Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Jubal calls a guy who recently made a purchase at a mattress store. He just wants to find out how the product's working out? Because as the manager, Jubal wants to make sure EVERY customer is satisfied... 100% "Satisfied". *wink* Hear it in the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Hegemony77. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Caycie Ryback works for human resources and called the company's TOP salesman and tells him that people love his hard-work but HATE another one of his qualities.... Do you want to know how the conversation went? Listen to today's Phone Tap to find out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy he's been nominated to be a on a brand new reality TV Show.... he's SUPER excited until he realizes that it's called "House of Blood" and it's way more INTENSE than he expected. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy : Balthus Van Tassel. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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How do you tell your downstairs neighbor that you can hear EVERYTHING that's happening in their room.... And when Jubal says "everything" he means EVERYTHING. And that's not the worst part! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: basheem. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a delivery driver to deliver a message... several customers are SERIOUSLY UPSET with him! They have been complaining constantly for one reason only, but the driver doesn't seem to understand the reasoning. Listen to the podcast below to find out why!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's the new landlord in town! He's not sure what the last guy was doing but there's going to be some MAJOR changes in the way his property is managed. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy that is enjoying living in the MODERN AGE (maybe too much)... In fact, he eats mostly from a delivery app and NEVER cooks or even goes out to eat... Jubal thinks it's about time someone said something about it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The last thing a mom wants to hear is that a man wants to use her 17 year old daughter as a surrogate! Jubal MAY have finally crossed the line in today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: nettsu. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a guy and tells him that no longer welcome at the gym he goes to everyday... Why? Well witness caught him doing something in the shower... and it's NOT what you think! Actually, it's probably worse... Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: chauromano. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Today, Jubal phone taps a woman who has her laptop in the shop getting fixed... it's just running so slow lately. But Jubal thinks he knows the reason WHY. He found a SECRET FILE on her computer with some "interesting" stuff inside. She probably won't like what she's about to hear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know that her car could POSSIBLY be in the shop for a few more days than expected.... and it's all because of a little "incident" that happened overnight. A little mishap... involving a bear. Hopefully, she takes the news with grace and understanding.(Image Courtesy: Nomadic Lass. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy on the phone gets SO ANGRY and Jubal can't figure out why?... Is it because Jubal tells him that his raffle tickets are no longer eligible for the free trip to Hawaii? Or MAYBE it's because Jubal went ahead and took the trip himself? I guess we'll figure it out when we hear the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Paul Bica. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a pizza guy who has little patience when taking orders for pizza...In fact he get's outright ANGRY when people take FOREVER to decide what they want. Well little does he know...that Jubal may be the most INDECISIVE customer ever!!! Hear the pizza guys lose his voice...in the podcast below!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal takes over a guy's stock portfolio and has some BIG IDEAS on how to rake in the dough... hear all of Jubal's money making ideas in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Seafoodpunch. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Jubal works at the tanning salon, you need to worry about MORE than just getting burnt. Listen to today's phone tap as Jubal comes clean about a very AWKWARD and CREEPY situation.(Image Courtesy: Erik J. Gustafson. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that his bathroom remodel is going to be $12,000 more expensive than he originally thought… But hey, at least those new solid gold light dimmers are going to make that bathroom SPARKLE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a co-worker to "goodbye". It's time he moves on to another job... and Im going to miss her. She doesn't feel the same way... though... probably because they've only worked together for a week and they've never even talked to each other before. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Bill Dimmick. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman emailed the show telling us that her husband LIED to get out of jury duty! So OF COURSE Jubal was ready to catch him in his lie... by phone tapping him. Listen to the guy TOTALLY BREAK DOWN in the podcast. (Image Courtesy: kidTruant. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sasha moved into a brand new home just four weeks ago and just found out her house has a revolutionary new bio-recycling system! Sounds great, but what the hell does that mean??? Listen to todays PHONE TAP as Jubal breaks the news to her that she's been drinking her own sewage for the last 4 weeks.(Image Courtesy: BillRhodesPhoto. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A young woman ordered a cake for her father's retirement party. But Jubal calls to tell her that a disgruntled employee added some inappropriate new decorations to the cake. Happy Retirement! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: erinblatzer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

24 hours and NO new tweets?!? Jubal gets worried about one of his favorite Twitter followers... so he PHONE TAPS her! #concerned Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Fanie!. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's phone tap teaches us that you should NEVER mess with a woman and her dog... ESPECIALLY if that dog is a show dog and that woman is a pretentious overbearing nut case! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: somecanuckchick. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing worse than a dealing with a normal customer service representative is dealing with Jubal PRETENDING to be a customer service agent. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: alyceobvious. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whenever there's a new guy at work.... Beware, because Jubal might come calling. He's GREAT at making the odd guy out feel welcome in a new work environment!... Well, maybe not GREAT... but he's definitely passionate. Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal gets the new guy up to speed!(Image Courtesy: bark. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing RUINS a phone interview like spontaneous weird noises... Maybe Jubal shouldn't have done this while he's sitting on the John. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: herberella. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine you've been talking to a guy online for 3 months... Imagine that guy was Jubal and he has some really WEIRD "SECRETS" that he needs to finally tell you. Listen to the PHONE TAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Wyatt's incredible karaoke perfomance has caught the attention of a Hollywood record executive (not really... it's Jubal). All he has to do to get a recording contract is sing ONE MORE TIME. Listen to the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: InSapphoWeTrust. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This guy has THE ULTIMATE FREAKOUT when Jubal says he used his lost credit card to buy a burrito. Next time, don't forget your Visa at the bar dude! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: DJOtaku. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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As a fair and honest school administrator, Jubal needs to do the "right thing", and tell a parent that their toddler just doesn't have what it takes to graduate from his preschool class... Jubal demands the BEST from his little learners. Hear the father's reaction in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: U.S. Army. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is just a pizza delivery guy that believes in true love... but the dude on the phone is a jealous d-bag. Which is why it was so easy to PHONE TAP him! (Image Courtesy: fraazanjum. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having trouble getting your dog to breed??? Jubal knows how to get your pup in the MOOD! His techniques are a bit unconventional, but they work 98% of the time! Listen to Jubal help this guy with HIS DOG in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: v1ctory_1s_m1ne. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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When there's a noise complaint in an apartment complex... Jubal is the PERFECT MAN to deal with it. Listen as he deals with a woman who was very upset about her neighbor's loud music in the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: B Rosen. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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