Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Jubal calls a guy with a major "sweet tooth"... and tells him that he's getting docked $200 on his next paycheck for taking too much office candy. Hear him COMPLETELY LOSE IT in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Vox Efx. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NEVER tell a Seahawks season ticket holder that they're a bad fan!... That's what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP. Listen to how PISSED OFF this guy gets when Jubal tells him he's revoking his season tickets. (Image Courtesy: 1yen. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friend, Big Pook, is back and he's looking to score another job... Maybe he can make some headway with a local hotel? Or, if not... hopefully he can at least book a reservation. Hear it in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Jason Kuffer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sometimes in life... bad things happen. And you HOPE that when they do, SOMEONE will come to your aid and help... that's why in today's PHONE TAP, I call a woman to tell her "thank you" for what she did at a restaurant... PLUS, Jubal's got a little surprise for her. Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: istolethetv. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a woman who's a manager at a local company, and apparently everything is going great at work except for ONE small issue... An employee of hers, and constantly been calling in sick with some of the lamest excuses imaginable... and it's about to get A LOT WORSE... in your phone tap below.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ladies Beware... if you're getting set up on a blind date with a random guy from out of town. It MIGHT JUST BE Jubal... and he MIGHT have a little case of "Raging narcolepsy". Find out what that means in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Jim Hickcox. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there anything WORSE than getting bad customer service over the phone? PRAY you don't have Jubal as your customer service representative... because PHONE TAPPING you is his policy! (Image Courtesy: Ulrich Thumolt. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a coffee shop to complain about their snooty baristas... Jubal thinks the Barista acts like she's better than him and he's NOT going to stand for it! Is it POSSIBLE that Jubal is just overreacting? YES. Hear Jubal's demands in the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: GoToVan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A girl is about to get a boob job and wants a "C" cup, but in Jubal's PROFESSIONAL OPINION, he thinks bigger is always better. Maybe this phone call can convince her... Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: gcD600. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal FINALLY built up the courage to ask out the girl he wants to the high school Homecoming dance... Jubal's only 12 years too late. But hey, he's going to ask her to this years dance! AWK-WARD! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Tai Gray. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He's back... our resident meathead Duff! And Duff's always down to do THREE things... Pump some serious iron, High five his bros and go HARD CORE after some random tail! So that's what he does in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Nathan Rupert. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A girl was DARED to moon a school bus full of children during a bachelorette party... So Jubal calls her posing as a police officer and is ready bring this serial moon-er to justice. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone's favorite...Kyler!! Today he NEEDS to call a woman, who his mom has just recently hired to babysit him, because guess what... he's seven now and don't need no babysitter! This brace-face, potty mouth, man-child seven year old just needs to explain that he is a grown up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a woman about some STRANGE charges that have been put on her husband's credit card... Maybe somebody can tell him what "Rubber Swim Mittens" are and WHY her husband needs them. Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: UrbaneWomenMag. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal poses as a doctor to tell a guy about the gender of his first child... but the guy REALLY MAD when Jubal tries to tell him what he found on the sonogram. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Marcus Bradbury. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A guy asked Jubal to PHONE TAP his nagging wife... You know how much Jubal loves to make women angry! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Frank V. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has his shovel ready, now he just needs to get his stuff... and it's buried in this guy's backyard. Hear what happens when Jubal says he's coming over to dig it up in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: San Diego Shooter.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Today, Jubal has a real eerie feeling that someone in his house is watching him... and he's pretty sure he knows who it is! So he calls a paranormal expert because he needs some real help, but for some reason this expert doesn't take Jubal seriously...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In today's brand new Phone Tap, Jubal is SERIOUSLY worried for a bridal shop... only because his soon-to-be wife gets a touch angry about planning their wedding.... Jubal suggests taking serious precautions before his blushing bride arrives to the shop. Find out exactly what he says in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a young woman to ask her out for a drink... She thinks that he's just a friend of her co-worker. But of course, before they can actually get together, Jubal is Legally obligated to tell her something about his past. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Is it inappropriate to ask a girl about all her past romantic relationships during a job interview?... It is??? PERFECT! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Florian SEROUSSI. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a dog poop problem in Jubal's neighborhood and it's time for him to take action... by PHONE TAPPING someone. Listen to the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Hood Ornaments. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some people have ALREADY turned in their taxes for the year... What is WRONG with them!?? They're making the rest of us look bad! So Jubal tries to teach one of them a lesson, by PHONE TAPPING him. (Image Courtesy: 401(K) 2012. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who was supposed to have a dresser delivered to her place... but apparently, there's been some confusion at the store. So Jubal is calling to clear everything up. Somehow, I think he makes it worse. Listen in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Jaume Escofet. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently signed up for a radio contest, and he has good and bad news for her...The good news is that she won...the bad news.... well, you'll have to hear it for yourself by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How good does an accent have to be to meet Jubal's requirements? The actress in today's Phone Tap was professionally coached in the art of the accent, and although she would fool any of us, Jubal isn't having it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who pays for a lawn service to take care of his yard. And Jubal has noticed something recently around the guy's house that he SHOULD be aware of... Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with the lawn... but it has everything to do with his 19 year old daughter. Listen in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal brings back an old favorite... Old Frank! Frank has a problem with some residents living in his complex and even though it's none of his business, he saw a young lady doing something he did NOT approve of. He's here to give her a piece of his mind.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a guy who THINKS he just rented out Jubal's place online... It's time to let this guy know that there are a few RULES that he needs to abide by if he wants to stay at Jubal's... It's all about the drinks.(Image Courtesy: Brian Cantoni. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.