Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah celebrates the Jewish New Year the best way she knows how: by grabbing Dorinda's unused apple for S13 and adding a honey flambé. She then celebrates a year of New Beginnings with one of her sweetest co-hosts, the inimitable Michael Arceneaux, New York Times bestselling author, future television superstar, and unabashed captain of Team Candiace. They unpack the differences between respecting your Housewife villains vs. offensive performative Housewifery, why Denise could've used a Zoom session with Tinsley before filming the reunion (and/or joining the show), and what Teddi's business tactics have in common with The Vow. The only RHOBH cult Sarah wants to join is the one devoted to praising Garcelle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 177! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INC A NEW 70-MIN EPISODE UNPACKING ALL THINGS RHOBH AND RHONY WITH AN OG OF THE AG PSYCHOTHERAPIST: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ BUY MICHAEL ARCENEAUX'S BOOKS OR LIVE A LIFE OF REGRET: "I CAN'T DATE JESUS" AND "I DON'T WANT TO DIE POOR" AVAILABLE NOW: https://www.amazon.com/Michael-Arceneaux/e/B07CHSDFRL%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah finds out Denise Richards is quitting RHOBH, and immediately begins sitting shiva. After lighting a Casamigos Reposado-scented memorial candle, murmuring the Mourner's Kaddish, and baking some blueberry ragamuffins, Sarah consoles herself the best way she knows how: by embarking on an investigative journalism quest with writer, producer, and co-host of the podcast "Pot Psychology," and producer of "The B List," Tracie Morrissey. They discuss how All in by Teddi is proving its name concerning multiple alleged unsafe practices, why Denise and Carole stumble when it comes to reunion fights about friendships, and whether or not Dr. Wendy can add a degree of accountability to her previous four. Heather Thomson may not be returning to RHONY (yet), but mama this week's convo makes a person holla - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 176! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INC A NEW 45-MIN AFTER SHOW WITH TRACIE MORRISSEY: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A blissful Sarah awakens from the most wonderful sleep, dreaming about the always-perfect-at-decision-making editors of RHONY including her in this week's season finale. After realizing Viva La Cackle has indeed arrived to her IRL DVR, Sarah calls up one of her fave Bravoholics, the smooth jazz voice behind well-reasoned Housewife psychology, and co-host of the podcast "Come Thru Queen," Brendan Davis. They discuss behind the scenes New York finale episode tea involving an Orange County personality, what Kyle's less-than-charitable reunion reveal says about her transition to a JV LVP, and why Dr. Wendy appears to be the perfect cast member addition, and possible cast member replacement, on Potomac. An apple a day means the cackle is here to stay - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 175! RSVP: THE SECOND-EVER AG PATREON ZOOM KIKI WILL BE THIS SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, AT 7PM EST, EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON SUPPORTERS. SIGN UP/LEVEL UP TO SECURE YOUR SEAT AND EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS! WWW.PATREON.COM/ANDYSGIRLS Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment: https://www.bravotv.com/race-in-america-a-movement-not-a-moment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With the Clubhouse temporarily closed due to CODID-19, Sarah gains entry to the next best thing - an epic behind the scenes kiki with Nick Rizzo, senior producer at Watch What Happens Live, and a noted Housewives historian. They discuss the Dynasty-levels of television excellence behind Rinna vs. Denise on the Beverly Hills finale, why Dorinda's just-announced departure could be more of a time out than retirement, and insider scoop on the WWHL BravoCon special and Andy's baby shower. On this double episode, Sarah also sits down with Sema Bal, the famed RHONY Turkish coffee messenger, for a discussion about Sema's experiences with Dorinda, Carole, and Heather, and Sarah's own coffee reading. Sema drinks the coffee while Nick and Sarah spill the tea - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 174! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS, BECAUSE SARAH NEEDS SOME BATTERIES AKA A DRESS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls SAVE THE DATE: THE SECOND-EVER AG PATREON ZOOM KIKI WILL BE SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, AT 7PM EST, EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON SUPPORTERS. SIGN UP NOW TO RSVP. BOOK A READING WITH SEMA BAL: http://www.semabal.com Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment: https://www.bravotv.com/race-in-america-a-movement-not-a-moment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Dorit's Buca di Baby shower at Beppo Encino, Sarah throws a bunch of pink and yellow paint at a wall of her apartment, and declares it the the Upper E Capri. Inspired by her new international fashion lifestyle brand, she calls up her favorite culture and comedy queen, Lauren Ashley Smith, the Emmy-nominated head writer and co-executive producer of HBO's "A Black Lady Sketch show" and co-host of Radio Andy's "Smith Sisters Live." They discuss which Housewife designs Lauren should wear to the Emmy Awards, what Kyle and Co. are getting wrong about combining sexuality and deceit, and why Dorinda's spiraling might spell doom for the RHONY reunion. Lu may have premiered Viva la Diva, but this cackle reigns supreme - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 173! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS, BECAUSE SARAH NEEDS SOME BATTERIES AKA A DRESS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls ENTER THE BRAVO MERCH GIVEAWAY "IT *IS* MY PLATE, YOU FUCKING BITCH," SEND IN SATCHELS OF GOLD, SLIDE INTO SARAH'S DMs: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment: https://www.bravotv.com/race-in-america-a-movement-not-a-moment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah takes advantage of a bit of free time currently available, due to having done absolutely nothing since March, and buys a drum kit. She teaches herself "Kenya Moore Hair Care," and like summoning a spirit guide from another land (Los Angeles), finds herself in a convo about all things Beverly Hills with Kenya's WWHL seat mate - and renowned Bravoholic - actor, writer, producer, and fellow podcaster, Joel Kim Booster. They discuss Dorit's climb to the top of Beverly Hills and parts of Europe, whether Candiace has any redeeming qualities that could save her place in Potomac, and why the only likely counter to Dorinda's anger doesn't currently exist on RHONY. Nene's peach may be out of season, but this convo is fully juiced - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 172! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS, BECAUSE SARAH NEEDS SOME BATTERIES AKA A DRESS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls ENTER THE BRAVO MERCH GIVEAWAY "IT *IS* MY PLATE, YOU FUCKING BITCH," SEND IN SATCHELS OF GOLD, SLIDE INTO SARAH'S DMs: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment: https://www.bravotv.com/race-in-america-a-movement-not-a-moment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah wakes up from the most wonderful dream, where she's able to have a panic attack in a Rome, Italy Dolce and Gabbana dressing room without fear of any lurking viruses other than Teddi Mellencamp. After realizing the pandemic is ongoing - aka much of this season of New York - she calls up a working vaccine for the Sunday Scaries: Ryan Bailey, the host of "So Good It's Bad With Ryan Bailey." In Part 1 of their two-part pod swap Loud Talkers Talking Loudly, Sarah and Ryan discuss whether a certain member of the Hamlin household will ever be served humble pie, who will survive a potential cast cull on RHONY, and Ryan's mega crush on Leah McSweeney. Leah, if you're listening, Ryan's DM's are open for love - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 171! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS, BECAUSE *THREE NEW EPS IN A WEEK* MEANS SARAH NEEDS SOME MORE BATTERIES AND MAYBE A DRESS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls SEND IN SATCHELS OF GOLD AND SLIDE INTO SARAH'S DMs: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment, Sunday, August 9 at 10/9c Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a Potomac Premiere Party, and everyone's invited! After Venmo requesting 22k from Candiace's event planner, Sarah buys herself a warehouse of La'Dame and wafts in the glory of the People's People's Franchise. Ready for headline news about all things Housewives, she meets up with news and entertainment journalist, and pop culture expert, Richie Skye. They discuss what Nene's shocking tweets mean for her reported exit from ATL, why this season of Potomac is equal parts Marriage Therapy and World War P, and Sarah's conversation with Gizelle about franchise friendships from Bravo's exclusive Potomac premiere screening. La' Dame has returned, and this Dame couldn't be happier - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 170! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE BRAVOHOLICS PLEDGE: COMMENT, SHARE, AND DO THE WORK: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ **FIRST-EVER ANDY'S GIRLS ZOOM KIKI - EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON PATRONS! AUGUST 8 AT 8PM EST. SIGN UP NOW TO SECURE YOUR SPOT AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Richie Skye on social, and subscribe to his YouTube channel: https://www.instagram.com/djrichieskye Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment on Sunday, August 9 at 10/9c See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Dorit's fluency in all things Italian, Sarah glues some candy dots to her face and calls up OG of the AG Damian Bellino for a special double episode of the Divano Delle Persone (Grazie, Google Translate). They discuss the just released Bravoholics Pledge and what it means to hold the Bravo community accountable, Sarah's invitation to the first-ever RHOP Zoom screening with the Potomac cast, and the problematic layers of Teddi's reveal. Rinna may consider herself the Queen of all things Sass, but there is only one Dame - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 169! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE BRAVOHOLICS PLEDGE: COMMENT, SHARE, AND DO THE WORK: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ **FIRST-EVER ANDY'S GIRLS ZOOM KIKI - EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON PATRONS! AUGUST 8 AT 8PM EST. SIGN UP TO NAB AN EXCLUSIVE SEAT PLUS EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **Listen to Sarah's interview on What Else is Going On: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/talking-to-the-grand-dame-sarah-galli/id1523174914?i=1000486371870 Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment on Sunday, August 9 at 10/9c See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Kanye West's presidential campaign, Sarah files paperwork to run for Secretary of Defense under the Team Denise ticket. After resigning herself to life in a democracy, she invites one of her fave co-hosts back to the People's People's Couch - the creator and writer behind Keep Up With The Kontinuity Errors, television writer, and co-host of Radio Andy's "Smith Sisters Live" - Mariah Smith. They unpack the impeccable timing of "Smith Sisters Live" against Kanye's headlining week, why folks must social distance from Lydia McLaughlin and other Housewife trolls, and the grey area surrounding Brandi's revelation. Lisa Rinna needs to rewatch Full House, because she's apparently forgotten how to cut it out - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 168! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. EXCLUSIVE NEW BONUS EPISODES - WHILE YOU WEAR A MASK: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FIRST-EVER ANDY'S GIRLS ZOOM KIKI - EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON PATRONS! AUGUST 8 AT 8PM EST. **FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND WATCH CHRIS MANZO'S CAMEO PROPOSAL: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After finding out Vanderpump Dogs is officially happening, Sarah screeches with fury so loud that only Lucy Lucy Apple Juice (new name redacted) can hear. She herself needs to be rescued by another LVP non-apologist, Dylan Hafer, assistant editor at Betches Media, co-host of the pod "Mention It All, and the creator of @BravoByBetches. They discuss what it means to get rewarded for bad behavior with a new show, what happens when RHOC Wives test positive (for life, COVID, and filming irresponsibly) during pandemic production, and how RHONY has become Groundhog Day. Sonja says it is SO important to pay people what they're worth, so see y'all on Patreon - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 167! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE NEW BONUS EPISODE WITH DYLAN HAFER - WHILE YOU WEAR A MASK: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FIRST-EVER ANDY'S GIRLS ZOOM KIKI - EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON PATRONS! AUGUST 8 AT 8PM EST. **FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND WATCH CHRIS MANZO'S CAMEO PROPOSAL: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah checks in to a Beverly Hills plastic surgery suite, waiting for Kim's doctor to heighten the volume on her cackle and screech. She wakes up from her rest and discovers RHOBH is trouncing RHONY quality control, which she quickly determines is the anesthesia wearing off. In walks OG of the AG Damian Bellino, the Team Kim to her Team Kyle, and the OGs settle in for a wide ranging Richards Royale - which sister will triumph? They also discuss a PhD-level Satchel re-examining Jules' role on RHONY, why Aaron vs Erika Jayne is actually much more layered than uniformly thought, and why the clock is striking Turtle Time's Gotta Go. Justice for Denise and also Sarah's screech - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 166! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. EXCLUSIVE NEW BONUS EPISODES WITH DAMIAN BELLINO AND @BRAVOHISTORIAN - WHILE YOU WEAR A MASK: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND WATCH CHRIS MANZO'S CAMEO PROPOSAL: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Ramona's very timely and one hundred percent believable 'I'm positive for antibodies and life' press release, Sarah calls up the Easter Bunny, Santa, "Heathers" and "Billy on the Street" writer Carey O'Donnell, and the Tooth Fairy to discuss the RHONY cast's public response to Corona Singer. Sarah and Carey then deep dive Lisa Vanderpump's support of employees in need, if Housewives should make room for a Househusband, and why NY could use a sober journey next season. Ramona as an empathetic person is her greatest Halloween costume to date - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 165! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODE WITH @BRAVOHISTORIAN - WHILE YOU WEAR A MASK: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL AND ENJOY THE FACE BEHIND THE CACKLE: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah drifts off to sleep, dreaming of a time when she can leave her NYC quarantine so that she can walk by the Regency, see Harry Dubin, and then run immediately back home. She's suddenly awoken by one of the greatest sounds known to Hagkind - "Ding Dong!" It's Matt Rogers, co-host of "Las Culturistas" and "Gayme Show," and the varsity co-captain of Team Denise. They discuss why on-and-off camera personal growth - or lack thereof - matters on RHONY, what Erika Jayne's confessionals say about Team Denise vs Everyone Else, and whether or not Generation OG should retire. Tinsley may have performed her swan song, but Sarah's cackle is ready for an encore - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 164! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL AND ENJOY THE FACE BEHIND THE CACKLE: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Upon hearing about Stassi's pregnancy news, Sarah immediately goes to her bridal registry to send a mazel to LA's hardest working crisis PR. She then sits down with Vanderpump Rules' best gift, "Sexy Unique Podcast" host Lara Marie Schoenhals. They discuss the Pump Rules reunion, Jax's uncertain future, and why Kyle's childhood has influenced her friendship with Teddi. Stassi and Big Kathy may not love this week's conversations, but listeners certainly will - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 163! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODE WITH STEVE FROM @FACESBYBRAVO - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In a "Pass the Mic" episode of Andy's Girls, The Real Housewives of Potomac star Candiace Dillard Bassett joins the People's People's Couch to share her perspective on Bravo and Black Lives Matter, exclusively with AG. Sarah also sits down with writer and Black Bravoholic Rafi D'Angelo to discuss the challenges separating the corporation from the community, why Nene's public critiques may have more to do with Kandi than Bravo HQ, and whether or not a certain cougar will ever be let loose in the OC. Don't bring a butter knife to a gun fight, because Candiace is here to slay - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 162! Support Rafi's writing: https://soletstalkabout.com Email proof of a BLM-org donation and get to hear Sarah's Stassi story on the next AG: [email protected] Additional Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah unpacks Bravo's reaction (or lack thereof) to the Black Lives Matter movement, and invites several black Bravoholics and AG fans to share their thoughts. Porsha has stepped into her family legacy, and Sarah's cackle is aiming for social good - it's Andy's Girls Episode 161! Black Lives Matter! Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Live to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ 6. Films and TV Shows: 13th When They See Us Just Mercy (available to rent for free in June) Dear White People (Netflix series) If Beale Street Could Talk Clemency Fruitvale Station I Am Not Your Negro See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After watching this week's RHOBH on a loop, Sarah immediately books Erika Jayne's astrologer who confirms that yes, all signs point to this season of Beverly Hills being a full return to form. An Aries with Beador Rising, Sarah immediately celebrates with an epic deep dive of Housewife motivations with Kate Casey, host of "Reality Life with Kate Casey." They discuss what Dorinda and Michael Jordan have in common (spoiler alert: it's not a championship ring for Season 12), the ways in which friendships and alliances intersect on Beverly Hills, and what counsel Kate has given Bravolebs before and after joining a show. Justice for Tinsley, because we know how passionately Sarah supports a woman's right to screech - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 160! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODE WITH KATE CASEY - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by this week's RHONY, Sarah Google Images "unnecessary rage spiral," and spots 15 pictures of Kelly Dodd's IG account. She throws her second computer in the trash - three times the charm! - and soothes herself with a deep-dive of all things Housewifery with "Bitch is Better" podcast host Raven Chatman, also known as @MainlyBravo. They discuss Bravo's responsibility in keeping Bravolebs accountable, how tabloids have played a crucial "friend-of" role on this season's Atlanta, New York, and Beverly Hills, and why Denise's apprehensions about on-camera instincts are particularly beneficial to the show. Eva's boobs are social distancing, but Sarah's cackle is definitely not - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 159! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODE WITH BRIAN MOYLAN - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah Googles "Sonja Morgan Century 21", determined to support Sonja's favorite brand. After realizing she's a few million short from taking over the townhouse, Sarah instead makes a decision that Teddi approves, and goes "All In" - trademark pending - about all things Housewives with writer/producer/director, and future RHOP show-runner (or at least, viewer), James LaRosa. They discuss the emotional stakes surrounding Kyle vs. Dorit, why Dorinda may be so invested in LuAnn's disavowal of alcohol abuse, and the lessons Housewife franchises should learn from Will and Grace. If you're a member of the Orange County cast, you may want to social distance from this conversation - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 158! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE RHOP PATREON EP WITH PETSHOPBOY - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After realizing she forgot to respond to a Fashion Week Google Cal invite sent by Sonja by Sonja Morgan PR, Sarah decides to host her own Andy's Girls Sky Top Spectacular. She throws on several layers of Kyle X Shahida, Lynne Curtin cuffs, Skinnygirl Kids fat baby hand and body lotion, La'Dame by Karen Huger, and the most important article of all - an epic catwalk with the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, writer and "Shut Up Evan" host, Evan Ross Katz. They roll up their Alexis Couture sleeves and discuss Evan's friendship with burgeoning supermodel Lisa Rinna, why this season of RHONY could've used a dose of Yummie Tummie, and the difference between truly memorable moments vs memes. This conversation is so good, Maurico is on 'high' alert - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 157! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE RHOA REUNION TRAILER REACTION EP - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Bravo's Ladies of London marathon, Sarah calls up her favorite British Dame: President and Founder of the Real Housewives Institute, Brian Moylan. They discuss the 100 people in a room breathing a sigh of relief that Bethenny and LVP have moved on, the impact Dorit and PK's on-camera cash confessionals may have on other cast members' legal dramas, and the difference between how Erika Jayne and Sonja view their marriages to much older, and agelessly wealthy, men. This episode is like Summer House - a never-ending delight - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 156! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Extra, Extra! Screech all about it! Sarah sits on the People's People's Couch and embarks on an OG of the AG THAT'S MY OPINION battle royale about the future of RHONY and RHOBH's seasons. Joined by OG of the AG and co-host of "You Might Know Her From," writer/producer Damian Bellino, the OGs of the AG 'discuss' which franchise shows greater plot potential, why Sutton's demotion may actually benefit her future diamond, and how Atlanta is uniquely suited for a satellite reunion. This episode has to be worth at least 39 million dollars, and doesn't include the value of Sarah's cackle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 155! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE WITH DAMIAN BELLINO - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls DAILY BEAST ARTICLE FEATURING SARAH'S THOUGHTS ON RHONY LEAH MCSWEENEY: https://www.thedailybeast.com/real-housewives-of-new-york-breakout-leah-mcsweeneys-anti-metoo-and-trump-defending-past?ref=author See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah watches this week's episode of RHONY and furiously scrubs off the temporary tattoo of Evan Goldschneider staking its claim on her lower back, on the off-chance she and Ramona share an underground bunker in the near future. Exhausted by moving her body a single inch, she prescribes herself the best self-care around, a deep dive into RHONY and its 12-season evolution with Bloomberg Pursuit's editorial director, Chris Rovzar. They unpack Chris' experiences interacting with the housewives in NY society's concrete jungle, Jill's response to his infamous NY Mag recaps, and why a red balloon seems to follow Dorinda wherever she unravels. This episode is number one in pecking order, and for that Sonja is thrilled - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 154! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND RECEIVE EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. A NEW BONUS SATCHELS EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah finishes watching season 3 of RHONY for the 33rd time, and realizes she needs to circle back to her other favorite self-care: deep diving the RHONY Season 12 premiere with comedian and editor of Input Mag, Ryan Houlihan. Before the Ghost of Bobby Zarin nudges Sarah into destroying her computer much like Jill's MIA apple, they discuss Leah's smash debut on camera, and shocking past online, what Rosie O'Donnell has in common with Housewives, and why Teddi's return may be a pointed strategy from production. Jax Taylor says this episode is his religion now, and don't you forget it - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 153! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND GET SARAH A NEW COMPUTER - INCLUDING A NEW RHOBH TAGLINES BONUS EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After stockpiling her NYC apt with QVC boxes of cream-cheese-stuffed-salmon - quite a show of fortitude for a vegetarian who doesn't eat dairy - Sarah calls up her favorite ingredient for a deep dive convo, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey. They discuss Bravolebs' varying degrees of success responding to coronavirus, which Housewives franchise "Tiger King" breakout star Carole Baskin should join, and Tracie shares exclusive scoop on the upcoming RHOBH and RHONY premieres. The world may not feel c'est bon, c'est bon, but this convo definitely does - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 152! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE TALKING RHOA, RHONJ, AND JAMEELA JAMIL BEE TEA WITH TRACIE MORRISSEY - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sequestered in her Upper East Side quarantine, Sarah buys enough groceries to withstand the emotional eating required when reading the RHONY season 12 taglines. She suddenly realizes she's missing her favorite core ingredient, and calls up OG of the AG and co-host of "You Might Know Her From," writer/producer Damian Bellino. They discuss why a problematic Kenya is the perfect equation for RHOA, the reasoning behind Nene and Kandi's online battle, and the difference between friends-of power structures on Atlanta vs. Beverly Hills. Teresa's reunion edit may have the last laugh, but it's got nothing on this cackle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 151! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE WITH DAMIAN BELLINO - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah discovers Danielle Staub is coming out with her own podcast, and immediately self-quarantines. On this 150th episode SG of the AG Self-Quarantine Quorom special episode, Sarah unpacks Bravolebrity responses to the global pandemic, why Kenya should watch RHONJ's reunion part 2, and what Teresa's kosher-certified new beginning means for her future on the show. Wash your hands of Marc Daly - and also for the safety and health of millions - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 150! Stay home! Wash your hands! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC NEW RHOBH SEASON 10 TRAILER BONUS EP - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Missing the glory that was BravoCon, Sarah puts on her favorite Housewife cosplay (9 lemons, one bowl) and settles into the People's People's Couch: Extra Pumped but Not About Kentucky with fellow Certified Bravoholic and Not Skinny But Not Fat podcast host and Instagrammer, Amanda Hirsch. They discuss why Brittany's wedding song should be True Colors, their opposing views on Jennifer Aydin's reunion performance, and which Jersey housewife is a true spiritual OG. Danielle Staub was invited to be on this week's ep, but there was no available folding chair - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 149! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. NEW 25-MIN LOVE IS BLIND DEEP DIVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Realizing it's finally the first day of her blessed birthday month, Sarah bakes herself an apple cake in the shape of a Zarin rug, and wishes for the return of that ginger OG and/or RHOBH. After realizing that Bravo probably thinks she looks too young to have earned these gifts, Sarah turns back to the present with her favorite OG of the AC, Bravo personality, host of "Reality Check" and "Martinis and Murder," and Andy Cohen's longtime assistant, Daryn Carp. They discuss the trap of wanting to befriend Bravolebs, what it means when bad behavior isn't held accountable on Pump Rules and Below Deck, and how NJ's finale has risen the franchise to even higher heights. Joe Giudice doesn't know what a podcast is, but he's probably gonna Instagram about this anyway - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 148! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. NEW 40-MIN TRE SATCHELS DEEP DIVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tired of another endless NYC winter, Sarah books a Jitney to the Hamptons, where she discovers it's just as cold. She realizes summer starts from within, and calls up her favorite bright light, Berning in Hell podcaster and "Summer House" breakout star, Hannah Berner. They discuss Hannah's journey from Bravoholic to Bravoleb, the importance of body positivity on reality tv, and the less-than-positive reality facing Kyle and Amanda's and Lindsay and Carl's relationships. The cold weather outside is frightful, but a Hamptons-themed DVR is delightful - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 147! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. HANNAH AND SARAH'S RHONJ DEEP DIVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates Galentine's Day the best way she knows how: by mailing Shannon Beador a heart shaped box filled with cream cheese stuffed salmon, and inviting her new Bravo bestie, writer Rafi D'Angelo, to the People's People's Couch. They discuss the difference between Nene's vulnerability and accountability, the missing thread in the RHONY trailer, and why Jennifer Aydin is a top-tier Housewife. Throw away your partner and gift-wrapped chocolate, because this conversation is already super sweet - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 147! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Curious about the real estate value of a casita next to Chateau, Sarah calls up Margaret and Jennifer's favorite houseguest, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey, for stories inside RHONJ homes. They discuss which Jersey Housewife may have a future career in the Senate, how Atlanta feels like upgraded seltzer, and why the court may order Erika to retire her glam. Patting the puss is pricey, but Sarah's cackle is priceless - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 145! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After sneaking into Cut Fitness with a Groupon saleswoman's RSVP, Sarah cuts herself an extra-large slice of carrot cake (hold the cake) at Tamra Judge's forced retirement party. She then marks this historic moment in American history the best way she knows how: by sitting down with the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz - writer, editor, and host of the forthcoming podcast "Shut Up Evan." They discuss what the tabloids got wrong and Bravo got right about Tamra's exit from RHOC, what role second-wave OGs have in the Housewives universe, and why empathy is important when critiquing Housewives. Sarah needs to buy Shannon a Galentine's Day diamond larger than the one David just gave to his newest mistake, so please subscribe to the just-launched AG Patreon ASAP - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 144! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Right before news breaks that Victoria Gunvalson has retired the orange Bravo took away from her prior to Season 14, Sarah records an episode of Andy's Girls that will live in infamy: what did she say about Vicki's future before Vicki's announcement went live? This Coto crystal ball tells all: Sarah and culture writer and editor Madeleine Davies discuss why Tamra's future is tied to Vicki's past, what Caroline's Super Bowl ad means for a potential return to Franklin Lakes, and the shocking allegations about Nene's rumored 'secret.' The Whoop It Up train may have left the station, but this episode is nobody's caboose - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 143! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by the Emmy-worthy drama "Kim Richards on Dr. Phil: War of the Worlds," Sarah calls up her favorite Bravo health provider, "America's Psychologist" Dr. Jeff Gardere. They discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly of providing therapy on Potomac and Atlanta Housewives, what Nene is like as a patient on-and-off camera, whether recent tabloid reports about Dennis should affect Porsha's relationship, and what Teresa and Joe (and Bethenny and Jason) need to learn about co-parenting. The People's People's Couch is ready for patients, Venmo your co-pay accordingly - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 142! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hears about Danielle's booking on Watch What Happens Live, and immediately checks herself into a wellness facility. She realizes the spa's pool is identical to the one Marg made famous, and calms down enough to recover from being Staub'd from the back. After discovering insurance doesn't cover reactions to a television program, she runs back to the People's People's Couch, joined by Dylan Hafer, assistant editor at Betches Media and creator of Bravo by Betches. They discuss tabloid reports about Brandi G. and Denise, what Brandi R.'s trip rehab means for her future on Dallas, and whether or not Atlanta's snake even exists. Teresa may not like thrown water, but this double-episode convo will quench anyone's thirst - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 141! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates the New Year the best way she knows how: with medically forbidden gluten and a screaming match with OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They immediately launch into an epic argument about Andy's role moderating the Dallas reunion, what a viral video of Brandi means for her future as well as the franchise, and which toxic former Housewives are most likely to return full-time. If your New Year's resolution was to listen to Sarah shred apart Danielle, you're in luck - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 140! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ready to ring in the New Year, Sarah tries a few sips of expired Wines by Wives, and immediately keels over. After disinfecting her gullet with some Skinnygirl Marg EXTRA THIN, she celebrates 2020 the other best way she knows how: by looking back at the Housewife highs and lows of 2019! Sarah calls up her BravoCon bestie, "Come Through Queen" podcast co-host Brendan Davis. They discuss favorite moments from 2019, Real Housewife resolutions for 2020, why the reunion cycle finale was such a breakthrough for Orange County, and whether or not Season 4 is a swan song for LeeAnne. The New Year is upon us, and so is Sarah's eternal cackle: it's Andy's Girls, Episode 139! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah wakes up on Hanukkah Eve to the greatest gift imaginable: an invitation to attend a taping for the forthcoming season of RHONY. After floating on air, she calls up one of her favorite Certified Bravoholics, Lea Palmieri, Director of Creative Strategy at Decider.com, to share behind the scenes scoop of the night's many presents. They also discuss why Jane Roe was Andy's gift to humanity, which Real Housewife should be impeached from their franchise, and whether or not Dallas can survive this season's troubled story arc. Sprinkle cookies for everyone, because this convo is a special treat - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 138! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After writing four-and-a-half chapters in her forthcoming book, "Fugitive from Justice: The Vacay Tale of an RHOC Tertiary Character Allegedly Allegedly," Sarah settles in on the People's People's Couch with her favorite RHONY Season 4 PhD, writer and editor Evan Ross Katz. They discuss which Tres Amigas should retire from Orange County, how Tinsley's reported exit may impact New York's Big Alpha Energy, and whether Dallas can survive this season. Unlike OG peach wardrobing, this episode is anything but recycled - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 137! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Upon hearing Tinsley's engagement news, Sarah mourns the potential loss of another RHONY by going where no Mortimer ever would: Key West. After discovering the RHOC vacation house in the bedding section of a nearby Pier 1, Sarah buys herself a tropical People's People's Couch, and sits down for a chat with Bravoholic Michael Arceneaux, New York Times bestselling author of "I Can't Date Jesus" and the upcoming "I Don't Want to Die Poor." They discuss how Kenya's on-screen intentions have changed since she returned to Atlanta, whether Orange County drama can thrive without two of the Tres Amigas, and what the Potomac lawsuits mean for next season's cast. Paging Dr. Heavenly, because this conversation was sent from above - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 136! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah picks up a copy of The New York Times, assuming the front page will be a fashion spread on L'Infinity by LeeAnne. Disappointed to see international breaking news instead, she calls up her favorite BravoCon bestie, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey. They discuss RHOD commedia dell'arte, what Faith told Tracie about Vanderpump Rules and race, which RHONY's behavior inspired booing at BravoCon, and the surprising personality trait Teresa and Nene have in common. This episode has more snaps than the ones D'Andra and Kary broke in Thailand - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 135! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah realizes she absolutely must stock up on the Green Miracle, because she always has faith in cash. Excited at the possibility of supporting the Simmons empire without directly ingesting ketchup, Sarah meets up with none other than businesswoman, fellow podcaster, and Real Housewife of Dallas, D'Andra Simmons. They discuss D'Andra's fractured friendship with LeeAnne, RHOD Season 5 casting rumors, and which Potomac and Orange County housewives she calls for advice. Mama Dee doesn't give a rip, and Heinz says neither should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 134! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Immediately after returning home from the epic first-ever BravoCon, a doorbell rings in Sarah's apt, followed by the subtle scent of La' Dame. She opens the door and is thrilled to see President of the Real Housewives Institute, Erika Jayne collaborator, and Vulture writer/historian, Brian Moylan. They discuss their BravoCon roses and thorns, extensive interactions with Bravolebs, and why BravoCon is so impactful for the Bravoholic community. The production of BravoCon was absolutely perfect, and Sarah's vocally depleted cackle is too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 133! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the eve of BravoCon, the most important religious holiday of the year and likely all time, Sarah goes to temple to pray. Confused as to why there wasn't a shotski inside the Torah as the Lord surely intended, she calls up her favorite RHONJ spiritual advisor, AOL Entertainment's managing editor, Gibson Johns. They discuss Stephanie and Porsha's breakthrough seasons, why the alliances are finally working on Orange County and Jersey, and what's next for Juicy Joe. BravoCon has arrived, and so has this week's sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 132! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah jumps out of bed and begins another day of strength training for the upcoming BravoCon marathon. She jumps over the many hurdles Danielle Staub has placed her way and meets up with her favorite sparring partner, OG of the AG and VH1 senior producer, Damian Bellino. They break down epic season premieres for New Jersey and Atlanta, Tamra's role as OC's friend and foe, and what the LeeAnne wedding edit may portend for the rest of Dallas. Kenya Moore is back, and so are the OGs - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 131! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After celebrating Halloween with a costume of this season's Dallas plot - so, ya know, she wore nothing - Sarah decides to skip the trick and head straight to an AG treat. She meets up with writer, editor, and co-host of the acclaimed podcast "Who? Weekly," Lindsey Weber, for a breakdown of current Housewife headlines, including Caroline Manzo's response to Teresa and Joe's special, Meghan and Jim's messy split, and LuAnn's interview with Jenny McCarthy. It's officially the holiday season, and this conversation is a gift - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 130! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah pulls out her BravoCon Advent calendar, and is thrilled to discover an Hermés box filled with Gina's leftover kitchen sink glam. She realizes this gift must be shared, and calls up the horror, theatre, and Housewives historian, and creator of the "High Drama" newsletter, Louis Peitzman. They discuss the impact of the current political landscape on Housewives drama, the similarities between Braunwyn and D'Andra's family strife, and why Emily's marriage is a throwback to a Season 1 OG. D'Andra's trust may be empty, but Sarah's support for Stephanie is a treasure trove of love - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 129! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE****: FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With AG merch finally ready for the world, Sarah celebrates the best way she knows how: by announcing on the People's People's Couch that the AG TeePublic shop is the new UES-based International Fashion Lifestyle Brand. She celebrates this Tipsy-Girl cheater-brand style "slogan acquisition" with none other than fellow OG of the AG, VH1 Senior Producer Damian Bellino. They discuss why New Kary's role as D'Andra's hype woman isn't enough to carry this season of Dallas, the importance of casting Housewife alums when OGs leave, why Gina and Emily's fight has helped resurrect Orange County, and what LeeAnne and Teresa's storylines have in common. Sarah says some already-regrettable things about Tamra that need to be Cut Fitness'ed out of her mind post haste - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 128! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE****: FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.