final Four, the Mullins shot, and beating Duke is still the best. Photo credit: Reuters

Gas prices are already enraging people and causing major problems for businesses. Chaz and AJ opened the phone lines for the Tribe to call in and share their frustrations. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, a McDonald's drive-thru was thrown into chaos when one of their headsets was stolen. The thief kept jumping into the middle of orders as drivers voiced them, saying strange and hilarious things. (12:58) Former FBI Special Agent Tom Simon was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the Nancy Guthrie case, and the mistakes he believes exacerabated law enforcement's attempts to solve the case. (18:15) Tiger Woods has admitted he needs help, after his latest accident, and is going into rehab. Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to share the moment they knew it was time to go to rehab, and got two vastly different stories. (31:03)

Mark Ruszczyk is a life-long UConn fan, and was celebrating the Huskies shocking last-second win over Duke on Sunday. The only problem was that he also injured himself during that celebration, and now needs surgery to repair his torn achilles. Photo provided by: Mark Ruszczyk

On Long Island, the Gilgo Beach murders have captivated the nation, and may have had a turn of events recently. Chaz and AJ spoke with attorney John Ray about the prime suspect's plea potentially changing to "guilty," and what that might mean moving forward. (0:00) Oliver the wolf guy was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, sharing why human beings largely do not need to live in fear of wolves. Oliver grew up as kid obsessed with wolves, and was able to "adopt" his first wolf as a college student. (12:00) A man was caught on security camera being a creepo in public at a grocery store. Chaz and AJ quickly realized this kind of behavior is something the vast majority of women have experienced in their lives. (23:42) Both UConn teams have made the Final Four, and about $50 million in furniture could be free. Chaz and AJ spoke with Eliot Tatelman of Jordan's Furniture, who promised customers the furniture would be free if both teams make it to the championship game. (29:13) Mayte Garcia was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, to talk about her career and life with Prince. She met him as a teenager, joined his band, and then married him. Unfortunately, the phone connection was not ideal. (37:44)

Dan Booth from Channel 3 was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about his intimate perspective on the UConn victory. Just a few seats away from the sidelines and head coach Dan Hurley, Dan was able to see it all unfold directly in front of him.