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Wild house party w/ fictional characters.Window cleaners/Xmas conspiracy/afraid of heights.Imposter contest final round. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This year, Christmas just don’t happen.Who the fuck was Alice?First person to finish last. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Professional tailor.Her majesty’s royal marines.SNL Starts a 2nd Live Show in Newark. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Triassic time capsule.God bad at coming up with fake names.Someone won’t accept a breakup. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charleston carriage guide from Sweden.“Both” vs “Bolth.”Backstabbing SOB. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Craig Is pitted against Olives... and these ones are "Second Hand"Man Covets Neighbors Ass, which of course is a Donkey.Successful assassin who only uses finger guns and jazz hands. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Off-road LimousineYou Smell Like Beef...Legally Binding Friendship Bracelet... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarcastic-voiced man on trial for murder.Secret service secret Santa.Kangaroo milkers. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dean’s dog dissertation defense.Workplace ensemble w/ worst inside jokes.A tree, a friend, an enemy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dating Apps first dates...Y2K NYE at the Whitehouse...Y2K NYE in the Hollywood Hills. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bratty tween runs for president;Six;What ancient philosophers were really like. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

3rd Thanksgiving,Mission to Mars,Wheres Jesus. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lampsters, a hampster-powered lamp;Backstage at the sitcom "Schitts;"Permit office for museums. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cat Poo advent calendar;MTV presents "You Just Got Deeked!";The tortoise and the hare's high school reunion. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Donner party as an actual party; Pre-sneeze face, speakerphones and loud hand dryers; A celebrity works their way through the legal system. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skin pockets;Sports commentator witnesses robbery;BBQ smoking competition. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Werewolf donates a kidney;James has a hash browns relapse;A very disappointing pirate treasure. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stuck in an elevator...Man applies to become a golddigger...The meaning of “skit”... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prison warden replaces stairs with slides...Bomb threat at the skeptics convention...McDonalds fries turn sentient... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeopardy!:Battle Royale Edition;Shed World;An octopus is a bank manager. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Florida man tased for twerking during rainy traffic stop;The Devil visits Death Valley;Literal breadwinners. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A conference for people learning to properly "whelm;"An unusual drinking problem;Thanksgiving at Grandma's house in an enchanted forest. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Area 51 intern accidentally lets the alien escape; mosquitos!; A gardener in the north of England, hates his colleagues. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Expedition to the Center of the Earth.Bullfighter Branches out.ER patient can only speak in movie quotes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Allison's Dream.Ball Park hot dog salesman can't turn off.Pro Wrestler gets job at call center. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Couple who hates camping camps with couple who loves camping.Clown tries to book gigs in Stephen King’s MaineUnintentional cannibal Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Farts smell like particular fast food.Blimpo the Clown joins MCU.Uncle Hotline. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drive-thru window.Spaghetti Already: fast food Italian.Construction crews. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mafia henchmen don’t pick up on subtext. Day 2 at a bull riding for beginners class.Steve brings Blue to join a band Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mack the Knife at the dentist.Titans of slam poetry collide.Dogs run the world & humans are the pets. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sao Paulo.Someone who brings song lyrics and movie quotes into casual convo.Brand new BBQ joint next to a failing zoo. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Living without money.Doomsday preppers forgot to add a bathroom.3-point turns. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oblique.Zeus has herpes.Snob virus infects plane. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every Reality TV genre in a highlander-style fight to the death.Short-term memory detective closes in on senile killer.Frat pledges wake up at a furry convention. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christopher Nolan presents the Olympics.Child detective and grizzled partner.Demon with amnesia. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mafia negotiator is a hypnotist.AirBnb comments and replies.Someone farts aboard the ISS. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Irish friend.Area 51 intern lets the alien escape.Wednesday. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Liam Neeson’s Banana CabanaSocial media shunners adjustFlashlight & Fleshlight conferences double book Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

KarmaPhysical therapist in spaceBox of teeth Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Silence Of The Lambs for kidsPoolside with the coke doctor“I don’t know, dude…” Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1978: the heyday of discopointless curses and the people who bear themLinguini the Roadrunner Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stoned Chris Goes Shopping...Grizzled Private Eye...Premier of Fast and Furious 100... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dr Robert...Tinder for Fighting...Joey as Dr... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Goth clothing store replaces churchStar Wars post-celebration dinnerYearbook committee run like the Mob Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aggressive apologizing.Sammich Boys.Dispatch center for LifeLine Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pumpernickel lady opens her own pumpernickel shop.Solomon Grundy wants to be Batman’s next Robin.Plastic surgeon has given 1000 patients the same face. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

VH1 behind the music: Joe blow and the Cumtones.Lumberjack and hipster trade places.Catholic school bus. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wasabi Enema.Underwater City.Girl Scout Cookie Mafia. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greeting Card writer sent to Anger Mgmt.Door to Door Salesman for PBS.National YoYo competition. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monkey tennis.Hipster brewery tries out new beer.Traveling salesman who never leaves his own town. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.