Chaz and AJ In The Morning

Long Island attorney John Ray is not satisfied with Rex Heuermann's guilty plea in the Gilgo Beach murder case. He believes the Heuermann family, as a whole, share the responsibility for the crimes and should be pursued by the justice system.

Scot Haney was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, and immediately brought up some recent personal grooming changes he's made. Chaz's wife, Jennifer called in to share the odd thing he does while trimming his nails. (0:00) Tiffany and her daughter, Cheyenne were on the phone this morning to talk about the viral school bus incident from Florida. Cheyenne was on the bus when it was clipped by a freight train, after the driver stopped on the tracks, narrowly avoiding catastrophe. (15:20)Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their personal grooming habits, which included nose hair trimming, shaving body hair, and bikini wax mishaps. (22:07)

Jimmy Koplik from Live Nation was on this morning with Chaz and AJ and gave away a pair of tickets to one of the newly announced Metallica shows—and made listeners earn them the hard way. The challenge? Identify a Metallica song from just the lyrics… no music, no growling, no help. Turns out, without the face-melting guitars and James Hetfield yelling in your ear, even die-hard fans were left second-guessing everything. Who knew Metallica lyrics could read like dramatic poetry?Image Credit: Reuters

Today’s “On the Board” took a trip to the squared circle… and straight into Hollywood disaster territory. With Mike S. from the Mike, Mike, and Oscar podcast, Chaz and AJ broke down the absolute worst performances by pro-wrestlers in movies—because just because you can body slam someone doesn’t mean you can deliver a line without pinning it first. Some of these roles should’ve tapped out early." (0:00)A Dumbass News story about a bakery commercial starring the owner’s kids sent AJ into a full-blown spiral—and honestly, it didn’t take much. That quickly turned into the Tribe unloading their biggest everyday annoyances: people who treat the grocery store aisle like it’s their living room, abandoned plastic flossers (seriously, who’s doing this?!), and a whole list of little things that somehow drive everyone completely insane. (12:35)Michael J. Fox—no, not that one—checked in with Chaz and AJ to break down what’s going on with gas prices. As Executive Director of GASDA, he tackled the big question: is there any relief in sight, or should we all just start budgeting for a second mortgage at the pump? He also explained why gas prices seem to change from town to town. (26:47)In Dumbass News, we covered a couple’s run-in with a raccoon that somehow turned into a masterclass in what not to do. While they were trying to fight it off, the husband kept making one questionable decision after another—each one somehow worse than the last. By the end, the raccoon might not have won the fight, but it definitely won the IQ battle. (37:38)

Chaz and AJ spoke with Lucy Milgrim, the viral 9-year-old power lifter and wrestler, from Long Island this morning. Lucy talks about her training with Dad, Brett, and her her long term goals of winning Olympic gold. Photo courtesy: Brett Milgram

As the Artemis II returns to Earth, headlines continue to emerge about the toilet troubles. Don Rethke, the engineer of the original space toilet (or cosmic commode) was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the ins and outs of pooping in space. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ did a full recap of "the bad foot" that went into AJ's mouth yesterday. (11:04) Where are the worst potholes? Chaz and AJ are handing out $200 to someone who sends in their big pothole. (26:40) Comedian Jim Breuer was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about his show coming to Waterbury. The coversation began with shared rage for strangers, then to his role in "Half Baked," and finally an unusal request by a Tribe member for him to call their boss. (34:53) Photo courtesy: Jim Breuer

Chaz and AJ spoke with Dan Grimaldi this morning about his time on "The Sopranos" as Patsy Parisi. Dan shared about improvisations on set, the lunch no one wanted to have with David Chase, and the infamous ending scene. Photo courtesy: Dan Grimaldi

In Dumb Ass News, comedian Emily Siero shared a story of her neighbor creeping on her while she bounced on her trampoline. (0:00) A recap of what lead to AJ putting 88-year-old Shirley's foot in his mouth, plus the pay-off of the $100 bet. (7:02) The angriest tenant in the world shares all the dirty laundry with the neighborhood, and the Tribe calls in stories of their nightmare neighbors. (24:45)

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to make a major concert announcement. Metallica is returning for two shows in Connecticut, for the first time in nearly 30 years. Photo credit: Reuters

