We Got The Chocolates

Skin has a first job story that borders on maybe being against the law... we think. Make up your own mind because he recounts it in great detail! We speak to Kate McCarthy about the pressure of selecting the list of best players at the end of the game, and go over her theory as to why the Adelaide Crows weren't as angry as they should have been. We even have time to learn what the phrase 'clam jam' means! Here is how things went:00:50 - Skin & Mickus On The Rocks 04:45 - Joke of the Week 08:00 - First Jobs19:01 - Kate McCarthy 35:34 - Namestorm39:52 - Fictionary45:00 - You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keegan Hipgrave flew all the way from Sydney to Brisbane just to be on our podcast! That's not true at all but he did happen to be up here so he was kind enough to jump on for a chat. We felt like we could have spoken to him for hours to be honest. We cover the funniest moments from his career (including trying to put the moves on Payne Haas), why he had to medically retire from the game he loves and what he is doing now.He is an inspiring human trying to make a difference in an area that he feels incredibly passionate about. You can find out more about Keegan's new project here.We also again wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is no secret that we are often late, however Skin paid a signifcant price for trying to make us on time this week! We've been seeing lots of 'blind rankings' when it comes to sport, but have you ever heard a person blind rank a variety of miscellaneous food and beverages? Well you will in this episode. We butchered a few more songs and have a cracking new game. What a week on the tools. Here is how things went:1:39 - Your Speeding Is Fine5:10 - Joke of the Day9:05 - Blind Rankings17:30 - Friend of the Show27:45 - Lyric Substituskin34:15 - Guess the Sound42:00 - You're in for a Tweet (Still)We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naming tools must be a really hard job. That is something absolute we discovered in this episode. Leigh and Skin have a serious issue with lateness (or potentially just not arriving at all). We find out where butterflies come from and discover that training is actually key to being somewhat useful at sport! Plenty happening that is for sure and here is how it went: 00:55 - Trouble From Our Weekend07:30 - Joke of the Week12:00 - Social Sins & Wins17:22 - Namestorm for a Wena 25:05 - Being Late 36:00 - Google Feud40:20 - Wrap It UpWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Annoying your partner, significant other or girl you are getting to know is a difficult skill to master, but we have a list of examples that are near perfect! We discuss whether going do the toilet during a phone call can be acceptable in any situation, and whether it is time for emojis to make their way into emails. We find a new friend of the show who claims he is a genius at movie trivia... and we genuinely think he is telling the truth. Here is how it went:1:30 - Retiring from SuperCoach4:00 - The Choc Line7:18 - Joke of the Week10:50 - Bits that Annoy Your Partner 20:10 - Must or Dust29:00 - Strange but Real Names34:40 - Our New FOTS39:00 - You’re A Quizzard 44:55 - X Gon' Give It To YaWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jana is back and she is ready to decide whether our significant others have genuine reason for anger in regards to our annoying habits. Leigh has been embarrassing himself left, right and centre again which is hardly surprising. We actually think we have the best instalment of Nicknames for your mate yet! Finally, Jana makes her Taboo debut, and she has never experienced such extreme pressure. Here is how it went:1:10 - Classic Mix Up4:07 - Joke of the Week6:25 - Weird Reviews10:07 - Best Nicknames for Mates17:30 - Hardly See How That's My Fault32:58 - Blame the Algorithm38:30 - TabooWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are naming a boat this week and by the way we also have two requests to name real children! That surely says something about legitimacy of the Namestorm segment. Skin has an issue with exclamation points in titles, Mickus is the worst designated driver we have ever seen and Gode isn't remotely phased by the price of eggs skyrocketing. We also have a look at which stars have started their career on a talent show. Here is some segments for you to work with:01:20 - Our Weekend08:15 - Joke of the Week10:04 - Namestorm15:57 - Mistranslation 