Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls a mom who has her 3 year old daughter in day care... he just needs to make sure it's okay that she participates in this FUN new activity they have planned for all the kids! It's a little extreme, and it's part of today's PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: allthecolor. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are a lot of weird bosses out there... People who have very successful businesses, but who are a little OFF when it comes to their personality. Today, Jubal pretends to BE one of those strange bosses. Hopefully he can freak out one his female employees in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Kumar Appaiah. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that his condo has been invaded by BEES! This guy sounds pretty PISSED OFF for someone that swears he knew it was a joke the whole time... Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Natmandu. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal introduces a brand-new character in this phone tap... he's a high-energy, high-powered realtor named "Bob Marathon". One thing you should know about him right off the bat: he'll sell anything and he won't let anyone get in his way.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who wants to remodel her living room. Jubal calls as an interior designer who just remodeled her living room the NEWEST, FRESHEST, most avant-garde design: nothing. White walls for the win!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever got a call from a wrong number... and the person on the other end JUST. WON'T. STOP. TALKING?? It's really really annoying. And it's exactly what Jubal does in today's Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: David Goehring. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman and tells her the renal car she used for a business trip is overdue by a month... the problem?? She says she already returned the car WEEKS AGO... But hey, that doesn't matter to Jubal... Because he can spot a liar from a MILE away... and now she's going to pay in your Phone Tap below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you really want to piss a guy off, call him and tell him he only has 3 minutes left on his service plan... then make sure the call lasts WAY LONGER than 3 minutes. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: John Flinchbaugh. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A bride-to-be goes BAT-S*** CRAZY when Jubal calls to tell her that her wedding dress has gone missing two days before the ceremony! Don't blame Jubal, her fiancé e-mailed us to do it! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Brittney Bush. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good news! Jubal found your dog... But here's where it gets Awkward. He wants to keep it for a week?? Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nobody wants to get a call from "Miguel" (the bumbling non-native English speaker)... And you ESPECIALLY don't want to get a call from him when it's about something important, like say for example: the Escrow on your home. Well unfortunately, one woman is going to have no other choice. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman because he made a LITTLE mistake on her husband's vasectomy surgery... He coughed during the procedure and... OOPSIE! She'll be okay with it right? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: tudedude. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leonard has been a loyal credit card member for over a decade is about to receive a very SPECIAL "thank you" from the company... we don't know WHY he doesn't like Jubal's gift. Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Esalota. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you've ever been to a yoga class... you know sometimes people pass gas. It happens... It's natural. But what's NOT natural is having the Yoga studio call you out for it. That's what happens in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: AmandaD_TX. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy just went out on a first date with a girl. So Jubal calls him up and tells him that NOT ONLY is that girl a criminal mastermind... but she just implicated him in a bank heist and he needs to turn himself in! Hear it in the Phone Tap PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Victor. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a woman who just moved into her new house. He's from the Home Owner's Associations and wants to update her on all the fun and exciting things going on in the neighborhood. How could this go wrong??? Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whats with Hilario's new grass cutting technique?! Well, lets just say this person is not too happy with the way her new gardener does things...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal gets a lot of calls from bill collectors and ALL they ever want is money... they never really CARE about the person they're calling. But that's all about to Change... because JUBAL is collecting bills now. And he CARES. He cares A LOT! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: TRF_Mr_Hyde. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal accuses a guy of STEALING from his house party... Now Jubal has no choice but to "motorcycle him" as punishment. What does THAT mean??? Find out in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Ron Bennetts. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal call s a frequent Costco shopper to let her know her membership is being revoked! She has been taking FAR too many free food samples from the store. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: evan brom. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's not everyday you get a call saying a goat ate your couch. Some people are SOOOO judgy. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Bex. Walton. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a young man out there with big dreams... those dreams include, champagne swimming pools, sexy young ladies... and now... he wants to try Stand Up comedy. His name is Estaban. And he's ready to take over the world! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Sergiu Bacioui. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time Jubal looked up one of his old pals from middle school to ask him the question that's been bugging him for YEARS... "Hey - Where are my pants???" You'll know what he's talking about in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Richard Giles. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal, "Ted the Stoner" is back and he's been down on his luck recently, and crashing at a buddy's place until he can get back on his feet... But now, he's unhappy with his living situation (even though he doesn't pay rent) and he's going to call the property manager to complain... Hear it in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Don Hankins. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook has been down on his luck lately and needs to get a J-O-B... That's why he calls Starbucks ready to show off his mad coffee skills in today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Photo the Berto. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal is the most annoying coffee customer in the world! How complicated can he make ONE COFFEE ORDER??? Extremely complicated, it turns out. Listen to the Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: andres.thor. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Duncan is back! But what is he doing as a security guard at a museum??? With this guy in charge something was BOUND to go wrong.... like ruining a $10 million piece of art.... listen to your Phone Tap to listen to the Museum manager FREAK OUT!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a guy to tell him that, unfortunately, he will NOT be able to complete the work on the guy's roof... and the reason is RIGHT in front of his face. But he doesn't see it! Thank god Jubal's here to education him about what's coming. Hear it in the Phone Tap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Buttons" the clown is BACK, and he's more depressed than ever! He's scheduled to work an event for some dude... but I'm betting the guy will want to cancel after chatting with Buttons for 3 minutes. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: BillyBy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A dude got really drunk over the weekend and can't remember what happened... So Jubal calls and fills him on all the crazy details about their night together and lets just say things got "weird". VERY very weird. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Matthew. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian has been making his co-workers uncomfortable because he talks on the phone while using the company restroom. But when Jubal calls from building management, he gets pissed and defends his right to multi-task on the throne! Listen to the phone tap.p>(Image Courtesy: uberfriendship.com.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy ordered a satellite TV... But unfortunately for him, they've already had to reschedule with him THREE TIMES. So he's not very happy with the company. That's why Jubal plans to make his day even better... When the new satellite guy (Ted "the Stoner") gives him a call. Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal's been hanging out at the dog park lately... and ONE dog has been EXTREMELY flirtatious with him lately. So Jubal calls up the dog's owner to see if he can get the dog to STOP flirting. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Pets Advisor. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A woman wanted Jubal to phone tap her nanny... Jubal LOVES messing with nannies! So what better way to do it, than to call as the most pompous, self-obsessed rich man in the world? Ladies and gentleman, meet "Mr. Atticus Spencer" in your Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: Wicker Paradise. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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