We Hate Movies

“You’ve got ’til the 13th or fuck you!” - Steve on office holiday party schedulingRecorded live at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, New Jersey - 12.07.23On this week’s episode, we were LIVE in Jersey City to chat about the Tim Allen Christmas classic, The Santa Clause! Shouldn’t Tim Allen’s character hate Christmas before being possessed by the soul of Santa Claus? Why did they give Wendy Crewson Uma Thurman’s exact haircut from Pulp Fiction? How fantastic is Judge Reinhold in this, as always? And how difficult was it to work with Tim Allen on that Disney+ sequel show? PLUS: Steve has an eagle eye spying a fat foot double for Tim Allen! The Santa Clause stars Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson, Eric Lloyd, David Krumholtz, and Peter Boyle as Mr. Whittle; directed by John Pasquin.Catch us TOMORROW NIGHT in Boston as we chat about Pretty Woman LIVE at Laugh Boston. It’s our final of the show year and it’s gonna be a wild one! This episode is brought to you in part by Uncommon Goods! To get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM. That’s UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM, for 15% off! Don’t miss out on this limited time offer! Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary.Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs this holiday season! Including new Ghostheads, Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“Mank was right, the twister looks good!” - Andrew on the special effectsOn this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies month concludes with an absolutely wild conversation on the beloved 1939 classic, The Wizard of Oz! How beautiful is all the craft to behold on-screen as this movie unfolds? Where’s the story where the town revolts against that disgusting Miss Gulch? Wait, how many times did that dog actor portray a dog named Toto? How great is all the vaudeville physical comedy these actors utilize? And in a film filled with terror, how horrifying are those talking trees? PLUS: Did the CIA put the poison in Oz’s poppy fields?The Wizard of Oz stars Judy Garland, Frank Morgan, Ray Bolger, Bert Lahr, Jack Haley, Billie Burke, Margaret Hamilton, Charley Grapevine, Clara Blandick, and Terry as Toto; directed by Victor Fleming. Catch us at our final live show of the year happening in Boston, Massachusetts on Wednesday, December 4! We’ll be back at Laugh Boston chatting about the beloved(?) rom-com, Pretty Woman! Get your tickets now!Today’s episode is brought to you in part by Diet Smoke! Exclusively for WHM listeners: As part of their Black Friday and Cyber Monday celebration, enjoy a $50 welcome gift PLUS 20% off your entire order! Head over to www.dietsmoke.com and use promo code WHM at checkout. This episode is also brought to you in part by Public Rec! For a very limited time, upgrade your wardrobe instantly and save 25% off during the Public Rec Holiday Sale! Click through here and when you check out, tell them you heard about them through us!And this episode is also sponsored in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“This will be a particularly ignorant episode… from an historical standpoint” - Steve, on WHM’s lack of history educationOn this week’s special We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about Royal Rid’s 2000-era action epic, Gladiator! How great of a run did this film set off for Russell Crowe? How easily eerie is Joaquin here? Did Jesse Ventura try to snag an audition along with Sven-Ole? How intense is that tiger sequence? Is the CGI’d Oliver Reed the first cinematic instance of Hollywood going to Tarkin Town and should we be calling it Oliver Reed-ville instead? And how funny is that “They Say No” decapitation? PLUS: How is this movie only one of THREE times Royal Rid was nominated for Best Director? Gladiator stars Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Richard Harris, Derek Jacobi, Djimon Hounsou, David Schofield, John Shrapnel, Ralf Moeller, Spencer Treat Clark, David Hemmings, Tommy Flanagan, Sven-Ole Thorsen, and Oliver Reed as Proximo; directed by Ridley Scott.This episode is brought to you in part by Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM. That’s UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM, for 15% off! Don’t miss out on this limited time offer! Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary.Be sure to catch us in Boston for our final show of the year! We’ll be talking about the film Pretty Woman at Laugh Boston on December 4! It’s our last stop on the road before we hibernate until next year, so we wanna see you out there! Click through here to get your tickets! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“It’s almost too much of a conspiracy for a sequel to The Fugitive to handle.” - Andrew, on the conspiracy plotOn this very special patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies, we’re chatting about the soggy, unnecessary continuation of The Fugitive, which is a flawless movie, it’s the very flawed sequel, U.S. Marshals! Why couldn’t Wesley be allowed to do some martial arts in these fight scenes? Why is it just another hunt for a wrongfully accused fella? Is this film one of the first ever instances of—hold it right there! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon today!Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon)—both happening next week!— & Boston (in December)!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“Granny shagger!” - Steve, on Aragorn and Arwen’s vast age gap On this week’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about the absolutely magnificent conclusion to the journey, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King! First of all, yes, we are discussing the four-hour and twenty-three-minute extended edition! How magnificent is John Noble’s demise in this movie? Of all the stuff they could’ve cut from the theatrical, why on Earth did they ditch Sarumon’s big fall? How horny is Eowyn for Aragorn? Was there a funnier way to include Sean Bean in that one scene? And should The Hobbit trilogy be re-evaluated? (Andrew thinks so!) PLUS: Samwise is framed for leaving nothing but Krackel in the Halloween variety pack! The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King stars Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Bernard Hill, Dominic Monaghan, Viggo Mortensen, John Noble, Miranda Otto, John Rhys-Davies, Andy Serkis, Liv Tyler, Karl Urban, Hugo Weaving, David Wenham, and Ian McKellen as Gandalf; directed by Peter Jackson.Our show this weekend in Portland is sold out, but tickets are still available for our show this Friday in Seattle! We're stoked to hit the PNW after so many years away, so let's get ready to party!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“His Joker has haunted me more than Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson or Mark Hamill!” - Andrew on Cesar RomeroOn this week’s episode, we’re kicking off We ❤️ Movies month with a fun-AF conversation about the super-silly, action-packed, superhero camp classic, Batman: The Movie! How incredible are all of these performances? Between this movie and filming the TV show, was the studio working these actors like dogs or what? Why is Batman stashing all his vehicles (land, sea and air) right out in broad daylight? Why are so many marine animals being obliterated throughout the film? And who were they kidding with that anti-alcohol line, everyone on this set was drinking before noon every day! PLUS: Does Bruce Wayne have the Memento memory disease and that’s why he has to label so many things in the Batcave?Batman: The Movie stars Adam West, Burt Ward, Lee Meriwether, Cesar Romero, Burgess Meredith, Frank Gorshin, Alan Napier, Neil Hamilton, Stafford Repp, Madge Blake, and Reginald Denny as Commodore Schmidlapp; directed by Leslie H. Martinson.This episode is brought to you in part by Uncommon Goods! To get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM. That’s UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM, for 15% off!And this episode is also sponsored in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon)—both happening next week!— & Boston (in December)!And it's your last chance to snag your 🎟️ for the replay of our SCRE4M show! Window closes after November 6!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