Chaz and AJ started Dumb Ass News this morning with a story about a serial home invasion culprit, who steals nothing but makes sure to remove all of his clothes. (0:00)While talking about the incredible rescue efforts for a US fighter jet pilot, AJ brought up a commercial that derailed the conversation. (6:10)A 90-year-old woman recently set a Guinness World Record for the longest dead hang. The feat was accomplished in jeans, a granny sweater, but no shoes or socks. It did not take long for AJ to accept putting those feet in her mouth for a surprisingly low amount of money, and Tribe member Art in Ansonia to volunteer his 88-year-old mother, Shirley. (17:44) Shirley was on the phone to set up tomorrow's bet pay-off, agreeing to come in studio so AJ could put her feet in his mouth. (30:54)

Chaz and AJ had Geoff Tate on the phone live from Greece this morning, where he admitted to recently signing off on the completion of Mindcrime 3. Plus, getting fired in his early career for shattering glass with his voice, and his love of Tom Jones.

Chaz and AJ were impressed at the music that can be made with a water jug, some metal rulers, a kazoo and a belt. (0:00) AJ was in charge of the board this morning, which he asked ChatGPT to fill in with the top miracles performed by Jesus. How accurate did we get? (5:10) A real-life astronaut was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning. Joan Higgenbotham shared her story of making a career out of space exploration, and went into the details about the recent toilet problems aboard the Artemis II. (21:20) Big Mike was on the phone from Long Island to talk about the busy places ahead of Easter, and learned while on a live call that he won a giant chocolate egg from a local store. (32:19) Chaz's wife, Jennifer was on the phone to talk about the recent encounter she had with furries in the wild. Then AJ shared some of his own strange preferences about feet and tickling. (39:10) Braylon Mullins is already a Husky hero for his game-winner against Duke. Chaz and AJ spoke with his father, Josh Mullins, about the play, his first conversation with Braylon coming off the court, and playing the Final Four in his home state. Plus, a promise from Pepe's to welcome the whole Mullins family for some pizza any time they like. (51:17)

Chaz and AJ spoke with Zakk Wylde about his new Ozzy song, and the moment he was first inspired to write it. Plus, his two shows at Mohegan Sun, reviving OzzFest, and the sandwich preferences of Ozzy Osbourne. Photo credit: Reuters

In Dumb Ass News, the BBC tried to convince everyone that they knew exactly what neanderthals used to sound like. (0:00)NASA has successfully launched the Artemis II to the moon, but the broadcast was lacking a ton of personality. Plus, school bus stories from the Tribe, after a Massachusetts driver was caught urinating into a bottle. (3:40) Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to share stories and information about Green Day, OzzFest, Babymetal, and what he's calling the biggest concert announcement of the year for Monday morning. (15:06) The UConn men are back in the Final Four, thanks to "The Shot" by Braylon Mullins. The man that kindled the Husky standard, Jim Calhoun, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about beating Duke, and his message to Coach K after the game. (39:24)Photo courtesy: Reuters

Scott Burrell, UConn Husky from the Jim Calhoun era, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the Final Four, the Mullins shot, and beating Duke is still the best. Photo credit: Reuters

Gas prices are already enraging people and causing major problems for businesses. Chaz and AJ opened the phone lines for the Tribe to call in and share their frustrations. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, a McDonald's drive-thru was thrown into chaos when one of their headsets was stolen. The thief kept jumping into the middle of orders as drivers voiced them, saying strange and hilarious things. (12:58) Former FBI Special Agent Tom Simon was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the Nancy Guthrie case, and the mistakes he believes exacerabated law enforcement's attempts to solve the case. (18:15) Tiger Woods has admitted he needs help, after his latest accident, and is going into rehab. Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to share the moment they knew it was time to go to rehab, and got two vastly different stories. (31:03)

Mark Ruszczyk is a life-long UConn fan, and was celebrating the Huskies shocking last-second win over Duke on Sunday. The only problem was that he also injured himself during that celebration, and now needs surgery to repair his torn achilles. Photo provided by: Mark Ruszczyk

On Long Island, the Gilgo Beach murders have captivated the nation, and may have had a turn of events recently. Chaz and AJ spoke with attorney John Ray about the prime suspect's plea potentially changing to "guilty," and what that might mean moving forward. (0:00) Oliver the wolf guy was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, sharing why human beings largely do not need to live in fear of wolves. Oliver grew up as kid obsessed with wolves, and was able to "adopt" his first wolf as a college student. (12:00) A man was caught on security camera being a creepo in public at a grocery store. Chaz and AJ quickly realized this kind of behavior is something the vast majority of women have experienced in their lives. (23:42) Both UConn teams have made the Final Four, and about $50 million in furniture could be free. Chaz and AJ spoke with Eliot Tatelman of Jordan's Furniture, who promised customers the furniture would be free if both teams make it to the championship game. (29:13) Mayte Garcia was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, to talk about her career and life with Prince. She met him as a teenager, joined his band, and then married him. Unfortunately, the phone connection was not ideal. (37:44)

Dan Booth from Channel 3 was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about his intimate perspective on the UConn victory. Just a few seats away from the sidelines and head coach Dan Hurley, Dan was able to see it all unfold directly in front of him.

Chaz and AJ started the show talking about March Madness, and the UConn shot seen, heard and felt around the world. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, AJ's tastebuds get pushed to the limit. After chemo and a clinical trial, AJ has lost his sense of taste, while retaining his sense of smell. Chaz and AJ brought in some strong flavors to test his reaction to wasabi, fermented fish and dog food. (8:58) Comedian Anthony Rodia was back on with Chaz and AJ this morning, to talk about the rough weekend he had enduring food poisoning. (23:04)

Every Friday, Chaz and AJ bring Commander Keith in studio for a Top 5 list. Today was supposed to be about the Spring and what he's looking forward to, but an off-hand comment about how he enjoys his peanuts started a free-for-all.

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ had audio from Big Mike on Long Island, who spoke with some bar patrons last week. Patricia from Syosset was having a great time, until she remembered that she stubbed her toe that morning. (0:00) Scot Haney's birthday is today! He was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about his assignment in Florida next week, which revealed that AJ cannot remember where his mother lives. (6:49) Comedian Anthony Rodia was in studio with Chaz and AJ to talk about the anger from multiple fanbases over botched Opening Day festivities. (23:35) Chaz and AJ wanted to share viral audio of a woman being chastised by a judge from driving her car while on a live video call for a court proceeding. First, Anthony Rodia shared a story from when he was arrested for an incident with a rubber pellet gun. (35:30)

Comedian Jeff Ross was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about his special "Take a Banana for the Ride." Jeff also admitted that some roast jokes have hit him hard in the past, specifically from Nikki Glaser.

Chaz and AJ were live with Australia's Ross Coulthart this morning, to talk about the search for a missing US Air Force Major General. Ross was talking about the information that he might possess about UFO intelligence, when his phone suddenly cut out. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, a man set a brand new world record for most balloons put in his nose and taken out his mouth in 60 seconds. (8:37) Yesterday, Chaz and AJ talked about the professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee, who has been accused of murder after shooting a passenger in the car he was driving. Today, there are still so many questions about how all of these things happened. (13:46) Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning, taking calls and quesitons from the Tribe about their favorite bands and artists. Jimmy talked about Triumph, music rights, the first concert he ever attended, and the most amount of money he's ever paid for one show. (33:18)

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ talked about the quadruple amputee cornhole player who has been accused of murder, after shooting a passenger while driving. Lots of questions about the logistics of the crime. (0:00) The Tribe called in to share their observations and questions about the quadruple amputee murder suspect. Why, in a car full of people, is the amputee the one driving? (9:50) 18-Year-Old Sofia was in studio with Chaz and AJ this morning, to take on AJ in rock trivia. The Tribe called in with their questions from the 70's and 80's, to see who could answer first. (22:11)

Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their celebrity encounter stories. Spotting a rock star at Disney, parking the car for an MLB all-star, and having a tortellini salad stolen by an Oscar winner.

Chaz and AJ played audio from the air traffic control communications just before the crash at LaGuardia. One of the pilots in the clip really stood out for their demeanor during the tragedy. (0:00) A Florida man with a strange name headlined Dumb Ass News, for the appropriate crime he was fouund guilty of. (10:15) More the Justin Timberlake DUI audio, this time focusing on his "friend" that did not help one bit. (13:57) Mike from Long Island called Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about his two cousins being on the plane that crashed at LaGuardia. Thankfully, they will be OK, even through their seats were extremely close to the front of the plane. (23:14) Brian Foley, former Hartford Police Detective, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to go over the Justin Timberlake DUI bodycam footage with them. Plus, some of the celebrity encounters he's had throughout his career in Hartford. (34:53) Gina Gershon was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about her new book, AlphaPussy. What does that mean, and how has it helped her in her career? Gina also talked about her role in "Showgirls," and laughing in the theater during the film's debut. (45:29)

Chaz and AJ spoke to "C.P.R." this morning, who spent time on tour with Limp Bizkit in the early 2000s. He was in charge of searching the audience for ticket upgrades, which usually meant offering to bring women backstage to party the bands. Photo courtesy: "C.P.R."

