Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Our old pal, "Ted the Stoner" is back and he's been down on his luck recently, and crashing at a buddy's place until he can get back on his feet... But now, he's unhappy with his living situation (even though he doesn't pay rent) and he's going to call the property manager to complain... Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Don Hankins. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook has been down on his luck lately and needs to get a J-O-B... That's why he calls Starbucks ready to show off his mad coffee skills in today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Photo the Berto. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal is the most annoying coffee customer in the world! How complicated can he make ONE COFFEE ORDER??? Extremely complicated, it turns out. Listen to the Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: andres.thor. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Duncan is back! But what is he doing as a security guard at a museum??? With this guy in charge something was BOUND to go wrong.... like ruining a $10 million piece of art.... listen to your Phone Tap to listen to the Museum manager FREAK OUT!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a guy to tell him that, unfortunately, he will NOT be able to complete the work on the guy's roof... and the reason is RIGHT in front of his face. But he doesn't see it! Thank god Jubal's here to education him about what's coming. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Buttons" the clown is BACK, and he's more depressed than ever! He's scheduled to work an event for some dude... but I'm betting the guy will want to cancel after chatting with Buttons for 3 minutes. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: BillyBy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A dude got really drunk over the weekend and can't remember what happened... So Jubal calls and fills him on all the crazy details about their night together and lets just say things got "weird". VERY very weird. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Matthew. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian has been making his co-workers uncomfortable because he talks on the phone while using the company restroom. But when Jubal calls from building management, he gets pissed and defends his right to multi-task on the throne! Listen to the phone tap.p>(Image Courtesy: uberfriendship.com.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy ordered a satellite TV... But unfortunately for him, they've already had to reschedule with him THREE TIMES. So he's not very happy with the company. That's why Jubal plans to make his day even better... When the new satellite guy (Ted "the Stoner") gives him a call. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal's been hanging out at the dog park lately... and ONE dog has been EXTREMELY flirtatious with him lately. So Jubal calls up the dog's owner to see if he can get the dog to STOP flirting. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Pets Advisor. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A woman wanted Jubal to phone tap her nanny... Jubal LOVES messing with nannies! So what better way to do it, than to call as the most pompous, self-obsessed rich man in the world? Ladies and gentleman, meet "Mr. Atticus Spencer" in your Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Wicker Paradise. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is the FIRST TIME we've ever gotten a phone tap request from a guy who's currently in jail. He wants us to PHONE TAP his brother "on the outside"... And all he said was to make his brother "nervous". And Jubal does not disappoint! Hear it the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Ken Teegardin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The "Draw Something" app is totally FREE, but Parker's parents don't know that. Jubal calls from the phone company to inform them that young Parker has rung up a $1500 phone bill... all in ONE MONTH?!? Hear how they react in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: bradleygee. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when your UPS delivery man falls in love with you? Things get very CREEPY, very quickly. And he might even open your packages! Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Indiana Stan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's nervous about his upcoming colonoscopy. Don't worry buddy, Jubal knows how to make you feel comfortable... maybe a little TOO COMFORTABLE??? Hear it in the phone tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a guy with a major "sweet tooth"... and tells him that he's getting docked $200 on his next paycheck for taking too much office candy. Hear him COMPLETELY LOSE IT in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Vox Efx. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NEVER tell a Seahawks season ticket holder that they're a bad fan!... That's what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP. Listen to how PISSED OFF this guy gets when Jubal tells him he's revoking his season tickets. (Image Courtesy: 1yen. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friend, Big Pook, is back and he's looking to score another job... Maybe he can make some headway with a local hotel? Or, if not... hopefully he can at least book a reservation. Hear it in the Phone Tap.(Image Courtesy: Jason Kuffer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sometimes in life... bad things happen. And you HOPE that when they do, SOMEONE will come to your aid and help... that's why in today's PHONE TAP, I call a woman to tell her "thank you" for what she did at a restaurant... PLUS, Jubal's got a little surprise for her. Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: istolethetv. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.