On this week's On-Screen Live, we're reviewing Edward Berger's Conclave, as well as the film we're told will be his last before retirement, Clint Eastwood's Juror #2! We're also going to take a look at the trailer for the new one from Bong Joon-ho, Mickey 17. And like always, we'll be going over the weekend box office to see what's grossing what, and this week in particular, we go off on Warner Bros. and their pathetic handling of this Eastwood release! We also review the 4K release of Alex Cox's Repo Man from Criterion.Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last month! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show!Cover art by the incomparable Felipe Sobreiro.

On this week's OSL return, we're going over the weekend box office, reviewing some in-theater genre flicks like Smile 2 and Venom: The Last Dance, and giving a bunch of recommendations for your Halloween horror movie viewing this week! PLUS: The first round of this season's VHS Trailer Game goes down with Chris Cabin hosting his first three rounds as the newly-minted Game King!Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last Wednesday! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show!Cover art by the incomparable Felipe Sobreiro.

“So, we start with pornography!” - Steve on the opening sceneOn this episode, our FOUR-OR MOVIE-themed Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close with a wild discussion about the pseudo-return-to-form sequel, Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled! How hilarious are all these additional djinn characters? How thinly written is this lead couple? Is their lawyer doing this pro-bono because he’s pro-boner? Was this djinn actually buddies with Caligula? And do the Highlander folks have a case here? PLUS: How hilarious is that fashion boutique decapitation? Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled stars Tara Spencer-Nairn, Michael Trucco, Jason Thompson, Kimberly Huie, Mariam Bernstein, John Benjamin Martin, and John Novak as the Djinn; directed by Chris Angel.Be sure to catch the replay of last week’s Scream 4 digital show! Both the show and the After Party Q&A are available to stream now through the November 6! Head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

"What every man wants: to lay in a bed with his mother and reassure her!" - Chris on Oz's spooningOn our latest breakdown of The Penguin on Too Old For This Shit, we're chatting about episode five, "Homecoming." Airing back on October 20, this episode's got some wild stuff in it including some prison shivving, an all-new mafia family being—hey now! Too Old For This Shit is a Patrons-only show! To access the full episode, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access all of TOFTS, along with countless hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else! Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last Wednesday! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show!Cover art by the incomparable Felipe Sobreiro.

On the latest edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys are plugging their upcoming end of year shows while reading letters about things like a guy taking and reusing a popcorn bucket he found in the garbage, seeing a heroic Toronto International Film Festival volunteer absolutely school a rude French Canadian industry representative, a couple of pool guys accidentally pulling into Christopher Walken's driveway, and a father who used the terrifying film, Pumpkinhead, as a babysitter for his own children! Be sure to not miss the replay of our Scream 4 digital live show! The show and After Party Q&A are both available through November 6! Click through here to get your tickets now!Have a question for the guys, or want your story read on the air? Then write into the WHM Mail Bag: [email protected]! And don't miss us on the road as we close out the year in Seattle, Portland and Boston!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“BIIIIIIIIG DAAAAA-DAAAAY!” - Steve, enthusiastically For this week’s FOUR-OR MOVIE Spooktacular selection, we’re talking about the last good one from a true horror master, George A. Romero’s Land of the Dead! Shouldn’t they have dirtied up Simon Baker’s handsome-as-hell appearance for this gritty-ish character? Who else wanted, nay, needed, more Dennis Hopper in this movie? How cool is that Priest Zombie head-snap move? Couldn’t they have shown us Big Daddy walking underwater like it’s a Pirates of the Caribbean movie? And anyone else catch the Tom Savini cameo? PLUS: George A. Romero and M. Night Shyamalan battle over Pennsylvania Film Director Supremacy! Land of the Dead stars Simon Baker, Dennis Hopper, John Leguizamo, Asia Argento, Robert Joy, Joanne Bland, Tony Nappo, Phil Fondacaro, and Eugene Clark as Big Daddy; directed by George A. Romero.This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event TOMORROW, October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“It’s a very specific kind of dumb…” - ChrisOn this week’s SPOOKTACULAR episode, we welcome back our Dead Meat buds, James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca, to chat about the outrageous sci-fi FOUR-OR movie, Leprechaun 4: In Space! How cheap are these computer animated ship effects? What was with that Ray Charles joke? What’s going on with this Mittenhands character? Does having this extra bug monster crowd the field for our beloved monstrous Leprechaun? And how about those exploding genitals, huh? PLUS: Captain Picard turns down the offer to install a disco ball in 10 Forward for… reasons.Leprechaun 4: In Space stars Warwick Davis, Brent Jasper, Jessica Collins, Gary Grossman, Rebecca Carlton, Tim Colceri, Guy Siner, Debbie Dunning, Rick Peters, Geoff Mead, Ladd York, and Miguel A. Nuñez Jr. as Sticks; directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith.Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

On the second half of our coverage of the 62nd New York Film Festival, we're reviewing several more films out of the fest, a few of which are bound for end-of-year attention for sure. We'll be reviewing Pablo Larraín's Maria, Guy Maddin's Rumours, Luca Guadagnino's Queer, Pedro Almodóvar's The Room Next Door, Paul Schrader's Oh, Canada & more! PLUS: Chris Cabin POPS OFF on the new Jason Reitman film, Saturday Night!Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“It’s a bunch of dead-eyed, CW, catalog models…” - Andrew, on this cast of dead meatsOn this week’s episode, the 2024 Halloween Spooktacular continues on the FOUR-OR MOVIE journey with the absolutely dreadful box office juggernaut, The Final Destination! How silly are all these 3D gags? Why did they cut the budget so harshly on this one, thus killing all their special effects? Why did the writers think the script needed that slur when you can already tell that the character is racist? And how in the world do you make one of these movies without the legendary Tony Todd? PLUS: Eric and Steve conjure the Bye Bye Man! The Final Destination stars Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten, Nick Zano, Haley Webb, Mykelti Williamson, Krista Allen, Andrew Fiscella, Stephanie Honoré, Lara Grice, Jackson Walker, Phil Austin, and Justin Welborn as Racist; directed by David Ellis.Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston where we’re talking Harry and the Hendersons, The Goonies, and Pretty Woman respectively!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“I think that’s the liquid from Prince of Darkness” - Chris, on the pickled eggs canister at Earl’s Bar in this movieOn this month’s W❤️M, our Spooktacular Four-or Movie Month spills over to Patreon as we chat about the pretty fun slasher sequel, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers! How sloppy is the mask in this movie? Why are we always moving this guy between hospitals in the middle of the night during the worst storm of the year? How hilarious is this gang of drunken townies? And was 1988 one of the biggest years for—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only, Sheriff! To access our full episode on Halloween 4, along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock the next level of WHM-related entertainment, including shows like MELR0210, Animation Damnation, Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story & more!Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

On the first episode of our two-part special coverage of the 62nd New York Film Festival, we're reviewing several fantastic selections from this year's lineup, including: Miguel Gomes' Grand Tour, Hong Sangsoo's A Traveler's Needs, and RaMell Ross's Nickel Boys. Additionally, even though Chris covered it out of TIFF, Andrew and Eric weigh in on Sean Baker's Anora, and Andrew reports on the new restoration of Clive Barker's Hellraiser! Plus, currently in release and fresh off its official NYFF special IMAX screening, Eric and Chris give their takes on Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis—Steve and Andrew will weigh in on the most talked about film of the year when On-Screen Live returns to its regularly scheduled programming later in October.Be sure to catch our second segment of NYFF62 coverage, airing next Monday, October 7, at noon/eastern, on YouTube!Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“More often than not, I’m fighting for my life!” - Eric, on his recurring nightmaresOn this week’s episode, our Halloween Spooktacular kicks off and, in the spirit of this year’s FOUR-OR MOVIE theme, we’re chatting about Renny Harlin’s English language debut, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master! How great is this Freddy-assisting dog that pees fire? Did we really need to start the movie with a Bible quote, when a scroll about the lore of the Dream Master would’ve been much more helpful? How cool is the big Freddy soul escape sequence at the end? And should Joey’s parents have bought him that water bed? PLUS: Did Wishbone the Literature Dog flirt with human women on that show?A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master stars Robert Englund, Lisa Wilcox, Tuesday Knight, Brooke Theiss, Toy Newkirk, Andras Jones, Danny Hassel, Ken Sagoes, Rodney Eastman, and Jake as Jason the Dog; directed by Renny Harlin.Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“You don’t know why anyone is on this boat!” - Steve, on the bad scriptOn this week’s show, the guys welcome back their good bud, and official WHM Disaster Movie Expert™️, Justin J. Case to chat about the grimmer-than-average disaster flick, Poseidon! How brutal are all these kills? Is there any other movie that’s this aggressively 2006? Couldn’t they have tried to make any of these characters three-dimensional? And credit where credit’s due, the sequence of the boat tipping over is exquisite! PLUS: Turns out installing elevators in Mortal Kombat’s Outworld is pretty involved!Poseidon stars Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell, Jacinda Barrett, Richard Dreyfuss, Emmy Rossum, Mía Maestro, Mike Vogel, Kevin Dillon, Freddy Rodríguez, Jimmy Bennett, Andre Brauer, and Fergie as Gloria; directed by Wolfgang Peterson.This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“I’m scanning pornography into the computer to make a lady!” - Eric as George W. BushOn this week’s show, we’re chatting about the 1985 John Hughes-directed, sci-fi sex comedy, Weird Science! How strange is it that back in the day, these creep-tacular incels were just considered harmless, lovable nerds? Why would they cut out all the solid Bride of Frankenstein conversation from the theatrical cut? Has there been a better titular song in cinema? Is this weird science, or weird computer magic? How cool is all the reversed footage at the end? And are those grandparents dead or what? PLUS: Christopher Nolan - huge Weird Science fan?Weird Science stars Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock, Ilan Mitchell-Smith, Suzanne Snyder, Judie Aronson, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Rusler, Vernon Wells, Britt Leach, Michael Berryman, and the late, great Bill Paxton as Chet; directed by John Hughes.The episode is brought to you in part by Factor! Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 and use code whm50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. That’s code whm50 at FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active!Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

