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<p>My oh my. What a colossal episode this is. We step into a world of fun with our very own Josh Potter. He gives us some real insight into some super neato musicians and the super cool people who support them. R. Kelly being exhibit A. </p> <p>THEN, one of our all time faves - Wheeler Walker Jr. returns. He's married with a baby now, but will forever be the poon king to us. His voice is angelic but it's the way Ol' Wheeler doesn't hold back on anything that really wins over our hearts. </p> <p>NEXT, legendary Oakland rapper Too $hort is in the building with his Blow The Whistle co-host Kevin Blatt. Tommy nerds out on how Get In Where You Fit In was his high school theme music and how embarrassed he was to find out he quoted it incorrectly in his last special, Disgraceful. </p> <p>Blatt fills us in on the world of sex tapes - how to sell them and more importantly - how to make them go away. </p> <p>Epic episode, Jean. </p>

<p>We've got all kinds of goodies in this one. The creators and stars of Comedy Central's <em>Corporate</em> stop by for an honest, funny chat with the Water Champ and Christina. Matt Ingebretson and Jake Weisman are hilarious dudes who fit right in and amazingly, Jake suffers from the same problem that Josh Potter has - trouble finishing the sex. </p> <p>Can Jake coach Josh into creaming on command? </p> <p>AND </p> <p>Big Brown Brendan Schaub stops by. As always, hilarious and on POINT. He brings that BDE and the whole studio comes alive. </p> <p>Pull em up and leave em there!</p>

<p>We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking). </p> <p>Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime. </p> <p>Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX. </p>

<p>If the juice is expired, you should get a new juice, but if it isn't and you're just crazy - we are HERE for it!</p> <p>We have BREAKING NEWS as it turns out that Christina actually likes, wait no, LOVES crime shows. Who's the big psycho now?</p> <p>Dirty John is the truth and CP is obsessed. </p> <p>AND Jussie Smollett appears to be in some real trouble - we get into it. </p> <p>PLUS the great Greg Fitzsimmons joins us and as always is absolutely hilarious. </p> <p>AND Kyle Kinane is in the building - a long overdue get down with one of comedy's finest. He is really amazed by the McDonald's debacle. </p>

<p>The Bruiser Brigade is in the building. Who knew that Detroit's own, Danny Brown would be such a natural fit in the mommy dome? </p> <p>Fit? We're talking first ballot hall of famer. Pull your jeans up over your ears and let this one remind you why you swore to the denim gods to begin with. </p> <p>AND, we found a guy that is SO COOL he actually breaks the mold of the Cool Guy Club and we think he has formed a new club?</p> <p>Just wait til you hear what this Nick fella has to say. </p>

<p>Who cares what clips or drops we play during this episode. None of it matters because legendary hip hop MC, Big Daddy Kane is in the studio. </p> <p>We get to ask everything we've always wanted to ask about coming up in the rap game, writing hit songs and did something actually happen with Madonna?!?</p> <p>This is an epic episode that will forever live in Tommy's heart. From our jeans to yours, let out your best, SUP KANE.</p>

<p>What kind of dude brings a dead raccoon into a restaurant? A cool SF dude. We have the tape to prove it. </p> <p>Plus, we heard that a fake orgasm can be detected if you really slow down the audio on it. Was Uncle Terry faking it? Here's a test. </p> <p>All time favorite derelict Yoshi is back! He talks about more medical experimenting, prostitutes and uses his astute ear to guess which porn performer is screaming into his headphones. Be sure to listen to The Last Days of August available now on audible. </p> <p>AND our original OG son, Redban stops by and we catch up on his ridiculous life. He's our big boy now and he also tells us probably the most disgusting story of all time, which is really saying something on this podcast. Also, Redban would go gay for about $500K. Not a bad deal. </p> <p> </p>

<p>This one is a game-changer. Get ready. First we share an astonishing update from the McDonald's people that will forever change this podcast and fast food. It's too good to share here. </p> <p>PLUS, what is really up with our Uncle Terry? Is he shameless or liberated? We discuss. </p> <p>AND did Tommy ruin a romantic shower with Tina by letting his raisin cake open up? Find out. </p> <p>We also have Neal Brennan, who is featured on Comedians Of The World, which just came out on Netflix. He also released 3 Mics, a Netflix original you should definitely watch. </p> <p>AND Pete Holmes who stars in HBO's Crashing stops by and gets deep in only ways Pete can. He isn't that tall, but he is very bright and made us have all the feels in our time together. </p> <p>Watch CRASHING Sunday's at 10pm on HBO. </p>

<p>Sometimes reading the bible brings you peace and sometimes it reminds you that you beat your wife. Er, we better let the good Pastor explain this one. </p> <p>PLUS, the viewers had a lot to say about the new set. Will our corporate sponsor help explain the choices we made? We hope so. </p> <p>AND The Cool Guy Club keeps growing. What's that? Well, we just happen to luck out and have a lot of cool guys appear on our show. This week might have the coolest guy of all. He's a toy reviewer!</p> <p>AND the very funny Liza Treyger joins us in studio to talk about her love life, her fascination with porn and a lot more. </p> <p>We're lovin it!</p>

<p>It's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows. </p> <p>It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and all the wonderful clips and conversations that keep your jeans so high and tight. </p> <p>When Christina was anxious last week what did Tommy show her to calm her down? It may not have been the best idea. </p> <p>PLUS, Louie CK's new set was leaked and ripped to shreds. T&C weigh in. </p> <p>AND, they are joined by Dr. Drew to discuss his new podcast, Dr. Drew After Dark where he examines clips from YMH and how Tom and Tina reacted to them. Plus Drew will talk to a comedian and explore what's going on under the hood with them. </p> <p>AND Ryan Sickler steps in for a hilarious conversation and to talk about his new podcast, The Honeydew. Sickler will have rotating guest hosts, and guests to discuss low points in their lives and how they found their way up and out of them.</p> <p>All the podcasts will be available on their own RSS feeds for download or on YMH Youtube channel. Pull em up!</p> <p>Finally Andrew Santino stops in and once again kills it in the guest chair. His new show, Whiskey Ginger</p>

<p>Well Jean, here we are. Another year, another pair of tightly worn denim. </p> <p>Sadly this is the last episode we will have done in the "old" home studio, but we are so excited to be moving to our new spot, Studio Jeans.</p> <p>Christina and Tom recall all the studio they've done the show in and explore a very nice young man who is looking for a nice thin virgin to accompany him to pain clinics. </p> <p>Plus, we have the FX producer from Tip Toes on the phone AND Josh Potter is back to not talk about serial killers, but instead, sex toys - much more fun, we promise!</p> <p>Happy New Year, go get it, Jean!</p> <p> </p>

<p class="p1"><span class="s1">She's back, comedian, radio-host and jitterbug dancer, Nikki Glaser is in the building for an instant classic. We review some of the cool, neat, raw men with Nikki since she's single and we think most of these guys are too.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Plus Fart Simpson can retire now. His most epic prank call ever had us laughing so hard we played it 3 times!</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Goodnight, Julia!</span></p>

<p>Uh-oh, better check all your previous tweets, thoughts, voice recordings and more! They're coming for you and want that apology. You giving in? Kevin Hart said, "No, thank you" to the Academy and comedians around the world are forever grateful. </p> <p>Plus we have the good stuff. An amazing YMH EXCLUSIVE! It turns out that Julia kept an extra video from Joe and she's held on to it all this time until now. We have that video! Get that vomit bag ready for another winner from Joe. </p> <p>Comedian/actor Adam "The Voice" Ray joins us in studio and he is a natural fit. Check out his podcast About Last Night that he does with another YMH alum, Brad Williams. </p> <p>We also have some video special affects that you'll have to check out the Youtube page to truly appreciate. </p>

<p>Oh. My. Jeans. This episode has it all: Farts, Serial Killers (not Tommy) explained in detail by Josh Potter, JULIA with the full story of how she received those AWFUL video messages!</p> <p>AND the great and hilarious KYLE DUNNIGAN joins us in studio to discuss his amazing instagram videos, his chaotic dating life, a faster path to SMASHING and how much $ it would take to spend the night with a lady nobody finds attractive. </p> <p> </p>

<p>Darts? Farts? Why not both? Such a special thing to bring two beautiful things together. </p> <p>We have some really fun guessing games for you today in our Drugs or Mental Illness segment AND this Horrible or Hilarious is sure to make you HOWL!</p> <p>The "Julia" submissions keep making us laugh and you give us some great advice on Tom's scrum problem (Christina's mouth problem). </p> <p>AND the great Fahim Anwar sits with us to discuss his new sketch special GOAT FACE, which can be seen on Comedy Central as this audio drops!</p> <p>Go get it!</p>

<p>Jeans are back up and on and thankfully no more fire in our hood. </p> <p>We are BLESSED this episode to be joined by comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! His new album, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF is out now and currently #1 on iTunes. It's definitely worth your time - go ahead and check that one out, playa!</p> <p>AND, Sean Anders the writer-director of INSTANT FAMILY stops by for a long conversation. It's real and neat and raw. </p> <p>This is one of our faves in a long time, JULIA. Mmwaahh!</p>

<p>Fire! It's everywhere out here. This week is not your usual recording. We are alone, without guests and honestly more than a little freaked out by these outrageous firestorms. </p> <p>We wanted to try and get a quick episode in before we evacuate. We were able to have some laughs and just be super silly which was probably more for us than ever before. </p> <p>These fires are freaky and deadly and we're just happy we had a moment to get our family together before taking off. </p> <p>Thanks for all you thoughts, Jean. </p>

<p>A dream come true. Tom Green, one of the funniest and most original voices of the last 25 years comes over and chops it up with the Mommy's. </p> <p>We discuss his incredible rise to fame, his dedication to his pranks, how his life changed and what he's up to today. </p> <p>PLUS, more ridiculous clips that you send in and a whole lot more. </p> <p> </p>

<p>Christina's new special The Degenerates is out on Netflix! Check it out, Jean. </p> <p> </p> <p>Plus this episode is full of ladies! Ladies who shut it down, ladies who yell and scream, ladies with amazing email questions and two remarkable lady guests. </p> <p>First, the great Whitney Cummings is a great, hilarious hang. We get into it with her in all the best ways. </p> <p>AND Kate Chastain from Bravo TV's hit show, Below Deck joins us to discuss all things Yachty. Get ready to fantasize with us.</p>

<p>The internet giveth and we taketh with pride! We have a solo act that we think you're all really going to like in a drug hazed, terrifying kind of way. </p> <p>Tommy can find comfort in an Aussie mate who also has what appears to be a most disloyal wife!</p> <p>Plus what makes you feel better than really cheap people who express how cheap they are on a reality show. Listen and you'll see what we mean. </p> <p>And the very funny and open Annie Lederman joins us in studio. She shares incredible and sometimes enraging stories about her upbringing and she's hilarious.</p> <p>Almost forgot we found a gem of a Rosie O'Donnell movie that we can't wait to watch. We have a sneak peek!</p>

<p>Comedy isn't supposed to be sexy. Try telling that to this weeks guest. Chad Daniels isn't just one of the best comedians on the planet, he's extremely handsome and a master of Road Beave. Just ask the women of Asia, where Chad smashed for a week straight a few years back when he was filming I Need You To Kill, the documentary he appeared in with Tom and Pete Lee. </p> <p>This week we feature more deeply troubled people. Are they high? Not sure. Are they mentally stable? Doesn't appear so. Plus you the listener writes in about bum kisses, ball tugs, grandma's too old for the toilet and so much more. </p> <p>More psycho test questions too - wish Jada Pinkett would take it!</p>

<p>Pull up those jeans and tighten your belt, this one is epic. </p> <p>We bring you our first unofficial round of On Drugs or Mentally Ill? This one comes from Starbucks and this lady really loses it. We couldn't feel more connected to the barista that (apparently) told her to get off her phone. This is a rare feat for us since normally Tommy is plotting barista harm. Don't worry, later we find a customer who is Tommy's soul mate - for all the wrong reasons. </p> <p>PLUS, the great Josh Potter joins us in studio to share some of the strangest and most offensive adult entertainment he could find and it's as hilarious as it is disturbing.</p> <p>AND we have Felipe Esparza join us for a quality talk about comedy, life, drugs and a lot more. He's so hilarious and we already want him back. </p> <p>Check him, fools.</p>

<p>Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are. </p> <p>It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH. </p> <p>More evidence that not only is Christine a snitch, she's a hypocrite too!</p> <p>Plus SNL alum Finesse Mitchell stops by to talk some ish and promote his new special, The Spirit Told Me To Tell You, coming to Showtime October 19.</p>

<p>Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your beans. Should we condemn or celebrate this disturbed man?</p> <p>Are Bert and Ernie gay? Uh, yeahhhh.</p> <p>Plus we finally solve the FGTRTD mystery, we read your emails and above all else we are beyond thrilled to have Ethan and Hila Klein of H3 Podcast in studio with us. </p> <p>They are delightful, hilarious and sweet to no end. Learn how these two Ted's fell in love, rose to fame on YouTube and more. </p> <p>Try it out!</p>

<p>Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your beans. Should we condemn or celebrate this disturbed man?</p> <p>Are Bert and Ernie gay? Uh, yeahhhh.</p> <p>Plus we finally solve the FGTRTD mystery, we read your emails and above all else we are beyond thrilled to have Ethan and Hila Klein of H3 Podcast in studio with us. </p> <p>They are delightful, hilarious and sweet to no end. Learn how these two Ted's fell in love, rose to fame on YouTube and more. </p> <p>Try it out!</p>

<p>We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT!</p> <p>So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of you agree with her, but there's snitches in every circle. </p> <p>Plus, could Tommy's parents have been any more weird about sex? No.</p> <p>An actual medical doctor listens to our show and he gives us the undisputed truth about air escaping via vag and butt.</p> <p>AND Andrew Santino, a fantastic comedian and actor joins us and we can say without question he is a hall of fame guest. </p> <p>Pull your jeans up, but don't touch your peepee. </p>

<p>Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something!</p> <p>Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge.</p> <p>The great and hilarious Doug Mellard joins us in studio. His new album, Fart Safari 2: Fart Harder is not only the greatest title ever, it's also hilarious. </p> <p>We discuss Doug's awful tattoos, the first time Tom met him (after being attacked), emails from listeners and much more.</p> <p>Pull em up!</p>

<p>A lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you? </p> <p>Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much he looks like a man now). </p> <p>Plus we ALL laugh at a man who was electrocuted on live TV. Does he live? You'll have to listen to find out. </p> <p>The FGTRTD saga continues, we read your emails, play an AMAZING new prank call featuring Top Dog AND does President Obama listen to YMH?!?!</p>

<p>The jeans are back and ready to pull them up!</p> <p>There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions. </p> <p>PLUS, the gay porn writer/actor/directors that brought us the "my daddy taught me" classic lines are back with another and it's even better!</p> <p>Speaking of farts, famed fired security guard, Paul Flart joins us for a quick chat AND Tina gets super uncomfortable with the "I'll make ya cum guy" and his new message. </p> <p>Your mothers also discuss Louis CK's "comeback," a horrific public phone call a grandmother took, sucking feet in public and more!</p>

<p>Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step. </p> <p>We are celebrating this enormous man's great, new hilarious Netflix special SECRET TIME which is available worldwide AUGUST 24. </p> <p>We discuss it all with Bert and have some laughs that are too good to describe. This one is an instant denim classic.</p> <p> </p> <p>Special thanks to Tony Celano and Eric Freedman for the amazing animation and Jake Glazier for the perfect voice overs. </p>

<p>Nothing quite like a real dad losing his mind over a mediocre joke. You should know if you listen to this show that Tommy was raised by a hardcore dad boner who can barely finish a sentence if he's struck by his own "hilarious" thought. We may have found some competition for Top Dog this week.</p> <p>PLUS, if you are a lady or a ZER do you want a man/zim to treat you like the perfect little princess that you are? Gross. And why do all those girls talk like that, Britttany?!?</p> <p>We are joined in studio by the great Brad Williams a hilarious comic and friend of ours. We break down some hooker sales pitches, guess what FGT RTD means, read your emails and hear Brad's great stories about the lamest stuff he hears from people about being a little person. </p> <p>This one is a certified denim classic!</p>

<p>Done with white people? This guy is too. Not the brightest guy, but he's white so what can you expect?</p> <p>Plus grief is real. The best way to process it is to dance and record it and share it with the world. Please share your grief dances with us!</p> <p>Loud cell phone talkers - please stop or get shot (something we're working on). </p> <p>The great Matt Braunger returns to the show with a lot of hilarious insight. Check out Matt's new podcast, Advice From a Dip S**t with Matt Braunger.</p> <p> </p>

<p>This episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW. </p> <p>Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gender neutral world. </p> <p>There's also a new cool guy who is just putting out to the world that he would like some sex and he chooses the most unflattering of camera angles to rope you in. </p> <p>AND Charo and Top Dog are on the show discussing everything from M**ijuana to Charo's amazing farts and so much more.</p> <p>PLUS, your emails cover ANNOUNCING you have a big dong before you should it to a lover and whether or not your mommies fight before or during the show. </p>

<p>This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us. </p> <p>This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not women - could he like men? Sure seems like it. </p> <p>We get on the phone with Daddy Long Neck who tells us the full story of his neck, his voice and a potential fight with Crazy Locs (probably not a good idea). </p> <p>Charo and Tom join us on a call to discuss the new Sicario movie among other things. </p> <p>THEN due to CP's pregnancy and the recording schedule we had to keep things going, we have a DENTAL UPDATE with Charo and Tom IN STUDIO. </p> <p>As if that isn't enough, the great and hilarious Nikki Glaser joins us in studio to discuss her blossoming radio career - she hosts You Up? on Sirius, she continues to travel the country performing stand up and she recently taped the CC Roast of Bruce Willis, where she no doubt burned him badly. </p> <p> </p> <p>Please support our sponsors: </p> <p>ShadyRays.com code: MOM</p> <p>Stamps.com code: MOM</p> <p>23andMe.com/mom</p> <p>DollarShaveClub.com/mom</p> <p>Quip.com/mom</p>

<p>The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch porn and you'll probably have to answer to him. </p> <p>Also, do you think we should get fart mics for the studio we might be moving to? </p> <p>Pull up your jeans and listen what will be an all time classic. </p>

<p>The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on anything. He's even transitioning (into a European comic). </p> <p>This one is full of laughs and HO-LEE S**T moments.</p> <p> </p> <p>Please support our sponsors: </p> <p>NewYorker.com/mom</p> <p>SquareSpace.com/mom</p> <p> </p>

<p>The great Kevin Nealon is in studio with absolutely amazing stories about his rise in the comedy world. </p> <p>From his days working the bar at The Improv to Carson and SNL, you will not want this one to end. </p> <p>Kevin is a natural fit with your mothers. Pull your jeans up for a real treat, meow. </p> <p> </p>

<p>It's a double date! Moshe and Natasha join us to discuss the Honeymoon Stand Up Special on Netflix and the mind-blowing reality of their fart situation. </p> <p>Plus, we learn a lot about Jews and how loud screams from people in pain are indeed FUNNY. </p> <p> </p> <p>please support our sponsors</p> <p> </p> <p>Stamps.com code word: MOM</p> <p>There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/MOM</p>

<p>A new shirtless guy with an absolutely terrifying message for you!</p> <p>AND, why does self imposed harm that results in a horrendous scream not elicit joy from Tommy?</p> <p>Are the Water Battles of your moms in the news?</p> <p>We have a prank call using the Try it Out guy and it just might be our favorite thing ever. </p> <p>AND there is a great possibility that the White House just released the funniest/scariest video of all time. </p> <p>Let us know what you think. </p> <p>Support comes from: </p> <p>Stamps.com code word: MOM</p> <p>Brooklinen.com code word: MOM</p> <p>PolicyGenius.com </p>

<p>Jean and Jean are together with no one else home on this one. </p> <p>We FINALLY found him - a super creepy guy that is beyond menacing and get this, he's wearing a shirt. It's a first here at YMH. </p> <p>Plus, the ladies are letting us know that they don't always have a man telling them to write in or say outrageous stuff to us - they do it themselves!</p> <p>AND did Dr Drew call Tom "Bert?"</p> <p>We have dental updates and more! </p>

<p>Daddy is finally here with mommies. </p> <p>Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back. </p> <p>Plus, some lady says she really wants The D badly and can't find someone to give it to her. Can she be trusted? </p> <p>AND is it possible we found a less impressive, more infuriating musical "skill" than scatting? YES.</p> <p>This is an instant classic. Pull your jeans up. </p>

<p>You wanted it, we wanted it and now all of our wishes have come true. The magnificent Dr. Drew Pinksy is back in studio evaluating our clips and us as only he can do.</p> <p>Will he agree that the lung infection singer has lung issues? Does he think the sissy of Freemont comes from a traumatic background? Will scat sex get you physically ill? And most importantly, is Dr. Drew going to join the 4 Stroke Gang?</p> <p>All the answers you want are here!</p> <p> </p>

<p>Need your sack shaved? There's a really nice guy who is willing to do it. He's pretty naked if you don't count the leather straps. Don't be weird about it - a LOT of straight guys get it done too. </p> <p>Plus, when you have to make a brown and the store you're in won't let you go, there's only one thing to do - yes, that is correct. </p> <p>Sam Tripoli joins us and so did so many talented FEMALE listeners who are just dying to TRY IT OUT!</p> <p> </p>

<p>This one is just Jean and Jean. </p> <p>We find yet another man who is putting it out there for the world wide web with a plea that is sure to touch a woman's heart. </p> <p>We find a man who represents the Dark Siiiiiide and you may not be ready for it. </p> <p>Plus, is Hummus good to eat before a massage? </p> <p>How many days is too many without a shower? AND - we may have uncovered the secret to what the Try It Out guy is saying!</p> <p>Four Stroke Life Shirts are now in store! Get one just to annoy Christina. Wear them to her shows!</p> <p>Please support our sponsors: </p> <p>Brooklinen.com Code word - MOM</p> <p>SaatvaMattress.com </p>

<p>The Poop Pile is REAL. The question is, do you believe? Some people don't want the truth and some people are building their own piles. </p> <p>The great and wonderful Sarah Tiana joins us to discuss everything from meth to scatting like Kanye to whether or not an old guy saying nasty things is really that offensive. </p> <p>Sarah is hilarious and insightful as always. </p> <p> </p> <p>Please support our sponsors: </p> <p>Stamps.com Code: MOM</p> <p>forhims.com/house</p> <p>fabfitfun.com Code: YOURMOM</p>

<p>Tiger Mom Belly's House. It's finally happened. The great Bobby Lee & Khalyla join us for some silly good times and OMG revelations!</p> <p>We got some meth smoking tips that might just change your life or at least how you spend time with your brother!</p> <p>Plus we revisit some fun John McAfee clips and a lot more. </p> <p>Tommy laughs so hard he almost passes out. Jeans Up!</p> <p> </p> <p>Please support our sponsors: </p> <p>Stamps.com code word MOM</p> <p>Dollar Shave Club: There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/mom</p>

<p>If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens.</p> <p>Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and it involves Tommy and Bert and Joey and Joe and well, dudes doing stuff exclusively with dudes. </p> <p>And Wheeler Walker Jr joins us and gives his thoughts on SCATTING and a whole lot more. </p> <p>Please support our sponsors: </p> <p>Go to Daily-Harvest.com and enter promo code MOM to get three items FREE in your first box!</p> <p>Stamps.com promo code MOM</p> <p>Brooklinen.com</p> <p>SaatvaMattress.com </p>

<p>Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria.</p> <p>By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does however do his video shirtless, which we've come to realize might mean WATCH OUT - not 100% well man sharing thoughts. </p> <p>Plus we talk about Andre the Giant's farts and more importantly his best friends beard. What do you think of a chin strap beard?</p> <p>AND, how many donut holes could you eat in one 12 minute sitting? We feel a competition brewing. </p> <p>Tommy defends the open defecation accusations and MORE!</p> <p>Pull em up!</p>

<p>Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome you to learn from us.</p> <p>Also, God, is he real? Is he a he? Seems unlikely. If you ever wanted proof that religion is likely just comfort food, listen here. We are EXPERTS.</p> <p>Plus, God doesn't like sausage. (This is, of course, difficult to reconcile with the previous paragraph, but we also have an expert on this so just trust us). </p> <p>We have all that plus Dental Updates and much more! Pull em up. </p> <p>Thanks to our sponsors: </p> <p>Stamps.com Code word: MOM</p> <p>FabFitFun.com Code word: YOURMOM</p>

<p>Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party. </p> <p>We thank YOU, the listener for sending in your Ball Hog vids and we talk to everyone's 'Best Friend' Alison Rosen about her new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged. </p> <p>Pull your jeans all the way up for this one, unless you use a wash cloth in the shower (because you are poor).</p> <p>Thank you for supporting our sponsors:</p> <p> </p> <p>ZipRecruiter.com/house</p> <p>Stamps.com code: MOM</p> <p>AdoreMe.com/Mom</p> <p>Dollar Shave Club:</p> <p>There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/MOM</p>