We Will Always Have

In this episode, Christian reveals his fear of death and the drastic lengths he'd go to to change the order of who dies first! And their first ever experience at Brookie's Cookies.

In this episode Christian reveals the accuracy of his Tarot reading and Chrissie goes to town on his so called 'garden'.

In this episode we brave the kids and head to Bluey's World, yes, as 2 fully grown adults kid free. And obviously it's always gripping podcast content to taste test THE BEST CHIPS on the market!

After getting into the groove of recording these episodes, we discuss the direction of where we want this podcast to go. Christian reveals to Chrissy he hates getting in the way of others, so she tests him by making him stand in the way in Woolworths. 

Christian needed to discuss Chrissy's obsession with the trash reality show and how vulgar it has become.

With Mother's Day on the way, Christian surprised Chrissy with a quiz involving her three sons! 

After eating a delicious meal, it was time to leave the 17m restaurant in the air by jumping off the side of the building. 

We have left Sydney behind and have had a few months in between recording sessions. We have reunited and are now exploring Brisbane. We dined atop the Vertigo Restaurant, 17m in the air. 

To finish up our second season of adventure let’s jump on a jet boat ride. We got the front seat and Christian’s fat ass potentially broke Chrissy’s rib.

I take Chrissy to her first escape room. It’s one of Australia’s scariest, with live actors in an abandoned hospital.

After an amazing $1000 a night hotel, it was time to try something a little more budget-friendly. We had heard great things about capsule hotels, so we tried one out.   

Chrissy surprised me with a nice swim! WITH SHARKS. We wandered into the Sydney Aquarium and then put on scuba gear and got in the water with lots of big, scary sea life…..and SHARKS.

It’s time to climb another Sydney icon, the Tower Eye aka Center Point Tower. The tower offers a walk around the perimeter and a glass cantilever walkway that drops 300 metres to the ground. 

After finding Chrissy almost dead I took us out to a fine dining experience. We had just climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge and now we're rewarding ourselves with a $700 dinner. Something we have never experienced before and likely will never again….

Christian surprises Chrissy with a Sydney Harbour Bridge Climb. This sounds like a leisurely climb however it turns into something a bit more medical.  

Season 2 kicks off with a reunion at a bar and some espresso martinis. Let's go back down memory lane. We spent 16 days together on the cruise of a lifetime, even winning an award. We also discuss what the next season/adventure will entail. We are so excited to be back together and quickly realise we are both utterly useless one more so than the other. 

Join mates Christian Hull & Chrissy Hearn as they team up to bitch and moan about trying new things and experiencing life before their joints totally seize up and old age gets them. This season see's them take themselves way out of their comfort zone in Sydney. Not wanting to travel to far from home due to laziness they each surprise the other with some scary tasks. Think diving with sharks! Hear them debrief after each adventure and discuss their ailments in each episode. 

What a crazy experience. I share my thoughts and feelings as well as highlights and lowlights plus Chrissy and I wrap up our adventure together.

We loved our time in Bali and we will be back. Our driver was hysterical and answered all the questions we were keen to know about the road rules. Look him up on Instagram @baliessentialtour. Thanks for the best time Kadek

That’s a wrap! Today we had a port day and got to go explore Manila. We were so excited however our excitement didn’t last when we panicked and overheated. We have finished all our episodes onboard and will hopefully regroup in Hong Kong for a debrief.

Christian has the low down on a romance that he tried to have. He managed to get Anthony into his bed but what happened next? We have a Panda man update.

After 12 Days on the Ultimate World Cruise it's all become a little overwhelming. Also the mystery of the man in the giant Panda head gear who watches you in the halls.

Chrissy got a message that sent her into a spin and she had a meltdown. Some drama went down last night with Royal Caribbean and I need to explain it all.

Today Chrissy and I got off and explored Lombok in Indonesia for a few hours. What started out so beautifully ended up in utter chaos and hilarity as we tried to not freak out being driven by a mad man.

It's time to speak to the man who started this all. Marc Sebastian joined the Ultimate World Cruise for 18 days back in December and went MEGA VIRAL for his content. His experience onboard wasn't pleasant and we talk to him about how we are both feeling and share stories about both of our times on this ship.

Turns out we have made friends with the right passengers. They snuck us into the pinnacle lounge which we are absolutely not allowed to be in. I also talk about meeting Anthony and he came back to my room but Chrissy was there and not taking the hint to leave us alone.

Today was an amazing day. I woke up to a very suggestive note under my door. We also meet a beautiful couple who let us into their $362K room. We had a tour and got to have a brilliant time with them.

Today the seas have been rough as we sail pass a cyclone. Im feeling every bump! I have been in my room all day. Chrissy has saved this episode by finding out some incredible pieces of information.

It's been an emotional 24 hours and the tiredness as well as over stimulation has taken its toll. The aircon is killing me and I'm trying hard to be social. I also discovered during this recording session a very very juicy bit of hook up drama, I might be getting lucky?

I got into a lift where a little argument broke out and it was so awkward. Plus my balcony neighbour spoke to me about my impromptu recorder performance at 10pm playing the theme from the Titanic.

DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA! We meet Deets (Adita) mother of the ship. She told us the low down on all the goings on and we met some segmenters who were thinking of leaving.

After a rough night I got up to have my first full sea day. I was extremely tired but was told some amazing goss as well as Chrissy trying to get tender tickets!

I checked in today to get onboard the Ultimate World Cruise. It was an ordeal Also I’m so sick. The sea is so choppy. I almost threw up on everyone at dinner.

In two days I get on board the Ultimate World Cruise. Im on it for 16 nights. What is the Ultimate World Cruise? Why am I getting on it? What is going to be happening in this series?

Well the time has come, after all the HR complaints the straw has finally broken the camels back and my time at LiSTNR has come to an end.  But does this change much? NOPE - In fact more drama is unfolding now more than ever.   You can still listen to the pod on Patreon which I've linked below... the chaos will continue (just without producer Nat) LINKS. Link to new home of the podcast www.patreon.com/christianhull Link to my shop here, www.fkoffshop.com/ Follow @christianhull on Instagram  CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper    Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Yep the 2023 Word Of The Year has been announced and I've never been more confused in my life.  I run through a list of things that have been found in peoples colons (ew), apparently Producer Nat thinks she's found the 'New Noosa'  AND we go through the last WEEK ON THE WEB SHEET from last year! Turns out there was some pretty funny memories from last season.  LINKS. Link to my shop here, www.fkoffshop.com/ Follow @christianhull on Instagram CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

A lot is happening in this episode... Not only do a record some more of my CRAZY dreams but we also play another round of 'Porn Parodies' and its just as rogue as last weeks. I also pass along  a Netflix recommendation, 'Ghost Train Murders', will leave chills up your spine! AND I have a little rage outburst (shock) about one thing that people do in the airport that sends me over the edge.  LINKS. Link to my shop here, www.fkoffshop.com/ Follow @christianhull on Instagram  CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

This weeks episode we probably play the funnest game of the season - Porn Parodies and the best part? you can play along too!  I also play another round of 'Normal or Nah' from my good friends Toni & Ryan.  And it wouldn't be the end of the year if we didn't have a look at Producer Nat's 'Week On The Web' sheet - what will we learn today? Something stupid probably. LINKS. Listen to my interview with Toni and Ryan on this very pod https://bit.ly/completedrivel-toniryan .  Buy Toni & Ryan's Normal or Nah card game https://bit.ly/toniryan-normalnah-game Link to my shop here, www.fkoffshop.com/ Follow @christianhull on Instagram  CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Ok so this is the episode where I think I find out Im colour blind ... I stand by my answer. THESE. CROCS. ARE. YELLOW!  Producer Nat shares a sex confession which leads us into a fun game we like to call 'Guess The Porn Parody'. Also an article shares all the things you should have had growing up if you were raised  middle class in Australia ... turns  LINKS. Link to my shop here, www.fkoffshop.com/ Follow @christianhull on Instagram  CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Yep a man has kidnapped a scientist in order to find a solution to his dog ageing. Only in Florida hey!  I've also been receiving so many spam emails, and they're as explicit as you'd expect.  I also read out some Kinky Questions in a new card game i found! Let the kinky Konversations begin.  LINKS. Link to my shop here, www.fkoffshop.com/ Follow @christianhull on Instagram   CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Yep, You heard correctly, a living fly was found inside someone during a routine colonoscopy.  I share some audio of my dad having breakfast aka the loudest person on the planet, i share my biggest secret yet as a part of the Secret Witness Project which you have to hear about.  AND i've done it again, Ive accidentally uploaded nude - but who received them you ask? You'll have to listen to find out (and no it wasn't the QLD Police)  LINKS. For your chance to win $100, tell me what you think about the podcast (I won't judge), click here: https://form.typeform.com/to/gyE8Sfzk Link to my shop here, www.fkoffshop.com/ Follow @christianhull on Instagram CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

