Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah finishes watching season 3 of RHONY for the 33rd time, and realizes she needs to circle back to her other favorite self-care: deep diving the RHONY Season 12 premiere with comedian and editor of Input Mag, Ryan Houlihan. Before the Ghost of Bobby Zarin nudges Sarah into destroying her computer much like Jill's MIA apple, they discuss Leah's smash debut on camera, and shocking past online, what Rosie O'Donnell has in common with Housewives, and why Teddi's return may be a pointed strategy from production. Jax Taylor says this episode is his religion now, and don't you forget it - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 153! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND GET SARAH A NEW COMPUTER - INCLUDING A NEW RHOBH TAGLINES BONUS EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After stockpiling her NYC apt with QVC boxes of cream-cheese-stuffed-salmon - quite a show of fortitude for a vegetarian who doesn't eat dairy - Sarah calls up her favorite ingredient for a deep dive convo, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey. They discuss Bravolebs' varying degrees of success responding to coronavirus, which Housewives franchise "Tiger King" breakout star Carole Baskin should join, and Tracie shares exclusive scoop on the upcoming RHOBH and RHONY premieres. The world may not feel c'est bon, c'est bon, but this convo definitely does - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 152! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE TALKING RHOA, RHONJ, AND JAMEELA JAMIL BEE TEA WITH TRACIE MORRISSEY - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sequestered in her Upper East Side quarantine, Sarah buys enough groceries to withstand the emotional eating required when reading the RHONY season 12 taglines. She suddenly realizes she's missing her favorite core ingredient, and calls up OG of the AG and co-host of "You Might Know Her From," writer/producer Damian Bellino. They discuss why a problematic Kenya is the perfect equation for RHOA, the reasoning behind Nene and Kandi's online battle, and the difference between friends-of power structures on Atlanta vs. Beverly Hills. Teresa's reunion edit may have the last laugh, but it's got nothing on this cackle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 151! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE WITH DAMIAN BELLINO - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah discovers Danielle Staub is coming out with her own podcast, and immediately self-quarantines. On this 150th episode SG of the AG Self-Quarantine Quorom special episode, Sarah unpacks Bravolebrity responses to the global pandemic, why Kenya should watch RHONJ's reunion part 2, and what Teresa's kosher-certified new beginning means for her future on the show. Wash your hands of Marc Daly - and also for the safety and health of millions - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 150! Stay home! Wash your hands! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC NEW RHOBH SEASON 10 TRAILER BONUS EP - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Missing the glory that was BravoCon, Sarah puts on her favorite Housewife cosplay (9 lemons, one bowl) and settles into the People's People's Couch: Extra Pumped but Not About Kentucky with fellow Certified Bravoholic and Not Skinny But Not Fat podcast host and Instagrammer, Amanda Hirsch. They discuss why Brittany's wedding song should be True Colors, their opposing views on Jennifer Aydin's reunion performance, and which Jersey housewife is a true spiritual OG. Danielle Staub was invited to be on this week's ep, but there was no available folding chair - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 149! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. NEW 25-MIN LOVE IS BLIND DEEP DIVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Realizing it's finally the first day of her blessed birthday month, Sarah bakes herself an apple cake in the shape of a Zarin rug, and wishes for the return of that ginger OG and/or RHOBH. After realizing that Bravo probably thinks she looks too young to have earned these gifts, Sarah turns back to the present with her favorite OG of the AC, Bravo personality, host of "Reality Check" and "Martinis and Murder," and Andy Cohen's longtime assistant, Daryn Carp. They discuss the trap of wanting to befriend Bravolebs, what it means when bad behavior isn't held accountable on Pump Rules and Below Deck, and how NJ's finale has risen the franchise to even higher heights. Joe Giudice doesn't know what a podcast is, but he's probably gonna Instagram about this anyway - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 148! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. NEW 40-MIN TRE SATCHELS DEEP DIVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tired of another endless NYC winter, Sarah books a Jitney to the Hamptons, where she discovers it's just as cold. She realizes summer starts from within, and calls up her favorite bright light, Berning in Hell podcaster and "Summer House" breakout star, Hannah Berner. They discuss Hannah's journey from Bravoholic to Bravoleb, the importance of body positivity on reality tv, and the less-than-positive reality facing Kyle and Amanda's and Lindsay and Carl's relationships. The cold weather outside is frightful, but a Hamptons-themed DVR is delightful - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 147! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. HANNAH AND SARAH'S RHONJ DEEP DIVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates Galentine's Day the best way she knows how: by mailing Shannon Beador a heart shaped box filled with cream cheese stuffed salmon, and inviting her new Bravo bestie, writer Rafi D'Angelo, to the People's People's Couch. They discuss the difference between Nene's vulnerability and accountability, the missing thread in the RHONY trailer, and why Jennifer Aydin is a top-tier Housewife. Throw away your partner and gift-wrapped chocolate, because this conversation is already super sweet - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 147! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Curious about the real estate value of a casita next to Chateau, Sarah calls up Margaret and Jennifer's favorite houseguest, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey, for stories inside RHONJ homes. They discuss which Jersey Housewife may have a future career in the Senate, how Atlanta feels like upgraded seltzer, and why the court may order Erika to retire her glam. Patting the puss is pricey, but Sarah's cackle is priceless - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 145! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After sneaking into Cut Fitness with a Groupon saleswoman's RSVP, Sarah cuts herself an extra-large slice of carrot cake (hold the cake) at Tamra Judge's forced retirement party. She then marks this historic moment in American history the best way she knows how: by sitting down with the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz - writer, editor, and host of the forthcoming podcast "Shut Up Evan." They discuss what the tabloids got wrong and Bravo got right about Tamra's exit from RHOC, what role second-wave OGs have in the Housewives universe, and why empathy is important when critiquing Housewives. Sarah needs to buy Shannon a Galentine's Day diamond larger than the one David just gave to his newest mistake, so please subscribe to the just-launched AG Patreon ASAP - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 144! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Right before news breaks that Victoria Gunvalson has retired the orange Bravo took away from her prior to Season 14, Sarah records an episode of Andy's Girls that will live in infamy: what did she say about Vicki's future before Vicki's announcement went live? This Coto crystal ball tells all: Sarah and culture writer and editor Madeleine Davies discuss why Tamra's future is tied to Vicki's past, what Caroline's Super Bowl ad means for a potential return to Franklin Lakes, and the shocking allegations about Nene's rumored 'secret.' The Whoop It Up train may have left the station, but this episode is nobody's caboose - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 143! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by the Emmy-worthy drama "Kim Richards on Dr. Phil: War of the Worlds," Sarah calls up her favorite Bravo health provider, "America's Psychologist" Dr. Jeff Gardere. They discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly of providing therapy on Potomac and Atlanta Housewives, what Nene is like as a patient on-and-off camera, whether recent tabloid reports about Dennis should affect Porsha's relationship, and what Teresa and Joe (and Bethenny and Jason) need to learn about co-parenting. The People's People's Couch is ready for patients, Venmo your co-pay accordingly - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 142! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hears about Danielle's booking on Watch What Happens Live, and immediately checks herself into a wellness facility. She realizes the spa's pool is identical to the one Marg made famous, and calms down enough to recover from being Staub'd from the back. After discovering insurance doesn't cover reactions to a television program, she runs back to the People's People's Couch, joined by Dylan Hafer, assistant editor at Betches Media and creator of Bravo by Betches. They discuss tabloid reports about Brandi G. and Denise, what Brandi R.'s trip rehab means for her future on Dallas, and whether or not Atlanta's snake even exists. Teresa may not like thrown water, but this double-episode convo will quench anyone's thirst - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 141! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates the New Year the best way she knows how: with medically forbidden gluten and a screaming match with OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They immediately launch into an epic argument about Andy's role moderating the Dallas reunion, what a viral video of Brandi means for her future as well as the franchise, and which toxic former Housewives are most likely to return full-time. If your New Year's resolution was to listen to Sarah shred apart Danielle, you're in luck - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 140! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ready to ring in the New Year, Sarah tries a few sips of expired Wines by Wives, and immediately keels over. After disinfecting her gullet with some Skinnygirl Marg EXTRA THIN, she celebrates 2020 the other best way she knows how: by looking back at the Housewife highs and lows of 2019! Sarah calls up her BravoCon bestie, "Come Through Queen" podcast co-host Brendan Davis. They discuss favorite moments from 2019, Real Housewife resolutions for 2020, why the reunion cycle finale was such a breakthrough for Orange County, and whether or not Season 4 is a swan song for LeeAnne. The New Year is upon us, and so is Sarah's eternal cackle: it's Andy's Girls, Episode 139! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah wakes up on Hanukkah Eve to the greatest gift imaginable: an invitation to attend a taping for the forthcoming season of RHONY. After floating on air, she calls up one of her favorite Certified Bravoholics, Lea Palmieri, Director of Creative Strategy at Decider.com, to share behind the scenes scoop of the night's many presents. They also discuss why Jane Roe was Andy's gift to humanity, which Real Housewife should be impeached from their franchise, and whether or not Dallas can survive this season's troubled story arc. Sprinkle cookies for everyone, because this convo is a special treat - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 138! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After writing four-and-a-half chapters in her forthcoming book, "Fugitive from Justice: The Vacay Tale of an RHOC Tertiary Character Allegedly Allegedly," Sarah settles in on the People's People's Couch with her favorite RHONY Season 4 PhD, writer and editor Evan Ross Katz. They discuss which Tres Amigas should retire from Orange County, how Tinsley's reported exit may impact New York's Big Alpha Energy, and whether Dallas can survive this season. Unlike OG peach wardrobing, this episode is anything but recycled - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 137! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Upon hearing Tinsley's engagement news, Sarah mourns the potential loss of another RHONY by going where no Mortimer ever would: Key West. After discovering the RHOC vacation house in the bedding section of a nearby Pier 1, Sarah buys herself a tropical People's People's Couch, and sits down for a chat with Bravoholic Michael Arceneaux, New York Times bestselling author of "I Can't Date Jesus" and the upcoming "I Don't Want to Die Poor." They discuss how Kenya's on-screen intentions have changed since she returned to Atlanta, whether Orange County drama can thrive without two of the Tres Amigas, and what the Potomac lawsuits mean for next season's cast. Paging Dr. Heavenly, because this conversation was sent from above - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 136! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah picks up a copy of The New York Times, assuming the front page will be a fashion spread on L'Infinity by LeeAnne. Disappointed to see international breaking news instead, she calls up her favorite BravoCon bestie, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey. They discuss RHOD commedia dell'arte, what Faith told Tracie about Vanderpump Rules and race, which RHONY's behavior inspired booing at BravoCon, and the surprising personality trait Teresa and Nene have in common. This episode has more snaps than the ones D'Andra and Kary broke in Thailand - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 135! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah realizes she absolutely must stock up on the Green Miracle, because she always has faith in cash. Excited at the possibility of supporting the Simmons empire without directly ingesting ketchup, Sarah meets up with none other than businesswoman, fellow podcaster, and Real Housewife of Dallas, D'Andra Simmons. They discuss D'Andra's fractured friendship with LeeAnne, RHOD Season 5 casting rumors, and which Potomac and Orange County housewives she calls for advice. Mama Dee doesn't give a rip, and Heinz says neither should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 134! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Immediately after returning home from the epic first-ever BravoCon, a doorbell rings in Sarah's apt, followed by the subtle scent of La' Dame. She opens the door and is thrilled to see President of the Real Housewives Institute, Erika Jayne collaborator, and Vulture writer/historian, Brian Moylan. They discuss their BravoCon roses and thorns, extensive interactions with Bravolebs, and why BravoCon is so impactful for the Bravoholic community. The production of BravoCon was absolutely perfect, and Sarah's vocally depleted cackle is too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 133! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the eve of BravoCon, the most important religious holiday of the year and likely all time, Sarah goes to temple to pray. Confused as to why there wasn't a shotski inside the Torah as the Lord surely intended, she calls up her favorite RHONJ spiritual advisor, AOL Entertainment's managing editor, Gibson Johns. They discuss Stephanie and Porsha's breakthrough seasons, why the alliances are finally working on Orange County and Jersey, and what's next for Juicy Joe. BravoCon has arrived, and so has this week's sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 132! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah jumps out of bed and begins another day of strength training for the upcoming BravoCon marathon. She jumps over the many hurdles Danielle Staub has placed her way and meets up with her favorite sparring partner, OG of the AG and VH1 senior producer, Damian Bellino. They break down epic season premieres for New Jersey and Atlanta, Tamra's role as OC's friend and foe, and what the LeeAnne wedding edit may portend for the rest of Dallas. Kenya Moore is back, and so are the OGs - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 131! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After celebrating Halloween with a costume of this season's Dallas plot - so, ya know, she wore nothing - Sarah decides to skip the trick and head straight to an AG treat. She meets up with writer, editor, and co-host of the acclaimed podcast "Who? Weekly," Lindsey Weber, for a breakdown of current Housewife headlines, including Caroline Manzo's response to Teresa and Joe's special, Meghan and Jim's messy split, and LuAnn's interview with Jenny McCarthy. It's officially the holiday season, and this conversation is a gift - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 130! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah pulls out her BravoCon Advent calendar, and is thrilled to discover an Hermés box filled with Gina's leftover kitchen sink glam. She realizes this gift must be shared, and calls up the horror, theatre, and Housewives historian, and creator of the "High Drama" newsletter, Louis Peitzman. They discuss the impact of the current political landscape on Housewives drama, the similarities between Braunwyn and D'Andra's family strife, and why Emily's marriage is a throwback to a Season 1 OG. D'Andra's trust may be empty, but Sarah's support for Stephanie is a treasure trove of love - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 129! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE****: FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With AG merch finally ready for the world, Sarah celebrates the best way she knows how: by announcing on the People's People's Couch that the AG TeePublic shop is the new UES-based International Fashion Lifestyle Brand. She celebrates this Tipsy-Girl cheater-brand style "slogan acquisition" with none other than fellow OG of the AG, VH1 Senior Producer Damian Bellino. They discuss why New Kary's role as D'Andra's hype woman isn't enough to carry this season of Dallas, the importance of casting Housewife alums when OGs leave, why Gina and Emily's fight has helped resurrect Orange County, and what LeeAnne and Teresa's storylines have in common. Sarah says some already-regrettable things about Tamra that need to be Cut Fitness'ed out of her mind post haste - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 128! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE****: FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hears that Bravo is re-launching Cash Cab, and immediately deletes Uber Pool from her phone, determined to cover her rent and/or humility by hailing a camera crew outside Beautique. After realizing the only trivia questions she can answer relate to Emily and Shane's lack of love language, Sarah instead goes for a stroll down Bravoholic memory lane with the host of "Martinis and Murder," and OG of the AC, Daryn Carp. They discuss Daryn's origin story at Bravo, her rose and thorn during 9+ years working with Andy Cohen, and whether or not there is a new Housewife franchise on the horizon. Ramona Singer may not approve of this episode's content, but she gives the outfits a perfect score - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 127! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On a rainy day at RHONY HQ, Sarah settles in for a nap with her Skinnygirl "Dream Thin" body pillow, imagining an AG kiki with a fellow Bethenny super stan. She awakes to find that while first-generation Carole Radziwill is no longer available, a ghostwriter-free thinker is: writer, editor, and Bravo dramaturg, Evan Ross Katz. They sit on the People's People's Couch and begin a wide-ranging discussion, including which house husbands rank among the worst of any franchise, how Gina and Emily's fight works in both their favor, why Michael Darby's on-camera defense may complicate the next season of Potomac, and whether or not Dallas will survive. Slade Smiley gives this ep a perfect score, mostly because he was mentioned - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 126! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After going to London exactly once for 3 days in May, Sarah realizes she is now considered British royalty, in line for the/a throne. Delighted with her newfound international superpowers, she ignores a call from Meghan Markle and makes one of her own: to chat all things Bravo with the star of "Ladies of London," Caroline Stanbury. They discuss Caroline's friendship with New York housewives, her thoughts on Puppygate and the future of RHOBH, and why her on-camera family struggles are similar to those on Beverly Hills and New Jersey. Plus, recaps of the just-released RHONJ and RHOA trailers, and a discussion of how RHOC "accomplishments" are not without cost. Orange County may be back, and Sarah's passport says she's ready to return - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 125! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah arrives at the Miraval Wellness Resort and Spa, determined to soak in the energy and purity that comes from being Shannon Storms Beador's number one fan. However, she is quickly met by one of Shannon's "less vocally supportive future admirers," writer, comedian, and "ScamWow" podcast co-host Caitlin Brodnick. They ditch the spa's sound bath, and shower each other with opinions on Shannon's spiritual journey/psychosis, whether Kary 2.0 is a new chapter on Dallas or the epilogue, and what Kenya's just-announced divorce means for her burgeoning friendship with Porsha. No purses were flung in the making of this episode, but arguments about Shannon certainly carried #SkinnyLegend weight - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 124! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah returns from her Parisian honeymoon besotted, having proclaimed her eternal love and devotion to this season of Potomac. But after realizing marriage to an inanimate object won't bring true happiness - just ask Mrs. Darby - she registers for immediate access to RHOP Season 5 with Dave Quinn, People.com's news writer and reporter. They discuss which Housewife dramas have been too much to cover online, Dave's screaming match with a certain OG, and exclusive scoop on upcoming seasons of Atlanta, NY and NJ. Respect the betas, and also this epic chat - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 123! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah books a flight to visit one of America's most historic landmarks, but realizes after her flight lands in Dallas that the Round Up is closed to non-RHOD househusband patrons. Instead, she rounds up thoughts on why LeeAnne and D'Andra's fight may have more to do with production than meets the eye, why even bad seasons can be important for franchises, and the differences between mysterious exits on Scary Island vs. the Caymans. Momma Dee is in control of this week's content, so DM your accountant accordingly - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 122! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah checks into the hospital, determined to donate her heart to RHONY production in order to get Jill back on the show full-time. After being told her prior thoughts on Jill vs. Bethenny preclude a successful donation, Sarah heads to the gift shop in order to buy some feelings and a Season 12 get well soon balloon. She then calls up one of NYC's greatest comedic gifts, writer and comedian Ziwe Fumudoh. They discuss why Orange County's marital troubles feel different than in Potomac, what the new additions to Beverly Hills mean for the returning housewives, and what LuAnn has in common with Ashley Darby. Shane might be trash, but this episode is a total treasure - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 121! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mourning the loss of Bethenny Frankel on RHONY, Sarah heads to temple in order to pray for peace, zen, and Zarin. After enjoying some of Bethenny's apple with honey, she runs into her favorite Bethenny nemesis, and fellow OG of the AG, writer and comedian Damian Bellino. They discuss what Bethenny's absence will mean for next season, why Potomac is running an Olympic-level relay vs. Orange County's sprint, and the importance of beta Wives on Atlanta and Beverly Hills. Bethenny may not be remarried, but this conversation is wedded to sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 120! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Carole's marathon work, Sarah stretches her muscles with a Bravoholic double episode of AG. Joined by her favorite relay partner, writer Louis Peitzman, they discuss off-camera marriage strategy by Team Darby, why Orange County has the opposite energy of Potomac, and love lessons that Vanderpump Rules couples can learn from RHONY. Stassi may love cemeteries, but these episode is brimming with life - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 119! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Shannon's fitness journey, Sarah buys a Groupon to Cut Fitness' "Zumba? I Barely Knew Her" with Eddie Judge, but quickly tires over the number of times they have to run over Tamra's reused plot. She decides instead to grab a green juice and coffee talk with her favorite multi-hyphenate, writer and comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the impact of friends-of on Beverly Hills, Potomac, and Orange County, what lessons the Tres Amigas should learn from Beverly Hills' Team Everyone Else, and why Candiace's mom is focused on her child winning a pageant instead of adult life. Gina's glam may be a cry for help, but this episode sparkles from within - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 118! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah packs a lunch of 9 lemons in a bowl and heads over to the RHOBH reunion, determined to use her Nancy Drew-esque skills to solve The Mystery Of The Missing Three-Part Plot. After realizing the only evidence she can find is a list of grievances written by Lucy Lucy's team at CAA, she heads over to RHOP Central to uncover The Case of Katie Rost, with Potomac superfan, and AOL's managing editor, Gibson Johns. They discuss editing accusations on Potomac and Beverly Hills, lessons this season of NY could learn from seasons past, and what Katie Rost's absence will mean for the RHOP reunion. Camille said this episode is her absolute favorite, and she's always sincere - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 117! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah buys a copy of the Guinness Book of World Records, curious if the Beverly Hills reunion broke records by featuring an OG ghost. After discovering the judging panel disqualified them for lack of plot, she heads over to Bravoholic Investigations HQ, run by Melissa Gorga superfan, writer and comedian Caitlin Brodnick. They discuss why Ashley's daddy/husband issues are so connected, how Teddi isn't being truly accountable for her behavior, and whether Dorinda and LuAnn's defense mechanisms are hindering true resolution. Michael Darby contested this episode's existence, so you know the conversation is on - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 116! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With NYC temperatures as hot as this season of Potomac, Sarah cancels this week's podcast and also July and August. Then, in a fever dream, she's visited by the Ghost of LVP's Past, who tells her that what's most important in life is to show up - and show out. So, Sarah finishes her living will (iTunes library of Bethenny spinoffs should be donated to the Smithsonian, and nobody gets her shoes), and discusses what Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd have in common with Kelly Killoren Bensimon, why Ashley's least favorite song may be Karma Chameleon, and whether or not Kenya's peach will be shared with her family. Potomac may be heated, and so is Sarah's temperature - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 115! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah books a one-way ticket to study abroad at the Real Housewives Institute. After learning the final exam will require rewatching the RHOBH finale, she skips the trip and instead attends a Bravoholic MasterClass with Institute President, and renowned Vulture and New York Magazine writer, Brian Moylan. They discuss what the OC and Atlanta casting announcements have in common, what Lisa Vanderpump's exit means for Erika Girardi (and Jayne), and which New York OG may need half an apple. Brian had an exclusive vacation with Vicki Gunvalson, so let's whoop it up - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 114! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah runs up to the Bravo float at World Pride, hoping to see Jill Zarin with a bejeweled apple. After realizing the only backseat available is the storyline on Beverly Hills, she heads back to the People's People's Couch to toast Brittany and Jax's first marriage with "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" writer and comedian Alison Leiby. They discuss what Vanderpump Rules and Summer House couples have in common, why RHONY needs a new cast member who doesn't buy Ageless by Ramona, and unpack a supersized Satchel of Gold into Tinsley's finances. Camille Grammer may not win an Emmy, but she does have our hearts - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 113! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to rent a pied-a-terre that serves dual purposes, but after moving into Coupon Cabin, realizes promo codes won't protect her from select franchise climate change (the ice-cold Beverly Hills). Instead, Sarah heads back to the People's People's Couch for a heartwarming talk of all things RHONY with New York Magazine/Vulture writer, and RHONJ super fan, Molly Fitzpatrick. They discuss the similarities between LuAnn and Shep Rose and which RHOBH is reminiscent of a brain injured Dwight K. Schrute. Also, in part two of Feelin Jovani: Still Feelin It!, Sarah talks with Tinsley Mortimer about her future as a Housewife, which side she's on with Puppygate, and her experience at the reunion taping. Someone pass around Rinna Rosé, because it's the only way to survive watching Provence - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 112! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates Spring Cleaning by removing any remaining skeletons from her closet. After updating Danielle Staub of their burial location, she celebrates a new wardrobe the best way she knows how- by Feelin' Jovani with a RHONY OG. She heads to Countess LuAnn's video premiere party, for exclusive interviews with Lu and #CountessAndFriends cabaret director, Ben Rimalower. They discuss which RHONY was originally booked for Lu's video, what LuAnn thought about Bethenny's Miami meltdown, and much more. Sarah then celebrates this scoop by performing RHONY Miami: Masterpiece Theatre, with WWHL producer Michael Bowman. This episode is super-sized, just like Sarah and Michael's love for Potomac - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 111! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to plan a Pride parade for those devoted to Jill Zarin's RHONY return. After Alex McCord admonishes her for making Pride about wishes that Andy Cohen has not yet allowed come true, Sarah celebrates all things gay and iconic with writer, comedian, and Official AG Gay, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss which Housewives are the biggest gay icons, why Potomac marriage rumors should be weighed differently than in Atlanta and OC, what LVP's exit may mean for Brandi's return, and the reality behind casting rumors about LuAnn and Ramona. Caroline Manzo may be a lesbian icon, just don't tell Danielle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 110! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah attempts to sneak in to #Farrahween, disguised as Erika Girardi. After security tells her that she's not wearing a proper costume, just a neglected storyline, she decides to treat herself instead to a lively conversation with influencer and fellow Certified Bravoholic, Petshopboy. They discuss why Beverly Hills is reminiscent of a Xerox machine, how marital rumors are discussed differently on Potomac than Atlanta, and why bringing back OG Housewives doesn't always spell success. The editors forgot to include Jill Zarin in conversation, and so did we - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 109! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah purchases a Groupon lie detector test, in order to prove she is honestly Shannon Beador's #1 fan. After breaking the examiner by only answering questions with "nine lemons" and "that's missing the bowl," she heads over to RHONY Circular House Headquarters to ponder all things Lu with comedian and writer Julia Solomon. They discuss what impact LuAnn's recent court appearance may have on her tour, why LVP and John Sessa's relationship may be more complicated than is shown on TV, and whether or not Michael Darby will remain a Real Househusband of Potomac. Sarah may call Julia "Julie" for an hour and five minutes, but that's just because she's Ramotional about Danielle being fired - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 108! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah returns from a dream vacation to Paris and London, brimming with hope, enthusiasm, and love. Then she turns on RHOBH. Moderately disgruntled by the lack of plot and abundance of kitchen, she calls in one of her fave RH investigative journalists around to help her through: writer, comedian, and co-host of the podcast "ScamWow," Caitlin Brodnick. They discuss which current Housewives are the biggest scammers, why LuAnn's performance as a woman making stable, healthy life choices doesn't add up, and how Potomac trounces every other franchise on air. Karen Huger put up a billboard about this week's ep, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 107! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah gets ready for her Parisian happy ending - a vacation she absolutely cannot afford - and finishes packing the best way she knows how, by unpacking all things Vanderpump Rules with writer, comedian, and James translator, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss dark passengers on Pump Rules, John Sessa's Twitter battle with Ariana, why Candiace may need to make an emotional withdrawal from The Bank of Mom, and what family ties may bind Bethenny to Luann. The streets are talking, and they're saying Sarah wishes she could Venmo request Rand for this flight - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 106! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah receives a collect call from Heaven, asking if she'd like to attend Bravo HQ's ultra-exclusive first-ever Certified Bravoholics event. Realizing she was one of only twenty Bravo influencers selected from over the country, Sarah immediately says a prayer of gratitude to the holy trinity (Andrew, Wacha, baby Benjamin), and spends the day in bliss. This special episode includes exclusive backstage content, and interviews with RHONY's Dorinda Medley and Sonja Morgan, RHOP's Gizelle Bryant, RHONJ's Margaret Josephs, Vanderpump Rules' Lala Kent and Ariana Madix, Southern Charm's Cameron Eubanks and Austen Kroll, Below Deck's Captain Lee, Million Dollar Listing New York's Steve Gold, Bravo show runners and executive producers, and much, much more. Andy Cohen personally gave AG his blessing, so that means the Vatican and Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy have too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 105! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah Googles "The Daily Beast" in order to see what Jim and Amber Marchese are up to. Instead, she discovers senior entertainment reporter Kevin Fallon's revelatory profile on RHONY Sonja Morgan. Sarah immediately invites him to the People's People's Couch, where they discuss his ladies who lunch afternoon with Madame Morgan, The Renaissance of Bethenny, why Denise Richards' past - and presence - affects LVP and Camille, and why Nene needs to give her peach to PJ. Jill Zarin's scenes at the Angel Ball may have been cut, but this episode is blessedly super-sized - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 104! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.