BS with Brian Simpson

Brian and producer Rob get a little serious when they talk about what sort of speech should be "allowed" on Twitter and other social media platforms. Plus: an elephant gets revenge, sex workers are not technophiles, and the Unabomber was (maybe?) right about a couple of things.Follow Brian @bscomedian and see his tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comSources:https://pluralistic.net/2022/06/21/early-adopters/#sex-techhttps://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-china-blog-40627855https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/phoenix-gas-station-selling-fuel-below-average-we-are-helping-our-communityhttps://www.fbi.gov/history/famous-cases/unabomberhttps://www.wired.com/2004/02/grey-album-fans-protest-clampdown/https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/new-updates/elephant-kills-woman-in-odisha-tramples-her-body-at-funeral/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes comedian Jeff Horste to the show to rant about Best Buy's customer service, why you should never pre-order ANYTHING, and why he's not a member of the "2A community.""He Does Not Look Like Video Games Made Him Do It": https://www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/ppm-ppm0000255.pdfFollow Brian @BScomedianFollow Jeff @JeffHorste Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian opines on the infuriating Diablo Immortal, miscellaneous tech gripes, the potential of a four-day workweek, and the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.Follow Brian everywhere at @BScomedian and like, subscribe, and share to support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian opines on the "cop mentality," arming middle schoolers, and selling tiddy sweat.Follow Brian on twitter and instagram @BScomedianSupport the show and get 20% off and free shipping with the code BS20 at https://Manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian flies solo because of a medical emergency on the production team. Today's topics include Jordan B. Peterson vs. Sports Illustrated, the Second Amendment, and free lunch in New York City. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes comedian Dame Grant onto the show to discuss killer cops, bad slogans, and sex tourism.Follow Brian @BScomedian and Dame @Dame_Grant_ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bodily fluids, Depp v Heard, and the wonderful Whites of Alabama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian unpacks the attack on Dave Chappelle at the Hollywood Bowl, a masturbation-induced injury, and the many crimes of the VA.Thanks to SLP for the swag, check them out at stuntin.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elon Musk offers $44B for Twitter, DNA building blocks found on meteorites, and a $300 MILLION typo.Like and subscribe to support the show, and follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian talks with Matt & Morgan from The Big Humble about civil forfeiture, Vatican slush funds, and whether Thanos was justified. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian talks about Brazilian butt lifts, tactical skateboarding, and the affordability of jetpacks with comedian Jamar Neighbors. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian opines on Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, geeks out over the Hubble Telescope, and dispenses advice on quitting an evil company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes Trevor Joyner to the show to discuss growing up in the DMV, rap battles, and which cops don't need to be fired. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian discusses Jerry Jones's greedy secret daughter, flying spiders, and tunnel-digging lasers.Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes Tre Stewart onto the podcast to talk about Putin, financial domination, and Tinder Swindlers.Follow Brian @BScomedian and follow Tre @TreStewart1Please like, subscribe, and enable notifications to support the show.A new episode of BS with Brian Simpson drops every Thursday at 6PM Pacific. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian is BACK to share his thoughts on Joe Rogan, Bitcoin hackers, high-speed internet, Disney vs Time Warner, and the JFK assassination. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This week we talk about, Sha'Carri Richardson's ban from the 2021 Olympics; A new child genius; Bootleg Vaccines in India; and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the riot at the US Capitol building, the guy that got smacked in the face with a can of Twisted Tea, and I read a story from reddit about small town revenge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about my struggles with the DMV; a women who allegedly stabbed herself in the vagina to get away with murder; and much more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about President Trump testing positive for Covid-19; A senior citizen-turned super hero; I answer some listener questions, and much more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I talk about the dumbest Sheriff in America, a shitty California Landlord, Autocorrect ruining a man, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I answer a few questions from Instagram (@bscomedian) ; discuss voting for Joe Biden; Kanye West running for president, and the haunted house I happend to discover. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the recent controversies in Hollywood, the ongoing pandemic, the Washington Redskins name change...etc. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I talk about people protesting stay-at-home orders, Why the Governor of Georgia is trash, why you should always wear clothes when you check the mail, and much more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I talk about why Jeff Bezos is still a garbage person; why you shouldn't take medical advice from memes, and the 20 states that still are not taking the corona-virus seriously...