Advice Fight

The boys decide to sweat buckets on everybody near them in a hot yoga class. Ben, Adam, and Andrew are no strangers to exercise. We need not tell you this. You see them coming down the block, take in those Grawlix-boy physiques, lower your shades and are all like, "Damn, girl. Damn." But hot yoga is something else entirely. It's yoga. At a 105 degrees. And it's so damn hard. So the boys decide to see if they have what it takes. First person to leave the class sobbing loses. LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of the month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more! Get your own official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Behold, the first ever live Grawlix Saves the World! Live online anyway, via Twitch, from our individual homes. In quarantine. Nonetheless, huzzah! Ben, Adam and Andrew are joined by their dear old friend Kristin Rand, who reads the boys' tarot cards and gives them all a new, welcome perspective in these strange times. Thanks to our pals at Hold The Phone Comedy for hosting this event. Click here if you'd like to see the video of this live stream or check our show notes on thegrawlix.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys binge watch every single movie in the Fast & the Furious franchise. In a VERY SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT episode of "The Grawlix Saves the World," the boys decide they should fill some holes in their pop cultural canon. When Ben and Adam discover that neither of them has seen "The Fast & the Furious" movies, they vow to watch every single one, fastly and furiously, binge-indoctrinating themselves into the Fast and the Furious Universe, heretofore known throughout the land as the F&FU. For his part, Andrew has to watch "Jerry Maguire." That's it. One stinking movie. While Ben and Adam watch nine. NINE! No one ever said The Grawlix Saves the World was fair. FAMILY! Featuring standup comedy clips from Shanna Christmas and Steve Vanderploeg! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of the month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Listen to our live episode of Boi Crazy where we ranked the hunks of the FNFU! Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more! Get your own official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys get thankful. Sometimes it seems as if the world is trying to sucker-punch you in the gut, call you fat, and then take your wallet and go buy a bunch of scratch tickets. Okay, a lot of the time. Which is why it's so important to remember the little things—the things that make you happy, make you smile, or make you curious— the things that make you grateful. The fellas vow to keep track of such things for a week and then get together to share their gratitoodies. Featuring standup comedy clips from Sam Tallent and Steph Tolev! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of the month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more! Get your own official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ben teaches Andrew and Adam jiu-jitsu, then they beat the shit out of each other. Ben opens up about his passion for jiu-jitsu, then takes Adam and Andrew to the Easton Training Center—where Ben works as an instructor—and coaches the boys on a few fundamentals. To demonstrate their newfound martial art, Adam and Andrew do battle like only a couple of dads pushing forty can. Did all the jiu-jitsu experts training at the center watch Adam and Andrew ineptly throw blows and laugh their asses off? Tune in and see! Featuring standup comedy clips from Casey James Salengo and David Gborie! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of the month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more! Get your own official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Behold: Boi Crazy. This tossed aside idea by the geniuses behind the podcast "The Grawlix Saves the World" has finally come to life—for as many episodes as it takes until we get restraining orders. In episode one, we start with a first ballot hall-of-famer teen hearthrob, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. It's three forty-something dads rating the hunkiness of teenage boys. What's weird about that? There's nothing weird about it. You're being weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys take a look at their sleep habits. It was Arianna Huffington who once famously said, "Sleep better you fucking idiot." In this episode, the boys do just that. Or try to anyway. After revealing that he hasn't been sleeping well because of late-night video games sessions—you know, like a child—Andrew attempts to dramatically improve his sleeping habits. Ben decides to forego naps for a week, while Adam decides to add them. Featuring standup comedy clips from Mo Alexander and Ester Steinberg! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of the month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more! Get your own official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys attempt to speak more intelligently. The pressure is on as Ben, Adam, and Andrew attempt to share stories of adolescent heartbreak without saying the words "like" or "um," thus sounding more literate and intelligent. And what's there to make sure they do just that? A trusty spatula from Andrew's kitchen—if any member of the Grawlix slips up, the other members get to hit them on the hand as hard as they can, like a schoolmarm in some terrifying British movie. Want to sound smarter? Get ready for a little pain. Featuring standup clips from Miriam Moreno and Mat Alano-Martin! Visit our Patreon page for outtakes and bonus goodies from this episode and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andrew tries online dating. In an attempt to get him back out there on the playing field, Ben and Adam write an online dating profile for Andrew. Meanwhile, Andrew challenges Ben and Adam to improve their own love lives by taking their respective wives out on dates of Andrew's design. Love is in the air. Featuring standup clips from Nick Vatterott and Lizzy Cooperman! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of the month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes, outtakes and bonus goodies from this episode! Go out to dinner wearing your own official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys eat at restaurants they would never in a million years otherwise consider. You know those restaurants that you've driven by a million times? The ones that have all but blurred into the wallpaper of your morning commute? Establishments that you hardly even notice anymore except to maybe wonder, "How does that place stay open? Who in their right mind actually eats there?" The answer to that question is the Grawlix. The Grawlix eat there. In this episode anyway, as a way to escape their usual routines. The results are...surprising. Featuring standup comedy clips from Debra DiGiovanni and our own Adam Cayton-Holland. Enjoy! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of the month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! The boys made a video of the Grilled Cheese Glory Hole in action—support us on Patreon to see that video, photos of Andrew's meal, and so much more! Go out to dinner wearing your own official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys take a much-needed break from social media. For the inaugural episode of "The Grawlix Saves the World," Ben, Adam and Andrew attempt to better themselves—and thus the world around them—by taking a break from social media for a week. Will the break render them irrelevant? Will they sanctimoniously feel like they're better than everyone else for doing it? Will Ben realize he has the social media addiction of a petulant tween? All will be revealed. Featuring standup comedy clips from Mo Welch and Dave Ross! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of the month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more! Get your own official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices