We Will Always Have

The conversation takes a sweet turn as they visit a beloved candy store in Leura, sampling everything from traditional musk sticks to imported chocolate and sour lemon bombs. But the real highlight comes at the end when a case of mistaken identity in social media comments leads to an uproarious late-night revelation that will leave you in stitches. **00:00 - 05:30:** Celebrity guessing game "Who Am I?" featuring Elton John, Frank Sinatra, and Kristen Bell- The hosts demonstrate their pop culture knowledge with quick-fire rounds of celebrity trivia **05:30 - 09:45:** Discussion about birthday cards and Christmas traditions- Christine admits to immediately throwing cards away despite previous guilt- Reflection on how social media has changed greeting card culture **09:45 - 17:20:** Visit to the iconic Leura candy store- Sampling nostalgic treats like musk sticks and eucalyptus drops- Trying trendy imported sweets including $20 chocolate from Dubai and Takis **17:20 - 21:00:** The hilarious social media mix-up- A follower mistakes Christine for Chrissy's mother in a comment- The resulting middle-of-the-night hysterics become the episode's highlight Ready for a laugh-out-loud journey through the Blue Mountains filled with childhood nostalgia, sweet treats, and friendship? This episode perfectly captures the authentic, unfiltered joy of traveling with your best friend. Listen now to experience the full hilarity of the "Christian's mom" moment that had both hosts in tears!

After an embarrassing bathroom incident at an open home Christian receives an email from the real estate agent. Christian introduces Chrissy to the worst home decorating show from the 90's.  - 3:15 - The infamous castle open house bathroom incident that left one host mortified- 12:40 - Celebrity guessing game reveals hilarious pop culture knowledge gaps- 24:30 - The discovery of "Decorating Sense," a 90s show with questionable design choices including painted rugs and "sacred Indian prayers"- 32:15 - Family streaming service password drama with a surprise phone call- 37:20 - The shocking reveal of a narcissistic 21st birthday theme that required guests to create artwork of the host Key Takeaways:- Family dynamics create some of the most genuine comedic moments- The hosts' ability to laugh at themselves makes even embarrassing stories entertaining- 90s home decorating shows were apparently much wilder than we remember- Sometimes the most self-indulgent ideas make for the best stories years later Ready for a road trip filled with laughter, nostalgia, and the occasional mortifying revelation? Tune in now to experience the full episode and discover why these hosts will always have each other - even through bathroom emergencies and questionable celebrity knowledge!

Oh my god, I can't believe this happened! Join hosts Christian and Christine on an open home tour gone horribly wrong in a multi million dollar castle. When nature calls at the most inappropriate time, hilarity and humiliation ensues. Picture this - an English Tudor castle backing onto a prestigious golf course, listed for a cool $2 million. Our hosts arrive eager to tour this unique property but things take a shocking turn when Christine gets an untimely case of the runs. Christian narrates the ensuing chaos as Christine scrambles to find a bathroom and make it out undetected. You'll be crying with laughter at this comedy of errors. A must listen! 2:30 - Arriving at the castle 5:15 - Touring the grounds8:00 - Christine's stomach starts rumbling 10:30 - The search for a bathroom12:00 - Christian distracts while Christine goes15:00 - People start arriving for the open home17:30 - Making a run for it Key Takeaways:- Always scope out the bathroom situation first when house touring - Don't use the toilet at an open home!- Christian and Christine's adventures never disappoint Looking for a good laugh? Don't miss this hilarious episode - listen now!

Get ready for hilarious stories, candid conversations, and a deep dive into 1970s advice columns in this can't-miss episode. Christine shares heartfelt memories of her mom and brother who recently passed away. She opens up about her experience with grief and the 'freak show' of emotions that comes along with it. We also can't stop laughing as we attempt to guess which is longer - a giant salamander or an official tennis court? Other highlights:- Christine's favorite home cooked meals her mom Maria used to make (9:20) - Finding a vintage 1972 magazine and reading absurd advice columns from the era (15:30)- The shocking response a man gets when he sl*t-shames his girlfriend (21:00)- A look at bizarre medical ads from the 70s (27:00) This conversation covers the full spectrum of emotions. Don't miss the chance to time travel back to the 70s and get to know Christine on a deeper level. Hit play now to laugh, cry, and walk away with a new perspective. New episodes every Tuesday - subscribe so you never miss out!

Christian forces Chrissy to risk her life by climbing on top of cable car dangling 270m in the air and Chrissy's son Charlie joins in on a game of 'would you rather.

In this episode the guys go into panic mode when confronted with an intruder, they visit another open home which Christian thinks is perfect for Grinder hook ups and a game of Would You Rather results in Chrissy not being able to look Christian in the eye for at least 2 weeks.

Christian gives Chrissy his credit card and tells her she can BUY WHATEVER SHE LIKES without looking at the price. They play an uncomfortable games of 'would you rather' and are approached by a man during their recording session at Scenic World and he does something they have NEVER experienced before or hope to again. 

Another 'trigger warning worthy' Would You Rather? They visit an open home that's seen better days -"buyers regret" and they become the least grateful riders of the Scenic Railway!

The hilarious duo is back with tales from their recent trips to Bali. Get ready for non-stop laughs as they recount their adventures navigating the streets of Bali, surviving disastrous early morning excursions, and of course, shopping for outrageous souvenirs.Things take an unexpectedly intimate turn when Christine asks Christian for help removing her bra due to a frozen shoulder. Christian agrees, but only if she returns the favor. Their banter and candid conversation reminds us why we can't get enough of their unique friendship.Key Moments:2:30 - Christine describes getting recognized constantly in Bali for looking like Taylor Swift18:45 - They debate whether Christine should get botox in Bali32:00 - Christian gifts Christine a raunchy souvenir sign for her home41:15 - Christine needs help taking her bra off due to injury - how will Christian respond?Takeaways:- Christine was overwhelmed by how aggressive street vendors were compared to her last trip- Christian woke up at 3am to see the sunrise over the volcano but it was an epic fail - They both scored crazy bargains shopping for souvenirs in BaliBe sure to listen to the end to find out if Christian agrees to Christine's risqué request! This episode is too hilarious to miss.

Get ready for a hilarious and cringeworthy episode as the hosts go op-shopping in the Blue Mountains and share their finds and fails. From fake designer bags to hideous home decor, you'll be laughing out loud at their adventures in secondhand shopping. The episode starts off with the hosts arriving at their Blue Mountains vacation rental and giving listeners a tour of the gorgeous cliffside property. After settling in, they engage in some friendly competition to see who can find the best bargain at local op shops. One host triumphantly reveals their new Michael Kors handbag, only to learn a deep secret. The other host shows off thier overpriced and questionably authentic Royal Dalton crystal frames. As they unpack their hauls, the ugly home decor and styling choices have the hosts in stitches. Other highlights include: [05:23] Hosts debate the ethics of reselling thrift store finds for profit [12:45] A cringeworthy laundry room "makeover" reveal [23:01] The hosts can't contain their laughter over bizarre sculpture purchases From start to finish, this episode is chock-full of thrifting mishaps and laughs. Tune in to hear these hilarious friends banter and bond over their op shop fails. It's a must-listen for fans of pop culture, fashion, and funny "real talk" moments. Laugh along during your commute or while doing chores - hit play now on We Will Always Have!

Chrissy's car makes an appearance (or should we say multiple appearances) in this hilarious episode recorded during their Blue Mountains adventure. Buckle up and get ready for the ride! Join your hosts as they embark on season four of the podcast together in the chilly Blue Mountains. After a chaotic start involving Chrissy's inability to pick up her co-host on time, they finally hit the road. Their adventures include op shopping, playing silly games found in stores, and of course, the infamous Chrissy car noises. Get ready for laughter, mishaps, and the hosts' signature banter. 00:02 - Waiting at the train station for ages 07:34 - The Chrissy car is revealed 12:45 - Heading to Springwood 18:23 - Playing random op shop games25:34 - Another car game 33:12 - The big car reveal Key Takeaways:- Chrissy's car is just as chaotic as expected - The hosts have so much fun together even when things go wrong- Their op shop games lead to lots of laughter Get ready to laugh out loud and make sure you listen to the whole episode for the big car reveal! Chrissy's car noises will crack you up.

Chrissy and Christian dive into the chaos of parenting multiple children - from almost killing his brother to wearing the same 'get along' t-shirt. Grab a glass of wine and get ready to commiserate. In this hilarious episode, Chrissy and Christian read listeners' questions about parenting dilemmas. Topics include managing kids with large age gaps, having a favorite child, and teaching kids manners. The hosts share outrageous stories from their own childhoods involving knife-chasing and forced "get along" t-shirts. Their banter and candid advice will have you laughing out loud. Key Takeaways:- Age gaps between siblings can make relating more difficult, but shared family bonds persist. Try involving kids in each other's interests. - Favoring one child over others can damage self-esteem. Recognize all kids' strengths.- Teaching manners requires patience - and following through on consequences. Timestamps:00:02:20 - Christian confesses chasing his brother with a knife00:14:30 - Discussing parenting boys vs girls 00:21:00 - Christian models pink crocs with socksDon't miss the parenting comedy hour - laugh along by listening to the full episode now!

Backseat driving, road rage, and tech support - we're going there in this juicy episode! Christian and Chrissy take us on a wild ride through their driving habits and family relationships. The hosts chat about their driving quirks and pet peeves. Christian admits to being an aggressive driver while Chrissy aims to avoid confrontation at all costs. They discuss their parents' lack of tech savvy and how it leads to many frustrating phone calls. Other topics include indicators, merging lanes, and the lost art of the trucker thank you wave. There's also a hilarious prank Christian pulls on Chrissy in his art studio. 00:01 - Intro 02:15 - Chrissy is a backseat driver04:30 - Road rage and pet peeves while driving08:20 - Indicating and merging lanes12:40 - Reverse parking tactics 15:30 - Dealing with parents' lack of tech skills18:45 - Christian pranks Chrissy in his art studio21:30 - Thoughts on Reddit Key Takeaways:- Chrissy helps her partner Ricardo drive by warning him about upcoming turns and traffic lights. Christian finds this annoying.- They both dislike when people don't use indicators properly or merge lanes inconsiderately. - Dealing with their tech-unsavvy parents leads to much frustration. Christian admits he sometimes ignores their calls to avoid helping them.- In a prank gone wrong, Chrissy accidentally breaks a piece of Christian's artwork. Luckily it was a plant!- Christian has risqué content on Reddit to promote his OnlyFans. Chrissy uses it for community discussions. CTA: Want to hear Christian and Chrissy's hilarious driving stories and family dynamics firsthand? Tune into the latest episode of We Will Always Have to join the chaos!

Christine and Christian discuss controversial chocolate preferences, the pros and cons of online shopping sites like Amazon and Temu, relationship red flags like going through your partner's phone, and more on this fun and lively podcast episode. In this episode of the We Will Always Have podcast, hosts Christine and Christian chat about a variety of topics while trying chocolate bars in Brisbane. They debate which chocolate bars are superior, with Christine loving Lindt and Christian preferring Cadbury. The conversation then turns to online shopping and sites like Temu, Wish, and Amazon. While the cheap prices are appealing, the hosts are conflicted about supporting these companies and discuss issues like dropshipping. Other topics include relationship red flags, privacy, and trust in partnerships. With their witty banter and opposing views, Christine and Christian make these everyday issues entertaining. Timestamps: 3:55 - Trying and reviewing chocolate bars11:20 - The pros and cons of sites like Temu and Amazon 21:30 - Relationship red flags and privacy Key Takeaways: - Christine loves Lindt chocolate, especially the white chocolate balls, while Christian prefers Cadbury bars like Cherry Ripe. They try Caramilk chocolate for the first time. - Online shopping sites like Temu and Amazon provide super cheap prices but have downsides like poor quality items, privacy concerns, and lack of support for local businesses. - Going through your partner's phone and not having separate bank accounts can be relationship red flags. Christine and Christian disagree on whether it’s okay to look through a partner’s phone. - The hosts have great chemistry and fun, lively debates around these everyday topics. Want to hear Christine and Christian's chocolate preferences, online shopping hot takes, and relationship advice? Tune into the latest episode of We Will Always Have!

The We Will Always Have podcast is back with hosts Chrissy and Christian exploring Brisbane! In this hilarious episode, the duo tries out an extravagant new restaurant, negotiates for caviar, and Christian tests just how far he can push Chrissy by having her read increasingly absurd fake ads. Their chemistry and banter make this a standout episode you won't want to miss! Christian tricks Chrissy into reading a series of ridiculous fake ads to test just how far he can push her. The results are hilarious! Chrissy joins Christian in his hometown of Brisbane. He takes her to an upscale restaurant called Fat Cow, where they indulge in a fancy meal complete with $450 caviar. Before their dinner, Christian tests Chrissy's gullibility by having her read fake ads he wrote, each one more absurd than the last. Chrissy initially believes them all, until the fourth ad about discount plastic surgery finally makes her question their legitimacy. Their dinner is filled with laughs and great food. Timestamps: 2:30 - Christian explains his fake ad prank on Chrissy5:10 - Chrissy reads the first fake ad for "Petrol Unlimited" 7:20 - Chrissy falls for the second fake ad, "Plant Insurance"10:40 - The third fake ad for "Anchovy Flavor Party Pies" 13:30 - Chrissy finally catches on during the fourth discount plastic surgery ad Key Takeaways: - Chrissy will believe just about anything Christian tells her! She reads 4 increasingly absurd fake ads before finally questioning their validity. - Their chemistry is on full display during the dinner scenes. The banter and laughs never stop. - The $450 caviar experience at Fat Cow sounds unbelievable. It's a once in a lifetime splurge for the hosts. - Christian expertly planned this prank on Chrissy, showing how far he'll go for podcast comedy gold. CTA: If you love funny banter and want to hear these hilarious fake ads for yourself, be sure to listen to the full episode! Search for We Will Always Have wherever you get your podcasts.

Laugh along as Christian and Chrissy share their wildest business venture ideas that never quite took off. From glitter bath bombs to spoon ring making, these two have tried it all in hopes of striking it rich. But as they soon found out, entrepreneurship isn't as easy as it looks.Get ready for some hilarious stories of failed attempts at Etsy businesses, soap making, and food tours gone wrong. You'll be in stitches hearing about the mishaps and mayhem behind Christian and Chrissy's countless creative pursuits. It's a bumpy and bizarre ride, but one you won't want to miss!2:30 - Christian reveals he's been giving Chrissy the same tap water in different bottles for a taste test. Her reactions are priceless.8:40 - Chrissy asks Siri an embarrassing question that leaves Christian shocked.13:30 - Custom sticker reveal! Christian gifts Chrissy exclusive podcast merch.18:45 - From glitter bath bombs to spoon ring making, Chrissy shares her endless failed business ventures.25:30 - Christian also dabbled in candles, bath bombs, and jewelry making. But sore wrists and safety hazards soon put an end to his entrepreneurial dreams.32:00 - The two imagine starting a food tour business...with a rickety old bus. What could go wrong?Buckle up for a wild ride down memory lane as Christian and Chrissy reminisce on their most outrageous attempts at striking it rich. You'll be laughing so hard you'll cry. Don't miss this hilarious episode - listen now!

In this episode, Christian takes Chrissy to his local antique store, where they have a budget for a gift for each other. By the end of it, they are the owners of some crazy shit and decide they are now antique investors!

In this episode, Christian reveals his fear of death and the drastic lengths he'd go to to change the order of who dies first! And their first ever experience at Brookie's Cookies.

In this episode Christian reveals the accuracy of his Tarot reading and Chrissie goes to town on his so called 'garden'.

In this episode we brave the kids and head to Bluey's World, yes, as 2 fully grown adults kid free. And obviously it's always gripping podcast content to taste test THE BEST CHIPS on the market!

After getting into the groove of recording these episodes, we discuss the direction of where we want this podcast to go. Christian reveals to Chrissy he hates getting in the way of others, so she tests him by making him stand in the way in Woolworths. 

Christian needed to discuss Chrissy's obsession with the trash reality show and how vulgar it has become.

With Mother's Day on the way, Christian surprised Chrissy with a quiz involving her three sons! 

After eating a delicious meal, it was time to leave the 17m restaurant in the air by jumping off the side of the building. 

We have left Sydney behind and have had a few months in between recording sessions. We have reunited and are now exploring Brisbane. We dined atop the Vertigo Restaurant, 17m in the air. 

To finish up our second season of adventure let’s jump on a jet boat ride. We got the front seat and Christian’s fat ass potentially broke Chrissy’s rib.

I take Chrissy to her first escape room. It’s one of Australia’s scariest, with live actors in an abandoned hospital.

After an amazing $1000 a night hotel, it was time to try something a little more budget-friendly. We had heard great things about capsule hotels, so we tried one out.   

Chrissy surprised me with a nice swim! WITH SHARKS. We wandered into the Sydney Aquarium and then put on scuba gear and got in the water with lots of big, scary sea life…..and SHARKS.

It’s time to climb another Sydney icon, the Tower Eye aka Center Point Tower. The tower offers a walk around the perimeter and a glass cantilever walkway that drops 300 metres to the ground. 

After finding Chrissy almost dead I took us out to a fine dining experience. We had just climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge and now we're rewarding ourselves with a $700 dinner. Something we have never experienced before and likely will never again….

Christian surprises Chrissy with a Sydney Harbour Bridge Climb. This sounds like a leisurely climb however it turns into something a bit more medical.  

Season 2 kicks off with a reunion at a bar and some espresso martinis. Let's go back down memory lane. We spent 16 days together on the cruise of a lifetime, even winning an award. We also discuss what the next season/adventure will entail. We are so excited to be back together and quickly realise we are both utterly useless one more so than the other. 

Join mates Christian Hull & Chrissy Hearn as they team up to bitch and moan about trying new things and experiencing life before their joints totally seize up and old age gets them. This season see's them take themselves way out of their comfort zone in Sydney. Not wanting to travel to far from home due to laziness they each surprise the other with some scary tasks. Think diving with sharks! Hear them debrief after each adventure and discuss their ailments in each episode. 

What a crazy experience. I share my thoughts and feelings as well as highlights and lowlights plus Chrissy and I wrap up our adventure together.

We loved our time in Bali and we will be back. Our driver was hysterical and answered all the questions we were keen to know about the road rules. Look him up on Instagram @baliessentialtour. Thanks for the best time Kadek

That’s a wrap! Today we had a port day and got to go explore Manila. We were so excited however our excitement didn’t last when we panicked and overheated. We have finished all our episodes onboard and will hopefully regroup in Hong Kong for a debrief.

Christian has the low down on a romance that he tried to have. He managed to get Anthony into his bed but what happened next? We have a Panda man update.

After 12 Days on the Ultimate World Cruise it's all become a little overwhelming. Also the mystery of the man in the giant Panda head gear who watches you in the halls.

Chrissy got a message that sent her into a spin and she had a meltdown. Some drama went down last night with Royal Caribbean and I need to explain it all.

Today Chrissy and I got off and explored Lombok in Indonesia for a few hours. What started out so beautifully ended up in utter chaos and hilarity as we tried to not freak out being driven by a mad man.

It's time to speak to the man who started this all. Marc Sebastian joined the Ultimate World Cruise for 18 days back in December and went MEGA VIRAL for his content. His experience onboard wasn't pleasant and we talk to him about how we are both feeling and share stories about both of our times on this ship.

Turns out we have made friends with the right passengers. They snuck us into the pinnacle lounge which we are absolutely not allowed to be in. I also talk about meeting Anthony and he came back to my room but Chrissy was there and not taking the hint to leave us alone.

Today was an amazing day. I woke up to a very suggestive note under my door. We also meet a beautiful couple who let us into their $362K room. We had a tour and got to have a brilliant time with them.

Today the seas have been rough as we sail pass a cyclone. Im feeling every bump! I have been in my room all day. Chrissy has saved this episode by finding out some incredible pieces of information.

It's been an emotional 24 hours and the tiredness as well as over stimulation has taken its toll. The aircon is killing me and I'm trying hard to be social. I also discovered during this recording session a very very juicy bit of hook up drama, I might be getting lucky?

I got into a lift where a little argument broke out and it was so awkward. Plus my balcony neighbour spoke to me about my impromptu recorder performance at 10pm playing the theme from the Titanic.

DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA! We meet Deets (Adita) mother of the ship. She told us the low down on all the goings on and we met some segmenters who were thinking of leaving.

After a rough night I got up to have my first full sea day. I was extremely tired but was told some amazing goss as well as Chrissy trying to get tender tickets!

I checked in today to get onboard the Ultimate World Cruise. It was an ordeal Also I’m so sick. The sea is so choppy. I almost threw up on everyone at dinner.