21:25 - The Price of Eggs26:23 - Social Sins & Wins34:50 - Human Shazam42:00 - Get FactWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever found yourself considering... if two famous people came across each other at an event, who would ask who for a photo? Well don't worry because we have thought about it for you. Leighthal talks us through a stitch up he experienced in his teaching days. We also have plenty of things you might find yourself relating to when we chat about random times in life we experience anxiety! Here is how it went:0:33 - Hamood3:30 - Joke of the Day 6:10 - Unnecessary Anxiety12:30 - Did Toby Choose a Fridge Name16:54 - Friend of the Show 22:00 - Snap or Snub29:11 - Movie Quotes35:25 - Wrapping It UpWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gode and Dascombe are best mates and somehow Gode generally manages to weave in a story about 'Dashy' every episode. Josh is over working in the USA on Major League Cricket but when he was back on a work trip (apparently) last year, we took the opportunity to record a podcast with him! Back then Major League Cricket seemed so far away from starting, however fast forwarding to today and it has already started with a bang!Enjoy this piece of bonus content as we attempt to strike the balance between telling many of the funny stories Dashy has contributed to our lives, but also getting some insight into the plan for introducing cricket to the US and how one of the masterminds behind it explains it to girls he goes on dates with!We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There is no question that none of us are known combatants and Gode's story from the weekend really highlights that. We talk through the training schedule for jingle practice and name a new fridge. We don't want to give much away here, but one of the fridge names is all time. Of course we also follow up on the Scoop School saga because that is just what we do... we get to the bottom of things... mainly the ladder in most sporting teams we play in. Anyway here is how the episode went:00:43 - Paintball05:16 - Joke of the Week9:00 - Scoop School16:55 - Jingle Practice22:23 - Great Barrier Reef-Ridgerator30:30 - The Slogo Game35:05 - TidbitsWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here.Ps merch is in stock and it is delightful. Love you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you run a marathon and not tell anyone about it? Well certainly not on this podcast so instead we unpack the immense pain we experienced. We found out Mickus is a stinking bloke and he doesn't even try to deny it. Jana is on for her first 'Lyric Substitut-Skin' experience. She doesn't think we are weird at all...We also go through some classic 'Would You Rather' scenarios and try to guess what people are asking Google! Good times. Here is how it went:1:27 - Reverse Sweeping in the Footy4:01 - Joke of the Week6:11 - That Marathon15:46 - Lyric Substitut-Skin26:50 - Would You Rather 37:00 - Google Feud 46:40 - You're in for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here.Ps merch is out. Love you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we revisit Mitch's incredible journey as a result of flirting with the dangers of the odds game! From the moment he took a huge L in podcast episode 170, to the unforgettable pinnacle where his piston was pierced, this bonus episode takes you on a wild ride. You will hear some of the moments you remember all too well, however we also sat Skin down and asked him to reflect on how he was feeling during these key moments. There are reactions from Eloise and Jana, cautionary tales and the things we heard in the room on piercing day, it is the full Prince Albert story arc... in one condensed episode. Get ready to grab your Lucky 27 shirt, available this Thursday 6th of July 2023, to commemorate this extraordinary tale of chance and bravery. (stupidity). We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gode has a story about Leigh's keenness to save a dollar, there are plenty more nicknames for you to take to your workplace and we finally let you all know what we think of Baz Ball. Apparently no one is massively sold on the name though so we can feel a 'Namestorm' coming on! We brainstorm what items we would take if we were burglars and let you know when the new merch will be ready (although we are pretty sure we got the day wrong in hindsight... we are good). Here is how it went:1:50 - Leighthal's Shout5:55 - Joke