BS with Brian Simpson

This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian takes on the big questions: Is America past the point of no return? How the media gets it wrong—and why we fall for it. Nintendo Switch 2 hype and the struggles of gaming on the road. Why negativity is stealing your empathy. And yes, we try to end on a positive note. From politics to pop culture to plane rides, Brian keeps it real, hilarious, and thought-provoking.⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Dates2:00 – Global Catastrophe Predictions4:00 – Why Leaders Choose Loyalty Over Skill7:30 – Media Spin & Human Nature11:30 – Nintendo Switch 2 Talk15:00 – Gaming on the Road: Steam Deck Struggles18:30 – The Cycle of Bad Information22:00 – 24-Hour News & Division27:00 – Algorithms and What You Click On30:00 – Social Media Negativity & Empathy33:00 – Searching for Good News34:30 – Ending on a “Positive”👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: [email protected]👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianIf you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into the wild world of AI chatbots, tech lawsuits, and society’s obsession with smartphones. From shocking headlines about AI gone wrong to Japan’s proposed screen-time limits, Brian delivers his signature mix of comedy, cynicism, and sharp perspective.Plus: the Fermi Paradox, Mars colonization, and why humans are experts at messing things up. Stick around for emails, relationship advice, and plenty of laughs.0:28 – AI Chatbot Headlines3:28 – Lawsuits Against AI Companies8:20 – Relationships with Chatbots?12:26 – Technology vs. Humanity15:06 – The Fermi Paradox Explained18:13 – The Future of AI & Misuse24:05 – Japan’s Smartphone Ban Proposal29:25 – Teen Power & Social Media36:00 – First U.S. Case of Screw Worms?!39:00 – Brian Back on Tour40:14 – Email: Living with a Narcissist47:20 – Divorce, Advice & Moving On48:29 – Closing ThoughtsCall the VoicemailVoicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Email the show: [email protected] Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.comFollow Brian: @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian dives into a backlog of articles and emails from listeners, discussing how to navigate the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends,” an incident at a System of a Down concert, and Bill Belichick’s much younger girlfriend.02:15 – Brian on surviving the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends”08:40 – How to tell if someone’s actually funny vs. just networking15:22 – Listener question: “Should I even bother making comedy friends?”23:57 – System of a Down concert gets real weird32:10 – Bill Belichick and his suspiciously young girlfriend44:18 – Why people keep throwing toys at WNBA gamesVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian explores a fresh batch of articles and emails — covering topics like politics, relationship advice on reigniting an old flame, the power of resilience, and much more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian Simpson is back and tackling all your emails. Diving into topics revolved around comedy, which deity he would choose to be, as well as his opinions on gaming while on the road - as well as other topics!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s episode, Brian dives his thoughts on the inauguration, what classifies a human being, and much more. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s episode, Brian dives into the art of starting stand-up comedy. He also shares advice on navigating life after losing your soulmate, explores the latest buzz around Elon Musk declaring himself the “best gamer,” and tackles a variety of other engaging topics. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a new year with the same BS! In this week's episode, Brian dives into some wild topics, including Russia fining people for "looking too gay," a bizarre fight at a Jack in the Box, and his personal advice on shrooms. And that's just scratching the surface—tune in for more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, Brian tackles some fascinating topics, including whether Elon Musk is the ultimate gamer, his personal take on Christmas, and the shocking assassination of a healthcare CEO. And that's just the beginning—tune in for more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian explores themes of cynicism, questions whether his last visit to Canada was really his final one, offers a fresh perspective on piracy, and delves into the debate over whether the YMCA song is as "gay" as everyone claims. Tune in for all this and more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian takes a deep dive into baby mama drama, relationship advice, and much more.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian dives deep into politics as well as the 2024 presidential election.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian gives advice on how to deal with loud neighbors, how to appeal to new audiences as an entertainer, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian’s cat makes a guest appearance. Brian also talks about his new gaming obsession, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian gives relationship advice, talks about gaming, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian discusses rowdy cats, mediocrity in the gaming industry, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian discusses tech, how he lives a fulfilled life, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian talks about Fyre Fest 2, how to eliminate credit card debt, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian highlights some of today’s con artists, dives into gaming and tech, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian talks about how many has changed his life, this years election, and so much more while also answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian talks about how haters boosted his ticket sales, racist South Africans, and so much more while also answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian offers his advice for new comedians, talks about the resale market for Burning Man tickets, and so much more while also answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian delves into the absurdity of a middle school's ban on all black clothing, shares his vision for saving the world, and explores the ways people attempt to alter others' core beliefs—all while answering your emails and covering so much more.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses art and cosplaying poverty, how to seek financial assistance, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses Biden dropping out, scam artists, and how to cherish real love.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses Trump getting shot, an email that he can't stop thinking about, as well as so much more.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses people's obsession to worship celebrities and certain religious figures, new updates and thoughts on the YSL trial, as well as bringing in a very special guest.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses the presidential debate, gets an update from a fan in regards to a tricky situation, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses a cannibalism BBQ, gives advice for stand up comedians and if you should pursue a workplace relationship, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses McDonald's use of AI, the wage increase at Waffle House, his political opinions, and so much more while also answering some of your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses the trials of Trump and Young Thug, the lawsuit on Cold Stone Creamery, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses his take on iphone vs galaxy phones, Trump's conviction, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses hecklers, fatal alligator attacks, the man or bear debate, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses doomsday prepping, Diddy, online trolls, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses the rap beef between Drake & Kendrick, gives advice on life and career choices, his take on seeking revenge, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses the housing market issues, homelessness, relationship advice, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses the Supreme Court decision, Olympics and their choice of outfits, how TikTok is crooked, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses Caitlin Clark and the WNBA, the solar eclipse, video games, game of thrones, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses Southwest Airlines seat accommodations, the rich and powerful, video games, acting advice, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses his new Netflix special, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Wal Mart charging to use their self checkout, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week starts on a particularly *philosophical* beat as Brian discusses Peter Singer and drowning children, the consternation he feels conversing with hyperloquacious individuals, and the battle between intellect and popularity. Plus, an after-school club designed to trigger republicans and the Advice Champ helps a listener with a career change.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

***Sponsor***FACTOR MEALSSupport the show and get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50***Happy holidays to all you Beaverpusses out there! This week Brian's talking about holiday gift-giving, why he doesn't hang out with magicians or accordion players, a Tolkien sequel that must be destroyed, and reparations for Haiti.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got an easygoing episode for you this week--no emails or articles, just Brian's perspective on the ADHD struggle, why he's not an "audiophile," and the frustrations of working in Hollywood.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsor ***SHEATHSupport the show & get 20% off your 1st Sheath order athttps://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code BS***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:41 intro01:58 George Santos on Cameo08:00 does the furry community respect made-up animals?12:26 Tech Moment: B+O A915:56 Sheath ad17:06 Day Before disaster26:26 Texas woman leaves state for abortion35:16 Life in Texas45:01 George Santos on gay marriage49:38 Military revenge (voicemail)57:02 British accentVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] to Dr.Goodquestion for this week's track, "Elden Merchant"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show & get 20% off your 1st Sheath order athttps://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code BSDISPLATEHead to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 &use code BS to get Displates up to 30% off.***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:41 intro01:33 apologies for missing a week03:06 Arlington house explosion04:50 psychopath power rankings07:22 Bruce Willis geezer teasers09:27 SCOTUS eyes Sackler decision17:37 Sheath Ad19:03 Revenge is just budget justice26:20 “Arctic means bear”27:14 Displate ad28:50 best form of revenge31:22 woman dies after falling into hidden well shaft35:34 TECH MOMENT38:16 Advice Champ: breaking up with married woman50:27 Advice about being followed58:59 dealing with wolvesVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] to Dr.Goodquestion for this week's track, "Elden Merchant"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS athttps://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGSSupport the show & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app anduse code BS. New customers can bet just 5 bucks on the NFL action& score 150 instantly in bonus bets.***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:20 intro01:30 no elephants?01:43 human ancestors nearly went extinct06:37 TikTok has Brian in a chokehold10:12 worker choked unconscious by machine21:25 Sheath ad22:30 KitKat hijacking30:47 DraftKings ad32:11 Taylor Swift death32:48 Relationship advice (Damage Control)40:10 forgiveness45:08 dealing with a restaurant broVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] to Navaez for this week's track, "El Jinete"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsors ***DISPLATEHead to https://displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 and use code BS to get Displates up to 30% off.***This week we're in an all-new studio to talk about:00:00 cold open00:42 intro05:00 homeless cleared out of San Francisco; liberal hypocrisy15:39 Displate Ad17:05 Israel’s collateral damage20:00 The British are responsible for everything bad21:54 Costa Rica bank heist23:12 airplane takes off without windows26:58 customer service is down the drain30:34 JP Morgan x Epstein connection38:45 #hetoo 42:24 misgendering and Neo-pronouns55:00 relationship advice1:00:40 video game question, plus ADHD and gaming1:05:17 old heads on rap, and the best time for media is now1:11:20 International revengeVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comMANSCAPEDSupport the show and get 20% off and free shipping athttps://www.manscaped.com and use code BS20***This week is all about BAD audio and GOOD content, y'all. On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 cold open00:42 intro02:14 family sues Panera Bread22:00 Sheath ad23:12 Hamas follow-up30:32 Manscaped ad31:35 Voicemail follow-up35:45 wholesome laughter37:30 Booty Patrol41:12 Making cops laugh (or not)VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 Cold Open00:16 Brian headphone reviews10:50 new vehicle17:50 email (dogs)23:21 wrecked vagina25:57 ADHD31:56 Hasan Minahj part 239:45 pregnancy fraudVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

***SPONSORS***DRAFTKINGS: New customers can score $200 instantly in bonus bets for throwing down just $5 on the NBA. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code BSSHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com***On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 cold open00:33 intro and a great comment11:19 Sheath ad12:21 delivery driver acquitted28:19 “I grew up in both eras”33:02 Dave Chapelle causes walkouts34:09 hockey puck injuries36:24 DraftKings ad38:27 Bing users and right to repair44:44 Operation Paperclip45:06 Fiancee won’t work (voicemail)VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] to Dr.Goodquestion for this week’s music track, “Get Rich”! If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.