On this special edition of On-Screen Live, Andrew and Chris are back stateside to wrap up their journey through the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival. Some films our intrepid, moviegoing buds review in this episode are Mike Flanagan's The Life of Chuck, Gia Coppola's The Last Showgirl, Ron Howard's Eden, Marielle Heller's Nightbitch, Dea Kulumbegashvili's April, Sean Baker's Anora & more!Be sure you're caught up with the first part of our TIFF24 coverage where we reviewed David Cronenberg's The Shrouds, David Gordon Green's Nutcrackers, Matt Diop's Dahomey & much more! The podcast cut of part one is out now on this feed as well, but you can watch the full replay of both shows over on our YouTube channel!Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And if you're a Patreon subscriber at the $8 level or up, you can bundle in our exclusive After Party Q&A totally free! That's right, you can watch us vibe and imbibe as we answer audience questions live, totally gratis!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

On this special edition of On-Screen Live, we were live (thanks to the spotty hotel wi-fi holding out) from the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival! In this episode, Andrew and Chris reviewed films they caught during our first two days at the fest, including David Cronenberg's The Shrouds, Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Cloud, Joshua Oppenheimer's The End, David Gordon Green's Nutcrackers, Mati Diop's Dahomey & more!The second, and final part of our #TIFF24 coverage will broadcast live on our YouTube and Twitch channels this coming Thursday, September 12 at noon/eastern. The audio from that show will be turned around the following week! Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And if you're a Patreon subscriber at the $8 level or up, you can bundle in our exclusive After Party Q&A totally free! That's right, you can watch us vibe and imbibe as we answer audience questions, totally gratis!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“How do you not kill the daddy?” - Eric, on previous iterations of the scriptOn the season 15 premiere of We Hate Movies, last season’s VHS Trailer Game Champion, Chris Cabin, selects Twister as the redux title to kick things off! How entertaining is Phoffman in this one? Was the dad at the beginning of this movie able to surf that cellar door for a few seconds? What’s going on with that Cary Elwes accent? And is this movie responsible for breaking up Van Halen? PLUS: We start with the VHS Trailer Game Cameo appearance—and it is a laugh riot!Twister stars Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, Jami Gertz, Cary Elwes, Lois Smith, Alan Ruck, Sean Whalen, Scott Thomson, Todd Field, Joey Slotnick, Wendie Josepher, Jeremy Davies, Zach Grenier, and Philip Seymour Hoffman as Dusty; directed by Jan de Bont.This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“He’s a gooner!” - Eric, on this version of The RiddlerOn this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about a real excellent-ass comic book adventure, The Batman! Yes, it’s a long one, but what would we cut here? How incredible is Michael Giacchino’s score? How magnificently do David Fincher vibes pair with Gotham City? Is this the best on-screen depiction of the “Bat & the Cat” relationship? How rad are all these massive—hey now!— This here's just a taste of our ep on The Batman. For access to the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up! By subscribing now, you can unlock not only this W❤️M ep, but also countless hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else!Be sure to snag your tickets early for our final live shows of the year! We’ll be rounding out 2024 with shows in Seattle, Portland, OR, and Boston! Head over to our website for all ticketing info!Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Originally released on Patreon, December 7, 2018“To me, the idea of Brian De Palma watching Star Wars is like Abraham Lincoln reading Watchmen.” - SteveOn this We ❤️ Movies episode, the gang is chatting effusively about the beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this episode like we normally do in descriptions, though. This is the longest recording in show history* and we had a ton of fun talking about one of our greatest loves! Do keep your eyes peeled for the entire backstory of fan favorite gleep-glop, "that werewolf"!Star Wars stars Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Alec Guinness, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, Peter Cushing, and William Hootkins as Perkins; directed by George Lucas. *EDITOR’S NOTE: We now believe our longest-running episode to be our We ❤️ Movies episode on The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, clocking in at three hours and five minutes! - Andrew Be sure to catch us on the road for our final live shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon), and Boston! Head to our website now for all ticketing information.Thanks so much for checking out this unlocked We ❤️ Movies episode! Each month we drop a new W❤️M for our Patreon subscribers at the $5 level & up! On that show, we’ve goofed on some of our favorite films like The Fugitive, Oppenheimer, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1, Robocop, Iron Man 3, Alien, Escape from New York, and more! Head over to our Patreon to subscribe today—instantly unlock all We ❤️ Movies episodes, along with countless hours of exclusive shows you can’t get anywhere else! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Originally released on Patreon: May 19, 2022It's our monthly flashback to sunny 1990s L.A.!First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the totally outrageous episode, "U4EA"! Originally airing back on November 14, 1991, this episode has the gang going to an underground club where David gets wasted, Dylan and Brenda dodge tweakers, and Emily Valentine doses Brandon behind his back!Then over on Melrose Place, it's the Keith-tacular episode, "A Long Night's Journey." First airing back on September 15, 1993, this episode continues the outrageous Keith Saga with everyone's favorite scumbag marine biologist taking things nuclear, while Matt loses his job and debases himself asking Michael for a job reference at the hospital, and Amanda starts really obviously flirting with Jake right in front of Jo at the motorcycle race!MELR0210 is a WHM podcast where the guys blissfully stroll through the Beverly Hills, 90210 and Melrose Place timelines. The TV episodes covered will run in broadcast order.Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore MELR0210 further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $10 level! There are currently 76 episodes of MELR0210—with more dropping every month! Signing up for that top tier not only gets you all of MELR0210, it gets you everything: Animation Damnation, The Nexus (Star Trek), The Gleep Glossary (Star Wars), Once In A Lifetime, Too Old For This Shit, ad-free We Hate Movies, We ❤️ Movies, and all syncable commentaries!Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Originally Released on Patreon: April 22, 2021"I found this to be the most uncomfortable hour-and-a-half I've had watching a movie in a really long time." - AndrewOn the inaugural edition of Once In A Lifetime, the gang is chatting about the bonkers 2015 film that shockingly launched a whole twisted franchise, Stalked by My Doctor! Why do they have Eric Roberts talking like a 25 year-old incel? What is Dr. Beck doing to that teddy bear? And whatever you do, don't say hi to people at the food court! PLUS: The gang picks out some fun coffins!Stalked by My Doctor stars Eric Roberts, Brianna Joy Chomer, Deborah Zoe, Jon Briddell, Carson Boatman, Wyntergrace Williams, and Devon Libran; directed by Doug Campbell.Once In A Lifetime is a bi-monthly (every-other month) We Hate Movies podcast where the gang watches some outrageous Lifetime movies and attempts to sift through the madness within. There are currently 21 episodes of Once In A Lifetime available, exclusively on Patreon, including FOUR MORE episodes on Stalked by My Doctor sequels! Sign up today to unlock more Lifetime Movie madness!Be sure to get your tickets early for our final shows of the year happening this November and December in Seattle, Portland (OR) & Boston! Click through to our website for all tour info!Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Originally Dropped on Patreon 10.9.21On this month's Spooktacular edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the kind-of twisted and legit weird Doug Halloween episode, "Doug's Halloween Adventure." Originally airing back on 10/31/93, this episode has Doug being a total coward over going to an amusement park haunted house attraction, Skeeter dressing up like a sex toy to go trick-or-treating around children, and a guy that's... maybe actually a legit ghost? PLUS: Prepare to totally time travel when this cartoon's theme song hits. Wow.Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to listen to more Animation Damnation, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $3 and up! There are currently 125 episodes of Animation Damnation!Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“It’s a real smorgasbord of vampires...” - Andrew Recorded Live at Cap City Comedy in Austin, TX 5.15.24On this week’s Summer Break episode, we were in Austin, Texas chatting about one of our all-time faves of the 1990s, From the Dusk Till Dawn! Did QT write this movie just so he could suck on Salma Hayek’s feet? How fantastic is Michael Parks at the start of this movie? Why couldn’t Seth have sent Richie to get those Big Kahuna burgers instead? And is this film is Cheech Marin’s Nutty Professor?! PLUS: The exciting conclusion of this season’s VHS Trailer Game! From Dusk Till Dawn stars George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Quentin Tarantino, Juliette Lewis, Ernest Liu, Salma Hayek, Danny Trejo, Tom Savini, Fred Williamson, Michael Parks, John Saxon, Kelly Preston, John Hawkes, and Cheech Marin as Border Guard, Carlos & Chet Pussy; directed by Robert Rodriguez. This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Originally released on Patreon, August 18, 2023On this month's very special edition of our Star Trek re-cap show, The Nexus, the gang is talking about TNG's "The Best of Both Worlds!" The first part aired June 16, 1990 as the finale of the third season, and the season four premiere, part two, aired September 22, 1990. This is of course the fabulous in-series movie-feeling two-parter where Picard is captured and assimilated by the Borg! How much does Riker super-hate that Commander Shelby? Lotta laughs at Wesley getting shut down at the poker game, no? Isn't it just incredible seeing the Whoopster here? How cool is Riker's blackout line for part one? And any time you get to see that Battle Bridge on this show, you know you're in for a good time! PLUS: Tons of moments of Worf and Data just ICING Borg left and right! The Nexus is a WHM podcast where the guys futilely go through two Star Trek series at the same time. Thank you so much for continuing to support this weird thing we do—we couldn't do it without you! We know you have lots of options for podz and we're super-stoked you chose to spend some time with us—thanks again!Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore The Nexus further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $8 and $10 levels! There are currently 95 episode of The Nexus—that's a lotta Trek!Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Originally released on Patreon: June 14, 2018“It’s bigger and it’s stupider!” - Steve on this vs. Jurassic ParkOn this WHM Prime episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month*: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his corpse mummified under flash-baked dino poo? Did Claire and Owen have their first date on that cursed island? And why didn't BD Wong get a bigger role as the villain? PLUS: Militarized dinosaurs—Question Mark?Jurassic World stars Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, Vincent D'Onofrio, Irrfan Khan, Ty Simpkins, Nick Robinson, Jake Johnson, Omar Sy, BD Wong, Judy Greer and Lauren Lapkus as Vivian; directed by Colin Trevorrow.*EDITOR’S NOTE: In 2018, the other JPU film was Jurassic Park III, discussed on We Hate Movies, Episode #363 -- AndrewAll August, on top of releasing all-new, regularly scheduled episodes for our Patreon subscribers, we’re also unlocking some older Patreon vault content (like this one on Jurassic World) here on the free feed for the public to get a little taste of what’s on the other side! So if you’re interested in checking out what’s behind the curtain, be sure to also tune into the WHM free feed this Thursday as we unlock an episode of our Star Trek recap show, The Nexus! The episode we're unlocking is the one where we cover both parts of the famed TNG cliffhanger, "The Best of Both Worlds." The Nexus is a monthly show where we cover two Star Trek shows at the same time (we're currently on Star Trek: The Animated Series and ST:TNG) and it's available to subscribers on the $8 level and up.

