Advice Fight

Last year we took 25 challenges to better the world around us by bettering ourselves. But which challenge was the best? Our Patreon supporters voted on the best episode of 2022—here's their top choice! And never fear, we'll be back next Tuesday, January 10th, with a brand-new season of The Grawlix Saves the World! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, January 28th with Dave Ross and Nina Davis! See Adam taping his new comedy special at the Bug Theatre on January 13th Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are crazy for holiday hunks! Hark! In this episode of Boi Crazy, our podcast within the podcast, we earnestly assess the hunkitude of TWELVE hunks from the movies, magic and myth that make Christmas so special. Who made it onto our Nice list? Who's been very naughty? Listen to find out! Enjoy this little sip and then listen to the full episode or watch the full episode—along with every other episode of Boi Crazy—on our Patreon! We'll be back on January 10th with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World. Until then, stay Boi Crazy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys take another crack at challenges from the past year. As the Grawlix Saves the World bravely prepares for another challenge-filled year ahead, we cast our gaze backward, to the challenges we've completed in 2022, to see if redoing one might also improve the world. For how can we save the future, if we cannot save the past? Featuring standup comedy clips from Lizzy Wolfson and Jordan Doll! LINKS: See Adam perform live at Goodnights in Raleigh, North Carolina on December 29th and 30th See Ben live at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, CO on December 29th Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Find inner peace when you wear a piece of official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys embrace the World Cup. Delirious with World Cup Fever, Adam challenges Ben and Andrew to immerse themselves in the greatest sporting event in the world. Featuring standup comedy clips from Mike Mulloy and Courtney Maginnis! LINKS: See Adam live at Planet of the Tapes in Louisville, Kentucky on December 2nd and 3rd See Ben live at the Denver Comedy Underground on December 2nd and 3rd See Ben live at Cumston Hall in Monmouth, Maine on December 10th Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube—and now DISCORD! Get your kicks with some merch de Grawlix! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys try to share happy memories, and only happy memories. Frustrated by their shared proclivity for only remembering the worst moments in their childhoods, Ben and Andrew decide to mine their respective pasts for positive memories, just in time for the holiday season with family. Meanwhile, Adam dicks around on his phone. Featuring standup comedy clips from Brandie Posey and Dave Ross! PLUGS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, November 26th with Dave Ross, Lizzy Wolfson and more! See Adam headlining the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado on Friday, November 18th, and Saturday, November 19th See Ben perform standup comedy at charity benefit for the family of Johnny Crow at The O in Denver on Saturday, November 19th See Ben perform at the Roaring Donkey in Petaluma, CA on November 20th See Adam headlining Comedy Works in Denver on Black Friday, November 25th See Andrew headlining Comedy Works in Denver on Saturday, November 26th AFTER The Grawlix live show See Ben headlining Comedy Works on Sunday, November 27th LINKS: Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube—and now DISCORD! Remember that time you wanted to get your own official Grawlix merch? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys make spooky one-minute movies with their kids. Filled to the absolute brim with Halloween spirit, Andrew challenges Ben and Adam to make short, scary movies. Then Ben says we should all include our kids. Then Adam says we should have our old pal Bobcat Goldthwait—acclaimed director and the man behind the camera for several spooky "Those Who Can't" episodes—come on and judge our efforts. And just like that, a Halloween tradition is born. Hail Satan! Featuring standup comedy clips from Jose Macall and Katie Bowman! WATCH OUR MINI HORROR MOVIES HERE! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, November 26th with Dave Ross and more! See Ben headlining Club Cafe in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on Friday, November 4th! See Adam headlining Comedy Works in Denver on Friday, November 25th See Andrew headlining Comedy Works in Denver on Saturday, November 26th AFTER The Grawlix live show Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook, and YouTube Don't be dressed like a frightful mess—get your own official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys confess their musical guilty pleasures. Fed up by the ridicule he received for attending a recent Dave Matthews concert, Adam demands Ben and Andrew share music they hate to admit that they love, and the trio spend a week taking it all in. Featuring standup comedy clips from Dave Hill and Gabby Gutierrez-Reed! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, October 29th with Jared Logan, Anthony Crawford, and Lee Robinson! See Ben live at Club Cafe in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on Friday, November 4th! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Toss out that ratty old band t-shirt and swaddle your bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are crazy for the hunks of the Fast & Furious universe. Enjoy this live episode from High Plains Comedy Festival, where we were joined by renowned hunk experts David Gborie and Chris Charpentier. We review our top picks from the FNFU and place a corona atop the head of the franchise's king hunk. Listen to the full episode of Boi Crazy here! patreon.com/grawlixsaves Listen to the original challenge where we watched all of the FNFU movies in one week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys get body positive. Fresh off a swimming challenge where they appeared alongside Olympians in speedos, Team Grawlix mandates an emergency body positivity challenge. Featuring standup comedy clips from Felicia Folkes and Caitlin Peluffo, live from High Plains Comedy Festival! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, October 29th with Jared Logan and Anthony Crawford! See Adam live at the Bottlerocket Social Hall in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on Friday, October 7th Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Feel comfortable in your own skin when you're dressed in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys get their swim on—with coaching from actual Olympic athletes. Reasoning that it's never a bad idea to improve one's swimming skills, the boys take like ducks to water and compete in three separate water challenges with help from not one, not two, but THREE Olympic swimmers. Featuring standup comedy clips from Dan Soder and David Gborie! An Olympic-sized swimming pool of thanks to the University of Denver's Ritchie Center, Elliot Lang for setting up this challenge, and our incredible Olympian coaches Tommy Hannan, Blake Worsley, and Sebastien Rousseau! LINKS: No live show at the Bug Theatre this month! Instead, go see the Grawlix live at Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado on Thursday, September 29th! See Adam live at the Bottlerocket Social Hall in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on Friday, October 7th Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Be the coolest fool at the pool dressed in your own Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are crazy for those hunky heroes on a half shell! Cowabunga! In this episode of Boi Crazy, our podcast within the podcast, we earnestly assess the hunkitude of all four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles—Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michaelangelo. Which turt is the most pert? Listen to find out! Listen to the full episode and find past episodes of Boi Crazy on Patreon! We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World. Until then, stay Boi Crazy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys try to not drive for a week. Inspired by the City of Denver's initiative offering free public transportation in August, the boys try to go without a car for a week. Featuring standup comedy clips from our own Andrew Orvedahl and Shanel Hughes! Special thanks to our supporters on Patreon who voted for this challenge! LINKS: See Andrew headlining at Comedy Works Downtown in Denver on Wednesday, September 7th See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival in Denver, September 8th-10th—join us for our live standup show AND our first-ever live recording of Boi Crazy! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Make everyone at your bus stop swoon when they see you in your own Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys try to clean up their potty mouths. Challenged by loyal listeners to reign in their freewheelin' linguistic ways, Ben, Adam and Andrew turn to the age-old remedy of the Swear Jar to curb their cursing. Featuring standup comedy clips from Ryan Belleville and Chanel Ali! Thanks to everyone on Patreon who voted for this challenge! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE this Saturday, August 27th with Sara Schaefer and Lindsay Adams at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! See Andrew headlining at Comedy Works Downtown in Denver on Wednesday, September 7th See the Grawlix with dozens of the funniest comics in the world at High Plains Comedy Festival, September 8th-10th Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Show your profanity pride with official #%!@$ Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys try on organized religion. Despite being staunchly anti-religious, Adam challenges the boys to each attend a religious service of their choosing. Featuring standup comedy clips from Aaron Urist and Ester Steinberg! LINKS: See Ben opening for the band Off With Their Heads on August 12th in Manchester, NH and August 13th in Malden, MA See Ben and Adam on Saturday, August 20th with Miriam Moreno at the Bread Bar in Silver Plume, Colorado! See The Grawlix LIVE on Saturday, August 27th with Sara Schaefer and Lindsay Adams at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Follow us on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook It's a sin to go through life without any Grawlix merch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys test the therapeutic merits of a rage room. Realizing that they're angry and reacting disproportionately to perceived slights—and by "they," we of course mean Ben—the boys decide to let out some of their anger by paying a lot of money to smash shit in a shack. Featuring standup comedy clips from Matt Braunger and Anthony Crawford! LINKS: Follow us on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook for a few visual appetizers of this rage room challenge! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, and for a veritable rage buffet of bonus videos from our trip to the rage room! See The Grawlix LIVE on Saturday, July 30th with Casey James Salengo, Courtney Maginnis Salengo, and Shanel Hughes at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! See Adam perform his one-man show "Happy Place" on Saturday, August 6th at The Improv Shop in St. Louis! Don't get angry—get Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys address their time management skills while on the clock. Producer Ron challenges the boys to take a look at how they waste time in their daily lives, drops a bombshell announcement that he will not be cutting anything from this episode, and then demands that Adam, Andrew and Ben finish the podcast in exactly sixty minutes. Chaos ensues. Featuring standup comedy clips from Kyle Ayers and Katrina Davis! LINKS: Listen to the ad-free, exactly 60-minute version on Patreon! See Adam Cayton-Holland at The Crocodile in Seattle, WA on Thursday, July 14th! See Ben's band SPELLS playing with Churchfire and Meek at Lost Lake Lounge in Denver on Wednesday, July 20th! See Andrew Orvedahl headlining the Denver Comedy Lounge on July 22nd and 23rd! See The Grawlix LIVE with Casey James Salengo, Courtney Maginnis Salengo, and Shanel Hughes at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Don't waste another minute—get your own Grawlix merch today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are crazy for the hunks of the 1993 film "Dazed and Confused!" Alright, alright, alright! In this episode of Boi Crazy, our pod within the pod, we earnestly appraise the hunks of the legendary teen summer classic, "Dazed and Confused!" We size up the hunkitude of Pink (Jason London), Benny (Cole Hauser), Pickford (Shawn Andrews), Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) and more—and then we crown the hunkiest Moontower boy of them all. We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World. Until then, stay Boi Crazy! LINKS: Listen to the full episode, watch the full video, and find past episodes of Boi Crazy on Patreon! See The Grawlix LIVE with Casey James Salengo, Courtney Salengo, and Shanel Hughes at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Saturday, May 28th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys stare into the mirror that is their e-mail inboxes. Ending his streak of his good suggestions for the podcast, Andrew challenges Ben and Adam to clear out their inboxes completely, and they, in turn, hate him for it. Featuring standup comedy clips from Salma Zaky and Sammy Obeid! And more birthday shout-outs to our Patreon supporters! LINKS: Here's that email inbox unsubscription service that Producer Ron suggested See Adam Cayton-Holland at The Crocodile in Seattle, WA on Thursday, July 14th! See Andrew Orvedahl headlining the Denver Comedy Lounge on July 22nd and 23rd! See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of the month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more! Check your email while dressed in a brand new piece of Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys take quizzes to determine how they behave in relationships. FInding themselves newly single and not-at-all ready to mingle, Ben and Andrew decide to take a quiz to find their "attachment styles" in relationships and how to be better partners. Adam does as well, but from a place of comfortable superiority. Featuring standup comedy clips from Emma Arnold and Georgia Comstock, and birthday shout-outs to some of our Patreon supporters! Here's the attachment styles quiz that the boys took! Here's a different attachment styles quiz from NPR that doesn't require sharing your email address! See Adam Cayton-Holland at the Newport Theater in Chicago on Thursday, June 16th See Ben Roy filming his first one-hour special at Comedy Works in Denver on Sunday, June 19th See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of every month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more! Get attached to a brand new piece of Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys better the world for their dogs. We all love our dogs like children, yet often we take them for granted—so the boys decide to give each of their respective pups a special day to appreciate them before they’re gone. Featuring standup comedy clips from our own Andrew Orvedahl and Adam Cayton-Holland! See Ben and Adam performing at the Clinton Street Theater in Portland, Oregon on Friday, June 3rd See Ben filming his first one-hour special at Comedy Works in Denver on See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of every month at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver! Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more! Dress up your dog in Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys employ daily journaling of spontaneous prose to get their creative juices flowing. In April of 1951, Jack Kerouac sat down at a typewriter for three weeks and poured On The Road onto a now-legendary scroll. In May of 2022, Adam, Andrew and Ben tried to sit down in front of a journal every morning for a week and then write down whatever comes out of their heads. And literature, as we know it, was shook off its axis anew. Featuring standup comedy clips from Rosalie Jaymes-Taylor and Brock Wilbur! Special thanks to The Artist's Way by Julia Cameron for inventing morning pages (and everyone who suggested this challenge)! LINKS See Andrew headlining Comedy Works in Denver on May 19th and May 22nd! Then go see Adam headlining Comedy Works in Denver on May 25th! See all three Grawlix live with Amy Miller, Katrina Davis, Salma Zaky, and Michael Isaacs at the Bug Theatre in Denver on May 28th! Wake up and share your spontaneous thoughts with us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook! Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more! Treat yourself to some Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are crazy for the hunks who've played Batman! It's another episode of Boi Crazy, our podcast-within-the-podcast, where we earnestly appraise pop culture's hottest hunks! Special guest Rory Scovel joins us to evaluate seven hunks from the Batman franchise—Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, Ben Affleck, and Robert Pattinson—and then we crown the hunkiest Batman of them all. We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World. Until then, stay Boi Crazy! LINKS: Listen to the full episode, watch the full video, and find past episodes of Boi Crazy on Patreon! See The Grawlix LIVE with Amy Miller, Katrina Davis, Michael Isaacs, and Salma Zaky at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Saturday, May 28th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys turn to crystals for spiritual guidance. Momentarily shelving the signature cynicism that oozes out of their every pore, Adam, Andrew and Ben EARNESTLY embrace crystals—seeking guidance, enlightenment, and just good vibes, man, from a bunch of stones purchased in a store. Featuring standup comedy clips from Kristin Lytie and David Gborie! LINKS: See we Grawlix three performing all weekend at the Chief Bicycle & Comedy Festival in Trinidad, Colorado on May 6th-7th See Andrew headlining Comedy Works in Denver on May 19th and May 22nd Bestow your crystalline wisdom upon us via Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more. You know what's luckier than a piece of polished quartz? Some hot Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sean Jordan invites the boys to attempt an old-fashioned push-up challenge. Championing the philosophy that trying hard things always betters the world, friend of the pod Sean Jordan challenges Adam, Andrew and Ben to do 100 push-ups, every day, for a week. Featuring standup comedy clips from Sean himself, headlining at our live show! LINKS: See video of Sean and the boys doing pushups on day 1 of the challenge! See Sean's video of doing 40 skateboard tricks for his 40th birthday See Adam headlining Comedy Works South in Denver on April 20th See Ben headlining Comedy Works South in Denver on April 27th See The Grawlix LIVE at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Saturday, April 30th with Emma Arnold! Show us all the places you shup on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more. Swaddle your new pushup-chiseled bod with official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys get their survivalist on and prep backpacks for the End Times. Bravely sharing a paranoid side of himself that Ben and Adam always suspected—but never cared enough to confirm—Andrew challenges everyone to prep backpacks that they can grab quickly in an apocalyptic emergency scenario and improve their chances of survival. Featuring standup comedy clips from Janae Burris and Zach Reinert! LINKS: See Andrew at Infinite Monkey Theorem in Denver on Wednesday, April 6th See Ben at Loonees Comedy Corner in Colorado Springs on April 8th and 9th See Adam perform his one-man show, Happy Place, at Union Hall in Brooklyn, New York on April 9th See The Grawlix LIVE at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Saturday, April 30th with Emma Arnold! Tell us what's in your bug out bag on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more. Did you know that you an fashion a tourniquet out of a t-shirt? Save a life with official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys try to read the most difficult novel of all time. In a week. In a passive-aggressive Hail Mary for the ages, Ben lashes out at Adam's literary prowess and challenges the group to read James Joyce's Ulysses in seven days. And thus was born "The Ulysses Challenge," which will no doubt sweep TikTok! Featuring standup comedy clips from Hannah Jones and our own Adam Cayton-Holland! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Saturday, March 26th with Anthony DeVito, Kelsey Rosen, John-Michael Bond, and BK Sharad! See Adam live in Denver at Comedy Works Downtown on March 23rd! Tell us how quickly you read Ulysses on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more. Don't get caught naked in the rain—festoon your nude bod with official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are crazy for the hunks of "Young Guns" and "Young Guns II" It's a shoot out at the Boi-K Corral! In this episode of our pod within the pod, Boi Crazy, we earnestly appraise those cattle-punchin' hunks of the "Young Guns" franchise. Dig your spurs into this tasty teaser for free, then support us on Patreon to hear (and see) the whole hunk! We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World. Until then, stay Boi Crazy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys try to save the world by donating blood. Adam calls bullshit on the entire premise of the podcast—threatening the fragile cash-cow from whose supple teet we sup!—and then challenges Ben and Andrew to put undeniable good into the world by donating blood. Featuring standup comedy clips from Mo Welch and Jordan Doll! Special thanks to Brooke Way and all of the fine folks at Vitalant's Denver West Donation Center. Schedule YOUR blood donation today at any of Vitalant's 120+ donation centers in the US or your own local blood bank! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Saturday, March 26th with Anthony DeVito, Kelsey Rosen, John-Michael Bond, and BK Sharad! See Ben live in Denver at Comedy Works Downtown on March 9th! See Adam live in Brooklyn at Union Hall on April 9th! Say hello, ask questions, and pay us compliments on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus content (like our next episode of Boi Crazy!), exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, and more. Swaddle yourself in comfort—get your official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys try to pinpoint exactly when their families came to the United States. Concerned about their resentment of the vaping transplants e-scootering into their beloved city of Denver, the boys challenge themselves to de-NIMBY their brains—and have a little more empathy—by investigating when and why their ancestors first became strangers in this strange land. Featuring standup comedy clips from Miriam Moreno and Nolawee Mengist! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Saturday, February 26th with Sean Jordan, Ryan Belleville, and Georgia Comstock! Tell us all about your family's immigration story on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook Support us on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus content, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, a birthday shout-out, and more. Get comfy and cozers in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys get silly on psilocybin. Taking advantage of Denver's decriminalized psilocybin laws, the boys decide to take mushrooms. Like grown-ups. Deliberately, with a proper set and setting, and a specific intention. Or in Ben's case, for the first time ever, while wracked with fear. Featuring standup comedy clips from our pals Troy Walker and Myq Kaplan! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Saturday,February 26th with Sean Jordan, Ryan Belleville, and Georgia Comstock! Say hello and suggest challenge ideas to us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook Support our podcast on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus content, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, a birthday shout-out, and more! Dress from head to toe in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys clean up their texting habits. Let's face it, a lot of people just don't understand text etiquette. And nowhere is that more infuriating than in a group chat. Here at the Grawlix Saves the World, we're no different. And that's because of Andrew. But, because we are a team, we all take a look at our texting habits and apply some new rules to our thread. Featuring standup comedy clips from Lizzy Cooperman and Christian Duguay! Click here to see Ben's custom collection of GIFs! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Saturday, January 29th with Atsuko Okatsuka, Hannah Jones and John Davis! Say hello and suggest challenge ideas to us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook Support our podcast on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus content, exclusive merch, a video welcome message from Ben, a birthday shout-out, and more! Dress from head to toe in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys write and deliver each other's eulogies. Bothered by the fact that we only seem to celebrate those we love after they're gone, Adam challenges Ben and Andrew to all write eulogies for one another in the first-ever Grawlix live funeral! Featuring standup comedy and British-reality-show-style judging by Matt Kirshen! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Saturday, January 29th! Say hello and suggest challenge ideas to us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook Support our podcast on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus content, exclusive merch, a video message from Ben, a birthday shout-out and more! Find your drip with official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this steamy episode of our pod within the pod, Boi Crazy, we rank the hunks of Full House, Step By Step, and Family Matters (aka the three most successful shows of ABC's legendary TGIF television programming block). Dig in to this tasty teaser for free, then support us on Patreon to hear the whole hunk! We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World. Until then, stay Boi Crazy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys reflect upon the world that they saved. Wow. Fifty episodes. We simply cannot believe it. To celebrate the occasion, the boys reflect upon the last two years and each pick their top episodes—the self-improvement challenges that had the greatest impact on their lives. And then we crown the GSTW Winner of the First 50! All hail the new champ! Featuring standup clips from Justine Marino and Josh Blue! LINKS: See the Grawlix Saves the World LIVE at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Thursday, December 30th! Tell us about your favorite episodes on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook Support our podcast on Patreon and receive ad-free episodes, bonus content, exclusive merch, a video message from Ben, a birthday shout-out and more! Give us feedback in a quick five-minute survey (no personal information required) Take care of ALL your holiday shopping with official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys attempt baking treats for a holiday party. Well sir, it's the holiday season and here at Grawlix GloboCorp LTD that can only mean one thing—our annual company holiday party. A raucous bacchanal of EDM, brotherhood, and pure, unfiltered sexual energy. You know, the holidays. As if that wasn't enough, the boys attempt a baking challenge, each presenting their pastries for the appraisal of the Grawlix board of directors. Who will win? Who will even survive? The answers will unveil themselves the day after the party, and we'll all have a lot of apologizing to do. Featuring standup clips from our own sweet boys, Benjamin Roy and Andrew Orvedahl! (The recipes will be available on our website and our Patreon page next week) LINKS: See the Grawlix Saves the World LIVE at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Thursday, December 30th! Check out our Patreon page for ad-free episodes, bonus content, exclusive merch, a video message from Ben, a birthday shout-out and more! Take care of ALL your holiday shopping with official Grawlix merch! Follow The Grawlix on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook Give us feedback in a quick five-minute survey (no personal information collected!) See Andrew at his new show, Dungeon Party, at Rise Comedy Club in Denver on Friday, December 3rd See Adam perform standup at The Comedy Club of Kansas City on December 10th and 11th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys assemble their holiday self-care kits. The holidays can be tricky for anyone, WHAT WITH THE OMNIPRESENT JUDGEMENT OF THE ALL-KNOWING CHRIST KING. And because The Grawlix Saves the World has been (and always will be) a vengeful Old Testament type of podcast, the boys challenge one another to create holiday self-care kits—three items that bring them comfort and joy—to help them navigate the trials and tribulations of Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Solstice, Boxing Day, Las Posadas and ALL the special days of this yuletide season. TREMBLE BEFORE OUR GOD. TREMBLE IN SHAME. Featuring standup comedy clips from Shane Torres and Kate McLachlan! LINKS: Check out our Patreon page for ad-free episodes, bonus content, exclusive merch, a video message from Ben, a birthday shout-out and more! Take care of ALL your holiday shopping with official Grawlix merch! Follow The Grawlix on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook See Adam perform his one-man show, Happy Place, at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins on Wednesday, November 17th See the Grawlix perform standup comedy live at the Comedy Fort on Friday, November 26th See the Grawlix LIVE at the historic Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 27th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys try to scare the bejesus out of each other through horror movies. If you're a fan of the pod, you know that Andrew and Adam have been going pretty hard at ole Ben Roy lately with a string of challenges designed to make him face his fears. So, in this episode, Ben turns the tables—well, on Adam, anyway—by forcing him to watch the scariest horror movies that the trio can muster. The boys give themselves one week to watch three films: The Descent, Gaia, and The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Andrew, who loves horror movies, is happier than a pig in shit, but his time is coming as well. [insert horror cliffhanger violin screech] Featuring standup comedy clips from Jordan Doll and Debra DiGiovanni! LINKS: Visit our Patreon page for ad-free episodes, bonus content, exclusive merch, a video message from Ben, a birthday shout-out and more! We've got new merch! Follow The Grawlix on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook See Adam headlining at Comedy Works Downtown in Denver, CO on November 10th See Ben headlining at Savage Henry Comedy Club in Eureka, CA on November 12th-13th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Behold! It's another episode of our pod within the pod, Boi Crazy! Baseball season has come to an end and the World Series is underway—far away—which has us feeling wistful for those hunktastic homerun heroes of the Colorado Rockies in the 1990s, the Blake Street Bombers. In this very important and extremely necessary episode of Boi Crazy, we earnestly objectify baseball legends Larry Walker, Andrés Galarraga, Vinny Castillo, Dante Bichette, and Ellis Burks. Don't know a thing about the Colorado Rockies? Don't like baseball? It really doesn't matter! Slip on your hunk-judging goggles and sneak into the dugout with us. And if you are a baseball fan—especially a fan of the Rockies—hoo doggy, buckle up. You are in for a treat. Click here for the uncut and uncensored video of this episode, where you can see us reacting to photos of these hunks in real time! We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World. Until then, stay Boi Crazy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys "live off the land" by tasting some exotic mountain meats. Live podcast episode! We eat exotic mountain meats cooked by Producer Ron and Ben's son Milo! Yes, even Ben, who's a vegetarian! Earlier this month, we were invited to perform at the opening weekend at TACAW (The Arts Campus at Willits), an amazing new venue north of Aspen in Basalt, Colorado. The mountain peaks were dusted with snow, and the aspen leaves were popping off, and we Grawlix three were just feeling, like, really connected to nature, you know? So, we decided to try "living off the land" in front of a live audience—a.k.a. tasting three mystery dishes featuring iconic Colorado animals—all lovingly prepared by Producer Ron and Ben's son Milo. Did we all die of food poisoning? Listen and find out! Featuring standup comedy clips from Janae Burris and Chris Fairbanks! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at Altercation Comedy Festival in Austin, TX on October 27th See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver, CO on October 30th with Josh Blue, Brandon Patrick, and Kate Strobel! Check out Adam's new album, "Hot Takes," streaming exclusively on Pandora Get some %#!*$ merch! Follow The Grawlix on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook Want ad-free episodes, bonus content, merch and more? Visit our Patreon page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ben tackles one of his biggest fears. Adam and Andrew come along for the ride. If there's one thing that The Grawlix Saves the World is about, it's friends helping friends overcome. We always strive to provide a helping hand to one another, so that we may better surmount difficult, emotional hurdles. However, this episode features none of that. Andrew and Adam find out Ben is afraid of rollercoasters, so they make him ride one, like sadistic, unlicensed therapists. Featuring standup comedy clips from Georgia Comstock and Myq Kaplan! Click here to see photos of our trip to the amusement park for free on Patreon! LINKS: See the Grawlix LIVE on October 30th at the Bug Theatre in Denver with Josh Blue, Brandon Patrick, and Kate Strobel! Get some %#!*$ merch! Follow The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Want ad-free episodes, bonus content, merch and more? Visit our Patreon page! See Andrew and Ben at the Colexico Experience in Trinidad, CO and Raton, NM on October 15-17! See Ben at Comedy Works South in Denver on October 21! See Ben at Comedy House New Orleans on October 22-23! Order Andrew's new post-apocalyptic gaspunk western role-playing game, Duster! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you could write a letter to your adolescent self—a missive from the future to a younger, impressionable you—what would you say? And would you read that letter in front of an audience, and then let it be judged by your comedian friends Rory Scovel and Daniel Van Kirk, hosts of the amazing Pen Pals podcast?! The Grawlix boys would. And the result is a live show for the ages. Featuring standup comedy from Ester Steinberg and David Perdue! Enjoy! LINKS: Get tickets to see The Grawlix live at the Arts Campus at Willits in Basalt, Colorado RSVP to see a live recording of The Grawlix Saves the World for FREE NEW MERCH, WHO DIS? Follow The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Want ad-free episodes, bonus content, merch and more? Visit our Patreon page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sam Tallent is one of the foremost riffers in these United States. And certain parts of Canada. It was only natural, then, that he saunter into Riff City and issue a challenge to them Grawlix Boys—riff an entire set, record it, and bring it in for review. Will Riff City crown a new mayor? Listen and see! Featuring standup comedy clips from Sam T live at the Grawlix and from his new comedy special, "Waiting for Death to Claim Us." LINKS: Get tickets to the premiere of Sam's comedy special in Denver and Fort Collins! Join Sam's monthly mail club and get a special story this month written by Adam See Adam in Steamboat Springs, CO on September 10-11 See Ben in Wilmington, NC on September 10-11 See the Grawlix Saves the World LIVE with Daniel Van Kirk, David Perdue and Ester Steinberg at High Plains Comedy Festival on September 17 NEW MERCH, WHO DIS? Follow The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Want ad-free episodes, bonus content, merch and more? Visit our Patreon page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Summoning their inner Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor's (cocaine), Adam, Andrew and Ben vow to tackle home-repair projects they've been putting off—without calling any real men for help. Featuring standup comedy clips from Gabby Gutierrez-Reed and Mat Alano-Martin! LINKS: See The Grawlix live with Chris Fairbanks, Shane Torres, Janae Burris, Mike Mulloy, Kate McLachlan, and a special surprise guest at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver Follow The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Want ad-free episodes, bonus content, merch and more? Visit our Patreon page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eating