Alchemy This

Crew of astronauts on International Space Station have been up there too long.TV network scrambles to fix reality show that casts all sober people.Pentagon braces for nuclear war after misinterpreting “OK Boomer.” Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Divorce Court.Sandwiches Without Borders.Satan’s Kids at Summer Camp. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James Heaney plays a Bond villain taking over a coffee farm.Socially awkward and unintentionally offensive guy goes to a “How to pick up women” workshop.Well-known DJ forgets their USB stick. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two different spy teams stumble upon each other when spying on drug cartel.First time parents take a newborn care class.Hidden life of pasta. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. & Mrs. Foamhaaans.The Curse of The Mummy.Vegetarian themed fight club. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Murder mystery ala Agatha Christy.Hoax crop circle makers run into aliens making real crop circle, and aliens created Steve Buscemi.Hypnotized to talk in different language when hear trigger word. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Antartica. That is all.CIA tries a coup in U.S. Another day at the world’s worst accounting office — Fabricio & O’Malley Accounting and Memento-guy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Superheroes and villains plan a showdown in the age of social distancing.Construction workers at Stonehenge vs. Druids.Misfit actors on a low budget remake of Star Wars. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Family enters a haunted house…ghosts act normal and boring.Teenagers in a small town in Iowa.A grandpa tells grandchildren stories from the Vietnam War. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Burger.Loud upstairs neighbor.Comedy night at a Russian gulag. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tina, an adoption agent, visits homes to assess the suitability.Aliens invade the planet during a pandemic.Clue-style haunted house murder mystery. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A fishing guide who thinks they know where all the good fish are, but really don’t know anything.Marvin McCue uses his new cell phone to chat with family and friends.Hostage situation training exercise devolves into an actual hostage situation. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alchemists slowly begin to learn about James Franco.Mousetraps.A meeting between elves dwarfs humans and other fantasy creatures deciding whether or not to breed. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki Schitts makes a comeback as a youth pastor.Sci Fi novelists go on Yoga retreat and leader isn’t what he seems.2040 — Joey Greer wins the presidency and creates the new national anthem. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacinda Ardern kidnapped by US in bid to change leadership.QVC host goes on a thrill ride with an Aquarius gem.Bear Grylls takes “James Heaney” on a wilderness survival trip. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Butt, Pizza, Small town sheriff.Confident Count Dracula asks in Sarasota, FL.An aspiring criminal finally gets selected to commit his first crime, and calls a clean up crew to cover his tracks. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How the Louisiana Senator got his groove back.Therapist begins to suspect their clients are all undercover therapists.Horror movie icons catch up at bar after work Poopo’s. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lead actor of a show is so disliked that they sabotage him during the show.Antiques roadshow cops.Nudist beach catastrophe. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Players of World of Warcraft are sucked into the game.Most regrettable tattoos shop.High school kids in the nationals of a competition. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out Super Mario Bros based on real people.First monster mash dance hosted by gay Dracula.A group of people delirious with fever trying to communicate with one another. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crew of US Navy sailors deployed without any knowledge of how to run a ship Norway and Australia join forces vs them.Young couple goes to seedy humane society, adopts puppy that is a 3,000 year old demon.Dark mages make scratch ’n’ sniff stickers. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seance from the late 1800s.Aliens pick-up a faint radio transmission from Earth.Two folk musicians need a room for the night. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Can You Buzz Me In guys get find new jobs.High School student council picks prom theme.Wikipedia editorial board meeting running through changes to Kevin Pollak’s page Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is life like this days?Prude couple surrounded by nudists, ridiculed for wearing clothes.Meeting to brainstorm new ideas for national defense. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some southern people who have never seen snow get stuck traveling up north…Taxi drivers vs Uber drivers….Nazi spy is undercover at a bed bath and beyond… Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A family isolating at home discovers that COVID-19 has been over for years.President Trump and a James Heaney type get to be in a telenovela.The podcast Murder In The Time Of Gwen on a world tour. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joey is a garbageman passing by his own house.A fan wins a guest spot on Alchemy This, and is terrible.Video gaming grandma streams live on twitch. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

gang of treasure hunting dwarfs dig their way into Kevin Pollak’s basementvinnie barbarino gets older and learns computer basics 101Joey Greer wins an Emmy for his comedy album, Schwarzenegger and Benicio Del Toro present. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

alchemists help Joey deal with multiple personality disorder...countries chose one person to live in a bunker,it’s orientation day one of us cast as harry potter, shows up not having read the script... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cororana Virus SWAT Team: French Chef Offers A New Baby Dish. :DILFS fly to Iceland for Make A Wish. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Consistently Charming Gerard Butler , But Not That On : Alchemy This Gets A Movie Deal: Jesus Christ, The Illusionist Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Alchemist Gets Mugged: Kingdom of...: Improv Made Illegal Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James' Success Needs Intervention: Depressed Clown with Latex Allergy: James as Satan, Revisited Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Failed Exorcism: Misunderstood Kid Joins Circus: Execs Pitch Ad Campaign... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gang Goes To Heaney’s For Hashbrowns… Joey Greer’s Chili Ring… Heaney Interrogated By FBI… Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Super Fan Kidnaps The Alchemists… Kid Chef, Sushi King… Canadian Diner… Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cops Test Street Drugs… Getting Out Of A Parking Ticket… Bunk Acid At The Woods Festival… Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Frat house murder mystery… Cult of James Heaney… The Alchemists on a quest… Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A public relations disaster… Ronald McDonald, where is he now… Cook off using only a little wedge… Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James Heaney has had enough… Psychic’s dog is her crystal ball… Scary sky diving simulation… Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hunting the body-shamed white whale… An inconvenient labor… Space ship crew debate… Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cruise Ship Amnesia; Bad Life Coach; Jigsaw Puzzle Competition. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snoofa Hosts Oscars; Anesthesiologist Walks Into A Bar; Siri Releases Info. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alchemist Team Building Retreat; Cincinnati Tire King; The Hold The Door Guy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Making Sex Support Group; Crimes Denied; Valentines Day Usurper. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apocalyptic Heaney; Who Will Replace Kevin; Attempted Ventriloquism In The Workplace. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James Learns Accents With Rosetta Stone; Alchemists As Amish; Swedes And Scandinavians In New Jersey. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens in a Doomsday bunker: Jesus comes back?: Small talk support group... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grocery Clerks infatuation with Bananas: A French Imposter: Middle Schoolers swap bodies with CEOs. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taxidermist Hired At Zoo; The Hean Wins Another Oscar; Wedding Photog vs Bride & Groom. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.