of the Week11:30 - Work Nicknames15:41 - Baz Ball23:00 - Inconvenient Burglary32:10 - TabooWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Leigh recounts his misadventures as a terrible Brisbane tour guide, while Mickus delivers a fantastic Race Car joke. There are some lively debates on bragging about your coffee shots for the day, and checking eggs before buying them. We also explore some peculiar terms thrown around when purchasing a TV or filming ads... and we think they will leave you scratching your head. There is even time for building our vocabulary by studying the Urban Dictionary. Here is how it went:1:00 - Tour Guiding and Jokes6:22 - Must or Dust15:30 - Amazing Phrasing25:30 - Friend of the Show33:00 - Fictionary42:19 - You're in for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We bring you innuendo-laden fake headlines that will keep you guessing. Test the caliber of your celebrity crush with Gode's snap or snub game, and discover the quirkiest things we do when we think no one is watching. Get stuck in! Here is how it went:01:03 - Best Nickname 2:01- Babysitting… or is it?4:39- Joke of the Week 7:50- Headline Hoaxes 14:21- Snap or Snub  22:39- The Quirk Zone 30:50- You’re a Quizzard Gode38:45 You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skin went on a romantic trip, and just ducked out for a quick 18km run which Gode thought was a marvellous ideas. We get to the bottom of this "I love you" situation and explore the world of weird records and uncover astonishing achievements. We all shuffle through the topics pretty quickly... except Mickus he genuinely didn't know that you could shuffle! It might even be the week where Gode faces some stiff competition in Human Shazam! Have a listen, here is how it went:00:45 - Gode meets his idol! 05:10 - Skin’s Romantic Trip08:54 - Joke of the Week10:48 - I Love You16:00 - Weird Records26:10 - What Have You Been Doing Wrong?31:15 - Human Shazam 37:33 - You’re in for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is it possible to find silver linings in the most infuriating situations? Leigh had a serious mishap at the driving range that involves a cascade of golf balls, and our beloved Choccies (our listeners) join in the fun by sending in songs where they replace the lyrics with the word 'Skin,' resulting in a musical extravaganza. To top it things off, we put our movie knowledge to the test as we try to identify the films behind a collection of random quotes. Here are the times if you are humming along:00:59 - Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit 02:30 - Gode’s Ick05:10 - Joke of the Week08:52 - Every Cloud has a Silver Lining 18:15 - Lyric Substitut-Skin from the Choccies24:36 - Friend of the Show 32:14 - 2 Babe Ruths & An Anna BlighWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We dive into Mitch's less-than-stellar triathlon performance (spoiler alert: it's a comedic disaster). We'll also navigate through the wild world of social media comments, sharing the best and worst gems we've stumbled upon. Get ready for some pun-derful fun as we name a vacuum cleaner for you. Plus, buckle up for a heartwarming surprise as Mitch accidentally drops an "I love you" bombshell on his unsuspecting financial advisor.00:55 - Skin's Tri07:10 - Joke of the Week10:23 - Social Sins & Wins18:48 - Namestorm for a Vacuum 25:43 - Weirdest Places You’ve Fallen Asleep32:50 - Slogo Game40:30 - Get FactWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jana joins us again to go through her 'icks'. We also navigate the world of red flags, green flags, and what it means for an event to be a 'tit-out'. We cringe, we feel uncomfortable and we use pet names but the good news is, this episode will get you thinking about your own quirks. We unravel an update on the anonymous farter, a recurring mystery that has captured our attention and there is even a new Friend of the Show!00:00 - Welcome Scouts01:03 - Upselling 04:59 - Joke of the Week08:00 - Our New Shirts10:30 - Red Flag/ Green Flag 21:24 - Genuine Icks24:10 - Friend of the Show32:17 - Anonymous Farter37:52 - FictionaryWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are still so many unanswered questions about the Prince Albert piercing trip to Melbourne. Therefore, it was only fitting to have a Q&A session from the Choccies in this episode. One of the most asked questions to skin was, "What does you fiance Eloise think of it?" For this question, we had to actually get Eloise on to answer. Here is how things went:1:08 - Magic Round Story 7:00 - Joke of the Week 10:00 - Best Reviews 12:50 - Prince Albert Q&A20:29 - Eloise Reacts 28:44 - Lyric Substitut-Skin37:13 - Google Feud 45:00 - You’re in for a tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is probably the episode you have been waiting for ever since that iconic odds game moment! Skin spills all the juicy details about his wild piercing trip. From the piercer's studio to the healing process, he leaves no stone unturned. Meanwhile, Gode showcases his creativity by picking the punniest football team imaginable. And Leigh gets a taste of his own medicine when he crumbles under the pressure of Taboo. Here is how it went:01:30 - Joke of the Week4:45 - The Trip15:25 - In the Room Where it Happened19:54 - Gode's Player Nicknames27:30 - Marathon Dangers33:00 - Taboo39:50 - You're in for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jana week on the podcast which means a couple of things: a) we cop plenty of heat for most responses and life decisions and b) there are far less puns but far more hateful reactions to Leigh's puns. We also get to speak to the lady who will have the huge (that's probably wishful) responsibility of giving Skin his Prince Albert. She almost alleviates all the worries in the world... almost. Here is how it went!7:25 - Joke of the Week9:30 - Case of the Farts 11:35 - Prince Albert Piercer 23:35 - Best Pets 34:13 - Blame The Algorithm40:21 - Human Shazam 47:40 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mickus is on holiday again this week, but we were sure to get him on the phone for his favourite seg, 'Must or Dust'. Skin runs us through some great life advice, Leigh is still talking about that premiership win, and Gode's game '2 Babe Ruth’s & an Anna Bligh' has had a nice little revamp, but can he defend his throne after last week's dominant quiz performance?1:08 - Hat-tricks4:24 - Joke of the Week8:42 - SuperCoach Update10:15 - Worst Crowd Calls19:20 - Must or Dust31:19 - Best Life Advice35:30 - 2 Babe Ruth’s & an Anna BlighWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Denny stole our hearts last year at the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham when he won Gold in the Men's Discus. We have been wanting to get him on the podcast for ages to discus this (pun intended). He talks training, drug tests and celebrations. We also have a cautionary tale from a listener before Skin locks in his nether-regions piercing. Here is how it went:1:00 - Matt Denny Jingle2:58 - Weird Sleeping6:11 - Joke of the Week9:23 - Throwing Heavy Plates23:10 - Prince Albert Cautionary Tale30:55 - You're a Quizzard Gode38:50 - You're in for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There is an age old question that we don't feel like has ever been answered properly, and that question is ... can you successfully podcast on Mad Monday? Well we will let you be the judge of that when you hear Leighthal's attempt throughout this episode. Make sure you listen the whole way through because we are reasonably sure you might want to leave a review after the way Gode finishes the episode. Here is how things went:1:00 - Joke of the Week2:52 - Leigh's Huge Win8:45 - Premiership Grey Areas19:32 - Namestorming Plants31:00 - F1 Wrap Up33:00 - Guess That Movie40:49 - You're in for a Tweet44:45 - Ratings and ReviewsWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skin has definitely got himself in some strife by meddling with the 'Odds' game, so we wanted to see if there were other people out there who have fallen into the same trap. There a few more nicknames for your workmates and also some of the most memorable moments from sporting press conferences. You will struggle to not use the expression "Hung like a hamster" from this point on. It was also Skin's birthday on the day of recording and he received some very suggestive gifts! Here is how things went:1:30 - Hitting the Gym5:13 - Joke of the Week8:30 - Odds Game Losses15:30 - You Win Some You Lose Some20:20 - Funny Press Conferences32:10 - Nicknames for Workmates36:20 - Google Feud43:30 - You're in for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week is all about getting some idea of how badly Skin's Odds Game loss from a couple of weeks ago is really going to hurt. Oh and we do mean, physically hurt. The good news is, Ethan is on the phone and he has had his Prince Albert for fifteen years and he is a wonderful fountain of knowledge for Skin (not to be confused with foreskin). Here is how things went:1:22 - Gode Hates Waiting7:00 - Joke of the Week10:00 - Fake or Real Headline17:06 - Drawing a Line on Celebrations28:19 - What's Having a Prince Albert Like?39:00 - The Slogo GameCheck out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not.We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is the one job that you wouldn't expect a camera operator to screw up? To be fair Mickus is a lot more than that for The Chocs. but goodness me he had a meltdown. Gode isn't convinced that a great excuse for losing is "I had a wet dream", Skin and Leigh team up for a game at the end which leads to some interesting arguments. Here is how it went:1:05 - I wish I never...4:10 - Joke of the Week6:24 - Jake Paul's Wet Dream10:00 - Excuses16:00 - Mickus Friks Up18:00 - Flat Track Bullies21:00 - Taboo29:35 - Get FactCheck out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not.We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some of the idioms and phrases we use in life are pretty strange... but they have nothing on the whacko ones we go through in this episode! Mickus had a nightmare of a day that we can't wait for you to hear about. Also Gode is a freak with his musical knowledge. Here are some key moments:1:00 - We Suck at Organisation 5:53 - Joke of the Week 8:20 - Putting Mayo on Stories13:15 - Are you an Idiom? 23:16 - Most Outrageous Claims 29:50 - SuperCoach Update 33:20 - Human Shazam Check out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not.We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jana jumps back in as a guest host this week and Mitch starts by asking what he should grab his fiancé for her birthday... despite the fact her birthday is the next day. You can imagine how well that goes down. We also teach Jana a heck of a lot of new phrases (we don't think she will be in a hurry to use them), Mickus is disappointed he's not getting a Prince Albert and we discuss whether Russell Crowe would be any good at tennis! Here are some time stamps:1:00 - Still have the baby?5:00 - Hard Launching A Relationship9:10 - Joke of the Week13:05 - Dress Codes with Russell Crowe19:35 - Must or Dust28:40 - Eloise on Prince Alberts36:24 - FictionaryCheck out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not.We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you're anything like Skin I'm sure you've heard all about Open AI's Chat GPT, but the real question is can it keep up with Gode and Leigh's puns?We find out this episode, plus we have a chat about some of the most outrageous claims we & the Choccies have ever heard, and Dave the Brit Knows Jack Shit attempts to run us through a new game!Oh and we got new intro music, what do you think of it?2:10 - How's your funny bone?4:00 - Joke of the Day/Week 5:56 - Most Outrageous Claims16:41 - Chat GPT23:10 - Sports Superstitions30:35 - Is This Movie Older or Younger?38:53 - You’re in for a TweetCheck out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not. We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some of the best nicknames we have ever come across leads to a chat that Skin would quickly love to forget about. We tried to step foot into the world of acting and the results were quite disastrous. India managed to do the best pitch doctoring of all time where it was only doctored when Australia was batting so we have to go through that. Oh and Gode also takes on a listener in another Trivia quiz! Ps. Mickus has the worst name for his fantasy team ever!Speaking of Fantasy, Gode wants to play you in NRL SuperCoach. Skin, Leigh and Mickus will all be playing as well. Here is the link to the group: https://bit.ly/ChocsNRLSupercoach9:03 - Best Fantasy Team Names 15:00 - SuperCoach Chocs Group 17:00 - Overthinking Cricket 20:45 - Social Sins and Wins 24:04 - Best Nicknames 30:00 - Odds of a Prince Albert 31:30 - You’re A Quizzard Gode 41:45 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is it in you? That is a slogan and apparently not for the website we thought! The Joke of the Week came from a playboy magazine (great articles). Apparently we have been saying Musk or Dust so we clear that up, Skin broke down a couple of acronyms for us and we named a pet goat! It was great to be back in the same room this week. If you got through last week you will find this episode a treat!2:10 - Skin's Haircut5:00 - Joke of the Week11:00 - GOAT Namestorm14:30 - Tom Brady20:20 - Retirements27:45 - Friend of the Show36:15 - The Slogan Game43:00 - Get FactWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skin and Leigh made the trip down to Sydney to interview a few Australian Cricketers before the launch of "The Test" on Prime Video. They asked the big hitting questions like, "Who is your funniest teammate", "Are ice baths Overrated" and "Does Nathan Lyon love shadow batting?"However, there was also time top hit them with some of our best cricket themed jokes! And they were absolute hit for everyone except one of them... we will let you work out who that was!We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s a better partnership than Brooke Pancake being sponsored by Waffle House? Turns out there are quite a few!In other news Gode’s dad delivered his pool to the wrong house, a Manchester criminal is now known as 18 months because he only has an ear and a half, and Human Shazam is pretty tough to play over a video call!3:44 - Where Do You Want The Pool?6:00 - Joke of the Day/Week 7:55 - The Perfect Sponsorship Doesn’t Exi…14:36 - Worst Rules in Sport 23:32 - He’s Only Got an Ear and a Half30:22 - Human Shazam35:59 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you introduce yourself to a new person and then ask to eat their leftover food less than a minute later? We wouldn’t have thought so but it can happen apparently. Michael Clarke tearing his Hamstring in combat inspired us to go through some very funny ways people have acquired injuries!  1:30 - Eating Other People’s Leftovers 3:53 - Joke of the Week 6:58 - Best & Worst of Social Media 11:30 - Stinking Crowd Behaviour18:40 - Avoiding Hangovers 24:30 - Michael Clarke 32:10 - Google Feud  We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We welcome Gode and Mickus back into the fold this week and Gode gets straight back into action by gifting Skin with a free clinic on how to make a pun! We speak to a Friend of the Show and find out that Skin is very up to date with youthful language. Here is how it went: 1:30 - Gode's Body Clock 3:40 - Wrong Lyrics 5:26 - Joke of the Week7:05 - Worst Excuses You've Heard 15:41 - Terrible Cock Ups 22:29 - Friend of the Show 30:10 - Fictionary  We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Leigh and Skin had a trip to Sydney booked in and therefore needed a guest to bring the heat on the podcast this week... and Billy Darcy was just the man for the job. An incredibly funny guy with some wonderful stories! Here is how the chat went: 1:00 - Meet Billy Darcy5:40 - Leigh’s Lip Syncing5:30 - Joke of the Day/Week11:56 - Rogue News Headlines18:09 - Stand Up Comedy Heckles30:41 - Stupid Cricket Rules36:39 - Must or Dust45:32 - Get Fact We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Couple of fantastic stories about Skin and Leigh in this episode, one is quite recent... and one is a blast from the past! We also did a Namestorm that went for far too long so we are sorry about that but at least if you ever have a wheelbarrow that needs a name... you have 10 minutes worth of audio to refer to. Here is how the episode went:  1:30 - Skin's Questionable Behaviour 5:30 - Jokes with Folk8:20 - Bali Sex Law Change15:07 - Football Nudity 20:00 - Man of the Match24:30 - Namestorm35:00 - What's your favourite sauce?  We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here.     Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We used the New Year as an opportunity to look back at some of the best moments from the We Got The Chocolates podcast in 2022 as voted by... Leigh. We can get organised and do a countdown from you next year! It was a late idea I'll be honest.  1:10 - Orientation/ Scene Setting/ Explanation 4:32 - The Countdown Begins!28:35 - Notable Mentions31:24 - Where to find us We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Uploading this on Boxing Day because there is no better time to get a few laughs and some great cricket insights from the number 1 Test batter in the world! If you like cricket, Marnus gives you plenty of content in the middle of this episode, and if you don't like cricket... there is a great reflection on where the "Namestorm" segment came from and some quality Must or Dusts! We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We simply had to get into the festive spirit and discuss our favourite Christmas, whether some traditions are better than others and identify who has the best ear for Carols! All the bells and whistles... well