Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah reads Louis Peitzman's New York Times profile of Stassi Schroeder, and immediately books a vacation at RHONY's Wyoming hotel. After being informed that Stassi's beloved ranch is in fact a condiment and not the Wild West, Louis gives inside scoop on his time with Stassi, and Sarah shares behind-the-scenes Bravolebrity exclusives from her time at Bravo HQ. They also discuss why Tinsley should burn Coupon Cabin to the ground, what Camille and Lisa Rinna's political views mean for RHOBH viewer escapism, and whether or not a RHOA OG deserves a full-time peach. The B is back, and so is season 1 Camille - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 103! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by this week's RHONY, Sarah tries to swipe right for the Bear-Naked Chef on Groupon. Disappointed that every available food service is heteronormative and clothed, Sarah instead orders the next best thing: a multi-franchise recap fantasia with "Desus and Mero" staff writer, comedian, and RH super-fan, Ziwe Fumudoh. They discuss which OG's implement friendship contracts on and off camera, a surprising RHONY personality renaissance, and rumors about RHOC cast battles. This might not be naked appetizers but it's definitely the naked truth - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 102! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the 101st episode of Andy's Girls, and the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! OG of the AG Damian Bellino (writer, comedian, co-creator of "You Might Know Her From") joins Sarah and her "wellness-inspired" Skinnygirl jeans for a very special listener-produced awards show, featuring categories submitted on social media. On Part Two of The Andys, Sarah and Damian reminisce about AGs gone by as they announce winners for awards including: Worst Tagline, Vacation Hall of Fame, WTF Reunion Moment, and many more. "The Andy for Non-OG Special Achievement goes to" is something Lydia McLaughlin will never hear - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 101! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the 100th episode of Andy's Girls, and the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! OG of the AG Damian Bellino (writer, comedian, co-creator of "You Might Know Her From") joins Sarah for a very special listener-produced awards show, featuring categories submitted on social media. On Part One of The Andys, Sarah and Damian reminisce about AG's first 99 episodes as they announce winners for awards including: Best Tagline, Worst Fit for a Franchise, Biggest Scammer, Best Bop, and many more. "You like me, you really like me!" is something the cast of RHODC probably won't say - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 100! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates the birth of a new RHOA baby the best way she knows how: by christening herself Porsha Junior Junior and dunking a hot dog into some holy water. She then ducks into a confessional and spills secrets with writer, producer, and figurative LuAnn lover, Jordan Veilleux. They discuss the listener-produced AG 100 Awards Show, how Puppygate has revealed the best and worst of Team Everyone Else, whether or not Ramona may have finally run out of New Beginnings, and why RHOA's current season may be one of Nene's best. Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy hasn't been heard from in months- someone tell Bethenny #thisisacrisis - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 99! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Not since Barbara K won "Perfect Attendance" at the finale season taping of RHONY has an award meant so much. You Guys, Ep100 will be the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! Do your civic duty: register to vote by following Sarah on Instagram (@damegalli) and Twitter (@sarahgalli). Submit categories you think should make it to the awards show, and then get to the polls (thanks in advance, Denise's husband). It's Episode 88.5, the Andy's Girls awards show announcement! #AG100 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Erika Girardi's Pasadena chapel/shoe closet, Sarah decides to visit her chosen spiritual goddess. After being told that Lucy Lucy Apple Juicey is busy playing catch with the Dalai Lama, Sarah says a prayer that RHOBH continues its TV excellence, and unleashes an intense discussion with comedian, writer, and Vanderpump Dogs apologist, Ryan Houlihan. They utilize outdoor voices discussing different perspectives on DogGate, why Nene may have wanted limited access to her closet, and whether Ramona and Dorinda are overstepping with LuAnn's sobriety. It's St. Patrick's Day, and if you wished for a double episode, you're in luck - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 98! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah heads over to Vanderpump Dogs, in search of whomever is handling press for Lucy Lucy Apple Juicey. After being told that unfortunately Lucy only grants interviews to video bitches, Sarah pops over to the Linnethia Leakes Reading Library: For Folks Who Like Shade and Aren't Afraid to Throw It. After signing out a copy of Life on the Ramona Coaster, she meets up with fellow RH scholar, and OG of the AG, writer/comedian Damian Bellino. They count down their least favorite Housewives, debate the alleged downfall of LVP, the war of roses (and rosé) between Dorinda and LuAnn, and what the RHONY Season 11 premiere means for an OG NY's housewife's return. Barbara K has a tool box, if only she could fix Danielle Staub's loose screws - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 97! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hears about Danielle Staub's newly announced engagement, and immediately books a ride on the Columbian Boat from Hell. After realizing Bethenny was right, this is a crisis, she doggy paddles over to her favorite Kim Richards apologist and personal lifesaver, writer, comedian, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They discuss what the alpha Housewives Teresa, Bethenny, and LVP have in common, why this season of Beverly Hills may not be the end of Lisa Vanderpump's Housewives reign, Nene's vulnerability in Atlanta, and why you should Venmo @Sarah-Galli $1 and the name of your favorite Housewife. Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy said hers is Jill Zarin, and we have the micro chip to prove it - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 96! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah takes the RHONY bus tour in order to avoid a subway to midtown. After stumbling upon the 5th Avenue graveyard that once housed Beautique (RIP), she meets up with one of her favorite RHONY historians, writer and comedian Phillip Henry. They discuss why Jill Zarin deserves another apple, why RHONJ is similar to the Sopranos, and which the Beverly Hills ensemble Housewives are finally taking a starring role. Teresa knows how to read, and her ghostwriter does too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 95! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates Valentine's Day the best way she knows how: by whispering "Mauricio" three times and opening the door. After finding RHONY taglines instead, she marvels over Sonja's continued excellence with one of her favorite Galentines: Mariah Smith, writer, comedian, and the creator of the viral blog "Keeping up with the Kontinuity Errors." They discuss the epic battle between Lisa Vanderpump and Everyone Else, why Margaret Josephs is the NJ MVP, and which Housewives season premiere deserves to be proclaimed a national holiday. LVP may have begun her swan song, but Margaret is making sure nobody is singing the blues - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 94! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah dreams that RHONJ is continuing to make genuinely entertaining drama after Danielle moves out of state. After waking up and realizing a side effect of melatonin does not include working at Bravo HQ, Sarah curls up on the People's People's Couch with Louis Peitzman, writer, editor, and Twitter/Housewives savant. They discuss Louis' epic trip to TomTom, breakdowns/breakthroughs on NJ and Pump Rules, and why Beverly Hills' upcoming season (and Lisa Rinna) may deliver RH gold. Andy had a baby, and this one turned 93 - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 93! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah visits CB2, desperately searching for a new People's People's Couch. After being told the only special they had was leftover tissues from that time Bethenny cried to Carole, Sarah instead decides to invest in the real People's People - AG listeners! Sarah invites comedian and writer Ryan Houlihan over to Villa Sass-a, where they respond to AG listener questions and comments sent in from all over the world. They discuss reactions to Andy's baby shower, the epic RHONY trailer, RHONJ's triumphant return to form, and announce the first selection from the Andy's Girls Book Club. Marlo and Phaedra may have been Nene's presents, but this listener-produced Satchels of Gold special episode is the real gift - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 92! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah attempts to sneak into Andy Cohen's Real Housewife baby shower, disguised as one of Danielle Staub's alternate personalities. After being told that the baby registered for full-time Housewives only, Sarah sneaks a slice of Siggy's $1,500 styrofoam cake and meets up with T.Kyle, Digital and Social producer for "Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen," and the co-creator and co-host of the viral podcast "It's Britney Bitch: A Podcast Celebrating 20 Years of Britney Spears." They discuss which franchise Britney would be best suited for, exclusive scoop on the Britney pod, which housewife was the most consistently cray on WWHL, and why Jennifer and Margaret are well suited to battle. Oops, they did it again - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 91! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In search of higher meaning, Sarah buys a lifetime membership to The Shannon Beador Fan Club. After her account is suspended - she had only 8 lemons and broke the bowl - Sarah finds solace in fellow Beador admirer, and a Slave to the Real Housewives, People Magazine's news writer and reporter, Dave Quinn. They discuss an inside look into Bravolebrity behavior when the cameras aren't around, the importance of a Housewife villain, and why Danielle Staub's return has struck such a cord. Sarah might be triggered over certain RHONJ, or maybe that's just lunch - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 90! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah crosses off an item on her bucket list by traveling to Mazel Mecca, WWHL. After a memorable commercial break kiki with AG's baby daddy Andy Cohen, she decides to summon the spirit of sass with writer/comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss Lindsay Lohan's PR campaign as the Greek LVP, 'family boundaries' on NJ, and the missing tape in ATL. Tyler Henry and the ghost of Bobby Zarin gave their review of this episode, and it's 5 spooky stars - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 89! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah heads to her local Newspaper Express to pick up a copy of the Bergen County Record. After being told it exists only in the imagination of select Garden State Bravolebrities, she decides instead to give several franchises a proper reeead alongside Seth Plattner, Entertainment Editor at Architectural Digest. They talk about Seth's time interviewing Cary and Mark about their Instafamous stove, debate the merits of this season's RHONJ and RHOA, and respond to Satchels of Gold queries sent in by Andy's Girls listeners. Sarah's New Years Resolution is to enjoy RHONJ as best she can, so someone tell Danielle Staub her screen time has been annulled- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 88! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ho ho ho - nineteen times! Sarah visits Santa Claus with a list of exiled Housewives she demands return to her DVR. After he promises her Jill Zarin is high on his list, and lumps of coal are en route to whomever produced OC, Sarah meets up with her fave Christmas angel, Damian Bellino, OG of the AG and Senior Digital Producer at VH1. They count down the best/worst franchises of the year, analyze the Beverly Hills trailer, and discuss their 2018 MVPs. Don't get on the naughty list, remember to leave AG a Christmas bonus rate/review - it's a very merry/menorah-y Andy's Girls, Episode 87! (Please rate and review!) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah gifts herself adult swimming lessons for Hanukkah, after watching this week's "Below Deck." After realizing a shirtless Ashton would not last 8 nights, Giggy teaches her how to doggy paddle over to comedic lifesaver, writer and producer Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the very different OC and Dallas reunions, what Shannon and Sarah have in common (and what Below Deck's Caroline Bedol does not), and dive deep into all things Vanderpump Rules. James' relationship might be drowning from cheating allegations, but his TV contributions are gold-medal worthy - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 86! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah slips into a SAG screening of "A Star Is Born," excited to watch a documentary about the creation of RHOD. After realizing Lady Gaga is not moving to Dallas, she meets up with another national treasure, OG of the AG, and VH1 Senior Digital Producer, Damian Bellino. They discuss the problems inherent in picking LeeAnne's side vs. Brandi's, why family no longer matters in New Jersey, and how this season of RHOA might be Nene's best. If Oklahoma cowboys were judging this ep, it would get a 1st place ribbon - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 85! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah goes to visit Santa Claus with a laundry list of Housewives franchises she wants re-cast, but upon entering Madame Paulette's, is told John Mahdessian forgot to launder his red and white suit. Instead she kiki's with her favorite holiday treasure, comedian and writer Ryan Houlihan. They discuss which Housewives they are most thankful for this holiday season, what Lisa Vanderpump's exit could mean for Beverly Hills, and prayers about Jill Zarin's reported return. The only turkey Sarah wants to kill is this season of RHOC - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 84! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah rushes to Lenox Hill Hospital after suffering from symptoms associated with recapping four franchises at one time. After being told her doctor doesn't believe in Bravoitis and is "happily married," she checks off an item on her bucket list - diagnosing two season premieres with RH superfan, writer and comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss which RHONY Sarah voted for in the recent midterm, why NJ and Atlanta are off to promising starts, and what every franchise needs to learn from Dallas. Brandi thinks it's a good idea to rate this episode 5 stars before listening, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 83! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah does her patriotic duty and heads to the polls of Instagram, where she votes to get Heather Dubrow some mega-mansion interior therapy. She awaits the election results with writer comedian, and RH superfan, Alison Leiby. They discuss Alison's dinner at TomTom's with Tom and Ariana, living during the Renaissance of Kelly Dodd, and why Jimmy Westcott might need to re-watch a season or two of Dallas. Vote at the polls and then for your Housewife top 5 (Sarah already wants a recount and to #PrayForShannon) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 82! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah yearns to watch something more entertaining than this season's RHOC, but none of her favorite Industrial Revolution rom-coms are available on Amazon Prime. Instead she turns to national treasure, and RH superfan, writer/comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss Kelly's spiritual journey on OC, who is the most manipulative frenemy on Dallas, and why NJ may not be as bad as it seems. Take a shot whenever Sarah says "100%" but only if Heather Dubrow is picking up the tab - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 81! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After becoming inspired by her estranged best friend Bethenny's recent production InstaStories, Sarah decides to pose as an extra cater waiter at Blue Stone Manor. After serving some necessary tea - telling Barbara K. she's been replaced by a certain RHONY alum - Sarah runs into writer, comedian, and RHONJ superfan, Megan Meadows. They discuss how Joe Giudice's just-announced deportation might affect NJ's upcoming season, who is currently winning the friendship battle on Dallas, and why Lisa Vanderpump may not be back full-time on Beverly Hills. Love Island is a world without this season's RHOC - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 80! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In search of a more lady-friendly government, Sarah tries valiantly to flee to Gilead, until she realizes that red is not her signature color. Instead she heads on the next best trip - talking Housewives with OG of the AG Damian Bellino, writer, comedian, and Senior Digital Producer at VH1. They discuss the potential challenges facing RHOA and RHONJ's upcoming seasons, the differences between Brandi/Stephanie and LeeAnne/D'Andra's friendship battles on RHOD, and which Real Housewife they consider to be the best human person. Sarah has a borderline belligerent anger stroke whenever she hears the name "Danielle Staub," so maybe she's now qualified to run for public office - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 79! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah searches in vain for her moral compass until she realizes she left it in an Uber Pool. After apologizing to her rabbi and Vicki Gunvalson, she meets up with a fellow OC Angel and pop culture aficionado, writer and editor Seth Plattner. They discuss Play by Play's premiere episode, divisions on Dallas and OC that may be too good (for TV) to be true, and what makes a Real Housewife a franchise queen. Stephanie's spa bathroom is a true sanctuary, and so is this episode - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 78! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah brushes up on great American History by taking a trip to the world's most important museum, the Real Housewives Institute. After lighting a candle for fallen Wives at the Wall of Remembrance (RIP), she is joined by Institute founder/president, and famed Vulture/NY Mag recapper, Brian Moylan. They buy Lynne Curtin cuffs at the gift shop, and discuss if Beverly Hills and OC can be saved, inside scoop on Erika Jayne's reunion behavior, and whether or not Jill Zarin will return to NY. Steve Lodge might not want to talk about this episode, but Bravo super-fans certainly will - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 77! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In a post-RHONY reunion haze, Sarah decides to collect a commemorative gift: the Guy with the Red Scarf. After being told by Brian she is "too text-clingy," Sarah recovers at the Regency with her fave conversationalist, writer/comedian and talk show host, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the surprising similarities between Sonja and a certain Beverly Hills housewife, why the RHONY reunion closer was problematic for both Bethenny and Carole, and which Dallas Housewife is new with words. Take that quarter out of your tush, and use it to buy Ramona a new eye- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 76! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah rushes to urgent care after suffering from GI symptoms related to BethennyVersusCaroleitis/WhoseSideIsSheOn. After receiving a prescription for comedic sass, she meets up with chicken soup for the Bravoholic soul, writer/comedian Alex Bedder. They discuss Kameron's achievement as the MVPink of Dallas, Bethenny and Carole's ongoing feud, and Kelly's resurgence on OC. There's no need for an In Memoriam quite yet, because there's still one more RHONY reunion ep to go - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 75! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah attempts to break a world record by watching the RHONY reunion: part 1 900 times in a row. After realizing she will never beat Jill Zarin's DVR, Sarah calls up her favorite social media sensation, BuzzFeed's Deputy Arts & Entertainment Editor Louis Peitzman, for a record-breaking near-double episode. They discuss the differences between Vanderpump Rules and everything else, what OC needs to learn from Jersey, and have an epic Bethenny vs. Carole throw down. Andy picked a side, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 74! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah loses her way en route to her DVR's typical home, Bravo TV, and falls into an E! Entertainment rabbit hole. She's quickly rescued by the creator of the viral blog "Keeping up with the Kontinuity Errors," and a former WWHL staffer, the comedian and writer Mariah Smith. They discuss Mariah's famed work as a Kardashian truther, mutual experiences at the RHONY finale taping, and why Dallas and Atlanta share family strife. Sarah believes she was the star of the #CountessAndFriends after party, just don't tell Lu - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 73! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah eats too much of Shannon's QVC test kitchen food and realizes she's in desperate need of one of Sonja's black and purple diapers. After completing a Tinsley Trip to the Toilette, she recovers with the best possible medicine - writer, comedian, and talk show host Ryan Houlihan. They discuss how Bethenny and Carole's feud should have ended, why Ashley and Gina are necessary in Potomac and OC, and react to Dennis Shields' shocking passing, live, as the news breaks online. This show is truly the C-SPAN of the Real Housewives canon - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 72! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah sneaks onto the boat in Cartagena in order to see which RHONY's heavy-handed neurosis is most likely to sink the ship. After accidentally releasing the anchor and then tripping on some camera guys' equipment - sorry guys! - she wakes up 17 hours later in a Colombian Coupon Cabin alongside writer and comedian Alison Leiby. They deep dive into the long awaited Boat Trip from Hell, discuss listener responses to Bethenny and Carole's ongoing fight, and break down girl code trespasses between Vicki and Kelly. Keep that life jacket on hand, or at least some RHOC plastic surgeries - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 71! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah starts seeing a therapist in order to discuss her conflicting feelings about Bethenny. Once Dr. Amador tells her to follow her heart, Sarah calls up OG of the AG, and VH1 Senior Producer, Damian Bellino. After surviving a Modern Alkeme taste test, they discuss Carole's shocking departure from RHONY, what this means for Jill's potential return, and who is truly the star of OC and Potomac. Ashley Darby whispered that now's the time to say this last part, and she's the best producer in town - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 70! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah wants to join Below Deck but realizes she hates open bodies of water. Instead she does the backstroke in an Uber Pool to kiki with Richard Jay-Alexander, the "diva whisperer," at a boat themed hotel in midtown west. They discuss Richard's relationship with LuAnn, how her shocking relapse announcement will be handled on TV and off, inside scoop on the upcoming RHONY reunion, and which RHOC season 13 tagline stands above the rest. When life hands you lemons, put 9 next to this one-ear audio - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 69! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hits her head and falls on the floor while attempting to complete a Kyle Richards'-style center split at Beautique. She's resuscitated by another Hit the Floor aficionado - BET's "Hit the Floor" creator, show-runner, writer, producer and director, James LaRosa. They discuss James' adoration of the Original Skinnygirl, what it was like working with Erika Jayne (Girardi), and the news that Phaedra may once again hold a peach in Atlanta. Kenya might be out of a job, but this ep is Gone with the Wind Fabulous - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 68! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah watches too much Handmaid's Tale/C-SPAN on the 4th of July and has a nightmare that America is becoming a lower-rated Gilead. She immediately calls up her fave Real Housewife dramaturg, writer and comedian Ryan Houlihan, for comfort and kiki. They discuss Bethenny, Jill, and Carole's friendship arcs on RHONY, lessons Beverly Hills and OC Housewives must learn from NYC, and why Ashley and Karen are making Potomac must-see TV. Blessed be - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 67! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah boards an extra SUV scheduled to arrive at the Grace Mayflower Inn, joined by Real Housewife of New York's Kristen Taekman. They recap Lu's sober journey, respond to Aviva Drescher's allegations against production, and ponder which RHONY is the most deserving of this season's Most Improved. Hide your toaster ovens (but definitely get toasted) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 66! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah heads to Brooklyn to sit shivah for Bobby Zarin as well as Bethenny's sense of humility. She sits in prayer with TV writer and comedian Alison Leiby, some shot glasses, and several bedazzled Skinnygirl jeans. They discuss why Bethenny and Jill's long-hyped reunion was so confusing, what the newly released RHOC trailer may mean for the upcoming 13th season, and why Ashley is an ideal super villain for Southern Charm. Tinsley's eggs might be frozen but this recording is piping hot - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 65! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah wakes up and realizes it's Tony Awards Sunday, a sacred religious holiday. She sits in contemplative prayer at her alter to discounted show tickets, and then sings the praises of this season's RHONY with her favorite duet partner, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They have a should-be-award-winning battle about Bethenny and Carole's epic fight, discuss how the lines could be re-drawn if Jill returns to the scene, and theorize why Ashley is perfect for Potomac. This episode should win Best Play in honor of Sarah's phone alerting her to Tinder matches during the recording - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 64! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Samantha Bee's use of expletives describing the female form, Sarah hops on one of Jill Zarin's private planes and heads to LA in order to witness James Kennedy DJ at See You Next Tuesday. While trolling West Hollywood looking for a future life partner, as every hag should, Sarah runs into comedian, writer, and host of "Everything Iconic," Danny Pellegrino. They discuss Bethenny's past on Bethenny Ever After, which OG's should return to OC, and if there's any hope for Beverly Hills. Something is broken from life that can only be made whole with a Lynne Curtin cuff - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 63! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to create a Change.org petition to bring Jill back to RHONY, and Asks Jeeves "how to make wishes come true." She's thrilled when Alta Vista tells her to kiki with Damian Bellino, OG of the AG. They discuss who is winning in the battle between Bethenny and Carole, why attention must be paid to Potomac, and which perhaps surprising Hilton family member could reinvigorate Beverly Hills. We're chilling with our snowmies (someone remind Ramona of what that means) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 62! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to go back to school for a Master's Degree in Real Housewife History. After being waitlisted by Trump University, she enrolls in a PhD program at the Real Housewives Institute - created by none other than Brian Moylan, the famed Housewives historian, recapper, and co-author of Erika Jayne's bestselling memoir, "Pretty Mess." They discuss Brian's off-camera relationship with Erika, Lala's similarities to Saint Camille of Grammer, and which red-haired Housewife could potentially return to New York. Jill Zarin's already listened to this ep, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 61! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah tries to remember what she wore last night while hiding from the RHOBH reunion finale (was it vintage/was it a trash can). Undeterred, she decides to reunite with RHONY alum, Last Night's Look blogger, fashionista, and fan favorite, Kristen Taekman. They sit down on Sarah's People's Couch and discuss the current season and cast of RHONY, if Ramonja is broken forever, and what the Housewives are like when the cameras turn off. Put those plastic/glass wine glasses down, it's time to spill the tea- and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 60! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to improve her chances of filling a bartending spot on Watch What Happens Live by calling in one of Broadway's biggest directors, and a WWHL bartender alum, Richard Jay-Alexander. After he shows her how to stand in place for 22 minutes plus commercials, they discuss the universe of Bravo on a Very Special Episode of Andy's Girls, with discussions on which Bravo show is the biggest guilty pleasure, adventures with Bravolebrities in the wild, and what it's like to work with Countess LuAnn. Bette might one of the world's greatest divas, but has she sung Girl Code in Midtown West - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 59! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah takes a melatonin to adequately prep for sleeping through this season's Beverly Hills reunion. She dreams about kiki'ing with one of her favorite Housewives superfans, and the Producer of Digital and Social for "Watch What Happens Live," T. Kyle. They discuss Kim Zolciak Biermann's undoing in Atlanta, the heavenly joy of this season's RHONY, and T. Kyle's insider scoop from Bravo HQ. It's not death or divorce that elicits everlasting grief, but the anxiety before a new episode - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 58! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to train for a marathon or perhaps lunch. After starting her prep by sleeping and watching Carole run, she decides to seek the counsel of licensed health and wellness coach, entrepreneur, avid adventurer, and RHONY alum Heather Thomson. The two discuss Heather's experiences as a Real Housewife of New York, the current status of Bethenny and Carole's friendship, her reaction to LuAnn's arrest, and which Wife she won't speak with again. Heather may be going to climb a mountain in Nepal for charity, but not before this hour-long kiki- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 57! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah joins Scruff in order to out-hag her UES neighbor Sonja Tremont Morgan. After seeing the profiles of several exes, she swipes right for BuzzFeed's Deputy Editor of Arts and Entertainment, Louis Peitzman. They elope at Sushi Roxx and discuss which 'Wives should return to Beverly Hills, why friendships in NYC are heading for rocky(Columbian)waters, and who should hold an Atlanta peach. The wedding registry can be found at Beverly Beach, or was it Tinder -- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 56! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah lives a lifelong dream and travels all the way to Mecca, aka a RHONY season finale taping 10-minutes away. After attending what she considers her Bravo Make-A-Wish, she meets up with OG of the AG Damian Bellino, for a discussion about Kim Zolciak Biermann's peach pursuit on Atlanta, Erika Jayne's defensiveness on Beverly Hills, and exclusive news on RHONY - including who should stay, and who might go. This episode isn't tardy for the party, it was just busy hiring Nene's exterminator- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 55! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.