We Hate Movies

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off #SBE2014 with the dull film about wannabe superheroes, Mystery Men! Why make a movie about tertiary characters from a comic book no one really cares about? What was with that brutal murder? And is it possible Tim Burton directed this? PLUS: The "Time to Make the Donuts" guy is getting ripped off... from beyond the grave! Mystery Men stars Ben Stiller, Hank Azaria, William H. Macy, Janeane Garofalo, Kel Mitchell, Paul Reubens, Wes Studi, Greg Kinnear, Claire Forlani, Tom Waits, Eddie Izzard, Lena Olin, Artie Lange and Geoffrey Rush; directed by Kinka Usher (or possibly Tim Burton).Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang concludes their Memorial Day Hot Dogs & Hamburgers double feature by taking to task the incredibly offensive college comedy, Hamburger: The Motion Picture! Why is our hero such a dud? How was everyone okay with the treatment of Magneto Jones? And did Dick Butkus' character really need to be a racist? PLUS: Ronald Reagan movie reviews and Jesse Ventura counts "10"s! Hamburger: The Motion Picture stars Leigh McCloskey, Chip McAllister, Jack Blessing, Charles Tyner, Debra Blee, Randi Brooks and Dick Butkus; directed by Mike Marvin.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang hits the slopes with the outrageous, irresponsible, hot dog free, Hot Dog... The Movie! Why are we touring so many motels before we get to the mountain resort? Who thought naming a Japanese character "Kamikaze" was a good/funny idea? And what's with the Duran Duran instrumental mix? PLUS: Nick Nolte, Nazi Hunter. Hot Dog... The Movie stars David Naughton, Patrick Houser, Tracy Smith, James Saito and Shannon Tweed; directed by Peter Markle.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang tackles the ridiculous Jesse "The Body" Ventura masterpiece, Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe! What is the point of those crappy police characters? Why do we need so many people doing voice overs? And is that, no, it can't be...Jim Belushi? PLUS: We think one of those house painters over there just might be Secundas. Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe stars Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Sven-Ole Thorsen, Marjorie Bransfield, Francis Mitchell and, yes, James Belushi; directed by Damian Lee.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang gets super extreme and totally has their minds blown while watching The Butterfly Effect! With this trumped up student film, who thought it was a good idea to put up the money? Why does there have to be so many bad things happening to these poor kids? Pick one! And who really thought that Directors' Cut ending was worth even shooting? PLUS: A peek inside the writers' room for this film. The Butterfly Effect stars Ashton Kutcher, Amy Smart, Elden Henson, William Lee Scott, Melora Walters, Ethan Suplee and Eric Stoltz; directed by Eric Bress and J. Mackye Gruber.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang gets in a bar brawl with Clint Eastwood and Clyde the Orangutan in the bare knuckle action flick, Every Which Way But Loose! How is Eastwood getting this ape into all these restaurants? Why does Beverly D'Angelo so easily agree to get in this creep's truck? And who on Earth asked for that much Ruth Gordon? PLUS: Eastwood's blood is boiling. Every Which Way But Loose stars Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Geoffrey Lewis, Beverly D'Angelo, Ruth Gordon and Manis the Orangutan as Clyde the Orangutan; directed by James Fargo.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang tackles the laughless, Anthony Michael Hall passion project, Hail Caesar! How did something like this get the green light? Why did Robert Downey agree to this nothing role? And how dare they drop a secret music video into this film? PLUS: The search for laughs turns up zero results. Hail Caesar stars Anthony Michael Hall, Bobbie Phillips, Leslie Danon, Samuel L. Jackson, Judd Nelson, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Downey Sr., and Frank Gorshin; directed by Anthony Michael Hall... for some reason.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang enters the Under 18 All-Valley tournament with Ralph Macchio and Thomas Ian Griffith in the ridiculous sequel, The Karate Kid Part III! Why did the filmmakers insist on making all the stories play back-to-back? How is John Kreese not in prison for joking out kids in parking lots? And what is with that platonic relationship crap, LaRusso? PLUS: Terry Silver takes over the crown as Greatest WHM Villain! The Karate Kid Part III, stars Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita, Robyn Lively, Martin Kove, Sean Kanan and Thomas Ian Griffith; directed by John Avildsen.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang gets nostalgic for '80s arcade culture with the ?classic? raunch comedy, Joysticks! How does this nerd fall for that sorority prank at the beginning? Why isn't Joe Don Baker tossing furniture in this movie? And isn't it beautiful to see the entire high school caste system melt away once these characters enter the glorious video arcade? Plus: Joe Don Baker gets mistakenly cast in Boogie Nights! Joysticks stars the great Joe Don Baker, Leif Green, Jim Greenleaf, Scott McGinnis, Corinne Bohrer & Jon Gries; directed by Greydon Clark.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang goes on the road with Elijah Wood and Bruce Willis in the absolutely horrendous family tragedy, North! Who thought any of the so-called jokes in this movie would actually land? How is it that no one saw just how cruel this film is? And how on Earth did they get away with so much racism? Plus: Some of the most stomach churning child acting you've ever seen! North stars Elijah Wood, Bruce Willis, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jon Lovitz, Alan Arkin, Dan Aykroyd, Reba McEntire, Graham Greene, Kathy Bates, Abe Vigoda, Richard Belzer, John Ritter, Faith Ford, Scarlett Johansson and Robert Costanzo; directed by Rob Reiner.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang tries (and fails) to travel through time with Fisher Stevens and Dennis Hopper in the forgotten sci-fi dud, My Science Project! Why did the script call for all those slurs? How does this time travel movie not feature any time travel? And how do you boil Dennis Hopper down into such a nothing character? Plus: A kid from 1985 travels to a McDonald's...in 1998. My Science Project stars John Stockwell, Danielle von Zerneck, Fisher Stevens and Dennis Hopper; directed by Jonathan R. Betuel.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang heads back to snowy Maine with Thomas Jane and Jason Lee in the fart filled, Stephen King adaptation, Dreamcatcher! Really, what is with all the farting? Was Stephen King just recycling all his old ideas to make one super-sized Stephen King novel? And why does the military have to get involved? Plus: Wilford Brimley accidentally votes Carter in '76. Dreamcatcher stars Thomas Jane, Jason Lee, Damian Lewis, Timothy Olyphant, Morgan Freeman, Donnie Wahlberg and the Unemployable Tom Sizemore; directed by Lawrence Kasdan.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang travels to Montreal - or do they stay in New York? - to ride alongside Gary Busey in the geographically confused art thriller, Canvas! Have there ever been two less convincing actors playing New York Italians? How are the cops not on to Gary Busey this whole time? And does this film take place in Montreal or New York? PLUS: This movie's bullshit, Indy! Canvas stars Gary Busey, John Rhys-Davies, Vittorio Rossi, Nick Caviola and Jonathan Palis; directed by Alain Zaloum.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang takes a creepy trip south to point and stare at Michael Caine in the incredibly disturbing Blame It On Rio! Why is there a parrot in almost every shot? Has Michael Caine ever been seedier? And why doesn't Demi Moore step in and stop this madness? Plus: Is there anything you can't blame on Rio? Blame It On Rio stars Michael Caine, Michelle Johnson, Joseph Bologna, Demi Moore and Valerie Harper; directed by Hollywood legend, Stanley Donen.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang gets ready to break up some nostalgia with the insanely terrifying, family in peril thriller, Mrs. Doubtfire! Why does this movie need to tack on the anti-smoking message? How does Robin Williams not see that divorce a mile away? And why does he make Harvey Fierstein design all those other disguises if he knows he's going as Mrs. Doubtfire? Plus: We open Alcatraz back up for one very special execution. Mrs. Doubtfire stars Robin Williams, Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan, Harvey Fierstein, and Robert Prosky; directed by Chris Columbus.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang heads down to the Big Easy with JCVD and Wilford Brimley in the 1993 action pseudo-classic, Hard Target! What is going on with all these accents? Is Lance Henriksen the Devil? And can everyone agree to stop saying "Daddy"? Plus: Wilford insists on doing all of his own stunts. Hard Target stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lance Henriksen, Yancy Butler, Arnold Vosloo and Wilford Brimley; directed by John Woo.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang hits the stage at the People's Improv Theater to rag on one of the 1980's hunkiest flubs, Masters of the Universe! Why does it feel like we're starting with a sequel to a different He-Man movie? Who OK'd that Skeletor makeup? And why is there so little He-Man in this movie? Plus: He-Man, arch nemesis of Richard Nixon. Masters of the Universe stars Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, Meg Foster, Billy Barty and Courteney Cox; directed by Gary Goddard.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month with 1985's amazing, karate-feuled, revenge film, Pray for Death! Why would you leave behind a lucrative promotion to open a terrible restaurant in another country? What's with Limehouse's love of costumed shenanigans? And where did that chainsaw come from? Plus: Saito's revenge rampage runs awfully close to Batman's origin. Coincidence? Pray for Death stars Sho Kosugi, James Booth, Donna Kei Benz and Michael Constantine; directed by Gordon Hessler.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang caps off their Worst of 2013 month with a trip to Mother Russia in the laziest chapter in the Book of McClane yet, A Good Day to Die Hard! How is John McClane Sr. a terminator in this movie? How do you do a Die Hard movie without a memorable villain? And how does McClane not know how the CIA works? Plus: Meet John's older, more successful, Louisiana born brother, Sass McClane! A Good Day to Die Hard stars Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Sebastian Koch and Yuliya Snigir; directed by John Moore.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang welcomes Blame it on Outer Space's Ben Worcester to the show as they dissect the incredibly boring Ethan Hawke thriller, Getaway! Why did they think so much hyper editing was a good thing? Who thought Selena Gomez was a believable street tough? And why would you only show Jon Voight's lips? Plus: Breakin' Necks with Gerard Butler! Getaway stars Ethan Hawke, Selena Gomez and Jon Voight; directed by Courtney Solomon.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang has their jaws on the floor with the incredibly wrongheaded, totally embarrassing, Easy Rider: The Ride Back. Where does that 9/11 reference come from? How many flashback threads can you squeeze into one film? And most importantly - WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? Plus: Dennis Hopper and John Candy as vengeful poltergeists out for cinematic revenge! Easy Rider: The Ride Back stars Jeff Fahey, Sheree J. Wilson, Newell Alexander and Phil Pitzer; directed by Dustin Rikert.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off their Worst of 2013 month with the totally snooze-worthy, secret M. Night Shyamalan film, After Earth! Could the acting get any stiffer? Why is Lil' General getting jammed down our throats? And where are those aliens they kept talking about at the beginning? Plus: America's fastest growing quiz sensation - "After Earth or Oblivion?" After Earth stars Jaden Smith, Will Smith, Zoe Kravitz and Sophie Okonedo; "directed" by M. Night Shyamalan.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang says goodbye to 2013 by digging to the center of the earth with 2003's sci-fi snooze, The Core! How much inaccurate science can you fit in one movie? How much scenery can The Tucc chew? And why is Aaron Eckhart screaming so much? Plus: Temperatures in excess of nine THOUSAND degrees! The Core stars Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank, Stanley Tucci, Delroy Lindo, Bruce Greenwood and Tcheky Karyo; directed by Jon Amiel.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this very merry Christmas episode, the gang gets in the holiday spirit with the completely insane Arnold/Sinbad holiday loon-fest, Jingle All the Way! Why does no one discipline that terrible Jake Lloyd? How many times can one movie say, "Turbo Man?" And how in the world is Sinbad not getting the Chair at the end of this film? Plus: Jim Belushi's Mediocre Lieutenant!Jingle All the Way stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson, Jake Lloyd and James Belushi; directed by Brian Levant.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang takes a walk through the graveyard with creepy Macaulay Culkin and not as creepy Elijah Wood in the eerie child thriller, The Good Son! What is David Morse really doing on that trip to Tokyo? How are these two parents allowed to have children? And how are all those cars crashing and no one sees a thing? Plus: Marc Summers' Child Bootcamp. The Good Son stars Macaulay Culkin, Elijah Wood, David Morse, Wendy Crewson, Daniel Hugh Kelly and Quinn Culkin; directed by Joseph Ruben.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On the pilot episode of ANIMATION DAMNATION, the gang launches straight into hell with He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special! How many action figure advertisements can you squeeze into one hour-long special? Why does Skeletor need to understand the meaning of Christmas? And most importantly, what the hell's going on in this cartoon? Plus: Never steal the last energy drink from your redneck dad.He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special is voiced by John Erwin, Alan Oppenheimer, Melendy Britt and George DiCenzo; directed by Bill Reed & Ernie Schmidt. If you want to hear more episodes of Animation Damnation as they're released, be sure pick up our app or bookmark our bandcamp page!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this very special third anniversary show, the gang's all here, on the air to rant about the nostalgia-tainted, comedy-free sequel, Ghostbusters II! Why wasn't the focus centered on the comedy? Why not make a new movie instead of a carbon copy of the original? And how on Earth does the entire cast treat Winston like such crap? Plus: Egon Spengler, slime sex offender.Ghostbusters II stars Ernie Hudson, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver, Harold Ramis, Rick Moranis, Annie Potts and Peter MacNicol; directed by Ivan Reitman. The cast of WHM would like to thank our amazing fan base for enjoying the show for the last three years. You gals and guys make it worth every second!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang hangs out with Emmanuelle Beart and Michael E. Knight in the heavenly romantic comedy, Date with an Angel! Why decide to make this angel chirp like a pigeon instead of speak? Is this movie really trying to say a 1987 Phoebe Cates is ugly? And how on Earth is this guy friends with those three jackasses? Plus: Peter Falk takes us in our sleep.Date with an Angel stars Michael E. Knight, Phoebe Cates, Emmanuelle Beart and David Dukes; directed by Tom McLoughlin.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang is cold on the trail of the Copycat Killer with Holly Hunter and Sigourney Weaver in the 1995 cyber-ish thriller, Copycat! Could the cops in this movie be any more useless? Did we really need that newspaper in the hallway gag? And where in the hell did that Chinese gang come from? Plus: Dermot Mulroney and Dylan McDermott meld into one, handsome being.Copycat stars Holly Hunter, Sigourney Weaver, Dermot Mulroney, Will Patton and Harry Connick Jr.; directed by Jon Amiel.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang heads to Utah to kick ass and run for Sheriff with Cynthia Rothrock in the karate classic, China O'Brien! Did anyone notice this is pretty much Walking Tall minus Joe Don Baker? Was that sex slavery storyline really necessary? And is that clearly Australian character really not supposed to be Australian? Plus: Fat and lazy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles troll the Internet. China O'Brien stars Cynthia Rothrock, Richard Norton, Keith Cooke & Steven Kerby; directed by Robert Clouse.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang goes a few leagues under the sea with Sam Jackson and Tom Jane in the 1999 sharksploitation flick, Deep Blue Sea! How did this movie get away with ripping off Jurassic Park so bad? Why was that huge window a window and not a viewfinder? And how is Saffron Burrows letting so many people go party on the eve of their experiment? Plus: The Tea Party has a time tunnel we might be able to use. Deep Blue Sea stars Saffron Burrows, Samuel L. Jackson, Thomas Jane, Michael Rapaport, Stellan Skarsgard and LL Cool J; directed by Renny Harlin.