Unfunny Buffoonery

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo (that J3LL0 guy go hard, by the way) to conclude Season 4, talking about the upcoming Omegle video, Elon Musk pulling out of the Twitter deal, family members' reactions to Jack's videos, and whether or not we'd be able to survive without English in our day-to-day lives. Oh, and now Steven has COVID.

Jack and Steven begin July by talking about the newly-released Shady Quickie titled: "How To NOT Get Arrested!" featuring, the one and only, Eric "Dick Cheese" McRutherford. Steven takes on more of the hosting duties because Jack, unfortunately, has caught COVID. Regardless, the show must go on.

Jack and Steven return for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about Mike Tyson, Jack's videos in the works, unethical life hacks, Steven's dangerous encounters with his girlfriend's family and, of course, the recent Apple event that revealed quite a lot.

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery. As Jack FINALLY completes his College education, the two celebrate whilst also discussing plans for the future, Stranger Things Season 4, a Geoguessr video in the works and, most importantly, the stupid Johnny Depp trial being over... about time.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss the abysmal CGI of the new She-Hulk, the abysmal Q&A video that Jack just released, and the abysmal court case between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Everything's abysmal, just how it is.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Elon Musk's purchasing of Twitter, Jack's Mini-Q&A video, NetFlix potentially going out of business and Colleges now offering Pornography classes to students. Steven's a big fan of that, he's going back to school now.

Jack and Steven are back to celebrate 4/20 on Season 4, Episode 20 of the Unfunny Buffoonery podcast. Very little actual 4/20 celebration though, given that these bozos talked about like Elon Musk and Steven's near-death experiences for over an hour.

Jack and Steven are joined by Dennis and Valentine to discuss Shady's return to YouTube, Will Smith slapping Chris Rock in the face, McDonald's releasing the (potentially fake) Fish McMuffin and, of course, the Apple beef. Steven's clearly a Granny Smith fan, no question.

Jack and Steven are back with a shorter episode this week, talking about the doors vs. wheels argument (which we agreed to be that there are more wheels, of course), as well as Tom Brady's un-retirement, iPhone 14 rumors and Jack's bathroom stories, for some reason.

Jack and Steven are back to avoid talking about serious issues and to bring up "current events" like Spring Break, the U.S. government's change to Income Tax reporting and the humor of the NYC accent. Seriously, try saying "the Falkland islands" without sounding like a New Yorker running his mouth, it's impossible.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss the recent Super Bowl LVI, its best advertisements, its halftime show, um, Valentine's day, and uh, like, internet piracy or some shit. Yeah, the topics this episode were light but we had good jokes. Not great but good.

Jack and Steven are back to regularly scheduled programming of the episodes, talking about the upcoming Super Bowl and Tom Brady's retirement, the NYC mayor comparing a cheese addiction to heroin, and, for whatever reason, a lot of stories about homeless people. Enjoy, I guess.

Jack and Steven are back after being gone for three weeks because well, uh, a horrible incident has occurred. We missed last week's episode because Jack forgot to record his audio, so this episode is our "redo" of that episode. Next episode will be out next week, no worries.

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo to start the first episode of 2022, talking about Jack's new standing desk, the petition that was made to get Steven out of Jack's basement, streamers literally watching blockbuster movies live on Twitch and Jack's addiction to coffee at just 12 years of age.

Jack and Steven are back to finish 2021 off with a bang, talking about this possibly being Jack's last episode using his current setup, the success of the new "Spider-Man: No Way Home" movie, the recent Jake Paul vs. Tyron Woodley fight and Steven getting bashed in the face, potentially twice.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Spotify Wrapped, the world's largest weed brownie, Elon Musk's prediction of humans receiving "Neuralink" chips by 2022, and Jack's plans to refurnish his room and setup over Winter break. Oh, and Jack kicked a ball in a girl's face once... or did he?

Jack and Steven are back to discuss North Korea's ban on leather coats, Russia's development of "spy rocks" and a tech firm paying fix figures to put people's faces on robots. Other than that, the duo spends half the episode arguing over whether a boat or a car is the best alternative home option.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Facebook's focus on the metaverse (whatever that is), a real life version of Squid Game and what that would be like and what we would do if a fan came up to us in person. Oh, also, apparently Snoop Dogg's real name is fucking "Calvin." Incredible.

Jack and Steven are joined by Dennis in the longest ever Unfunny Buffoonery episode to talk about Apple's recent media event, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson running for President (and rapping, apparently), the lack of success from Windows 11 and whether or not to use a donkey or a giraffe as the only mode of transportation. Yeah, it's a fun one.

Jack and Steven have returned to talk about Squid Game, Jack finally getting Gigabit internet (kind of), the U.S. government running out of money... somehow, and of course, Eminem's newly-opened spaghetti restaurant being, as the kids call it, "bussin."

Jack and Steven are back to talk some smack and discuss some riveting topics such as the release of the new iPhones and other Apple news (as per fucking usual), Jack's first ever Six Flags experience, the guys' favorite tea blends and that all blue-eyed people are related... somehow.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the least (and most) sexiest names, the reality of mermaid boobs suggesting the existence of mermaid milk and the fact that an argument between vegans can no longer be called "beef." Oh and Steven thinks the WNBA is a joke.

Jack and Steven are back to chug some White Claws and snort some weed whilst talking about Steven's experience with being stuck in elevators and whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich. For the record, it's not. You need two pieces of bread. Wait, so is a Subway sandwich... not a sandwich?

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Steven finally having a boom arm and the drastic improvement in his audio, Jack's crazy hockey-related stories... whether true or false, Joe Rogan getting canceled and Lionel Messi leaving FC Barcelona because wow, big news.

Jack and Steven are back to start off Season 4 with a bang, talking about the new logo, whether or not they ever get sick of doing the Podcast, the 2020 Olympics being in 2021... and a new story-related series that will hopefully become a regular part of the Podcast.

Jack and Steven finish off Season 3 by talking about the recent "Kar Wash" video, Conor McGregor breaking his foot on Live TV, whether to be great at school vs. great at sports and some of the moves that are in the works for Season 4. Stay tuned ladies.

Jack and Steven talk about developing iPhone rumors, GTA VI set to launch in as late as 2025, Microsoft to release Windows 11 in late 2021 (and how little people give a shit about the update) alongside a few "Would You Rather?" questions just to spice things up.

Jack and Steven discuss Apple Glasses and Apple Car rumors, Steven's new basement setup (which explains the slight echo from Steven's end), whether or not Post Malone really smells and Samsung's new virtual assistant memes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jack and Steven talk about the making of the recent "Lesgo" Shady Lemonadey, giving video advice to creators of the future while also discussing Ninja's disturbing physical appearance and iCarly coming back... without Gibby?!

Jack and Steven sheesh their way into another podcast episode talking about finals being over, JCole making his professional basketball debut, whether or not cereal goes in before the milk and if sunny weather is superior to rain (which it definitely is).

Jack and Steven talk about the astonishing news of Bill "Big Dick" Gates and his divorce whilst rating each other's setups and addressing PhantomL0rd's successful court battles with Twitch. Oh, and, cereal is not a soup. That's just a fact.

Jack and Steven talk about Apple's new product releases on 4/20, Jack's OCD-like superstitions, who the best streamer of all time is, and used tampons being juice boxes for vampires. Yeah, sorry.

Jack, Steven and Dennis are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they talk about why so many people are switching to iPhone, our favorite Shady videos/podcasts, Microsoft looking to buy Discord and, of course, the massive ship that plugged the Suez Canal.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the Naked Cowboy of NYC (who was in Jack's Fifine video) getting arrested in Daytona Beach, a man selling farts on the Internet for an absurd amount of money, the moon landing is NOT fake and Michael Jackson's pronouns of today being "He-He."

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about Jack's new TikTok account, birds falling dead all over the world, Gen Z trying to cancel Eminem and school nurses in Colorado giving medical marijuana to students.

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they talk about Angelo being the star of Omegle, Jack's potential expansion of future content, favorite animals and Elon Musk's SpaceX vs. Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin.

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they discuss Jack almost getting COVID (again), the lady who put Gorilla Glue in her hair, NY State allowing 10% occupancy at Sports stadiums/indoor events, as well as Super Bowl LV.

Jack and Steven return for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, changing it up by talking about the pleasures of using baby wipes instead of toilet paper, Jack almost getting COVID-19, the Bernie sitting meme being more relevant news than Biden's Presidency and Conor McGregor getting knocked the fuck out.

Jack and Steven return for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they talk about Elon Musk passing Jeff Bezos as richest person in the world, the U.S. Capitol building being stormed, Cardi B not letting her daughter listen to "WAP," and Jack's near-death car accident experience.

Jack and Steven are back to start the new year, talking about potential big moves for 2021, Jack's new Q&A video (which just came out today!), the new COVID-19 variant out of the UK making it to Colorado, how weird the Super Bowl will be with no fans and how Jack scored an insane IQ on some shady website free of charge (pun intended).

Jack and Steven are back to give you guys the longest episode of Unfunny Buffoonery to date. Beside the countless topics that naturally came up in conversation, the two discussed Steven's new microphone, the making of Jack's two newest videos, the AirPods Max and Cyberpunk 2077.

After nearly two years of not being on the Podcast, Leo finally joins the two unfunny buffoons to talk about Steven almost getting COVID-19 (again), RadioShack returning to business, the McRib making a comeback and um... abortion.

Jack and Steven return for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they discuss sensitive subject matters like Kung Flu cases going back up, the release of new generation consoles, McLovin being a literal God, and Lebron James gifting his six-year-old daughter an entire house for her birthday.

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they about how the 2020 Election will be a clusterfuck (even though this was recorded on Election Day, before even knowing anything about what actually happened), as well as Santa Clause performers getting early access to COVID-19 vaccines and the release of "Borat 2."

Jack and Steven reunite for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they talk about Steven's new gecko, the release of the new iPhones, the Mercedes-Benz VISION AVTR concept car (inspired by Avatar), the NetFlix series "Sex Education" and Kanye lmao

Jack and Steven return for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they talk about Trump being positive for COVID-19, Steven's birthday, Alex Jones being crazy, Jack's fish having babies, and uh... geography? Yeah, that's right. Geography.

Jack and Steven are back with another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they talk about Apple's new releases (being the new Apple Watches, iPad Air, iOS 14, etc.), Samsung's new Galaxy Z Fold2 5G, Jack's new favorite NetFlix show and how stupid of a country Europe is... yep.

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they discuss the September 11 attacks, their favorite NetFlix shows, the potential delay of the iPhone 12 release date, some future plans for Jack's channel and of course, how much Steven is a simp.

Jack, Steven and Valentine return for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they discuss the the fact that Valentine has recently obtained a new microphone (hence why does some ASMR), along with College starting up again, Jack's recent return to livestreaming, and Leafy's abrupt departure off YouTube via the ban hammer.

Jack and Steven return for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they talk about Jack's new microphone, upgrades to the Podcast, Jack's improbable chances of ever being monetized (on YouTube) again, TikTok potentially getting bought out by Microsoft, and Dr DisRespect's ingenious strategy to return to streaming. Yep, it's a long one boys.