just bells actually. You will hear a few of them in the background. Here is how the episode went: 1:30 - Christmas Edition Stories 11:00 - Rogue Joke 13:00 - Must or Dust 23:15 - Human Shazam 31:55 - Christmas Bon Bon Jokes We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are on Gode's back deck this week which seems to improve everyone's mood! There is Bamboo behind us which leads to a wonderful Panda related joke from Gode. Skin continues to avoid puns like the plague and Leigh throws out millions of them. Here is how the episode went: 2:17 - Self Serve Things5:30 - A Joke for you8:21 - Thomas' Email 10:40 - Wedding Speech Cliches 17:00 - David Warner 22:50 - Social Media Comments 25:10 - Dumbest Questions 30:11 - Your responses 33:20 - Beer sizes  We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We tried a new game this week involving guessing songs and it went... well quite poorly. This obviously leads to Gode spraying everyone as per usual. We got another great Joke of the Day entry sent in which you have to hear. Plenty of laughs in this episode and here is how it went: 2:00 - We saw Burlesque5:00 - Joke of the Week7:40 - Why Gode hates Cafes11:25 - Scratching Our Heads 14:04 - Reversing In19:21 - Review 22:15 - Most Instagram Followers 25:27 - Baz Ball29:51 - Luckiest Ever Batter 31:00 - Human Shazam 36:35 - Get Fact  We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jana is in as guest host for this episode and brings a real voice of ... well mainly disappointment in us. It does make for great listening though! We cover things that irritate you, longest winning streaks in sport and what Google is suggesting you search! Here is how it went: 1:32 - Parenting 1013:25 - The Joke 6:05 - Most Irritating Things 18:16 - Longest Winning Streaks 27:45 - Massive Losing Bet28:55 - Google Feud 37:40 - Get FactWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mitch has this recurring bad dream... where he goes to school nude. It's the first time we have ever heard of it, and he also hasn't had to go to school for about 8 years but sometimes nightmares are just too real. Gode also tees off about cricket a lot in this episode! Here is how it went... 1:12 Who is Who 2:10 Mitch’s Piss Poor Planning 6:10 Here’s Some Jokes9:10 Gode Likes Cricket 16:00 Pat Comments 19:04 Sock, Sock, Shoe, Shoe23:36 23 Contact Lenses in Eye27:30 You’re a Quizzard39:40 You’re In for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We try and get to the bottom of who is who on the podcast! We know the nicknames get confusing... particularly for us it turns out. We find out what Mitch sounds like with a higher pitch voice, and discover that some people enjoy beer during sex! Here is how it went: 1:20 - Leigh’s got a story5:30 - Joke of the day9:20 - Best time to have a beer19:40 - Our favourite listeners 21:55 - Overturned sporting decisions28:25 - Most embarrassing moments34:25 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gode doesn't seem to be in the best mood for this episode... something about lateness is bothering him. You might not notice though, he barely mentioned it. This episode contains the Joke of the Day that has made us laugh the most. Here is how it went: 2:28 - Spa Etiquette 4:30 - Joke of the Day7:55 - Namestorm15:15 - League vs Union21:35 - Country Puns Ambush 29:40 - Get Fact 36:30 - Friend of the Show40:00 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you have ever been to Brisbane you are no doubt familiar with the Gabba. It is about to be knocked down and rebuilt in preparation for the 2032 Olympics so we figured we should record an episode from right next to it! It was so loud to be honest so we apologise for that... but it was a lot of fun. Here is how it went: 2:15 - Gode's Story5:10 - Cheers Dad6:00 - Joke of the Day9:35 - Listen to the Chocs13:50 - Pranks with Josh Dascombe20:20 - Fake Mr Bean24:20 - Mankad Avoidance26:55 - Must or Dust35:40 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome if you are knew. Welcome if you have been here forever. We are trying to be the second best podcast you have ever heard. Every one remembers who comes second. We go through your survey feedback, discuss some cricket rules and teach you new Urban Dictionary phrases. Here is how it went: 2:05 - Leigh's got a story7:00 - Joke of the day9:30 - Your survey results14:35 - T20 play on21:20 - Origin chaos26:35 - Fictionary35:20 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.