BS with Brian Simpson

*Sponsor *Diet SmokeVisit DietSmoke.com/Free and use code Free4 for a free sample oruse code BS for 15% off your entire Diet Smoke order.***On this week's episode:Cornel West announces his run for president on a platform of "truth and justice"Someone hits level 100 in Diablo IV hardcore mode in about three daysBrian hates unskippable cutscenesFlickering lights trigger hallucinatory tripsApple unveils a $3500 AR headset called the VisionHow much gaming is too much gaming?Remembering the baby who starved to death while their parents played the SimsElizabeth Holmes goes to jail!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BS is back after a week for the birth of Rob's child! The rumors that Brian was too busy playing Diablo were incorrect. Mostly.*Sponsor *DisplateSupport the show by going to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 to get up to 34% off***On this week's episode:Diablo 4, bay-beeeePeter Singer thinks we're all evilDianne Feinstein and elder abuseThe Universe is trying to kill us!Bobby Kotick would murder you with a smile“Tread softly because you tread on my dreams”Target enters the culture warOur show supports the hoesIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes multi-Michelin Star chef Phillip Frankland Lee (@PhillipFranklandLee) onto the show to talk about- Voicemails- Salt vs. MSG- The restaurant world- Abolitionist senators- Child labor lawsMusic: Navaez, "Frabjous Day"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes comedian Trenton Davis (@TrentonComedy) to the show to talk about- Filming a comedy special during a zombie-less apocalypse- Why momentum is important in entertainment- The Advice Champ answers your questions about turning your passion into profit- Paralysis by analysis- Patrice on O&A- HBCUs vs. PWIs ft. Trenton Davis- Black mold- Robot slavesMusic: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*Sponsor *SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off & free shipping athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS***This week on BS with Brian Simpson:Secret Labs has a broken websiteAge of WondersThe Peter principleCockney rhyming slangHow words change their meaning Tony from NZ!Blue September / Blue JuneThe difference between masculine and feminine relationshipsThe Advice Champ rides againWGA goes on strikeUber Eats methAI mind-readingMusic: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*Sponsor *DISPLATESupport the show by going tohttps://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 to get up to34% off.***Brian's sister-in-law joins Brian and Rob to discuss - Getting sick and handling it badly- Various d***-related topics- The "P-Shot"- The Black MozartMusic: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*Sponsor*Support the show and get 20% off and Free Shipping athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS***Episode Topics:Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson cannedHumans are stuck in an abusive relationship with themselvesWe can't evolve as quickly as our techBrian is a "work-from-home cynic"Brian responds to an email about god and religionVoicemail from Tony from NZMusic: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*Sponsor*Support the show and get up to 34% off some awesome new metal art with the code BS at:https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4***Cameron Sexton lies about residenceEnron: Smartest Guys in the Roomhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt1016268/“Couple beheaded themselves with homemade guillotine in ritual sacrifice, police in India say”https://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-couple-behead-themselves-homemade-guillotine-hindu-ritual-human-sacrifice/“The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is now so huge and permanent that a coastal ecosystem is thriving on it, scientists say“https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/17/world/plastic-pollution-ocean-ecosystems-intl-climate/index.htmlMushroom therapyNAD+Albert Einstein got highhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/professor-erika-lopez-prater-sues-hamline-university-minnesota-prophet-muhammad/Is Rob a Leaf-eating hippie?Anti-Trans bills proliferating throughout US“What about the kids?”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOe3siDAyJA&ab_channel=HouseofHopeMusic: Griff Parker, "Striped Cadillac"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*Sponsor*Support the show and get 20% off and Free Shipping with the codeBS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***In this episode, Brian welcomes Thai Rivera (@officialthairivera) the studio to discuss the Louisville shooter, why people get meaner online, Michael Irvin's lawsuit, gay dating apps, and the lady-man behind Clearview AI.Articles:- https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/10/us/connor-sturgeon-louisville-bank-mass-shooting/index.html- https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkadgm/man-dies-by-suicide-after-talking-with-ai-chatbot-widow-saysSpecial Bonus Feature: Rob is in-studio and extremely jet laggedMusic: Griff Parker, "Wet Envelope"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Angel