Chaz and AJ talked about the UConn men and St. John's teams both advancing to the Sweet 16. Plus, Shia LeBeouf has been terrorizing the public and Keith Urban is bringing back yacht rock. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, more celebrity insanity from Justin Timberlake. Going back to 2024, as the footage from his DUI stop has been made public. (10:33) The Tribe called in stories where they probably, should have, most likely been arrested. Instead, they shared stories for a chance to win the last pair of free tickets to see the Foo Fighters. (19:20)

Chaz and AJ called Blöthar this morning, to talk about GWAR coming to Long Island and Connecticut in the next few days. While smoking cigarettes on the toilet, Blöthar shared stories from 40 years of GWAR, including the disastrous crapapult, and a mistake that nearly ended the tour with Lamb of God.

Chaz and AJ talked about NY Governor Kathy Hochul's tax problem, and Long Island's smallest house for sale. (0:00) The Tribe called in with their stories of pet fails, all for a chance to win tickets to the Foo Fighters. From dogs eating baby birds, to skunk incidents, and eating almost all the sweet potatoes. (10:22) Dean McCluskey was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about his father, Allen, a Guinness World Record holder after digging graves for 73+ years. (22:42) Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe for their party fails, which seemed to included alcohol more often than not. (35:37)

Chaz and AJ invited Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik on this morning to share more details about the Foo Fighters, Rod Stewart, and Rush. Plus questions from the Tribe about Billy Idol, Metallica, Bob Dylan and the chances that Aerosmith could reform.

Mike Killen, a St. John's graduate, was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the best college coaches of all time. Mike also shared why he is not a fan of UConn in 2026. (0:00) Chaz and AJ opened the phone lines to the Tribe, for a chance to win tickets to see the Foo Fighters. They shared their worst or weirdest jobs, from jobs at the sewage plant, to unwanted nudity, and getting tricked into working "vomit duty" at the state fair. (15:27)Is there evidence of Bigfoot, or Sasquatch? Chaz and AJ spoke with Chris Reinhardt from Discover Sasquatch, who shared what he believes to be audio proof of a sasquatch "singing." (36:11)

Wayne Carini was in studio with Chaz and AJ this morning, to share some stories of the movie-famous cars he's restored or still has. Plus, some hillbilly moments from decades of car hunting, and the Tribe waited to share their stories as well.

Chaz and AJ's "On the Board" this morning was all about the most iconic vehicles from TV and movies. When K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider was called in, they realized the actor who voiced the computer is about to turn 99-years-old. (0:00) Former NYC Fire Fighter Dave Russell was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the big high-rise fire that was happening near the NYC St. Patrick's Day parade. (6:59)The Tribe called in their hillbilly moments for a chance to win tickets to see the Foo Fighters. From hunting squirrels, to crashing through a windshield, and Pablo's public service effort picking up garbage. (17:16) How much would you pay for a single Cheeto? Chaz and AJ revealed in Dumb Ass News the new Guinness World Record amount that was paid for the "Cheetozard." (35:50)Carlos Reyes Jr. from the Bridgeport Fire Department was in studio to demonstrate some of the world's strongest firefighter competition, by lifting a 200 pound fire hydrant over his head, while dressed in full gear. (42:06)

Chaz and AJ welcomed Shane Carty from Trinity Bar in New Haven to the studio for St. Patrick's Day. Shane talked about the parade, the food prep the bar does for the holiday, children, pigs and a past Chaz and AJ broadcast they hosted.

Tribe member Emma was on the phone with Chaz and AJ, talking all about the things we expect to see on St. Patrick's Day. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, a 19-year-old suffered a bizarre injury during a beer pong game. (8:31)The Tribe called in with their stories of the odd things that brought them to the Emergency Room. Everyone who got their story on the air, was put in the running to win tickets to the newly-announced Foo Fighters show in Bridgeport. (14:22) Despite lots of hype, zero Oscars were awarded to Timothee Chalamet or "Marty Supreme." Maureen Callahan was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to breakdown the missteps that lead to him losing out, and addressed the big elephant about the Conan hosting job. (26:00)

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik made a rare Monday morning appearance with Chaz and AJ to share incredible concert news; the Foo Fighters will be back in April. A surprise one-off show in Bridgeport at the Total Mortgage Arena, with tickets going on sale Friday.

Chaz and AJ asked Vince to go into New Haven yesterday and talk to the fun people at the St. Patrick's Day parade. Vince met Quentin from Ireland, who showed no hesitation breaking into song. Plus, Big Mike was at the Loud Island Bite Bash last week, and spoke to concert goers about their craziest concert experiences. (0:00) Jason Page was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk sports, starting with yet another UConn loss at the hands of St. John's. Plus, some talk about the United States team in the World Baseball Classic, and Jason might have already broken his promise regarding the Giants. (15:29) Mike and Mike were in studio with Chaz and AJ this morning to recap all of the Oscars. Did the right movies win? Was Conan a good host? Has Barbra Streisand stopped talking yet? (27:07)

Whatever you do, do not be late for a meeting with Keith. He shared his Top 5 rules with Chaz and AJ this morning, since there have been a million meetings the last few weeks.

Chaz and AJ were out late last night for Loud Island's Bite Bash, and Chaz wiped out while holding two expensive drinks. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, a Detroit woman called police when a hairdresser pulled a gun on her for $10. (11:30) It is Friday the 13th, and AJ talked about the common superstitions people obey. (19:18) Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with the commercials that randomly get stuck in their head from when they were growing up. Anyone else remember Mount Airy Lodge? (23:37)St. Patrick's Day parades continue this weekend in Connecticut, including the Milford parade happening tomorrow. Chaz and AJ spoke with Mike McCabe, the chief organizer this morning about how this event has grown rapidly. (36:25)

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to get help from the Tribe finalizing his ballot for the Rock Hall of Fame. Jimmy had settled on five votes, with three artists to choose for the final two spots.

Tick experts are already warning everyone that it is going to be a brutal year for the little blood suckers. Chaz and AJ took some calls from the Tribe about their tick nightmares. (0:00) Comedian Vince Berry was in studio with Chaz and AJ, to share some audio from the Hartford St. Pat's parade over the weekend. Kate was dressed as Pooh Bear, and had been drinking straight vodka since 8 AM. (9:58) Charlie Dowd, the Deputy Athletic Director at Sacred Heart University was in studio this morning to talk about playoff hockey starting this weekend! (25:09)

Chaz and AJ spoke with Maureen Callahan about why certain celebrities seem to be more widely hated, like Gwyneth Paltrow. Plus, Maureen's strong thoughts on Marty Supreme and the dirty plays behind his Oscar chances on Sunday.Photo courtesy: Maureen Callahan

In Dumb Ass News, a man spent more fighting a ticket in court, than if he had just paid it. Plus, the Tribe calls in their stories of passing the school bus. (0:00) A woman broke into a home in Missouri, and started eating their Fruity Pebbles. (5:57) Tribe member Jose in Shelton called Chaz and AJ to welcome them to Long Island, and talked about his two mistresses on the island. Plus, his two rules for a successful marriage, after being married three time. (11:33) Sunday is a big day for New Haven, as the state's largest spectator event will take place; the New Haven St. Patrick's Day parade. Fiona Stewart Jimenez is the Grand Marshal for 2026, and was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about what it takes to be named the Grand Marshal. (31:01) A Florida woman gave a weird reason for driving 136 mph, which was more than double the posted speed limit. (40:30)

Chaz called his wife, Jennifer this morning to argue about the surplus of cake in the house lately. Chaz has been trying to lose weight, and blames Jennifer for bringing home cake. The Tribe also responded to Chaz considering Ozempic to lose some pounds.

Chaz and AJ reached out to Mike, one of the curators of LongIslandWiseGuy on social media. Mike talked more about the area's iconic potholes, and played audio from some other recent videos. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, Florida students have been hitting the deck because of aggressive geese on campus. (13:21) No one wants to sit next to a passenger like this, but everyone wants to get the viral video. A drunk woman was removed from a flight after playing videos on her phone with no headphones. (17:51) An interview with a rock author didn't go so smoothly, so Chaz and AJ reviewed the tape to figure out who was the A-hole? (22:24)

Thankfully, everyone seemed to be OK - but the fan falling through the stage at the Machine Gun Kelly show certainly earned distinction in Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News this morning. The multiple angles really provided a ton of extra context, as well. Photo credit: Reuters