Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah hears that Bravo is re-launching Cash Cab, and immediately deletes Uber Pool from her phone, determined to cover her rent and/or humility by hailing a camera crew outside Beautique. After realizing the only trivia questions she can answer relate to Emily and Shane's lack of love language, Sarah instead goes for a stroll down Bravoholic memory lane with the host of "Martinis and Murder," and OG of the AC, Daryn Carp. They discuss Daryn's origin story at Bravo, her rose and thorn during 9+ years working with Andy Cohen, and whether or not there is a new Housewife franchise on the horizon. Ramona Singer may not approve of this episode's content, but she gives the outfits a perfect score - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 127! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On a rainy day at RHONY HQ, Sarah settles in for a nap with her Skinnygirl "Dream Thin" body pillow, imagining an AG kiki with a fellow Bethenny super stan. She awakes to find that while first-generation Carole Radziwill is no longer available, a ghostwriter-free thinker is: writer, editor, and Bravo dramaturg, Evan Ross Katz. They sit on the People's People's Couch and begin a wide-ranging discussion, including which house husbands rank among the worst of any franchise, how Gina and Emily's fight works in both their favor, why Michael Darby's on-camera defense may complicate the next season of Potomac, and whether or not Dallas will survive. Slade Smiley gives this ep a perfect score, mostly because he was mentioned - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 126! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After going to London exactly once for 3 days in May, Sarah realizes she is now considered British royalty, in line for the/a throne. Delighted with her newfound international superpowers, she ignores a call from Meghan Markle and makes one of her own: to chat all things Bravo with the star of "Ladies of London," Caroline Stanbury. They discuss Caroline's friendship with New York housewives, her thoughts on Puppygate and the future of RHOBH, and why her on-camera family struggles are similar to those on Beverly Hills and New Jersey. Plus, recaps of the just-released RHONJ and RHOA trailers, and a discussion of how RHOC "accomplishments" are not without cost. Orange County may be back, and Sarah's passport says she's ready to return - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 125! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah arrives at the Miraval Wellness Resort and Spa, determined to soak in the energy and purity that comes from being Shannon Storms Beador's number one fan. However, she is quickly met by one of Shannon's "less vocally supportive future admirers," writer, comedian, and "ScamWow" podcast co-host Caitlin Brodnick. They ditch the spa's sound bath, and shower each other with opinions on Shannon's spiritual journey/psychosis, whether Kary 2.0 is a new chapter on Dallas or the epilogue, and what Kenya's just-announced divorce means for her burgeoning friendship with Porsha. No purses were flung in the making of this episode, but arguments about Shannon certainly carried #SkinnyLegend weight - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 124! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah returns from her Parisian honeymoon besotted, having proclaimed her eternal love and devotion to this season of Potomac. But after realizing marriage to an inanimate object won't bring true happiness - just ask Mrs. Darby - she registers for immediate access to RHOP Season 5 with Dave Quinn, People.com's news writer and reporter. They discuss which Housewife dramas have been too much to cover online, Dave's screaming match with a certain OG, and exclusive scoop on upcoming seasons of Atlanta, NY and NJ. Respect the betas, and also this epic chat - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 123! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah books a flight to visit one of America's most historic landmarks, but realizes after her flight lands in Dallas that the Round Up is closed to non-RHOD househusband patrons. Instead, she rounds up thoughts on why LeeAnne and D'Andra's fight may have more to do with production than meets the eye, why even bad seasons can be important for franchises, and the differences between mysterious exits on Scary Island vs. the Caymans. Momma Dee is in control of this week's content, so DM your accountant accordingly - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 122! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah checks into the hospital, determined to donate her heart to RHONY production in order to get Jill back on the show full-time. After being told her prior thoughts on Jill vs. Bethenny preclude a successful donation, Sarah heads to the gift shop in order to buy some feelings and a Season 12 get well soon balloon. She then calls up one of NYC's greatest comedic gifts, writer and comedian Ziwe Fumudoh. They discuss why Orange County's marital troubles feel different than in Potomac, what the new additions to Beverly Hills mean for the returning housewives, and what LuAnn has in common with Ashley Darby. Shane might be trash, but this episode is a total treasure - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 121! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mourning the loss of Bethenny Frankel on RHONY, Sarah heads to temple in order to pray for peace, zen, and Zarin. After enjoying some of Bethenny's apple with honey, she runs into her favorite Bethenny nemesis, and fellow OG of the AG, writer and comedian Damian Bellino. They discuss what Bethenny's absence will mean for next season, why Potomac is running an Olympic-level relay vs. Orange County's sprint, and the importance of beta Wives on Atlanta and Beverly Hills. Bethenny may not be remarried, but this conversation is wedded to sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 120! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Carole's marathon work, Sarah stretches her muscles with a Bravoholic double episode of AG. Joined by her favorite relay partner, writer Louis Peitzman, they discuss off-camera marriage strategy by Team Darby, why Orange County has the opposite energy of Potomac, and love lessons that Vanderpump Rules couples can learn from RHONY. Stassi may love cemeteries, but these episode is brimming with life - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 119! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Shannon's fitness journey, Sarah buys a Groupon to Cut Fitness' "Zumba? I Barely Knew Her" with Eddie Judge, but quickly tires over the number of times they have to run over Tamra's reused plot. She decides instead to grab a green juice and coffee talk with her favorite multi-hyphenate, writer and comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the impact of friends-of on Beverly Hills, Potomac, and Orange County, what lessons the Tres Amigas should learn from Beverly Hills' Team Everyone Else, and why Candiace's mom is focused on her child winning a pageant instead of adult life. Gina's glam may be a cry for help, but this episode sparkles from within - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 118! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah packs a lunch of 9 lemons in a bowl and heads over to the RHOBH reunion, determined to use her Nancy Drew-esque skills to solve The Mystery Of The Missing Three-Part Plot. After realizing the only evidence she can find is a list of grievances written by Lucy Lucy's team at CAA, she heads over to RHOP Central to uncover The Case of Katie Rost, with Potomac superfan, and AOL's managing editor, Gibson Johns. They discuss editing accusations on Potomac and Beverly Hills, lessons this season of NY could learn from seasons past, and what Katie Rost's absence will mean for the RHOP reunion. Camille said this episode is her absolute favorite, and she's always sincere - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 117! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah buys a copy of the Guinness Book of World Records, curious if the Beverly Hills reunion broke records by featuring an OG ghost. After discovering the judging panel disqualified them for lack of plot, she heads over to Bravoholic Investigations HQ, run by Melissa Gorga superfan, writer and comedian Caitlin Brodnick. They discuss why Ashley's daddy/husband issues are so connected, how Teddi isn't being truly accountable for her behavior, and whether Dorinda and LuAnn's defense mechanisms are hindering true resolution. Michael Darby contested this episode's existence, so you know the conversation is on - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 116! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With NYC temperatures as hot as this season of Potomac, Sarah cancels this week's podcast and also July and August. Then, in a fever dream, she's visited by the Ghost of LVP's Past, who tells her that what's most important in life is to show up - and show out. So, Sarah finishes her living will (iTunes library of Bethenny spinoffs should be donated to the Smithsonian, and nobody gets her shoes), and discusses what Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd have in common with Kelly Killoren Bensimon, why Ashley's least favorite song may be Karma Chameleon, and whether or not Kenya's peach will be shared with her family. Potomac may be heated, and so is Sarah's temperature - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 115! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah books a one-way ticket to study abroad at the Real Housewives Institute. After learning the final exam will require rewatching the RHOBH finale, she skips the trip and instead attends a Bravoholic MasterClass with Institute President, and renowned Vulture and New York Magazine writer, Brian Moylan. They discuss what the OC and Atlanta casting announcements have in common, what Lisa Vanderpump's exit means for Erika Girardi (and Jayne), and which New York OG may need half an apple. Brian had an exclusive vacation with Vicki Gunvalson, so let's whoop it up - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 114! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah runs up to the Bravo float at World Pride, hoping to see Jill Zarin with a bejeweled apple. After realizing the only backseat available is the storyline on Beverly Hills, she heads back to the People's People's Couch to toast Brittany and Jax's first marriage with "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" writer and comedian Alison Leiby. They discuss what Vanderpump Rules and Summer House couples have in common, why RHONY needs a new cast member who doesn't buy Ageless by Ramona, and unpack a supersized Satchel of Gold into Tinsley's finances. Camille Grammer may not win an Emmy, but she does have our hearts - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 113! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to rent a pied-a-terre that serves dual purposes, but after moving into Coupon Cabin, realizes promo codes won't protect her from select franchise climate change (the ice-cold Beverly Hills). Instead, Sarah heads back to the People's People's Couch for a heartwarming talk of all things RHONY with New York Magazine/Vulture writer, and RHONJ super fan, Molly Fitzpatrick. They discuss the similarities between LuAnn and Shep Rose and which RHOBH is reminiscent of a brain injured Dwight K. Schrute. Also, in part two of Feelin Jovani: Still Feelin It!, Sarah talks with Tinsley Mortimer about her future as a Housewife, which side she's on with Puppygate, and her experience at the reunion taping. Someone pass around Rinna Rosé, because it's the only way to survive watching Provence - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 112! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates Spring Cleaning by removing any remaining skeletons from her closet. After updating Danielle Staub of their burial location, she celebrates a new wardrobe the best way she knows how- by Feelin' Jovani with a RHONY OG. She heads to Countess LuAnn's video premiere party, for exclusive interviews with Lu and #CountessAndFriends cabaret director, Ben Rimalower. They discuss which RHONY was originally booked for Lu's video, what LuAnn thought about Bethenny's Miami meltdown, and much more. Sarah then celebrates this scoop by performing RHONY Miami: Masterpiece Theatre, with WWHL producer Michael Bowman. This episode is super-sized, just like Sarah and Michael's love for Potomac - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 111! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to plan a Pride parade for those devoted to Jill Zarin's RHONY return. After Alex McCord admonishes her for making Pride about wishes that Andy Cohen has not yet allowed come true, Sarah celebrates all things gay and iconic with writer, comedian, and Official AG Gay, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss which Housewives are the biggest gay icons, why Potomac marriage rumors should be weighed differently than in Atlanta and OC, what LVP's exit may mean for Brandi's return, and the reality behind casting rumors about LuAnn and Ramona. Caroline Manzo may be a lesbian icon, just don't tell Danielle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 110! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah attempts to sneak in to #Farrahween, disguised as Erika Girardi. After security tells her that she's not wearing a proper costume, just a neglected storyline, she decides to treat herself instead to a lively conversation with influencer and fellow Certified Bravoholic, Petshopboy. They discuss why Beverly Hills is reminiscent of a Xerox machine, how marital rumors are discussed differently on Potomac than Atlanta, and why bringing back OG Housewives doesn't always spell success. The editors forgot to include Jill Zarin in conversation, and so did we - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 109! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah purchases a Groupon lie detector test, in order to prove she is honestly Shannon Beador's #1 fan. After breaking the examiner by only answering questions with "nine lemons" and "that's missing the bowl," she heads over to RHONY Circular House Headquarters to ponder all things Lu with comedian and writer Julia Solomon. They discuss what impact LuAnn's recent court appearance may have on her tour, why LVP and John Sessa's relationship may be more complicated than is shown on TV, and whether or not Michael Darby will remain a Real Househusband of Potomac. Sarah may call Julia "Julie" for an hour and five minutes, but that's just because she's Ramotional about Danielle being fired - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 108! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah returns from a dream vacation to Paris and London, brimming with hope, enthusiasm, and love. Then she turns on RHOBH. Moderately disgruntled by the lack of plot and abundance of kitchen, she calls in one of her fave RH investigative journalists around to help her through: writer, comedian, and co-host of the podcast "ScamWow," Caitlin Brodnick. They discuss which current Housewives are the biggest scammers, why LuAnn's performance as a woman making stable, healthy life choices doesn't add up, and how Potomac trounces every other franchise on air. Karen Huger put up a billboard about this week's ep, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 107! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah gets ready for her Parisian happy ending - a vacation she absolutely cannot afford - and finishes packing the best way she knows how, by unpacking all things Vanderpump Rules with writer, comedian, and James translator, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss dark passengers on Pump Rules, John Sessa's Twitter battle with Ariana, why Candiace may need to make an emotional withdrawal from The Bank of Mom, and what family ties may bind Bethenny to Luann. The streets are talking, and they're saying Sarah wishes she could Venmo request Rand for this flight - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 106! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah receives a collect call from Heaven, asking if she'd like to attend Bravo HQ's ultra-exclusive first-ever Certified Bravoholics event. Realizing she was one of only twenty Bravo influencers selected from over the country, Sarah immediately says a prayer of gratitude to the holy trinity (Andrew, Wacha, baby Benjamin), and spends the day in bliss. This special episode includes exclusive backstage content, and interviews with RHONY's Dorinda Medley and Sonja Morgan, RHOP's Gizelle Bryant, RHONJ's Margaret Josephs, Vanderpump Rules' Lala Kent and Ariana Madix, Southern Charm's Cameron Eubanks and Austen Kroll, Below Deck's Captain Lee, Million Dollar Listing New York's Steve Gold, Bravo show runners and executive producers, and much, much more. Andy Cohen personally gave AG his blessing, so that means the Vatican and Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy have too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 105! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah Googles "The Daily Beast" in order to see what Jim and Amber Marchese are up to. Instead, she discovers senior entertainment reporter Kevin Fallon's revelatory profile on RHONY Sonja Morgan. Sarah immediately invites him to the People's People's Couch, where they discuss his ladies who lunch afternoon with Madame Morgan, The Renaissance of Bethenny, why Denise Richards' past - and presence - affects LVP and Camille, and why Nene needs to give her peach to PJ. Jill Zarin's scenes at the Angel Ball may have been cut, but this episode is blessedly super-sized - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 104! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah reads Louis Peitzman's New York Times profile of Stassi Schroeder, and immediately books a vacation at RHONY's Wyoming hotel. After being informed that Stassi's beloved ranch is in fact a condiment and not the Wild West, Louis gives inside scoop on his time with Stassi, and Sarah shares behind-the-scenes Bravolebrity exclusives from her time at Bravo HQ. They also discuss why Tinsley should burn Coupon Cabin to the ground, what Camille and Lisa Rinna's political views mean for RHOBH viewer escapism, and whether or not a RHOA OG deserves a full-time peach. The B is back, and so is season 1 Camille - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 103! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by this week's RHONY, Sarah tries to swipe right for the Bear-Naked Chef on Groupon. Disappointed that every available food service is heteronormative and clothed, Sarah instead orders the next best thing: a multi-franchise recap fantasia with "Desus and Mero" staff writer, comedian, and RH super-fan, Ziwe Fumudoh. They discuss which OG's implement friendship contracts on and off camera, a surprising RHONY personality renaissance, and rumors about RHOC cast battles. This might not be naked appetizers but it's definitely the naked truth - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 102! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the 101st episode of Andy's Girls, and the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! OG of the AG Damian Bellino (writer, comedian, co-creator of "You Might Know Her From") joins Sarah and her "wellness-inspired" Skinnygirl jeans for a very special listener-produced awards show, featuring categories submitted on social media. On Part Two of The Andys, Sarah and Damian reminisce about AGs gone by as they announce winners for awards including: Worst Tagline, Vacation Hall of Fame, WTF Reunion Moment, and many more. "The Andy for Non-OG Special Achievement goes to" is something Lydia McLaughlin will never hear - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 101! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the 100th episode of Andy's Girls, and the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! OG of the AG Damian Bellino (writer, comedian, co-creator of "You Might Know Her From") joins Sarah for a very special listener-produced awards show, featuring categories submitted on social media. On Part One of The Andys, Sarah and Damian reminisce about AG's first 99 episodes as they announce winners for awards including: Best Tagline, Worst Fit for a Franchise, Biggest Scammer, Best Bop, and many more. "You like me, you really like me!" is something the cast of RHODC probably won't say - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 100! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates the birth of a new RHOA baby the best way she knows how: by christening herself Porsha Junior Junior and dunking a hot dog into some holy water. She then ducks into a confessional and spills secrets with writer, producer, and figurative LuAnn lover, Jordan Veilleux. They discuss the listener-produced AG 100 Awards Show, how Puppygate has revealed the best and worst of Team Everyone Else, whether or not Ramona may have finally run out of New Beginnings, and why RHOA's current season may be one of Nene's best. Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy hasn't been heard from in months- someone tell Bethenny #thisisacrisis - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 99! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Not since Barbara K won "Perfect Attendance" at the finale season taping of RHONY has an award meant so much. You Guys, Ep100 will be the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! Do your civic duty: register to vote by following Sarah on Instagram (@damegalli) and Twitter (@sarahgalli). Submit categories you think should make it to the awards show, and then get to the polls (thanks in advance, Denise's husband). It's Episode 88.5, the Andy's Girls awards show announcement! #AG100 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Erika Girardi's Pasadena chapel/shoe closet, Sarah decides to visit her chosen spiritual goddess. After being told that Lucy Lucy Apple Juicey is busy playing catch with the Dalai Lama, Sarah says a prayer that RHOBH continues its TV excellence, and unleashes an intense discussion with comedian, writer, and Vanderpump Dogs apologist, Ryan Houlihan. They utilize outdoor voices discussing different perspectives on DogGate, why Nene may have wanted limited access to her closet, and whether Ramona and Dorinda are overstepping with LuAnn's sobriety. It's St. Patrick's Day, and if you wished for a double episode, you're in luck - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 98! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah heads over to Vanderpump Dogs, in search of whomever is handling press for Lucy Lucy Apple Juicey. After being told that unfortunately Lucy only grants interviews to video bitches, Sarah pops over to the Linnethia Leakes Reading Library: For Folks Who Like Shade and Aren't Afraid to Throw It. After signing out a copy of Life on the Ramona Coaster, she meets up with fellow RH scholar, and OG of the AG, writer/comedian Damian Bellino. They count down their least favorite Housewives, debate the alleged downfall of LVP, the war of roses (and rosé) between Dorinda and LuAnn, and what the RHONY Season 11 premiere means for an OG NY's housewife's return. Barbara K has a tool box, if only she could fix Danielle Staub's loose screws - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 97! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hears about Danielle Staub's newly announced engagement, and immediately books a ride on the Columbian Boat from Hell. After realizing Bethenny was right, this is a crisis, she doggy paddles over to her favorite Kim Richards apologist and personal lifesaver, writer, comedian, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They discuss what the alpha Housewives Teresa, Bethenny, and LVP have in common, why this season of Beverly Hills may not be the end of Lisa Vanderpump's Housewives reign, Nene's vulnerability in Atlanta, and why you should Venmo @Sarah-Galli $1 and the name of your favorite Housewife. Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy said hers is Jill Zarin, and we have the micro chip to prove it - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 96! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah takes the RHONY bus tour in order to avoid a subway to midtown. After stumbling upon the 5th Avenue graveyard that once housed Beautique (RIP), she meets up with one of her favorite RHONY historians, writer and comedian Phillip Henry. They discuss why Jill Zarin deserves another apple, why RHONJ is similar to the Sopranos, and which the Beverly Hills ensemble Housewives are finally taking a starring role. Teresa knows how to read, and her ghostwriter does too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 95! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates Valentine's Day the best way she knows how: by whispering "Mauricio" three times and opening the door. After finding RHONY taglines instead, she marvels over Sonja's continued excellence with one of her favorite Galentines: Mariah Smith, writer, comedian, and the creator of the viral blog "Keeping up with the Kontinuity Errors." They discuss the epic battle between Lisa Vanderpump and Everyone Else, why Margaret Josephs is the NJ MVP, and which Housewives season premiere deserves to be proclaimed a national holiday. LVP may have begun her swan song, but Margaret is making sure nobody is singing the blues - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 94! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah dreams that RHONJ is continuing to make genuinely entertaining drama after Danielle moves out of state. After waking up and realizing a side effect of melatonin does not include working at Bravo HQ, Sarah curls up on the People's People's Couch with Louis Peitzman, writer, editor, and Twitter/Housewives savant. They discuss Louis' epic trip to TomTom, breakdowns/breakthroughs on NJ and Pump Rules, and why Beverly Hills' upcoming season (and Lisa Rinna) may deliver RH gold. Andy had a baby, and this one turned 93 - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 93! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah visits CB2, desperately searching for a new People's People's Couch. After being told the only special they had was leftover tissues from that time Bethenny cried to Carole, Sarah instead decides to invest in the real People's People - AG listeners! Sarah invites comedian and writer Ryan Houlihan over to Villa Sass-a, where they respond to AG listener questions and comments sent in from all over the world. They discuss reactions to Andy's baby shower, the epic RHONY trailer, RHONJ's triumphant return to form, and announce the first selection from the Andy's Girls Book Club. Marlo and Phaedra may have been Nene's presents, but this listener-produced Satchels of Gold special episode is the real gift - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 92! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah attempts to sneak into Andy Cohen's Real Housewife baby shower, disguised as one of Danielle Staub's alternate personalities. After being told that the baby registered for full-time Housewives only, Sarah sneaks a slice of Siggy's $1,500 styrofoam cake and meets up with T.Kyle, Digital and Social producer for "Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen," and the co-creator and co-host of the viral podcast "It's Britney Bitch: A Podcast Celebrating 20 Years of Britney Spears." They discuss which franchise Britney would be best suited for, exclusive scoop on the Britney pod, which housewife was the most consistently cray on WWHL, and why Jennifer and Margaret are well suited to battle. Oops, they did it again - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 91! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In search of higher meaning, Sarah buys a lifetime membership to The Shannon Beador Fan Club. After her account is suspended - she had only 8 lemons and broke the bowl - Sarah finds solace in fellow Beador admirer, and a Slave to the Real Housewives, People Magazine's news writer and reporter, Dave Quinn. They discuss an inside look into Bravolebrity behavior when the cameras aren't around, the importance of a Housewife villain, and why Danielle Staub's return has struck such a cord. Sarah might be triggered over certain RHONJ, or maybe that's just lunch - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 90! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah crosses off an item on her bucket list by traveling to Mazel Mecca, WWHL. After a memorable commercial break kiki with AG's baby daddy Andy Cohen, she decides to summon the spirit of sass with writer/comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss Lindsay Lohan's PR campaign as the Greek LVP, 'family boundaries' on NJ, and the missing tape in ATL. Tyler Henry and the ghost of Bobby Zarin gave their review of this episode, and it's 5 spooky stars - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 89! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah heads to her local Newspaper Express to pick up a copy of the Bergen County Record. After being told it exists only in the imagination of select Garden State Bravolebrities, she decides instead to give several franchises a proper reeead alongside Seth Plattner, Entertainment Editor at Architectural Digest. They talk about Seth's time interviewing Cary and Mark about their Instafamous stove, debate the merits of this season's RHONJ and RHOA, and respond to Satchels of Gold queries sent in by Andy's Girls listeners. Sarah's New Years Resolution is to enjoy RHONJ as best she can, so someone tell Danielle Staub her screen time has been annulled- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 88! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ho ho ho - nineteen times! Sarah visits Santa Claus with a list of exiled Housewives she demands return to her DVR. After he promises her Jill Zarin is high on his list, and lumps of coal are en route to whomever produced OC, Sarah meets up with her fave Christmas angel, Damian Bellino, OG of the AG and Senior Digital Producer at VH1. They count down the best/worst franchises of the year, analyze the Beverly Hills trailer, and discuss their 2018 MVPs. Don't get on the naughty list, remember to leave AG a Christmas bonus rate/review - it's a very merry/menorah-y Andy's Girls, Episode 87! (Please rate and review!) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah gifts herself adult swimming lessons for Hanukkah, after watching this week's "Below Deck." After realizing a shirtless Ashton would not last 8 nights, Giggy teaches her how to doggy paddle over to comedic lifesaver, writer and producer Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the very different OC and Dallas reunions, what Shannon and Sarah have in common (and what Below Deck's Caroline Bedol does not), and dive deep into all things Vanderpump Rules. James' relationship might be drowning from cheating allegations, but his TV contributions are gold-medal worthy - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 86! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah slips into a SAG screening of "A Star Is Born," excited to watch a documentary about the creation of RHOD. After realizing Lady Gaga is not moving to Dallas, she meets up with another national treasure, OG of the AG, and VH1 Senior Digital Producer, Damian Bellino. They discuss the problems inherent in picking LeeAnne's side vs. Brandi's, why family no longer matters in New Jersey, and how this season of RHOA might be Nene's best. If Oklahoma cowboys were judging this ep, it would get a 1st place ribbon - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 85! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah goes to visit Santa Claus with a laundry list of Housewives franchises she wants re-cast, but upon entering Madame Paulette's, is told John Mahdessian forgot to launder his red and white suit. Instead she kiki's with her favorite holiday treasure, comedian and writer Ryan Houlihan. They discuss which Housewives they are most thankful for this holiday season, what Lisa Vanderpump's exit could mean for Beverly Hills, and prayers about Jill Zarin's reported return. The only turkey Sarah wants to kill is this season of RHOC - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 84! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah rushes to Lenox Hill Hospital after suffering from symptoms associated with recapping four franchises at one time. After being told her doctor doesn't believe in Bravoitis and is "happily married," she checks off an item on her bucket list - diagnosing two season premieres with RH superfan, writer and comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss which RHONY Sarah voted for in the recent midterm, why NJ and Atlanta are off to promising starts, and what every franchise needs to learn from Dallas. Brandi thinks it's a good idea to rate this episode 5 stars before listening, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 83! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah does her patriotic duty and heads to the polls of Instagram, where she votes to get Heather Dubrow some mega-mansion interior therapy. She awaits the election results with writer comedian, and RH superfan, Alison Leiby. They discuss Alison's dinner at TomTom's with Tom and Ariana, living during the Renaissance of Kelly Dodd, and why Jimmy Westcott might need to re-watch a season or two of Dallas. Vote at the polls and then for your Housewife top 5 (Sarah already wants a recount and to #PrayForShannon) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 82! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah yearns to watch something more entertaining than this season's RHOC, but none of her favorite Industrial Revolution rom-coms are available on Amazon Prime. Instead she turns to national treasure, and RH superfan, writer/comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss Kelly's spiritual journey on OC, who is the most manipulative frenemy on Dallas, and why NJ may not be as bad as it seems. Take a shot whenever Sarah says "100%" but only if Heather Dubrow is picking up the tab - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 81! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After becoming inspired by her estranged best friend Bethenny's recent production InstaStories, Sarah decides to pose as an extra cater waiter at Blue Stone Manor. After serving some necessary tea - telling Barbara K. she's been replaced by a certain RHONY alum - Sarah runs into writer, comedian, and RHONJ superfan, Megan Meadows. They discuss how Joe Giudice's just-announced deportation might affect NJ's upcoming season, who is currently winning the friendship battle on Dallas, and why Lisa Vanderpump may not be back full-time on Beverly Hills. Love Island is a world without this season's RHOC - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 80! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In search of a more lady-friendly government, Sarah tries valiantly to flee to Gilead, until she realizes that red is not her signature color. Instead she heads on the next best trip - talking Housewives with OG of the AG Damian Bellino, writer, comedian, and Senior Digital Producer at VH1. They discuss the potential challenges facing RHOA and RHONJ's upcoming seasons, the differences between Brandi/Stephanie and LeeAnne/D'Andra's friendship battles on RHOD, and which Real Housewife they consider to be the best human person. Sarah has a borderline belligerent anger stroke whenever she hears the name "Danielle Staub," so maybe she's now qualified to run for public office - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 79! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.