BS with Brian Simpson

In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to some of the most bizarre and confusing real-world stories making the rounds right now.From unbelievable news headlines to questionable decision-making, this episode dives into the kind of stories that make you stop and think, “How is this even possible?”00:00 – Quick Intro & What’s Coming 01:00 – Listener Story: Scams & Wild Situations 03:30 – Should There Be More Accountability? 06:30 – The Story Everyone Is Talking About 10:00 – Breaking Down What Doesn’t Add Up 14:30 – Why Media Leaves Out Key Details 18:30 – The Questions No One Is Answering 22:00 – Another Viral Story Reaction 26:30 – Real Talk on Relationships & Society 30:00 – Internet Stories That Go Too Far 34:30 – Product Trends & What People Buy 38:00 – Why People Fall for Certain Marketing 41:00 – Final Thoughts & Wrap UpVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into some of the most fascinating and surprising topics—from viral reality shows to real-world crime stories and the psychology behind risky decisions. This is a hot one.00:00 Intro + Tour Recap & Live Shows 01:30 Why Celebrity Culture Isn’t That Interesting 03:00 The Reality Show That Raises Big Questions 06:30 Why People Take Extreme Risks 10:00 Power, Authority & Real-Life Systems 14:00 Public Figures & Responsibility Discussion 17:00 Listener Email: Life Upgrades & Advice 19:00 Everyday Laws You Didn’t Know About 22:00 Gaming Talk: What’s Worth Your Time 25:00 Wild News Story Breakdown 28:00 The Most Impressive Heists Ever 34:00 Why Most People Get Caught 38:00 Discipline, Money & Human Nature 43:00 The Small Mistakes That Change Everything 47:00 Real Talk on Success & Friendships 50:30 Final Thoughts + OutroVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into a wide range of topics including comedy culture, festival season in Austin, gaming debates, and real-life listener advice.Brian shares his thoughts on how creative festivals evolve over time, the challenges artists face in entertainment spaces, and why authenticity matters in comedy and creative communities.The episode also features listener emails covering friendship boundaries, relationships, and navigating disagreements with people you care about.Later in the episode, Brian talks about gaming culture, what makes a great video game experience, and why certain design choices matter to players.If you enjoy podcasts about comedy, culture, gaming, and honest conversations about life, this episode is for you.00:00 – Festival Season in Austin 02:00 – Why Festivals Change Over Time 06:00 – Comedy Culture & Authenticity 10:30 – Austin Traffic During Festivals 15:30 – Public Transportation Debate 20:00 – Wild News Story Breakdown 26:00 – Listener Email: Friendship Drama 34:30 – Setting Boundaries With Friends 41:00 – Advice on Communication in Relationships 47:00 – Relationship & Politics Debate 55:00 – Gaming Culture Rant 1:05:00 – Game Design Pet Peeves 1:15:00 – More Listener Questions 1:25:00 – Final ThoughtsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson breaks down listener questions, unusual news stories, and everyday life decisions with his signature honest perspective.Brian discusses smart spending habits, why some things are worth investing in, and how small decisions can affect your long-term comfort and quality of life. He also reacts to bizarre headlines, internet rumors, and situations where people made extremely questionable choices.00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates01:10 – Listener Question: Buying Furniture on a Budget04:30 – Why Mattresses Are Worth the Investment08:00 – The Difference Between Frugal and Cheap11:40 – Reacting to a Wild News Story About an Argument Over Food17:00 – How Small Decisions Can Change Lives22:30 – Austin Nightlife & Why Late Nights Get Risky28:30 – Internet Rumors and Viral Misinformation33:30 – When Online Stories Turn Out to Be Fake36:30 – Bizarre Crime Story: A Very Bad Plan40:30 – Why Bad Decisions Often Start Small42:10 – Final Thoughts & Listener EmailsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian breaks down celebrity headlines, relationship expectations, internet confession culture, and a difficult workplace dilemma — all with his signature honest perspective.00:00 – Welcome Back & What Counts as “Big News” Now02:15 – Celebrity Feuds & Why They Don’t Hit the Same07:00 – Childless vs Childfree: What’s the Difference?11:40 – Why You Can’t Change Someone in a Relationship18:00 – Reddit Confessions & Internet Stories23:30 – Should You Reveal a Secret That Could Change Everything?26:00 – The “Stinky Coworker” Workplace Dilemma31:00 – How to Address Hygiene Issues Professionally36:00 – Leverage, Power & Knowing Your Value at Work42:30 – Corporate vs Service Industry Work Culture45:00 – Tour Updates & Closing ThoughtsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson shares honest, thoughtful perspective on Austin’s rapid growth, the evolution of comedy, originality in creative work, and listener questions about real-life situations.Brian discusses how cities change over time, the realities of modern creative careers, and why originality still matters in stand-up comedy. He also responds to listener emails covering relationships, decision-making, and unusual real-world situations—blending humor with grounded perspective.00:00 – Welcome Back & Show Updates01:15 – Listener Question: Austin’s Growth Explained04:30 – Why Cities Change Over Time07:05 – Comedy Originality and Creative Discipline11:00 – Internet Fame vs Real-World Skill15:45 – Listener Story: Relationship and Trust19:30 – Modern Media and Perspective24:15 – News Story Reaction: Lottery Controversy30:40 – Fairness, Luck, and Opportunity36:10 – Public Events and Media Decisions42:00 – Final Advice and Listener Questions52:10 – Closing ThoughtsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian breaks down real questions about navigating professional environments, handling personal business privately, understanding long-term consequences, and why honesty and discretion matter more than public validation. Along the way, he reacts to news stories, reflects on workplace dynamics, and explores why certain environments fit different stages of life.00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates02:00 – Listener Question: Giving Honest Advice05:30 – Workplaces, Privacy, and Boundaries09:45 – Why Discretion Matters14:30 – Long-Term Consequences vs. Short-Term Wins19:00 – Relationships and Shared Interests23:45 – Listener Follow-Up: Perspective Shift28:40 – Reacting to Cultural Differences33:50 – Aging, Environments, and Comfort38:40 – Finding Humor in Everyday Life42:10 – Final Thoughts & Wrap-UpVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian responds to listener emails and current stories while sharing honest, humorous perspective on everyday frustrations, creativity, games, work ethic, and modern life.Brian discusses everything from how people process stress and irritation, to why creativity takes discipline, to the difference between intentional challenge and unnecessary frustration in games and work. Along the way, he breaks down listener questions, reacts to unusual news stories, and reflects on how people navigate responsibility, ambition, and expectations in today’s world.00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates02:10 – Dealing With Everyday Frustrations05:30 – Why Some Challenges Feel Rewarding09:10 – Games, Creativity, and Intentional Difficulty13:45 – Listener Email: Creative Discipline18:40 – Work Ethic and Long-Term Focus23:30 – Reacting to Unusual News Stories28:50 – Responsibility, Stress, and Perspective34:40 – How People Process Anger and Frustration39:55 – Finding Humor in Real Life45:10 – Final Listener Thoughts & Wrap-UpVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian responds to real-world questions about navigating partnerships without resentment, making smart financial choices, choosing growth over comfort, and understanding when logic and emotion collide. From relationship dynamics to long-term thinking, this episode balances humor with thoughtful insight — without pretending there’s one right answer.00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates02:10 – Why Boundaries Matter in Relationships05:00 – Logic vs. Emotion08:30 – Spending Money With Intention12:40 – When Compromise Becomes Resentment17:20 – Choosing Peace Over Being Right22:30 – Career Risk and Long-Term Thinking27:45 – Advice Without Pretending to Be an Expert33:10 – Navigating Modern Expectations38:40 – Growth, Accountability, and Self-Awareness43:50 – Final Thoughts & Listener TakeawaysVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian dives into thoughtful listener emails covering relationships, personal responsibility, boundaries, anger, trust, and decision-making. With his signature honesty and humor, Brian breaks down why advice should never be treated as instruction — and why listening, context, and accountability matter more than quick answers.00:00 – Welcome Back & Live Show Updates02:05 – The Weight of Giving Advice04:15 – Honesty vs. Expertise07:30 – Why Listening Matters11:45 – Recognizing Fear and Pressure16:20 – Compassion Without Judgment20:45 – Processing Anger the Right Way26:10 – Boundaries, Responsibility, and Choice32:30 – Fans, Critics, and Engagement38:45 – Authenticity vs. Persona44:10 – Long-Term Thinking Over Short-Term Relief50:30 – Final Thoughts on Advice and AccountabilityVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In episode 150, Brian responds to a wide range of listener emails covering relationships, personal growth, culture, technology, and modern dilemmas — all with honesty, humor, and clear perspective.00:00 – Welcome Back & Setting the Tone01:20 – A Listener Story That Sparks the Episode04:10 – Identity, Perspective & Humor07:45 – Relationship Advice & Hard Truths11:30 – Boundaries, Responsibility & Growth15:40 – When Advice Gets Complicated20:10 – Culture, Media & Accountability24:50 – Creativity, Entertainment & Enjoyment29:30 – Technology, AI & Modern Concerns34:10 – Final Thoughts & Closing PerspectiveVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson, where Brian breaks down listener emails, modern culture, and the everyday logic behind why life feels more frustrating than it used to. This week Brian reacts to a wide range of fan emails that spiral into bigger conversations about digital ownership, gaming culture, technology, relationships, parenting, and personal responsibility. From frustrations with modern companies to why people avoid accountability, this episode blends humor with sharp, honest perspective.00:00 – Welcome Back & Modern Life Reality Check01:15 – Digital vs Physical Games Explained04:00 – Why Ownership Doesn’t Feel Real Anymore06:45 – Gaming, Consoles, and What People Actually Use09:30 – Listener Advice: Attraction & Shared Living14:30 – Why Dating a Roommate Gets Complicated Fast19:00 – Emotional Reality vs Expectations23:30 – Culture, Accountability, and Responsibility27:00 – How Past Generations Imagined the Future31:00 – Technology, Privacy, and Social Change38:45 – AI, Parenting, and Responsibility45:30 – Final Thoughts & Tour DatesVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian breaks down a long-running listener story involving missed timing, emotional attachment, and the hard truth about knowing when to walk away. From unspoken feelings to complicated living situations, Brian offers honest insight on why clarity matters more than comfort.00:00 – Welcome back & tour updates01:40 – Holiday thoughts and gift expectations03:10 – Why waiting to speak up changes everything05:00 – A long-term listener story begins07:45 – When feelings stay unspoken too long10:20 – Living close to someone you want13:10 – Emotional confusion vs real connection16:40 – Why some people choose chaos20:00 – The danger of “what if” thinking23:30 – Peace of mind as a life rule27:10 – Knowing when the door is closed30:00 – Advice for letting go cleanly33:30 – Why timing matters more than intention36:10 – Listener reactions & perspective checks39:40 – Final thoughts on growth and clarityVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Brian reacts to intense fan emails, ranging from chaotic relationship sagas to deeper conversations about power, mental health of veterans, risk-taking, ambition, and what happens when people reach the top and still feel empty.00:00 – Welcome back & upcoming shows01:10 – Why fan emails keep getting wilder03:45 – Corporate trust and why consumers feel trapped06:30 – When search, ads, and profit collide09:10 – Why big companies stop caring12:00 – A massive listener update begins15:20 – Trauma, survival, and being unheard19:40 – How systems fail people in crisis23:10 – Power, paranoia, and losing control27:00 – Why some stories sound unbelievable but aren’t31:15 – Brian breaks down hyper-vigilance35:40 – The long-term cost of untreated trauma39:30 – Relationship chaos and risky decisions43:50 – Why some people can’t stop pushing limits47:20 – Ambition, dominance, and needing the thrill51:00 – When success isn’t enough anymore54:40 – Risk as the last remaining emotion58:10 – Why consequences stop mattering01:01:30 – Final thoughts on power and restraintVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of BS With Brian Simpson, Brian reads one of the longest, wildest, most chaotic listener emails ever sent to the show — a full saga of breakups, new relationships, jealousy, trust issues, mistakes, secrets, and self-reflection gone sideways.00:00 The Wildest Email Episode Begins01:57 “I Want a Cybertruck… Will People Judge Me?”06:10 A Massive Follow-Up Email From Episode 12407:49 The Chaotic Upstairs/Downstairs Living Situation10:14 New Girlfriend, Old Problems14:02 Where Everything Started Falling Apart15:28 The Phone Check That Exposed Everything16:33 Old Messages, Secrets & “Why Do You Still Have That?”21:51 The Final Straw That Ended the Engagement27:15 Brian’s Brutal Truth: “You Don’t Get Them Back.”32:14 IRS Agents Watching OnlyFans?!37:12 Brian Breaks Down Government Logic (or Lack Of)VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From career struggles and health challenges to relationship drama, gaming culture, internet trends, and big-picture questions about AI — Brian breaks it all down with his signature mix of honesty, humor, and sharp insight.❗️ Chapters00:00 Brian Returns — The Email Episode Begins00:37 A Listener’s Life Falls Apart After a Health Diagnosis05:01 “Has This Held Me Back?” — A Brutally Honest Question07:40 When People Speak With Zero Facts10:58 The Wildest News Story Brian Has Ever Read15:12 A Disturbing Case That Shakes Brian20:14 The AI Breakdown Nobody Is Talking About27:24 A Marine Shares a Shocking Life Story31:29 “I Want Peace… But What Do I Do Now?”37:59 The Trap of Modern Creativity43:29 Why Everything Feels Unoriginal49:13 Closing Thoughts & Upcoming TourVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian reads the final chapter of one of the craziest listener sagas ever submitted — a multi-episode relationship roller coaster involving secrecy, confusion, emotional chaos, and a shocking twist ending.❗️ Chapters00:00 – Welcome back & show updates00:24 – A different kind of episode begins01:00 – The return of a three-part listener saga02:10 – The original email recap03:30 – How it all started: a relationship gone sideways05:12 – The emotional trap explained06:40 – Why walking away is harder than it sounds08:20 – The moment everything unravels09:55 – A reality check in the car11:00 – Drawing boundaries that finally stick12:25 – The update that changes everything14:00 – The husband enters the story15:20 – The shocking phone call17:10 – Unexpected empathy and confusion18:30 – The truth about what happened next20:00 – Why some people never face consequences22:00 – “I’ve moved on” — the final word23:10 – Life update from Tokyo24:20 – Lessons learned the hard way26:00 – Brian’s final thoughts & positive endingVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian dives into wild inbox confessions, surprising conspiracy thinking, real-talk about relationships, and the comedy behind the confusion of modern life.❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Weekend Recap & Tour Dates01:30 – What Brian Is Playing Right Now04:00 – The Game That Keeps Pulling Him Back In06:10 – Why Certain Games Have Everyone Hooked08:00 – Brian Talks About Conspiracy Mindsets10:45 – The Hidden Danger of “Harmless” Conspiracy Theories13:20 – What’s REALLY Going on With Certain Businesses15:40 – Why Private Equity Is Quietly Changing Everything18:30 – Housing, Costs, and the Austin Problem20:15 – Airline Chaos & The Truth About Budget Flights23:05 – Waffle House, FEMA & Disaster Reality Checks25:00 – Fan Email #1: PowerPoint Thanksgiving Update30:10 – Fan Email #2: Relationship Drama Abroad33:20 – Why Men Struggle With Heartbreak Differently37:00 – Modern Marriage, Money & Harsh Realities41:50 – Life Overseas vs. The American Dream45:20 – Brian’s Thoughts on Love vs. Logic48:00 – Tulsa Show Story: The Unexpected Situation52:30 – When Good Intentions Go Wrong56:10 – Brian Talks Instinct, Intuition & Life Choices59:00 – Closing Thoughts & Fan Follow-UpsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Brian reacts to a series of unbelievable relationship emails, breaks down dating dynamics, talks about traveling for shows, food recommendations, and gives grounded life insights you won’t hear anywhere else.If you enjoy episodes that mix real stories, authentic advice, and Brian’s signature take on life, hit that Subscribe button — it truly helps the show grow.00:00 – Welcome Back & On the Road Again 00:50 – Listener Email: “Maybe He’s Going Through Something” 03:00 – Relationship Challenges & Emotional Breaking Points 05:20 – Co-Parenting, Stability, and Real-Life Struggles 07:50 – A Mother’s Perspective on Trying to Improve 10:10 – Gaming Talk: Travel Tips & Battery Secrets 12:45 – Food on the Road: Chains vs Local Spots 15:20 – Why Word of Mouth Still Matters 18:05 – Restaurant Consistency & Travel Stories 21:40 – Listener Follow-Up: Setting Boundaries 24:20 – How Scams Hook People Emotionally 27:00 – Social Worker Weighs In on Relationship Styles 30:10 – Knowing Yourself Before Dating Others 32:20 – Dating Apps vs Meeting in Person 34:15 – The “Too Many Options” Problem 36:00 – The Math Behind Choosing a Partner 37:30 – Final Thoughts & How to Send Your EmailsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Brian shares updates from his comedy tour, answers wild listener emails, and dives deep into relationships, trust, heartbreak, and self-growth — all with his trademark blend of honesty and humor. If you’ve ever wondered how to bounce back from bad love, how to reconnect after isolation, or how to stop self-sabotaging — this one’s for you.00:00 – Welcome back from tour! 02:00 – Comedy, fans, and viral moments 06:15 – Advice Champ: Helping your partner make friends 14:30 – Relationship regret and emotional walls 21:40 – Learning from heartbreak 29:50 – The artist’s mind and mental health 36:00 – Wild listener email: The forbidden love triangle 48:20 – Can you fix betrayal once it happens? 55:00 – Life lessons from military service 01:03:40 – The truth about discipline, growth, and purpose 01:10:50 – Closing thoughts & gratitude to fansVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — this week Brian answers listener emails, talks real life, and roast-level breaks down the chaos of travel, relationships, and parenting…❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Show is back + tour dates02:00 – How to send emails to the show03:30 – Atlanta airport: the chaos hub08:30 – Why travel problems stack up in one city12:30 – Military story about not getting paid18:30 – Standing up for yourself at work24:00 – Listener email: relationships & rules30:30 – Being honest vs keeping the peace35:00 – Listener email: parenting and boundaries40:00 – Kids need stability more than anything45:00 – Government, money, and regular people52:00 – Closing thoughts + send your emailsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — where comedy, real talk, and a little chaos collide.In this episode, Brian dives deep into the Nintendo Switch 2 hype, predicts GTA 6’s wild pricing strategy, breaks down why Battlefield 6 and Madden aren’t what they used to be, and shares hilarious stories from life on the road.From gaming culture to travel fails (yes, the Atlanta airport strikes again), Brian brings his signature mix of wit, honesty, and storytelling that keeps fans coming back every week.🎮 Highlights:– Why the new Nintendo Switch 2 is actually worth it– Brian’s bold prediction for GTA 6 prices– Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: who’s really winning?– The truth about gaming culture and public judgment– Stand-up life, airports, and hilarious real-world chaos🕹️ BS with Brian Simpson is comedy for thinkers, gamers, and fans of honest conversation.Subscribe for more hilarious takes, gaming breakdowns, and life stories every week!📍 Tour Dates & Info: bransonsimpsoncomedy.com📧 Email the show: [email protected]📱 Follow Brian Simpson on: Instagram - @bscomedianTikTok - @briansimpsoncomedy⏱️ Chapter Markers00:00 – Welcome Back to BS with Brian Simpson01:00 – Comedy Tour Updates and Travel Fails03:00 – Nintendo Switch 2: Worth the Hype?07:00 – Influencers vs Reality in Gaming Reviews09:00 – Why GTA 6 Could Cost $300 (And Still Sell Out)13:00 – Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: Old-School Gamers Fight Back15:00 – Why Modern Gaming Feels Different18:00 – Airport Nightmares and Travel Comedy20:00 – Judgment in Public and Being Yourself22:00 – Comedy Life & Podcast Philosophy25:00 – Random Headlines and Pop-Culture Chaos27:00 – Brian Simpson Signs Off With A Laugh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you enjoy this episode, hit Like, Comment & Subscribe to support the show and keep it growing!📧 Email Brian!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – we might play yours on the show.👉 Email: [email protected]👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian📖 DescriptionThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian digs into real-world problems and big-picture ideas:⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates1:10 – Factory Life & Bad Management Email3:00 – Job Security & Automation Talk6:00 – Always Be Job Hunting (Why You Should)8:00 – Gaming: Ark Raiders & AI Singularity10:00 – Would Brian Ever Leave the U.S.?12:00 – Parenting, Responsibility & Pets15:00 – Art & Music That Changed His Life19:00 – Life Advice & Words for Hard Times20:00 – Breakfast Cereal Debate 🥣22:00 – AI Theories & The Future of Humanity25:00 – Bus Driver Chaos Story from Arizona33:00 – Bus Safety and Traffic Physics37:00 – Delivery Drivers & City Roundabouts39:00 – French Influencer Prank Gone Wrong40:30 – Closing Thoughts & Tour Reminder#CurrentEvents #ComedyPodcast #BrianSimpson #PoliticalComedy #ArtificialIntelligence Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: [email protected]👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianFOLLOW Jon Carden!Podcast: ⁨@TammysBoyPodcastInstagram: @goingtothejonIf you enjoyed this episode, hit Subscribe and share it with a friend—it helps the show grow!⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Filming in Austin & Opening Emails1:00 – Accidentally Shooting Foster Brother Story3:40 – Why Comics Skip Bad Barrel Topics5:30 – Ghosting, Tinder & Complicated Relationships8:15 – Marriage, Trust & Red Flags in Dating11:00 – Why Passion Feels So Wrong (But Right)15:00 – Incels, Loneliness & Modern Intimacy18:30 – Violence, Sex & Why Intimacy Matters More22:00 – Vulnerability, Manipulation & Modern Breakups27:00 – Real Love vs. Expectations in Relationships30:00 – OnlyFans, Image & Pride in Your Partner35:00 – Cancel Culture, Politics & America’s Decline40:00 – Civil War Fantasies vs. Real Survival45:00 – Who Really Runs the Country (Follow the Money)50:00 – Why Trades Matter More Than “Influencers” Today57:00 – Closing Thoughts & Survival in Modern America Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you enjoyed this episode, hit Subscribe and share it with a friend—it helps the show grow!WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: [email protected]👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianThis week Brian delivers his unique blend of comedy, honesty, and cultural commentary—mixing laughs with real talk about politics, technology, and human connection.⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Emails3:00 – Tech, Boredom & Growing Up Then vs. Now8:00 – Loneliness Epidemic & Human Connection13:00 – Future Generations & Merging With Machines17:00 – Relationship Advice: Roster vs. Real Love24:00 – Red Pill Culture Exposed30:00 – Kindergarten Charging $1,400 for Art?!35:00 – Cancel Culture, Free Speech & Jimmy Kimmel44:00 – America’s Decline & Political Hypocrisy52:00 – Hope, Cynicism & Hugging on the Way Down Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: [email protected]👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianIf you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow!This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian tackles:The firing of Jimmy Kimmel and the cancel culture debate, political hypocrisy and America’s slow decline, media monopolies and the FCC, Red Dead Redemption costing someone a job, LimeWire buying Fyre Festival, forgotten Black history figures and their legacies, and why technology shapes how generations handle life⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome & Episode Setup2:30 – Jimmy Kimmel Fired & Cancel Culture7:00 – Free Speech, Hypocrisy & Political Violence12:00 – FCC, Media Monopolies & Corruption18:00 – America’s Decline: Veneer vs. Reality24:00 – Emails: Losing a Job Over Red Dead Redemption29:30 – LimeWire Buys Fyre Festival?!34:00 – Forgotten Black History Figures41:00 – Technology, Generations & Instant Gratification47:00 – Ending Thoughts & Tour Dates Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian takes on the big questions: Is America past the point of no return? How the media gets it wrong—and why we fall for it. Nintendo Switch 2 hype and the struggles of gaming on the road. Why negativity is stealing your empathy. And yes, we try to end on a positive note. From politics to pop culture to plane rides, Brian keeps it real, hilarious, and thought-provoking.⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Dates2:00 – Global Catastrophe Predictions4:00 – Why Leaders Choose Loyalty Over Skill7:30 – Media Spin & Human Nature11:30 – Nintendo Switch 2 Talk15:00 – Gaming on the Road: Steam Deck Struggles18:30 – The Cycle of Bad Information22:00 – 24-Hour News & Division27:00 – Algorithms and What You Click On30:00 – Social Media Negativity & Empathy33:00 – Searching for Good News34:30 – Ending on a “Positive”👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: [email protected]👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianIf you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into the wild world of AI chatbots, tech lawsuits, and society’s obsession with smartphones. From shocking headlines about AI gone wrong to Japan’s proposed screen-time limits, Brian delivers his signature mix of comedy, cynicism, and sharp perspective.Plus: the Fermi Paradox, Mars colonization, and why humans are experts at messing things up. Stick around for emails, relationship advice, and plenty of laughs.0:28 – AI Chatbot Headlines3:28 – Lawsuits Against AI Companies8:20 – Relationships with Chatbots?12:26 – Technology vs. Humanity15:06 – The Fermi Paradox Explained18:13 – The Future of AI & Misuse24:05 – Japan’s Smartphone Ban Proposal29:25 – Teen Power & Social Media36:00 – First U.S. Case of Screw Worms?!39:00 – Brian Back on Tour40:14 – Email: Living with a Narcissist47:20 – Divorce, Advice & Moving On48:29 – Closing ThoughtsCall the VoicemailVoicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Email the show: [email protected] Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.comFollow Brian: @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian dives into a backlog of articles and emails from listeners, discussing how to navigate the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends,” an incident at a System of a Down concert, and Bill Belichick’s much younger girlfriend.02:15 – Brian on surviving the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends”08:40 – How to tell if someone’s actually funny vs. just networking15:22 – Listener question: “Should I even bother making comedy friends?”23:57 – System of a Down concert gets real weird32:10 – Bill Belichick and his suspiciously young girlfriend44:18 – Why people keep throwing toys at WNBA gamesVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian explores a fresh batch of articles and emails — covering topics like politics, relationship advice on reigniting an old flame, the power of resilience, and much more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian Simpson is back and tackling all your emails. Diving into topics revolved around comedy, which deity he would choose to be, as well as his opinions on gaming while on the road - as well as other topics!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s episode, Brian dives his thoughts on the inauguration, what classifies a human being, and much more. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s episode, Brian dives into the art of starting stand-up comedy. He also shares advice on navigating life after losing your soulmate, explores the latest buzz around Elon Musk declaring himself the “best gamer,” and tackles a variety of other engaging topics. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a new year with the same BS! In this week's episode, Brian dives into some wild topics, including Russia fining people for "looking too gay," a bizarre fight at a Jack in the Box, and his personal advice on shrooms. And that's just scratching the surface—tune in for more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, Brian tackles some fascinating topics, including whether Elon Musk is the ultimate gamer, his personal take on Christmas, and the shocking assassination of a healthcare CEO. And that's just the beginning—tune in for more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian explores themes of cynicism, questions whether his last visit to Canada was really his final one, offers a fresh perspective on piracy, and delves into the debate over whether the YMCA song is as "gay" as everyone claims. Tune in for all this and more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian takes a deep dive into baby mama drama, relationship advice, and much more.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian dives deep into politics as well as the 2024 presidential election.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian gives advice on how to deal with loud neighbors, how to appeal to new audiences as an entertainer, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian’s cat makes a guest appearance. Brian also talks about his new gaming obsession, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian gives relationship advice, talks about gaming, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian discusses rowdy cats, mediocrity in the gaming industry, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian discusses tech, how he lives a fulfilled life, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian talks about Fyre Fest 2, how to eliminate credit card debt, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.