Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

A company is struggling to get by and needs some SERIOUS help...Luckily, they have Jubal, who poses as their Human Resources manager. He is ready to shake things up in the office with his INNOVATIVE ideas. Listen to the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a CEO and gives an employee a call... this guy travels a lot for work and is very good at his job, but has no idea that's going to hurt him in the end. His CEO has a BIZARRE request that rocks his world, and he CAN'T say no. Listen to the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a pastor and calls a woman who hasn’t been to church in a while… Jubal just wants to find out why, and try and persuade her to come back. MAYBE the pastor can persuade her to do A LOT of things?! Ooooo. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a bride to inform her she owes an additional $1700 for her wedding dress, and she refuses! The rest of the phone call leaves her in SHOCK and DISGUST. Listen to the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Customer service lines are FRUSTRATING, but this caller realizes the representative helping her has even BIGGER ISSUES than herself. Jubal poses as Barry, a phone help line employee like NO OTHER. Hear for yourself in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a women who enters sweepstakes daily, but is constantly complaining that she never wins. Today, she gets the news she has waited for all her life!! It is a ONE OF A KIND, unforgettable prize. Hear what she wins in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as the CEO of a company, he calls an employee demanding a solution to some scandalous content of his! If the employee doesn't solve it, he will be FIRED. Listen to the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A girl has been set up on a date with her brother's co-worker, and lucky for her, that co-worker is Jubal. He calls to charm her with his wits and sense of humor. Listen to the full podcast here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy who works at a copy store receives a call from Jubal.. who has a LOT to say about his girlfriend. Hear his reaction in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a divorce lawyer who hired an advertising agency to help spruce up his image… He pitches to him how he plans to make his business REALLY stand out. Listen to the Phone Tap to hear for yourself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A middle school teacher receives a phone call from the motivational speaker he booked for his class... he is SHOCKED to hear all the bizarre facts the speaker believes his class NEEDS to know. Hear for yourself by listening to the podcast now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EVERY golf caddy knows that there’s ONE GOAL when entering the business… To carry the clubs for an A-List celebrity. Well, for one young, aspiring caddy, Jubal is about to make his dreams come true! Only we’re not sure if he’s really up for the job… And if you know Jubal, you’ll understand why… Listen to the PODCAST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Darvin calls Carol and informs her of his unusual situation.... let's just say he NEEDS her to come into the mens dressing room.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who is selling her car on Craigslist... apparently, ever since she posted the ad, people have called and tried to Low-Ball her on the price... unfortunately for HER, it's about to happen again. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Work place gossip is a common thing in the office... but in today's phone tap, gossip at work has been taken to a new level! Jubal poses as an HR associate who NEEDS to call a woman to let her know that something she is doing is making all of her co-workers COMPLAIN. Listen to the podcast below to find out what she is doing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a women who works in sales, but unfortunetly has been getting A TON of spam in her email. Luckily for her, Jubal is the head of the I.T. spam department and he also happens to have a GREAT sense of humor!!! But, for some reason this women doesn't find email spam jokes to be funny...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal is VERY upset with a dad who spoke at his son's school career day. Jubal doesn't have an issue with what he said... but with HIM. He has a really cool job... TOO COOL. Its making all the other dads look lame, its just not fair... so Jubal is going to confront him!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A young lady is about to get MARRIED, and is excited about her European Honeymoon. Jubal steps in as her main contact at her travel agency and has a whole different idea for her special trip...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as an insurance rep and calls a woman who has been waiting for a phone call from her insurance because she was recently rear-ended!! According to the police report, the person who HIT her is the one at fault... BUT since Jubal is her insurance rep, he has a few other thoughts on the incident! Listen to the podcast below to find out what he says!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal calls a women who LOVES going to work out at her gym... but, unfortunately, she is going to find out that the employees at the gym have been watching her! And it is all because of something she has been doing while working out that is RUINING the gym's image! Thank goodness Jubal is here to call and talk to her about it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as an employee headed to a conference and calls up the guy he is rooming with to get to know each other better...only...he might have slipped that he was just released from prison. Hear what happens in the podcast now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently went to the mall and purchased some make up... so WHY is an officer of the law getting involved. Because they have video cameras, and they saw EVERYTHING she did. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paying bills is just THE WORST... and today Jubal calls a lady who needs to pay her water bill, unfortunately the bill is TWO HUNDRED dollars more than what is typically is! Luckily, Jubal has a big mouth and tells her exactly why her bill is so much... Listen to the podcast below to find out why!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has a lot of "weird" personalities that come out when he calls people... but today's phone tap is ESPECIALLY weird! Jubal calls the manager of a Dairy Queen to inform him of something that happened at his establishment over the weekend, but for some odd reason Jubal can barely get the words out! Listen to the podcast below to find out why Jubal is SO distraught!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a WEIRD parent...FURIOUS at his kid's teacher!! Why is he so mad? Well it turns out that his son is not getting the "proper education" he needs about animals...especially Zebras!! Find out what happens in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as someone from Human Resources and calls one of his employees... The guy doesn't know this, but they've been monitoring his internet activity lately, and they've noticed something VERY disturbing. Translation: He's in a big trouble. Listen in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently bought a pair of boots online... he just wants to see how she's enjoying her latest purchase. And maybe, he can score a few pics off her in the process... it's not weird when you're boots buddies! Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as an elementary school teacher calling a father to inform him of a new and exciting lesson showing students how bad drugs are. However, this dad seems to have an issue with how interactive this new teaching style is... Listen below to find out exactly what Jubal is suggesting!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a woman posing as her creepy coworker, Sage Willowbrooke, who's been watching her from afar. He's got great news: He's her new mandatory carpool buddy. I don't think she was as excited... Hear it on the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mom who has her 3 year old daughter in day care... he just needs to make sure it's okay that she participates in this FUN new activity they have planned for all the kids! It's a little extreme, and it's part of today's PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: allthecolor. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are a lot of weird bosses out there... People who have very successful businesses, but who are a little OFF when it comes to their personality. Today, Jubal pretends to BE one of those strange bosses. Hopefully he can freak out one his female employees in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Kumar Appaiah. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that his condo has been invaded by BEES! This guy sounds pretty PISSED OFF for someone that swears he knew it was a joke the whole time... Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Natmandu. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal introduces a brand-new character in this phone tap... he's a high-energy, high-powered realtor named "Bob Marathon". One thing you should know about him right off the bat: he'll sell anything and he won't let anyone get in his way.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who wants to remodel her living room. Jubal calls as an interior designer who just remodeled her living room the NEWEST, FRESHEST, most avant-garde design: nothing. White walls for the win!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever got a call from a wrong number... and the person on the other end JUST. WON'T. STOP. TALKING?? It's really really annoying. And it's exactly what Jubal does in today's Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: David Goehring. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman and tells her the renal car she used for a business trip is overdue by a month... the problem?? She says she already returned the car WEEKS AGO... But hey, that doesn't matter to Jubal... Because he can spot a liar from a MILE away... and now she's going to pay in your Phone Tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you really want to piss a guy off, call him and tell him he only has 3 minutes left on his service plan... then make sure the call lasts WAY LONGER than 3 minutes. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: John Flinchbaugh. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A bride-to-be goes BAT-S*** CRAZY when Jubal calls to tell her that her wedding dress has gone missing two days before the ceremony! Don't blame Jubal, her fiancé e-mailed us to do it! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Brittney Bush. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good news! Jubal found your dog... But here's where it gets Awkward. He wants to keep it for a week?? Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nobody wants to get a call from "Miguel" (the bumbling non-native English speaker)... And you ESPECIALLY don't want to get a call from him when it's about something important, like say for example: the Escrow on your home. Well unfortunately, one woman is going to have no other choice. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman because he made a LITTLE mistake on her husband's vasectomy surgery... He coughed during the procedure and... OOPSIE! She'll be okay with it right? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: tudedude. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leonard has been a loyal credit card member for over a decade is about to receive a very SPECIAL "thank you" from the company... we don't know WHY he doesn't like Jubal's gift. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Esalota. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you've ever been to a yoga class... you know sometimes people pass gas. It happens... It's natural. But what's NOT natural is having the Yoga studio call you out for it. That's what happens in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: AmandaD_TX. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy just went out on a first date with a girl. So Jubal calls him up and tells him that NOT ONLY is that girl a criminal mastermind... but she just implicated him in a bank heist and he needs to turn himself in! Hear it in the Phone Tap PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Victor. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a woman who just moved into her new house. He's from the Home Owner's Associations and wants to update her on all the fun and exciting things going on in the neighborhood. How could this go wrong??? Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whats with Hilario's new grass cutting technique?! Well, lets just say this person is not too happy with the way her new gardener does things...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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