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The Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes shopping this week as the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Ben Worcester to chat about the not-great comedy, Paul Blart: Mall Cop! Why is 90% of this film’s comedy just poking fun at Kevin’s weight? Is Paul Blart a perfect Todd Solondz character? And is there anything more dated in this film than all the Segway comedy? Maybe the playing of Rock Band? PLUS: Much praise for the underrated teen comedy, Angus! Paul Blart: Mall Cop stars Kevin James, Keir O’Donnell, Jayma Mays, Raini Rodriguez, Shirley Knight, Steve Rannazzisi, Peter Garety, Bobby Cannavale, and Adam Ferrara as Sergeant Howard; directed by Steve Carr. Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $3 a month! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Tour 2023, KONG, DILF Den & Grab-Ass & Cancer designs!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are looking over the weekend box office (will Spider-Verse continue its run on top or will the Maximals reign supreme?), chatting about new releases (Netflix's Arnold doc, anyone?), picking their fave sketches from this season of I Think You Should Leave, reacting to some new trailers (like EXPEND4BLES, lol), and more, including a brief wrap-up of this year's Tony Awards!This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Red Alert for this special Emergency Episode all about the brand-new Transformers motion picture, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts! Caution: if you have not yet seen this movie, we’re talking a blue streak about it this week, so yes, spoilers abound! Hey, why do these Maximals have hair? Why does Unicron look like a giant chocolate starfish? Who can we thank for the awesome soundtrack? Why didn’t they realize that Dominique Fishback’s character isn’t addressed by name until 30 minutes into the film? And wow, that giant cloud of smoke over Manhattan sure was prescient, wasn’t it? PLUS: Unicron gets the wrong Burger King order from Grub Hub! Transformers: Rise of the Beasts stars Anthony Ramos, Dominique Fishback, Luna Lauren Vélez, Tobe Nwigwe, Michael Kelly, and the voices of Ron Perlman, Peter Dinklage, Michelle Yeoh, Pete Davidson, Liza Koshy, John Dimaggio, David Soblolov, Michaela Jaé Rodriguez, Colman Domingo, Cristo Fernández, Tongayi Chirisa, and the legendary Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime; directed by Steven Caple Jr. Looking for more WHM-related content? Check out the hours and hours of exclusive bonus content on our Patreon!Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Tour 2023, KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer & SW Crispy Critters designs!Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For the kick-off of the 2023 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the guys are racing to save the land of Fantasia with a convo about the popular 1980s children’s film, The NeverEnding Story! Who is the bigger Disgusting Shit Boy (DSB) here, Bastian or Atreyu? How much does Bastian’s rotten father hate his little bookworm guts? And why didn’t they just fork over the cash and actually cast Ernest Borgnine to voice Falkor? PLUS: Freddy Krueger works as the janitor at Bastian’s school!The NeverEnding Story stars Garret Oliver, Gerald McRaney, Thomas Hill, Deep Roy, Tilo Prückner, Moses Gunn, Sydney Bromley, Tami Stronach, and Noah Hathaway as Atreyu; directed by Wolfgang Petersen.Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Tour 2023, KONG, DILF Den & Grab-Ass & Cancer designs!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month’s globetrotting W❤️M, the guys are chatting about the wildly good adventure sequel, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! Is River Phoenix’s haircut period appropriate? Did Marcus Brody get brain damage in Venice? And how in the world did they not immediately see that—LOOK OUT, INDY! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with countless hours of bonus content and exclusive shows—including over 60 full-length WLM & WHM episodes—head over to our Patreon and sign up now!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live at the Royal Theatre, Toronto, ON, Canada, 10.27.22 On this week’s episode, it’s the gang’s raucous live show from their Canadian debut where they talked a blue streak all about the abysmal horror sequel, Saw IV! Is John Kramer the single person keeping the mini tape recorder business going? Why did they cast so many dull, brown-haired dudes to play all these faceless, monosyllabically-named characters? And did Tobin Bell swipe his autopsy puppet from the prop department? PLUS: A live version of the VHS Trailer Game! Saw IV stars Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Patterson, Betsy Russell, Lyriq Bent, Louis Ferreira, Donnie Wahlberg, and Angus Macfadyen as Jeff; directed by Darren Lynn Bousman. Looking for more WHM-related content? Check out the hours and hours of exclusive bonus content on our Patreon! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer & SW Crispy Critters designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, the guys are talking about a movie that originally took place in 2006, but now thanks to useless retconning is supposed to take place around 2013, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift! How dare they use “Bawitaba” in its entirety like this? Should Kid Rock take his own advice to get in the pit and try to love someone? And how was it that Steve wound up seeing Kid Rock live in concert? PLUS: Jesse Ventura gets drafted to go fight aliens around Jupiter and stops off at the moon base Hudson News! The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift stars Lucas Black, Sung Kang, Brian Tee, Nathalie Kelley, Brian Goodman, Bow Wow, and the legendary Sonny Chiba as Uncle Kamata; directed by Justin Lin. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer & SW Crispy Critters designs!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's ON-SCREEN LIVE! the guys are chatting about movies, shows and games they experienced over the weekend like Blackberry, The Muppets Mayhem, and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom! They're also reacting to trailers for Meg 2: The Trench and Arnold, analyzing the weekend box office, taking a look at a super-terrible SECRET MOVIE, and more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the guys are left scratching their heads over the “prestige zombie drama” World War Z! How checked-out was Brad for this one? Couldn’t they have found anything for Mireille Enos to do besides sit by a phone and mope? And good gravy, what are we doing with that Pepsi machine at the end? PLUS: Gal Gadot adopts North Korea’s anti-zombie protocol! World War Z stars Brad Pitt, Mireille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badge Dale, Ludi Boeken, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Matthew Fox, and David Morse as Ex-CIA Agent; directed by Marc Forster. San Francisco! We’ll be talking Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home IN TWO DAYS at Cobb’s Comedy Club—this Thursday, 5/18! Make sure you’ve got your tix!! We're so pumped to see you! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer & SW Crispy Critters designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on On-Screen Live! the guys are chatting about Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, reacting to trailers for Dune: Part Two, Insidious: The Red Door and A Haunting in Venice, unearthing a couple of Secret Movies, dissecting the weekend box office, and more! Be sure to catch us on the road starting next week when we play shows in San Francisco and Los Angeles—L.A. is sold out, so San Francisco-area folks, don't sleep on your tickets! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the gang talks about the entertaining as all get-out and totally regular Pauly Shore comedy, Son In Law! Is this the undisputed best Pauly Shore movie? How hilarious is that Flea cameo? Does this movie work without the incredible supporting cast, including the great Lane Smith? And why bother forbidding the Weasel from being an on-screen stoner?! PLUS: Lane Smith feuds with Kevin Costner’s Field of Dreams farmer character, Ray Kinsella. Son In Law stars Pauly Shore, Carla Gugino, Lane Smith, Tiffani Thiessen, Cindy Pickett, Mason Adams, Patrick Renna, Dennis Burkley, and Dan Gauthier as Travis; directed by Steve Rash. San Francisco & Los Angeles—tickets are on sale now for our upcoming spring shows—L.A. there are just a few remaining for our show on Twins! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer & SW Crispy Critters designs!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month’s superhero-sized W❤️M, the guys are boarding the Milano to have an intergalactic conversation about the totally fantastic Guardians of the Galaxy! Could just anyone do the Groot performance? Why can’t more of these movies be this well-written? Does any other section of the MCU have this much—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live! the guys are chatting about David Lowery's Peter Pan & Wendy and Kelly Fremon Craig's Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret., checking in on this season of Succession (with a few spoilers!), reacting to the trailer for The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes, going over the weekend Box Office, and more! Be sure to catch us on the road in a few weeks when we play shows in San Francisco and Los Angeles—L.A. you're at a Low Ticket Warning! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes friend of the show and author, Brant MacDuff to chat about the pursued-by-bear survivalist thriller, The Edge! How much of a genius is Anthony Hopkins supposed to here? Should you really be throwing an old man a surprise birthday party? And couldn’t someone have taken two minutes to at least eulogize that poor dead pilot? PLUS: A lengthy argument about what constitutes a “sexy sandwich.” Pick up a copy of Brant’s fascinating new book, “The Shotgun Conservationist,” out now from Timber Press! The Edge stars Anthony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin, Harold Perrineau, Elle Macpherson, L.Q. Jones, Kathleen Wilholte, Gordon Tootoosis, and Bart the Bear as The Bear; directed by Lee Tamahori. San Francisco & Los Angeles—tickets are on sale now for our upcoming spring shows! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer & SW Crispy Critters designs!Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In their first Mail Bag ep in quite some time, the guys are reading letters from intrepid listeners, answering live audience questions & more! Letter topics include horrendous crowds for Ari Aster films, botched DCP screenings, people mixing up The Big Lebowski with The Full Monty & one adorable performing chimp that 100% died of alcoholism. PLUS: The guys give some really horrible screening recommendations to soon-to-be-parents! Catch the replay of our KING KONG '05 virtual live show (& 4/20-friendly After Party Q&A sesh) now through this coming Thursday, 4/27! Don't miss out on this event, because once it's gone, it's gone! Want your weird stories read on the air? Have a question for the guys? Looking for some bad advice? Then write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the final APE-ril offering, the gang is chatting about the better-than-they-expected Dwayne Johnson monster movie, Rampage! Why, for the love of all that is good, do all DJ characters have to be totally sexless, even in this movie where ladies are coming onto him left and right? Are these sexy corporate villains brother and sister, banging, or both? And how fantastic was that big wolf attack scene? More super-violent monster movies, please! PLUS: George W. Bush and Poppy play the OG Rampage game! Rampage stars Dwayne Johnson, Naomie Harris, Malin Ackerman, Jake Lacy, Joe Maganiello, Marley Shelton, P.J. Byrne, Jack Quaid, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Kentucky Fried Government Agent Harvey Russell; directed by Brad Peyton.You’ve got a precious couple days left to catch the replay of our KING KONG virtual live show, now through Thursday, 4/27! San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ—tickets on sale now for our upcoming spring and summer shows, we wanna see you IRL! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about Nic Cage as Dracula in Renfield, Russell Crowe wearing a hat as The Pope's Exorcist, Joaquin Phoenix freaking out in Beau Is Afraid, reacting to the trailers for The Marvels and The Last Voyage of the Demeter, going over the weekend Box Office numbers, and more, including the debut of a brand-new segment, SECRET MOVIE! Don't forget to pick up your tickets for our WORLDWIDE VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW happening tomorrow, 4/20, where we'll be talking all about Peter Jackson's King Kong from 2005! Be sure to pick up the ticket bundle that gives you access to the full show AND the After Party where we'll be doing another FULL HOUR answering questions from the audience! If you can't make the show, the replay is available for a full week after! Be sure to catch us on the road this spring when we play shows in San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s APE-ril episode, the guys check back in with Philo, Orville and Clyde in the cigarette and bad beer-filled sequel, Any Which Way You Can! How are these fellas bareknuckle boxing in those tight slacks? How great was it back in the day when Truckers outranked Police in this country? And boy, oh boy, will this movie remind you to always check the car seat cushion before you sit down! PLUS: Behold! One of the wildest, most disgusting sex scenes in cinema history! Any Which Way You Can stars Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Geoffrey Lewis, William Smith, Harry Guardino, Ruth Gordon, Barry Corbin, Al Ruscio, and the late Buddha the Orangutan as Clyde; directed by Buddy Van Horn. DO NOT miss our WORLDWIDE virtual live show THIS THURSDAY, 4/20, where we’re talking Peter Jackson’s KING KONG, PLUS, doing a full hour, post-show Q&A after party! Can’t make it the night of? No worries! The show AND after party are available for replay for a full week after! San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ—tickets are on sale now for our upcoming spring and summer shows! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs!Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Ben Affleck's Air, all the news coming out of the Star Wars Celebration—including a bit of Trailer Segment dedicated to the new coming attraction for Ahsoka—and much, much more!You're not gonna want to miss our VIRTUAL live show on the 2005 KING KONG! Get your tickets now—and be sure to bundle in that After Party add-on to keep the fun rolling for a full hour longer! Be sure to catch us on the road this spring when we play shows in San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, APE-ril continues with a chat about George A. Romero’s totally bonkers helper-monkey horror film, Monkey Shines! Should that nurse have been allowed to move in with her awful bird? Should John Pankow’s character be skipping so much sleep like that? Is it always this awful to work with a Stephen Root character as your boss? Has the Tooch ever played sleazier? And how about that sex scene, huh?! Now we’re talkin’! PLUS: Lots of talk about how to make Pat Sajak’s inevitable funeral more fun! Monkey Shines stars Jason Beghe, John Pankow, Kate McNeil, Joyce Van Patten, Christine Forrest, Stephen Root, Stanley Tucci, Janine Turner, and Boo the Monkey as Ella; directed by the late legend, George A. Romero. San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ—tickets on sale now for our upcoming spring and summer shows, along with the just-announced VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW all about Peter Jackson's King Kong happening on 4/20! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month’s We 🦧 Movies, we’re chatting about an ape-solutely fantastic piece of science fiction filmmaking, the 1968 Planet of the Apes! How incredible is all the stuff even before we get to the apes? Have you marveled at all the fabulously designed—HALT! This episode is for apes and subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock hours, upon hours of exclusive WHM-related content with the click of a button! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the gang's chatting about Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, Murder Mystery 2 and Tetris, analyzing the weekend box office, reacting to trailers for Marvel’s Secret Invasion, Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City and DC’s The Blue Beetle, and much more! Be sure to catch us on the road this spring when we play shows in San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ—or on the Internet where we'll be virtually talking about King Kong on 4/20! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, the guys kick off APE-RIL with a chat about the outrageous kid-friendly monkey movie, Dunston Checks In! How come nobody goes outside in this film? Are these kids eating room service steak every night? How incredible are Paul Reubens and Glenn Shadix in this movie? How does that dog survive the fall off the hotel's roof? And why did they bother with this useless older brother character? Yikes. PLUS: Look who all’s invited to Tim Burton’s birthday party! Dunston Checks In stars Jason Alexander, Eric Lloyd, Rupert Everett, Glenn Shadix, Paul Reubens, Faye Dunaway, Graham Sack, Jennifer Bassey, and the late "Sam" as Dunston; directed by Ken Kwapis.San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ—tickets on sale now for our upcoming spring and summer shows, along with the just-announced VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW all about Peter Jackson's King Kong happening on 4/20! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs!Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's jam-packed On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about John Wick: Chapter 4, Children of the Corn (2020), Netflix's The Night Agent, and Full River Red, reacting to trailers for Nicole Holofcener's You Hurt My Feelings and Tim Story's The Blackening, covering the weekend box office numbers, and much more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the devilish 666th episode of the show, the guys are wrapping up Listener Request Month chatting about the absolutely horrendous witchcraft-centric teen action movie, The Covenant! How did they not have a single scene of this paranormal high school movie set in the school's lunch room? What are the parameters of these guys’ witch powers? What is with this energy suck idea? And how awful is that Harry Potter joke? PLUS: Tune in to these incredible new TLC reality shows, DILF Den and Mint Swap! The Covenant stars Steven Strait, Laura Ramsey, Sebastian Stan, Chase Crawford, Toby Hemingway, Jessica Lucas, Kyle Schmid, Wendy Crewson, Stephen McHattie, Kenneth Walsh, and Taylor Kitsch as Pogue Parry; directed by Renny Harlin. Tickets on sale now for our upcoming spring and summer shows, including the just-announced VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW all about Peter Jackson's King Kong happening on 4/20! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are reporting from the theater as they share their thoughts on the box office bomb Shazam! Fury of the Gods and the limited release Willem Dafoe one-hander Inside, catch up on the dreadfully-titled dino action flick 65, react to the trailer for IFC's Paint, break down the weekend box office, and more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month forces the gang to watch the total action gem, Hard Rain! Why didn’t Ed Asner bring Christian Slater in on the scam? How great were the leg workouts these actors got filming in all this water? Why does Minnie Driver’s character care so much about those church windows? And how much does Morgan Freeman despise test screenings? PLUS: All hail the new CEO of Paramount Pictures… Richard from Nebraska! Hard Rain stars Christian Slater, Morgan Freeman, Minnie Driver, Randy Quaid, Ed Asner, Michael Goorjian, Dann Florek, Ricky Harris, Mark Rolston, Peter Murnik, Wayne Duvall, Richard Dysart, and Betty White as Doreen; directed by Mikael Salomon. Tickets on sale now for live shows in May and June! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs!Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this edition of On-Screen Live!, the guys re-cap all the ins, outs and what-have-yous from this year's Oscars ceremony, including Everything Everywhere All at Once and All Quiet on the Western Front running away with the night, Kimmel's hits and misses, Garage Rock Lady Gaga, and, mostly importantly, who got FARINA'd! PLUS: On top of recapping Hollywood's Biggest Night, the guys also give their thoughts on the fun-as-hell Scream VI and run the rest of the weekend box office numbers! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on the show, Listener Request Month continues as the guys do their best to hide all emotion while discussing the completely dreadful sci-fi romp, Equilibrium! How did they botch that book size bit? Why were pillows outlawed in this society? And how much of a disgusting shit boy (DSB) is this little son? PLUS: Freddy Krueger returns after the citizens of Libria finally stop taking their dream suppressants—and he’s underwhelmed at the quality of dead meats! Equilibrium stars Christian Bale, Taye Diggs, Sean Pertwee, William Fichtner, Angus Macfadyen, Sean Bean, and Emily Watson as Mary O’Brien; directed by Kurt Wimmer. Tickets on sale now for our shows in San Francisco and Los Angeles! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on the program, the first WHM episode of Listener Request Month peels out as the guys talk about the Sylvester Stallone car racing dud, Driven! Why can’t this movie decide on a villain? How terrible are all the CGI sewer covers? Why are those announcers getting so horned up over the car crashes? And guard your ears, this movie has one of the worst soundtracks of all time! PLUS: Does God watch The Eric Szyszka Show? Driven stars Sylvester Stallone, Kip Pardue, Stacy Edwards, Til Schweiger, Gina Gershon, Estella Warren, Cristián de la Fuente, Brent Briscoe, Robert Sean Leonard, and Burt Reynolds as Carl Henry; directed by Renny Harlin. Tickets on sale now for our shows in San Francisco and Los Angeles! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month’s Patron-requested We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about John Huston’s Rudyard Kipling adaptation, The Man Who Would Be King! How wild is Michael Caine’s makeup for the bookends of this film? Has Connery’s butt ever looked better on screen? And wow, what a WILD—for the sake of the widow's son! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with a massive library of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this edition of On-Screen Live!, the guys are going over the weekend Box Office numbers (including Quantumania's hard fall in week 2); reacting to the trailers for the new Russell Crowe horror film The Pope's Exorcist and Netflix's Arnold action comedy, FUBAR; chatting about Cocaine Bear, and more!This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the obnoxious Kid Power triumph, 3 Ninjas! Is there an unrated version of this movie that’s more violent? Like where Tum-Tum gives a guy a Colombian Neck Tie or something? How terrible is the score to this film? And is this grandfather trying to raise an army of little domestic terrorists? PLUS: Couldn’t we get a Snyder/Grandpa in-the-early-days movie? 3 Ninjas stars Michael Treanor, Max Elliot Slade, Chad Power, Rand Kingsley, Alan McRae, Margarita Franco, Joel Swetow, Kate Sargeant, Professor Toru Tanaka, Patrick Labyorteaux, and Victor Wong as Grandpa; directed by Jon Turteltaub.Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are giving their thoughts on the weekend Box Office, Marvel's Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Liam Neeson in Marlowe, checking in on this first episode of the new Star Trek: Picard season, as well as doing the official drawing for the 2023 Listener Request Month selections! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live every Monday at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, the guys keep the Valentine’s celebration going with an unofficial WLM all about 1981’s My Bloody Valentine! How incredible is that Hollis fella? Was the town really going to fold if they didn’t have that Valentine’s Day dance? Couldn’t the kids have just brought packs of hot dogs to the town bar instead of the mining office’s commissary? How disorganized was that mental hospital? Does the neon lighting cheapen Valentine Bluffs’ town welcome sign? And did playing the video game Pong fuel Mark David Chapman’s night of terror back in 1980? PLUS: At least 15 minutes spent throughout the episode talking about, you guessed it, hot dogs! My Bloody Valentine stars Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck, Alf Humphreys, Cynthia Dale, Helene Udy, Don Francks, Patricia Hamilton, Larry Reynolds, and Keith Knight as Hollis; directed by George Mihalka. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live! the guys are talking about Magic Mike's Last Dance taking the weekend Box Office, along with Knock at the Cabin's tragic fall, and reactions to several trailers that dropped during or around the Big Game, including Fast X, The Flash, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, Creed III, and more! NOTE: During the stream, YouTube decided to cut the feed when we were reacting to the trailer for The Flash. Everything worked itself out, but apologies for some janky-ness in the conversation toward the end, however nothing is cut out. Our whole convo is in tact! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live every Monday at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us over on YT! We plan on expanding the channel throughout 2023 and we don't want you to miss out! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the guys are celebrating Valentine’s Day by chatting about the beloved 90’s rom-com, Sleepless in Seattle! Would this movie have benefitted from some kind of body count? Is Meg Ryan’s character tanking this newspaper’s expense account policy with this stalking scheme? And’s does that little boy sound like Tom Waits? PLUS: A survey of Revolutionary War-era sex toys! Sleepless in Seattle stars Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Ross Malinger, Bill Pullman, Rita Wilson, Victor Garber, David Hyde Pierce, Frances Conroy, and Rosie O’Donnell as Becky; directed by Nora Ephron. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about M. Night Shyamalan's Knock at the Cabin, reacting to the trailer for the Toni Collette comedy, Mafia Mamma, going over James Gunn's major DCU announcements, looking at 80 For Brady box office success, and more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live every Monday at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us over on YT! We plan on expanding the channel throughout 2023 and we don't want you to miss out! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the guys are chatting about an absolute duketastrophe of a comic book adaptation, R.I.P.D.! What kind of a deal did Ryan Reynolds make with The Devil? Is this proof that Jeff Bridges can be a delight in anything? How hard was this thing trying to be Men in Black? And wow, how horrendous is all the CGI here? Woof. PLUS: After the success of Barbarian, can Richard Brake go to a hardware store anymore? R.I.P.D. stars Jeff Bridges, Ryan Reynolds, Kevin Bacon, Mary-Louise Parker, Stephanie Szostak, Marisa Miller, Devin Ratray, Mike O’Malley, and Hollywood legend, James Hong as… Nick’s Avatar; directed by Robert Schwentke. For more Jeff Bridges chatter, be sure you’re subscribed to the WHM Patreon to access this month’s WLM on The Big Lebowski, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Love & Thunder, Demono’s Pizza, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about one of the all-time great films of the 1990s, The Big Lebowski! Lebowski is one of those movies where a new detail, joke, or moment is discovered with every re-watch. Has John Goodman ever been better? Can massive cult fandom destroy a—OVER THE LINE! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this edition of On-Screen Live!, the guys are reacting to last Tuesday's Oscar nominations, doing a quick check-in on what just played at Sundance, chatting about Brandon Cronenberg's Infinity Pool, reacting to the Succession season 4 trailer, and taking a look at the box office success of Pathaan! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live every Monday at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us over on YT! We plan on expanding the channel throughout 2023 and we don't want you to miss out! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the guys are suffering through the failed hierarchical power shift in the DCU that is, Black Adam! Did anyone in this movie care that they were making it? Why did the writers think it was a good idea to jam four additional superheroes we’d never met into the same film in which we’re also introduced to Black Adam? And what—in all that is holy—was with those terrible needle drops? PLUS: All hail the mighty, INTERGANG! Black Adam stars Dwayne Johnson, Aldis Hodge, Noah Centineo, Sara Shahi, Quintessa Swindell, Marwan Kenzari, Bodhi Sabongui, and Pierce Brosnan as Dr. Fate; directed by Jaume Collet-Serra. Click here to catch the replay of the Thor: Love and Thunder virtual show now through Thursday, February 2, 2023! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new SW Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys were chatting about this weekend's box office numbers, including Sony's new film Missing which entered the Top 5, watching and reacting to the trailers for Scream VI and the new season of The Mandalorian, and reviewing some current film & television releases including Skinamarink, Sick, and The Last of Us. This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live every Monday at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us over on YT! We plan on expanding the channel throughout 2023 and we don't want you to miss out! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the guys go back to Haddonfield one more time to chat about the conclusion of David Gordon Green’s (overly?) ambitious horror trilogy, Halloween Ends! Should they have front-loaded the film with Michael and Laurie and gotten them out of the way first, instead of leaving it for last? How fabulous do the kills continue to be in these more recent films? And yikes, Cory getting bullied by the marching band kids is pretty hilarious! PLUS: Heed this film’s warning and never, ever turn off a screening of John Carpenter’s The Thing mid-way through! Halloween Ends stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Andi Matichak, Rohan Campbell, Will Patton, Michael Barbieri, Destiny Mone, Joey Harris, Marteen, Michele Dawson, Keraun Harris, Kyle Richards, Jaxon Goldberg, and James Jude Courtney as The Shape; directed by David Gordon Green. Click here to snag tickets to catch the gang LIVE in the virtual space THIS THURSDAY, January 26 as they chat about the stunningly bad Thor: Love and Thunder! Ticket bundles available for the exclusive after-party Q&A as well! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new SW Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're opening up the Mail Bag for the first time in 2023! On the latest edition of WHM Mail Bag, the gang was live-streaming on the WHM YouTube channel, answering fan questions from the chat, telling random stories, and yes, reading fan letters on the air that they selected from the about-to-burst Mail Bag, including: a fella who nearly killed himself while driving and listening to WHM (a legit hazard, btw, please use caution), another person who acted like a total coward in a haunted hedge maze, a woman bothering Star Trek's Michael Dorn on a cruise, and one little old lady getting tossed around violently in a horrendous Regal 4DX screening! Be sure you're subscribed to our YouTube channel with that notification 🔔 clicked so you don't miss a second whenever we go live! If you want your wild stories read on the air, write into the Mail Bag! Click here to snag tickets to catch the gang LIVE in the virtual space on January 26 as they chat about the stunningly bad Thor: Love and Thunder! Ticket bundles available for the exclusive after-party Q&A as well! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new SW Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the super-dud video game adaptation, Uncharted! What were those little kids planning to do if they actually stole the map? Will Tom Holland ever believably play a grown man? And what in the world was with that Negroni joke? PLUS: A fight scene in a Papa John’s? Come on… Uncharted stars Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg, Sophia Ali, Tati Gabrielle, Steven Waddington, and Antonio Banderas as Santiago Moncada; directed by Ruben Fleischer. Click here to snag tickets to catch the gang LIVE in the virtual space on January 26 as they chat about the stunningly bad Thor: Love and Thunder! Ticket bundles available for the exclusive after-party Q&A as well! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new SW Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Picking up where they left off at the New York Film Festival, the gang is pleased to present On-Screen Live! in its new, weekly format: a quick, half-hour (if we're lucky) lunch time (Mondays @ 12pm/et) live-streamed chat sesh about all-things entertainment, including box office numbers, trailer reactions, what we're looking forward to seeing in the coming weeks, TV shows we're watching, movies we caught in-theaters or otherwise over the weekend, guest interviews, Blu-ray & 4K UHD round-ups, and more! Be sure you're subscribed to the WHM YouTube channel and you've got notifications turned on so you get reminded when we go live and catch these episodes as their air!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the gang dodges atrociraptors and swats down gigantic locusts while chatting about the truly sad and terrible trilogy conclusion, Jurassic World: Dominion! Why couldn’t the film have had the guts to kill off some of these legacy characters? Why are we focusing on so much non-dinosaur story elements like corn seed, Clone Girl, and those dreadful locusts? And bringing back Dodgson? Really? PLUS: Coming this spring to ITV, the next docutainment sensation, My Dinosaur Bride! Jurassic World: Dominion stars Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Mamoudou Athie, Isabella Sermon, Campbell Scott, Omar Sy, and BD Wong as Dr. Henry Wu; directed by Colin Trevorrow. Click here to snag tickets to catch the gang LIVE in the virtual space on January 26 as they chat about the stunningly bad Thor: Love and Thunder! Ticket bundles available for the exclusive after-party Q&A as well! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new SW Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This month on We ❤️ Movies, we’re talking a blue streak about one of the best Hollywood blockbusters of (at least) the last decade, and one of the best films of last year, Top Gun: Maverick! How refreshing was it to see all of these real-deal sequences caught on film? Couldn’t we have had a few more scenes with—whoa there! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the first episode of 2023, the gang is ringing in the new year with a convo about an absolutely ridiculous flop from 2022, the totally zany Moonfall! Why couldn’t we get more wild collateral damage kills like in previous Emmerich films? Is a Lexus really the best car for the apocalypse? And how hilarious was that rocket vandalism? PLUS: George Bailey tries to stop the moon fall, but gets his consciousness sucked into the A.I.! Moonfall stars Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson, John Bradley, Charlie Plummer, Kelly Yu, Michael Peña, and Donald Sutherland as Holdenfield; directed by Roland Emmerich. Click here to snag tickets to catch the gang LIVE in the virtual space on January 26 as they chat about the stunningly bad Thor: Love and Thunder! Ticket bundles available for the exclusive after-party Q&A as well! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new SW Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.