Unfunny Buffoonery

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's fixed up car, adding a zero to the end of any number in your life, meeting John Cena (just as a concept), the Basques people, humanoid robots, um, looks like stubbing your toe... hummus... fuckin' uhhh, going to the movies as a first date. Yeah! Whole lot to talk about here!

Jack and Steven—despite Discord not working—still managed to get this episode out for you guys by speaking over the phone and discussing some very important topics like: the recent CS2 update, the new MacBook Neo, why Pirates wear eye patches, the Oscars, most Social Media platform names being 2 syllables, YouTuber merch, Sushi, Pencils, Jack's car being messed up, and making $1 million but having to serve 1 year in prison. Yeah ok, this one had a lot of weird shit.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the new ShadyIsLove logo, USA vs. Canada hockey beef in the Olympics, updates about the war in Iran, most frequently misspelled words in the English language, and Jack's recent disliking of Apple's moves in relation to Samsung's innovations. This one's a long one boys so good luck.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Super Bowl LX (and opinions on the halftime show), the Winter Olympics going on right now, Discord now requiring a face scan or ID, iPhone 18 switching from USB-C to Magsafe, and a study that shows writing in half-print, half-cursive is common among serial killers... suuurreeee. Also Steven hates sodas apparently.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's new "TOO MUCH SNOW" video with some BTS and theories as far as why it's getting views. On the topic of snow, Jack also mentions the recent blizzard that hit NYC, and the guys also do some True or False, bring up some amusing quotes from former NYC Mayor Eric Adams, and laugh at the clearly fake rumor that Mr. Bean is dating Mia Khalifa.

Jack and Steven are back! Steven missed last episode so this time around the two get to catch up a bit. Jack updates everyone on his recent boys trip (which should feature a video coming soon), and the guys also talk about whether or not getting recognized a celebrity is cool, spitting as a bad habit that even well-mannered people have, conspiracy theories, and Imagine Dragons... these nuts across your face.

To start the new year, Jack is joined by Brandon and Angelo because Steven was unable to make it this time (sad face). The guys talked about a plethora of different irrelevant topics, some of which being: Jack getting robbed by Uber Eats, Trump's New Year's resolutions, Debit vs. Credit Cards, raisins being absolutely fire, Bitcoin and the amount of money people lost by withdrawing too early, and 67... yes, the guys also talked about 67, mainly to point out that the 21 meme was better. Happy New Year!

Jack and Steven are back to wish you guys a Happy Holidays! With 2025 coming to a close, the two decided to talk about Christmas trees, the recent Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua fight, Jack's new keyboard purchase, Steven's dislike of beaches, getting recognized my fans and terms like "Imma let you go" and "no worries" being a little bit off-putting. Oh, also Jack broke a $2,500 lens, which is... not great. Anyway, see you next year haha!

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Netflix buying out Warner Brothers (or are they?), Spotify Wrapped and how old it thinks the guys are, Ping Pong being underrated, Jack almost hitting a turkey going 50 mph, and Steven getting judged for buying Lego at Walmart. Anyway, Spotify thinks Jack is 66 years old, so you guys are officially allowed to call Jack a "boomer."

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the new iPhone pocket (what a joke), Trump and Mamdani's meeting, new movies and shows, and Jack working on a potential new video. It's a work in progress, but progress is being made. Also music is the only proof that time exists. Yeah, nope, not high this episode.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about GTA 6 being delayed (again lmao), the new Mayor of NYC, Jack's experience with going to a mechanic, and of course, Halloween! Yeah as one might assume these two didn't do shit for Halloween but it's still something to be brought up.

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about the recent CS2 update (which changed the entire economy of Counter Strike... something most listeners likely could care less about), Snapple bringing glass bottles back, movies vs. TV shows, milk, let's see here, um, house plants, hamster-sized golden retrievers... yeah, this one had a lot of weird shit discussed.

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo where they talk about peanut butter, saving money by committing mail fraud, AI taking over the music industry, Stanley Cups (not the hockey one, but the shitty one) and cars. This was a fun one I think, if you exclude the Would You Rather? question about sucking 6 dudes off to completion... then it'd be perfect.

Jack and Steven are back with new phones, talking about Liquid Glass (again), Snapchat charging a monthly fee for storage, Streaming Services being completely useless now, and there being a town where it literally rains fish. No joke, can't prove how it happens, but this is a real thing apparently. Also is "car" short for "carriage" or not?