Reese vs. Caitlin Clark, the Trump indictment, transgender powerlifters, and more Twitter and Elon nonsense.Music: Griff Parker, "Wet Envelope"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*SPONSOR*SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the codeBS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***Brian and Rob are sick as hell this week, but we've got a new episode made with love! Featuring Brian's review of the Diablo 4 beta, Advice Champ answers to mailbag questions, and a voicemail from Tony from New Zealand.Music: Griff Parker, "Wet Envelope"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*SPONSOR*SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the codeBS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***Topics for this week:- Joe Rogan opens his new "anti-cancel culture comedy club," The Comedy Mothership- SVB, Silvergate, Signature, and Credit Suisse go down- Why there's no homelessness in Saudi Arabia- America is a cowboy with shaky handsMusic: Griff Parker, "Fudge Rounds"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*SPONSOR*SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the codeBS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***Topics this week:Brian and Rob give their book recs- Murderbot Diaries- AWE- Clinton Bush and CIA Conspiracies: From The Boys on the Tracks to Jeffrey Epstein- Redwall- Edible Economics- Berserk- Jujutsu Kaisen- Lazarus- Old Man’s War- Quantum (Einstein vs. Bohr)- Sabriel- Debt - Her (dir. Spike Jonze) Spooky action at a distanceLuka and the evil of Replika AIWe need an intern to cut clips! Email us at [email protected] you again to Griff Parker for this week's music track, "Fudge Rounds"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*SPONSOR*DISPLATESupport the show and get up to 33% off some sweet new metal art with code BS at https://displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4***This week we talk about the "slap heard 'round the world" from Chris Rock's POV, why good morals don't fit on bumper stickers, and why young men aren't dating (if that's what's REALLY happening).Articles referenced:https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/the-state-of-our-unions/202302/why-are-so-many-young-men-single-and-sexlesshttps://nypost.com/2023/01/23/im-dating-a-23-year-old-woman-who-looks-like-an-8-year-old-girl/https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australian-accent-is-a-product-of-early-settler-s-heavy-drinking-claims-academic-a6711486.html Thank you again to Griff Parker for this week's music track, "Fudge Rounds"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, it's apologies all around as Rob apologizes for mangling "Cuyahoga," a fan apologizes for lambasting the show, and Brian apologizes (preemptively) to the robots who plan to kill us all.Thank you again to Griff Parker for this week's music track, "Fudge Rounds"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.And a special thanks to Josh Cabaza and Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we have a quick update on the Norfolk Southern Railway debacle, followed by a longer conversation about Hogwarts Legacy, so-called cancel culture, and what our purchasing habits say about us.Thank you to Griff Parker for this week's music track, "Fudge Rounds"***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Today's topics:Rihanna did a whole halftime show pregnantCorporate cost-cutting derails Norfolk Southern train in East PalestineAlmost every politician is either lying or incompetentFollower =/= FanAdvice on moving to TexasFeeling grief over bad peopleBig big thanks to Griff Parker for this episode's music track, "Dirty Dishes"***Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com***SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!DisplateSupport the show and get up to 33% off some sweet new metal art with the code BS athttps://displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4Visit https://www.dietsmoke.com/utm_source=Fannie&utm_medium=Podcast&utm_campaign=BSwithBrianSimpson and use code BS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian talks about the murder of Tyre Nichols, how the police lied about it until they got caught, and whether there's anything we can do to prevent the same thing from happening all over again.***Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on BS with Brian Simpson: Is Mr. Beast the Anti-Christ?!?! (No, he isn't)Serial killersWhy crime happensDiversity hires***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com***Support the show and get up to 33% off some sweet new metal art with the code BS at https://displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on BS with Brian Simpson: A moving broker nightmare (check out https://www.bluetapeblades.com/ to help a fan out)The Virginia CalculatorIs Mr. Beast a sociopath?https://www.morningbrew.com/daily/stories/2023/01/08/ai-will-be-used-as-legal-assistant-in-court-for-first-time-ever-in-februaryThe Singularity and Ray Kurzweilhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2023/01/17/boston-mlk-statue-criticism/***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Ehsan Ahmad (@EhsanJAhmad) joins Brian in the studio to discuss: Hot SauceConspiracy TheoriesBuccal Fat Removal (https://www.womenshealthmag.com/beauty/a42447081/buccal-fat-removal/)The Tylenol MurdersForeign ComicsIs a Redskins-Themed Man Cave Racist?Fan-Casting Admiral Thrawn***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Ehsan @EhsanJAhmad Follow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on BS with Brian Simpson:Arguing on the internetDigg is still around?!Google Plus drops the bag“Maryland Lawmakers Want to Stop Criminal Cops From Getting Their Pensions”: https://www.vice.com/en/article/z349w5/criminal-cops-pension-payments“Orphaned neurological implants”: https://doctorow.medium.com/orphaned-neurological-implants-3f0b7918553fThe Great Baltimore Fire of 1904"TikTok Promoted ‘Deepfake AI Porn’ of Billie Eilish to People's For You Pages": https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7gnya/billie-eilish-tiktok-ai-art***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected]***SUPPORT THE SHOW BY SUPPORTING OUT SPONSORS!Get 25% OFF @trueclassic with promo code BS at https://trueclassictees.com/BS #trueclassicpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on BS with Brian Simpson:Talking on setUnreasonable ridersShould you tip a racist?Bill Cosby plans return to the stage***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] the Best High visit https://www.dietsmoke.com/?utm_source=Fannie&utm_medium=Podcast&utm_campaign=BSwithBrianSimpson and use code BS for 20% off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on BS with Brian Simpson:Hannibal Barca had Rome shookHow the Great Depression shaped people’s DNA https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-022-03789-z Are there bidets in the White House?What have you changed your mind about?Equilibrium“The only way I can make a billion is if I make someone a trillion”Solving the housing crisis: “Someone should do something!”https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/dec/08/sexual-choking-is-now-so-common-that-many-young-people-dont-think-it-even-requires-consent-thats-a-problem***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on BS with Brian Simpson:4k vs 8kStandup adviceSteel Beans“Google rivals join forces in online maps”https://www.deccanherald.com/business/technology/google-rivals-join-forces-in-online-maps-1172260.html“Google to pay $391.5 million in location tracking settlement with 40 states”https://techcrunch.com/2022/11/14/google-pay-391-5-million-location-tracking-settlement/Elon has lost BrianHow did Alexander the Great die?Badass Genghis Khan quotes***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on BS with Brian Simpson:Apologies to IowaComplaining about the Atlanta airportWatching movies by yourselfThe last time we talk about Marvel SnapPath of Exile is perfectThe FTC wants to stop Microsoft from buying ActivisionBrian solves a smelly mysteryNew York ratsDowntown Raleighhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/11/12/artificial-intelligence-grief/The Fermi ParadoxNuclear Close CallsThe Dark Forest HypothesisMapping the radio sphereAnti-natalismBillionaires have no one to talk to***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on BS with Brian Simpson:Fast and slow brainRob issues a chess challengeFlow statePlaying board gamesAfrican people eating cocoa beanshttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/nov/25/heidi-crowter-woman-downs-syndrome-loses-court-of-appeal-abortion-law-caseHow religion justifies ridiculous beliefsThe Four Horsemen of AtheismThe Existentialist Cafe by Sarah BakewellStruthless on fonts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVfRxFwVHQc&ab_channel=struthless***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More Elon talk (against our better judgment)Sleep DeprivationLove vs. Justice vs. RevengeJoJo's Bizarre AdventureMethed-up MonksSecret social media accountsThe Advice Champ helps you quit smoking***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scientists feed cows hemp... for science!Frank Castillo hops on the phone for a quick neurobiology lessonLouisiana voters decide to keep slavery aroundKFC promotes N@zi chickenA demonic conundrumWhite rappers: are they any good?Please don’t sunburn your taintThe life and legacy of Isaac Burns Murphy***Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Kevin ConroyBrian’s growing movie collectionThe fish are addicted to meth (https://boingboing.net/2022/11/02/new-study-fish-can-get-addicted-to-meth-after-eating-human-poop.html)Brian’s runs down his top ten apocalyptic crisesWhy smart people do drugsReliving the Daigo ParryWhy do e-sports players retire so young?***Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian and Rob discuss Jordan Peele's NOPE (skip to 28:15 to avoid spoilers) with a slight detour into Game of Thrones and "The Long Night."Elon finally takes control of Twitter.Police taser a man who immediately bursts into flames.Three men survive a shark attack in the Gulf of Mexico.Rob tests Brian's moral parsimony with an online test.***Special thanks to Permanent RCRD.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian finds Halloween nerve-wracking.Is "not voting" ever the right choice?Americans are not scientifically literate.Ford targets "quiet quitters": https://fortune.com/2022/10/31/ford-quiet-quitting-severance-package-performance-improvement/RIP TakeoffWhy you should mind ya businessThe dangers of NextdoorSpace Ads could generate up to $2M a day: https://www.freethink.com/space/space-advertising#:~:text=Based%20on%20those%20estimates%2C%20they,raises%20some%20obvious%20aesthetic%20concerns.***Special thanks to Permanent RCRD.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian is back from London with some feedback on the food.Marvel Snap snaps up all of Brian and Rob's free time.The Advice Champ tells a fan how to talk to his girl about money.Brian's Blu-Ray collection grows.Missouri police ignore black women going missing:https://www.blackenterprise.com/black-woman-escapes-basement-after-missouri-police-allegedly-dismissed-claims-about-nearby-abductions/The James Webb Space Telescope gives us the best image of the "Pillars of Creation" yet: https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2022/nasa-s-webb-takes-star-filled-portrait-of-pillars-of-creationJamaica bans media that glorifies crime:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/oct/13/jamaica-broadcasting-commission-regulator-bans-music-tv-deemed-to-glorify-crimeAmazon driver eaten by dogs: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/10/25/amazon-delivery-driver-dead-dogs/***Special thanks to Permanent RCRD.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry y'all, no brick wall today because guest Deric Poston (@dericposton) wore green AND blue. Topics today include: Kanye wants to buy ParlerBecoming an A/V fanboy is expensiveTelomere length and racism: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7373166/Does your childhood shape your personality?JP Chase doesn’t want Kanye’s moneyPolitician releases own sex tape: https://www.cityandstateny.com/politics/2022/10/manhattan-congressional-candidate-publishes-porn-video-highlight-his-sex-positive-platform/378456/TX algorithm company raises rents: https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/data-report-shows-how-north-texas-companys-algorithm-raising-rent-prices/287-6eeecdda-7b29-41ef-abc0-327d1953cca0Climate activist throw soup: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/climate-activists-throw-soup-on-vincent-van-goghs-sunflowers-to-protest-fossil-fuels-180980958/Alaska snow crab season canceled: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alaska-snow-crab-die-off-warming-waters/Thanos was… not rightThree paces, turn, and shoot!Check out Deric's podcast "Spoil the Beans" on IG @spoilthebeans ***Special thanks to Grant from Permanent RCRD.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Overwatch 2 is awesome"Elon Musk’s texts shatter the myth of the tech genius"Tala the Alien freaks out British TERFsKanye has lost his mindHerschel Walker's baby mama drama"Why don't the presidents fight the wars?"Man sells fake guns to gun buyback program***Special thanks to Mike from Permanent RCRD.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Moving to the country, and *out of* the countryDragonball Z fan fictionCynic vs. Pessimist vs. MisanthropeIntrovert vs ExtravertLove on the SpectrumRevealed preferencesWorry is a waste of imagination (Walt Disney)Wringing humans out for waterLiving underground“The United State is a poor country with rich people in it” - John Burn-Murdochhttps://www.ft.com/content/ef265420-45e8-497b-b308-c951baa68945The post-war middle-class consensus“It’s inevitable”Adventure Capitalism by Raymond CraibThe Fall of RomeDistributed Denial of Service attacksOverwatch 2 dropsBest movies to watch on a killer A/V setupAudiophile BS***Special thanks to Mike from Permanent RCRD.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on BS with Brian Simpson:Cops leave woman handcuffed, in a car, on the train trackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vISSDzz079oSome More News: Uvalde https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ioaBG3K_dkCat Food RevengeThat time Drake put hot sauce in the condomDART missionhttps://www.npr.org/2022/09/27/1125314926/nasa-dart-asteroid-photosFascism returns to Italy https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2022/09/giorgia-meloni-italy-election-fascism-mussolini/671515/Citizen Digital KFCB bans “homosexual” materialhttps://www.citizen.digital/news/kfcb-bans-all-movies-with-lgbtq-content-in-kenya-n306206Bed Bath and Beyond executive jumps from high-risehttps://www.cnn.com/2022/09/04/business/cfo-bed-bath-beyond-jumps-off-nyc-tower Outro Music: Justin Smith “Active Culture”***Special thanks to Mike from Permanent RCRD.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How did Andrew Tate get canceled?Why the dislike button doesn’t workSecuring your social mediaNorthern Boys “Party Time”Edutainment***Special thanks to Mike from Permanent RCRD.