Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah searches in vain for her moral compass until she realizes she left it in an Uber Pool. After apologizing to her rabbi and Vicki Gunvalson, she meets up with a fellow OC Angel and pop culture aficionado, writer and editor Seth Plattner. They discuss Play by Play's premiere episode, divisions on Dallas and OC that may be too good (for TV) to be true, and what makes a Real Housewife a franchise queen. Stephanie's spa bathroom is a true sanctuary, and so is this episode - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 78! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah brushes up on great American History by taking a trip to the world's most important museum, the Real Housewives Institute. After lighting a candle for fallen Wives at the Wall of Remembrance (RIP), she is joined by Institute founder/president, and famed Vulture/NY Mag recapper, Brian Moylan. They buy Lynne Curtin cuffs at the gift shop, and discuss if Beverly Hills and OC can be saved, inside scoop on Erika Jayne's reunion behavior, and whether or not Jill Zarin will return to NY. Steve Lodge might not want to talk about this episode, but Bravo super-fans certainly will - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 77! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In a post-RHONY reunion haze, Sarah decides to collect a commemorative gift: the Guy with the Red Scarf. After being told by Brian she is "too text-clingy," Sarah recovers at the Regency with her fave conversationalist, writer/comedian and talk show host, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the surprising similarities between Sonja and a certain Beverly Hills housewife, why the RHONY reunion closer was problematic for both Bethenny and Carole, and which Dallas Housewife is new with words. Take that quarter out of your tush, and use it to buy Ramona a new eye- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 76! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah rushes to urgent care after suffering from GI symptoms related to BethennyVersusCaroleitis/WhoseSideIsSheOn. After receiving a prescription for comedic sass, she meets up with chicken soup for the Bravoholic soul, writer/comedian Alex Bedder. They discuss Kameron's achievement as the MVPink of Dallas, Bethenny and Carole's ongoing feud, and Kelly's resurgence on OC. There's no need for an In Memoriam quite yet, because there's still one more RHONY reunion ep to go - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 75! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah attempts to break a world record by watching the RHONY reunion: part 1 900 times in a row. After realizing she will never beat Jill Zarin's DVR, Sarah calls up her favorite social media sensation, BuzzFeed's Deputy Arts & Entertainment Editor Louis Peitzman, for a record-breaking near-double episode. They discuss the differences between Vanderpump Rules and everything else, what OC needs to learn from Jersey, and have an epic Bethenny vs. Carole throw down. Andy picked a side, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 74! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah loses her way en route to her DVR's typical home, Bravo TV, and falls into an E! Entertainment rabbit hole. She's quickly rescued by the creator of the viral blog "Keeping up with the Kontinuity Errors," and a former WWHL staffer, the comedian and writer Mariah Smith. They discuss Mariah's famed work as a Kardashian truther, mutual experiences at the RHONY finale taping, and why Dallas and Atlanta share family strife. Sarah believes she was the star of the #CountessAndFriends after party, just don't tell Lu - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 73! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah eats too much of Shannon's QVC test kitchen food and realizes she's in desperate need of one of Sonja's black and purple diapers. After completing a Tinsley Trip to the Toilette, she recovers with the best possible medicine - writer, comedian, and talk show host Ryan Houlihan. They discuss how Bethenny and Carole's feud should have ended, why Ashley and Gina are necessary in Potomac and OC, and react to Dennis Shields' shocking passing, live, as the news breaks online. This show is truly the C-SPAN of the Real Housewives canon - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 72! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah sneaks onto the boat in Cartagena in order to see which RHONY's heavy-handed neurosis is most likely to sink the ship. After accidentally releasing the anchor and then tripping on some camera guys' equipment - sorry guys! - she wakes up 17 hours later in a Colombian Coupon Cabin alongside writer and comedian Alison Leiby. They deep dive into the long awaited Boat Trip from Hell, discuss listener responses to Bethenny and Carole's ongoing fight, and break down girl code trespasses between Vicki and Kelly. Keep that life jacket on hand, or at least some RHOC plastic surgeries - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 71! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah starts seeing a therapist in order to discuss her conflicting feelings about Bethenny. Once Dr. Amador tells her to follow her heart, Sarah calls up OG of the AG, and VH1 Senior Producer, Damian Bellino. After surviving a Modern Alkeme taste test, they discuss Carole's shocking departure from RHONY, what this means for Jill's potential return, and who is truly the star of OC and Potomac. Ashley Darby whispered that now's the time to say this last part, and she's the best producer in town - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 70! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah wants to join Below Deck but realizes she hates open bodies of water. Instead she does the backstroke in an Uber Pool to kiki with Richard Jay-Alexander, the "diva whisperer," at a boat themed hotel in midtown west. They discuss Richard's relationship with LuAnn, how her shocking relapse announcement will be handled on TV and off, inside scoop on the upcoming RHONY reunion, and which RHOC season 13 tagline stands above the rest. When life hands you lemons, put 9 next to this one-ear audio - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 69! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hits her head and falls on the floor while attempting to complete a Kyle Richards'-style center split at Beautique. She's resuscitated by another Hit the Floor aficionado - BET's "Hit the Floor" creator, show-runner, writer, producer and director, James LaRosa. They discuss James' adoration of the Original Skinnygirl, what it was like working with Erika Jayne (Girardi), and the news that Phaedra may once again hold a peach in Atlanta. Kenya might be out of a job, but this ep is Gone with the Wind Fabulous - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 68! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah watches too much Handmaid's Tale/C-SPAN on the 4th of July and has a nightmare that America is becoming a lower-rated Gilead. She immediately calls up her fave Real Housewife dramaturg, writer and comedian Ryan Houlihan, for comfort and kiki. They discuss Bethenny, Jill, and Carole's friendship arcs on RHONY, lessons Beverly Hills and OC Housewives must learn from NYC, and why Ashley and Karen are making Potomac must-see TV. Blessed be - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 67! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah boards an extra SUV scheduled to arrive at the Grace Mayflower Inn, joined by Real Housewife of New York's Kristen Taekman. They recap Lu's sober journey, respond to Aviva Drescher's allegations against production, and ponder which RHONY is the most deserving of this season's Most Improved. Hide your toaster ovens (but definitely get toasted) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 66! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah heads to Brooklyn to sit shivah for Bobby Zarin as well as Bethenny's sense of humility. She sits in prayer with TV writer and comedian Alison Leiby, some shot glasses, and several bedazzled Skinnygirl jeans. They discuss why Bethenny and Jill's long-hyped reunion was so confusing, what the newly released RHOC trailer may mean for the upcoming 13th season, and why Ashley is an ideal super villain for Southern Charm. Tinsley's eggs might be frozen but this recording is piping hot - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 65! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah wakes up and realizes it's Tony Awards Sunday, a sacred religious holiday. She sits in contemplative prayer at her alter to discounted show tickets, and then sings the praises of this season's RHONY with her favorite duet partner, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They have a should-be-award-winning battle about Bethenny and Carole's epic fight, discuss how the lines could be re-drawn if Jill returns to the scene, and theorize why Ashley is perfect for Potomac. This episode should win Best Play in honor of Sarah's phone alerting her to Tinder matches during the recording - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 64! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inspired by Samantha Bee's use of expletives describing the female form, Sarah hops on one of Jill Zarin's private planes and heads to LA in order to witness James Kennedy DJ at See You Next Tuesday. While trolling West Hollywood looking for a future life partner, as every hag should, Sarah runs into comedian, writer, and host of "Everything Iconic," Danny Pellegrino. They discuss Bethenny's past on Bethenny Ever After, which OG's should return to OC, and if there's any hope for Beverly Hills. Something is broken from life that can only be made whole with a Lynne Curtin cuff - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 63! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to create a Change.org petition to bring Jill back to RHONY, and Asks Jeeves "how to make wishes come true." She's thrilled when Alta Vista tells her to kiki with Damian Bellino, OG of the AG. They discuss who is winning in the battle between Bethenny and Carole, why attention must be paid to Potomac, and which perhaps surprising Hilton family member could reinvigorate Beverly Hills. We're chilling with our snowmies (someone remind Ramona of what that means) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 62! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to go back to school for a Master's Degree in Real Housewife History. After being waitlisted by Trump University, she enrolls in a PhD program at the Real Housewives Institute - created by none other than Brian Moylan, the famed Housewives historian, recapper, and co-author of Erika Jayne's bestselling memoir, "Pretty Mess." They discuss Brian's off-camera relationship with Erika, Lala's similarities to Saint Camille of Grammer, and which red-haired Housewife could potentially return to New York. Jill Zarin's already listened to this ep, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 61! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah tries to remember what she wore last night while hiding from the RHOBH reunion finale (was it vintage/was it a trash can). Undeterred, she decides to reunite with RHONY alum, Last Night's Look blogger, fashionista, and fan favorite, Kristen Taekman. They sit down on Sarah's People's Couch and discuss the current season and cast of RHONY, if Ramonja is broken forever, and what the Housewives are like when the cameras turn off. Put those plastic/glass wine glasses down, it's time to spill the tea- and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 60! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to improve her chances of filling a bartending spot on Watch What Happens Live by calling in one of Broadway's biggest directors, and a WWHL bartender alum, Richard Jay-Alexander. After he shows her how to stand in place for 22 minutes plus commercials, they discuss the universe of Bravo on a Very Special Episode of Andy's Girls, with discussions on which Bravo show is the biggest guilty pleasure, adventures with Bravolebrities in the wild, and what it's like to work with Countess LuAnn. Bette might one of the world's greatest divas, but has she sung Girl Code in Midtown West - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 59! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah takes a melatonin to adequately prep for sleeping through this season's Beverly Hills reunion. She dreams about kiki'ing with one of her favorite Housewives superfans, and the Producer of Digital and Social for "Watch What Happens Live," T. Kyle. They discuss Kim Zolciak Biermann's undoing in Atlanta, the heavenly joy of this season's RHONY, and T. Kyle's insider scoop from Bravo HQ. It's not death or divorce that elicits everlasting grief, but the anxiety before a new episode - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 58! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah decides to train for a marathon or perhaps lunch. After starting her prep by sleeping and watching Carole run, she decides to seek the counsel of licensed health and wellness coach, entrepreneur, avid adventurer, and RHONY alum Heather Thomson. The two discuss Heather's experiences as a Real Housewife of New York, the current status of Bethenny and Carole's friendship, her reaction to LuAnn's arrest, and which Wife she won't speak with again. Heather may be going to climb a mountain in Nepal for charity, but not before this hour-long kiki- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 57! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah joins Scruff in order to out-hag her UES neighbor Sonja Tremont Morgan. After seeing the profiles of several exes, she swipes right for BuzzFeed's Deputy Editor of Arts and Entertainment, Louis Peitzman. They elope at Sushi Roxx and discuss which 'Wives should return to Beverly Hills, why friendships in NYC are heading for rocky(Columbian)waters, and who should hold an Atlanta peach. The wedding registry can be found at Beverly Beach, or was it Tinder -- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 56! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah lives a lifelong dream and travels all the way to Mecca, aka a RHONY season finale taping 10-minutes away. After attending what she considers her Bravo Make-A-Wish, she meets up with OG of the AG Damian Bellino, for a discussion about Kim Zolciak Biermann's peach pursuit on Atlanta, Erika Jayne's defensiveness on Beverly Hills, and exclusive news on RHONY - including who should stay, and who might go. This episode isn't tardy for the party, it was just busy hiring Nene's exterminator- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 55! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hides in steerage underneath PK's boat, but unfortunately is 54 minutes late and misses the party. While swimming to shore, she doggy paddles over to Famed Teresa Apologist and personal friend to several Housewives, Ben Rimalower. They avoid sharks - sorry, Danielle - and discuss the future of Jersey, the similarities between Siggy and Dorit, and inside scoop on LuAnn's sober New Beginning. This ep isn't late, it just got forgot to check in with its West Palm Beach probation officer- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 54! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah and Damian go halfsies on a sick junior suite at Bellevue. After sitting shivah for Bobby Zarin (RIP) and updating their Tinder/Grindr location settings, they kiki about Jill Zarin and Bethenny Frankel's long-awaited reunion, Atlanta's Medium masterclass, and the similarities between Dorit and Vanderpump Rules' Jax. The OGs of the AGs are reunited, and Teddi says this ep is right on time - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 53! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah schleps to Bergdorf Goodman, looking for a Chanel-clad Santa Claus on whose lap she can beg for a decent season of Beverly Hills. Whilst there, she runs into Hanukkah Harry himself, "Patti Issues" writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They discuss Ben's upcoming cabaret show starring Countess LuAnn, the relationship similarities between Tre and Melissa and LVP and Kyle, and a deep dive into Siggy's shocking announcement that she's leaving RHONJ. It's not the holiday season without two Jews screeching - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 52! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah storms out of the Mayo Clinic after Daisy the Health Advocate insists they don't serve dairy. She's met by OG of the AG and VH1 Senior Producer Damian Bellino, who fixes her bun and insists they nosh at Porsha's favorite Chinese restaurant, Korean Delights. They grab some vegan egg rolls and proceed to discuss the future of RHOC, rivalries in Jersey, and what lessons Beverly Hills should learn from Vanderpump Rules. This ep isn't late, it was just busy swiping right at the Round Up - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 51! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah celebrates the 50th episode of "Andy's Girls" as only she knows how - by sneaking into the Regency with Damian Bellino, because it's always about Tom. They settle into a corner booth, gift themselves diamonds and rosé, and discuss who is the true Middle Peach on Atlanta, Danielle Staub's New Beginning on Jersey, and argue about LeeAnne's hands on Dallas. Peggy should get an OC eviction notice but this show keeps going - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 50! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah takes a Lyft Line to Florida, with the hope of finding a $1,000 birthday cake to slam on the floor in Boca. After remembering cake is made up of sugar and carbs, she instead heads to South Beach and marks off another item on her bucket list by speaking with Miami Real Housewife, the Mayor of Miami, Lea Black! They discuss Lea's return to Bravo on "Flipping Out," her thoughts on Jeff Lewis' epic battle with Heather Dubrow, her friendship with the Queen of Versailles, and if RHOM will return to Bravo. We're back in The World of Lea Black - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 49! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hops in an Uber headed to Bravo TV headquarters, intending to picket about a lackluster season of RHOC, when the streets/Waze begin talking - so instead she heads over to kiki with the co-creator of Every Hue Beauty and star of the Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle Bryant! They talk about Karen's reported financial issues, the demise of Ashley and Michael's marriage, and the state of Robin and Juan's relationship. The streets are talking, and not just about the Black Bill Gates - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 48! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah sneaks into the Bravo Clubhouse, armed with an early 90s headshot and a dream. While scouring the studio for a leftover shotski, she runs into "WWHL" bartender and Devoted Tre Apologist, writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They kiki about which OC Housewife needs to be served with the 25th amendment, what love lessons Shannon could learn from Kelly, the glory of Dallas Season 2, and why Tre's Turning Tables could lead to divorce. Those aren't knives in your hands, they're just hands - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 47! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

While undergoing a medical procedure more traumatizing than Danielle Staub's return to Jersey, Sarah sees a white light, and decides to follow it through Manhattan, past the Turnpike, and into the Garden State. While there, she chats with Jersey Housewife, relationship expert and "Write Your Own Fairytale" author Siggy Flicker. They chat about the "shocking" upcoming 8th season of RHONJ, her current friendship status with Jacqueline, and relationship advice for Bethenny. Mazels all around - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 46! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah takes a power walk from the Yolanda Hadid Foster Hadid Again Lyme Clinic to a synagogue on the Lower East Side, in order to pray to the Bravo Gods for a better season of RHOC. While shopping for matzah shaped earrings in the gift shop, she runs into Buzzfeed Senior Editor, and Real Housewife Dramaturge, Louis Peitzman. They preview the NJ season premiere, praise the joyous bounty that is Dallas Season 2, and ponder if Jill Zarin will ever return as a NY housewife. Fly like a butterfly and stink like Peggy on OC - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 45! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah stands in line at the post office in order to update her passport photo to one with an "I HEART RHOD" t-shirt. While buying stamps with pictures of Dallas Housewives, she runs into NY Mag recapper, writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They kiki about the current level of drama on OC, the joy of Dallas' New Beginning, and how New York's reunion felt like Law & Order: Forthcoming Divorce. Steve seems like a normal boyfriend, someone give him Sarah's number - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 44! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah kidnaps Daisy the Health Advocate from Yolanda Hadid Foster Hadid Again's NYC penthouse. While waiting for bail in the jail cell next to Apollo, she runs into OG of the AG, and Senior Producer at VH1, Damian Bellino. They kiki about casting changes on Atlanta, improvements in Dallas and Potomac, why Vicki is fighting a losing battle on OC, and which New York housewife should make a triumphant return. That's not Skinnygirl Sarah's drinking, it's hubris tinged with a Yolanda apology - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 43! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah secretly escapes from the psychiatric hospital where she was being held for chronic overconsumption of Skinnygirl popcorn. After ducking into a local Fairway to pick up another case, she runs into Friend of Andy's Girls and Also A Certain Jersey Housewife, Ben Rimalower. They talk through LuAnn and Tom's "shocking" divorce news, match up NY Housewives with Sex and the City characters, and explore Ben's newfound love of RHOC. It's not the Quiet Woman because the cackle has returned - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 42! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah sneaks into the Beverly Hills reunion taping disguised as a blue bunny stuffed animal. After telling Kim Richards to leave her behind the couch so she can take a nap, she runs into "Patti Issues" and "Bad with Money" writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They grab a seat next to leftover Visine in Lisa Rinna's dressing room, and discuss Ramona's alternative facts, the politics of friendship in NY, and PK and Dorit's future in Beverly Hills. It's not a technical difficulty, it's an excuse for a super-sized deep dive - it's Andy's Girls, episode 41! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah enlists Kevin Lee to throw a chi-chi-chi-ch-chi 40th Episode Extravaganza. While shopping for mini ponies and wedge heels, she runs into OG of the AG, writer and cultural icon Damian Bellino. They toast Episode 40 with Jules Wainstein's clearing tonic, and discuss explosive Atlanta reunion rumors, which Lisa should remain on Beverly Hills, and why Kenya and Bethenny's relationships seem similarly toxic. Modern Alkeme should be off the market, along with Porsha's baby nup - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 40! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hears that Danielle Staub might be returning to NJ, and cowers in fear under a table at the Brownstone. While snacking on leftover cranberry and walnut rolls from the last Manzo Thanksgiving, she runs into RHONJ recapper, "Patti Issues/Bad With Money" writer and performer Ben Rimalower. They discuss the epic Hong Kong showdown between Dorit and Erika Jayne, Lisa Rinna's triumphant return to outrageousness, and how Melissa and Teresa's relationship is similar to the Middle East conflict. It's almost her birthday, so someone get Sarah a seat on the People's Couch -- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 39! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah hides in Hong Kong Air steerage alongside Erika Jayne's makeup artist's second assistant. After landing in a country she could not place on a map, she runs into "Patti Issues" and "Bad with Money" writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They kiki on a junk boat, and talk exclusive news about Ben's work with a NY Housewife, Lisa Rinna's Sixth Sense, and Sheree's upsetting marriage history. RHONY may not be back for a few weeks but here we are - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 38! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah gains entry to Heather Dubrow's walk-in closet after being confused for a piece of hexagonal ice. Whilst searching for DVD screeners of "Botched: Donkey Booty," she runs into AG super fan/Associate Field Producer Jackie Filanowski. They eat Carnie Wilson mini cheesecakes and kiki about what Lydia's return to OC means for Vicki, Lisa Rinna's self-implosion, and play a game called "Who Said It: Sean Spicer or Jim Marchese." It's all about love - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 37! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah accidentally buys a glamping vacation on Groupon. After realizing she would have to come into contact with Mother Earth, she runs to the nearest spa, and runs into VH1 creative content producer and Real Housewife expert Shirea Carroll. They kiki about Kandi Koated Honesty, why Nene should never return, and how Eden may be the Oprah of Beverly Hills. We're not a talking echo chamber, that's just the audio quality - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 36! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah swipes left on Tinder for so many hours that she develops carpal tunnel. While waiting for the next tall Jewish super hunk doctor at her local ER, she runs into tall Jewish super hunk writer/performer Ben Rimalower ("Patti Issues," "Bad with Money"). They discuss Bethenny and Jason's custody battle, what Yolanda and Dubrow could have learned from Countess LuAnn, and why Eden may be the new super villain on Beverly Hills. Can't wait to read your 5-star reviews about this week's technical issues - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 35! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah floats down from heaven after a magical evening taking selfies with PK Kemsley in midtown west. While traveling through a cloud, she runs into Friend of Andy's Girls, performer Evan Autio. They kiki about whether or not Heather Dubrow left OC because of Kelly Dodd, if Eden is an alcoholism dictator, and the difference between Matt and Porsha's violent episodes on Atlana. Pop one of Lisa Rinna's Ziplock Bag o' Pills- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 34! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah takes an Uber Pool to DC, in order to best improve her Tinder Yuppie matches. Whilst swiping left, she runs into OG of the AG Damian Bellino. Kiki'ing at the Lincoln Memorial, they talk about Jeana Keough's possible return to OC, who is the most honest Atlanta Housewife, and why Lisa Rinna is problematic on Beverly Hills. Land of the free, home of the sassy - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 33! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah stumbles into an electronics store after mistakenly thinking it was the Manolo VIP sample sale. After buying upgraded audio equipment - and also a Victorian diamond and also some shoes - she runs into actor/performer/Real Housewife recapper artiste Ben Rimalower. They kiki about Kim Richards' sobering return to Beverly Hills, the Garden of Eden Sassoon, and why Lisa Vanderpump may be fading out(kind of like that old audio). It's everything you've asked for and more - a clearly heard Andy's Girls, Episode 32! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah sneaks into Tom and LuAnn's wedding via John and Dorinda's garment bag. Whilst searching for a leftover Countess title in the chapel, she runs into actor/performer Evan Autio. They take selfies with bridal statement necklaces and talk about Dorit and PK's alliance with LVP, which Beverly Hills husband is the best in the boudoir, and the battle between Kandi and Phaedra. Someone text Mr. Chocolate - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 31! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah buys a ticket to a cabaret show at the Regency, in the hopes of seeing LuAnn in her natural environment. While there, she runs into actor/dancer and Real Housewife superfan Evan Autio. They kiki at the bar, look for Tom, and discuss the RHOBH premiere, parenting styles on Atlanta, and who is the greatest Real Housewife husband of all time. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 30! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

While searching for a poly-cotton blend in which to make her inaugural spin class clothing collection, Sarah runs into fashion designer and Real Housewife of Orange County alum Gretchen Rossi. They talk about how she was first cast on Real Housewives, her experiences watching as a viewer, and how she became fast friends with Vicki and Kelly. Gretchen also dishes on Tamra's behavior behind the scenes, if she would ever return- and even those rumors about Eddie! It's Andy's Girls, Episode 29! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.