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off November's "Stay Tuned" month with 1992's witty send up of television culture, the aptly titled, Stay Tuned! How does John Ritter not immediately know that Jeffrey Jones is working for the Devil? Who thought these show parodies were funny? And why does the Lord of Darkness need a television network? Plus: Don Pardo and Robert Stack impressions abound! Stay Tuned stars John Ritter, Pam Dawber, Jeffrey Jones and Eugene Levy; directed by Peter Hyams.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

One last scary treat for this year's Spooktacular because we're always so sad to see it go! Recorded live (poorly) at the People's Improv Theater in New York City, the gang lays out their issues with Wes Craven's third, and worst, entry into his serial killer franchise, Scream 3! Whose idea was it for all the cameos? That mom was clearly making porn, right? And just who was asking for that Jamie Kennedy video? Scream 3 stars Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, Scott Foley, Lance Henriksen, Parker Posey, David Arquette and Patrick Dempsey; directed by Wes Craven; with cameos by Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Wes Craven and Roger Corman.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang wraps up their 2013 Halloween Spooktacular with the insanely stupid, live action ghost romp, Casper! How can this movie have so little rules set up for the ghosts? Was there ever a more annoying trio than these three obnoxious uncles? And how many of you were watching Hard Copy in the mid-90s? PLUS: Heckling Dan Aykroyd at a liquor warehouse. Casper stars Bill Pullman, Christina Ricci, Cathy Moriarty and Malachi Pearson; directed by Brad Silberling.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang heads back to one of the greatest places in human civilization, the mall in the 1980s, with the killer robot flick, Chopping Mall! Why would a mall spend this much money on a security system? Are folks really okay with that kind of furniture store party? And are there various tiers of janitors? Plus: Never put out your robotic college roommate. Chopping Mall stars Kelli Maroney, Tony O'Dell, Russell Todd and Barbara Crampton; directed by Jim Wynorski.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang goes back to the Stephen King well with the horror-less horror anthology, Cat's Eye! Where is Alan King getting the funding for this enterprise? Why is the cat seeing Drew Barrymore's ghost everywhere? And who on Earth needed that troll running around? Plus: Louie Anderson eats cat hot dogs. Cat's Eye stars James Woods, Alan King, Robert Hays and Drew Barrymore; directed by Lewis Teague.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's Spooktacular episode, the gang shakes hands with Jeff Fahey and his new arm in 1991's body horror thriller, Body Parts! How in the world does Jeff Fahey survive that car accident? How is Kim Delaney not suspicious of the phrase "arm transplant"? And is Brad Dourif really making a quarter-mil on those crappy paintings? Plus: The Jigsaw Killer, an O.G. feminist. Body Parts stars Jeff Fahey, Kim Delaney, Brad Dourif, Lindsay Duncan and Zakes Mokae; directed by Eric Red.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off their annual Halloween Spooktacular with a look back at the wretched meta-horror sequel, New Nightmare! Was Wes Craven dodging the spooky Tax Man with this flick? How creepy did that kid actor turn out? And is Heather Langenkamp really that close with the legendary John Saxon? Plus: "Timid Wes Craven" tries to call Johnny Depp.New Nightmare stars Heather Langenkamp, Miko Hughes, Robert Englund, John Saxon and Wes Craven; directed by Wes Craven.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this Side Order of Sleaze, the gang talks about the ridiculous, college ghost comedy, School Spirit! Where are all the ghost laws in this movie? Why is that French guy donating so much money to the college? And can a ghost really be crowned the King of Hog Day? School Spirit stars Tom Nolan, Larry Linville, Elizabeth Foxx and Michael Miller; directed by Alan Holleb.