So I was invited on set to feature in a new movie, 'Ride Like A Girl' and I may or may not have accidentally offended one of the actors, which also... happened to be Sam Neill.  Last Stop Larriamh has been trending on Netflix for the last few weeks, and I've managed to track down someone who worked in the pub that made the town famous.  ALSO I've been recoding my dreams when I wake up, yes the audio is as ridiculous as you would expect.  LINKS. For your chance to win $100, tell me what you think about the podcast (I won't judge), click here: https://form.typeform.com/to/gyE8Sfzk Link to my shop here, www.fkoffshop.com/ Follow @christianhull on Instagram  CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

I have scarred an employee once again, poor Trudy will never go into my house willingly again. I should really stop giving out my house keys. I also dined in a new restaurant that has you hanging off the side of a building, and theres only one way down - yes i scream like a small child. I have a Hoodies update for you AND i'm officially a daddy! (Well.. A God-Daddy).  LINKS. For your chance to win $100, tell me what you think about the podcast (I won't judge), click here: https://form.typeform.com/to/gyE8Sfzk Link to my shop here, www.fkoffshop.com/ Follow @christianhull on Instagram    CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Producer Nat has disclosed her recent dating "icks" I think she's being ridiculous - but you be the judge! I also share the most horrific stories circulating the internet at the moment. Their credibility is questionable but their shock value is level 100. AND, I share my recent experience at a nude beach (and yes I recorded the whole thing). LINKS. For your chance to win $100, tell me what you think about the podcast (I won't judge), click here: https://form.typeform.com/to/gyE8Sfzk Link to my shop here, www.fkoffshop.com/ Follow @christianhull on Instagram  CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Yep, it finally happened - my old colleagues Carrie & Tommy from the HIT Network found my only fans and now have invited me to discuss said topic on live radio. this is how it went.  I also do some unboxing from WISH, I shout out some beautiful Patreon members, Producer Nat has lost it over puppies in the office AND how these guys scammed UberEats out of millions ... Im listening.  IT'S JAM PACKED  LINKS . You can catch Carrie & Tommy weekday afternoons on the Hit Network Missed a show? Catch up on the podcast here - https://bit.ly/40AXxjE Follow @christianhull on Instagram    CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Is it an addiction or a fun recreational activity - we finally get to the bottom of my porn habits. I also pose some pretty philosophical questions - why does diet coke taste better in a can than a bottle &  would you open a packet of chips at the grocery store before paying? I tackle the real deep stuff this week.  AND I recall a traumatic turbulence experience on a recent flight, but have no fear - a napkin and a tub of jelly can help!  LINKS . Follow @christianhull on Instagram   CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper    Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

*Trigger warning: Domestic Violence and Coercive Control* A Mum, Nurse, Public Speaker, Survivor of abuse and coercive control and now and campaigner for those going through similar circumstances - Fiona Judd is an inspiration. But it was receiving a bag from 'Share The Dignity' that she found hope. An amazing campaign and an amazing charity - here's how you can get involved.  LINKS . Share The Dignity Website, HERE  To Donate and for more info on the 'It's In The Bag' Campaign, HERE Find out more info on 'Reason To Thrive',  HERE Follow Fiona Judd HERE Follow @christianhull on Instagram    CREDITS Host: Christian HullGuest: Fiona JuddProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

The age old question (no, not the chicken or the egg). Is it milk or Milo first? I'm very passionate about my preference.  I share a new sexcapade! Involving a saucy hotel room and while we are on the topic of sexy stuff I also share a sex toy update!  AND a new app that's meant to help connection and relationships, but will it work on Producer Nat and I? We might be beyond help. LINKS . Follow @christianhull on Instagram   CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

The collaboration you're simply not ready for... Luke & Sassy Scott vs. Christian Hull. Just when you thought this podcast couldn't get any more chaotic.  The boys join me for a chat to discuss what it's like working with a sibling and how the HECK they not only ended up at the Osbourne's house but also ... in their family group chat.  I also got in contact with their dad to ask some pretty personal questions - can they guess who their dad chose? And before you ask, yes arguments were had.  LINKS . Follow @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram  Listen to The Luke & Sassy Scott Podcast https://bit.ly/lukescott-pod . Follow @christianhull on Instagram    CREDITS Host: Christian HullGuest: Luke, Scott Producer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull

Did you know you can find out how many notifications you get in a day? I wouldn't look if i were you... I'm also celebrating one year since i joined LiSTNR! How we made it 12 months is beyond me.  Australia's favourite shapes flavour has been announced, so we do a little taste test and who the F**K likes savoury?  AND Producer Nat has entered me into artists Spencer Tunick's next installation which involves me being nude with 1000+ other random people... yay.   LINKS . Follow @christianhull on Instagram   CREDITS Host: Christian HullProducer: Natalie Turner Audio Imager: Nial Fernandes Social Producer: Ben Turner Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull