BS with Brian Simpson

This week, Brian highlights some of today’s con artists, dives into gaming and tech, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian talks about how many has changed his life, this years election, and so much more while also answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian talks about how haters boosted his ticket sales, racist South Africans, and so much more while also answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian offers his advice for new comedians, talks about the resale market for Burning Man tickets, and so much more while also answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brian delves into the absurdity of a middle school's ban on all black clothing, shares his vision for saving the world, and explores the ways people attempt to alter others' core beliefs—all while answering your emails and covering so much more.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses art and cosplaying poverty, how to seek financial assistance, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses Biden dropping out, scam artists, and how to cherish real love.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses Trump getting shot, an email that he can't stop thinking about, as well as so much more.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses people's obsession to worship celebrities and certain religious figures, new updates and thoughts on the YSL trial, as well as bringing in a very special guest.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses the presidential debate, gets an update from a fan in regards to a tricky situation, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses a cannibalism BBQ, gives advice for stand up comedians and if you should pursue a workplace relationship, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses McDonald's use of AI, the wage increase at Waffle House, his political opinions, and so much more while also answering some of your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses the trials of Trump and Young Thug, the lawsuit on Cold Stone Creamery, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses his take on iphone vs galaxy phones, Trump's conviction, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses hecklers, fatal alligator attacks, the man or bear debate, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses doomsday prepping, Diddy, online trolls, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses the rap beef between Drake & Kendrick, gives advice on life and career choices, his take on seeking revenge, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses the housing market issues, homelessness, relationship advice, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses the Supreme Court decision, Olympics and their choice of outfits, how TikTok is crooked, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses Caitlin Clark and the WNBA, the solar eclipse, video games, game of thrones, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses Southwest Airlines seat accommodations, the rich and powerful, video games, acting advice, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses his new Netflix special, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Wal Mart charging to use their self checkout, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week starts on a particularly *philosophical* beat as Brian discusses Peter Singer and drowning children, the consternation he feels conversing with hyperloquacious individuals, and the battle between intellect and popularity. Plus, an after-school club designed to trigger republicans and the Advice Champ helps a listener with a career change.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

***Sponsor***FACTOR MEALSSupport the show and get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50***Happy holidays to all you Beaverpusses out there! This week Brian's talking about holiday gift-giving, why he doesn't hang out with magicians or accordion players, a Tolkien sequel that must be destroyed, and reparations for Haiti.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got an easygoing episode for you this week--no emails or articles, just Brian's perspective on the ADHD struggle, why he's not an "audiophile," and the frustrations of working in Hollywood.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsor ***SHEATHSupport the show & get 20% off your 1st Sheath order athttps://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code BS***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:41 intro01:58 George Santos on Cameo08:00 does the furry community respect made-up animals?12:26 Tech Moment: B+O A915:56 Sheath ad17:06 Day Before disaster26:26 Texas woman leaves state for abortion35:16 Life in Texas45:01 George Santos on gay marriage49:38 Military revenge (voicemail)57:02 British accentVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] to Dr.Goodquestion for this week's track, "Elden Merchant"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show & get 20% off your 1st Sheath order athttps://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code BSDISPLATEHead to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 &use code BS to get Displates up to 30% off.***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:41 intro01:33 apologies for missing a week03:06 Arlington house explosion04:50 psychopath power rankings07:22 Bruce Willis geezer teasers09:27 SCOTUS eyes Sackler decision17:37 Sheath Ad19:03 Revenge is just budget justice26:20 “Arctic means bear”27:14 Displate ad28:50 best form of revenge31:22 woman dies after falling into hidden well shaft35:34 TECH MOMENT38:16 Advice Champ: breaking up with married woman50:27 Advice about being followed58:59 dealing with wolvesVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] to Dr.Goodquestion for this week's track, "Elden Merchant"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS athttps://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGSSupport the show & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app anduse code BS. New customers can bet just 5 bucks on the NFL action& score 150 instantly in bonus bets.***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:20 intro01:30 no elephants?01:43 human ancestors nearly went extinct06:37 TikTok has Brian in a chokehold10:12 worker choked unconscious by machine21:25 Sheath ad22:30 KitKat hijacking30:47 DraftKings ad32:11 Taylor Swift death32:48 Relationship advice (Damage Control)40:10 forgiveness45:08 dealing with a restaurant broVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] to Navaez for this week's track, "El Jinete"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsors ***DISPLATEHead to https://displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 and use code BS to get Displates up to 30% off.***This week we're in an all-new studio to talk about:00:00 cold open00:42 intro05:00 homeless cleared out of San Francisco; liberal hypocrisy15:39 Displate Ad17:05 Israel’s collateral damage20:00 The British are responsible for everything bad21:54 Costa Rica bank heist23:12 airplane takes off without windows26:58 customer service is down the drain30:34 JP Morgan x Epstein connection38:45 #hetoo 42:24 misgendering and Neo-pronouns55:00 relationship advice1:00:40 video game question, plus ADHD and gaming1:05:17 old heads on rap, and the best time for media is now1:11:20 International revengeVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comMANSCAPEDSupport the show and get 20% off and free shipping athttps://www.manscaped.com and use code BS20***This week is all about BAD audio and GOOD content, y'all. On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 cold open00:42 intro02:14 family sues Panera Bread22:00 Sheath ad23:12 Hamas follow-up30:32 Manscaped ad31:35 Voicemail follow-up35:45 wholesome laughter37:30 Booty Patrol41:12 Making cops laugh (or not)VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 Cold Open00:16 Brian headphone reviews10:50 new vehicle17:50 email (dogs)23:21 wrecked vagina25:57 ADHD31:56 Hasan Minahj part 239:45 pregnancy fraudVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

***SPONSORS***DRAFTKINGS: New customers can score $200 instantly in bonus bets for throwing down just $5 on the NBA. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code BSSHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com***On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 cold open00:33 intro and a great comment11:19 Sheath ad12:21 delivery driver acquitted28:19 “I grew up in both eras”33:02 Dave Chapelle causes walkouts34:09 hockey puck injuries36:24 DraftKings ad38:27 Bing users and right to repair44:44 Operation Paperclip45:06 Fiancee won’t work (voicemail)VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] to Dr.Goodquestion for this week’s music track, “Get Rich”! If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:0:00 cold open0:24 whipping boys2:20 Israel vs. Hamas13:08 belated introductions14:48 Microsoft acquisition23:48 23 and me data leak29:02 email: mixed family paternity32:42 email: sexually incompatible39:28 email: Hannibal hotness42:03 email: writing jokes for friends48:31 model embryos55:51 going to marsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] to Griff Parker for this week’s music track, “Wet Bottle”! If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY SHEATH:Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code "BS" at https://www.sheathunderwear.com*****On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:0:00 Intro1:57 World War 3?15:12 Nepo Babies as Diplomats16:00 The Fall of Civilizations18:45 Sheath Ad20:06 Bastards!23:20 Dating advice (women ghosting)31:00 tr@nsmaxxing and red pills33:40 N@zis in Canada36:30 Odyssey review41:40 Career choices and making more money50:30 Man arrested for murder of Tupac57:10 never talk to cops1:00:57 Air BnB tenant from hellVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] to Griff Parker for this week’s music track, “Candy Bars”! If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

***SPONSORS***FACTOR:Get 50% off of Factor and support the show at https://www.factormeals.com BS50 and use code BS50*****Brian is sick as sh*t but f*ck it we ball.On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:0:00 Cold Open0:38 Skankfest2:30 Vegas sucks4:15 Mandatory Paternity Tests19:11 Factor Ad20:15 Should you reveal paternity?26:30 what do you get out of marriage?30:15 Friends with benefits35:26 Reparations40:00 dead dolphins43:00 Times Square hate45:00 Fremont Street buskingGo to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week!NOTE: the Patreon is on hold while we finish setting up the new studio.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] to Griff Parker for this week’s music track, “Wet Bottle”!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

***SPONSORS***SHEATH:Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comDOORDASH:Support the show and get 50% off your first DoorDash order up to a $20 value. Just download the DoorDash app and use code BS*****Brian's between studios this week, so we're bringing you a (mostly) audio-only episode!On this week's episode:- Listener email: Army man in Japan, escaping the rat race, and taking a second look at Umar Johnson- Rat lungworms are infecting Atlanta- Poll finds that "listening to Joe Rogan" is a turnoffGo to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week! NOTE: the Patreon is on hold while we finish setting up the new studio.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY FACTOR:Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 with code BS50*****On this week's episode:- Russell Brand gets got- Hasan Minhaj's "emotional truths"- Never call the cops- Brian doesn't like FPS video gamesGo to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORS:SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGS: Support the podcast & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet just $5 & take home $200 instantly in bonus bets. Use code BS to sign up.*****On this week's episode:- Earthquake in Morocco- Collapse of the Bronze Age- Apocalyptic fiction- Hypocrisy in the age of CØV!D- Listener emails- Brian's not a fan of music festivals :(- Black History: Marcus GarveyBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!On this week's minisode: "Leroy Hood Wants To Show You How To Live for a Really, Really Long Time"Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORS:FACTOR: Support the show and get 50% off Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50DRAFTKINGS: New customers can get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just 5 bucks on any NFL game. Download theDraftKings app and use code BS. Terms and restrictions apply.*****On this week's episode:- Responding to voicemails about bench trials and inappropriate work jokes- Burning Man Exodus- East Jesus at Slab City- Should you join the military?- Brian's Starfield reviewBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!On this week's minisode: "Neuralink or Mars?"Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORS:SHEATH UNDERWEAR: Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code "BS" at https://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGS: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code "BS." New customers can bet $5 on college football and score $200 in bonus bets. Terms and restrictions apply.*****On this week's episode:00:00 Intro01:17 Housekeeping02:07 Netflix Special03:34 The Process of Creating a Stand-Up Comedy Hour04:44 Tony aka Mr. New Zealand08:31 Empathy for Crack-Addicted Former Hotties09:54 Negatively Received Short Video with High Views on YouTube10:54 Derogatory Remarks, Internet Services, and Frustration15:34 Cocaine Sharks17:14 'The Blind Side' Controversy28:58 College Athletes' Compensation32:33 Police officer accused of putting woman in police car hit by train46:41 Exploring Music Tastes48:01 Reminiscing about Albums and Stealing CDs53:18 MixtapesBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!On this week's minisode: "Neuralink or Mars?"Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's episode:- Immortals of Aveum- Unskippable Cutscenes- Time Is Life- Starfield is incoming- Timeblindness- Late people bother Brian- A story about being late in the military- More SAG/WGA strike updates- “Nobody wants to work anymore”- F.I.R.E.- The REAL hustle culture- The Enhanced Games- BALCO documentary- "JESUS IS A PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG" (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.Thanks to Griff Parker for this week's track, "Gritty Cakes"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is sponsored by SHEATH:Support the podcast and support your balls. Head to https://www.sheathunderwear.com and use code "BS" for 20% off your first order!On this week's episode:- We DON’T talk about the newest Trump indictment- It’s Brian’s birthday!- Samsung Galaxy Tab Ultra S9 Review - Shooting Brian’s special- Getting tickets to the Comedy Mothership- Austin is SMASHING heat records- Smash-n-grabs in L.A.- The “Good Boy, Bad Boy” theory of justice- Population "overshoot"- There are no good billionaires- Email from Mat- Affirmative Action for Rich Kids (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.Thanks to Griff Parker for this week's track, "Yellow Cup"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian weighs in on- The dockside brawl in Montgomery, Alabama- More alien whistleblower information- Living in 'MURICA- The Marine Corps Crucible (Patreon exclusive)BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE:- Brian answer's Gunny's email about "The Crucible"Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.Thanks to Griff Parker for this week's track, "Empty Lighter"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is sponsored by SHEATH:Support the show and get 20% off plus free shipping with the code "BS" at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***Josh is in the middle of a studio move, so the audio is a little rough this week--but we got plenty to talk about, including:- Brian is back from Just For Laughs- Why Brian always misses America- Everybody wanna spy on you- Coral reef bleaching- Congressional hearing on aliens- Conspiratorial Thinking- “The Examined Life”- “Global boiling is here”- Too many stupids- Mission to Mars (but it's on Earth)- Is Brian happy in Austin?- Voicemails from Big Dog and Tony from NZ- Oligarch serial killerBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE:- Can an A.I. be creative?Thanks to Griff Parker for this week's track, "Empty Lighter"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's episode:- Brian reviews his new Samsung Neo OLED ultrawide gaming monitor- A janitor destroys $1M and decades of research- Skimpflation- Grumpy locals sabotage autotaxis- 87% of "classic" video games are missing- NPCs take TikTok by storm- A voicemail from Not-Tony from NZBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE:- Honor k*llings and bad b*tches in "A Whirlwind of Misogyny and Allyship"Thanks to drgoodquestion for this week's track, "MK Get Rich"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Support the show & get 50% off delicious Factor meals athttps://factormeals.com/BS50 and use code BS50On this week's episode:- What makes a hack- Bombing vs Killing on stage- Hollywood strike- Viewer mailBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE:- Brian goes deeper on the Hollywood strike, and how he thinks it will endThanks to Griff Parker for this week's track, "Yellow Cup"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's episode:- A.I. p*rn- what can the government stop you from doing in your own home?- the writers strike- avatars in World of Warcraft- video game reviewsOn this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE:- death by jet engine- why Brian doesn't watch the newsThanks to Griff Parker for this week's track, "Purple Tights"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

***SPONSOR***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off and free shipping athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com, promo code BS.***BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's episode:S*** goes down at a carry-outFDA-approved d*** enlargement?Limb-lengthening surgeriesMasc and femme attractivenessListener mailPC vs. ConsoleBS BlindspotsSocrates and PlatoThe Hulk is some deep s***If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going!On this week's episode:00:00 - Intro01:50 - babies and hygiene03:08 - gaming10:05 - Rogan controversy (RFK vs. Hotez)21:26 - online debate culture31:56 - Titan submersible48:17 - tech junk01:07:51 - listener mailIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*Sponsor *SheathSupport the show and get 20% off & free shipping athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS***On this week's episode:Trump's indictmentGerontocracyEarly adoptersAdvice ChampWhy government IT sucksCan Elon code?Polymaths don't really existA $100M heistThe so-called "Gay Agenda"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.