Recorded live at the Peoples Improv Theater in New York City, the gang spends the evening ripping on the Sylvester Stallone actioneer, Cliffhanger! Why would Michael Rooker take such a novice on a hard climb? Is Stallone's character working on a solo album? And how many accents is John Lithgow doing? Plus: Should the gang coordinate wardrobe better at live gigs?Cliffhanger stars Sylvester Stallone, John Lithgow and Michael Rooker, with a very special appearance by Paul Winfield; directed by Renny Harlin.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this edition of On-Screen, the gang chats about Breaking Bad - plot points, crazy theories and the great Bob Odenkirk - before the airing of the final three episodes. Spoilers abound. Obviously. This episode discusses everything up to the events in "To'hajiilee."Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang returns from their summer vacation to rip on the totally ridiculous (but fun!) capoeira thriller, Only the Strong! How awesome is that warmup song? How old is that Jamaican guy? And where do these teachers get off treating an Army veteran like garbage? Plus: Silverio, a villain for the ages. Only the Strong stars Mark Dacascos, Stacey Travis, Geoffrey Lewis and Paco Christian Prieto; directed by Sheldon Lettich.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this edition of WHM Mailbag, the gang briefly emerges from vacation to do plugs for a new live show and also reads a couple fan letters - one about a bad, bad boyfriend and another about a women-hating cult!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang's all here to send off SBE3 in style by breaking the Ten Year rule to rant about Grown Ups 2! In quite possibly the laziest film of the summer, the guys see some of their SNL favorites completely slum it in this useless sequel. How is there no plot? Why do we need to be constantly reminded of how awesome all of these characters are? And when does a sexy prank go too far?Grown Ups 2 stars Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, David Spade, Salma Hayek, Maya Rudolph and Maria Bello; directed by Dennis Dugan.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang goes back to high school with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Rachel Leigh Cook in the 1999 teen snooze, She's All That! How is Freddie Prinze Jr. having to decide between all the Ivy League schools? How come Kevin Pollak doesn't do any impressions? And how much slang can Paul Walker possibly make up? Plus: Resident Matthew Lillard expert, Sean Weiner, drops by!She's All That stars Rachel Leigh Cook, Freddie Prinze Jr., Matthew Lillard, Paul Walker and Kevin Pollak; directed by Robert Iscove. For maximum enjoyment, be sure to go back and listen to our episode on Iscove's Boys and Girls!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang sits down with WHM Disaster Movie Expert, JJ Case, to discuss the Tommy Lee Jones 'splosion fest, Volcano! How much scrabbled eggs does Tommy Lee Jones need? Why was the Hard Rock Cafe so popular in the 90s? And is there really such thing as a rock star seismologist? Plus: Los Angeles needs a John Carroll Lynch lava statue. Volcano stars Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche, Gaby Hoffman, Don Cheadle and John Carroll Lynch; directed by Mick Jackson. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang heads to a future ruled by reality television with the Arnold Schwarzenegger actioneer, The Running Man! How much bad Arnold acting can one film take? Why didn't they have Richard Dawson reference Hogan's Heroes? And who else was calling Dynamo "Lite-Brite"? Plus: This week in hypothetical shows, Andrew Jupin's Cinema Pickle, coming this fall to CBS!The Running Man stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto and Richard Dawson; directed by Paul Michael Glaser.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang rolls with Sammy L. Jackson in the dullest adaptation of a 70's t.v. show ever, S.W.A.T.! Does this movie take place within the world of the original show or not? What is the end game for taking someone up on a $100,000,000 jailbreak reward? Is Colin Farrell a convincing weapons inventor? Plus: Eric gives an old man a piece of his mind.S.W.A.T. stars Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J, Jeremy Renner and Olivier Martinez; directed by Clark Johnson.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang takes a second trip back into the water (this time in 3-D!) with the lackluster shark sequel, Jaws 3-D! Why did the Sea World folks sign on for this movie? Did Dennis Quaid really need to carry out that cock block? And did Michael Crichton rip this off for "Jurassic Park"? Plus: A beloved film character gets an STD. Jaws 3-D stars Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Lea Thompson and Simon MacCorkindale; directed by Joe Alves.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode the gang visits the island nation of Cuba in the ridiculous, murder-happy sequel, Bad Boys II! How is Will Smith allowed to kill people no matter what? Why do they keep tailing villains using the flashiest of cars? And how long can Will Smith stare at a dead boob? Plus: Was Mr. Cunningham from Happy Days in the Klan? Bad Boys II stars Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Gabrielle Union, Jordi Molla and Joe Pantoliano; directed by Michael Bay.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies