Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Pastor Dave calls a church and tells them that he will be filling in for service this upcoming Sunday... And although he has a pure heart, he has a DIRTY mouth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turkey, turkey, turkey. Everyone these days is only concerned with turkey! Jubal isn't happy about how hard it is to find HAM so he takes his anger out on this grocery store deli clerk in this Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a librarian.. And he's not calling about a late book fine or how their shelves are organized... He has a very specific problem that needs to be addressed IMMEDIATELY. Hear it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One woman hit it off with a guy over a few drinks last week, and most of their conversation is a blur now... So Jubal poses as that guy to remind her EXACTLY what she said... And let's just say this is the worst one-night stand you could have!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young lady who just began babysitting for a family. Up until this point, she’s only interacted with the mom, and that’s all about to change…because “daddy’s” about to call with a very intriguing business proposition!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman was recently told by her eye doctor that she needs glasses for the first time in her life. So she picked out a pair that she liked, and the company sent out the order... And it's arrived! There's just one problem...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently completed a sleep study at a nearby medical clinic. He’s been complaining to his friends and family about being tired all the time, and has been waiting to hear the results...Hear more in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to tell him that EVERYTHING he's been doing at his job is completely wrong... and it's not just Jubal's personal opinion, it's a legal thing... And you can't argue with the law!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls as a talent agent to offer a guy a spot on a BRAND NEW reality TV show. The premise of the show is simple: OVERTAKE NORTH KOREA. That's it, good luck.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works at a men's clothing store... Her coworkers are constantly annoyed that she won't stop flirting with customers... So, Jubal's goal is to see JUST HOW FAR her flirtation will go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a shoe salesman to talk about why his wife came home GLOWING... He touched her feet and Jubal is NOT happy about it. Hear more in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We called a woman that's wedding is soon, and the band she hired to perform at the reception just cancelled...Shes DESPERATE for help. Luckily, Jubal knows the perfect FILL IN! Hear more in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal rented one of those high end cameras and a few lights… And unfortunately, he got himself into a bit of a “situation” doing his home photo shoot. He calls up the rental company... Hopefully the guy on the other line can help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal needs to get a SPECIAL package through airport security... He's about to see if one airline employee is dedicated enough to their job to follow his shady instruction... After all.. she doesn't know what's in this box....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who just won the GRAND PRIZE at a Bingo Hall the other night… the thing is… he KNOWS that she cheated. He doesn’t know HOW, but he needs that prize back. And we’ll just say… She. Goes. Nuts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who wants her money back...She feels like she’s been WRONGED by the company vending machine too many times! Good thing he's got a few solutions for her... Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No one enjoys calls from automated voices to confirm appointments... So we brought in our OWN voice robot to help a man who is making reservations. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's no secret that most people really hate company dress codes... Most people just murmur about their discontent under their own breath... But the guy in today's Phone Tap is ready to speak up about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guest who has made MULTIPLE calls to confirm her hotel reservation and informs her that due to her high maintenance habits... She and her entire wedding party will be TAKEN OFF of the reservation list!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A lady who is tired of dating losers and weirdos is set up with Craig, the author of dark children books... pretty freaky stuff... Check out how their pre-date phone conversation went on your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently brought her car into the mechanic for a simple fix... The problem is that every time he fixes one thing another gets broken. Hear her reaction in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a customer rep from a clothing company telling a shopper that she is invited to be the very FIRST customer of a huge sale…BUT he needs some of her PRIVATE, financial information first that he thinks she's gullible enough to get... Hear the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as the manager of a local bank and calls a woman who just hit a milestone in her account to thank her for years of banking... But while he has her on the phone, he will tell her that the bank is making ONE MAJOR CHANGE... and it's going to affect her in the worst way possible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a girl who recently started dating a new guy… He has a few warnings for her about what she’s REALLY getting herself into… Does he have an alterior motive? MAYBE. Hear it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a substitute teacher and calls the mom of a student who's pet recently passed away... He has an idea that he thinks could be VERY beneficial for them both! Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who dropped his car off at the mechanics… He has some follow up questions… Not on the car, but on the hot girl he came with! Let’s find out if his girlfriend is interested in a REAL MAN. Hear his reaction in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls as 'Dwayne' from public utilities with some real bad news... the water at this guy's house is TOXIC. To fix it, Jubal needs to come every day to test the water... by showering, bathing, and making breakfast there. Just for a few weeks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young woman who wishes nothing more in life than to be Internet Famous... And she is finally offered the opportunity to travel the world with INSTAGRAM! All she has to do is send a few special pictures....Will she do it? Find out in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman whose on a very relaxing vacation with some very relaxing news... her house accidentally got torn down...Oops!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing like a pushy salesman to get someone fired up! Jubal calls a man who purchased a Kindle Tablet online to see if there’s anything else he’s interested in…And he won’t stop until he buys something. Hear the customer’s reaction in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Old Frank is back! This time, Frank is lookin' for a good old fashioned meal. That's why he calls a diner to see if one of the waitresses can tell him some things about the menu...and things get WEIRD. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as the branch manager of a bank and calls a new employee. He’s hoping she could do just one favor for him…Help his wife and him get the spark back in their relationship by making her jealous! Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal welcomes a new neighbor to give her the lowdown on the neighborhood. There is one specific even she CAN'T miss, in fact, everyone is depending on her to participate in it! Find out what this odd neighborhood has to offer in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a flight instructor and calls a man who's wife signed him up to go skydiving on their anniversary. It will be his first time, so Jubal wants to warn him of all the risks, and really TERRIBLE things that could go wrong on his flight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal decided it was time to call an old classmate that he hasn’t spoken to in decades, with hopes they can go back to being friends. But he doesn’t take things well once he hears Jubal has become a convicted felon…And that the police may be coming for him next. Listen to his reaction in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a middle school teacher and poses as a student’s father… But the reason Jubal’s calling has NOTHING to do with his kid...Jubal wants someone to tell him the answer to a question he’s been wondering about for a long long time. Hear it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An internet troll recently wrote a SPITEFUL post about a Quaker food product on his social media....But he probably didn’t expect a Quaker representative to lash out at him over the phone to get even! Hear it in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a customer service rep for a credit card company… but he just CAN'T contain how he feels about this guy's name. Somebody’s about to get angry in today’s Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman left a note after she accidentally scratched someone’s car... And she's in DISBELIEF when she hears the price estimates. Turns out fixing this scratch is going to cost MUCH MUCH more than she anticipated. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and convinces him that he’s staying at his AirBnb...But something TERRIBLE has happened. It involves a Kangaroo and A LOT of damage... Hear the entire sob story in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What type of person would you love to prank?! Obviously an IRS agent is high on his list... Same with an angry meter maid. But today... we finally get the chance to cross off one person who DESERVES a Phone Tap.... The guy who goes 65 miles per hour in the LEFT lane and WON'T get out of the way!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a girls high school softball coach who wants to ask one his PLAYERS to prom…But of course he wants to be a gentleman and call her mom first. Listen to her mom's reaction when he asks for her blessing in today’s Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who complained at a restaurant that her spaghetti and meatballs were served ICE COLD....And he explains to her that it's kind of HER fault. Hear her reaction in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a guy who’s a little nervous about his upcoming vasectomy… Jubal wants to help calm his nerves before the big procedure, with a few light jokes… some standard reassurances… And a few odd (slightly inappropriate) questions! Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a gallery looking for a consultant to help him fill his home with extravagant works of art...but there’s one painting that he’s EXTREMELY interested in… Jubal wants an ORIGINAL “Khloe”, no matter the cost. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s a young man roaming this town… who wear 90s track suits, gold-plated chains and loves the ladies of ALL ages. He's found the perfect place to perform...The local SENIOR CENTER. Can he convince them to hire him?? Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman who has some SERIOUS complaints about how early garbage is collected outside of her home. Apparently, it's VERY disturbing to her family... And you know what...? Jubal doesn't care!! Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a restaurant employee to introduce himself as the new manager...And he is not taking this job lightly. He believes the company needs some DISCIPLINE and HARD work. This guy begins to question if he can EVER return to work again. Listen in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This guy checked out of a hotel but left his "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door... Jubal calls him to let him know the consequences of this, as this hotel takes their signs VERY seriously. He is OUTRAGED, but then hit with a HUGE TWIST at the end. Listen to the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The owner of an AirBnB receives an emergency phone call from his current tenant, Jubal, who claims things are out of control at the home. The owner is SHOCKED at what is happening and wants Jubal off of his property IMMEDIATELY. Find out why in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.