healthy is hard. Eating healthy on a road trip—or as a traveling comedian—is damn near impossible. The boys discuss their dietary strategies while touring and their top breakfast, lunch, and dinner choices for the approval/judgement of famed fast-food lobbyist Troy Walker (Denver native and writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live!). Also featuring standup comedy clips from Troy! Huzzah! LINKS: Listen to the Late-Night Lightning Round on Patreon! Follow Troy Walker on Twitter and Instagram See Andrew at Civic Center Laughs in Denver on August 10 See Adam at The Laughing Tap in Milwaukee on August 20-21 See The Grawlix live with Chris Fairbanks, Janae Burris, Kate McLachlan, and a special surprise guest at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver Follow The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Want ad-free episodes, bonus content, merch and more? Visit our Patreon page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's right! It's another episode of our pod within the pod, Boi Crazy! They say sex sells, and we can't think of any group of salesmen sexier than those colorful hunks on fronts of cereal boxes. In this episode, we give rapid-fire appraisals for EIGHTEEN different cereal mascots—and then we each pick the three that we'd most like to, ahem, pour into our bowl. Click here to listen to the full episode—and watch the video—exclusively on Patreon We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World, featuring special guest Troy Walker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As July turns to August and summer begins to slip away, Ben, Andrew and Adam soak up every last drop by shuffling through their respective iPods and sharing their favorite summer jams with international playlist influencer Eliza Skinner. Featuring brand-new standup comedy clips from Justine Marino and Jacob Rupp! LINKS: Listen to our summer jams playlist on Spotify! Get tickets to see The Grawlix live at the historic Bug Theatre Follow Eliza Skinner on Twitter and Instagram Follow The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Check out Ben's new album, "Take the Sandwich" Visit our Patreon page to receive merch, stickers, bonus videos, and more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a week of trying (and failing} to use less plastic, we realized that we needed to stop bullshitting and talk to an expert. In this special bonus episode, we interview Will Hancock, a sales director for Plexus Recycling Technologies and a consultant to the recycling industry. Will takes us on the journey of a water bottle after it's tossed in a recycling bin and gives us the dirt on compostable plastics, companies that are turning plastic into jet fuel, ROBOTS WITH INFRARED VISION, and so much more. We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new, full episode of Grawlix Saves the World, but for now enjoy this bonus episode! LINKS: Recycling robots! Some of the cool companies that Will mentions: Biofabrik and Fulcrum BioEnergy Get tickets to see The Grawlix live at the historic Bug Theatre The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Visit our Patreon page to get ad-free episodes, merch, stickers, bonus videos, and more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just in time for Plastic Free July, The Grawlix attempt to cut plastic out of their lives for a week straight, only to find themselves helplessly torn between their desire to do the right thing and their love of seafood and takeout coffees. Featuring standup clips from Phoebe Bottoms and Mike Wiebe! LINKS: Get tickets to see The Grawlix live at the historic Bug Theatre Check out Ben's new album, "Take the Sandwich" Andrew's book recommendation, The World Without Us by Alan Weisman Ben's incredibly depressing documentary recommendation, "Seaspiracy" The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Visit our Patreon page to receive merch, stickers, bonus videos, and more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

High off the results of their positive push in the previous episode, Andrew, Adam and Ben become low-rent superheroes and scour the city for random acts of kindness they might provide. Featuring standup clips from Brandie Posey and Christian Duguay! LINKS: Check out Ben's new album, "Take the Sandwich" Help Danny Ramos recover from a hit & run car accident The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Visit our Patreon page to receive merch, stickers, bonus videos, and more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After Ben and Adam reveal they've got a case of the crankies, Andrew calls for an emergency positive push. Channeling the spirit of the late great Brody Stevens, the boys all commit to positive thinking for a week—by recording voice memos of all their negative thoughts. Oh, and then they have to play them for each other on the podcast. Will sharing private logs of their tantrums and bouts of self loathing help the boys set sail for more positive waters? Listen to find out! Featuring standup clips from Matt Kirshen and Debra DiGiovanni! LINKS: Get tickets to see the Grawlix LIVE in Denver on June 26th! The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Visit our Patreon page to see photos of the sculptures (free for everyone!) and an uncut video of the Zoom sprinkle (Patreon exclusive) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices