We Will Always Have

We're back baby! For some reason we've been renewed for season 2! And what says "Welcome Back" to a new year ... like getting nude! In this episode we chat about the crazy new Netflix Doco 'The Hatched Wielding Hitch-hiker', My new FREE OnlyFans content and possibly the funniest audio to ever come to light, of the Miss Universe Pageant 2023 Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

This is the last episode for the year - cue tears. But before i leave you for the year I want to leave you with some WILD headlines that have come out of Florida, some you wont believe are true. I also gift my (SHIT - TEA) Producer Nat, her Christmas gift. All I do is give. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I run through my mums top Spotify played after we discussed our dream festival lineup last week. And let me tell you ... it's riveting. I also do a deep dive into the latest update on Britney Spears health. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I run through the worst failed PR / Branding campaigns after Balenciaga released a VERY controversial campaign. Then to lighten the mood a little, Producer Nat and I compare our top picks for a festival lineup .... safe to say, mines better than hers. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I can't believe i'm saying this but i might know someone who's more horny than me ... ME! And It's Oprah?? I found a sex quiz on her website, so of course i dive in with my responses, get ready - it's STORY TIME! AND i also ate an anonymous gift, that wasn't edible. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I'm finally back in the studios after a long four weeks of injuries, sicknesses & surgeries - I sound so old. But the best part about returning to the studios? Annoying the crap out of Producer Nat, god it feels good to be back!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Yes, I’ve fallen victim to travel scams and yes I will most likely get scammed again. So you can learn from my mistakes, I’m going to list the most common scams so you don’t fall victim like me, some of them? Actually pretty smart. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I am ENRAGED over my recent Uber Eats experience, so here's a little (big) vent. I also go through the most ridiculous buzz feed quiz i have encountered so far involving my snack preferences. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I sit mum down to ask her some deep questions....do we take them seriously? Hmmm you'll find out. I also share a very personal and unfortunate story that happened after my appearance at this years Sexpo. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Chaotic episode today, I'm still at home recovering from surgery so mum joins me (with a big glass of wine) so I can finally get to the bottom of who the favourite child is... I mean it's pretty obvious. Strap in everyone, Karen Hull is coming in hot. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

This is my first episode post ACL surgery! Will you understand me from all the pain meds I'm on? Will I survive rehab? Will I ever have sex again? So many questions you need answered. The main thing is, I survived. But one things for sure, having surgery hasn't stopped me ranting ... this time its about dogs in public spaces.Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Turns out I say lasagna wrong ... where did this come from you ask? Well we call my mum, Karen to find out. I also have confession to make, probably the most personal thing I've ever shared on this podcast...and that's saying something. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I've made a mistake, a big mistake. I sexted a colleague by accident, but was i quick enough in my cover up? You'll find out. I also had the most embarrassing moment at the grocery store involving my airpods and a very graphic conversation with my brother. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

What better way to prepare for my ACL Surgery than to list off things that have been left in people post surgery.... this has got me REALLY looking forward to what's ahead (not). I love self sabotage!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

* Language warning oops * Everyone has their dream .... mine just happens to be a 10 million dollar house in Noosa. Bring on the powerball! And i think we do the best thing we've done on the podcast so far... I recap the Top 5 Alan Jones Meltdowns, and the do NOT disappoint. THERE'S F**KING DUST IN HERE!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I'm going to SEXPO! Dreams do come true. You should definitely CUM and visit me in Sydney. But given the nature of the event I list some very interesting sex facts. And Audio Mike joins us to see if he can guess the Secret Sound? I mean ... Sound Of Secrets? Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I finally got a colonoscopy, and the worst part? Wasn't the probe up the bum (of course) it was the liquids I consumed beforehand so I recap that horrific journey. I also call my mum so she can share the WORST anniversary gift that dad gave her. Turns out there's a long list of horrific gifts....thank god i'm not in a relationship. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I enlist the help from our studios Head of News, Natasha Jobson to get me ready for my live news reading debut. She share's some pretty handy and helpful tips but did they pay off? Did they help? Am I now ready? Hmm... i'll let you be the judge of that. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I let you all in on my next BIG move .... to become a two time loser of the AACTA awards! I may have already ordered my next trophy (don't judge). I also chat to an incredible woman, Kayley Stead who has gone viral online after she was stood just hours before her wedding ceremony... She is my hero, and she will be yours too once you hear what she did next. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I can speak again! I update you all on how i lost my voice AND my pal Sean Szeps joins me to discuss the hacks you MUST know before travelling with kids, I also have a hack for that ... contraception! Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Yep, it's finally happened... I've talked so much I've lost my voice. Instead of my usual raves and rants I'm going to play you a little something I recorded when my voice was tip top... a whole list of uncomfortable facts. As weird as they are it might even be a little educational. Don't say I never look after you!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