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back in hi-def this week now that Brian is in his new Austin studio. This week's topics:Chess Newshttps://kotaku.com/chess-champion-anal-bead-magnus-carlsen-hans-niemann-1849542639Black Hobbitshttps://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/09/lord-of-the-rings-rings-of-power-fantasy-sci-fi-racist-criticism/671421/The Golden Age of AnimeChina Plans on Three Moon Missionshttps://www.businessinsider.com/china-plans-three-moon-missions-after-discovering-new-lunar-mineral-2022-9FN Mekahttps://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/23/arts/music/fn-meka-dropped-capitol-records.htmlWhy does everything on Netflix look like thathttps://www.vice.com/en/article/ake3j5/why-does-everything-on-netflix-look-like-thatPolitical Director of Texas Right to Life Arrestedhttps://abc13.com/lucas-bowen-former-political-director-for-texas-right-to-life-arrested-with-soliciting-sex-from-a-minor-anti-abortion-organization/12168425/Would George Carlin Be Canceled?***Special thanks to Mike from Permanent RCRD.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian is still completing his move to Austin, so this week he calls in to churn through the backlog at [email protected], featuring:- Fascism and IQ- Alien kingmaking- MRE reviews- The worst Best Buy in the worldFollow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Keenan Baker joins Brian to discuss old-school anime, why Black men shouldn't trust yt women, and New Jersey hospitals snitchin on babies.Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Keenan @KeenanBaker and @animeshunpodcastFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Evan Lovett from @LAinaminute joins Brian to talk Los Angeles history, featuring: avoiding Edison, invasive mosquitoes, poison rainwater, and the invention of the taco truck.Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Evan @LAinaminute and @EvanLovettFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode:- Ranking the top 5 comedy specials- Timeless vs Timely- What makes a GOAT- Cutthroat comedy- Shooting a comedy special- Young folks- Porn and protests in china- Horseshoe TheoryFollow Brian everywhere: @bscomedian Follow Tre everywhere: @trestewart1 Get tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail questions, comments, beats, and everything else to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today's episode:The FBI "raids" Mar-a-LagoFacebook snitches on a couple of Nebraska usersThe optimism of the 1990sGOATed Serena retiresFollow Brian everywhere @bscomedian and find his tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian talks about touring with Tom Segura, the best meal he's ever had, an drinking orange soda in his grandma's basement. Plus, the Advice Champ rides again and a viewer shares a tale of revenge.Check out:https://techpolicy.press/debating-whether-ai-is-conscious-is-a-distraction-from-real-problems/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian's back from the road with opinions on how to execute people who steal money from foster kids, whether roleplaying games have made us weak, and proper de-planing etiquette.Send your beats to [email protected] Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian and find his tour dates at BrianSimpsonComedy.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Y’all ready for a fun one? Brian kicks off the episode with listener emails about why economics makes no sense and working at Best Buy in the 90s, followed by: - Why Elon might be forced to buy Twitter after all- How a galactic “burp” can slow down star formation- What humans can do about sex between zombie fliesFor Patrick Boyle’s Elon/Twitter explainer (mentioned in the episode) go here:  @Patrick Boyle  Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedianFind tour dates at BrianSimpsonComedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] support the show? Share it with a friend or go to Manscaped.com and use offer code BS20 for 20% off Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian discusses the dumbass politicians on both sides of the aisle, Elon Musk's ever-expanding brood, the James Webb Space Telescope, and French sausage giving people colon cancer.Plus, The Advice Champ (tm) answers your questions about foster care, video game addiction, and stand-up with an agenda.To get your own questions answered, email Brian at [email protected] Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian For tour dates, visit briansimpsoncomedy.comTo support the show, share it with a friend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian's back from performing for a packed crowd with Joe Rogan, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Hans Kim! Plus, he covers this weekend's shootings, a threesome brawl, accidental marijuana legalization, and prison slave labor. All on a particularly positive and delightfully optimistic episode of "BS with Brian Simpson" (future title: "Internal Investigations").Follow Brian @BScomedian and check out his tour dates at BrianSimpsonComedy.comWant support the show?Visit www.manscaped.com and use code BS20 for 20% off and free shipping Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian goes off on the Supreme Court's decision in Roe v. Wade, plus: An LAPD officer gets bodied by his fellow officers, Qatar outlaws f*cking at the World Cup, and Houston solves the homelessness crisis by (gasp!) giving people a place to live!Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian and check out upcoming tour dates at BrianSimpsonComedy.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.