BS with Brian Simpson

Brian is still completing his move to Austin, so this week he calls in to churn through the backlog at [email protected], featuring:- Fascism and IQ- Alien kingmaking- MRE reviews- The worst Best Buy in the worldFollow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Keenan Baker joins Brian to discuss old-school anime, why Black men shouldn't trust yt women, and New Jersey hospitals snitchin on babies.Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Keenan @KeenanBaker and @animeshunpodcastFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Evan Lovett from @LAinaminute joins Brian to talk Los Angeles history, featuring: avoiding Edison, invasive mosquitoes, poison rainwater, and the invention of the taco truck.Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Evan @LAinaminute and @EvanLovettFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode:- Ranking the top 5 comedy specials- Timeless vs Timely- What makes a GOAT- Cutthroat comedy- Shooting a comedy special- Young folks- Porn and protests in china- Horseshoe TheoryFollow Brian everywhere: @bscomedian Follow Tre everywhere: @trestewart1 Get tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail questions, comments, beats, and everything else to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today's episode:The FBI "raids" Mar-a-LagoFacebook snitches on a couple of Nebraska usersThe optimism of the 1990sGOATed Serena retiresFollow Brian everywhere @bscomedian and find his tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian talks about touring with Tom Segura, the best meal he's ever had, an drinking orange soda in his grandma's basement. Plus, the Advice Champ rides again and a viewer shares a tale of revenge.Check out:https://techpolicy.press/debating-whether-ai-is-conscious-is-a-distraction-from-real-problems/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian's back from the road with opinions on how to execute people who steal money from foster kids, whether roleplaying games have made us weak, and proper de-planing etiquette.Send your beats to [email protected] Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian and find his tour dates at BrianSimpsonComedy.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Y’all ready for a fun one? Brian kicks off the episode with listener emails about why economics makes no sense and working at Best Buy in the 90s, followed by: - Why Elon might be forced to buy Twitter after all- How a galactic “burp” can slow down star formation- What humans can do about sex between zombie fliesFor Patrick Boyle’s Elon/Twitter explainer (mentioned in the episode) go here:  @Patrick Boyle  Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedianFind tour dates at BrianSimpsonComedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] support the show? Share it with a friend or go to Manscaped.com and use offer code BS20 for 20% off Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian discusses the dumbass politicians on both sides of the aisle, Elon Musk's ever-expanding brood, the James Webb Space Telescope, and French sausage giving people colon cancer.Plus, The Advice Champ (tm) answers your questions about foster care, video game addiction, and stand-up with an agenda.To get your own questions answered, email Brian at [email protected] Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian For tour dates, visit briansimpsoncomedy.comTo support the show, share it with a friend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian's back from performing for a packed crowd with Joe Rogan, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Hans Kim! Plus, he covers this weekend's shootings, a threesome brawl, accidental marijuana legalization, and prison slave labor. All on a particularly positive and delightfully optimistic episode of "BS with Brian Simpson" (future title: "Internal Investigations").Follow Brian @BScomedian and check out his tour dates at BrianSimpsonComedy.comWant support the show?Visit www.manscaped.com and use code BS20 for 20% off and free shipping Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian goes off on the Supreme Court's decision in Roe v. Wade, plus: An LAPD officer gets bodied by his fellow officers, Qatar outlaws f*cking at the World Cup, and Houston solves the homelessness crisis by (gasp!) giving people a place to live!Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian and check out upcoming tour dates at BrianSimpsonComedy.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian and producer Rob get a little serious when they talk about what sort of speech should be "allowed" on Twitter and other social media platforms. Plus: an elephant gets revenge, sex workers are not technophiles, and the Unabomber was (maybe?) right about a couple of things.Follow Brian @bscomedian and see his tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comSources:https://pluralistic.net/2022/06/21/early-adopters/#sex-techhttps://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-china-blog-40627855https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/phoenix-gas-station-selling-fuel-below-average-we-are-helping-our-communityhttps://www.fbi.gov/history/famous-cases/unabomberhttps://www.wired.com/2004/02/grey-album-fans-protest-clampdown/https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/new-updates/elephant-kills-woman-in-odisha-tramples-her-body-at-funeral/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes comedian Jeff Horste to the show to rant about Best Buy's customer service, why you should never pre-order ANYTHING, and why he's not a member of the "2A community.""He Does Not Look Like Video Games Made Him Do It": https://www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/ppm-ppm0000255.pdfFollow Brian @BScomedianFollow Jeff @JeffHorste Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian opines on the infuriating Diablo Immortal, miscellaneous tech gripes, the potential of a four-day workweek, and the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.Follow Brian everywhere at @BScomedian and like, subscribe, and share to support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian opines on the "cop mentality," arming middle schoolers, and selling tiddy sweat.Follow Brian on twitter and instagram @BScomedianSupport the show and get 20% off and free shipping with the code BS20 at https://Manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian flies solo because of a medical emergency on the production team. Today's topics include Jordan B. Peterson vs. Sports Illustrated, the Second Amendment, and free lunch in New York City. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes comedian Dame Grant onto the show to discuss killer cops, bad slogans, and sex tourism.Follow Brian @BScomedian and Dame @Dame_Grant_ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bodily fluids, Depp v Heard, and the wonderful Whites of Alabama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian unpacks the attack on Dave Chappelle at the Hollywood Bowl, a masturbation-induced injury, and the many crimes of the VA.Thanks to SLP for the swag, check them out at stuntin.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elon Musk offers $44B for Twitter, DNA building blocks found on meteorites, and a $300 MILLION typo.Like and subscribe to support the show, and follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian talks with Matt & Morgan from The Big Humble about civil forfeiture, Vatican slush funds, and whether Thanos was justified. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian talks about Brazilian butt lifts, tactical skateboarding, and the affordability of jetpacks with comedian Jamar Neighbors. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian opines on Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, geeks out over the Hubble Telescope, and dispenses advice on quitting an evil company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes Trevor Joyner to the show to discuss growing up in the DMV, rap battles, and which cops don't need to be fired. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian discusses Jerry Jones's greedy secret daughter, flying spiders, and tunnel-digging lasers.Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes Tre Stewart onto the podcast to talk about Putin, financial domination, and Tinder Swindlers.Follow Brian @BScomedian and follow Tre @TreStewart1Please like, subscribe, and enable notifications to support the show.A new episode of BS with Brian Simpson drops every Thursday at 6PM Pacific. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian is BACK to share his thoughts on Joe Rogan, Bitcoin hackers, high-speed internet, Disney vs Time Warner, and the JFK assassination. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This week we talk about, Sha'Carri Richardson's ban from the 2021 Olympics; A new child genius; Bootleg Vaccines in India; and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the riot at the US Capitol building, the guy that got smacked in the face with a can of Twisted Tea, and I read a story from reddit about small town revenge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about my struggles with the DMV; a women who allegedly stabbed herself in the vagina to get away with murder; and much more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about President Trump testing positive for Covid-19; A senior citizen-turned super hero; I answer some listener questions, and much more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I talk about the dumbest Sheriff in America, a shitty California Landlord, Autocorrect ruining a man, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I answer a few questions from Instagram (@bscomedian) ; discuss voting for Joe Biden; Kanye West running for president, and the haunted house I happend to discover. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the recent controversies in Hollywood, the ongoing pandemic, the Washington Redskins name change...etc. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I talk about people protesting stay-at-home orders, Why the Governor of Georgia is trash, why you should always wear clothes when you check the mail, and much more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I talk about why Jeff Bezos is still a garbage person; why you shouldn't take medical advice from memes, and the 20 states that still are not taking the corona-virus seriously...#Comedy #Jeffbezoa #Coronavirus #Quarantine #BrianSimpson #BSWBS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I talk about the Coronavirus lockdowns, the paltry sum of money that some in congress think will help; and explain the latest example of why Gamestop is an objectively evil company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I talk about how I feel about Las Vegas, the death of Kobe Bryant, whether you can commit suicide by drowning, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I talk about why I'm fine with a Judge having a threesome in the courthouse, an idiot who robbed a bank for so he could take out a loan, why you shouldn't triple wrap a gift, and sooo much more.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about my appearance on YMH and shoutout a couple of their amazing fans; a lawyer that was killed in court by a gun that was being used as evidence; make fun of South Dakota's ridiculous anti-meth slogan; continue my ongoing war on Popeye's Chicken, and much much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about T.I.'s hymen, getting body slammed at Popeye's, how my paranoia cost me my Amazon Prime membership, and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about 2 Nuns that mysteriously ended up pregnant, a stabbing over a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich, whether or not million dollar bills exist.. and much much more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the white man named Tupac Shakur; Garrett Morgan, the inventor of the stop-light; and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we congratulate Simone Biles on her record breaking performance; talk about my issue with the TSA; The Big Sky Comedy Festival; Why you shouldn't use toothpaste in your vagina and more. This week's Artist Spotlight is Portland Rapper KayelaJ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the Amber Guyger/Botham Jean murder trial; A women who opened the emergency exit on a plane to get some fresh air: freak athlete Journey Brown; and this week's Artist Spotlight is Washington D.C. band, Oh He Dead. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the stupid-tax, weigh the merits of snitching, and am once again saddened into ending the episode. We go out on a good note, with a sample track from new artist Sunny Haze. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today I talk about the controversy over Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, and Shane Gillis; a pedophile that was lured to a park and beaten down by a teenager dressed as Spider Man; and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the Popeye's chicken sandwich craze; Jay-Z and the NFL, A man that was caught for a murder by a financial company's Artificial Intelligence, and My own personal EPIC road-trip disaster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about a man that was born a slave and lived to be 130 years old, Mass shooters, a kid that was injured playing dodge ball, and we ask the important question; does vegan food keep you out of heaven?sponsor: https://vapor95.com/ offer code BRIANSIMPSON for %10 off Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.