My gal, Abbie Chatfield and I unpack one of my worst sex experiences (Still triggered). I also get some expert advice on my mission to read the news live on a radio station AND we have a brand spanking (ooh!) new game, The Sound Of Secrets - Can you guess the sound? Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I discuss my (TWO SPREAD) feature in Forbes Magazine as well as the latest controversial Netflix series that I couldn't sit through. I became best friends with a gold medal winning swimmer...by best friends I mean I said hi!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I know you could NEVER be sick of my voice....So I'm joined by Head of News & Information, Melanie Withnall to see if we can make my dream of becoming a news reader real! We also reach the finale of 'Stars In The Car', will we have a winner?!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I want to be honest with you all, it's been a really hard couple of months and i feel it's time i share what's been going on. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I've gone a little bit crazy with the sound effects in this episode, but it has done one thing... ignited my love for fake-news reading. We are also joined by Crystal Expert, Andrea to see if I've wasted my money (yet again) on a bunch of "crystals" from tik tok. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

It's time for an update on my injury! Yay! But in order to make myself feel better, I hear from you - my beautiful listeners and all the injuries you've suffered that are WAY more ridiculous than just doing a star jump. And you know what? It did actually make me feel better. Also, we're joined by a Mariachi band AND A GHOST - what an episode! Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

It's Thursday! It's the bonus EP! And that means we're shaking things up on 'Complete Drivel'. Today's episode features guest, Ellie Dudley to explain the viral concept of 'Quiet Quitting' AND a brand spanking new game, 'Stars In The Car' - Can you guess the celebrity voices? Because I couldn't .... Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I've started my official "SEXploration" which means I'll be sharing my new SEXcapades with you (ok, I'll stop now). I have a long list of things I want to try so STRAP on... I mean - in! (last one I promise). I've also had another classic Christian incident - can you guess what I've done now? Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

This morning i had an incident with the water feature in my house. I also need to discuss my hate for birthday's or birth-NAE's if you will. I even hear from some of you about your mutual hate for the "date that shall not be named".... Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

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Big news for all you Complete Drivlers.. I'm officially apart of LiSTNR! But even with a fancy new studio and new producer, I'm still a mess. Today I talk about how bullsh*t "Love Languages" are and I put my new producer to the test... will I crack her? Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I try a drizzle of oil and salt on some ice cream plus read out some horror stories about kids at weddings and why wedding rules are so important. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Just answering some random sex questions from a fun game I bought at SexpoSupport me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I decided to read out some deathbed confessions on a reddit thread. WARNING ITS MOSTLY VERY SAD!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

So my pooping situation took a turn! Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I was lining up to get my medicine when some old people in the line made me want to scream!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

A friend of mine had serious facial burns and called me for help. I made the situation 10 times worse. She is absolutely fine now but I made all the mistakes. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Im not sounding the greatest today I have my sexy sick voice on. Lets talk about the state of my apartment and why there are sex toys thrown around the place. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

When I first started back in 2016 things have changed so dramatically. Where is the future and what can I do to make sure I don't fade away into obscurity. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Nothing worse than doing a workout and you accidentally answer the phone and your panting and moaning. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I've decided I want to start to take it up the butt. But I hate it so I have bought some things to help me.Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I used a glass dildo for the first time (never used a dildo before) I posted about it and my mum called to give me some advice. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

It is never ok to publicly out someone or to make them tell you about their situation. One journalist went a little to far on the weekend. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I recently reached out to a nursery who posted some transphobic content in order to have a friendly chat. It didn't go super smoothly.Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Struggling from burnout I explain to you whats been happening.Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I have been obsessed with Parliament for all the wrong reasonsSupport me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Am I The Arsehole for not getting off a treadmill so others could train together?Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I have decided to expand the business and bring you guy more into the team. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

XXX Rated episode. Slutty Christian cums out today. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull