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Sports team’s star is 82yrs old.Person on a job interview relates salvia trip.Animal Farm except plants. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man by the name of Fuck Joey is accused of twisting dogs around the LA area.Mail-in contest to win a small island country.Nature documentary: mating habits of the elusive bridge troll. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when someone calls the shady vacuum store actually wanting the real part.Alan Arkin fills in for hungover Santa Claus.Avengers look for new recruits. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calendar ManMulti-level marketing schemesSnail mail Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paranoid clerk thinks everyone is stealingPirates excited for the release of Apple iPatchWalken teaches poker to amateurs Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Star Wars fan finds out William Shatner is his real fatherWall street guys buy out the governmentPossum Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joey & Caroline are genies playing scissors/paper/rockSeveral grooms show up for one brideThe blob falls out of space and attacks a gym Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pilot has hard day when his plane gets replaced with shitty plane.Charley’s grandparents in the same bed for 20yrs.Valley girl Shakespeare. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New astronaut arrives at International Space Station.13yr old going through a mid-life crisis.Hell gets interns. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Geico gecko turns out to be a Russian spy.Recurrent training for ghosts.Fireworks. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A walk in the park leads to a scene out of “The Birds”A. a neighborhood, famous for its light displays, has a new cult family move in B. President decides what kid can voteTriple b-day plans on the 21st night of September Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bad wifiOprah is missing.Santa vs. Krampus. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Inspector Gadget’s younger brothers.Newcomer brings contraband onto the International Space Station.Overworked Santa Claus dealing with Christmas in July Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sc. 1: Scientist discovers that all cheese is sentient.Sc. 2: Moses in the desert - what really went down.Sc. 3: Shy people in an adult store. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sc. 1: James dies from caffeine overdose.Sc. 2: Fisher people use avocados for bait.Sc. 3: Soldiers can’t hear inspirational speech from the back + two sisters both played by Joey. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peaceful wilderness trip turns into a vision quest .Training day in the evidence room.Booking the wrong venue for an event. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy who doesn’t understand metaphors announcing a sporting event.Fast food workers take their job too seriously.Pandemic when you HAVE to stay within 6 feet. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Science fair goes wrong when a know-it-all parent shows up.Carpet cleaner finds a carpet THEY CAN’T CLEAN.Cross-country family trip. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lonely grandma gets engaged to online scammer.Bank robber wants to steal the heart of the bank manager.Hazing ritual at a monastery. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Famous painter tries to find the right museAustralian surfers first time in CA.Live announcers review improv. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tug of war as an Olympic sport?Ancient origins of Taco Tuesday.Merlin enrolled in day care. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s not Pinocchio’s NOSE that grows…Film noir.Sales and marketing team body-swaps. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Group of teens get trapped in a museum full of rejected exhibits.Matthew McConaughey gets lost at Walt Disney World.A parade is picked up by a tornado. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Canadian border guards.Jesus works at Chipotle.7 deadly sins escape from hell. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy who says yes to everything meets a guy who says no to everything.A universe where every entity is named Tim.Pterri a time-traveling pterodactyl arrives in 2020. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Willy Wonka’s break room.White collar shotgun wedding.Sonic the hedgehog keeps Dr. Robotnik from federal tax evasion. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Superheroes’ secret bar.Investigating the overabundance of raisins in trail mix.A journey to bring back woolly Mammnoths. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man without purpose in life goes shoppingSpiritual healer in a day of defianceFoodie has never eaten the same food twice Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lunch ladies the operaActor tries to revive career after bombing in ‘80s aerobics videosBand consisting of 4 mysterious people wearing headgear Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Combo dinosaur car wash/church parking lot.Time-traveling inventor inundated by admirers from the future.What would happen if a normal person got sucked into a TV show? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A squirrel in the garage.Shower thoughts go public.Medieval road trip/spring break. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bank loan officer gets creative on their last day.Scam artist convention.Skydiving school. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

19th century travelers on the Oregon Trail, nothing goes right.Extreme Makeover Home Edition, nothing goes right.Edible arrangement, nothing goes right. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Company who books “making a scene” in public.Worst possible time to go into labor.Road rage stay. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New gym were weights are animals.Scratch off lottery tickets.Traffic stops/orgasms. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Football down by the river.Employees go to coworkers funeral.Settlers of Catan. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Camping trip has slasher music in the woods.Patient wakes up to see surgery on wrong knee.Peruvian tour guide knows nothing about Peru. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amateur kidnapping.Truck stop in space.Struck by lightning. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jello.Leonardo Da Vinci’s brother Chuck.Mysterious island produces 7 times more geniuses. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Superman has a 2nd secret identity, Take 2.Paranormal hunter goes to cryptozoology school.Executive board meeting of “Robert’s Rules of Order” club. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dirty old lady hits on LifeAlert dispatchers.Statham’s Taint Vape.Failed improv comedian is a celebrity childcare specialist. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A day at the IV League SchoolA kid runs away and has to prove themselves to veteran runawaysAn alien posing as a human working in customer service. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shitty time travelers.Snoofa, “Hold the door” and “Can you buzz me in” at IHOP.Minimum security prison. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Superman has a second secret identity.Moses faces demands from those he freed. The drummer is late to the gig. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Police show up to remove an alligator.Attic of an Applebee’s.Stranded in National Park with very little supplies. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s a genie in a bottle of ketchup.Shia LeBeouf hears Chris Alvarado wants to fight him.A vape shop. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Diego the tortoise who saved his species retires to an uninhabited island.FOMOA group of dinosaur friends attend the birthday party of a religious dinosaur friend. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Serial killer accidentally invents a teleportation device.Why cats don’t give a fuck.An ad company pitches to the mob. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trouble at the peanut butter factory.Auction house under siege.Employee of a fast food taco place hates his job, gets promoted. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teach a dinosaur how to weld.The incredible misadventures of Mullet Man and Trans Am Tim.Ultimate beastmaster-style competition…”Can you beat soup?” Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.