Recorded at the Coruscant PAC, Imperial City, Coruscant 2.16.23It's another entry in our beloved Star Wars sideshow, The Gleep Glossary!This month, we're chatting about one of the galaxy's biggest losers, Count Dooku! How boring of a lightsaber instructor was Dooku? Why would the Jedi keep monuments to Sith separatists, like Dooku, in their Hall of Legends? And was Dooku really trying to get an internship with Palpatine? At his age? PLUS: Hey, Disney+, let us make our High Republic-era boob comedy, you cowards!Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of SW characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore!Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore the Gleep Glossary further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $8 and $10 levels! There are currently 67 chapters total in our Star Wars Gleep Glossary!Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“Cue the Bloodhound Gang!” - Chris, on this film’s soundtrack Recorded Live at City Winery in Atlanta, GA 4.25.24For the first summer break episode of 2024, the guys were in Atlanta talking about the Gerard Butler video game action adventure, Gamer! Why couldn’t they edit these action scenes a little more clearly so you can follow this stuff? How lame is it to set your film “a certain time from now”? Did we really need to hear that Marilyn Manson “Sweet Dreams” cover in a movie again? Is Michael C. Hall’s character one of the worst villains in action cinema? And do these poor bastard avatar people get any days off from killing adventures? PLUS: Did Gerard Butler sign on to the film because he thought he was being asked to play Cable, the X-Men character? Gamer stars Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Amber Valletta, Kyra Sedgwick, Logan Herman, Ludacris, Aaron Yoo, Johnny Whitworth, John de Lancie, Milo Ventimiglia, Zoë Bell, John Leguizamo, Terry Crews, and Keith David as Agent Keith; directed by Neveldine & Taylor.All August, on top of releasing all-new, regularly scheduled episodes for our Patreon subscribers, we’re also unlocking some older Patreon vault content on the free feed for the public to get a little taste of what’s on the other side! So if you’re interested in checking out what’s behind the curtain, be sure to tune into the WHM free feed this Thursday as we unlock an episode of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary! For the uninitiated, the Gleep Glossary is a show where we go through the “Star Wars Essential Guide to Characters” and learn about a new SW character each month. On this unlocked episode, we’re learning all about the evil Count Dooku!

“He’s magnificent in this movie…” - Andrew on Brandon LeeOn this month’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re finally chatting about the absolutely fantastic comic book adaptation, The Crow! Despite being a little bit of a bittersweet re-watch, this movie still absolutely rocks, including, of course, Brandon Lee’s amazing performance as Eric Draven! But a few questions remain, like who does Ernie Hudson’s cop character think he is, telling that hot dog vendor how to do his job? Does the young street scamp, Sarah, even know how to eat a hot dog? Would Funboy and the gang actually be riding around listening to—HEY NOW! This episode is for employees of Top Dollar and Patreon subscribers only! To access the show, without having to go do criminal work for Michael Wincott, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly gain access to not only this W❤️M episode, but also countless hours of exclusive shows, including: The Nexus (Star Trek recaps), MELR0210 (Beverly Hills, 90210 & Melrose Place recaps), Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story (SW character chat), Once In A Lifetime (Lifetime movie coverage) & much, much more!

On the summer finale of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing what could very well be the highest-grossing film of 2024, Deadpool & Wolverine! We're also going over the weekend box office, reacting to the trailer for DC's new Creature Commandos cartoon, recommending a couple of 4K disc releases on Home Media Mania & more!On-Screen Live airs Mondays at 12pm/et. This episode is the summer finale of the show, but we'll be broadcasting a couple of dispatch episodes this September, during our coverage of this year's Toronto International Film Festival, so stay tuned to our socials for announcements about those shows. Also, subscribe to our YouTube channel to get the notifications for when the shows are scheduled to go live!If you haven’t had the chance to snag the replay of our SPEED digital show, you’ve got through August 1 to check it out! Head to MOMENT DOT CO SLASH WE HATE MOVIES and get your replay tickets for both the show AND the hilarious After Party Q&A!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“How do you not kill the guy on the toilet?” - EricOn the season 14 finale of We Hate Movies, the gang welcomes actor/comedian/podcaster/author/movie-lover and all-around good guy, Paul Scheer to the show to chat about the sleepy, yet kinda crazy monster movie, Arachnophobia! Why isn’t this movie just about John Goodman’s exterminator character? Why couldn’t the major spider at the end be a huge, dumb puppet monster? How funny is it that this movie doesn’t care about those kid characters at all? Why couldn’t we see that dumb sheriff eat shit on-screen? Why would you uproot your whole family without being absolutely certain you have that job, Jeff Daniels? And you better believe we’re marveling at all the Seinfeld alums in this! PLUS: Just watch Shatner in Kingdom of the Spiders instead of this.Arachnophobia stars Jeff Daniels, Harley Jane Kozak, Julian Sands, Stuart Pankin, Brian McNamara, Mark L. Taylor, Henry Jones, Peter Jason, James Handy, Roy Brocksmith, Kathy Kinney, Mary Carver, Frances Bay, and John Goodman as Delbert McClintok; directed by Frank Marshall. This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.If you haven’t had the chance to snag the replay of our SPEED digital show, you’ve got through August 1 to check it out! Head to MOMENT DOT CO SLASH WE HATE MOVIES and get your replay tickets for both the show AND the hilarious After Party Q&A!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“They always have to act like they’ve been through a civil rights march for nudity” - Chris on creepy movie guysOn this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Comic Book Town as we welcome back our good bud, New York Times columnist, Jamelle Bouie to chat about a real landmark motion picture, 2000’s X-Men! How fantastic is it that the movie creates this entire world of mutants and what the state of things are and still runs under two hours? Has there been a better cast pairing than Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen? Why did they need to include D-level mutant, Toad? Is Xavier charging these students for all that school merch? What’s up with the X-Men refusing to install railings in the Cerebro chamber? And isn't it wild how great can these movies be when the creators have respect for the intelligence of the audience? PLUS: Eric Szyszka? Turned into a mutant thanks to Magneto’s Magic Mutant Machine!X-Men stars Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Hugh Jackman, Famke Janssen, James Marsden, Halle Berry, Anna Paquin, Tyler Mane, Ray Park, Rebecca Romijn, and Bruce Davison as Senator Kelly; directed by noted sack of crap, Bryan Singer.Did you miss our LIVE BROADCAST last week where we were chatting all about action masterpiece, Speed? No worries! The replay window is still WIDE OPEN! Head over to our Moment page now and pick up them tix today! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

