Advice Fight

The boys attempt to speak more intelligently. The pressure is on as Ben, Adam, and Andrew attempt to share stories of adolescent heartbreak without saying the words "like" or "um," thus sounding more literate and intelligent. And what's there to make sure they do just that? A trusty spatula from Andrew's kitchen—if any member of the Grawlix slips up, the other members get to hit them on the hand as hard as they can, like a schoolmarm in some terrifying British movie. Want to sound smarter? Get ready for a little pain. Featuring standup clips from Miriam Moreno and Mat Alano-Martin! Visit our Patreon page for outtakes and bonus goodies from this episode and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andrew tries online dating. In an attempt to get him back out there on the playing field, Ben and Adam write an online dating profile for Andrew. Meanwhile, Andrew challenges Ben and Adam to improve their own love lives by taking their respective wives out on dates of Andrew's design. Love is in the air. Featuring standup clips from Nick Vatterott and Lizzy Cooperman! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of the month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes, outtakes and bonus goodies from this episode! Go out to dinner wearing your own official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys eat at restaurants they would never in a million years otherwise consider. You know those restaurants that you've driven by a million times? The ones that have all but blurred into the wallpaper of your morning commute? Establishments that you hardly even notice anymore except to maybe wonder, "How does that place stay open? Who in their right mind actually eats there?" The answer to that question is the Grawlix. The Grawlix eat there. In this episode anyway, as a way to escape their usual routines. The results are...surprising. Featuring standup comedy clips from Debra DiGiovanni and our own Adam Cayton-Holland. Enjoy! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of the month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! The boys made a video of the Grilled Cheese Glory Hole in action—support us on Patreon to see that video, photos of Andrew's meal, and so much more! Go out to dinner wearing your own official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys take a much-needed break from social media. For the inaugural episode of "The Grawlix Saves the World," Ben, Adam and Andrew attempt to better themselves—and thus the world around them—by taking a break from social media for a week. Will the break render them irrelevant? Will they sanctimoniously feel like they're better than everyone else for doing it? Will Ben realize he has the social media addiction of a petulant tween? All will be revealed. Featuring standup comedy clips from Mo Welch and Dave Ross! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of the month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more! Get your own official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices