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240. Have You GOOGLED Yourself?

This week, Leigh presents Skin and Mickus with a parody song about his recent hairline experience and their reaction is priceless! Eloise joins the podcast to review some of the boy's Namestorms for a Pram. Once again it seems like Skin has been practicing all week! Mickus does his first ever segment intro and absolutely nails it... obviously we are joking. We also listen to some blunders that some of our listeners have made, and as if on cue, Mickus reveals that he Googles himself... and we can sort of understand why now. You need to hear this one! Here is how it went: 00:45 Listen to the Chocs01:50 Leigh's Hair06:35 Joke of the Week08:40 Pram Namestorm17:35 Hypothetical24:53 Biggest Blunders31:55 Google Feud40:10 You're in for an XVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 24, 202442 min

The Accident That Completely Changed His Life feat. Josh Jones

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Josh Jones was involved in a mining incident nearly 10 years ago in which he lost one of his mates, and one of his arms. Since then he's been on a journey of recovery both physically and mentally, and in the process managed to turn himself into a professional golfer. We recently got to catch up and have a chat with him on the golf course. He has an incredible story to share, and a great sense of humour to go along with it which made for a fun day. We hope you enjoy the chat as much as we did! 00:00 Intro03:55 Getting Into Golf05:20 The Accident11:16 Starting Rehab14:55 Starting the Mental Journey23:10 All Abilities Golf Division26:00 25 Surgeries Over 2 Years29:59 Phantom Pain31:55 Sharing His Story35:05 Getting Closure37:15 Dealing With Mental Health Challenges39:10 An Actionable Piece of Advice40:20 Three Favourite Golf CoursesVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 21, 202444 min

239. First Man To BREAST FEED?!

Skin and Leigh went to watch some AFL and as you would expect there was plenty of spectators with some opinions on the game, Skin tells the story of getting frustrated with some of the conversations he overheard! Death, Taxes and... Makes a return with some absolute belters from all the team including some parking habits that Gode especially doesn't enjoy! Leigh has been contacted by Gro Clinics Australia after he and Gode spoke about his hair loss a few weeks ago, he is selflessly putting his body on the line to test if he can in fact regrow his hair!00:30 Leighs Hair Journey06:20 Joke of the Week08:35 Spectator Spotlight15:45 Death, Taxes &...22:55 Listen to the Chocs30:15 Reverse Malachi38:20 Get REKTIf you're interested, check out Gro Clinics Australia here and follow them on Instagram here.Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 17, 202443 min

238. We're Having A BABY!

Skin and his wife Eloise surprise us all with the most amazing news! You CANNOT miss this episode! After the boys calm down from this we take a look at some ridiculous folklore expressions. Leigh, Skin, Mickus and Dave the Brit ran the Gold Coast Marathon last weekend and with all the pressure of beating the 5 hour mark they wanted to see if they would be Diamonds or a Deckchairs. Leigh is under continued pressure to propose to the girl he is getting to know, Rochelle, so the boys have some suggestions for the location of the proposal. Will Rochelle approve of any?!00:30 New Nudio02:25 Skin and Eloise's Announcement07:20 Joke of the Week09:50 Ridiculous Folklore Expressions16:30 Marathon Recap: Diamonds or Deckchairs24:50 Nice Locations to Propose32:15 Taboo Game38:35 You’re in for an XVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 10, 202443 min

237. She bought him a Chris DILLY

Have you ever seen someone be one week early to an event? Leigh managed it this week! Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit is up to his usual tricks with his Joke of the Week selection... at least this one was quite educational. Tim Franklin just finished running around the world which meant that we had to consider what our 'Franklin Moment' is in our lives up until this point. We have a request to name WiFi which connects the group nicely. We caught up with Mitch who you may remember was gifted a 'Crystal Dilly' and we needed more details. Finally Mickus puts in one of the all time worst performances you will see in a game!Here is how things went:One Week EarlyJoke of the WeekOur 'Tim Franklin Moments'Namestorm for WiFiCrystal DillyFictionaryYou're in for an XVery appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 3, 202443 min