On this week's On-Screen Live, we'll be giving our first reaction to the new trailer for Captain America: Brave New World, going over the weekend box office, reviewing a bunch of summer (so far) titles we've been checking out over the past few weeks, including Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1, Longlegs, MaXXXine, and Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F. Plus lots more! Show note: No new OSL next Monday, July 22nd, but we'll be back on the air for the summer finale on Monday, July 29th!Be sure to catch us LIVE tomorrow night at 9pm/et for our WORLDWIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we'll talk about the action masterpiece, SPEED! No worries if you can't make the show live, the full replay will be available for 14 DAYS after broadcast!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“This is the goopiest movie of all time!” - SteveOn this episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to space as we chat about the better-than-Andrew-remembered sci-fi sequel, Alien: Resurrection! How fantastic is Sigourney in this one? Shouldn’t Brad Dourif’s evil scientist have tried to train just one Xenomorph at a time instead of a Baker’s Dozen from the jump? Shouldn’t we have seen the initial pirate heist of these hyper-sleep people? Why couldn’t Christie have just shaken that dead alien off his boot? How great is that basketball shot? And how fabulous are all these gloopy, soupy, alien puppets?! PLUS: The guys come up with another great sci-fi horror pitch for the new film, Werewolf Astronaut! Alien: Resurrection stars Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Dominique Pinon, Ron Perlman, Gary Dourdan, Michael Wincott, Kim Flowers, J.E. Freeman, Brad Dourif, Raymond Cruz, Leland Orser, and Dan Hedaya as General Perez; directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet. This episode is brought to you in part by Factor! Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 and use code whm50 to get 50% off your first box, PLUS 20% off your next month. That’s code whm50 at FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 to get 50% off your first box, PLUS 20% off your next month while your subscription is active!Be sure to pick up your tickets for THIS THURSDAY'S WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT (7/18/24) where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

For this summer time Mail Bag, we're reading wild letters from listeners— including ones about a crazy dad following Dan Aykroyd into a casino bathroom, a teenager getting to hang out with Danny Trejo for an entire day, a movie theater parking lot brawl after a Beavis and Butt-Head Do America screening, a guy who helped someone get laid with a screening of The Notebook & more; we're also answering questions from the audience, and, of course, plugging our SPEED show on 7/18!Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“I feel bad for these Minions, man, they’re forced to help out with all these party shenanigans” - Andrew On this week’s episode, the guys welcome back dear buds, Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert (Talking Simpsons) to join the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza and chat about the dreadful animated sequel, Despicable Me 2! Does Pixar have a suit over the design of that youngest daughter character? Does Gru have papers for these kids? How much of the script is Gru being humiliated in public? Why is this film so obsessed with Gru getting married? How funny are all the Weekend at Bernie’s-esque gags throughout this movie? And when will these Minions finally complete their takeover of this planet? PLUS: Would you eat Minion-themed food? Despicable Me 2 stars the voices of Steve Carrell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Russell Brand, Ken Jeong, Elsie Fisher, Dana Gaier, Moises Arias, Nasim Pedrad, Kristen Schaal, and Steve Coogan as Silas Ramsbottom; directed by Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud.This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“Get your boners ready!” - Steve, on Xavier and Wolverine looking like their cartoon counterparts in recent MCU filmsOn this month’s patrons-only We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about a truly fantastic comic book motion picture, James Mangold’s Logan! Could Marvel go back to the comic book panel flip intro instead of using images from their films? It’s correct in saying that Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine is the best comic character performance of all time, right? Is Logan working for some kind of limousines-only Uber service? How great is Boyd Holbrook— in this movie, but also like, just in everything? And how clutch is all the—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only, Bub! To access this full episode on Logan, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive shows and commentary tracks you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon! You'll unlock a treasure trove of hilarious WHMu shows like Animation Damnation, The Nexus, Too Old For This Shit, MELR0210 and more! And be sure to get your tickets for our summer Worldwide Digital Event happening on July 18th. We'll be talking all about the action masterpiece, Speed, as well as doing a bonus After Party Q&A show immediately following the Speed conversation. Don't sweat it if you can't make it live, the show will be available for replay for 14 days after broadcast!

“Asshole is the right word…” - Steve, on Paul Blart’s attitude toward hotel staffOn this week’s SBE episode, we welcome back our good friend, Ben Worcester of Hooked on TJ Hooker to chat about the absolutely abysmal comedy sequel, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2! Why did they insist on making this guy so cripplingly pathetic? Why can’t we do better by Neal McDonough in Hollywood? Were people holding their breath over whether the Sandman would cameo? And what in the WORLD were they thinking with that ice cream gag? PLUS: Eric invents a new Kevin James-starring revenge series based inside the world of John Wick: John Fork!Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 stars Kevin James, Raini Rodriguez, Daniela Alonso, Eduardo Verástegui, David Henrie, Gary Valentine, Ana Gasteyer, Nicholas Turturro, Loni Love, Shelly Desai, Vic Dibitetto, D.B. Woodside, Bob Clendenin, and Neal McDonough as Vincent; directed by Andy Fickman.Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

On this week's On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the wild-ass HBO doc, Ren Faire, taking a look at the new trailer for A24's Brandy-starring horror flick, The Front Room, going over the weekend box office, reviewing a Chris Pine Secret Movie™️, and more!Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“You don’t need to ask for directions anymore, you’re no longer a fish out of water!” - Andrew on Axel’s third time in Los Angeles On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza tackles an action comedy sequel that didn’t need to exist at all, and no one wanted to make in the first place, Beverly Hills Cop III! What in the hell tone were they shooting for with this movie? How is Axel not blamed for Inspector Todd’s death at the hands of Ellis De Wald? Why did they replace Taggart with Hector Elizondo playing a guy who’s just Taggart with different facial hair? How is Wonder World still open for business after all the carnage Axel and company carry out on park grounds? And how hilarious and great is this George Lucas cameo? PLUS: What was the Tunnel of Love supposed to represent at the end?Beverly Hills Cop III stars Eddie Murphy, Timothy Carhart, Stephen McHattie, Judge Reinhold, Hector Elizondo, John Saxon, Theresa Randle, Alan Young, Bronson Pinchot, and George Lucas as Disappointed Man; directed by John Landis.Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

On this week's On-Screen Live, we're giving our initial reaction to the first few eps of this wild-ass new season of THE BOYS, poring over the weekend box office to see just how much INSIDE OUT 2 actually raked in, reviewing the Criterion Collection 4K release of FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, and more!Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“Bruce Greenwood, who’s surprisingly not crooked in this movie? That blew my hair back!” - SteveOn this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls into Will Smith City with a conversation all about the absolutely dreadful I, Robot! And to help dive into this dull-ass flick, the gang welcomes back to the show, friend and film critic, Angelica Jade Bastién! Why did they want to make this movie so damn serious and not let any comedy on the screen? Is Will Smith’s character listening to “Superstition” on loop every morning? Why couldn’t they pump a few more bucks into these digital effects? Was Bridget Moynihan’s direction just to play the character as if she was a secret robot? And why in the world weren’t Shia LaBeouf’s scenes cut for time? PLUS: Was the most expensive visual effect in this movie really digitally removing Will’s johnson from the shower scene? I, Robot stars Will Smith, Bridget Moynihan, Bruce Greenwood, James Cromwell, Chi McBride, Adrian Ricard, Fiona Hogan, and Alan Tudyk as Sonny; directed by Alex Proyas.This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

On this week's On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the latest entry in the Will Smith/Martin Lawrence Miami cop saga, BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE, as well as the directorial feature debut of Ishana Shyamalan, THE WATCHERS! We're also giving our first impressions of the latest Star Wars show, THE ACOLYTE, based off the first two episodes that have aired. As always, we'll be going over what went on at the box office this weekend, and more!Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Early bird tickets are still available for the next couple days, so head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“When we put out our coffee table book of Disgusting Shit Boys, he’s the cover…” - Steve on “The Kid”On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with a hilarious convo all about one of the more ambitious comic adaptations of all time, Dick Tracy! Should Beatty really have starred as the titular Dick while also directing this thing? How incredible are all the matte paintings, Sondheim songs, and loud-AF costumes? Is there something in the drinking water in this town or what, what is with all the freaks? And how much chili does Tracy consume in this movie? PLUS: One of the worst things to ever exist, Tracy Zooms In, is discussed at length. Dick Tracy stars Warren Beatty, Al Pacino, Glenn Headley, Charlie Korsmo, James Keane, Seymour Cassel, Michael J. Pollard, Charles Durning, Dick Van Dyke, Kathy Bates, Dustin Hoffman, William Forsythe, Ed O’Ross, James Tolkan, Mandy Patinkin, R.G. Armstrong, Henry Silva, Paul Sorvino, James Caan, Catherine O’Hara, Estelle Parsons, and Madonna as Breathless Mahoney; directed by Warren Beatty.This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoneydot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Early bird tickets are still available for the next couple days, so head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“This movie does give Emmett Brown a time traveler’s fate: you’d be dead in five days.” - SteveOn this month’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about a total all-timer, Back to the Future III! How long would any of us last in the Old West? Is Buford Tannen the filthiest character in this film series? Should they have tried a Take Two on those abysmal—GREAT SCOTT! This episode of We ❤️ Movies is for Patreon subscribers only!Sign up today to listen to the entirety of our BTTF3 episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive WHMu shows you can't get anywhere else like MELR0210, Once in a Lifetime, Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story, and more!