Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah hides in steerage underneath PK's boat, but unfortunately is 54 minutes late and misses the party. While swimming to shore, she doggy paddles over to Famed Teresa Apologist and personal friend to several Housewives, Ben Rimalower. They avoid sharks - sorry, Danielle - and discuss the future of Jersey, the similarities between Siggy and Dorit, and inside scoop on LuAnn's sober New Beginning. This ep isn't late, it just got forgot to check in with its West Palm Beach probation officer- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 54! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah and Damian go halfsies on a sick junior suite at Bellevue. After sitting shivah for Bobby Zarin (RIP) and updating their Tinder/Grindr location settings, they kiki about Jill Zarin and Bethenny Frankel's long-awaited reunion, Atlanta's Medium masterclass, and the similarities between Dorit and Vanderpump Rules' Jax. The OGs of the AGs are reunited, and Teddi says this ep is right on time - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 53! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah schleps to Bergdorf Goodman, looking for a Chanel-clad Santa Claus on whose lap she can beg for a decent season of Beverly Hills. Whilst there, she runs into Hanukkah Harry himself, "Patti Issues" writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They discuss Ben's upcoming cabaret show starring Countess LuAnn, the relationship similarities between Tre and Melissa and LVP and Kyle, and a deep dive into Siggy's shocking announcement that she's leaving RHONJ. It's not the holiday season without two Jews screeching - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 52! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah storms out of the Mayo Clinic after Daisy the Health Advocate insists they don't serve dairy. She's met by OG of the AG and VH1 Senior Producer Damian Bellino, who fixes her bun and insists they nosh at Porsha's favorite Chinese restaurant, Korean Delights. They grab some vegan egg rolls and proceed to discuss the future of RHOC, rivalries in Jersey, and what lessons Beverly Hills should learn from Vanderpump Rules. This ep isn't late, it was just busy swiping right at the Round Up - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 51! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates the 50th episode of "Andy's Girls" as only she knows how - by sneaking into the Regency with Damian Bellino, because it's always about Tom. They settle into a corner booth, gift themselves diamonds and rosé, and discuss who is the true Middle Peach on Atlanta, Danielle Staub's New Beginning on Jersey, and argue about LeeAnne's hands on Dallas. Peggy should get an OC eviction notice but this show keeps going - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 50! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah takes a Lyft Line to Florida, with the hope of finding a $1,000 birthday cake to slam on the floor in Boca. After remembering cake is made up of sugar and carbs, she instead heads to South Beach and marks off another item on her bucket list by speaking with Miami Real Housewife, the Mayor of Miami, Lea Black! They discuss Lea's return to Bravo on "Flipping Out," her thoughts on Jeff Lewis' epic battle with Heather Dubrow, her friendship with the Queen of Versailles, and if RHOM will return to Bravo. We're back in The World of Lea Black - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 49! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hops in an Uber headed to Bravo TV headquarters, intending to picket about a lackluster season of RHOC, when the streets/Waze begin talking - so instead she heads over to kiki with the co-creator of Every Hue Beauty and star of the Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle Bryant! They talk about Karen's reported financial issues, the demise of Ashley and Michael's marriage, and the state of Robin and Juan's relationship. The streets are talking, and not just about the Black Bill Gates - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 48! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah sneaks into the Bravo Clubhouse, armed with an early 90s headshot and a dream. While scouring the studio for a leftover shotski, she runs into "WWHL" bartender and Devoted Tre Apologist, writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They kiki about which OC Housewife needs to be served with the 25th amendment, what love lessons Shannon could learn from Kelly, the glory of Dallas Season 2, and why Tre's Turning Tables could lead to divorce. Those aren't knives in your hands, they're just hands - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 47! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

While undergoing a medical procedure more traumatizing than Danielle Staub's return to Jersey, Sarah sees a white light, and decides to follow it through Manhattan, past the Turnpike, and into the Garden State. While there, she chats with Jersey Housewife, relationship expert and "Write Your Own Fairytale" author Siggy Flicker. They chat about the "shocking" upcoming 8th season of RHONJ, her current friendship status with Jacqueline, and relationship advice for Bethenny. Mazels all around - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 46! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah takes a power walk from the Yolanda Hadid Foster Hadid Again Lyme Clinic to a synagogue on the Lower East Side, in order to pray to the Bravo Gods for a better season of RHOC. While shopping for matzah shaped earrings in the gift shop, she runs into Buzzfeed Senior Editor, and Real Housewife Dramaturge, Louis Peitzman. They preview the NJ season premiere, praise the joyous bounty that is Dallas Season 2, and ponder if Jill Zarin will ever return as a NY housewife. Fly like a butterfly and stink like Peggy on OC - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 45! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah stands in line at the post office in order to update her passport photo to one with an "I HEART RHOD" t-shirt. While buying stamps with pictures of Dallas Housewives, she runs into NY Mag recapper, writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They kiki about the current level of drama on OC, the joy of Dallas' New Beginning, and how New York's reunion felt like Law & Order: Forthcoming Divorce. Steve seems like a normal boyfriend, someone give him Sarah's number - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 44! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah kidnaps Daisy the Health Advocate from Yolanda Hadid Foster Hadid Again's NYC penthouse. While waiting for bail in the jail cell next to Apollo, she runs into OG of the AG, and Senior Producer at VH1, Damian Bellino. They kiki about casting changes on Atlanta, improvements in Dallas and Potomac, why Vicki is fighting a losing battle on OC, and which New York housewife should make a triumphant return. That's not Skinnygirl Sarah's drinking, it's hubris tinged with a Yolanda apology - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 43! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah secretly escapes from the psychiatric hospital where she was being held for chronic overconsumption of Skinnygirl popcorn. After ducking into a local Fairway to pick up another case, she runs into Friend of Andy's Girls and Also A Certain Jersey Housewife, Ben Rimalower. They talk through LuAnn and Tom's "shocking" divorce news, match up NY Housewives with Sex and the City characters, and explore Ben's newfound love of RHOC. It's not the Quiet Woman because the cackle has returned - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 42! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah sneaks into the Beverly Hills reunion taping disguised as a blue bunny stuffed animal. After telling Kim Richards to leave her behind the couch so she can take a nap, she runs into "Patti Issues" and "Bad with Money" writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They grab a seat next to leftover Visine in Lisa Rinna's dressing room, and discuss Ramona's alternative facts, the politics of friendship in NY, and PK and Dorit's future in Beverly Hills. It's not a technical difficulty, it's an excuse for a super-sized deep dive - it's Andy's Girls, episode 41! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah enlists Kevin Lee to throw a chi-chi-chi-ch-chi 40th Episode Extravaganza. While shopping for mini ponies and wedge heels, she runs into OG of the AG, writer and cultural icon Damian Bellino. They toast Episode 40 with Jules Wainstein's clearing tonic, and discuss explosive Atlanta reunion rumors, which Lisa should remain on Beverly Hills, and why Kenya and Bethenny's relationships seem similarly toxic. Modern Alkeme should be off the market, along with Porsha's baby nup - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 40! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hears that Danielle Staub might be returning to NJ, and cowers in fear under a table at the Brownstone. While snacking on leftover cranberry and walnut rolls from the last Manzo Thanksgiving, she runs into RHONJ recapper, "Patti Issues/Bad With Money" writer and performer Ben Rimalower. They discuss the epic Hong Kong showdown between Dorit and Erika Jayne, Lisa Rinna's triumphant return to outrageousness, and how Melissa and Teresa's relationship is similar to the Middle East conflict. It's almost her birthday, so someone get Sarah a seat on the People's Couch -- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 39! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hides in Hong Kong Air steerage alongside Erika Jayne's makeup artist's second assistant. After landing in a country she could not place on a map, she runs into "Patti Issues" and "Bad with Money" writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They kiki on a junk boat, and talk exclusive news about Ben's work with a NY Housewife, Lisa Rinna's Sixth Sense, and Sheree's upsetting marriage history. RHONY may not be back for a few weeks but here we are - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 38! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah gains entry to Heather Dubrow's walk-in closet after being confused for a piece of hexagonal ice. Whilst searching for DVD screeners of "Botched: Donkey Booty," she runs into AG super fan/Associate Field Producer Jackie Filanowski. They eat Carnie Wilson mini cheesecakes and kiki about what Lydia's return to OC means for Vicki, Lisa Rinna's self-implosion, and play a game called "Who Said It: Sean Spicer or Jim Marchese." It's all about love - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 37! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah accidentally buys a glamping vacation on Groupon. After realizing she would have to come into contact with Mother Earth, she runs to the nearest spa, and runs into VH1 creative content producer and Real Housewife expert Shirea Carroll. They kiki about Kandi Koated Honesty, why Nene should never return, and how Eden may be the Oprah of Beverly Hills. We're not a talking echo chamber, that's just the audio quality - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 36! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah swipes left on Tinder for so many hours that she develops carpal tunnel. While waiting for the next tall Jewish super hunk doctor at her local ER, she runs into tall Jewish super hunk writer/performer Ben Rimalower ("Patti Issues," "Bad with Money"). They discuss Bethenny and Jason's custody battle, what Yolanda and Dubrow could have learned from Countess LuAnn, and why Eden may be the new super villain on Beverly Hills. Can't wait to read your 5-star reviews about this week's technical issues - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 35! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah floats down from heaven after a magical evening taking selfies with PK Kemsley in midtown west. While traveling through a cloud, she runs into Friend of Andy's Girls, performer Evan Autio. They kiki about whether or not Heather Dubrow left OC because of Kelly Dodd, if Eden is an alcoholism dictator, and the difference between Matt and Porsha's violent episodes on Atlana. Pop one of Lisa Rinna's Ziplock Bag o' Pills- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 34! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah takes an Uber Pool to DC, in order to best improve her Tinder Yuppie matches. Whilst swiping left, she runs into OG of the AG Damian Bellino. Kiki'ing at the Lincoln Memorial, they talk about Jeana Keough's possible return to OC, who is the most honest Atlanta Housewife, and why Lisa Rinna is problematic on Beverly Hills. Land of the free, home of the sassy - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 33! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah stumbles into an electronics store after mistakenly thinking it was the Manolo VIP sample sale. After buying upgraded audio equipment - and also a Victorian diamond and also some shoes - she runs into actor/performer/Real Housewife recapper artiste Ben Rimalower. They kiki about Kim Richards' sobering return to Beverly Hills, the Garden of Eden Sassoon, and why Lisa Vanderpump may be fading out(kind of like that old audio). It's everything you've asked for and more - a clearly heard Andy's Girls, Episode 32! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah sneaks into Tom and LuAnn's wedding via John and Dorinda's garment bag. Whilst searching for a leftover Countess title in the chapel, she runs into actor/performer Evan Autio. They take selfies with bridal statement necklaces and talk about Dorit and PK's alliance with LVP, which Beverly Hills husband is the best in the boudoir, and the battle between Kandi and Phaedra. Someone text Mr. Chocolate - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 31! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah buys a ticket to a cabaret show at the Regency, in the hopes of seeing LuAnn in her natural environment. While there, she runs into actor/dancer and Real Housewife superfan Evan Autio. They kiki at the bar, look for Tom, and discuss the RHOBH premiere, parenting styles on Atlanta, and who is the greatest Real Housewife husband of all time. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 30! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

While searching for a poly-cotton blend in which to make her inaugural spin class clothing collection, Sarah runs into fashion designer and Real Housewife of Orange County alum Gretchen Rossi. They talk about how she was first cast on Real Housewives, her experiences watching as a viewer, and how she became fast friends with Vicki and Kelly. Gretchen also dishes on Tamra's behavior behind the scenes, if she would ever return- and even those rumors about Eddie! It's Andy's Girls, Episode 29! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah emigrates to Canada, but gets on the wrong bus and lands in Montauk. While searching for Camp Zarin, she dishes on exclusive intel from the Thunderdome, why Bethenny is now a Twitter Countess, and how Kelly Dodd has officially Made The OC Great Again. Sarah also interviews Real Housewife of Miami Lea Black on her experiences as the queen bee of Miami, the downfall of her relationship with Adriana, Larsa Pippen's divorce, and her thoughts on the legal battle between Joanna and Brandi. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 28! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah gets an Evite to Tamra's carbs party and quickly throws on Double Spanx. After filling her plate with Dubrow's donuts, she runs into Andy's Girls OG Damian Bellino. They discuss Vicki and Kelly's friendship, the Bravo Thunderdome, and if Danielle Staub will return to her New Jersey kingdom. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 27! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah takes an Expedia trip to Ireland, in search of four leaf clovers and destination dairy farming. While drunkenly screaming at hotel guests at 3am, she runs into BuzzFeed Senior Editor Louis Peitzman. They drink Bailey's Irish Creme-tinis and talk similarities between Kelly Dodd and Donald Trump, if Danielle Staub will ever return to New Jersey, and what kind of husband Jason Hoppy would be. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 26! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah Ubers into New Jersey to buy a child-size ballgown at Envy by Melissa Gorga. While there, she runs into New York Magazine/Vulture recapper Ben Rimalower, star of "Patti Issues" and "Bad with Money," and a RHONJ savant. They duck into a fitting room and discuss Teresa's evolution on the show, the state of Jacqueline and Teresa's friendship, and if Kelly Dodd is the craziest Housewife of all time. Top of the mid-afternoon to ya- It's Andy's Girls, Episode 25! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah escapes from LuAnn's bridal shower at Sushi Roxx, and goes in search of a proper cocktail. While looking for TipsyGirl at her local bodega, she runs into childhood friend Erica Warren. They grab a bottle of Brangelina rosé, and discuss Sarah's eternal flame burning for Andy's Girls OG Damian, rumors about Chyka's marriage, Kelly Dodd's first season presence, and if Sarah has officially become a Tre Hugger. Throw on one of Vicki's cancer charity rubber bracelets, it's Andy's Girls, Episode 24! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah surprises Damian with a vow renewal ceremony complete with a Jeff Lewis cameo. After their one and only smooch, they discuss the rumors that Bethenny was fed the photos of Tom by production, Meghan's decision to not visit Vicki in the hospital, and Siggy Flicker being smarter than everyone in NJ. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 23! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah flips over a four-wheeler in Glamis Dunes, resulting in Damian being taken to the hospital. While in the Helivac, they talk about Bethenny's attack on Jules' religion, LuAnn's relationship drama, and the heart Tom drew on Ramona. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 22! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Damian and Sarah hide under the couches at the RHONY reunion trying not to ruin their very best Sonja Morgan New York ensembles. While under the sofas, they whisper about Bethenny's boyfriend's daughter calling in, LuAnn's terrible arguments, and that sad and weird moment when Dorinda was accused of being a drug user. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 21! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah and Damian are flower matrons at Shannon and David Beador's vow renewal, where they discuss LuAnn trying to make Dorinda lie for her and Tom, Meghan giving Kelly Dodd tough love, and RHONJ putting us to RHOZZZZZZ. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 20! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Damian and Sarah paddle over to "Transparent" writer Stephanie Kornick and head to Sandbar in Miami Beach. They eat at a floating hot dog stand and discuss Bethenny breaking the cheating news to LuAnn and Jacqueline holding Teresa accountable, again. They then come to blows over Kelly Dodd's, and Heather Dubrow's, subsequent meltdowns. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 19! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah and Damian go shopping for yards of silk at Zarin Fabrics and interview RHONY OG Jill Zarin. Jill opens up about her departure from the show, her current relationships with the women, and if she would ever return. And Mama Gloria, Ginger, and LuAnn make cameos. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 18! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah and Damian welcome RHOBH's Brandi Glanville to Bellino Manor, where they take a deep dive into Brandi's time as a housewife. From Lisa Vanderpump's attempts to executive produce to whether or not Brandi would ever vote for her "Celebrity Apprentice" boss Donald Trump, this week's Andy's Girls goes in. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 17! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah and Damian meet at Posche Boutique as Dolores lurks in the background. While trying on oversized cross necklaces, they discuss the similarities between Vicki and Teresa, Bethenny outgrowing the Real Housewives, and Phaedra's complicated family situation. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 16! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Upon her for release from prison, Sarah lets Damian stay home from school so they can discuss the return of Teresa Giudice, Bethenny and Jules' showdown, and Kelly Dodd's demons. They end with a prayer for Briana's health. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 15! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Damian and Sarah's trip to Mexico got canceled, so instead they visit the OB/GYN for a checkup on their pistachios. While in the waiting room, they discuss LuAnn allegedly acting like the Countess, Sonja's attempts to stay relevant, and Jules' future showdown with Bethenny. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 14! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah meets Damian at his baptism at the Orange County public pool where they wonder, did RHONY peak in the Berkshires? Later they discuss Kelly's "decision" to get lunch with Vicki, the insane reveal that she was almost divorced but then not, and if Jeana Keough would ever return full time. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 13! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah pulls a pro move and takes Damian to Andale's for his bachelor party. There they discuss Vicki's crucifixion, the addition of Kelly, and Bethenny's business becoming a Friend of the Housewives. Also, they count how many Jewish housewives exist in canon. Shalom - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 12! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Damian and Sarah (and their glam squad) head to Dubai, where they meet BuzzFeed's Louis Peitzman. While trying camel meat, they discuss Luann's pending nuptials, Jules' pending divorce, and the wonderful naps they took during Carole's screen time. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 11! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah and Damian escape the Berkshires by private plane and meet Vulture writer Brian Moylan, president and founder of the Real Housewives Institute. They discuss the legend of Jill Zarin, All Star Housewife casting, and why Carole makes the perfect dinner companion. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 10! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Damian invites Sarah to his house in the Berkshires, with wallpapered closets. Even though Sarah's dog shits all over the house, they have a lovely conversation in a king size bed where Damian finally frees Sarah from her commitment to Bethenny. For now. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 9! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Damian and Sarah meet special guest Ashley Moore for drinks at Sushi Roxx, where they discuss Dorinda's choice to disinvite Sonja to the Berkshires, LuAnn's claims that she co-invented Skinny Girl, and the RHONJ and RHOC trailers, all while gagging over(not in a good way) Skinny Girl lemon vodka. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 8! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Damian and Sarah pick up Sarah's dry cleaning and John's cell number from Madame Paulette and then meet special guest star, ELLE culture editor Seth Plattner, to discuss Sonja's delusions of grandeur, Rey's close talking, and Carole's watermelon radish. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 7! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Damian wears a period blood hat to the Mad Hatter Tea Party and Sarah disapproves. They put their differences aside to discuss Sarah's mad devotion to Bethenny, the start of Tipsygirl gate, and ginger Brandi's crumbling marriage. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 6! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah keeps Damian waiting in her foyer before they get to talking about LVP's acting at the reunion, Jules' big reveal to Bethenny, and Carole's incredibly weird FaceTime date with Adam. Get ready for the premiere of the official theme song- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 5! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.