Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal poses as a doctor to tell a guy about the gender of his first child... but the guy REALLY MAD when Jubal tries to tell him what he found on the sonogram. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Marcus Bradbury. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A guy asked Jubal to PHONE TAP his nagging wife... You know how much Jubal loves to make women angry! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Frank V. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has his shovel ready, now he just needs to get his stuff... and it's buried in this guy's backyard. Hear what happens when Jubal says he's coming over to dig it up in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: San Diego Shooter.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Today, Jubal has a real eerie feeling that someone in his house is watching him... and he's pretty sure he knows who it is! So he calls a paranormal expert because he needs some real help, but for some reason this expert doesn't take Jubal seriously...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In today's brand new Phone Tap, Jubal is SERIOUSLY worried for a bridal shop... only because his soon-to-be wife gets a touch angry about planning their wedding.... Jubal suggests taking serious precautions before his blushing bride arrives to the shop. Find out exactly what he says in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a young woman to ask her out for a drink... She thinks that he's just a friend of her co-worker. But of course, before they can actually get together, Jubal is Legally obligated to tell her something about his past. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Is it inappropriate to ask a girl about all her past romantic relationships during a job interview?... It is??? PERFECT! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Florian SEROUSSI. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a dog poop problem in Jubal's neighborhood and it's time for him to take action... by PHONE TAPPING someone. Listen to the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Hood Ornaments. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some people have ALREADY turned in their taxes for the year... What is WRONG with them!?? They're making the rest of us look bad! So Jubal tries to teach one of them a lesson, by PHONE TAPPING him. (Image Courtesy: 401(K) 2012. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who was supposed to have a dresser delivered to her place... but apparently, there's been some confusion at the store. So Jubal is calling to clear everything up. Somehow, I think he makes it worse. Listen in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Jaume Escofet. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently signed up for a radio contest, and he has good and bad news for her...The good news is that she won...the bad news.... well, you'll have to hear it for yourself by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How good does an accent have to be to meet Jubal's requirements? The actress in today's Phone Tap was professionally coached in the art of the accent, and although she would fool any of us, Jubal isn't having it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who pays for a lawn service to take care of his yard. And Jubal has noticed something recently around the guy's house that he SHOULD be aware of... Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with the lawn... but it has everything to do with his 19 year old daughter. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal brings back an old favorite... Old Frank! Frank has a problem with some residents living in his complex and even though it's none of his business, he saw a young lady doing something he did NOT approve of. He's here to give her a piece of his mind.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a guy who THINKS he just rented out Jubal's place online... It's time to let this guy know that there are a few RULES that he needs to abide by if he wants to stay at Jubal's... It's all about the drinks.(Image Courtesy: Brian Cantoni. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a guy who recently made a purchase at a mattress store. He just wants to find out how the product's working out? Because as the manager, Jubal wants to make sure EVERY customer is satisfied... 100% "Satisfied". *wink* Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Hegemony77. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Caycie Ryback works for human resources and called the company's TOP salesman and tells him that people love his hard-work but HATE another one of his qualities.... Do you want to know how the conversation went? Listen to today's Phone Tap to find out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy he's been nominated to be a on a brand new reality TV Show.... he's SUPER excited until he realizes that it's called "House of Blood" and it's way more INTENSE than he expected. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy : Balthus Van Tassel. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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How do you tell your downstairs neighbor that you can hear EVERYTHING that's happening in their room.... And when Jubal says "everything" he means EVERYTHING. And that's not the worst part! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: basheem. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a delivery driver to deliver a message... several customers are SERIOUSLY UPSET with him! They have been complaining constantly for one reason only, but the driver doesn't seem to understand the reasoning. Listen to the podcast below to find out why!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's the new landlord in town! He's not sure what the last guy was doing but there's going to be some MAJOR changes in the way his property is managed. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy that is enjoying living in the MODERN AGE (maybe too much)... In fact, he eats mostly from a delivery app and NEVER cooks or even goes out to eat... Jubal thinks it's about time someone said something about it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The last thing a mom wants to hear is that a man wants to use her 17 year old daughter as a surrogate! Jubal MAY have finally crossed the line in today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: nettsu. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a guy and tells him that no longer welcome at the gym he goes to everyday... Why? Well witness caught him doing something in the shower... and it's NOT what you think! Actually, it's probably worse... Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: chauromano. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Today, Jubal phone taps a woman who has her laptop in the shop getting fixed... it's just running so slow lately. But Jubal thinks he knows the reason WHY. He found a SECRET FILE on her computer with some "interesting" stuff inside. She probably won't like what she's about to hear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know that her car could POSSIBLY be in the shop for a few more days than expected.... and it's all because of a little "incident" that happened overnight. A little mishap... involving a bear. Hopefully, she takes the news with grace and understanding.(Image Courtesy: Nomadic Lass. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy on the phone gets SO ANGRY and Jubal can't figure out why?... Is it because Jubal tells him that his raffle tickets are no longer eligible for the free trip to Hawaii? Or MAYBE it's because Jubal went ahead and took the trip himself? I guess we'll figure it out when we hear the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Paul Bica. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a pizza guy who has little patience when taking orders for pizza...In fact he get's outright ANGRY when people take FOREVER to decide what they want. Well little does he know...that Jubal may be the most INDECISIVE customer ever!!! Hear the pizza guys lose his voice...in the podcast below!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal takes over a guy's stock portfolio and has some BIG IDEAS on how to rake in the dough... hear all of Jubal's money making ideas in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Seafoodpunch. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Jubal works at the tanning salon, you need to worry about MORE than just getting burnt. Listen to today's phone tap as Jubal comes clean about a very AWKWARD and CREEPY situation.(Image Courtesy: Erik J. Gustafson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that his bathroom remodel is going to be $12,000 more expensive than he originally thought… But hey, at least those new solid gold light dimmers are going to make that bathroom SPARKLE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a co-worker to "goodbye". It's time he moves on to another job... and Im going to miss her. She doesn't feel the same way... though... probably because they've only worked together for a week and they've never even talked to each other before. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Bill Dimmick. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman emailed the show telling us that her husband LIED to get out of jury duty! So OF COURSE Jubal was ready to catch him in his lie... by phone tapping him. Listen to the guy TOTALLY BREAK DOWN in the podcast. (Image Courtesy: kidTruant. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sasha moved into a brand new home just four weeks ago and just found out her house has a revolutionary new bio-recycling system! Sounds great, but what the hell does that mean??? Listen to todays PHONE TAP as Jubal breaks the news to her that she's been drinking her own sewage for the last 4 weeks.(Image Courtesy: BillRhodesPhoto. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A young woman ordered a cake for her father's retirement party. But Jubal calls to tell her that a disgruntled employee added some inappropriate new decorations to the cake. Happy Retirement! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: erinblatzer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

24 hours and NO new tweets?!? Jubal gets worried about one of his favorite Twitter followers... so he PHONE TAPS her! #concerned Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Fanie!. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's phone tap teaches us that you should NEVER mess with a woman and her dog... ESPECIALLY if that dog is a show dog and that woman is a pretentious overbearing nut case! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: somecanuckchick. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing worse than a dealing with a normal customer service representative is dealing with Jubal PRETENDING to be a customer service agent. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: alyceobvious. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whenever there's a new guy at work.... Beware, because Jubal might come calling. He's GREAT at making the odd guy out feel welcome in a new work environment!... Well, maybe not GREAT... but he's definitely passionate. Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal gets the new guy up to speed!(Image Courtesy: bark. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.