236. Uncomfortable conversations with my MOTHER-IN-LAW!

Choccies, who has the most famous mullet that you can recall? What about an Afro? We think you will enjoy participating in this new segment. A Choccy sent an email in which should really help with the 75 hard challenge.We have found the best Hot Chip in Melbourne! Potentially up there with Super Rooster… we know that’s a massive call. Eloise (Skin’s wife) had quite a scarring experience at the footy recently and it’s so nice to get to share it together! Great episode we reckon but you let us know. Here is how it went:00:43 Email from a Listener07: 13 Joke of the Week02:17 Gode's Gripe with Us09:38 Most Famous Hairdos17:14 Chip Trip24:42 Eloise's Awkward Conversation32: 27 Famous Who's Who Game40:00 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, this week particularly, Jetstar Holidays. Check out their ‘Fly a Friend for Free’ sale here!https://bit.ly/4e4zFLuEqually though, without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 26, 202444 min

235. "They Rub My BALD Head"

Skin and Leigh got dunked for the QLD Freeze at the Gabba this week and Leigh has a theory on how long you could last in the ice tank. Gode is happy to award Leigh with the highly coveted 'Goal of the Quarter' award after his performance on the weekend. Social Sins and Wins is in this week, so we are looking at all things good and bad on social media! There is also a heated conversation regarding '75 Hard'. Spoiler Alert... Gode hates it. Here is how it went: 00:35 Worst Golfer in the World?03:47 Joke of the Week06:30 Handshake or Kiss14:40 Social Sins & Wins22:40 Marathon Update/75 Hard30:25 Pass the Pub Test37:30 Get RektWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 19, 202441 min

234. Friends With Benefits Update*

Highlight on this episode is definitely our catch up with Anon, she needs no introduction obviously but regardless she is the person who previously wrote in to tell us about her forgetting her casual sex partner's name! We also look at the growing concerns when it comes to supply issues with eggs, Leigh has the solution! Skin has some of the best Letter change the plots from his list of 2000 while Gode, Leigh and Mickus aim to match his intensity. Gode finishes us off with a new game called "Guess the Analogy" but who will get the chocolates this week?!00:45 Big Freeze Slide04:30 Joke of the Week9:10 Forgetting Casual Sex Partners Name18:45 Letter Change the Plot26:50 Buying limit on Eggs33:15 Guess the Analogy Game40:00 Your in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 12, 202445 min

233. Stop Torturing me with your RACK!

Gode presents a text message from his wife and the challenge is; can the rest of the boys decipher what she was trying to say to him?! Skin has compiled some of the best (and worst in some cases) pickup lines that have been sent in! We are heading to Melbourne to try and find the best chip in the world. We debate the criteria we should be looking for and how we will decide what places need to be visited. Leigh heard a gag recently that he reckons is in the top 5 most overused jokes of all time. This leads to calling out some of the phrases that everyone has heard too much a phrase which makes for an insane laugh! Here is how things went:01:40 Mrs Gode Text Saga07:30 Joke of the Week10:45 Pickup lines17:25 Chip Trip 24:55 Overused Phrases & Gags31:45 Reverse Malachi Game37:20 You're In for An XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 5, 202442 min

232. Is that a BODY Part?!

Leigh presents the boys with a Skin lookalike which even Skin thought was himself! We love Nicknames as you know and we are pretty sure this instalment is incredibly strong. Skin has been on the lookout for some of the dumbest criminals in society, and we have not one... but two requests to name a Queen Bee in our Namestorm segment. You wont BEE-lieve what we came up with (what in the world is up).02:00 The Tied Footy Game05:50 Joke of the Week08:50 Skin Lookalike12:10 Nicknames18:25 Dumb Criminals24:25 Namestorm32:00 Categories Game39:00 You're In For An XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 202443 min

231. How much SAUSAGE do you want?!

Mickus is spitting the ... sausage? Not an expression we were familiar with before this week! We had a Joke on the Chocline that has the boys in tears and there is a new segment; Death, Taxes and... You seem to love that segment! The responses are magnificent. Our latest hypothetical debate is one that brings up some interesting choices. Also, Skin tells a genuinely good joke, which unfortunately left us stumped! He then even leads a new game called 'Overs & Unders'.Here is how things went:00:45 Listen to the Chocs02:15 Mickus' Sausage Story06:10 Joke of the Week09:25 Death, Taxes and...16:15 Hypothetical Debate22:30 Scottie Scheffler28:15 Over or Under Game35:05 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 22, 202439 min

230. That's my wife's UNDERWEAR!

Whilst on a run Leigh hears some of the finest parenting out there when a Dad was trying to teach his very young son some new vocabulary! The boys look into Aussie slang after a Choccie listener wrote in asking for help. He didn't ask for our own slang words we use but we also gave that to him. Leigh, Skin and Mickus are taking part in the Gold Coast Marathon again this year and we catch up with them to see how their training is going! We also look into some Actors that play the same characters across multiple movies and some of these blew our minds (glad we said minds). Finally Matt was on the phone for a WWE themed You're a Quizzard Gode. Here is how it went: 00:30 Leigh's note-taking on Parenting03:55 Joke of the Week06:55 Aussie Rhyming Slang15:05 Marathon Training21:30 Same Actor, Different Character30:05 You're a Quizzard Gode - Game38:30 You're in for a XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 15, 202442 min

229. What's In Your Car for a Rainy Day?

We witnessed a very special debut this week when they went to watch the Brisbane Lions play and Leigh is convinced the only person who may be able to achieve a similar debut is Mickus. To clarify this is not because of his talent but more his random collection of items in his car. Gode lost his Whoop Band and has taken to blaming his daughter for it's misplacement; his wife is not so keen to let the blame game fly. Skin in in the Maldives on his Honeymoon and we give him a call to see what the newlyweds have been up to. We also have some amazing Must or Dust topics sent in from the Choccies that have Leigh, Gode and Mickus in stitches! Here is how things went:01:30 Gode is Losing Things03:50 Joke Of The Week07:50 The Maldives15:05 Must or Dust23:10 The Most Unprepared You’ve Ever Been30:05 Human Shazam Game36:06 You're in for an X - RebrandWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 8, 202441 min

228. Eloise and Mitch get Hitched!

Skin and Eloise were married last week just ten short years after meeting each other. We speak to both of them about the whirlwind nature of their relationship and tell some of the more humorous stories from the night. It was also only fitting to partake in a 'Love Song' themed 'Lyric Substitut-Skin' in honour of the week's events. Leigh has found a new sporting curse that is prevalent at the moment and Gode is all over a different one that has been going for some time. And finally there are just some words that cannot say... in our game of Taboo. Here is how it went:00:30 Mr & Mrs Skin01:30 Two Up 05:40 Joke of the Week8:06 Eloise on the Wedding15:16 Mickus Can Sleep17:55 Lyric Substitut-Skin26:35 Cry Baby Curse 31:10 Taboo 38:00 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 1, 202441 min

227. Parody Movies We Would Love to See!

Skin has had a blunder when travelling to the studio which leads to Gode and Leigh reminiscing about Gode using cable ties in a unique way! Leigh and Skin recently played an Aussie Rules game and were sledged mercilessly by onlookers! Gode’s favourite segment, Letter Change the Plot, provides some of the best movie title adaptations we have heard! Leigh presents the boys with a new Namestorm opportunity for a Crayfish and Gode and Skin go wild trying to rename them! Here is how it went:00:45 Colour Blindness Saved My Life04:45 Joke Of The Week07:30 Sport Sledging16:00 Letter Change the Plot23:10 NameStorm for a Crayfish30:10 Not So Secret Sound - GameWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 24, 202436 min

226. What NOT to do at a bachelor party!

We are coming fresh off Skin's Bucks weekend and there are many tales that need to be told! Leigh, Mickus and Gode came up with the brilliant plan to dress Skin up as a Prince whilst the rest of the group were his Alberts (Einsteins)! After a long weekend in Byron Bay we felt we needed to talk you through complex Snorkelling Apparatus, the Piano Bar and the Miracle of Pavement. Great week, here is how it went:01:40 Joke of the Week5:35 Skins Bucks10:45 Skins Bucks - Costume21:20 NameStorming a Snorkel29:15 Must or Dust40:25 Fictionary GameWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 17, 202448 min

225. She Forgot Her Boyfriends Name!

Leigh received an email this week that required the team's undivided attention as they hunted for solutions to the flagged scenario. Skin has also had a blinder when it comes to his latest wedding job from Eloise which leads to the longest car journey home you could imagine! The team play Humdog Millionaire again this week and Gode makes some bold claims about some of the most iconic songs in history! Leigh, Skin, Mickus and Dizzle (Leigh & Skins Mum) also try their hand at some tongue twisters where Mickus dominates and shows the boys just how it's done! Here is how things went: 01:25 Skins Wedding Job07:10 Joke of the Week10:30 Listen to the Chocs19:10 Would You Rather31:30 Tongue Twisters Featuring Dizzle (Leigh & Skin's Mum)41:05 Humdog MillionaireWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 10, 202451 min

224. How Old is Skin Really?

After receiving a lot of comments about Skin looking far far older than 27, Leigh took it upon himself to try and rebuild his self esteem... this backfired! Skin did use the week to look into Bryan Johnson and his attempts at slowing down the ageing process though, and he has some key findings. Leigh puts on an absolute masterclass in pun making with a couple of very fast thinking one liners that leave Gode in tears (again)! Mickus is also on hand to help all you marathon runners figure out how and when to make the most efficient pit stop during your races this year. One of our favourite episodes. Here is how it went: 01:20 Skin Needs to get Active04:10 Joke of the Week07:30 Marathon Pit Stops09:35 Partner Gripes19:30 Skin Turns 2732:05 Namestorm for a Nipple39:20 Reverse Malachi - Nicknames GameWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 3, 202446 min

223. Forgetting Your Fiancee's Birthday!

It was Eloise's birthday recently and Skin's excuse for forgetting it is cringeworthy to say the least! Eloise joins us this week and reveals what actually went down on that infamous day! Gode also has one of those classic, "Why did I just say that?" moments at the Barber this week and Leigh dobs Mickus in for making a very similar mistake! Skin and Dave the Brit (that knows jack shit) went to the Formula 1 this week and had some interesting interactions with people... shock horror... but notably with F1 driver Oscar Piastri! Finally Mickus, Skin and Leigh headed to Super Rooster in Toowoomba to check out the "Best Hot Chip in the World." Here is how it went: 00:30 Gode's Social Blunder!02:30 Skin & Dave at the F106:55 Joke of the Week09:20 World's Best Hot Chips19:10 That Was Out of Bounds30:45 Eloise's Side of the Birthday Saga!39:05 Famous First Names - GameWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 27, 202449 min

222. What do Billionaires Spend Their Money On?

Gode and Leigh go on a few pun runs which will genuinely leave you in stitches! We take a look at the richest 250 people in Australia which leads to the boys wondering why they didn't get a place on this list. Very stiff to miss out. We also take a look at some of the dumb things people have spent money on including a guy who was really committed to getting his band to #1 on the charts! Social media algorithms are a strange thing and what comes up on the boys "For You" Pages can be pretty odd to say the least! Here is how it went:04:50 Joke of the Week09:20 What do Billionaires Spend their Money on?18:55 Blame the Algorithm26:55 Friend of the Show35:26 Slogo GameWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 20, 202445 min

221. "My Back is Broken!"

Skin has a product review for hair removal cream that will be more burned into your memory, than the cream was burnt into his nethers! Gode is convinced that Mike Tyson still has it even as a 57 year old man. Meanwhile Mickus is giving out bulk golf tips because he is so kind and generous!00:45 Mickus is a Golf Coach07:45 Joke of the Week13:20 Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul16:05 Unhinged Reviews25:45 Mount Rushmore (Your Top Four)33:00 TabooWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 13, 202445 min

220. Getting Dirty in a Public Swimming Pool

Skin kicks us off with a fantastic story that you leave you wondering how it is possible to forget something of this nature! Obviously the rest of the gang jump on this to roast Skin… and by everyone we mainly mean Gode. Leigh is self proclaimed best on ground in this week's episode with a number of quick one liners that even catch Gode off guard. Unfortunately Mickus didn’t get the memo and gets a stern telling off for not giving Leigh the credit he deserves! We also visit one of our favourite segments Must or Dust with Mickus spilling the details of his BBQ habits! Here is how things went:00:45 Skin's Blunder05:50 Joke of the Week09:30 Publicly Embarrassing Story17:55 Must or Dust28:35 Social Sins & Wins36:40 Google Feud45:55 Get FactAn extra note for this week:Chocs NRL Tipping Comp - https://tipping.nrl.com/comps/join/5X6L8U0VWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 6, 202450 min

219. Skin's All Inclusive Package!

Skin had one job for his wedding and went all out for his planning efforts. Leigh, Gode and Mickus have confirmed that they will be performing Skin's favourite Lyric Substituskin at the wedding and they add some more classics to the books for Skin to consider! Gode is stumped at Mickus' choice to not wear headphones from the start of the pod leading to the Joke of the week segment being derailed for a serious length of time. Nicknames are back and Richard Burns has a pretty unfortunate nickname that Skin presents to the gang! Great fun, here is how it went: 01:00 Skins Honeymoon Plans06:45 Joke of the Week10:45 Nicknames of Work Mates18:30 Hypothetical Debates - Could you Beat Simone Biles in an Olympic Sport?26:55 Lyric Substituskin40:35 Fictionary GameAn extra note for this week: Chocs NRL Tipping Comp - https://tipping.nrl.com/comps/join/5X6L8U0VWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 28, 202450 min

218. The Dobby Experience!

Mickus turned 30 this week and there was a particular theme to his party which may be mentioned in the title. The big question is... will Gode give the dress up theme the green light! The boys have been challenged to come up with a name for a Coffee Machine which leads to some of the longest Namestorm options in We Got The Chocolates history! Listen to the Chocs makes a return to the podcast and Leigh's choice of audio messages leave Skin and Gode questioning everything!Here is how it went:00:45 Mickus’ 30th Birthday Party05:00 Joke of the Week09:15 Pinch Yourself Moments17:45 Namestorm Coffee Machine Edition26:00 Listen to the Chocs38:15 Playing the Game TabooWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 21, 202446 min

Eloise & Rochelle's Revenge!

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Eloise and Rochelle expressed interest in doing their own "Ladies Night" podcast episode and we were like, "Oh how nice they are taking an interest in our work." With the amount of time it took Skin to edit the marathon video, we sort of stupidly forgot about that prank we had pulled on them and therefore opened ourselves up to an ambush!Hope you enjoy their revenge plan and let us know if they need their own spin off show 😂We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 19, 202426 min

217. Cert IV In Podcasting

"Embrace imperfections" is a motto/ podcast rule that we have run with for quite some time now however, in this week's episode, Mickus produces one of the greatest imperfections we have seen! Leigh and Gode get so off track on pun runs on two particular occasions that no one is really even sure what Gode ends up saying! Skin is at his usual hateful best when it comes to the puns. Skin is also pressed for some guesses about what type of guy Pythagoras was, and how many times we can use his theorem throughout an episode. Here is how it went:00:30 - Studying Podcasting02:00 - The Week That Was 07:15 - Joke of the Week 11:05 - What Shouldn't You Have to Ask For?21:00 - Blind Rankings31:08 - Friend of the Show40:18 - Human Shazam 48:11 - You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 14, 202451 min

216. "I've Done Some Things"

There is a nice amount of pizazz in this episode and we can't quite put our finger on the reason as to why. Perhaps it is because the infamous marathon video is finally out on YouTube. It seems to have loosened Skin up a bit in particular. Unfortunately Gode is feeling slightly lighter in the pocket this week courtesy of some shopping by his daughter. Apparently he isn't the only parent that has had this situation occur. We also have some cracking new movies that we simply must get out and film! Hope you enjoy and here is how it went:0:55 - Gode Out Of Retirement 5:11 - Israel Folau & Karmichael Hunt7:48 - Joke of the Week10:27 - What Is That Child Doing? 17:31 - Letter Change The Plot 24:07 - Worst Sporting Trophies31:48 - Famous Who’s Who41:25 - You’re in for an XOh also that full marathon video is here: https://youtu.be/uqUpZ3eaSqI?si=2ADybu0BlDedZt7zWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 7, 202444 min

215. A Guinea Pig Named 'Daddy' feat. Jana

Welcome back! In something close to the words from Fall Out Boy, let's take over because the break's over. Jana joins us this episode with some super exciting news, although it does make Leigh's typical line of questioning a little bit tougher. We get to hear some of the best dating app profiles, Jana has a million name options for her new Guinea Pigs and we witness one of the greatest come back wins in history! Here is how things went:1:42 - Have you the Bab…ies?4:50 - Suit Fitting9:59 - Joke of the Week13:30 - Dating App Profiles18:20 - Cricket Watching 25:30 - Mickus Bought Beers27:00 - Namestorm38:29 - Reverse Malachi 47:12 - You’e in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 31, 202450 min

Good Chat: Save It For The Podcast feat. Leigh

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Last of this Good Chat series of conversations and it isn't the shortest episode but it is with the shortest person... Leighthal. What shaped his ridiculous sense of humour, why can he bowl with both arms and why did he move to Adelaide. The man who usually drives the podcast is now in the passenger seat being asked plenty of questions about himself. It's a reasonable chat... a 'Good Chat' you might even say!Oh P.s. We have a few wonderful (Great People) sponsors on board and they have a couple of offers for you here.Love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 24, 202440 min

Good Chat: Love at First Sight feat. Skin

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Ever wondered how Skin got his nickname? Or wondered what his real name actually is? Well this is the episode for you. It isn't ridiculous to say that Skin is the most intellectually inclined member of We Got The Chocolates. He has a Bachelor of Science which he has gone onto use regularly in his daily life and he had a very keen eye for entrepreneurship in his younger years. Despite this, he was essentially a superstar Rugby League player as a 12 year old before his career was cruelly cut short by lack of interest.Enjoy Skin's good chat. There has been some great feedback on these episodes and we love that you love getting to know us better.Oh P.s. We have a few wonderful (Great People) sponsors on board and they have a couple of offers for you here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 17, 202434 min

Good Chat: Is that Fusilli of Me? feat. Gode

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Gode is one of our favourite humans obviously. Great cricketer, great dad but most importantly he is brilliant off the cuff and can tell a story with the best of them. We have been looking forward to sitting down with him and having a 'Good Chat'. He tells us how he managed to impress his love interest as a skinny red head, wha he believes to be the most difficult part of parenting and what actually happened around that notorious debut story. We have appreciated the feedback on these episodes so far so we hope you enjoy this one as much as we did. Love you ❤️Oh P.s. We have a few sensational (Great People) sponsors on board and they have a couple of offers for you here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 10, 202437 min

Happy 200th Episode!

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We went to the Gabba for our 200th Ep celebration and things went... swimmingly. That's a really clever joke that you will get once you have listened. It was great to get the opportunity to celebrate our 200th Episode after 214 episodes. We brought some of the unluckiest Choccies we know along for the occasion so we captured their thoughts on all subjects from the David Beckham scandal to whether 10,000 rats is a wise choice in an animal kingdom battle!We also use this episode to recap just how unlucky some of the entrants were.Please enjoy!Oh P.s. We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 9, 202444 min

Good Chat: Drinking Beers & Running Marathons feat. Mickus

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We went to the Hunter Valley recently and used the down time as a way to learn more about each other. The hope was simply that you would get a chance to learn a bit more about each person outside of what you hear on the weekly We Got The Chocolates podcast. Mickus was first to take centre stage. He is a wedding videographer, loves surfing and building lego but there is also plenty more to know about this great man!Hope you enjoy this relaxed chat with the guy responsible for filming the content you see... but also responsible for 90% of the laughs you hear!Oh P.s. We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 3, 202441 min

2023 Summary - Top 10 Moments

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We used this week to look back at our favourite moments from 2023. We think this is our top 10 but we weren't confident enough to put more than three in actual order. So please do let us know what you think should round out the top 5! Enjoy some of the moments that made us laugh the most this year. Thank you so much for coming on this journey with us, good luck in the future and we will speak to you next week. Oh P.s. We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 27, 202334 min

214. Dasher Baron Cohen

This episode is Christmas. You have probably never heard Reindeer mentioned so many times in one podcast episode ever in your life but we are so okay with that for one week of the year. We are really going to struggle to narrow down some of the unlucky people entering the 200th episode competition as you will hear. Gode has the best Christmas song reveal ever and Mickus' menu for his Christmas Lunch sounds somewhat questionable. Here is how it went:3:45 How To Ruin a Gender Reveal5:30 Joke of the Week7:30 Lyric Substitu-Skin12:50 Unluckiest Moments23:30 Reindeer Namestorm29:49 CategoriesWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 20, 202340 min

213. Artificial Ding Dong

We find out just how generous of a guy Mickus can be when it comes to shouting a round! Crashing your car is potentially unlucky enough but crashing your car into your girlfriend's car in the main street of a town just seems ridiculous, but not for one particular Choccie! Gode has created a new game although it could be very tough for you to make it through the jingle for it. Oh and someone accidentally went live on TikTok whilst trying to shave their nether regions... now that is smooth! A lot of fun this week. Here is how it went:3:14 Best Night Ever for Mickus7:58 Joke of the Week10:55 So Unlucky20:04 Fake or Real News25:30 In the Doghouse32:23 Reverse Malachi We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 13, 202342 min

212. Mickus' Mara

We are not sure if an episode has ever been directly named after Mickus but we were pretty sure that his efforts on the weekend meant that this one needed to be. He attended the Better Beer 'Day For It' party and after telling us that he would be leaving early, he tucked into a large one. Normally that would be fine but the big fella had an ultra marathon to complete the next day? Did he make it through? Well you will find out!6:30 Joke of the week11:00 Merch and 200th Ep15:00 Mickus Mara19:55 Unhinged reviews26:45 Debate33:50 Fictionary41:30 You’re in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 6, 202345 min

211. Off to the Nude-io

You heard correctly, we are heading across to the new studio (Nudio), but not before we did one final episode in the space where everything kicked off. We use this episode to take a little trip down memory lane and look back at some of the... well we wouldn't say highlights but maybe like "pivotal moments". We have some Social Sins & Wins to get through and we are hoping Robbie Williams pays us some Royalties. There is a new Friend of the Show and he is a somewhat familiar yet unreliable voice. Very fun episode and here is how it went:1:00 Dumbest Things You've Seen 7:00 Joke of the Week 10:05 Goodbye to Mum's House18:15 Social Sins & Wins26:54 Friend of the Show35:56 Name That Movie40:20 Get FactWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 29, 202343 min

210. Give Me A Baby... Name

Eloise and Rochelle join us to shed some light on what happened with this whole, "Being tricked into running a half marathon situation". It wasn't the most uplifted we have ever felt on the podcast. Which is quite concerning considering we record with Gode every week! We have a request to name a genuine human child... and we come through with the goods obviously. A Choccie sends in a hypothetical that is tailored specifically for Mickus. However, we really did not expect him to take it the direction he did! Here is how it went:08:22 Joke of The Week10:31 Eloise and Rochelle25:01 Namestorm34:21 Hypothetical for Mickus40:37 Google Feud48:39 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 22, 202352 min

209. Nobody Likes You With a Pierced Willy

Is there any truth to the rumour that Leigh and Skin are incredibly talented and gifted painters? Is the new office space in ridiculously safe hands? Changing topic completely but still on the question train... does everyone shower in the morning? It is another week of delving deep to discover the answers to these types of questions. It isn't all just answering rhetorical questions on this week's podcast though, don't worry about that. We also have time to reflect on Glenn Maxwell' full body cramp and warm up the vocal pipes! Here is how it went:6:24 Joke of The Week8:28 Must or Dust16:45 Full Body Cramps26:04 Lyric Substituskin39:28 Taboo45:28 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 15, 202348 min

208. Cockapoodle Sue

When we finished this episode we looked at each other in the eye and Mickus said, "I'm going because it's really late". However, we all know if he had of stayed for any longer he would have said, "That episode was a genuine banger". Nice feedback to receive but we would rather hear it from you to be honest. It had some cracking nicknames that will really get the noggin working, some horrific dating stories, changing a letter to significantly impact the plots of movies, and we debut a new game to find out who hums the most! Here is how things went:02:40 Weird First Encounters 07:00 Joke of the Week10:25 Nicknames16:42 Worst Dating Stories 23:50 Letter Change the Plot34:10 Humdog Millionaire 40:45 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 8, 202344 min

207. Amster-Damn That Is No Good

Skin has left Leighthal in charge of organising his Bucks Party/ Stag Do. He does't feel particularly confident leaving him responsible for anything that requires prior planning so Leighthal asked you for ideas... and we aren't sure if the Do's were very helpful but the Don'ts definitely were! We have more unhinged reviews and Skin is in a pretty ropey mood as it turns out. A Friend of the Show then challenges Gode to a game of Human Shazam which makes wonderful listening! Here is how it went:00:48 Mickus Gets a Calendar04:50 Joke of the Week07:05 Unhinged Reviews14:41 Bucks Party Do's & Dont's25:42 Friend of the Show32:45 You're a Quizzard/ Human Shazam41:13 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 1, 202343 min

206. Small Thighs & Chronic Back Pain

Can you drive a car without a dash board? It is a question that Skin never thought he would have to cover with his Physics/ Chemistry degree but in this episode we unpack the pros and cons. We play Fictionary which leads to us learning the definition of CBPCBD and it will leave you inspired to weave it into conversation regularly. Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit was the victim of a wonderful prank and Skin appears to have a very memorable face. Here is how it went: 2:20 Photographic Memory5:20 Joke of the Week7:40 Pranks13:35 Your Car Quirks29:38 Things you can say…33:10 Fictionary39:50 You’re in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 25, 202343 min

205. You Got What Pierced? Feat. Dyl Buckley

Former AFL player and current podcasting guru, Dylan Buckley joins us as a cohost this week. Well actually we essentially just rocked up and used his studio whilst we were in Melbourne last weekend. So he kind of hosted us, but then we hosted him on the podcast. We got to speak to him about everything from Skin's anger when drinking to his mission with his podcast network. He also had some great contributions to a couple of our favourite segments. Must or Dust and "Bits you do to annoy your partner" in particular!You can have a stalk of Dyl's social channels here.Hope you enjoy and also be sure to check out the current offers from our sponsors! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 18, 20231h 2m

204. A Morning Woodn't

Have you ever tried to name an Air Fryer? Fryer to this episode we actually hadn't either. However, we now think it as an absolute necessity to name yours! Reece Walsh has helped us bring back "Ya Mum" jokes and you probably forgot just how much they can cut to the core of you. We have a ludicrous hypothetical debate where the only thing we can all agree on is that Mickus is an idiot. Also don't miss the debut of another new jingle for a game we have played before. Here is how it went: 00:30 Went Well on the Weekend 5:00 Joke of the Week8:00 Namestorm15:45 Yo Mama23:50 10,000 Rats 30:33 Not So Secret Sound38:23 You’re in for an X We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 11, 202341 min

203. The Girl I'm Getting To Know

We have heard Leigh refer to this 'girl he is getting to know' quite a bit. So Skin put him to the test this week to work out just how well he does know her in a game of Perfect Couples! We forgot something fairly integral last week, but it turns out the Choccies have actually forgotten even worse things. We debut a new game and Mickus goes totally rogue with the jingle and we take a look at some of the most unhinged reviews ever left. Here is how things went:01:30 Skin’s Quest to Watch the Footy06:48 Joke of the Week9:50 The Girl Leigh is Getting to Know18:40 Unhinged Reviews27:30 Most Important Thing You’ve Forgotten37:30 Categories43:16 You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 4, 202346 min

202. Planet of the Vapes

Skin unveils an eyebrow-raising theory that explores the uncanny correlation between guys with small thighs and large... Johnsons! 🦵💪🎬 We're also introducing a brand-new segment where we prove that changing just one letter in a movie title can completely flip the plot!🎤 Plus, 'Lyric Substiut-Skin' is back with a twist! 🔄 This time, there's no room for individual choices when it comes to songs.💬 And if that's not enough, prepare to dive deep into the wacky world of Google searches as we uncover some of the weirdest questions people ask the search engine giant. 🤖🧐Grab your headphones, and hit that play button. Here is how it went:1:00 Justin Bieber’s Quok 4:10 Joke of the week7:20 Social Sins and Wins12:55 Letter Change the Plot18:00 Lyric Substitut-Skin26:00 Google Feud33:50 Get FactWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 27, 202336 min

201. Don't Go Bacon My Heart

We have more nicknames ready for you to potentially unleash on your mates. Although, to be honest a lot of them seem to only work for people named quite specific things! We find out why Wade Seccombe was calling Leighthal last episode and whether Skin might potentially be on his radar after his performance on the weekend. Friend of the Show number 28 is awarded and his ability to spice up a phone conversation is second to none. Mickus and Gode also put in one of the all time great Taboo performances... and by great we mean frighteningly shocking. Here is how things went:7:50 Joke of the Week10:20 Give You a Listening To12:00 Must or Dust21:30 FOTS32:50 Nicknames37:55 Taboo44:25 You’re In for a TweetWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 20, 202348 min

200. Smell What The Quokk is Cooking

Okay Australia Zoo we have seriously saved you here. This episode contains a shortlist of the only names suitable for a Quokka. They are supreme. Gode saw some flying lawnmowers at the Beaudesert show last weekend, Skin and Leigh tried their hand at Mceeing an event with around 700 people in attendance and faced a few serious troubles and Mickus gives you a little too much information about how life works when you have two broken arms. There is also a cracking game to finish but it has no name, can you please help? Here is how things went:00:45 - The Beaudesert Show05:47 - Joke of the Week07:59 - Namestorm13:42 - Hardest Thing Ever23:20 - Headline Hoaxes 31:00 - Movie Age Game36:20 - You're in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 13, 202339 min

199. "Lovely Spot" Feat Jana

Do you think you can refer to an entire city as a "lovely spot"? We are really thinking you can't after Skin's story this week. Jana is back on to confirm the age of her baby. We had one of the worst flying experiences imaginable despite the fact that said company are obviously 'great people'. Bios on Instagram and TikTok etc can be something we spend a lot of time thinking about, so in this episode we basically try to rule out lots of options! Here is how things went:0:30 - How old is the baby? 1:45 - Lovely Spot5:20 - Flying 12:23 - Joke of the Week16:00 - Snap or Snub26:53 - Would You Rather Bio37:40 - The Slogo Game43:00 - You’re in for an XWe wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 6, 202347 min