#Comedy #Jeffbezoa #Coronavirus #Quarantine #BrianSimpson #BSWBS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I talk about the Coronavirus lockdowns, the paltry sum of money that some in congress think will help; and explain the latest example of why Gamestop is an objectively evil company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I talk about how I feel about Las Vegas, the death of Kobe Bryant, whether you can commit suicide by drowning, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I talk about why I'm fine with a Judge having a threesome in the courthouse, an idiot who robbed a bank for so he could take out a loan, why you shouldn't triple wrap a gift, and sooo much more.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about my appearance on YMH and shoutout a couple of their amazing fans; a lawyer that was killed in court by a gun that was being used as evidence; make fun of South Dakota's ridiculous anti-meth slogan; continue my ongoing war on Popeye's Chicken, and much much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about T.I.'s hymen, getting body slammed at Popeye's, how my paranoia cost me my Amazon Prime membership, and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about 2 Nuns that mysteriously ended up pregnant, a stabbing over a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich, whether or not million dollar bills exist.. and much much more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the white man named Tupac Shakur; Garrett Morgan, the inventor of the stop-light; and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we congratulate Simone Biles on her record breaking performance; talk about my issue with the TSA; The Big Sky Comedy Festival; Why you shouldn't use toothpaste in your vagina and more. This week's Artist Spotlight is Portland Rapper KayelaJ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the Amber Guyger/Botham Jean murder trial; A women who opened the emergency exit on a plane to get some fresh air: freak athlete Journey Brown; and this week's Artist Spotlight is Washington D.C. band, Oh He Dead. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the stupid-tax, weigh the merits of snitching, and am once again saddened into ending the episode. We go out on a good note, with a sample track from new artist Sunny Haze. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today I talk about the controversy over Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, and Shane Gillis; a pedophile that was lured to a park and beaten down by a teenager dressed as Spider Man; and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the Popeye's chicken sandwich craze; Jay-Z and the NFL, A man that was caught for a murder by a financial company's Artificial Intelligence, and My own personal EPIC road-trip disaster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about a man that was born a slave and lived to be 130 years old, Mass shooters, a kid that was injured playing dodge ball, and we ask the important question; does vegan food keep you out of heaven?sponsor: https://vapor95.com/ offer code BRIANSIMPSON for %10 off Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode we discuss the fallout of a comedian making a joke about rapper xxxtentacion, Black Serial Killers, and a man whose body was found at work after 10 years. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about brazilians bringing cocaine home from the Supermarket, OJ being back on twitter, the planned invasion of Area 51, and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about the a police Connecticut State Trooper inadvertently gave a man a recording of them planning to set him up; outrage over The Little Mermaid being black now; and people in LA and San Francisco paying 1200 dollars a month for a bunk-bed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode I talk about a woman named Marijuana Pepsi; the congressional hearings on reparations for slavery, the history of Juneteenth, H3H3 episode of stop-the-douche bag, and how we need to acknowledge how much sex the elderly are really having... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I talk about how awful the American healthcare system is in comparison to other wealthy nations; the Eric Garner case, the Texas asshole tickling bandit, and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I talk about the absolute disaster that occurred as a result of Betsy DeVos giving the commencement speech at an HBCU graduation and Washington's New 'Shoot the Fade' law Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the cesspool in NW Dallas called the Han Gil Hotel; my general disdain for people that spoil movies and TV shows on social media; and Civil Rights Hero and Anti-Lynching activist, Ida B. Wells. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I talk about the Old Town Road/Billboard controversy, and cultural appropriation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I discuss a man that set his wife on fire after an argument; Jussie Smollet, and the audacity of the Chicago PD; and the tragic death of beloved rapper Nipsey Hussle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode I talk about the Leaving Neverland documentary, this year's controversy around the laughing skull festival, the antivax movement and medical costs, and a shout-out to the late great Steven Brody Stevens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the Gucci and Liam Neeson racism controversies and my complete and utter disdain for the Grammy's and award shows in general. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.